Scuffing my way through Fire Emblem Fates Conquest without resetting or loading saves
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ก.พ. 2022
- The definitive version of my Fire Emblem Fates Lunatic Conquest playthrough! It comprises all five attempts. Hope you all enjoy it.
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I will be playing an Ironman challenge run of Fire Emblem Fates: Conquest on Lunatic Difficulty. This'll be pretty rough. I'll start from chapter 1 and try to proceed to the end of the game.
I won't be using DLC, though I will allow amiibos and other things like it, as long as it's not from the Dragon's Gate menu. I won't be hiring outside units from other players, either.
In Ironman runs, I am not allowed to reset the game, use savepoints, or save states. Each action or occurrence is as a result, permanent. Any characters that die will remain dead for the rest of the run, and if I lose the game, the run is over.
If I fail the run and need to restart, I will begin at the Branch of Fate, meaning I will not need to replay chapters 1-6. This is mostly because the earlier chapters aren't really part of the Conquest route.
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I love that explanation of “odin, one of three inter dimensional mercenaries from fire emblem awakening plucked from the timeline by anankos to watch over, and niles who is a thief”
It reminds me of an interaction that Odin and Niles would actually have, it's great
The idea of Hans being a bro and letting Corrin take all the credit for massacring a bunch of innocents to help ingratiate her to her estranged father will never not make me laugh.
Again, I don't think Hans did it for that reason. It's pretty clear they're all plotting to undermine Corrin's peacekeeping attempts, and giving her all the credit because it
1) Aligns her with an awful evil tyrant.
2) Undermines her efforts to parley with Hoshido
3) Makes her seem like a liar
@@xXTheKingEmothXx Oh, of course he was a scumbag. I just found the absurdity of the idea that he was looking out for her this entire time really funny.
"We are reinforced by Leo's two retainers, namely Odin, who is one of three disguised interdimensional mercenaries teleported directly from Fire Emblem Awakening hired by the benevolent soul of Anankos as part of his proxy war against his evil alter ago paid in paid in whole with decorations from his original timeline that was destroyed by the Fell Dragon Grima
And Niles, who was a thief"
I think there being no official name for Fateslandia is my favourite part of Fates' writing.
Spent so much time making sure Corrin non-lethally takes down entire armies and not marrying siblings that they forgot to name the damn continent.
Apparently its Archenea according to the dlc
@@UltraZombie115 There's no fucking way it's Archenea.
@@deantrail6789 i know right. But the dlc says otherwise as Chrom knows what Nohr and Hoshido are as nations thats existed in the past.
@@UltraZombie115That just implies they’re real, not that they’re specifically Archenea.
"Here, have a sword of gunpowder"
- The King of Nohr, whose moral integrity and strength of character are well known across the land
I honestly can't believe that all those bite-sized videos manage to total over an hour.
Legit impressive stuff that this was completed with as few dead Corrins as reasonably possible, despite the mass genocide on all sides
This series is a certified hood classic
I've already watched each individual episode, but I don't care, I'm watching them all here too
Why are we still here? Just to watch him suffer?
@@nils0a yes.
@@nils0a the Reason for fate's sloppy story, is because the writers where trying to achieve too much with not enough time. Intelligents Systems had an idea for Fate to have three stories to appeal to everyone, but they realized that they didn't have enough writers. So they hired an outside writer, Shin Kibayashi was that writer. Intelligent Systems wanted Shin to write the outline for each pathway, what happened instead is that Shin wrote 500 pages for each pathway. Nintendo knew this was too long so they cut the story into pieces without the writers permission and the fact the Nintendo demanded Fates come on the Fire Emblem Anniversary only made things worse. Which resulted in this hilariously mess of a story. The good news this that there is a manga based on Fates that is a little better. Its called Fire Emblem If: the Crown of Niberlung.
The best part about these highlights is that, because Fates's writing is as absurd as it is, it's hard to tell what's part of the game or what's just Excelblem's brand of humor
Of course, I mean this in a good way.
Ikr 😭
Excelblem killed more people in this lets play than Corrin did
"Buy Rev" taking on a whole new meaning when it'll basically be legally gone a year from now lol
wait what
@@justarandomqrow1505 eshop shutting down
@@justarandomqrow1505 on both 3DS and Wii U
Just another reason to play it pirate 😜
Key word: “legally”
21:25: One of the reasons why I love Excelblem's 'unique' style is that it makes a complete mockery of antagonists, either through gameplay or the metanarrative, we're supposed to see as threatening and evil. Just like, no respect at all for what the story was trying to do.
