A day in stardew valley: Wake up, drink coffee, collect wine, go to ginger island, grind in the mines, complete quests, go to bed A day in my real life: Wake up, drink coffee, play stardew valley, go to bed
Wake up drink coffee check my green house and my crops go pick up a million truffles get everything I need to go to skull cavern es or the island and then I play junimo kart
Well... Wake up at 6:00 am eat bread and drink coffe pretending to be a normal person Then walk outside completely ignourd my wife 7:00am to 9:00 animal duty 9:00 to 11:00 goes to mines to get coal(i allways ran out of it)then come out with FIFTEEN COAL"dissapointment"11:00am to 12:00 pm fixing my chests(its a mosntrocity)12:00 to 12:00 pm play jumino cart AND STILL HADNT COMPLETED IT 12:00 to 5:00pm talk to everyone 5:00pm to 8:00 pm go home close all animal doors and just realize the things i was supposed to do(after a few mins of rage)8:00pm goes to chests once again after that 9:00pm checks crops 10:00pm to 11:00 just stand in one spot 11:00pm sleep...and repeat
I find it's better to pass out at 2am for the skull cavern. You only lose up to 1000g (which you need to have made at least 42500g to get there so it's basically nothing) and all the good stuff is at the bottom. Do minimal necessary farm work before going (ex feed animals and plant/harvest crops) (Edit or just bring a farm totem to use at the last second. You only need to be inside the house)
Me: Wake up, Say hi to Sebastian, Check if the wine or cheese is fermented, Take care of the animals, go around town,maybe fish, go to the secret forest, check the hat mouse, go to the house My dad: Wake up, say hi to Penny, Take care of the crops in the green house, Take care of the wine and beer production, go around town, maybe go to the mines or the quarry go to the house
I definitely cheated by using the secret codes, but u gotta do what you gotta do, or else we wouldn't have energy for anything also 0 greenhouse bc we forgot to put the coli flower in the beginning of the bundle and my dad cried bc he forgot
To me it's more like: wake up, kiss my husband, pet all my farm animals cause I've somehow not been able to get an auto petter in a 220 hour save file, and try to fish the legendary fish to get perfection Update: I messed up my main file because I didn't back it up when I added mods and had to start a new one 😭 I'm like 10 hours in now
For me I wake up, bother Shane by opening the trash bins in front of him and giving him the trash I got, use the dark shrine of selfishness, after that get my wife pregnant in a few days and divorce her while she's pregnant, and delete her memory after that I'll re marry her for the fun of it
Get at least 100 stairs. Preferably a little more just in case you place more than one by accident. Use a Lucky ring if you have one, get a magic rock candy, and eat it just before entering. Go straight down to level 100. You should, with the amount of luck, get a decent amount of treasure rooms. I have 13 barns/coops altogether, and all have an autopetter using this method 😊 hope it helps
mine: wake up, cry about not having enough gold to marry penny, gather enough courage to go into the mines, buy / find artichoke seeds because they sell for alot of money, water crops, and pass out : )
I check the TV for lucky day, I eat my crab cakes and drink my coffee then ride my horse. You get a taste of that speed once, +1 speed will never be fast enough.
Nice loop. For me it's somehow easier. Maybe because I play on android, but I got somehow a energybar that is going ofscreen. I don't know when it happened, but after getting first or some stardrops I realized it.
On my first stardew valley playthrough on first day of summer I bought around 300 melon seeds probably more and my water can wasnt even upgraded to copper so yeah
Mine: 6:00 get up 6:10 water crops 7:00 kiss Sebastian 7:10 talk to Sebastian 7:20 love animals and kids 7:50 sleep My dads 6:00 wakes up 7:00 kiss Abigail 8:00 talks to Abigail 9:00 waits for Pam 10:00 skull cavern 11:00 skull cavern *rest of the day skull cavern* 2:00 passes out at skull cavern
For me i wake up, water my crops, pet the animals ,give water to the cat, give sam pizza, fish, give abigail some quartz to eat then i go into my exploding area and i explode myself after putting everything into a chest outside the exploding area then i go to bed
Sometimes(save 1): Wake up Kiss wife(Maru) Go to the mine Mine until 6pm Water crops Take the mushrooms Sell everything i have to sell Go to sleep Othertimes(save 1): Wake up Kiss wife(Maru) Water crops Sleep But on save 2 I am trying to get Leah😅, so my schedule is messed up bad😅😅😅
me: wake up drink Mead for breakfast, farming what I farm, take care the pet, took the goods from animal and feed them, took the beverage in warehouse, go to bar for give Pam beer and drink beer and eat bread for lunch, go home watch the news while eating some food and go sleep.
