Me: Replace sleep for coffee **makes rookie mistake editting causing some patreon names to not show up** Me realizing after publishing the video: Sorry...
also to add to the recent L's by Nijisanji, EA/RESPAWN featured DOKIBIRD in their latest Apex Legends trailer. Not Niji, DOKIBIRD. That is such a big freaking slap to the face for several Niji livers who main Apex for their content lmao
>20 min video >several more topics cut out for future release When the company is so black, that you can stash topics for weeks at a time and not run out of fresh drama to cover.
Not just that. Every day they find a new way to fuck up so that even people who are either casual(only watches clips, like me) or not even part of the community at all manage to hear about it. So they don't just have a ton of controversy banked, _Nijisanji keeps making more._
TH-camr: Finally! Only two more topics to go before I can move on to other vtuber companies! Niji: Wait, you missed on! TH-camr: What?! I've already looked up everything! I even checked this morning to make sure! Niji: Fool! *Rosemi's last good morning tweet was almost 2 months ago*
Meanwhile: fishman sakana sucessfully creating 2 perfect idols(99% idol completion) while staying in the shadows far from all the drama. Yagoo:turning the headache duo into the most succesful idols shockingly so.(he made the impossible)
It's pretty amazing to be honest. Dramatubers usually isn't this overworked. Not only that, many channel that isn't in the vtuber community start commenting on it. It's glorious
It says something about the state of Nijisanji when a dramatubermakes a good 20min video about their problems WITHOUT MENTIONING THE BLACK SCREEN VIDEO.
it's probably getting it's own damn video at this point. although Luca just got exposed with actual receipts within the last like, 12 hours, so now there's EVEN MORE SHIT TO COVER PARROT I DO NOT ENVY YOUR WORKLOAD
@@black-uh1df that schizo groomer mod he forced himself upon as a minor came out with a document that basically says she's been doing most of his background work and basically confirming he's been breaking his NDA NEARLY EVERY DAY FOR THE WHOLE TIME HE'S BEEN IN THE COMPANY... among other things, like... confirming the Aster shit and leaking that there were 2 seperate dating relationships between livers. Of which only one ended well.
Brother if you're really a member, then why are you outside the "comments by members" section? Will I find out the parrot beside your name is a sticker if I scratch at the screen?
Almost every Ex Niji ID member start streaming as Indie and only few that doesn't ZEA : Purin (she also working as anime voice actor of Indonesian dubbing) Taka : Walherich (dude rich AF) Miyu : Esmilia Siska : Shannon Reza : ChronoNeko (dude still become GM of D&D) Azura : Lethe Bonapuchi (Kawaii) Nara : Chiasm Xia : Detri (just regular streamer) Hyona : Karmic Crow Amicia: Dokebi, she occasionally upload cover on youtube Riksa : Devlin Mika : Kamii (her Indonesian friends called her Mochi btw) Notable mention Tenjin : Bobon's alt account All in Alin : Etna's alt account Update after madlad Devlin (Riksa) made a song for sijisore (parody of Nijisore program) with ex NIJI ID
NijiEN branch-wide telephone game: what even happened, no clips, no funny moments, no highlights, nobody knows what happened, did anybody even knew they were having a telephone game. Bae hosted a telephone game with some friends: JDON MY SOUL
JDON my soul. Even I'm not following hololive knew about it. The clip was everywhere. And when i watched the clip, it was so much fun. Niji could never imitate the success of hololive.
@@WatameSheeperdOji There is actually, a few of them...they even have a Native English speaker on the JP side (Olliver, the green suit dude), but one thing (of many different things) that make such a huge impact, are how those People invested to each other...like JP Holomem really invested with a few of ID or EN member and vice versa, can't say the same about Niji tho
I was going to say niji was going to intentionally hold up the grad cue as they are desperate to keep the investors. However, now that parrot has released a new video I think he may have jinxed it.
As a 3d modeler that piece of chicken was pushing the tech to its max with the number of verts it fucking had... i can feel the rendering software crying in pain just from a single image.
That Yagoo VS Riku image hits hard. Humble businessman who clearly cares about what he's doing versus... Some dumbass kid that thinks he's hot stuff? Granted, both are massively successful. During their least profitable years they've probably made more money than I will in my lifetime, but the difference between them is night and day.
Its not about how much you make, its how you make. Yagoo truly cares, learned from mistakes, became better, and made way more. Its kinda wholesome in a way because makes me think life its not so unfair lol
Fun fact: A guy at Cover's engineering department made Koyori AI. Koyori asked for help on one one day and the guy was like "oh I can make one myself." Staff at Cover are crazy helpful lol
Dude, the whole point of Legend of Polka! Is the staff that come up with the ideas of the show most of the time and Polka is the one that react, heck, one episode was them getting completely sloshed and writing ideas for Polka later react to them, Cover staff is absolutely based.
@@adeade3978 y'know, after all that's happened to Rosemi, including her disastrously low 3D debut followed by it being privated(copyright struck?) by Sony's bots, I feel she'd make a fine addition to the Sad girl company.
as someone that's only really following Vshojo and Phase vtubers..... it's so fucking funny every so often watching a vid like this. "i wonder how Niji's doing it's been a bit maybe the.... oh wow it's even more on fire then last time..... it's on fire in ways i didn't know COULD catch fire...."
I mean, its not like Vshojo its a clean white paper with no stains whatsoever. They have quite the textured dramas that still resourge every now and then. Phase its just a GTAV lobby where everyone tries to get the highest KDA, and im along for the ride. Give them more fentan*l i wanna see how deeper can we go.
Bruh. Riku's overall appearance during his "Addressing Your Concerns" video made it seems as though the moment he snaps his finger, a bunch hired bodyguards or thugs will suddenly appear and beat you up. 🤣
They can't all be menhera before joining. I'll just check out a stream from Clara, a member of their most recent gen. "I'm just saying you could rig a sniper rifle to shoot needles with enough hormones to make men start lactating out of their armpits..." Never mind, the crazy comes baked in.
Yes, this is all earthrocketed since Selen's termination, but i remember 4chan hatred started when some 3rd party event with the NijIEn happens during her hospital stay and the announcer said "oh look, the entirety of NijiEn is here!"
