"Grail-kun, Grail-kun" "What's wrong Kiritsugu-kun?" "I've made so many sacrifices and there still isn't world peace!" "You're hopeless, Kiritsugu-kun" *World Peace Generator* "If you kill everyone in the world there will be world peace"
Sekai: Waaahhh!!!! Sehai-Kun!! Grail-kun: What's wrong Sekai? Sekai: I think Makoto is cheating on me, I love him and I don't know what to do!! Grail-kun: You're so hopeless Sekai kun. (Drops knife) RELATIONSHIP STRENGTHENING DEVICE!!!! Sekai: Huh? Grail-kun: Go show him your love... Sekai: (Eyes go blank) You're right....
+parukia42099 Kotonoha: Waaaahhhh!!!!! Sehai-kun!!!! DX Grail: What's wrong Kotonoha-chan? :( Kotonoha: Sekai claims that she is pregnant with Makoto's child. WHAT DO I DO!!!!! DX Grail: You're so hopeless, Kotonoha-chan. -.- (Drops knife) PREGNANCY TEST 2.0!!!!!!! Kotonoha: Eh? 0_0 Grail: Cut her belly open and you will know if she really is pregnant. >:)
"SEIHAI KUUUUUUN!" "What's up, Parvati kun?" "Kama chan is attempting to become a Beast and wants to swallow the entire universe with her love! Please help me!" "Ohhh, you are so hopeless, Parvati kun! *ADVANCED PARENTING TOOL!* Give Kama chan some Mother-Daughter time..." "Hmph... that spoiled child needs a spanking..."
"Grail-kun, Grail-kun!" "What's wrong Adolf-kun?" "My art got rejected, they say i will never be a great artist!" "You're so hopeless Adolf-kun" *Drops a knife* "Artist Creation Kit!" "Show them the art of war" "You're right"
Choco grail kun I don’t want to farm anymore!!!! Choco grail kun- you’re so hopeless F2P... *drop my wallet* Choco grail kun- you’ll farm better if you have more CEs and servants
Ruthless Kotomine. Doesn't even blink. Dude's colder than ice. Just perches down and picks the knife up. "Yup, I should just slither Lancer's throat". Dude's killing people just to pass the time. It's routine.
Random crossover to aru majutsu no index Index: Waah Grail-kun Grail-kun:What is it Index-kun Index: Touma is getting so many girls behind my back and he doesn't feed me enough food. I can't even tell which is more important! Grail-kun: Your so hopeless Index-kun **knife drops** Perfect Partner Kit Index: Huh? But I can’t cook so why…. Grail-kun: Just kill Touma and get a new rich partner, Japan is getting too expensive.
Except that unless Index uses her John's Pen Mode, she won't be able to touch TouMAN. That guy practically has precognition due to his experience in battles.
For some reason this scene reminds me of a certain raccoon dog looking future cat robot with a magical pocket who can solve nearly every problem with gadgets anyone else
Archer: waaah seihai kun seihai kun I don't want to exist but shirou keeps trying to be a hero Grail kun: you're so hopeless archer *Drops knife* FUTURE CHANGING DEVICE just kill him and you'll get your wish Archer: thank you seihai kun
Me: grail kun, grail kun! I ran out of SQ and money for today banner I didn't get any single servant I wanted, please help me grail kun Grail kun: sigh....you are hopeless here take this. Shunk SQ and money generator Me and grail kun:...... Grail kun: just rob someone else money and buy that sq
even if he can't kill them, if he is the only one that keeps coming back after dying, then he has the long run advantage... unless they kill his master. but kotomine is like the sorta evil batman of the nasuverse, killing him would probably take a large amount of effort. so they could just let the other servants kill each other off and wait it out right?.
Meh considering that in Carnival most of the "wars" for the holy grail are competition of the sort, if he keeps dying he would continue to lose all of them everytime.
"Grail-kun, Grail-kun"
"What's wrong Kiritsugu-kun?"
"I've made so many sacrifices and there still isn't world peace!"
"You're hopeless, Kiritsugu-kun"
*World Peace Generator*
"If you kill everyone in the world there will be world peace"
That's so dark and funny.
*Kiritsugu picks up and observes the knife.*
You're absolutely right!