Every in game Saturday I wake up, drink a triple shot espresso and eat a spicy eel, go to my greenhouse and ginger island to harvest a bunch of ancient fruit, collect all of my wine from the previous week and put the ancient fruit into my kegs to start a new batch for next week, then I sell all the wine and make about $1,600,000
currently on my first playthrough of stardew and i'm on year two: wake up, watch tv, delay drinking coffee, pet my animals and turn their eggs into mayo, put water in my cat's bowl, Then drink coffee and collect my MUSHROOMS from MY MUSHROOOOOM CAVE . and from my mushroom trees, go flirt with sebastian and daydream a life where i'm married to him, then sleep.
Wake up, talk to husband, give husband gift despite having max hearts, pet animals, check my farms four quadrants, grab every fully grown thing, replant, forget what I was doing for half of my remaining time, Go to sleep way too early, repeat.
Wake up. I’m gonna go mining. It’s a bad luck day. I go fishing instead. I forgot to water the crops. I water the crops then spend the rest of the day fishing. I go to bed
1. Wake up 2. grab Iridium ore from my 50 grandpa shrine statues 3. See if crops are done, if yes... Harvest then 4. Love pet/animals 5. Love wife and children 6. Bed
Mine is wake up, pet my animals, go to skull caverns, die, close the game without saving, open the game, enter my save file, repeat. Im stuck in a loop for 20 in game days trying to achieve perfection.
Mine is I wake up, kiss my husband, hug my children, then I collect my cheese/wine from the cellar, then I go outside and collect from my fish ponds then my greenhouse, then I go to my barns and coops for mayo and cheese, I put that into the cellar, then I go do anything else indeed to do, lastly I go to bed.
My day: Wake up at 6 am, talk to my wife and kiss her, take my hay and milk bucket and go feed the chickens and coes, kilk the cows, place their milk in a cheese press and collecy the eggs, open the doors for the animals, then go get hardwood, afyer that I do whatever😊
A day in Stardey valley for me: Wake up Feed my animals Water my plants Cry because I don’t have a husband/wife Work in the mines Hang out around town Go to sleep
I get up, kiss my dog, pet my wife, go cropping, water my fish, and eat the wood. And chop down some meals because stamina looks low. I am having a stroke.
Me : waking up at 6 am Searching the trashcans Talking to Haley to get some energy from her kind words Going to mine and find litterally nothing and running for my life at 1 am to home☠️💀
for me it's like: wake up, change clothes to fit what i'm gonna be doing for the day, drink coffee, kiss my wife, give my wife a gift, pet my goats and pigs, ride my horse to the obelisk, teleport to ginger island, do some fishing and farming there, return home, talk to townspeople, check casks, plant starfruit in shed, dump things in the shipping bin, then go to bed.
How does a Day In Stardew Valley look for you?
A day in stardew valley:
Wake up, drink coffee, collect wine, go to ginger island, grind in the mines, complete quests, go to bed
A day in my real life:
Wake up, drink coffee, play stardew valley, go to bed
Open my switch, become brain dead, realise you've played stardew valley the whole day with 4 hours of sleep. Rinse and repeat
Wake up drink coffee check my green house and my crops go pick up a million truffles get everything I need to go to skull cavern es or the island and then I play junimo kart
Well...
Wake up at 6:00 am eat bread and drink coffe pretending to be a normal person
Then walk outside completely ignourd my wife 7:00am to 9:00 animal duty 9:00 to 11:00 goes to mines to get coal(i allways ran out of it)then come out with FIFTEEN COAL"dissapointment"11:00am to 12:00 pm fixing my chests(its a mosntrocity)12:00 to 12:00 pm play jumino cart AND STILL HADNT COMPLETED IT 12:00 to 5:00pm talk to everyone 5:00pm to 8:00 pm go home close all animal doors and just realize the things i was supposed to do(after a few mins of rage)8:00pm goes to chests once again after that 9:00pm checks crops 10:00pm to 11:00 just stand in one spot 11:00pm sleep...and repeat
(Mobile)
Wake up, get to my horse, fish for the whole day until i got low energy, sell it, get 10k each day :)
Me: wake up and rush to Skull Cavern and not try to die and return home to do some farm work before passing out
😂😂
I find it's better to pass out at 2am for the skull cavern. You only lose up to 1000g (which you need to have made at least 42500g to get there so it's basically nothing) and all the good stuff is at the bottom. Do minimal necessary farm work before going (ex feed animals and plant/harvest crops)
(Edit or just bring a farm totem to use at the last second. You only need to be inside the house)
@@emilyfogerty6438 its still a waste for me even if i have tht much gold 😭
Try to do farm wlrkk
Im 1k like
This is my routine
1. Wake up
2. Pass out
Me: Wake up, Say hi to Sebastian, Check if the wine or cheese is fermented, Take care of the animals, go around town,maybe fish, go to the secret forest, check the hat mouse, go to the house
My dad: Wake up, say hi to Penny, Take care of the crops in the green house, Take care of the wine and beer production, go around town, maybe go to the mines or the quarry go to the house
I definitely cheated by using the secret codes, but u gotta do what you gotta do, or else we wouldn't have energy for anything also 0 greenhouse bc we forgot to put the coli flower in the beginning of the bundle and my dad cried bc he forgot
For me its more like..
