She should be given an award just for keeping a straight face when he said that! Who on earth would want to shoot a dog?!?! and why?!? Here doggy ... dog comes wagging his tail... BANG! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thou shalt not adulterize. The relationship must be loyal. Thous shalt not covet thy neighbor's he kindred/Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's she kindred. They are already in a relation so they must upkeep it properly. Tears also indicate cathartic prayers so you're on the right track and path. Amen selah! 😇
@@jacobhenrichon5542 No, he didn't. It's a reoccurring joke of his, which is often mentioned in these sketches. Dog-shooting is on his top 10 list of activities.
I looked up Sharlene Talbott after watching this. She actually died in 2004 at the age of 54, which must have been shortly after this sketch aired. Too bad, she seemed like a nice person.
The second dating agency lady did not seem to get flustered by Borat and actually answered his questions gracefully and with respect. You have to give her credit for that.
I wish I could lose my memory so I could watch these again for the first time! What a joy it was discovering these interviews back on youtube in it's early days!
“If she cheat on me...I will crush her!” “Honey, we American women don’t have plow experience” “no jew”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Jesus the quotes in this segment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The dedication is INSANE. He risks his life SPRINTING in a busy NY street in broad daylight for some laughs. INSANE and REVOLUTIONARY. No other like this guy.
What makes me laugh even more when watching these videos is the fact that Sacha Baron Cohen has to act like Borat/Bruno/Ali G before the cameras are even rolling. The length he goes to for footage is extraordinary and pure genius. He takes comedy to a whole other level
Borat is so bloody hilarious! Can’t believe Borat 2 is coming out! Jenny definitely likes to butter up her clients. Can’t count the number of times she touched Borat on the thigh.
CatGods no, he means shoot dog. Watch the one where he goes to an animal shelter to adopt a dog, and when looking at one he asks the lady what the best way to cook it is.
Watching a video uploaded 17 years ago on TH-cam seems to me like I'm watching a piece of TH-cam history. 😂 The content makes the experience legendary.
Years after this film was released, I taught myself to read the Cyrillic alphabet and when I rewatched some of the movie's clips, I learned that the Cyrillic fonts are pure bullshit and just appear to be random letters thrown together. Eeshkfye Fipvshnum (Borat Sagdiyev) HAHA!
My favorite part is when Borat tells the chair "joke" and then the lady's like "It's a funny image," and then Borat's like "It is nice." It's just hilarious the way he does that..."It is niiiiice.":)
There is a chair. The chair walk, with a shoes. Lalalalala. He walk on the street. The chair is a-walking. Yes.
tjovadevalivat YES
This joke is even funnier in the written form.
tjovadevalivat "I shoulda tell dis joek?" "probably not" lmaoo
So good.
best joke ever. Gonna re-use it with my future dates
Borat's face after he said no Jew loooool
Pritpal Desai Yes but no Jews! cant stop laughing!
+Pritpal Desai yeah i noticed that too :D hilarious :D
lost it on this expression
Btt
😆😆😆😆😆
2:37
*"No history of retardation in family" 😂😂😂😂*
That's really not a bad thing to look out for
that had me too 😂
Hahaha hahaha 😂
I doubt it😅
Brother Bilo
In Alabama, that insecticide deal would definitely open a conversation
LMAOOOOO
Facts
Loooooooooooooooooooooool
I don't know which is funnier, the alabama comment or these comments after
Johnna the comments on the comment aren’t funny
"I like a shoot dog"
Jenny: Snoop Dogg.
Borat: "SHOOT, SHOOT DOG. HAHA
JFKLEGACY ROFL!!!
🐶🔫
shoot dope?
She should be given an award just for keeping a straight face when he said that! Who on earth would want to shoot a dog?!?! and why?!? Here doggy ... dog comes wagging his tail... BANG! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@rohit1701d I know plenty of people who shoot dogs. Mostly farmers
He had me at "I will give you television remote control." 😍
No Joke though.....that’s a great privilege.
😂😂😂😂
My wife will NEVER get my remote!
That was a lot of knee touching by the woman
😂😂😂😂
Can you imagine how much self control is needed to act out a character like Borat and dont burst out laughing? What a great actor
Broooo - imma learn to do this.
@@pashadyne so deep
I feel he is probably channeling his actual self.
He is so under-rated
Imagine the people working behind the camera, they all must be dying inside
“Your previous wife? Hahahaha” “Why you laugh? She dead”
The look on Borat's face at 02:38 after he tells her "No Jews" kills me everytime!
Lol😂
Yeas. No jew
@@advguilhermecardoso His character is a Muslim, and he is drawing on the existing hate between Muslim and Jews.
@@titokipyegon329 no, he isn't muslim, I think he is christian orthodox
@@Rottensparrow He's a Jew. COHEN surname comes from Jewish culture.
