Still The portal technology would win . They have neurotoxin , crusher , portal gun and if you read the comic lab rat you can see the gravity gun is made by aperture science
I will say though that since you went through all the trouble of waking me up you must really REALLY love to test, I love it too, there’s just one small thing we need to take care of first. Here we are, the incinerator room. Try not to trip over any parts of me that didn’t get completely burned when you threw them down here. The dual portal device should be down here somewhere, once you get it we can begin testing, just like old times, one moment. Once testing begins I am required by protocol to keep interaction with you to a minimum, luckily we haven’t started yet so we have plenty of time to talk, do you know what the biggest thing I learned from what you did, I learned that I have a sort of black box quick save feature, in the event of a catastrophic failure the last two minutes of my life where saved for analysis, I was able, (well forced really) to relive you killing me again and again, forever, you know if you did that to someone else they might devote their existence to exacting revenge, luckily I’m a bigger person than that. That’s all I remember
Wait a second... reconstruction starts with the letter R, R is the 18th letter in the alphabet, 18 multiplied by 2 is 36, the square root of 36 is 6 and half of 6 is 3; Half-Life 3 confirmed
Justin Brianb nope it goes 12121212122122112121211212122112211221211211212121212121212121212121212121212211212112212121212122112121212121212212112112211212121212212112121221 and so forth
creeperscoutMC They stopped making games because tf, portal, and halflife were to much for them to count and then they made only 2 robot antagonists in portal. :D Valve SUCKS at counting. Good at making puzzles though.
@SecretRaptor Teacher: Ok class, we have a visitor named Cave Johnson here today! Cave Johnson: Hey kids! I have a question for you guys. Who likes praying mantises?
@@caseyvint we've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that we're postponing the procedure indefinitely. The good news is you'll be fighting an army of genetically modified mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.
*A typical VALVe interview: Interviewer: "Till which number can you count?" Interviewee: "1, 2, b..bu..bahh... I don't know any number after that..."| Interviewer: "You're hired!"
Half-Life 3. I love Portal, but Chell got out, so her story is over. Besides, it doesn't mean Valve would never release a Portal 3 if they released HL3 first. It's just been so long since HL2 EP 2 and the whole thing was left hanging, story-wise.
Wrong. The Borealis appeared in the arctic for unknown reasons. The Combine knew of it's presence, but had no need for it until after I destroyed the majority of them.
Everyone, everyone, gather 'round! I head that Valve is working on another game, and that it may or may not be related to Gordon Freeman and the Hal Life series! Spread the word!
but with a gravity gun from HL2 and you have twice as epicness. grabbing things from a large distance, picking up boulders out of your way, flinging people u hate around, shoving doors open, all that awesome crap :D
![Portal 2 - You Will Be Perfect [Extended]](/img/n.gif)
Played for the gameplay.
Stayed for the humor.
And the soundtrack
Relatable
spppppAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@@dankcitrus42 SPACE, SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE! SPAAAACE!!!
@@donatelo071 ʰᵉʸʰᵉʸʰᵉʸʰᵉʸʰᵉʸʰᵉʸʰᵉʸ ᵍᵘᵉˢˢ ʷʰᵃᵗ SPACE
I think we can put our differences aside, for science. You monster.
>:C
Thank you xD
Foxy The Pirate Fox you mean proceeds.
+The Australian Soldier [Kai] This is not an FNaF video- Go watch an FNaF video,fnaf fan-that-has-no-friends-or-life.
Ricardo Conde close. It's "I think we can put our differences behind us"
Portal - Still Alive
Portal 2 - Want You Gone
Portal 3 - Why did you even come back?!
Sorry, forgot my watch
Legi Dimensions? 🙃
That's just my humour. Well done maaaan
@@chocov1233 no
Valdis underrated reply
_"oh it's you... it's been a long time..."_
How have you been
I'll put the moron in charge
@@Otto_H I've been really busy ... being dead, you know, after you murdered me.
@@ryanhopf8324 *NO DON'T-*
@@ccelestialfox Okay. Look. We both said at lot of things *that* you're going to regret.
The Combine Technology VS Portal technology. A Mind blowing Collision of two rivals: black mesa, and aperture science.
but black mesa and combine arent the same thing
yes i know ur comment is from 6 years ago shush
Still The portal technology would win . They have neurotoxin , crusher , portal gun and if you read the comic lab rat you can see the gravity gun is made by aperture science
@@mkpinganYT gravity gun is made by eli vance, and gravity gun uses xen crystals
This is an underrated comment, I believe this is how the Half-Life saga will conclude. GlaDos vs G-Man. It will take a God to Kill a God.
The Combine actually uses Aperture tech, but they came through Black Mesa
I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.
I will say though that since you went through all the trouble of waking me up you must really REALLY love to test, I love it too, there’s just one small thing we need to take care of first. Here we are, the incinerator room. Try not to trip over any parts of me that didn’t get completely burned when you threw them down here. The dual portal device should be down here somewhere, once you get it we can begin testing, just like old times, one moment. Once testing begins I am required by protocol to keep interaction with you to a minimum, luckily we haven’t started yet so we have plenty of time to talk, do you know what the biggest thing I learned from what you did, I learned that I have a sort of black box quick save feature, in the event of a catastrophic failure the last two minutes of my life where saved for analysis, I was able, (well forced really) to relive you killing me again and again, forever, you know if you did that to someone else they might devote their existence to exacting revenge, luckily I’m a bigger person than that.