Thank god Parrot also noticed as to why the hell would Niji put out a 3D celebration stream in the middle of Holofes. If they planned it before or after Holofes then they can capitalized much better on viewerships. Also, the fucking monkey is still alive!
Nijisanji's stock price tumble is actually WORSE than 25%: when you start tracking it from the day BEFORE Selen's termination, they lost around 45% of their share price.
Pippa just gave the greatest marketing idea for PC in her market simulator stream: Step 1. Put a camera that streams 24/7 at Phase-Connect's coffee warehouse. Step 2. Get cute girls. Step 3. Make those girls cosplay as the talents while they package and distribute PC's goods. Step 4. ???? Step 5. Profit.
Not to mention the female lineup for the concert has what NijiEN calls "management", the bully duo, and "Educate Yourself", appealing that lineup is not. It doesn't help that one of my former oshis (Kokoro) hired a trash heap of a mod who talked shit about Suisei (No one worth a damn does this). Makes me wonder if Yorumi Rena got some skeletons in the yacht's closets, if Kokoro of all people gets exposed like this.
I mean you can't always control what your mods are doing and most of the time just respond to their actions so it shouldn't really fall back to her that much
Remember that Coco had literal Chinese nationalist and antis as mods which drove her to a corner. Sometimes, luck isn't just with you... and betrayal can be done by a mod/staff as well. But Niji's poor management surely contribute to that.
@@ZeroXSEED It's not fair to blame Cover for anything that happened during the West Taiwan incident, especially when you have government agencies targeting you. That was an infiltration by bad actors, not sabotage by Cover
"Any Color and they choose red." My sides are in universal agony. Loved watching the whole thing and hearing Parrot's yelling get more intense over time. Rosemi's the only Niji talents I really ever watched. Someone save her!
Regarding TH-cam play buttons, i imagine Cover also keeps the original buttons in their office. The only difference between them and Any Color is they're not cheap enough to order copies for their talents (heck they even ordered 2 for FuwaMoco).
Imagine how depressing that must be, you sign into a contract with neji and you manage to be the 0 veiw liver . Looking at the chat with only the mods and just doing your best to hold it together as you just see the chat not moving.
No joke. I LITERALLY came from the psych ward after a month of being confined only to find Kurosanji is still in flames. Thanks Parrot for keeping me up to date
Yagoo is more experienced and have done a lot of business and got to be captured by girls who wanted to be idol vtubers who made a big company comparison to riku who is probably just a stock seller at this point
More specifically: Yagoo wanted to make VR games, then two students turned up to ask if they could rent his VR equipment for cheap. How far things have come.
Niji cannot stop taking L’s, I love it. Also, if a contract from your company has to clarify that you’re not a part of organized crime, I’m gonna suspect that said company is a part of organized crime. edit: with recent revelations regarding Mika and her taxes, I am now convinced that they are a part of organized crime. Riku deserves prison time
That's bog standard for JP contracts. Would be the same if Contracts in Italy put that they and their employees are in no way, shape or form part or affiliated with the Mafia. Or the US putting a clause stating the company has no ties with some known Criminal organization in the country. This is just a basic statement to say they don't have ties with Organized crime..... Because of a Past PR nightmare of some company from long ago.... Doesn't help that if you dig enough in there, you will find some of their Politicos ... Have ties or belong to some group but stay on the down low on it
That one is actually required by law In the 2010s Japan began making several laws to combat organized crime, one of them is requiring company to include the "we arent affiliated with crime organizations" clause in their business contract.
Content wise she also hits a demographic not that open in money (Teenagers and young adults fresh out of HS or entering Uni life). She also overlaps with Gura overall in genre as a streamer.
Parrot Made this one with Extra Funny freaking love it. Also Taking the Liver's Computer too, Is just so Cartoon Villain levels of Evil that is just funny at this point, Niji jumped from the Rainbow to their Stocks.
Victoria Brightshield... Imagine joining an agency because you wanted to work with your oshis, and right after you get in, one graduates and one gets terminated. Now she struggles alone in a crumbling empire.
Not just a piece of fried chicken getting its 3D before Niji organs. The Hololive staff asked Mio to make that fried chicken piece because the one they originally used wasn’t good-looking enough, so there were at least two fried chicken pieces getting 3Ded😂
1:27 I looked into the "numbers" part. Those are closer to lifetime superchat stats rather than a per video average. But what's really sad, that's also true for the two Niji channels 😵
Parrot waits 1 month to try to cover all niji drama Finally releases video Luca Kaneshiro 72 pages abuse drama releases BACK TO MINES WITH YOU PARROT, BACK TO WORK
It's actually kinda surprising that the dumpster fire didn't get more dumpsters and barges set on fire And a gentle reminder, The recent financial report had yet to include the "negligible impact" of Selen's termination. So expect and enjoyable free fall report in May.
That's if they somehow don't F so hard in April to bring in another Doki level fiasco. Niji so far has quieted down.... Their Livers and NDF however.....
@DinnerForkTongue The fall for Niji EN is not to be 40% like it was in the latest report because the results for the quarter last year were dogshiitake. However unless there's a miraculous turn around in April it's not going to grow.
@@EndellionQT now if April to June Nijisanji doesn't happen anything stupid drama happen on both JP EN But you sure Nijisanji can on hold 0 drama in these 2-3 months?
@@roguenoise2718 Niji hasn't gone a single week without kicking the hornet's nest, either directly or by proxy. And in a house divided, strife doesn't get quelled, so I doubt anything will improve. The only chance is for Riku to hire someone to overhaul the management as a whole. And that has 2 big difficulties: 1) Riku is a rich upstart with an ego, he won't take the L so actively 2) Even if he got over himself and accepted that he needs help, with Anikara losing money like it is, it'll be an uphill battle to justify the extra expense to the (remaining) shareholders
7:11 Well, well, well... And they couldn't be bothered to commission new artwork for it too. It's the same thing, but with Selen, Pomu, Nina, and Mysta removed. How cheap and lazy could they get.
i just discover years ago that some of holo talent are also grad from niji and come here to holo (but i won't tell you who) at first i was like"oh ok" and now it was"oh my god good for you"
Hololive: FOOLISHNESS NIJISANJI FOOLISHESS Idol controls everything. And without respecting your talents, you can’t expand anything. Let alone yourself!
