Return of the Jedi but with Episode 9 Logic - Once Upon a Theory
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- Episode 6 spoof. Luke and the Emperor scene but with lots of lines from Revenge of the Sith and Episode 9.
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Where should the next episode take place?!
May the force be with you!
The accuracy tho...😂
How long can you keep up the accent
I hope that the next episode will take place When Mace Windu and the three other jedi confront Palpatine to arrest him
please do some sort of colab with corridor
im sure you could make a great short film
Thanks for all the hard work and dedication you put into these episodes. They’re are truly amazing
Imagine, Vader dies saving Luke, Luke heals Vader and dies saving him, Vader heals Luke and dies again saving him, Luke then heals Vader again and dies saving him.
And then the Death Star explodes.
Der Ewige Judas, *and kills them both*
@@Clown08888 no their bodies slowly reform like the Iron Giant
Der Ewige Judas
Dann heißt es wohl
*VERRAT*
Force healing DOES need reservoir, though. And concentration. I don't think it can be done indefinitely.
And spin off material used it, with fairly consistent rules, for a long time. Bit weirder with Cade Skywalker though.
_"The boy's more stupid than the father"_
😂😂😂
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😂 😂
Best one for me couldn't hold the laughter. 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
He should’ve told Luke *The Tragedy Of Darth Plagueis The Wise*
Hello,
@Void morning
@Void or after noon
Master, I'm sorry for what happened in Mustafar. I'm inviting you to my Palace in Coruscant so we can talk and have dinner. I hope you can.
Anakin Skywalker It’s a trick, send no reply
George: "less voldemort"
Emperor: uses horcrux in episode 9
Sauron: FOR FUCK SAKE STOP USING MY RING AS A FUCKING HORCRUX!
@@spectra5407 Me: * STOP COMING BACK TO LIFE, I LIKE WHAT I KILL TO STAY DEAD ! ! ! *
@@nopity3057 "Don't people stay dead anymore?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Sixth Day.
Kylo Ren: What could you give me?
Palpatine: Everything. Join me. The might of the Final Order will soon be ready. It will be yours if you do as I ask: Kill the girl, end the Jedi, and become what your grandfather Vader could not! But beware... she is not who you think she is. (Uses seven horcruxes.)
that exactly what my brother and I thought when we saw the movie
“Why does that sound so familiar” Vader’s reaction to that had me dying 😂😂
I felt that
*Vader breathing intensifies*
Right??!!
His gasp🤣🤣🤣🤣
Huh pssh
I had to pause the video and rewind I swore I was seeing things
“The boys more stupid than his father”
Vader: **breathing intensifies**
SAND INTENSIFIES
Vader: That is it down the shaft the with you.
“Why does that sound so familiar”
*asthma intensifies*
Vader: I see... *So you've chosen death*
This is more like *Return of the Jedi but continuously acknowledging the stupidity of episode 9.*
And episode 8. That scene where Luke was turning the lightsaber and Palp just turns it back was hilarious.
No shit
1983 audience when Palpatine is thrown down the reactor shaft:
We won’t be seeing him again...
Disney: Are you sure about that?
@@arshiaaghaei Ain't no way little man coming back after being shafted by a 6 foot 4 angry cyborg.
That’s called foreshadowing
I can confirm that. I saw it three times in 1983 and never once thought the Emperor survived.
And the second Death Star was also blown up shortly afterwards.
Don't forget, all Luke needs to do is get really angry and I'm sure he can generate Force Lightning with no practice required. Because that's how Force Lighting works. You just get really angry.
And all this Force lighting can only mean one thing: Luke is Count Dooku's grandson. It's the obvious conclusion.
Obi-Wan Kenobi 🤣🤣🤣
Well that's how going super saiyan works. I don't see a reason why the force should be any different /s
Also it makes perfect sense that palpatine can cast force lighting so strong its able to envelop roughly 50 ships. Yea thats in no way over powered and out of nowhere. Thats like a 10 and at most weve seen a 3 lol
@@lastnameawesome8982 I'm not star wars legends specialist, but I think he could use the "force storm" in them with similar results...
