I'm American but my dad's Glaswegian and whenever it comes up in conversation people want to know what the Glasgow dialect sounds like. So I refer them to this video.
@@genericwhitemale6089 It's people like you that give my country a bad name. It's important that you should know that this world would be so much better if you weren't born.
@@Nefariousbig oh Napper ? off course , I heard it as Snapper and thought of Turtles, and thought it must be a name for little Chavss on the West Coast. Rocket Snappers,,, a Rocket's Napper ! Ah well you learn something every day .
I live in New York, born and raised in America and my grandma was from Scotland. Now I realize it must be in my blood because I always walk around with a 2 liter bottle of soda. I had no clue it was a Scottish thing until I saw this, lol🤣🤣😂😂
Wee tadger = small 'male appendage' Rocket's napper = male appendage's head Swadgers = Ecstasy tablets Snash = being cheeky/talking excrement about someone All rush mixtape = no idea where you heard this in the video! Bent shot = you got that right Wee fud = small 'female front bottom'. This of course was the polite way of translating otherwise the comment probably wouldn't go through!
Ok i understood everyword nd line of this skit except what word one of them three used after sayin (Oi ya coupla of....) Cuz I heard "Oi ya couple of Behnchods" and Behnchod is a swear word in Urdu language which is used in Pakistan.I'm so confused rite now. Some Scottish plz clearify this as soon as u read my comment Thanks
did he call then "bhenchod" as well? mental like, that's pakistani slang for someone who "sleeps with their sister" but in more coarse language my comment would be auto banned for.
"The wee fudd is in position!!! ", that line gets me every time.
The sketch is overflowing with classic banter, eg 'a rockets napper.'
@@michaellavery4899
We've got to be very careful how We bottle a wee Rocket's napper, especially if it's a bottle of soda (ginger)!
@@ProjectCreativityGuy96 Yep if it's glass can go really far and easy overshoot.
Dooched it right aff his dome. Best line ever
@@stephenkelly1887 doofed
There's nothing more satisfying and hilarious to my ears than a yank saying "his troosers fell doon"
I lost it when the americans started talking slang 😂😂
K.G Productions aye that was proper hilarious
Fuckin Hilarious eh hahahaha
@@michaelunderhill8847 oh aye that was a belter 😂 £22.80
I learned Scottish slang from the show. When I started the first episode I had to turn on subtitles because I had no idea what they were saying 😂
Best bit 🤣
"Dooched right aff his dome". Magic.
doofed
His troosers fell doon 😂😂😂
Kirsty Strain is stunning.
She’s the Scottish Winona Ryder.
@@Greenvillian86
Damn it, man!!
She looks like Her a little, don't She? 😮
Love this. Honestly one of the best sketches they did. "yous are getting knifed man" 😂😂😂😂
It's the american bit that always gets me.
"Ah dooft it right aff his dome.." 😆
That target being a rocket’s napper!
Also, love the word snash
This has just come up on my feed and my ribs are aching. 😂😂😂
The payoff at the end makes this one of the best skits
Anyone seen the sequel to that film?
2 Litre 2 Ginger
It's nae as good as the third one, Litres Of Justice III; Stoneybridge Drift
3:10 to Yuma
I'm looking forward to 2 Litre Bottle Of Ginger: Tokyo Drift.
😂
@@dars5229 Stoneybridge! Olympic sketch
I'm American but my dad's Glaswegian and whenever it comes up in conversation people want to know what the Glasgow dialect sounds like. So I refer them to this video.
Eric J yanks are annoying
Not more annoying than brits though
Fuck up yah cock
@@genericwhitemale6089
It's people like you that give my country a bad name. It's important that you should know that this world would be so much better if you weren't born.
@Adam
Not as annoying as you lot.