A kingdom without his people is just an empire of dirt and ego. No talents/unhappy talents= No viewers= no money. Have they not seen Macbeth?!? Berserk!?!?
And it only stopped there because it triggered a hard limit for one day loss by Japanese stock market law, it literally couldn't be traded lower than that limit for several days
They have also pushed for Nikkei to put a Sell order limit on their stock until the 29th of March. Even then we saw some drops with marginal recoveries from the drops. So tbh i ak expecting that givej the trail of dramas (Including a Niji JP related one what with a Liver's mod being caught posting shit that COULD be used as Defamation of Cover so wished, and put Niji in court for that due to their agreement)
It's 3800. Remember, it reached a year high of 3800 right as January ended. And then the Selen bomb dropped and it crashed down to 3000. And then it crashed down to 2400 after the Q3 financial report.
0:50 the "point zero" part feels like nobody ever finds this Anon, ever, but he has precisely 3 people that are loyal af and will carry him forever until he makes it. Giving both Fuwawa and Mococo an individual play button is completely unnecessary (though still wholesome and cool), leading me to believe it *_may_* be deliberate. Could also be that somebody just thought it'd be appropriate. Regarding 17:35 Unitybros have always been and are still correct. Tribalism bad. We aren'T shitting on Niji because we're tribalists rn, we're shitting on Niji because Niji is shitting the bed. Otherwise there'd be war between Holo, Phase and VShojo fans, which is barely the case because that'd be cringe.
Honestly? Nijisanji is making the whole Vtuber sphere look bad. Not surprising if the ones who don't give a damn about the Selen/Zaion drama hates Niji too.
Nah. Before nijisanji, vshojo was doing extremely vile crap and the only reason people have forgotten is because nijisanji took the heat away from them.
That Advent and TTT comparation is just beyond sad. They only have few months different in debuts, but the engagement and superchats its like heaven and earth.
It’s worse than that It was at anime impulse last year and this year. Attendees have to pay $50-$60 for a meet n greet with the livers and the wait time is horrendous (5-6 hours) …… for a 1 minute meet and greet. I was there and thank god I didn’t pay for it
Great video, but I noticed a small error. The section "Niji Getting Clowned" starts at 16:35 and ends at 18:31 which seems like a mistake, I think this section is meant to start from 0:00 and end at 21:04 after watching the video.
i love your crazily enthusiastic voice since it can turn tragedy into comedy your reading made me even more interested in vtubers at this point you should ask Max0r if he needs someone to next video and i hope that one day there will be something more interesting than subject of vtubing N word
Former NijiEN fan here, used to be a huge fan and see some livers like Vox, Ike, Uki, and Alban as my oshis until a certain black screen stream made me realize how bad things actually are. Thank you so much for making this video, it's refreshing to be able to laugh at that sinking ship of a company and feel like I've broken free from a curse after I stopped being a fan of all the talents there. Sink the yacht! Also Free Bird!
I used to like niji, after what they did to niji-ID. I didn't follow any niji livers anymore since taka radjiman's graduation. And most of the ID members also graduated. Still waiting for the remain of ID members will graduate as soon as possible. Hope they will be save. Get out from the sinking yatch.
I still feel terrible for the people in NijiEN like Rosemi and Scarle, they seem like really decent people that are likely stuck in a bad situation. I hope things get better for them, o they leave and make things better for themselves. Whatever they feel is best.
I am very disappointed that there wasn’t a section more dedicated to Legal Mindset coming in and saying all the based things, like calling Vox Cringe and wanting to “punch him in the face” with Phoenix Wright Cornered playing
And it was a bowl full of fried chicken that was distributed to everyone in the studio that day. I need to find the clip that talks about this event to remember the details of how they decided to scan the fried chicken to test the equipment.
Surely it can't get any wor- Hex: An old friend got mad at me for using his grandfather's ashes as mulch. No idea why he was so mad. ... This has to be a joke right? A strange nonsensical dark joke? Hex's "roommate": I'm not owned! I'M NOT OWNED! Your anger means nothing to me! ... This company isn't making it to the end of the year.
@@localbearmascot Hex tweeted on his past life account (aka roommate) saying "I remain unaffected by your animosity towards me, I know who I am." Feels like a response to the backlash of his story. Also so he could get his hugbox to cheer him on.
16:40 TBF sea and latin countries still use FB. Not to mention second most unhinged Vtuber community is probably in the facebook and a lot of really non-PC game/show/anime shitpost community is in there.
The reason why I stopped watching Kurosanji altogether is when my only Kurosanji oshi graduated. Suzuhara Lulu = Watagashi Unou (The reason being she was harassed and sent death threats. Imagine what kind of support she got from Kurosanji though.)
If the entire ID branch doesn't get support, I can imagine Lulu getting none, with the JP branch sprawling as big as it is. But is she happy with herself now?
Me: Replace sleep for coffee
**makes rookie mistake editting causing some patreon names to not show up**
Me realizing after publishing the video:
Sorry...
Pics or gtfo
So drowsy pajama party parrot confirmed?
Also here's your jumbo expresso~ ☕️🦜
errores pasan chamaco XD
the impact of missing patreon names will be negligible.
Sink the yacht! Sink the yacht! Sink the yacht!
also to add to the recent L's by Nijisanji, EA/RESPAWN featured DOKIBIRD in their latest Apex Legends trailer. Not Niji, DOKIBIRD.
That is such a big freaking slap to the face for several Niji livers who main Apex for their content lmao
karma is a BEEECH...
Based
Imagine being so sh*tty you make EA seem based
Hail Dokidoki sama
Suck on it sisters, SUCK ON IT
Which trailer is it? I want to watch it.
>20 min video
>several more topics cut out for future release
When the company is so black, that you can stash topics for weeks at a time and not run out of fresh drama to cover.
Hey, at least Parrot won't be starving for the past several weeks.
Not just that. Every day they find a new way to fuck up so that even people who are either casual(only watches clips, like me) or not even part of the community at all manage to hear about it.
So they don't just have a ton of controversy banked, _Nijisanji keeps making more._
TH-camr: Finally! Only two more topics to go before I can move on to other vtuber companies!