@@lastnameawesome8982 to be fair the dudes had like another 40 years to get more powerful
Rey: I deflected lightning at Palpatine using two lightsabers!
Windu: You need TWO lightsabers?
Yoda: Lightsabers, you need?
Frostfire I love this comment lol
You should’ve said for Yoda : Lightsabers need you
Edit: Actually I don’t like this one, the one in the og post is better
Frostfire only one of these three killed Palpatine...
Who the FRICK gave it 70 likes?? It was at 69 ;-;
Commander Sammer But two of them are great characters with interesting stories and traits, personalities, etc.
Vader: It's Over Luke I have the high ground
Obi Wan (ghost): o great he is stealing tactics now, you now what to do Luke
Luke: *Proceeds to throw sand at Vader*
Vader: *NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo!*
Not sand
Anakin said "I don't like sand," but he never said he hated it.
@@mikeor- *Not Liking Is Enough*
@@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 What do you mean?
Wouldn’t healing be considered “unnatural” making it a dark side ability?
So moving things with your mind is. . . Natural?
@@mralabbad7 yes
@@FlintandStone1 i'd say mind control is much more dark side sounding than force healing😂
Pretty much
No, the body naturally heals unless brought to the point of death where major organ failure can not receive intervention.
“I mean two years that things gonna be outdated. I’m looking at it and I’m getting pissed off. Did I sign off on that?” 😂😂 George is perfect man. The whole thing is hilarious
😂😂😂😂
That haircut just all of a sudden bothers me now
Personally, I love his hair, but I grew up with the Beatles and Julie Andrews from _The Sound Of Music_ being my first crushes, sooooooo maybe my taste is a little flawed
The “Did I sign off on that?…it’s amazing” gets me everytime 😂 Great job Theory!
“I have been FALLING... for THIRTY-FIVE YEARS!”
Lmfaoooooooo
(For those who are wondering what they mean, It’s a reference to Thor: Ragnarok)
@@SPX157 That and a slight reference to Dr. Evil - "I've been frozen for 30 years."
Gopher Baroque
Who’s Dr Evil?
@@GopherBaroque61, I've never seen that, so no
They nailed Lucas I feel like I’m having an aneurysm while listening to him but I can’t stop listening to him
Same
plot twist: it was actually george lucas himself.
Ye but he shouldnt be that old
LMAO ikr
The emporer: Join the dark side
Luke: ok
DIRECTED BY GEORGE LUCAS
Palp: "Why did you look at the Saber if you DON'T want it??"
Luke: "I-- I shouldn't, but I'd certainly like to."
Palp: "Why does that sound so familiar?"
Vader: *Nearly chokes*
Pablo Rivera
Vader: *Wiping away a robotic tear* That’s my boy
*DEW IT*
@The Eyes Of A True Demon A.I : *reads comment and shuts down due to confusion caused by reading it*
I don't get that reference .____.
@@nikotakai8796 Revenge of the Sith...
GEORGE’S VOICE IS SO PERFECT 😭
His points he made about the disney sequels are on point too lol
Robkyber yeah that they are stupid, Disney think they created SW now like
Retarded_Liam don’t get me wrong disney made some good things like the Mandalorian, but the way they slaughtered the skywalker saga, and made Anakins story totally irrelevant is just sad. Episode 1-6 is totally irrelevant if the disney sequels are cannon, it makes Anakins sacrifice pointless, and completely derails the point of the prophecy.
Can't like cuz it's at 969
Its the same guy from the collider videos
Emperor: “I’ll see you in 35 years”
Actually more like 16 years because the prequels.