@@juwanbantug5465 And then stabbed the grail.
@@howardlam6181 that or himself
@@mel-chan5567 probably lancer
"Kill him and forge a contract with a different servant."
But Grail-Kun, that's what Kotomine did last grail war!
Then *reroll again*
And IT WORKED!
Just DO IT!
People die when they are killed
apparently, Lancer keeps getting killed but he just can't die
+Pi Face aperently Shiro is the one who killed himself, and alive, and the onle who will be killed, but won't be dead :P
people die when they are killed.....except like 10 characters
Battle continuation A that's why
plot twist hes the main character in fantasm carnival lol
Because sehai kun have yangire like relationship to cu
This has got to be the most self conscious anime I've ever seen aside from gintama, which is on another level by itself
It certainly is lmao
wait till you read koha ace
@@palmtoptiger6478 what is It?
@@turinmormegil7715 hard to describe its like a talk show with nobu,okita and medusa
@@turinmormegil7715 th-cam.com/video/kSdv9S-VTjk/w-d-xo.html
*10 minutes later*
Lancer ga shinda!
kono hitodenashi!!
You bastards!
You aren't human
麻婆「ランサーが死んでばかりで役に立たないんだ」
こんなの笑うわwwwwwwwwww
Sekai: Waaahhh!!!! Sehai-Kun!!
Grail-kun: What's wrong Sekai?
Sekai: I think Makoto is cheating on me, I love him and I don't know what to do!!
Grail-kun: You're so hopeless Sekai kun.
(Drops knife)
RELATIONSHIP STRENGTHENING DEVICE!!!!
Sekai: Huh?
Grail-kun: Go show him your love...
Sekai: (Eyes go blank) You're right....
+parukia42099 Kotonoha: Waaaahhhh!!!!! Sehai-kun!!!! DX
Grail: What's wrong Kotonoha-chan? :(
Kotonoha: Sekai claims that she is pregnant with Makoto's child. WHAT DO I DO!!!!! DX
Grail: You're so hopeless, Kotonoha-chan. -.-
(Drops knife)
PREGNANCY TEST 2.0!!!!!!!
Kotonoha: Eh? 0_0
Grail: Cut her belly open and you will know if she really is pregnant. >:)
You copy and pasted it on this vid too?
Yep. But it does make sense, don't you think?
That anime went from innocent love to horror real quick
For some reason, a video compiling all these Grail-kun scenes got stuck in the TH-cam Kids section.
...I'm worried for our future lol
I just came from It
Well, if your mom keeps grounding you...
*drops knife*
_Adoption is always an option!_
@@vla1ne The legendary *PARENT REPLACER™*
@@vla1ne 😅
Fun Fact: Kirei was the only one who accepted the grail's advice and picked the knife. Both Shirou and Shinji chickened out
ランサーが死んた→この人でなし！
"people die if they are killed" ~Emiya
Sakura go home youre drunk
Crimson Sunbird when isnt sakura drunk tho?
Grail kun shares the same voice actress: Noriko Shitaya
@@amirrashidan3047 Because grail kun is sakura
I didn't know Sakura had an after school activity
"SEIHAI KUUUUUUN!"
"What's up, Parvati kun?"
"Kama chan is attempting to become a Beast and wants to swallow the entire universe with her love! Please help me!"
"Ohhh, you are so hopeless, Parvati kun!
*ADVANCED PARENTING TOOL!*
Give Kama chan some Mother-Daughter time..."
"Hmph... that spoiled child needs a spanking..."
"Grail-kun, Grail-kun!"
"What's wrong Adolf-kun?"
"My art got rejected, they say i will never be a great artist!"
"You're so hopeless Adolf-kun"
*Drops a knife*
"Artist Creation Kit!"
"Show them the art of war"
"You're right"
Choco grail kun I don’t want to farm anymore!!!!
Choco grail kun- you’re so hopeless F2P...
*drop my wallet*
Choco grail kun- you’ll farm better if you have more CEs and servants
“I guess the only answer you get is a damn knife to all of your problems? Just great…”
Such a cute voice, imagine AI-assistant based on Grail-kun, best life advises everyday!
Ruthless Kotomine. Doesn't even blink. Dude's colder than ice. Just perches down and picks the knife up. "Yup, I should just slither Lancer's throat". Dude's killing people just to pass the time. It's routine.