I doofed it right aff his dome
That target being a rockets Naper 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 fucking folds me every time
Rocket’s napper
Took me ages to figure out why that meant 😂
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my entire life 😃
You should watch their mad uncles sketch 😂
Might be the best sketch in Burnistoun history
Definitely
Ah got to be the lift sketch of that gorgeous lassie shaving her arse
This and "What's this I see?" are the best-written and best-developed sketches in the whole series - comedy writers should study them
Denim jaisket runs it close?
The lift is a beezer
this is the greatest skit ever created
Makes me think still game when Winston throws his leg - shut it tadger 😂
that’s the ticket!
Filmed at Hazelhead Park and the John Wright's Sports Center in East Kilbride. Grew up around there and had that same jacket oot of Primark anol!
Same I grew up in st Leonard's east kilbride
@@markdobbie5359 wuft patched ma man
@Bobby Sutherland yas mon the cwid
Me too! My house is almost in shot! Just up the hill from Hunter Primary!
This sketch is up at the top with Clayton Bigsby and "She turned the weens against us.".
This just shows everyday life in Scotland!
When I lived in France, I showed this sketch to my flatmate and his friends and described it as a documentary about life in Scotland.
Canny even go tae the shops for swadgers without havin tae skelp some wee tadger wae a bottle a ginger man
@@KeithFraser82 bet they were lit aht "ooof je suis shittin ma pantalons:
@@BerticusBersht i like how you forgot the word "moi", one of the most stereotypically french words lmao
it’s a Friday afternoon
i’m with my mate
i got a two litre bottle of ginger
and my all-rush mixtape
let’s do this
One of the best ones...
Biscuity Boyle, Bornistoun's Favorite Son!!!
well
This is comedy fucking gold.
This was filmed just round the corner from my house. You can almost see it in shot
Looks like East Kilbride?
0:38 - Expectation
3:30 - Reality
0:32 - 0:33 - 3:24
The reality with Gordo's imagination cut out!
Love the americans talking slang 😂😂😂
……that target being a rocket’s napper.
“That target being, a rocket’s napper.”
he got stuck in a revolving door and his troousers fell doon
Poor old bugger
2 of litres of justice XD. LMAO
Best sketch they did... "swadgers" 😂
Classic. Love it.
Nice name.
@@iainmair485 you know it 😎
Filmed in EK
It's way, way funnier with the subs, coz they literally said, "troosers fell doon".
the target being a rockets napper lol
I thought she said they were "Rocket snappers" meaning baby turtles or something ?
@@Gommerell nah napper means head
@@Nefariousbig oh Napper ? off course , I heard it as Snapper and thought of Turtles, and thought it must be a name for little Chavss on the West Coast. Rocket Snappers,,, a Rocket's Napper ! Ah well you learn something every day .
"Yizzer all gettin' knifed maaan!" - God, letting us know what His plans are for 2020. (He's even dressed all in white.)
The Americans talking Scottish slang did it for me
I heard he got stuck in an escalator and his TROOSERS FELL DOON!
I love the colloquialisms in Scotland
This and Widden Palletts...best ever !
How is widden palletts funny. It is. It's hillarious. But I don't understand :)
This had me howling.
best. ever.
I have just decided to learn Scottish. Subscribed!!! Is this kind of support availability on Duolingo?
Rosetta Stane dae a dvd
Just wonderful.
Have a problem understanding what they are saying with the accent but im still.laughing my ass off 👍👍👍
Aye Americans are tough to understand
YOUS ARE GETTIN KNIFED MAN!
Absolutely pure genius.
2 Liter The Movie! It's awesome
Laughin' and laughin' and then ending!!!! 🤣
AYYYYYEEE YA COUPLA BENT SHOTS MAAANNN!! YOOSA GETTIN NIFED MAN!!
Sarah has some pair of pins on her. 😍
It wazz al jist a dreem! ... awww!
At 0:12
What is a bench shot?
I love this show! The first bit I watched was the Burnistoun Butcher.