Wake up, Drink some coffee, cry about being lonely, then go to sleep...
Have a virtual hug.
She said Stardew valley, not real life
Hope you get better!!
🫂 have a hug friend
@@Averysoysauce op roasted-
"I wake up, I shower, I go to work, I work all day, I go home, I go to sleep" - Larry, The Amazing World of Gumball
Get up, watch TV, kiss my husband, harvest animal produce and crops, check the greenhouse, go shopping/fishing/foraging, go to bed
Omg this is so true
Bro is spying on me
To me it's more like: wake up, kiss my husband, pet all my farm animals cause I've somehow not been able to get an auto petter in a 220 hour save file, and try to fish the legendary fish to get perfection
Update: I messed up my main file because I didn't back it up when I added mods and had to start a new one 😭 I'm like 10 hours in now
I just got my first one around level 140, doing the QI quest to get to 100 with more monsters.
For me I wake up, bother Shane by opening the trash bins in front of him and giving him the trash I got, use the dark shrine of selfishness, after that get my wife pregnant in a few days and divorce her while she's pregnant, and delete her memory after that I'll re marry her for the fun of it
i just bought mine from joja mart 😏
Get at least 100 stairs. Preferably a little more just in case you place more than one by accident. Use a Lucky ring if you have one, get a magic rock candy, and eat it just before entering. Go straight down to level 100. You should, with the amount of luck, get a decent amount of treasure rooms. I have 13 barns/coops altogether, and all have an autopetter using this method 😊 hope it helps
I still haven't got an auto petter but I managed to catch every fish I'm trying to reach perfection but ik crafting every item is beyond my ability
mine: wake up, cry about not having enough gold to marry penny, gather enough courage to go into the mines, buy / find artichoke seeds because they sell for alot of money, water crops, and pass out : )
I check the TV for lucky day, I eat my crab cakes and drink my coffee then ride my horse. You get a taste of that speed once, +1 speed will never be fast enough.
Today was the day I noticed that Abby sticks her leg up when she kisses you
Wake up, kiss Leah, give her the coffee she just gave me, water crops, get my ass handed to me on a silver platter in the mines, pass out, repeat
Nice loop. For me it's somehow easier. Maybe because I play on android, but I got somehow a energybar that is going ofscreen. I don't know when it happened, but after getting first or some stardrops I realized it.
My stardew routine: wake up, say by to my wife the go straight to the skull caverns try not to die. Return home
I get up, Kiss my wife Leah, water crops, manage dog, rush skull cavern or fish all day, panic at 12:00 pm, go home, pass out, repeat.
1 wake up:
2fedding my animals milking colecting eggs
3: myning a little bit i cant make more things because its its winter
Getting some year 1 Spring vibes.....or year 5 hibernation vibes
Me:Wake up.Water My Crops explore
Becoming Stalker Sleep Repeat
My routine
Wakes up
Water crops
Goes to mountain Lake (to ocean or river on rainy day)
Fishes
Returns to bed by 11:00
Willy confirmes
I already know this will be my days, especially abigail as my wife
On my first stardew valley playthrough on first day of summer I bought around 300 melon seeds probably more and my water can wasnt even upgraded to copper so yeah
Mine:
6:00 get up
6:10 water crops
7:00 kiss Sebastian
7:10 talk to Sebastian
7:20 love animals and kids
7:50 sleep
My dads
6:00 wakes up
7:00 kiss Abigail
8:00 talks to Abigail
9:00 waits for Pam
10:00 skull cavern
11:00 skull cavern
*rest of the day skull cavern*
2:00 passes out at skull cavern
How do you even kiss an npc before talking to them
her: water some crops
me with high quality sprinkler: what crops???