Borat - You remind me my wife..
Date - Your previous wife?
Borat - Yes.
Date - Ahahahaha!
Borat - Why you laugh, she dead..
6:16
borat: my kham, my sack is a heavy.
she: how old is your child ?
She's a smart lady. She know the older a child gets, the heavier the father's sack.
pearlmax
I never would’ve connected the two sentences together. Lol
"my hram"
amjan what’s hram lol
Jason Morgan in Russian hram is a temple)
That hand rubbing and sings before 'sexy time' gets me all the time. He is a freaking genius
😂🎉 same
At like 7:21 you can see sacha’s actual face there afte that little “yeah” you can tell he almost thought it was too much😭
"Even though I am big... like a can of pepsi."
He gets me every time!
Bro u alive
14 years is a long time.
@@MRakshay-fb2mu yep he dead 👍
Yeah he's probably dead by now
Did you pass this account to your grandkids ?
The chair joke is better than most Tik Toks
All*
Fk tik tok
Hear hear!
All
Huge true
''I will crush her'' - YOU WILL CRUSH HER?! XD
TheNo85307
DEEEAAAAD 😆😆😆😆😆
why you laughing?
@@B1astFriend Because it's comedy you scumbag
Zenaku she’s dead. Why you laughing?
@@Zenaku ..........
F-ing comedy genius. Was laughing out loud Uncontrollably through most of this, on the verge of tears.,God I miss those days.
Thou shalt not adulterize. The relationship must be loyal. Thous shalt not covet thy neighbor's he kindred/Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's she kindred. They are already in a relation so they must upkeep it properly. Tears also indicate cathartic prayers so you're on the right track and path. Amen selah! 😇
😂🎉 same
'It's a funny image"
'Should I tell this joke?'
'Probably not'
It is knot a joke -
I remember watching this 14 years ago when I was a kid. Now I'm a depressed adult with a mortgage
lol
Samesies
Wow how many of us are on the same shitty boat. -_- this won't last long
😂😂
At least you can afford it.. Some of us still living with their parents at the age of 44
"My khrum - my sack - is a-heavy."
"How old is your child?"
When he said that, she was very interested 😁
Hahahahah
I love how the woman went with her face to his shoulder, respecting a handshake of a culture that does not exist hahaha
She is awesome.
Borat has his own culture
@@lucwijngaard8413 aint that the truth hahahahahaha
She was classy though. I like classy women.
@@maq3009 yes! I totally agree.
You guys, as a Turk I want to say that handshake does exist and is commonly used here.
Damn she is like the perfect office lady
Saucy secretary. Very much plough experience
Big O Very true fine Sir, very true. I would love to see her on the casting couch!
Haha, very nice 👍 high five 🖐
I think her and Sasha did some plowing after filming
@@ruh8659 That leg touching was plenty good.
THE CHAIIRRR HAS AH SHOOESSS IT IS WALKING!
LA LA LA LA
lolaoalaolaoalal huheuhuehuehleohelhoe
"I like table tennis. I like shoot dog."
"Oh, Snoop Dog?"
"No, shoot".
"Ah, OK."
WTF? Cracks me up every time.
He said "shoot dope", like doing heroin
@@jacobhenrichon5542 No, I think he was referring to killing dogs.
@@jacobhenrichon5542 No, he didn't. It's a reoccurring joke of his, which is often mentioned in these sketches. Dog-shooting is on his top 10 list of activities.
@@DanishJerk123 Oh OK then...
Haha, very nice 👍 high five 🖐
The "chair joke" kills me every time.🤣🤣🤣
It’s a good joke
@@cloudstrife206 It's a funny image
Its the pause after...... and then the yes
i hope it does
I looked up Sharlene Talbott after watching this. She actually died in 2004 at the age of 54, which must have been shortly after this sketch aired. Too bad, she seemed like a nice person.
Sucks to hear that. Yes she seemed very agreeable.
Rest In Peace Charlene Talbott. I hope she is at peace now she seemed so sweet :(
I don’t think it’s the same lady who died
Omgg how did she die????
Is she didn’t die in 2004 she definitely dead by now 2019
She had zero plough experience... i don't buy it.
Looooool.
kshitiz Singh it's experience using a field plow lol
You must never trust a woman's words!
If she lie, I crush her.
for now
7:40 I like how Sharlene handled every bit of Borats lines so gracefully. How you maintain a straight face under these circumstances is beyond me.
Do you know what it means to have “plow experience “?
@@jesusimposter9603 "Plough Experience" could be related to farming
@@BRV-25 is it good for a woman to have this experience?