What they’re actually saying is “bentshot” which basically means gayboy 😆
@@Scott-kj3bc
Hahaha, thanks for that!
The Americans tho...
0:57 She looks like Winona Ryder on Stranger Things
Doofed it rite aff ez Dome 😂
I live in New York, born and raised in America and my grandma was from Scotland. Now I realize it must be in my blood because I always walk around with a 2 liter bottle of soda. I had no clue it was a Scottish thing until I saw this, lol🤣🤣😂😂
2:28 Tom Cruise.
Oh my god. That was fucking amazing.
Pleeease, let's create a glossary of this brilliant Scots slang:
Wee todger -- ?
Rocket snapper -- ?
Swadgers -- ?
Snash -- trouble
All rush mixtape -- ?
Bent Shot -- gay boy
Wee fuds -- ?
Wee tadger = small 'male appendage'
Rocket's napper = male appendage's head
Swadgers = Ecstasy tablets
Snash = being cheeky/talking excrement about someone
All rush mixtape = no idea where you heard this in the video!
Bent shot = you got that right
Wee fud = small 'female front bottom'.
This of course was the polite way of translating otherwise the comment probably wouldn't go through!
@@iankogneeto4882
Hey thanks a lot.😅
Takes you on a ride
Fuckin' Neds LOL
This happened but bottle of cola and it was a shop lifter video online
What years this from?
19-canteen
2010
Lucy Blades cheers
@@TheLucyblades naw 2009
1829
Judging by its effectiveness, the choice certainly did not fall on Cola light XD
A wish they brung season wan bak man
Stevie the rocket man is in this sketch
Kirsty Strain taking the pish out of Lorraine Kelly, Gloria Hunniford and the like, class.
amazing workin class v neds scenario man hahahaaa
What is Jinja supposed to be? Irn bru?
Used generically to refer to any fizzy juice. This will typically be Irn Bru, though
* it's ginger, btw
i thought the guy speaks german from 1.15-1.48
But well, English is not my first language
Good shot!
Brilliant 😂😂
0:25
That's unreal
American voice TAJERS
A rockets knapper
Nice one chum.
Whats Jinga?
Irn bru
Kes 18 ginger no Jenga
@@LL_LLLL Its not
@@Zackislivid It IS Irn Bru. Take it from a native.
Geeza boattle ah Ginger
What kind
Pineapple
Ok i understood everyword nd line of this skit except what word one of them three used after sayin (Oi ya coupla of....) Cuz I heard "Oi ya couple of Behnchods" and Behnchod is a swear word in Urdu language which is used in Pakistan.I'm so confused rite now.
Some Scottish plz clearify this as soon as u read my comment Thanks
ASAD ULLAH MAAN
He is saying 'bent shots', meaning homosexual.
george ballantyne ohhhh r8 Thankyou v.much George u saved my brain cells,the question was killing me❤❤😂😂😂
@@asadullahmaan3482 They still may have been speaking Pakistani....
Anyway, what does benchods means in Pakistani? Now I'm curious
Tim Ezard naw
did he call then "bhenchod" as well? mental like, that's pakistani slang for someone who "sleeps with their sister" but in more coarse language my comment would be auto banned for.
He called them "bent shots" (gays)
Wtf is a rocket snapper? No idea since I am canadian.
A rockets napper
Rocket = wee arsehole neds
Napper = head
@@kevinlaird8311 Heed :)
I held a hose above my head once
Wee tadgers!
No one can tell me that this is a dialect of English and not a different language.
Wussappenin'aboot this Series on the Telleee Boax then!
cheeky wee sratchers hub calt it #Weegies?
G.O.A.T. .. XD
epic shite.....I mean skite
Hilarious 😂
😅🤣😂🤣😆😅💥💥🔥
❤😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
38 wee fuds have watched this.
Like Winston's leg bit lol
I'm still stuck on how gorgeous she is.
Will have to give the Americans attention another day