also me when good luck day: Time to Rock N STONEEEE
The average day of a Stardew valley player:
Wake up at 6 am,
Drink some coffee,
Kiss your wife💀💀💀(i died here)
Eu também casei com a Abigail
Rock eater good choice 💕
Week 3: I'm starting to think this is a loop maybe
Sounds pretty accurate to me 😂
Me? Wake up fill up the water bowl check on the crops and sleep i prefer the solitude
Hands down Abigail is the best bachelorette
To marry yes, but to live it's krobus, he gives you great gifts and he's super cutee
For me it's like "wake up at ginger Island, check my gigantic 70x60 farm, sleep immediately."
Me wake up wach tv for weather and luck water crops go to town talk to people mine and fall asleep
My finger hit sub when I saw your wife was Abigail
I wake up ,watch tv,go to coop and nake mayonise ,give water to crops,eat some food,sell them,go fishing come home sleep(for unlucky days )
I think everyone neglects how OP the showers are
Like seriously it replenishes HP and Energy
You're not wrong, but i just don't like how much time it burns
By the time the spa is open I find myself going to bed with extra energy I never used so unless they open it earlier I don't really see the use to it
Wake up i grind the materials the whole day then sleep and repeat
Wake up, kiss my husband, pet my chickens and cow, fish for 12 hours trying to catch a sturgeon for the community center, pass out at 2 am.
I wake up work until I pass out then my friends check on me and find me completely paralyzed then I go to sleep and repeat
This Is me when i didnt knew sprinklers existed
Me : wake up , water crops , go fishing or caveing , edit house decor , go sleep
I use Sprinklers to get no boring day🌚
That sounds like a great day,,,or maybe I’m narcoleptic
More like wake up every 7 days to gather the ancient fruit from the greenhouse.
Abigail, best wife! I like you now
Abigail: Best friend wife
Hayley: Best trophy wife
Penny: Best baby mama wife
Leah: Best soulmate wife
Alex: Best physical labor wife
@@andrewklang809 Emily: best wife for food.
Lmao Alex = WIFE
I only see good choices here
For me i wake up, water my crops, pet the animals ,give water to the cat, give sam pizza, fish, give abigail some quartz to eat then i go into my exploding area and i explode myself after putting everything into a chest outside the exploding area then i go to bed
perfect choice of spouse
At the start of stardew valley your day is like 2 hours long
Sometimes(save 1):
Wake up
Kiss wife(Maru)
Go to the mine
Mine until 6pm
Water crops
Take the mushrooms
Sell everything i have to sell
Go to sleep
Othertimes(save 1):
Wake up
Kiss wife(Maru)
Water crops
Sleep
But on save 2 I am trying to get Leah😅, so my schedule is messed up bad😅😅😅
I hope people get the reference 😭😭
Me:
My main acc: work,work,work,work...
My alt: BED,BED,BED,BED,BEEEEEEEDDDDDD
Me:wake up water the few crops my friend plants while he's in the mines then i go fishing until 1:00 to make that money
mine: wake up, check if my ancient fruit grew because i always forget to see when i harvest them,, do some misc errands, and on repeat
me: wake up drink Mead for breakfast, farming what I farm, take care the pet, took the goods from animal and feed them, took the beverage in warehouse, go to bar for give Pam beer and drink beer and eat bread for lunch, go home watch the news while eating some food and go sleep.
AND I'M STILL WAITING FOR 1.5 ON MOBILE :D
That should be a christmas gift for us. 🙂
Man that sucks😞also a mobile player
Every in game Saturday I wake up, drink a triple shot espresso and eat a spicy eel, go to my greenhouse and ginger island to harvest a bunch of ancient fruit, collect all of my wine from the previous week and put the ancient fruit into my kegs to start a new batch for next week, then I sell all the wine and make about $1,600,000
Yaaay you're an Abigail Stan too 🥰
You need sprinklers my friend 🙏
Also how to get that neat scarecrow!?!
Me: Wakes up and choses not be gay
Sounds like you need some sprinklers
currently on my first playthrough of stardew and i'm on year two:
wake up, watch tv, delay drinking coffee, pet my animals and turn their eggs into mayo, put water in my cat's bowl, Then drink coffee and collect my MUSHROOMS from MY MUSHROOOOOM CAVE . and from my mushroom trees, go flirt with sebastian and daydream a life where i'm married to him, then sleep.