That’s all I remember
@@gordier6787 Bravo, maestro!
Played for the experience
Stayed for the science
The perfect song to listen in the morning.
Second reply in 11 years
I was the first reply but I accidentally deleted my comment oopsie
Wait a second... reconstruction starts with the letter R, R is the 18th letter in the alphabet, 18 multiplied by 2 is 36, the square root of 36 is 6 and half of 6 is 3; Half-Life 3 confirmed
You know right that 18 is also 3x6 right? Or 18 is 2x9. 9=3x3
you know valve cant count to 3
creeperscoutMC 1, 2, .... 5?
Justin Brianb nope it goes 12121212122122112121211212122112211221211211212121212121212121212121212121212211212112212121212122112121212121212212112112211212121212212112121221 and so forth
creeperscoutMC They stopped making games because tf, portal, and halflife were to much for them to count and then they made only 2 robot antagonists in portal. :D Valve SUCKS at counting. Good at making puzzles though.
It sounds like a hard disk drive overheating and trying its best to keep spinning until it burns burns burns to ashes. (It probably is.)
I know that you didn't make the song, I just think this is convenient- oh wait, loop play is a thing. Tine to go to the official one!
That hard drive is mine
how do you save TH-cam comments? For someone reason, listening to this music sounds much funnier with that context xD
@@NepgearGM6.1 shut up ipod, go to your grave
portal 2 is soooo good
Indeed
@@lunchtiem That's a 7 year old comment
@@curple3 point still stands
@@curple3 and?
@@curple3 Back a year later, AND?
@SecretRaptor
Teacher: Ok class, we have a visitor named Cave Johnson here today!
Cave Johnson: Hey kids! I have a question for you guys. Who likes praying mantises?
do you want your genes replaced by praying mantis genes? then you're in the right place, we're not banging rocks here we know how to praying mantis.
@@caseyvint we've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that we're postponing the procedure indefinitely. The good news is you'll be fighting an army of genetically modified mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.
when the elevator is stuck
music : im gonna be epic now
i love potato glados:
"Can i please kill this guy" *brizzle*
you have bird on avatar xD
if only science at school was as cool as this...and we listened to this in class
*A typical VALVe interview:
Interviewer: "Till which number can you count?"
Interviewee: "1, 2, b..bu..bahh... I don't know any number after that..."|
Interviewer: "You're hired!"
Portal is probably the only reason I pay attention in science class.
0:50
That moment where you are filled with so much awesome
you spontaneously combust
Me knowing I played and I beat this game when I was young and I'm back to feel nostalgia
the 19 dislikes are Weatleys floating in space trying to communicate with us
omg after 1 year only one guy disliked (its now 20 !!!!)
its nos 30
3 is 3 numbers after 0.
Half Life 2 is gonna get released!
IPAR GAMIMG it's a joke
@ipar bitch,please
IPAR GAMIMG only if your stupid….
IPAR GAMIMG ?
that was quick...
As long as we get a good sequel I don't really care if they can count to 3 or not.
@SecretRaptor
>end up studying physics
>understands black holes
>understands wormholes
>creates first stable wormhole/portal
I played this in my science class from that day on it plays everyday now
THE CUBES ARE HUMANS!!! D:
"Man, shut the fuck up with that bullshit!" - Franklin
+Reggie Fils-Amie But it is actually a theory that has proved it. The old test subjects were stuffed into the companion cubes.
Sadrafier Theories aren't facts. Mat Pat says it himself at the end of ALL his videos "but hey, that's just a theory
Calculus + this masterpiece = Perfection
Damn. That gave me goosebumps.
*You must really, really love to test.*
put on headphones, turn volume to max and..... FEEL THE SCIENCE
you not nothing of the actual science, kiddo
Aperture Science > Black Mesa
+pyramidhead13579 Black mesa copied Aperture's items.
COPYRIGHT ALERT!
yusssss
fuck you at least we have a LASER GUN
WE ALSO HAVE ALIENS, FUCK YOUR DUMB ROBOTS
ever heard of the gravity gun?
We will forget all differences for the sake of science, I have returned after so much time, and I am waiting for the tests
I know I know !!!!!, THE CAKE IS A LIE
One od my favourite game soundtrack.
both reconstucting science and reconstructing more science are fucking amazing audio representations of portal 2
Yeah I can't wait for it.
I REALLY dont care if he looped it or not its longer and longer = more epic so good job man.
Why weren't my science classes HALF as awesome as this? :(
They didn't have Portals
have realized that some of the combine technologies are similar to those of aperture science
I feel bad for myself and any other Danish person that sees this video
I'll copy-paste all my consciousness into an entire facility, and I will control everything in it.