@@jesusimposter9603 Borat is pretty much saying he wants his wife to work on the field,as a farmer
Wtf is sharks 🦈
I have watched this thousands of times and its still as funny as it was watching this first time 🤣
This is still so funny 10+ years later but now it would probably offend everyone.
Who cares? Fuck'em, funny is funny
Tyler Durden omfg LOL
Yes, Barack Obama has turned us into a haven of political correctness
Which of course is why it's even FUNNIER now!
Tyler Durden maybe it‘s possible to be liberal and find this funny
the chair is a walking !!
bailbondsh
@@tassop1128 bailbondsh
With a shoe
Haha, very nice 👍 high five 🖐
I love how she carefully writes down “tight like a mans anus”
😂🎉
she didnt lol
Anoos
That chair joke made me laugh harder than I have in a long time lmaoooooo
The second dating agency lady did not seem to get flustered by Borat and actually answered his questions gracefully and with respect. You have to give her credit for that.
She’s seen a lot in her time in that space undoubtedly😭😭😭
A chair walking down the street would actually be pretty terrifying.
eriksonsmash especially with shoes
Not that much if it's anything except crocs
i think it would be funny
Haha, very nice 👍 high five 🖐
I would love a gif of a chair with shoes kinda moving
I wish I could lose my memory so I could watch these again for the first time! What a joy it was discovering these interviews back on youtube in it's early days!
My biggest wish 😫 first time I cried laughing
nonsense
I visibly remember I couldn’t breathe from laughing so hard when I first watched the movie
1:58 - as American women we don’t have plough experience. Exactly the reason for the falling marriage rates!
holy shit, that chair joke was fucking hilarious. I'm going to use that on my next date.
So 5 years on Jeremy - I take it you used the joke, got married and are living a very happy life?
Probably not! Instructor said
@@sdaafasfad Nah, he likely commited sea side.
@@Wabbelpaddel how would you commit sea side?
I didn’t get the joke? Can you explain it to me please.
"If she cheat on me...I will crush her!!!" 😂😂😂
I thought he said "shit" on me
Borat’s About me on Tinder: “If she cheat on me......I will crush her!!!!
Women on Tinder: “Ohhhh yes, tell me more.”
@@pabloparra2484 no....."shit on you" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
One of the funniest characters ever created in life!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Plow experience is a must!
Jenny is a hottie
I would like entry to her vagine
Achei que eu era o único brasileiro por aqui hahahahahahaha
It’s my mom please don’t talk this way about her
Vips Vipsa Thats my mom 4Weird
@Truth Hahaha she's hotter than anyone you'll ever have.
I'd like to plow jenny
erko78 she gon get that plow experience she be lacking in
215 people feel the same way 😏
erko78 I Agree.
Is nice
what is plaw
Since almost two decades im watching this - and crying again, again and again ! Every phrase hits me soooo hard 🤣🤣🤣
“If she cheat on me...I will crush her!” “Honey, we American women don’t have plow experience” “no jew”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Jesus the quotes in this segment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And Borat's face after she says "No Jewish. Ok" 2:38
More emojis please
Plough experience should be standard
"Even though I'm big? Like a can of Pepsi ". Lol!!!
Everytime I'm stressed I come back here to have a laugh. Gotta love the creativity and talent of SBC.
We need more Borat in 2021. It´s a sick world.
"American women don't have plough experience" lazy.
Jenny obviously never been down south. Lol
@@russ6847 and they still don't have plow experience unless they're 50 year old Mexican dudes
What is plough experience? I actually don't know lol
@@ekrano8746 a tool that plows the ground for farming. Tied to a a horse or mule, it breaks up the ground to allow for planting seeds
Shes been ploughed plenty
The chair joke was genuinely hilarious
It's definitely a funny image!
@@sammyhill69 Should I tell this joke?
@@tuneboyz5634 Probably not!
Something tells me Jennie has plenty of plow experience
she is so damn sexy.. haha.. nice comment.
10
Hahaha 😆
There’s a huge difference between being strong on plow and being plowed strongly
"Plough experience"....@@justschr
The dedication is INSANE. He risks his life SPRINTING in a busy NY street in broad daylight for some laughs. INSANE and REVOLUTIONARY. No other like this guy.
What makes me laugh even more when watching these videos is the fact that Sacha Baron Cohen has to act like Borat/Bruno/Ali G before the cameras are even rolling. The length he goes to for footage is extraordinary and pure genius. He takes comedy to a whole other level
The chair joke is one of the funniest things I've seen to this day
Borat is so bloody hilarious! Can’t believe Borat 2 is coming out!
Jenny definitely likes to butter up her clients. Can’t count the number of times she touched Borat on the thigh.
She wanted that big can of pepsi
yeah what the hell was that
@@cerenb7909 i liked it
nah some women are just friendly, remember this was at a different time in society when people could touch without getting MeToo'd.