He meant historically
I think most people prefer it when someone they kill stays dead. *I definitely do*
@@nopity3057 then you must have hated when maul came back in the clone wars show
@@jounamo6035 A fair bit, yes.
@@nopity3057 I still scratch my head at that one...
Seriously tho, the Voldemort reference is spot on. The final Duel on Exegol felt exactly like the last battle in Deathly Hallows pt 2
George literally looks like he can’t be asked
Does he ever not?
Isn’t the phrase “can’t be assed”?
Sarcasticus pretty sure it’s can’t be bothered
@@michaelmerrill6447 Can't be arsed is it.
He can't be assed
Yoda: Look, explain I can...
Mace: You can deflect force lighting with bare hands when I have to deflect it with a lightsaber?!
Rey: One lightsaber? I need two lightsabers to deflect it!
Luke: You guys are deflecting force lightning?
Luke could’ve but he didn’t keep his lightsaber with him sadly. Bet Yoda could’ve taught him how to use his hand though
*laughs in old republic force absorption-powers*
If I remember correctly, Luke uses tutaminis for about half a second before Sidious overpowers him.
@@beskamir5977 is that still canon? if so luke only knew basic level anyway so he couldnt keep it up against lightning without specialized application
@@GokuInfintysaiyan Rey didn't know the basics, but wins every single MAN in the Galaxy. Papls should have change his gender, maybe that could save him...
That monologue from “Lucas” was hilarious.
Although I don’t think Force Healing is completely stupid, I do think Legends did it way better than Canon has.
Whats stupid about it is how rey could do it without training because she is a mary sue. If a Jedi trains for years to be able to perform it fair enough but otherwise no.
spood much of what Rey does is Mary-Sue but she had 1 or 3 years of training between 8 and 9 under Leia, who was a Knight in all but title, with the books.
There’s a mountain of trash to say about Rey, but I don’t really see that as some
@@Jessie_Helms yoda trained for centuries and couldnt force heal. How does princess leia teach rey how to force heal in 3 years?
@@simos6jipros154 because every jedi seems to have different abilities in the force. And uses differnet powers. Force healing really isn't one of the main problems with the movie. I actually think it's done alright as it takes some of the persons life force to do it
@@felixrobinson5583 fine, if you put it that way, it makes some sense. But it doesnt take away from the fact that this movie should be burned alonside the holiday special, and that is saying something
HISHE: exist
Star Wars Theory: I will ruin this man's career.
HISHE: I don't think so.
I mean, it is a coincidence how both of these people have the same animating style and shit
But different art styles.
Oh I don't think so ✨
Rey: im gonna kill you!
Palpetine: c'mon!
Rey: No.
I am Not Evil
You Are
@@emperor_palpatine427 In My Point Of View The Jedi Are Evil
@@general_skywalker7732 Well then you are lost
I feel bad for Daisy's BF if this what she does in real life
Why would Palps have told Rey that if she killed him, then she would be possessed by him, if he didn't tell Rey then Rey would have killed Palpatine and Palpatine would possess her and win, like he wanted. Rey wouldn't have known that killing Palpatine would make her lose, so he shouldn't have told her.
The stabbing nod to Snoke's lame ass saber hilt death, and pointless character build up, was great
Knogle2 right?? I LOVED that, so much. Episode 8 was fucking. pointless. As was Snoke, thanks to 8
You know who else appeared from nowhere? Palpatine in Episode 9
@tincho Um not it was a terrible and unrealistic. Snoke would have noticed the hilt moving like Palpatine in the video.
@Leon Russell i liked the film. It was my first Star Wars movie i seen in theathers. Both 8 & 9 were good in my opinion.
@@Saigonas just learn what is star wars before watching the crapfire Disney trilogy
"why does this sound so familiar?"
*me laughing my ass off*
I love a good prequel meme
1:47 I love how they pause a moment to look at the camera like "yah Ryan, that was a pretty shitty way to kill Snoke."
“The boy is more stupid than the father.”