Niji: Wait, you missed on!
TH-camr: What?! I've already looked up everything! I even checked this morning to make sure!
Niji: Fool!
*Rosemi's last good morning tweet was almost 2 months ago*
@@buggart
She used to give good morning tweets? Dammit I'm sadder now.
@@buggartwhen it is notva good morning anymore😭
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YAGOO BREAK IN AND GET ROSEMI THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!
BRING HER IN FOR EN4. (Bonus if Anycolor can somehow lose their rights to the models)
Penta too.
NOOOOOO GET POMU FIRST YAGOOOOO
@@dairoleon2682 >Penta
lmaoo
The newbies too, if you would be so kind.
Nijisanji Continues On Their Mission To Overwork Parrot TO DEATH
Poor parrot
Niji is so black they overworked a non-affiliated people.
Especially his voice!
kinda win win
Meanwhile:
fishman sakana
sucessfully creating 2 perfect idols(99% idol completion) while staying in the shadows far from all the drama.
Yagoo:turning the headache duo into the most succesful idols shockingly so.(he made the impossible)
When a company is this black, even the dramatubers are overworked
It's pretty amazing to be honest.
Dramatubers usually isn't this overworked. Not only that, many channel that isn't in the vtuber community start commenting on it.
It's glorious
It says something about the state of Nijisanji when a dramatubermakes a good 20min video about their problems WITHOUT MENTIONING THE BLACK SCREEN VIDEO.
I believe it was mentioned once in a list of 'battles'.
it's probably getting it's own damn video at this point.
although Luca just got exposed with actual receipts within the last like, 12 hours, so now there's EVEN MORE SHIT TO COVER
PARROT I DO NOT ENVY YOUR WORKLOAD
@@effluxi9587wait what?? What happened this time??
@@black-uh1df that schizo groomer mod he forced himself upon as a minor came out with a document that basically says she's been doing most of his background work and basically confirming he's been breaking his NDA NEARLY EVERY DAY FOR THE WHOLE TIME HE'S BEEN IN THE COMPANY... among other things, like... confirming the Aster shit and leaking that there were 2 seperate dating relationships between livers. Of which only one ended well.
@@black-uh1dfit had to do with a document from Lucas ex moderator I believe
Parrot, I FUCKING KNEEEL!
From now on he shall be named "Parrot4Chad, the golden RRat!"
Parrot chad
I read this in the Parrot's voice
THANK YOU PARROT, AND THE PERSON WHO GIFTED ME MEMBERSHIP
Same here lol
Brother if you're really a member, then why are you outside the "comments by members" section? Will I find out the parrot beside your name is a sticker if I scratch at the screen?
@@cdgonepotatoes4219Brother, click his profile picture.
@@cdgonepotatoes4219 we literally both commented on this video when it was members only
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
Almost every Ex Niji ID member start streaming as Indie and only few that doesn't
ZEA : Purin (she also working as anime voice actor of Indonesian dubbing)
Taka : Walherich (dude rich AF)
Miyu : Esmilia
Siska : Shannon
Reza : ChronoNeko (dude still become GM of D&D)
Azura : Lethe Bonapuchi (Kawaii)
Nara : Chiasm
Xia : Detri (just regular streamer)
Hyona : Karmic Crow
Amicia: Dokebi, she occasionally upload cover on youtube
Riksa : Devlin
Mika : Kamii (her Indonesian friends called her Mochi btw)
Notable mention
Tenjin : Bobon's alt account
All in Alin : Etna's alt account
Update after madlad Devlin (Riksa) made a song for sijisore (parody of Nijisore program) with ex NIJI ID
whoa thanks for the godsend dude
Azura is now Lethe Bonapuchi on Project Kawaii
Thank you so much, I've been searching this. Only knew a few of them
@@kennytay3565oh? She changed twice huh... Okay
Chia acc please
YOU ARE NOT BEATING THE GREEN HAIR GIRL ARMPITS ALLEGATIONS!! DON'T PLAY FOOL!!! (fucking hilarious video as always)
green hair girl armpits what now? are you talking about ubel?
What?
RERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERO
Oh God you had me at armpits
Parrot created a vtuber model of himself as a parrot sitting on a well-endowed green-haired anime girl’s head.
NijiEN branch-wide telephone game: what even happened, no clips, no funny moments, no highlights, nobody knows what happened, did anybody even knew they were having a telephone game.
Bae hosted a telephone game with some friends: JDON MY SOUL
JDON was trending even.
JDON my soul.
Even I'm not following hololive knew about it. The clip was everywhere. And when i watched the clip, it was so much fun.
Niji could never imitate the success of hololive.
Its so obvious that was NijiEN management idea to have their own "Jdon my soul" moment, like you can just feel their jealousy
@@third-ratedude4234At least, have the JP side to participate. Maybe just maybe, the natural funny moment will be there.
@@WatameSheeperdOji There is actually, a few of them...they even have a Native English speaker on the JP side (Olliver, the green suit dude), but one thing (of many different things) that make such a huge impact, are how those People invested to each other...like JP Holomem really invested with a few of ID or EN member and vice versa, can't say the same about Niji tho
You can hear Parrot's voice hanging on by a last coffeine molecule just to finish the video
Poor sod
That *last cup of coffee* he had seemed to have helped him get through the night. ☕
@@thelostone6099**Riku didn't like that**
Watch. In about one week or so, Niji will announce another graduation or termination, and Parrot will have even more drama to cover.
I have a bad feeling I know who...
@@matasa7463oh? Share please if you can guess
I was going to say niji was going to intentionally hold up the grad cue as they are desperate to keep the investors. However, now that parrot has released a new video I think he may have jinxed it.
@Hsecrpntr Why else do you think they have been 0 graduations or graduation announcements this month?
@@Hsecrpntrone must imagine the parrot happy
As a 3d modeler that piece of chicken was pushing the tech to its max with the number of verts it fucking had... i can feel the rendering software crying in pain just from a single image.
Hololive: I know our fans want jiggle physics.....but we give them CHICKEN.
Fans: Give me your entire stock!
THE FANS YEARN FOR THE CHIMKIN
@@FemboyJoe Slap it onto the graphics card rendering it and its now cooked.
