I think it is a fucking travesty that this seems to have been confined to BBC Scotland. It's not even on BBC iPlayer. If it were not for TH-cam, I may never have witnessed this hysterical beauty.
Electro i think it was scary movie 3. They were making fun of the following The ring 1966 The hallow 1975 the 6 sense 1992 Alien movies. Scary movie 2 made fun of Scream Saw American psyco And horry movies
Fockin'... headin' tae burnistoon's got talent, reight? The guys at the desk were nae havin' it. They told me nea tae swear. Told'em ma name was Wee Frank. But in fact... deep doon... I kno... it's Dee Dee
This is all part of the show's entertainment format. It's the same in BGT and AGT etc. The bad contestants don't get to see the main judges. They have pre auditions where they weed out the no hopers. For entertainment value they put back a few really bad or funny and at times the obnoxious ones. It is physically impossible for the main judges to see all the thousands of hopefuls. Enjoy the show but with a pinch of salt.
I am a Japanese girl living in Scotland. Took me years to pick up Scottish slang. I went home to Tokyo to see family and friends just before lockdown and I was trying to remember the Japanese word for contactless payment machine. Without thinking I said "aaagh fuckin' hingmy!" Never felt more Scottish 😂😂
The Simon Cowell lad and his ascending trousers fucking gets me every time 😂😂😂😂
I keep watching this, and every time his trousers creep up, I fucking lose it. 😂😂
Cimon Sowell
“ Fucking” is like a comma to us 😂
I think it is a fucking travesty that this seems to have been confined to BBC Scotland. It's not even on BBC iPlayer. If it were not for TH-cam, I may never have witnessed this hysterical beauty.
I agree!! Why it not on BBC I player. Top Quality....viewing. 🤣
@@grantbassett2048 cause little englanders would throw a hissy fit.
It's on Netflix
@@grumgrum2174 it's gone from Netflix now too.
Englishman here…no we wouldve loved this well i wouldve anyways before i turned to the drugs
I genuinely love that song already. A full version is needed.
Too fuckin right...
I like that he's wearing a Burnistoun FC shirt, sponsored by Alex Ciderson.
@channel name Big fan of the Burnistoun Extended Universe.
@channel name Ah, but do you have a copy of The Big Book Of Things You'd Hear a Guy Hit Out With?
I love the trousers getting higher!
That's Numberwang!
Fuckin' nummerwhang mair like.
You made me laugh with that one mate
The rolled newspaper and the huge red beep button bracelet of the chorist... this is a fu****ing genius sketch.
So spot on it cant get any more spot on😂🏴
That Kirsty Strain's gorgeous, isn't she ?
She'd get a rare fingerin
Aye the two of them were fit in that show
Aye. She looks a bit like April Bowlby - those big eyes are stunning!
Suppose she would. If she had blonde hair she'd be well noticed by noo.
Winona Ryder.
just brilliant!
The trousers got me 😂
Electro scary movies did this joke
They got him, too. Beware of the creeping predatory trousers!
BibiBosh which one?
Electro i think it was scary movie 3.
They were making fun of the following
The ring 1966
The hallow 1975
the 6 sense 1992
Alien movies.
Scary movie 2 made fun of
Scream
Saw
American psyco
And horry movies
Laughing out loud with this one...cimons trousers fxxxxn GRT...
Oh man I need this I'm busting up I love it
It's like a comma to us 😂
One of my favorite fk,,,,scetches
QUALITY POLIS
Absolute F**cking brilliant
Could you not swear, please?
Wrong way, down a one way street!
STAR!
Benny Harvey R.I.P. Miss you big man, gone but not forgotten
I met Burnistoun at a charity do one, surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny
Face poking out the spaver 🤣🤣🤣
I love watching Scottish people take the piss out of English accents
American accents too
Come tae ma hoose, al take the piss oot ye for free 👍🏻
Plot twist: the Scots are the only people who've ever pronounced English correctly...
@@jasonlieberman4606 😂😂😂
The girl playing the vocal coach is absolutely smoking
Kirsty Strain
Its like a comma tae us 🤣
I love that Alex Ciderson reference.
Yeah but do those Marshall Amps go up to..... (beep) 11 !!!??!?!!!
c'mon, it's a F**kin' Hingmy for us, a pause-break.
I mean, this is basically The Streets, right? And he had a decent little career for a while.