This story doesn’t deserve respect
@@collinbensinger7640 the Reason for fate's sloppy story, is because the writers where trying to achieve too much with not enough time. Intelligents Systems had an idea for Fate to have three stories to appeal to everyone, but they realized that they didn't have enough writers. So they hired an outside writer, Shin Kibayashi was that writer. Intelligent Systems wanted Shin to write the outline for each pathway, what happened instead is that Shin wrote 500 pages for each pathway. Nintendo knew this was too long so they cut the story into pieces without the writers permission and the fact the Nintendo demanded Fates come on the Fire Emblem Anniversary only made things worse. Which resulted in this hilariously mess of a story. The good news this that there is a manga based on Fates that is a little better. Its called Fire Emblem If: the Crown of Niberlung.
@@collinbensinger7640 This story is a stitched corpse of another writer's work.
Wow I've literally NEVER seen the berserker twins in Fates before, I've always cleared Kana's paralogue before Turn 8
Yea lol. Did it on all 3 routes, and didnt even know those guys existed
It's good to remember how hilarious Fates is story wise (Especially Conquest)
the Reason for fate's sloppy story, is because the writers where trying to achieve too much with not enough time. Intelligents Systems had an idea for Fate to have three stories to appeal to everyone, but they realized that they didn't have enough writers. So they hired an outside writer, Shin Kibayashi was that writer. Intelligent Systems wanted Shin to write the outline for each pathway, what happened instead is that Shin wrote 500 pages for each pathway. Nintendo knew this was too long so they cut the story into pieces without the writers permission and the fact the Nintendo demanded Fates come on the Fire Emblem Anniversary only made things worse. Which resulted in this hilariously mess of a story. The good news this that there is a manga based on Fates that is a little better. Its called Fire Emblem If: the Crown of Niberlung.
@@orangeslash1667u got proof for this story?
@@terichix8494 Does this answer your question????th-cam.com/video/WJ4bAEqLb88/w-d-xo.html
God I love how Fates' dialogue plays around Corrin's S-Supports
"Oh they're not really blood related it's not that weird"
Hey I really don't care
Why is KIRAGI an option
IntSys how is Niles adopting Kana too risqué to include, but... THAT is fine???
All of the incest blinded us to the fact that Fates has the most pedophilia in the series, too, even more than FE4. Maeda has truly out-Kaga'd Kaga.
@@maltheopia ahem.
*Deep Breath*
Rhea S-Support.
You're your own grandmother.
I married Dwyer when Sakura was his mother and it didn't tell me that I wasn't related to her. Corrin is canonically not okay with marrying her siblings but is perfectly fine with marrying her nephews/nieces, apparently
@@maltheopia "Even more than FE4"
Lmao nahhhh, Fates has young-looking characters with non-canon ages, meanwhile FE4 has confirmed children, it's very different.
@@darklordsatan4383 yOuNg-LoOkInG cHaRaCtErS wItH NoN-cAnOn AgEs 🤪
something about "saving Mozu before she is uppercut into low earth orbit" will always get me
I much prefer the continent name of "Nolore" for FE Fates.
I was using Moira like the Moirai/Fates in mythology, but I can't NOT use Nolore now
Thanks for this definitive version. It's long enough to be considered a feature film and I will take advantage of this fact with popcorn.
5:21 The main reason garon won't trade corrin for azura, *GROANS OF INCREASING DISCOMFORT*
"Found herself in V*lla instead of the sweet embrace of death"
Damn, a fate worse than death
I'm loving the lore accurate character descriptions, man these games were friggin weird
"...And his retainers Hinata, who can give you Fury 3 in Fire Emblem Heroes, and Oboro, whose hobbies are fashion, and being racist"
Ah, Conquest. What a game you are. Simultaneously the ironically best writing and unironically best gameplay. But the game has Xander, Arthur and Charlotte, so it’ll always be amazing no matter what.
Great job on completing this run, Excelblem! Beating Conquest on Lunatic Ironman is no small feat, and I applaud your sheer ballsiness to play all three routes back-to-back like you are currently.