Man, the "fucking piece of chicken" part was such a visceral scream, caught me off guard.
A FUCKING
P I E C E O F C H I C K E N😂😂😂😂😂
That shit was straight from the soul.
That Yagoo VS Riku image hits hard. Humble businessman who clearly cares about what he's doing versus... Some dumbass kid that thinks he's hot stuff?
Granted, both are massively successful. During their least profitable years they've probably made more money than I will in my lifetime, but the difference between them is night and day.
Its not about how much you make, its how you make.
Yagoo truly cares, learned from mistakes, became better, and made way more. Its kinda wholesome in a way because makes me think life its not so unfair lol
Valve vs Epic Games in a nutshell
Toxic to Toxic people and Wholesome to Wholesome people...based.
As Lord Nuxanor once said
Reap what you sow.
The Silver Rule. Do unto others.
In the wise words of Lord Nuxanore 🙏
Cringe
Fun fact: A guy at Cover's engineering department made Koyori AI. Koyori asked for help on one one day and the guy was like "oh I can make one myself." Staff at Cover are crazy helpful lol
Dude, the whole point of Legend of Polka! Is the staff that come up with the ideas of the show most of the time and Polka is the one that react, heck, one episode was them getting completely sloshed and writing ideas for Polka later react to them, Cover staff is absolutely based.
@@TheRatedOniChannel Izutsu My true oshi
@@TheRatedOniChannela clown show that’s actually enjoyable to watch
My guts tell me that said guy is one of the supervisors in Engineering Dept.
Wild how a fishman who runs a company with sad girls is more beloved then the yacht owner.
I mean there is a legitimate market for mentally ill vtubers.
One turns sad girls into super stars (work in progress)
The other turns emergent stars into sad girls
@@adeade3978 y'know, after all that's happened to Rosemi, including her disastrously low 3D debut followed by it being privated(copyright struck?) by Sony's bots, I feel she'd make a fine addition to the Sad girl company.
@@irfanalfian8164 If Ember Amane got in, why not Rosemi?
That's cause Fishman is even closer too the idols than Yagoo (wich is easier if you have 1/4 number of the talents under you)
as someone that's only really following Vshojo and Phase vtubers..... it's so fucking funny every so often watching a vid like this. "i wonder how Niji's doing it's been a bit maybe the.... oh wow it's even more on fire then last time..... it's on fire in ways i didn't know COULD catch fire...."
"Alright, who let Niji play with the Dimethyl mercury?"
I mean, its not like Vshojo its a clean white paper with no stains whatsoever. They have quite the textured dramas that still resourge every now and then.
Phase its just a GTAV lobby where everyone tries to get the highest KDA, and im along for the ride. Give them more fentan*l i wanna see how deeper can we go.
@@toobig7150 you're absolutely right. but that doesn't make it akin to this fucking omni-shambles of a company XD
As someone who exclusively watches vedal and partially watches clips of anny and fillian i agree
I think they're self-immolating by now.
15:34 if you compare their faces Yagoo has a kind eyes and a relaxed face riku his face seems kind of vapid
Riku looks conceited and pampered. This must be the first real time in his life when things don't bend his way.
@@DinnerForkTongue I THOUGHT RUNNING A TAX WRITE OFF BRANCH WOULD BE EASY REEEEEEEEEEEE
Makes sense, I think all Holomem that have talked to Yagoo has mentioned that he smiles a lot. _Too much,_ even.
@@HudaefCares No such thing as too much smiling as long as you have face. And face Yagoo has, in spades.
Bruh. Riku's overall appearance during his "Addressing Your Concerns" video made it seems as though the moment he snaps his finger, a bunch hired bodyguards or thugs will suddenly appear and beat you up. 🤣
I like the Fish man, mostly because if i wanna see sad girls i go to sad girls company.
also ACCELERAE
the difference between phase connect and nijisanji: phase connect members are already menhera when they join. they aren't making members menhera
let the fish sell coffee in peace! :'(
@@zrevival3818phase connect is a coffee company with vtubing on the side
They can't all be menhera before joining. I'll just check out a stream from Clara, a member of their most recent gen.
"I'm just saying you could rig a sniper rifle to shoot needles with enough hormones to make men start lactating out of their armpits..."
Never mind, the crazy comes baked in.
Manhera is hot, fixing them is hotter.
I see you have used the therapy money quite well
Therapy money went into buying anycolor stocks
@@thibaud1330More like shorting anycolor stocks
Yes, this is all earthrocketed since Selen's termination, but i remember 4chan hatred started when some 3rd party event with the NijIEn happens during her hospital stay and the announcer said "oh look, the entirety of NijiEn is here!"
Damn, who did that? Wiwa?
holy shit that's cold.
@@stilllearning4862 idk, i found this on other parrot video's comments. Been looking for that moment here on yt.
Thank god Parrot also noticed as to why the hell would Niji put out a 3D celebration stream in the middle of Holofes. If they planned it before or after Holofes then they can capitalized much better on viewerships.
Also, the fucking monkey is still alive!
Hololive debuting a manager in 3d before Niji can even try to get their crap together is hillarious. What a power play😂😂😂
A FREAKING KARAAGE made its debut first!
Now all we need is a Holomom to debut in 3d, and it will be glorious
@@MangInutil Well, how to say... Have you ever heard about Pekomama?
@@Levicious_ That's a Live2D. Still, it was the best holomom so far
@@MangInutil Oh yeah, can't wait for that too now
Nijisanji's stock price tumble is actually WORSE than 25%: when you start tracking it from the day BEFORE Selen's termination, they lost around 45% of their share price.
I'm nowhere near an expert of financial or stuff like that, but 45% is just some scorched earth disaster...
They're at 2434 price point now lol
*Meanwhile at Fishman HQ*
Sakana : "hmm how do I make my talents sold more coffee ? "
>Pippa makes a cursed blend
>Pippa tastes her own coffee on stream, chokes, nearly vomits
>Pippa's coffee sold out
sounds like they're doing fine
Pippa just gave the greatest marketing idea for PC in her market simulator stream:
Step 1. Put a camera that streams 24/7 at Phase-Connect's coffee warehouse.