@@johnames6430 Actually she was just trying to upsell her company.
Some of the funniest moments of my life. This man is a genius.
why you laugh she dead
im loling
this guy is the funniest ever
@@clycoo That's what your mom told me last night.
Shawn Reed 🤦♂️
@@clycoo turks look Arab but want to be Mongol
Was looking for this comment
When she nodded and said “no Jewish, okay.” That really got to me.
*I really felt that
bruh the fact that she asked race she deserve it lmao
Based Log, or prefer the other race.
I'd say only jewish girls.
Lol
“No jew” and then that :c face made me die lmaooo
This shit never gets old. Its just as funny now as it was the first time I watched it.
"I'm big like can of pepsi"
Classic pick up line....
He is such a talented man to not burst out laughing
I like SHOOT DOG!! Lol!!
Mansukhdeep Thind snoop dogg? No SHOOTdogg xd
I think he means “shoot duck” as like a sport
CatGods no, he means shoot dog. Watch the one where he goes to an animal shelter to adopt a dog, and when looking at one he asks the lady what the best way to cook it is.
Snoop Dogg???
Tf is ur name😂😂😂
The creepy, uncomfortable handshake at the end is significantly underrated!
"My sack is heavy." "How old is your child?"
How the fuck did those two sentences follow each other
7:11
Borat: How do I know if she want me to take her ✋👋👏👐
Lady: Go to bed with her??
Borat: Sexy time, yah!
Those hand movements he did...
“I like shoot dog.”
(Smiles) “You like Snoop Dogg?”
“No, shoot dog.”
(Loses smile) “Oh.” (Writes something in her notebook)
she must hav written snoop dogg bcoz u cant write he likes to shoot dog😅😅
That was the most creepy and awkward handshake I've ever seen. Very funny
I like how he just disregards everything he learned on those dates
Borat does better at speed dating than I do.
"Wag wan piff ting, whats ur bbm" and ur all set
“Even though I am big, like a can of Pepsi” lmao 😂😂
Watching a video uploaded 17 years ago on TH-cam seems to me like I'm watching a piece of TH-cam history. 😂 The content makes the experience legendary.
“I like in the mouth very much” 😭😂
That first dating agency chick was gorgeous.
Filthy
Too much makeup.
Friedrich Nietzsche, nietzsche keepin the record straight
Wew lad
I'd drink her bath water
I like to play a table tennis. I like a shoot dog.
Her: Snoop Dogg!
Borat: Shoot dog - shoot.
15 gallons of insecticide? Seems like a lot to trade for me 😂
Man when i wanna laugh i still come back to this guy its how such sad times we live in isnt it
Too bad his recent stuff is just political nonsense, because the old stuff was gold.
"All races, except for Jew..." ahahahahah she almost burst out laughing in the trollolol
If your date doesn't laugh about that chair, they're not the right one. That's brilliant. Lol.
'She must be tight like a man's Anoos'....im dying!!🤣🤣🤣
That Jenny is smoking hot
I wonder if she squirts.
@@kevinbushracing58 I bet she does a lot.
Kjbkjb kjbkjb why would you wonder that?
What the hell..
Simps
The awkward goodbye at the end had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He’s so proud when he says ‘no Jew’ lolol
I been saying " I'll crush her" since this film came out 😂...lol ...👍🏻
He's a comedy genius for real. This is classic!
3:07 Little did she know a decade later Tinder will prove this to be false
i mean to be fair, if you go tthere you are already perverted.
This man is a mad genius
If she cheat on me... I will crush her. So well delivered, perfect pause, and all that
😂🤣This fella is super Clever, genius of comedy
I’ve watched this so many times and I still don’t know what he’s going to say next 🤣
This dating part should last longer. It's hilarious.
The Dating service woman totally understands borat and it’s hilarious 😂
BEST. JOKE. EVER.
Years after this film was released, I taught myself to read the Cyrillic alphabet and when I rewatched some of the movie's clips, I learned that the Cyrillic fonts are pure bullshit and just appear to be random letters thrown together. Eeshkfye Fipvshnum (Borat Sagdiyev) HAHA!
That's true. However the sequel got it right
Just watched 'the spy' and re watching these I realise how talented is this man...
This is brilliant, one of his best
My favorite part is when Borat tells the chair "joke" and then the lady's like "It's a funny image," and then Borat's like "It is nice." It's just hilarious the way he does that..."It is niiiiice.":)
If you have no plough experience don't talk to me.
its insane how he can keep character without laughing or showing any sign of fail, he´s so fucking serious, hes the funniest man alive man...
6:14
Borat: My sack is heavy.
Lady: How old is your child?
😂😂😂😂Funniest of them all😂😂plow experience😂😂😂😂