Xander enjoyer identified
@@Zerorenren4761 "The clan is thine own family. To thine kinsmen forever stay true. Dare'st not in any attempt to double-cross. Have no doubt, such wretchedness, never will we tolerate." -
Alvina of the Darkroot Wood
And Odin. C'mon, he should've been first
@@TheAxeLord47911 the Reason for fate's sloppy story, is because the writers where trying to achieve too much with not enough time. Intelligents Systems had an idea for Fate to have three stories to appeal to everyone, but they realized that they didn't have enough writers. So they hired an outside writer, Shin Kibayashi was that writer. Intelligent Systems wanted Shin to write the outline for each pathway, what happened instead is that Shin wrote 500 pages for each pathway. Nintendo knew this was too long so they cut the story into pieces without the writers permission and the fact the Nintendo demanded Fates come on the Fire Emblem Anniversary only made things worse. Which resulted in this hilariously mess of a story. The good news this that there is a manga based on Fates that is a little better. Its called Fire Emblem If: the Crown of Niberlung.
How is playing all three routes ballsy
Ah yes, the "Sacrifice human life for minimal gain" supercut, excellent!
46:10 I don't know why, I love the realizations of messing up just going "No!" with a still mask on. It's great. And 38:00
Y'know, I get the impression that there might be more to this story, if only you were to pay $20. Just a thought.
For some reason, I now find myself wanting to buy Fire Emblem Fates: Revelations on the Nintendo 3DS (which is no longer possible lmao)
Marth learned too late that the phrase 'all political power comes from the barrel of a gun' is more literal than figurative.
Nice glock, baby, we'll use it well.
On one side, I don't like that what you did to the kitsune.
But I have far more than two sides, and all of them are laughing at the XP Harvest.
The satirical commentary of Conquest's story is killing my sides, how long did it take to write the script for this? Lol.
the Reason for fate's sloppy story, is because the writers where trying to achieve too much with not enough time. Intelligents Systems had an idea for Fate to have three stories to appeal to everyone, but they realized that they didn't have enough writers. So they hired an outside writer, Shin Kibayashi was that writer. Intelligent Systems wanted Shin to write the outline for each pathway, what happened instead is that Shin wrote 500 pages for each pathway. Nintendo knew this was too long so they cut the story into pieces without the writers permission and the fact the Nintendo demanded Fates come on the Fire Emblem Anniversary only made things worse. Which resulted in this hilariously mess of a story. The good news this that there is a manga based on Fates that is a little better. Its called Fire Emblem If: the Crown of Niberlung.
@@orangeslash1667 You got the sauce for this manga? I'd love to give it a read.
@@orangeslash1667 Aight, thanks, I'll take a look.
7:51 don't forget, she's also corrins pet
"Non-lethally exsanguinating every hoshidan soldier" has destroyed me.
I swear i’ve watched this thing like 10 times in the past month im addicted
mental illness
My personal favorite bit is the recurring incest coupon. I love how much you've massacred the story so much, that I might actually play Fates for once.
your commentary is hilarious, love these videos
0:20:30
Ok, so I know fates story being shit has been talked to death, but this? This right here is the worst bit to me, because it's so interesting. Hans seemingly having a genuine change of heart for protecting corrin after murdering their previous protector could have been such an interesting character choice and interaction... If it wasn't dropped and didn't happen after this chapter.
Like seriously, what the fuck, why is it dropped, what was Hans' original role in the story that made him protect corrin, what the hell was the plan here?
I haven't played conquest so I don't have much context that from what is shown but I believe Hans does this not to give the credit to Corrin and giving him a good image to garon but rather giving him the reputation of a murderer so that hoshidans don't believe him
Hans does it to give Corrin credit as a murderer because their entire plot was to fuck Corrin over since the start. Hans is never not portrayed as a conniving backstabber.
The concept of Hans continuously committing warcrimes and then giving Corrin the credit simply as an act of kindness is so fucking hilarious that I'm sad it's not actually the case
im watched this like 5 times already, love this stuff fr
This is the last month you can pay $20 for the golden dlc route
I skipped to the end and couldn’t get over the repeat mention of Corrin “not paying $20” that’s such a strong bit.
Dude this is legit so well done and hilarious.
I dont think i've ever watched an hour long video without wanting to click away. You are my favorite fire emblem content creator. Thank you.
This guy is legitimately the funniest FEtuber I've ever seen
22:02: "That song!"
*Sonic drowning music plays aggressively*
Insane how your story summary is. Can’t believe this is a real game
certified mozu gaming moment
1:00:38 “Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose”
This was so beautiful, all the way from dying in 4 runs from the cleanest possible final map. Earned a sub, this felt soooo satisfying
Playing conquest and I think this may be convincing me I need to start sacrificing units.
This was the first video I had ever seen from Excelblem, and I immediately fell in love with his humor
this motivated me to finish my playthrough of revelations. thanks!
i enjoyed this immensely.
I love that story summary!