Step 2. Get cute girls.
Step 3. Make those girls cosplay as the talents while they package and distribute PC's goods.
Step 4. ????
Step 5. Profit.
@@ilvanezzo I firmly believe she laced her coffee with the sentient mold and didnt realize until she already vomited all out.
@@toobig7150 there could be so many factors. She burned it, didn't measure grinds, water contaminated etc.
The new Vtuber war:
Phase connect gets coffee
Hololive gets tea
Vshojo gets energy drinks
Nijisanji gets those pseudo-science "energy crystals"
Idol-Corp gets Methamphetamines.
Imagine how *bad* your company is that even a *Nyanners mocking you* 16:57
Not to mention the female lineup for the concert has what NijiEN calls "management", the bully duo, and "Educate Yourself", appealing that lineup is not. It doesn't help that one of my former oshis (Kokoro) hired a trash heap of a mod who talked shit about Suisei (No one worth a damn does this). Makes me wonder if Yorumi Rena got some skeletons in the yacht's closets, if Kokoro of all people gets exposed like this.
I mean you can't always control what your mods are doing and most of the time just respond to their actions so it shouldn't really fall back to her that much
@@baul997This is true, that's why im gonna wait for her response to Block that bastard, If not then...well she's just another hivemind of Niji for me
Remember that Coco had literal Chinese nationalist and antis as mods which drove her to a corner.
Sometimes, luck isn't just with you... and betrayal can be done by a mod/staff as well. But Niji's poor management surely contribute to that.
@@ZeroXSEED It's not fair to blame Cover for anything that happened during the West Taiwan incident, especially when you have government agencies targeting you. That was an infiltration by bad actors, not sabotage by Cover
@@MassiveKittenFire-vw1cw What part of "It's not necessarily company fault" you did not get?
"Any Color and they choose red."
My sides are in universal agony.
Loved watching the whole thing and hearing Parrot's yelling get more intense over time.
Rosemi's the only Niji talents I really ever watched. Someone save her!
Regarding TH-cam play buttons, i imagine Cover also keeps the original buttons in their office. The only difference between them and Any Color is they're not cheap enough to order copies for their talents (heck they even ordered 2 for FuwaMoco).
Also, it's not even that expensive to order a copy from TH-cam. I believe is something like 400 (or 700?) USD for an additional sliver play button.
@@jack90054 I read somewhere that an additional playbutton is about $150
Imagine how depressing that must be, you sign into a contract with neji and you manage to be the 0 veiw liver . Looking at the chat with only the mods and just doing your best to hold it together as you just see the chat not moving.
No joke. I LITERALLY came from the psych ward after a month of being confined only to find Kurosanji is still in flames. Thanks Parrot for keeping me up to date
Yagoo is more experienced and have done a lot of business and got to be captured by girls who wanted to be idol vtubers who made a big company comparison to riku who is probably just a stock seller at this point
Riku is also a drop out the trash didn't even bothered to finish his education
More specifically: Yagoo wanted to make VR games, then two students turned up to ask if they could rent his VR equipment for cheap. How far things have come.
@@APinoyInVictoria and one of those students is was one of the most important staff now
Niji cannot stop taking L’s, I love it.
Also, if a contract from your company has to clarify that you’re not a part of organized crime, I’m gonna suspect that said company is a part of organized crime.
edit: with recent revelations regarding Mika and her taxes, I am now convinced that they are a part of organized crime. Riku deserves prison time
That's bog standard for JP contracts.
Would be the same if Contracts in Italy put that they and their employees are in no way, shape or form part or affiliated with the Mafia.
Or the US putting a clause stating the company has no ties with some known Criminal organization in the country.
This is just a basic statement to say they don't have ties with Organized crime..... Because of a Past PR nightmare of some company from long ago.... Doesn't help that if you dig enough in there, you will find some of their Politicos ... Have ties or belong to some group but stay on the down low on it
That one is actually required by law
In the 2010s Japan began making several laws to combat organized crime, one of them is requiring company to include the "we arent affiliated with crime organizations" clause in their business contract.
Holy shit i didn’t know the Advent Girls had it like that. Not even counting the memberships either. You love to see it.
Biboo's the lowest in Superchats but only because she's been playing Dark Souls games that can't be superchatted.
Content wise she also hits a demographic not that open in money (Teenagers and young adults fresh out of HS or entering Uni life). She also overlaps with Gura overall in genre as a streamer.
Fuwawa: Your cut is nothing to sneeze at!
Mococo: ...
@@EndellionQT supposedly, I'd have to check recent JP soul streams. With Armored Core 6, Koyori had no issues with SCs/etc
@@papacharlie-niner148 Even mococo's cut is better that 75% of what kurosanji gets lmao
Legend has it that Parrot is still stuck in the editing mines getting showered by Niji goldbanks screwing him over everyday
"NOT THE MONKEY" LMAOO
that part make me trhow air out of my nose very loudly
Parrot Made this one with Extra Funny freaking love it. Also Taking the Liver's Computer too, Is just so Cartoon Villain levels of Evil that is just funny at this point, Niji jumped from the Rainbow to their Stocks.
I feel bad for the newer niji talents that caught in this mess ngl
Victoria Brightshield...
Imagine joining an agency because you wanted to work with your oshis, and right after you get in, one graduates and one gets terminated. Now she struggles alone in a crumbling empire.
@@matasa7463yeah she seems like a good person. Hope she can turn things around positively for her
Oh you mean 3SKM? They're forgettable.
@matasa7463 she's a good girl, hopefully she can get out in peace
If Victoria turns menhera enough,i bet coffee fishman will try to snatch her up and try to '''''fix'''' her
Not just a piece of fried chicken getting its 3D before Niji organs.
The Hololive staff asked Mio to make that fried chicken piece because the one they originally used wasn’t good-looking enough, so there were at least two fried chicken pieces getting 3Ded😂
1:27 I looked into the "numbers" part.
Those are closer to lifetime superchat stats rather than a per video average.
But what's really sad, that's also true for the two Niji channels 😵
Parrot waits 1 month to try to cover all niji drama
Finally releases video
Luca Kaneshiro 72 pages abuse drama releases
BACK TO MINES WITH YOU PARROT, BACK TO WORK
Holo, VShoujo, Phase Connect and others: Treats talents as people.