Imma throw down, Vader is awesome.
As Vader yes but as Anakin he was somewhat dumb
@@dahnamics1 not really I'd do the same thing the jedi used him treated him like trash and let's be fare have you seen Natalie Portman
@@dahnamics1 Anakin is the kind of guy who has the potential to be really smart, and even does smart things sometimes, but is also a dumbass.
@@dahnamics1 No he wasn't. He was just desperate, confused and clouded with fear and hate.
@@vetarlittorf1807 Honestly Anakin/Vader is my favorite character, but you have to admit some of the choices he made were not the brightest. Especially when Obi Wan had the high ground. It literally turned him into a robot for the most part
George Lucas: "Jedi can't use the force to heal themselves..."
Every Star Wars Game Ever: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!!!!
There a lot of stuff in the games that never appears in the movies or shows though.
@@danieljensen2626 but healing actually does in first movie there is ;p still not on this scae though
Well medicine Jedi with force healing ability does exist un star Wars universe
They fucked up and showed it out of nowhere. I myself didn't know it existed, but yes, it doed
Disagree. Force Unleashed (at least number one) you went around and basically found “nanomachines, son.”
@@samuellanghus1455 The "Every Star Wars Game Ever" is clearly a hyperbole
Obi wan when he said "your new empire?!" Really hit me like a truck
Lucas: the saga is mine and no one will ruin it because it's mine..
Disney: hold my beer
**Mickey Mouse Laughing Intensifies**
I will do anything to save star wars even if i will be near the lava without legs and have only one arm left.
It not like George Lucas was any better.
@@johnathanholmes1297 In the name of the Republic *activate lightsaber* you are under arrest !!!
@@fastest159 Are you threatening me, young Master Jedi?
"They cannot use the Force to will themselves to be better"
*The Child has entered the chat*
Finally someone who says the child instead of baby yoda
@@iambane7845 The Cowards refuse to embrace his true title
Childe am i
Didn’t Cade skywalker have some healing power back in day
@@jamesteller7791 That he did.... very powerful healing at that
Palpatine: "join me and take your rightful place by my side!"
Luke: "never"
Palpatine: "did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth plagues the wise?"
Luke: "shit that's all you had to say!"
Vader: "that's my boy! :D"
#TheRiseofSkywalker #Rey #Palpatine spoof - th-cam.com/video/7WmL3gWjpn8/w-d-xo.html
Palpatine: "Good, Luke, Good! Umm... Kill him"
Vader: "What?"
Palpatine: "The rule of two is still a thing"
Vader: "It's treason, then. (YEETS PALPY)"
That “Faster and more intense” joke is one of the most clever and niche jokes I’ve seen in a Star Wars parody.
Not really
i was waiting for anikan to kiss luke out of nowhere because Disney logic
**not the first time luke's kissed a family member**
"Just look at Mark's haircut that's ridiculous!"
Only Saige “Even that’s pissing me off.”
Honestly I always loved it, it dates the movie but its a lot better than anakins episode 2 haircut.
@@BoHorn yeah the Padawan haircut was a different kinda thing xD
Never have I been so pissed off by something I 100% agree with.
Not even the idea of Han Solo being killed off to make Harrison Ford happy.
@@BoHorn The Padawan haircut isn't that bad; it just looks ridiculous because of the Padawan braid.
**Sees no high ground reference**
“Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete.”
Side note: love what you’re doing SWT, keep it up!
That's not possible. The high ground you are looking must just not exist
@@plebasaurues it does...
I have you
It’s over anakin!
Everest its the high ground
"I shouldn't. But I'd certainly like to." His voice takes on an appropriately Hayden Christensen quality right thar.
My favorite part is obi wan showing up to say “Your new empire!”
People shat on the prequels for about a decade.
Then the sequel trilogy came out, HOLY SHIT THE PREQUELS ARE GOOD.