Random crossover to aru majutsu no index
Index: Waah Grail-kun
Grail-kun:What is it Index-kun
Index: Touma is getting so many girls behind my back and he doesn't feed me enough food. I can't even tell which is more important!
Grail-kun: Your so hopeless Index-kun
**knife drops** Perfect Partner Kit
Index: Huh? But I can’t cook so why….
Grail-kun: Just kill Touma and get a new rich partner, Japan is getting too expensive.
+Whammy Cheng Touma: Fukou-da... ._.
Honestly this should be an advice for Touma. Index will suck him dry if she keeps on living with himxP
Except that unless Index uses her John's Pen Mode, she won't be able to touch TouMAN. That guy practically has precognition due to his experience in battles.
How to solve your problems:
Google: Be nice with ppl
Bing:
聖杯くん必ず包丁出すよな( ˙-˙ )
Oh. So that's where the yanderes get their knives from.
For some reason this scene reminds me of a certain raccoon dog looking future cat robot with a magical pocket who can solve nearly every problem with gadgets anyone else
and with an unnatural phobia for rodents
Ohh noo who might that blue coloured raccoon looking cat robot might be? Idk. Do you know who it is?
@@Mel_iodas idk who that blue raccoon is ask someone else drunky
@@Manowar458 wow you couldn't even understand sarcasm, just wow
@@Mel_iodas it was sarcasm? Maybe I’m the one drunk
ah yes the finest yandere weapon
*kitchen knife*
The secondary option is a box cutter
Archer: waaah seihai kun seihai kun
I don't want to exist but shirou keeps trying to be a hero
Grail kun: you're so hopeless archer
*Drops knife* FUTURE CHANGING DEVICE just kill him and you'll get your wish
Archer: thank you seihai kun
Me: grail kun, grail kun!
I ran out of SQ and money for today banner I didn't get any single servant I wanted, please help me grail kun
Grail kun: sigh....you are hopeless here take this.
Shunk
SQ and money generator
Me and grail kun:......
Grail kun: just rob someone else money and buy that sq
ランサーが死んだ！（予知）
Arthur, king of the Britons, you shall have a quest...
Behold... Arthur... This is the Holy Grail...
honestly, if he dosent die when he's killed, wouldnt that make him the best servant?
If he keeps getting killed by other servants, it means he is unable to kill them.
That makes him useless..
If that were a compitetion, Lancer's luck would 180 and he would survive everything, just to spite him further.
If Kotomine just told Lancer to go around and kill all the servants with his full power, he legit would have won LOL.
Save Gil for Berserker and GG.
I'll do it!
Every other video with grail-kun was marked as content for kids
Of course suggesting others to stab people is totally kid friendly what’s the problem
you should place all grale scenes after each other XD fun to see the same scene with other lines XD
And he took that personally
The only one who picked the knive...
God dammit Grail-kun
Its funny because he did it
even if he can't kill them, if he is the only one that keeps coming back after dying, then he has the long run advantage... unless they kill his master. but kotomine is like the sorta evil batman of the nasuverse, killing him would probably take a large amount of effort. so they could just let the other servants kill each other off and wait it out right?.
Well, Kirei already has Gilgamesh, so....
Berserker would have a pretty good chance of winning that...
言峰神父！？
Bing-Kun in an anime
Because "Being Lancer Is Suffering".
そんなに泥をこぼしていたら畳が泥だらけになるw
I wish there's Grail Kun in Fate/Grand Carnival.
Sesat
ダメなドラえもんに
洗脳されちゃダメだろう…
聖杯くん実は包丁しか持ってない説
Unlikely to happen, though he would surely win in that case. :P
Why not considering a competition where the one who dies more times wins, then?
殺さんでも死んでるだろ…？
Meh considering that in Carnival most of the "wars" for the holy grail are competition of the sort, if he keeps dying he would continue to lose all of them everytime.
Lansa ga shinda kono hitodenashi
こいつ包丁しか出さねぇな
Why does grail kun lool like sauron
じゃあ強化装置ではないな。
ランサー＼(^o^)／オワタ
anime name pls
声若けぇ…
good point. useless ability that would have been awesome then