Nijisanji: Treats talents as property.
I wonder which is better.
definitely the above, who treats talents as people.
unless its a sister zealot who thinks talents are props.
Dammit Parrot, you are cursed, your vid is just one day old AND NIJISANJI ALREADY DROPPED ANOTHER NUKE THAT WILL KEEP YOU OVERWORKED!
It's actually kinda surprising that the dumpster fire didn't get more dumpsters and barges set on fire
And a gentle reminder,
The recent financial report had yet to include the "negligible impact" of Selen's termination.
So expect and enjoyable free fall report in May.
The first quarterly report to be released in June is gonna be... quite the party to witness.
That's if they somehow don't F so hard in April to bring in another Doki level fiasco.
Niji so far has quieted down.... Their Livers and NDF however.....
@DinnerForkTongue The fall for Niji EN is not to be 40% like it was in the latest report because the results for the quarter last year were dogshiitake. However unless there's a miraculous turn around in April it's not going to grow.
@@EndellionQT now if April to June Nijisanji doesn't happen anything stupid drama happen on both JP EN
But you sure Nijisanji can on hold 0 drama in these 2-3 months?
@@roguenoise2718 Niji hasn't gone a single week without kicking the hornet's nest, either directly or by proxy. And in a house divided, strife doesn't get quelled, so I doubt anything will improve.
The only chance is for Riku to hire someone to overhaul the management as a whole. And that has 2 big difficulties:
1) Riku is a rich upstart with an ego, he won't take the L so actively
2) Even if he got over himself and accepted that he needs help, with Anikara losing money like it is, it'll be an uphill battle to justify the extra expense to the (remaining) shareholders
7:11 Well, well, well...
And they couldn't be bothered to commission new artwork for it too. It's the same thing, but with Selen, Pomu, Nina, and Mysta removed. How cheap and lazy could they get.
That Water Container is now my Oshi!
GSH!
@@ninjablade2 Get Some Hydration? Don't mind if I do!
We're drinkin' good tonight
Find it dancing.
@@ninjablade2 Glutathione? What about it?
i just discover years ago that some of holo talent are also grad from niji and come here to holo
(but i won't tell you who)
at first i was like"oh ok" and now it was"oh my god good for you"
"2D Karaoke spinning" 💀
My sides....it hurts 💀
I was joking last week that Parrot's next video would just be him screaming "NIJISANJIIIIII!!" for 15 minutes.
... and I mean, this video...
Hololive: FOOLISHNESS NIJISANJI FOOLISHESS
Idol controls everything. And without respecting your talents, you can’t expand anything. Let alone yourself!
A kingdom without his people is just an empire of dirt and ego.
No talents/unhappy talents= No viewers= no money.
Have they not seen Macbeth?!? Berserk!?!?
A F*CKING PIECE OF FRIED CHICKEN!!!!!!!
you know things are bad for Niji when Holo has a faqing 3D FRIED CHICKEN at their disposal lol
In fairness, it's a really good piece of fried chicken cooked by Mio.
@@velveteensallet949 Aww 🙂
Refreshing the r34 pages every second for "art" of parrot vtuber model
I mean you could just commission Rebecca directly. She'd be into it
@@USSMariner At a certain point it'd end up being a parrot cosplaying Parrots favorite vtubers XD.
Ayo wtf?
Stock prizes from 3000 to 2400-2500
Kek
And it only stopped there because it triggered a hard limit for one day loss by Japanese stock market law, it literally couldn't be traded lower than that limit for several days
@@strawkittycat Isn't his what is still happening? Or has Anikuro stemmed the bleeding for now?
They have also pushed for Nikkei to put a Sell order limit on their stock until the 29th of March.
Even then we saw some drops with marginal recoveries from the drops.
So tbh i ak expecting that givej the trail of dramas (Including a Niji JP related one what with a Liver's mod being caught posting shit that COULD be used as Defamation of Cover so wished, and put Niji in court for that due to their agreement)
It's 3800.
Remember, it reached a year high of 3800 right as January ended. And then the Selen bomb dropped and it crashed down to 3000.
And then it crashed down to 2400 after the Q3 financial report.
0:50 the "point zero" part feels like nobody ever finds this Anon, ever, but he has precisely 3 people that are loyal af and will carry him forever until he makes it.
Giving both Fuwawa and Mococo an individual play button is completely unnecessary (though still wholesome and cool), leading me to believe it *_may_* be deliberate. Could also be that somebody just thought it'd be appropriate.
Regarding 17:35 Unitybros have always been and are still correct. Tribalism bad. We aren'T shitting on Niji because we're tribalists rn, we're shitting on Niji because Niji is shitting the bed. Otherwise there'd be war between Holo, Phase and VShojo fans, which is barely the case because that'd be cringe.
Two talents behind the account so they each get a button? Makes perfect sense to me
@@SNixD yeah as well as you can order multiple if you want. they probably just ordered 2 play buttons from the start lol
Honestly? Nijisanji is making the whole Vtuber sphere look bad.
Not surprising if the ones who don't give a damn about the Selen/Zaion drama hates Niji too.
Nah. Before nijisanji, vshojo was doing extremely vile crap and the only reason people have forgotten is because nijisanji took the heat away from them.
@@Archedgar ???
That Advent and TTT comparation is just beyond sad. They only have few months different in debuts, but the engagement and superchats its like heaven and earth.
I want to accelerate correction into Parrot.
_wheeze_
Wonder what will April gives us in Nijisanji fields...
March had no news or less.
It's mostly been the Niji EN livers and Nijisisters that's making the news, if there's any management left it's still in siege mode.
Probably someone leaving the company, also Falseeyed have been hyping something about a nijisanji liver but that he couldn't reveal it till April
@@EndellionQT 3 days left till April, but ANYTHING could happen in the last moment, so let's see about it
Hex snowed himself to be a psychopath
We got that niji manager that was slandering hololive. That's a thing that happened.