Me an intellectual: i loved the prequels since birth.
I skip through some scenes, but other than that I think they are very fun films to watch. Nostalgia helps as well.
@@CrossBreedTacoHD which films you talking about
@@CptOriginal
The prequels.
The Sequels being bad doesn't make the prequels better, that's not how it works. They're both really bad. End of.
The first two were decent. The third one sucked. If Palpatine had killed the Younglings, and Padme had lived, it would have been okay.
“Don’t tell me your plan, if that’s how it works I’m not gonna do it” literally every single movie with a villain, they give away their final plan and then wonder how they could have lost.
Watchmen doesn't do that =)
@@momergil well they tell their plan, but then go on to say they already did it.
@@momergil Ozymandias does it except he is not stupid enough to give them a chance lol
Thanos: Am I a joke to you?
Well there are exceptions. Goldfinger for example never told Bond his plan deliberately. Bond had to sneak in on Goldfinger's meeting with the mob bosses. All he tells Bond is there isn't a heist involved. It is from that Bond realizes he plans to irradiate the gold and drive the value of his gold supply. Another Bond example is Drax from Moonraker. He notably doesn't tell Bond the plan when he puts him in the death trap and Bond once again has to sneak around to find him explaining the plan to the other villains. Another good example is G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra. Macullen tells Duke only what his current step of his plan is (launch three ICBMs with Nanomachine warheads at Washington DC, Moscow and Beijing) but doesn't the one detail about his plan that would have avoided the events of the sequel (One of his minons will kidnap the president and replace him with Zartan). Star Wars actually has two examples where the villain revealing the plan is not something that would screw them over. In Episode II Count Dooku telling Obi-Wan there is a Sith Lord in the Senate had three possible outcomes. A. The Jedi dismiss it as a lie and don't follow up on it allowing Dooku and Palpatine to continue their plan unhindered. B. The Jedi do follow up on it and this furthers the divide the Jedi and the Senate making it more plausible that the Jedi would attempt to overthrow the Chancellor. or C. The Jedi's investigation reveal Palpatine is a Sith Lord, they gather evidence of this, present it to the Senate, and enact Order 65 removing him from power, but Dooku being a Sith Lord would benefit from it all because now he is the new master as per the Rule of Two and can enact his own to rule the galaxy. The other is Episode VI. Palpatine wanted Luke to kill him so him gloating about his plan while killing Palpy is the only thing he could do about it is not a bad idea.
Hilarious and sad at the same time.
Vader’s reaction after “Why does that sound so familiar?”... I lost it!
Great production!
4:52: George Lucas: I don't know what that is. What are you, Voldemort?
Harry Potter: Am I joke to you?
I knew it was a Harry potter reference
@@Lil_Agent-4 That's exactly the point of my comment.
4:51**
@@diegogandara8913 I heard the word "Voldemort" at 4:52.
I get that the "What are you, Voldemort?" was a Harry Potter reference, but what I don't get is how was that take too much like Voldemort.
"Besides, that would be the easiest death ever for someone who was built up to be as powerful as me."
*Stares into camera*
I think they were looking at Disney, Kathleen Kennedy, and Rian Johnson.
Dedric Silva Thank you for not mentioning JJ, because JJ is actually a great director but was left nothing after TLJ
@@SlashoftheGreatnessOfficial Exactly, JJ gets put in the same place as Kennedy and Rian because he works with them. If JJ was the main director instead of Kathleen Kennedy, this trilogy would be way better.
Jaded Universe
LMFAO i read that as soon as it was playing
@@yonder8287 but, JJ made episode 9.
I'm quarantined basically so this is gonna be fun
Italiano?
I want to leave a like on this, but it's at 69 likes at the time I'm writing this, and I don't want to mess it up.