Fockin'... headin' tae burnistoon's got talent, reight? The guys at the desk were nae havin' it. They told me nea tae swear. Told'em ma name was Wee Frank. But in fact... deep doon... I kno... it's Dee Dee
Want tae go oan the likes ae the x factor n dae this
Naw it's no, it's a breath pause, a place-holder, a F**kin' Hingmy.
You guys are just God Damn funny....! Love it...!
Good comedy, I like Scottish accent
The quick brown fox JUMPS (not jumped) over the lazy dog.
The sentence contains all the letters in the alphabet
No h in it
@@tonyg3488 the
@@iball310369 oh yea what a mug lol, thanks
Was thinking the same thing.
@@iainoneill6348 what are youse like?
Bawhahahaha!!! His pants are so high🤣
brilliant
Av been sayin for years that us Scots use 'fuckinnnn' as a verbal comma, joost like Dee Dee 🤭
hahaha... nice one. Bet you had fun with that one. Any outtakes?
"it's like I come at yas... swearin'"
Robert Rankin ( the new Rebus) there. Looking absolutely beautiful!
this is the best thing since still game
The 2 of them were writers for Still Game 👌
My fair fuckin’ lady
Alex Rae wi hair #fingmy
The pants! Pissed me self
My dad from Glasgow c””t was his favorite
Is that 'Rebus' in the hoodie @2:40
Cimon Sowell sounds like David Tennant’s Doctor Who
…‘kin’ great!
Their funniest skit
Please come back
Quality
It's jumps not jumped. Otherwise there's no S in the sentence
Just the typical Glaswegian
Its just a ...WIT JI MA CAW IT 🤣🤣🤣🤣fuckin hell man say this aw the time.... awwwww witjimacawit again ? ??? Brilliant.....👏
Excellent 😂
Lewis Capaldi: Origins.
Nae rolls.
A comma to us is 100% correct fking every 3 words
Why are you guys re-uploading old episodes?
Because you don't wanna look through a whole episode to find your favorite sketch
Hilarious! X'D
This is all part of the show's entertainment format. It's the same in BGT and AGT etc. The bad contestants don't get to see the main judges. They have pre auditions where they weed out the no hopers. For entertainment value they put back a few really bad or funny and at times the obnoxious ones. It is physically impossible for the main judges to see all the thousands of hopefuls. Enjoy the show but with a pinch of salt.
uv hud a pinch a sumfin white mate
Wit in the name a fuck ?????.. ...
Kerry . . .this is like my swearing rubbing on you x
It's hingwy for me.
I am a Japanese girl living in Scotland.
Took me years to pick up Scottish slang.
I went home to Tokyo to see family and friends just before lockdown and I was trying to remember the Japanese word for contactless payment machine.
Without thinking I said "aaagh fuckin' hingmy!"
Never felt more Scottish 😂😂
@@DoctorAkikoFukuwara congratulations 😁 you passed the Scottish citizenship test 👊🏻😂
@Horsehead Pete 'we say hingwy' n en ye end yer sentence wi 'ken'......... I get it noo, must be a chookter hing 😂
@@Kazza_8240 Ayrshire
@@TheSpacecraftX am frae the Port and av never heard hingwy, only hingmy 😂
Edit - or hingamyjig
😅Perfection😂....bleep!!!!🤣
can somebody tell me what hingmy means?
It's like thingmy, thingamijig. When you can't think of the name for something. Hing means thing in Scotland.
@@WeeNat313 Thanks!
Just fuckin'...you know, pal. Know what I mean?
I've wanted to know the answer to this question for years...thank you for removing this brain splinter!
Why is Dyatlov on the panel?
*ucking amazin :D
Y’all are so dumb but I can’t get enough 😂
Troosers roon the neck 🤭
Where’s ra fookin problem TH-cam’s
Superb 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This how Canadians be in the UK too.
Is he from New York City?
Fuck knows??
Is that Calvin Harris acceptable in the 80s at the end
Classic! Lol
Lewis Capldi?
Ladies.
Get tae feck 🤣
Very accurate
Hahahahahaha!!!
Who else hears a cuss word in the video and know it’s fair game in the comments
1:34
Sleaford Mods / Arab Strap all over this 😅
Fkn hell man😂
And they talk very good imitating an English accent.
She's a wee bit like Winona y but no quite AS good lookin.
A bit Victoria Pendleton?
I think she's far note beautiful than winona ryder
she looks like winona before the ravages of drug addiction
It's not comedy if you cant understand what they're saying
Na that's intellect yer efter
Lmao