At this point. Niji should debut a Niji Africa gens. Their company blacker than that continent residents
Pay Kurosanji $80 to watch 2D models spin oh my fucking sides hurt
It’s worse than that
It was at anime impulse last year and this year. Attendees have to pay $50-$60 for a meet n greet with the livers and the wait time is horrendous (5-6 hours) …… for a 1 minute meet and greet. I was there and thank god I didn’t pay for it
@@RatedShadowXrd Reminds me of a trip to Disney. At least when anyone still wanted to go there.
@@jackkenseng2164 its your own fault for going during the busy times lmfao.
LMAO. Just a week has passed since this video dropped and there's enough material for a part 2.
Great video, but I noticed a small error.
The section "Niji Getting Clowned" starts at 16:35 and ends at 18:31 which seems like a mistake, I think this section is meant to start from 0:00 and end at 21:04 after watching the video.
Parrot is your voice ok after this video? You outdid yourself ,thanks for the hardwork❤
i love your crazily enthusiastic voice since it can turn tragedy into comedy
your reading made me even more interested in vtubers
at this point you should ask Max0r if he needs someone to next video
and i hope that one day there will be something more interesting than subject of vtubing N word
PARROT! I KNOW YOU HAVE NOT RELEASED ALL THE STUFF! UNLEASH ALL THE STUFF!
Also welcome back to video creation.
0:21 i feel bad for her debut wtf is this!!?!?
Former NijiEN fan here, used to be a huge fan and see some livers like Vox, Ike, Uki, and Alban as my oshis until a certain black screen stream made me realize how bad things actually are. Thank you so much for making this video, it's refreshing to be able to laugh at that sinking ship of a company and feel like I've broken free from a curse after I stopped being a fan of all the talents there.
Sink the yacht! Also Free Bird!
I used to like niji, after what they did to niji-ID. I didn't follow any niji livers anymore since taka radjiman's graduation. And most of the ID members also graduated.
Still waiting for the remain of ID members will graduate as soon as possible.
Hope they will be save. Get out from the sinking yatch.
I still think millie is neat.
Cant and wont change my mind.
But I do am a holobronie
14:56 "the fact that I even HAVE a button to begin with"
How? Does he even touch it?
HELP THAT WATAME MEME AAAAAAAAAA
Oh huh this is awkward.....hi
I still feel terrible for the people in NijiEN like Rosemi and Scarle, they seem like really decent people that are likely stuck in a bad situation. I hope things get better for them, o they leave and make things better for themselves. Whatever they feel is best.
9:10 Idk why, but the delivery of "IS THAT THE F*CKING GRIM REAPER!" just sends me.
I am very disappointed that there wasn’t a section more dedicated to Legal Mindset coming in and saying all the based things, like calling Vox Cringe and wanting to “punch him in the face” with Phoenix Wright Cornered playing
Agreed, love me some basado Legal Mindset.
Please understand the parrot is running on fumes, and has taken multiple overtimes these 3 months.
Hololive won by doing nothing
congrats Parrot for the longer membership read each time!
cant help but think of the "HERE COMES THE MONEEEYYYYYY" audio clip tho hahaha
This man needs a whole shipping container's worth of Hals after this video
I CAN'T STOP READING CAPS LOCK WITH YOUR VOICE IN MY HEAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!
The greatest Voice Actor who sails the seven seas is back.
Niji is weakened enough
Yagoo can throw a "Hostile-Takeover"-type Pokeball at it and it might just work perfectly
you mean making all of nijijp in his hands?
I don't think he can handle a legion.
13:47
AYOO Parrot, I know that Towa in your screen back there... Noice.
5:15 😂 Bro, anything got 3d live sooner than NijiEn is fking hillarious even a water container
10:26 Not entirely accurate, but one of the funniest thing in this video
Leaving this comment for my future self
Parrot: releases video
Nijisanji has another piece of drama release
“I come back to you now at the turn of the tide”. Parrot the Green
3:42 They could pick anycolor and they chose red 🤣
That was the best part to me lmao
The fact that they made 3D model of a piece of fried chicken for Fubuki is really just salt upon wounds for every liver in niji.
The fried chicken also homemade by Mio herself surprisely
And it was a bowl full of fried chicken that was distributed to everyone in the studio that day.
I need to find the clip that talks about this event to remember the details of how they decided to scan the fried chicken to test the equipment.
3:50 MY FUCKING SIDES
Oh my god parrot's voice starts absolutely breaking.
I cackled like mad at Bae unintentionally dunking on Niji like that.
Also, based Luigi Cadorna reference.
Doki’s Dragoons: “Wanna see us give Doki a play button?”
Also Doki’s Dragoons, probably by July: “Wanna see us do it again?” 🤣
16:10 so much pain in that voice
That contract segment is fucking hillarious
"If you want a trophy husband" same
Surely it can't get any wor-
Hex: An old friend got mad at me for using his grandfather's ashes as mulch. No idea why he was so mad.
... This has to be a joke right? A strange nonsensical dark joke?
Hex's "roommate": I'm not owned! I'M NOT OWNED! Your anger means nothing to me!
... This company isn't making it to the end of the year.
....what's the context for the roommate one?
@@localbearmascot Hex tweeted on his past life account (aka roommate) saying "I remain unaffected by your animosity towards me, I know who I am." Feels like a response to the backlash of his story. Also so he could get his hugbox to cheer him on.
The more I'm here the more I know how black their company *and* talents are.. sad..
Wow, I'd literally go to jail for ending his existence if he pulled that shit on one of my loved ones ashes
16:02
You know what Parrot. 👏👏👏👏👏. Incredible work. Sorry about your throat.
16:40
TBF sea and latin countries still use FB. Not to mention second most unhinged Vtuber community is probably in the facebook and a lot of really non-PC game/show/anime shitpost community is in there.
We use the term "company A" with this one😂
The reason why I stopped watching Kurosanji altogether is when my only Kurosanji oshi graduated.
Suzuhara Lulu = Watagashi Unou (The reason being she was harassed and sent death threats. Imagine what kind of support she got from Kurosanji though.)
Thank you,friend I've been looking for her for a long time.
If the entire ID branch doesn't get support, I can imagine Lulu getting none, with the JP branch sprawling as big as it is.
But is she happy with herself now?
@@stilllearning4862 Yeah last time I checked shes still streaming in a much more free way. She streams like couple times a week so all is well.