@@beefiestsurprise269 I would of liked that to
@@rikypani1812 no kentuckian
@@purpledefault4423 you would have certainly liked to
“Why does that sound so familiar”
Vader-*shrugs*
That is one of the best George Luca impressions i have heard 3:32
Vader should've thrown Luke his saber so he could deflect the lightning and disintegrate palpatine or something
Or Vader could just impale him with his lightsaber
@@mobslayer211 vader's lightsaber got fucked down with his right hand
@@fersho450 he could have picked luke's one tbh
@@darthpepo1 i think that the desesperation of him don't wanting Luke dead Made him just grab Palpatine and throw him
@InSanctvs Mace Reflected them because he had experience doing that
“Jedi can’t use they’re powers to heal themselves, that’s stupid.”
*Baby Yoda has left the chat*
Baby Yoda didn't heal himself, only others.
Yes but he still used healing powers.
@@BrickArmyProductions At least it was a minor point and not used and abused over and over again to save a plot that kept falling into pits and had to dig itself out each time.
Yes, but the blow stil lands
Baby Yoda is still Yoda's race. A race we know almost nothing about. A minor tweaks on lore and his power will make sense. And without the need of a Visual Guide to compensate any script incompetence.
"I'll see you all in about thirty-five years... Hahahaha"
Yes yes yes exactly! Disney’s humor: “Haha it’s funny because he said ‘look’ wrong hahahaha laugh now please”
I love how you captured George Lucas’ done and bored look. Also that’s a pretty good sheev impression.
Pug Lord So true!!!
Don't call him Sheev
"I shouldn't .. but I'd certainly like to." .. "Why does that sound so familiar?"
Vader's reaction lmao!
Right? Lololololol!!!!!
Where?
@@avelus5984 Episode 3.
@@avelus5984 oh, his reaction? Well, the way he reacted right after Palpatine asked that question, lol.
When you realize that according to TROS, Vader could've used his and luke's lightsabers to deflect palpatine's lightning and survived....
I’m pretty sure Vader‘s light saber fell off the side when Luke cut off his hand anyways
@@solairethesunlightwarrior8813could be a good story for another time, like anakin's saber lost in ep 5.
Luke: You're Evil Palpatine
Vader: Is he though?
From a certain point of view...
Clare Wellborn Vader’s line there is what my brother would say!!! 😂
That’s my brothers response to almost anything!!!😂😂😂
To paraphrase Tzeentch,
"What _is_ evil really?"
Lucas: "Okay Ian, just less Voldemort and more Emperor of the galaxy!"
Palpatine: "Are you threatening me Master Lucas?"
Lucas: "My trilogy will decide your fate!"
JJ Abrams: "Not yet!"
Palpatine: "It's treason then!"
you forgot
Palpatine: I am the trilogy!
The Extreme One yeh
Hey Rick
Luke - Says an Anakin line from Episode 2
Palpatine - notices said line
Vader - audible panic
Why do people hate this This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
Best part is how George pronounces "saga"
Matt Bessette sEayGaH
Sæga
@The Ringmaster Of The Underworld aw hell naw!
@The Ringmaster Of The Underworld I was joking 😐
I kinda is
This is pretty much what I was thinking when I was watching the movie. I was wondering if Rey was going to start hugging Palps and saying “I love you, grandpa!” in order to defeat him. I was wondering, “What is she supposed to do then?”
That George Lucas impression was insanely amazing 😂😂😂
*_WHY IS THIS GEORGE LUCAS FROM THE FUTURE?_*
He has a force diad with JK Rowling
#Episode9Logic
Almost thought Vader was gonna say “what are you doing in my swamp?”
Love the "You're evil!" part - always thought if Luke (or Rey, for that matter) was killing the Emperor to save the galaxy rather than out of pure hatred, it wouldn't necessarily mean he fell to the Dark Side. I mean, how many stormtroopers has he killed? The guy blew up the entire Death Star, which must have had hundreds of thousands of people on board! Killing Palpatine shouldn't be any different just because he's got a fancier job!