Wake up, talk to husband, give husband gift despite having max hearts, pet animals, check my farms four quadrants, grab every fully grown thing, replant, forget what I was doing for half of my remaining time, Go to sleep way too early, repeat.
That's a good day. Exercise, sunlight, some good loving with the missus. And you spent 80% of the day in bed. Where do I sign up?
If only that was a Day In the Life of Ezlily
@@ezlilyy What?! If that's all you did, what would become of us? We need content. We have rights.
I get up at six, kiss my wife and give her a gift, feed our animals, water the crops, go to the mines and go home at about one
Yup... On point
I do a lot every day I use mushrooms from my mushroom cave to keep my energy level up and I got the greenhouse in year 1 on my new and best save
Wake up. I’m gonna go mining. It’s a bad luck day. I go fishing instead. I forgot to water the crops. I water the crops then spend the rest of the day fishing. I go to bed
I can have a wife on stardew??!! I thought I had to be straight 😭 now I’m torn between Abigail and Sebastian.
Goth gf 4 the win
Wake up at 6 A.M
Kiss the wife (Abigail obviously)
Immediately go to sleep.
Repeat 14 days until until starfruit is done.
Abagail is the best wife imo
My routine is closer to wake up, make wine for 18 hours, and go to sleep for a week
1. Wake up
2. grab Iridium ore from my 50 grandpa shrine statues
3. See if crops are done, if yes... Harvest then
4. Love pet/animals
5. Love wife and children
6. Bed
POV:when you still new player
Me:"wake up at 6 am and then fishing until 12 pm in the night
my day:
Wake up
Water crops
Am I married?
If yes, go to bed
If no, go talk to Maru (obviously)
@ObsidianTheDragon096 YES YES YES
I'm a simple man, wake up, mine, sleep
So true brother, rock and stone
who never heard of food to restore energy
For me it’s
Wake up
Water my crops
Give my chickens hay
Mine or fish for the next 12 hours
Sleep
Like a real das in real life. 😳😆
my routine :
wake up
water crops
feed animals
Then sleep 🤭
A day in my life in real life wake up to school get bullied go back home waiting till 10. Remember everything from school
get up, kiss my husband, water crops, maybe do a quest, sleep.
Mine is wake up, pet my animals, go to skull caverns, die, close the game without saving, open the game, enter my save file, repeat. Im stuck in a loop for 20 in game days trying to achieve perfection.
Me: Wake up, check weather on TV, kiss husband (Sebastian bc I’m low key basic lmao), grab coffee, water plants, deal with animals, go to bed
Mine is I wake up, kiss my husband, hug my children, then I collect my cheese/wine from the cellar, then I go outside and collect from my fish ponds then my greenhouse, then I go to my barns and coops for mayo and cheese, I put that into the cellar, then I go do anything else indeed to do, lastly I go to bed.
Me:Step one:Check what day it is to know wich part of the code I can use to my andvantage.😂
day in the life of a small twitch streamer
Wake up
Go fishing til you pass out
Repeat til second year
I always Wake up, grab a brush and put a little make up
My day: Wake up at 6 am, talk to my wife and kiss her, take my hay and milk bucket and go feed the chickens and coes, kilk the cows, place their milk in a cheese press and collecy the eggs, open the doors for the animals, then go get hardwood, afyer that I do whatever😊
A day in Stardey valley for me:
Wake up
Feed my animals
Water my plants
Cry because I don’t have a husband/wife
Work in the mines
Hang out around town
Go to sleep
Coffee machine?
I get up, kiss my dog, pet my wife, go cropping, water my fish, and eat the wood. And chop down some meals because stamina looks low. I am having a stroke.
I wanna marry abigail too she kind look like my character and I only started play not to long ago and I got her to 3 hearts ❤💞😊
Wake up water crops,then chop wood till tired and ,go to slipee
Me : waking up at 6 am
Searching the trashcans
Talking to Haley to get some energy from her kind words
Going to mine and find litterally nothing and running for my life at 1 am to home☠️💀
it migh be hard to sleap at 6:30
Waaaa your awatar are so coool
We have the same wife
for me it's like: wake up, change clothes to fit what i'm gonna be doing for the day, drink coffee, kiss my wife, give my wife a gift, pet my goats and pigs, ride my horse to the obelisk, teleport to ginger island, do some fishing and farming there, return home, talk to townspeople, check casks, plant starfruit in shed, dump things in the shipping bin, then go to bed.
So just a twitch stream except instead of a wife it’s a body pillow
Abigail, based