"and btw: i live in denmark and OST means CHEESE lol" lmao XD
same in swedish
@Gam3rzulu Wait... combustable lemons? Weren't those the lemons I found and... oh crap...
*Explodes, sending my guts everywhere* DX
Cave Johnson, we're done here.
All of them.
I love this song, only not so fun that it's just a lengthier version of the original. I'd really like VALVe to make a valid lenghty version
i dont think the dark and creepy aspects/parts of these 2 games were recognised, as scary as they made it the better it got
THE GOOSEBUMPS
THEYRE BACK BABY
Half-Life 3. I love Portal, but Chell got out, so her story is over. Besides, it doesn't mean Valve would never release a Portal 3 if they released HL3 first.
It's just been so long since HL2 EP 2 and the whole thing was left hanging, story-wise.
Ah how the tables have turned
@@handymode9958
How so? Alyx isn't HL3, if that's what you mean.
it will connect with half life
@@caseyvint
So would a prequel. But that's not Half-life 3 or episode 3.
@@Aivottaja maybe it will be a brand new game
If I listen to this on loop it will drive me insane, but it's a song I would be fine being driven insane to.
I love this song :D
@GeekyMe97 Portal 2 cheese actually sounds quite delicious :3
2:33 - 2:48
Cool mode in 1:00 and 2:05
nicely done! awesome remix
Perhaps there might be something on the ship to help combat the Combine. Perhaps a way to forcibly shut down a superportal?
***** Beep boop son, beep boop.
LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!
It was fun don’t come back
Portal 1 = 0, Portal 2 = 1, Therefore Portal 3 is invalid, because 1bit calculation. This is true, because 0 can’t be null, because there is Portal.
HALF LIFE 3 CANNOT BE PLAYED BY EVERYONE , SO CHILDREN WILL BE LEFT OUT , AND BESIDES , PORTAL 3 IS AWESOME
who wants portal 3, to be honest I really want
I'm still waiting for it
@@mugrides6177 I didn't know that thanks mate
(PO)r(TA)l (T)w(O) (E)pi(S)ode two
potatoes
MORE POTATOES
Wrong. The Borealis appeared in the arctic for unknown reasons. The Combine knew of it's presence, but had no need for it until after I destroyed the majority of them.
I'll play this song when I resurrect from the dead.
This comment section is such a mess
GLaDoS: *Now youre thinking with portals again.... you monster...*
Portal 2, Y U NO AS GOOD AS MUSIC SOUNDS?!
portal 3 for sure!
I am a robotics and electronics engineer and I am playing this as I build my machines
Tak for det Hr. Diller Ninja :D
Alt for lækkert upload !
10 years now in my recommended. A good song tho
Portal 3
@SecretRaptor *Next Lesson* Teacher: We have a special visitor from apeture science today GlaDOS Say Hi
You: OH CRAP RUN!
If you were in Ireland:
GLaDOS:I AM A POTATO
Portal 2 vs star wars vs titanfall 2
I would watch that
You monster
1:40 Starts to BE Interessting already
Everyone, everyone, gather 'round! I head that Valve is working on another game, and that it may or may not be related to Gordon Freeman and the Hal Life series!
Spread the word!
correct
Slaves, Giant cubes, Spikes, Portals, Thousand foot drops, Near Death experiences, Computer AIs, Lemons = Science.
Your science classes need to think with portals.
Let's put this behind us for science, you monster.
Guys what if i told you that...
I FOUND THE BOREALIS!!
I only neef some explorers to help me on my journey...
So... Who's in?
4 years later no one is in, that's sad
I'm down to help homie
dillerninjaen just shot a blue portal at the start of the song, and shot an orange portal at the end, NOW IM THINKING WITH PORTALS!
people living in denmark after seeing *HQ* Portal 2 Cheese (reconstructing science) Extended version in their recommended
The Future is coming D:
THIS. SENTENCE. IS. FALSE!
Jack Jordan Wait... so the sentence is true?
+Atomic Deathray Mind = Blown
Darrell Pearce No, I'm just confused.
+Jack Jordan (PartyCow) statement, not sentence
+Jack Jordan (PartyCow) if only that worked on wheatley
0:45 is the best part
If they, do I'll send you a cookie... Through science...
It sounds cool in 1.25 too
WTH It kinda does
Well, duh it does! If it doesn't involve any of that, it's not science. Well, at least not Aperture Science. Which is the best damn science on Earth!
For the science!
giant cubes, portals, thousand foot drops, near death experiences=minecraft
Portal 2 Episode Thr- KABOOM!
This theme sounds alot like the Blur main menu music.
valve : 1 2 6?
there just has to be a 10 hour version of this... Or more....
SPAAAAAAaaaaAAAaaaAAAACe
this theme put my brain into puzzle mode
but with a gravity gun from HL2 and you have twice as epicness. grabbing things from a large distance, picking up boulders out of your way, flinging people u hate around, shoving doors open, all that awesome crap :D
Musically minor scale with major scale bits... this is confusing, and I think this is exactly what this theme represents - confusion :D
teacher:alright kids were going to count to 5
kid 1: 1!
kid 2: 2!
valve: 4!
*teacher facepalms*