Fateslandia is the only thing I can ever call that landmass now
The absolutely heinous version of the theme that plays at the end will haunt my nightmares. Loved the video though.
Incredible video, this is the only way I ever want to experience fates’ story again
Really can't praise your comedic chops in this series enough
lilith being a tragic sacrifice when her only dialogue in all of conquest is a single "ehem" 💀
I cracked up every time I heard, "Marth's glock" lol.
Cupid Bow, that concept was around in Shining Force. One of the Tactical RPG's which came out around the time Fire Emblem 1 came out. Shining Force 1 allowed you to heal enemies allowing for infinite chip experience. While Shining Force 2 did not allow this though you could use an item similar to the Cupid's Bow to heal enemies which had a finite number of uses.
This is my first video of this YT channel and I already love it
This is my first video from you and I couldn't look away.
You are reinforced by leo's two retainers, namely odin
1 hour later of explaining the bullshit plot..
and a thief
22:10 VALLA GOT CENSORED LMAOO
V*lla got censored yeah
not sure what's funnier, you and your wonderful editing or the fucking storyline LMAO
Thanks for saving me the trouble to look for the playlist each time I wanna see it
I keep thinking about the continent this game is set in, only to remember that they forgot to write what it is.
God I love this game.
God I love this game
Also I didn’t think that these added up to an hour
4:09 The most accurate thing i ever heard
Every Ironman run end:
16:30 - Face-tank? More like face-PLANT into the ground because you forgot to heal you pacifist dumbass! XP
27:51 - Jacked furry phases through air and turns Corrin into fox chow. >_>
29:19 - Corrin, overcome with despair, realizes that this whole storyline was a mistake, loses all hope and literally gives up. Like, deadass. It's a wrap. Go home.
34:28 - Counter is FUN, right guys? Right? RIGHT?!?! ^^;
Can't wait to see the Revelations adventure sum-up :D
Leo is blond Mart who was dispensable
One of the best playthrough ever made
dude this vid was so funny that I watched the entire 1 hour thing uninterrupted
Fun fact you can scuff through the intro to get a lvl 1 corrin to path of fate. To truly have the HARDEST lunatic run of each path....
Requirements: pheonix mode, suicide on xander and avoid EVERY bit of combat
Him calling arthur all might is funny as hell cause I call him dollar store all might💀💀💀💀
I love how you say "Notre sagesse" XD (I'm french so I can say for sure that it means "Our Wisdom")
This was pretty good, still fun to watch even though I've watched the shorts versions of them
When you started this adventure, I had never watched Jojos and had no idea what Leo using Gold Experience meant.
I'm not in part 5 and get it and yes it is funny
You'll enjoy part 5, it makes Leo using gold experience all the more hilarious,even more so when you consider that the Nohrian family were going to be vampires at one point.
@@frostbite_1244 WAIT HOLD UP sauce on the vampires thing PLEASE
Oh boy I can't wait for the sequel
This is a certified excelblem classic
13:05
There's a lot of things to be said about Fates but to this day this feature stands out in my memory. Like, what was even its use when Support lists are accessible from the normal Castle menu...?
Wait... I've watched this a few times and only just noticed Marth died armed with a umbrella.
Okay this was way funnier than it needed to be!
I don't need to buy the... $20... DLC... because I preordered the game that came with all the routes. Muahahaha! Kneel before my trihardness!
He just explained fire emblem
But suddenly.... HANS
yoooo all of conquest in one video hell yeah.
Wtf when I watched your revelations playthrough I thought you were joking about the curse that prevents you from talking about vala. What the hell is the plot in this game 😭😭😭
Now imagine this as a KMU…
So you are telling me that I used over than an hour watching these one by one I am more than willing to do it again? Because I sure am
Fates is a Game
Definitely one of the games of all time
This is an excellent video on the wonders of having 8 hours of sleep
This was a pretty funny vid thanks
take a drink every time you hear "nonlethal"
Not resetting is super fun.
I like how you say "in chapter whatever of *this* conquest ironman" like if i bought a copy maybe the storys just completely different
Lol you know what. I didn’t realize how ridiculous the storyline was until you narrated it 😂😂😂😂
Sounds to me like your losses were all fairly BAD LUCK.
Counterrin was my same build and very similar look
This video is a mastahpiece
Will probably watch the whole thing during one of my shifts at work but for now I'll say:
Nice job using Camilla's Heroes art for the close up of her chest. Maeshima Shigeki is one of the best artists for that game. 🙏🏿
This video was absolutely hilarious