(Although I shouldn't complain - the alternative is apparently to ignore the interesting moral question of the personal cost of killing an enemy, in order to instead focus on "If you kill me, a spoopy Sith ghost will possess you!")
I think it changes you to kill someone who is defenseless and at your mercy. To kill in the heat of battle is one thing. But striking down someone when there could have been other alternatives can change you. Destroying the death star was also out of self defense since the death star was going to destroy the rebel base. Here, Luke isn't defending himself against the emperor and he is the aggressor. Once you kill them in cold blood, it changes you as a person and then suddenly you start giving into your hatred more and more until you become the thing you swore to destroy.
@@Yabuturtle same thing happened with Anakin after all.
George's voice is perfect Greetings from Poland!!!!
Luke: "I shouldn't, but I would certainly love to."
Palpatine: "Why does that sound so familiar?"
Vader's facial expressions: "Oh sh--."
That part had me choking from laughter.
What facial expressions? He has a mask, we cannot see his face?
I don't get it.
@@avelus5984 Anakin's lines from Episode III.
I shouldn't, it's not the Jedi way and
I would certainly love to.
I think
@@salmanmahyuddin8384
Thank you!
And now vader is having PTSD, and luke is trying to figure out what he did wrong.
Rey: I’ll kill the emperor
Palps: lol kill me then
Rey: Ok then no
Palps: AHAAHAHA!
Rey: *kills him anyway*
That George impression was so freaking perfect. I can't even.
Luke: I... I shouldn't. But I'd certainly like to.
Palpatine: Why does that sound so familiar?
Vader: _KHOOOOH PUUUHRR!_
If Sidious’ sith spirit goes into whoever kills him, shouldn’t Vader dying after killing him end the cycle?
CyndiMi that’s the whole point. That’s how Disney Fucked up
@@FHW199 they messed up so badly by bringing palpatine back and trashing Anakin's character arc of fulfilling his destiny as the Chosen One
@@ThatCyndi He did bring balance to the force, tho. Almost no Sith left, almost no Jedi left...
Halbam well the whole point of killing sidious is that Anakin ended the greatest evil once and for all and brought balance. Bringing him back kinda just means it was all for nothing... its just bad writing, my dude
Logic does not apply to SJW Disney.
Ladies, and Gentlemen: LET'S GET THIS TRENDING!
0:54
I’m crying!! I dunno why that’s so funny but when Vader panics for a hit second had me ROLLING!!!
His little head movement GOT me bruh
I just love that jab at Johnson, that was perfect.
Luke: Don't tell me your plan, that's ridiculous
Palpatine: What if I told you my plan right as I'm about to go to bed, and creepily point at your unborn children?
Luke: What?
Palpatine: Just spitballing here
What if vader didnt protect the emperor from luke striking him with his lightsaber in return of the jedi
Did he know he was actually protecting his son instead??
By engaging Luke in a lightsaber fight he protected the emperor! By deciding to fight someone out of concern for someone else who could scarcely defend himself, *he went back into the light.*
Anthony Khalil he didn’t know he was protecting him
Even if Vader didn't intervene, Sidious would not just sit there and let Luke kill him. He had the power to defend himself but knew that Vader would do it. He just wanted Luke to make the attempt and tap into the dark side.
"uhm... The emperor is dead now. That was easy. What now, son?"
"I didn't expect it to be so uncomplicated... Don't know"
"Mh"
"You know, what if you maybe just stopped the attack on the rebels?"
"Yeah, yeah.. that's a good idea I guess"
5:31 Jedi Academy and Outcast: *give the option to use force healing* ..... yah
"Don't tell me your plan old man... or I'm not going to do it!"
HAHAHAHAH
"YOUR NEW EMPIRE?!"
Anikan, my allegience is to the republic, to democracy!!!!
@@purpledefault4423 if you are not with me you are my enemy
@@bamma4 only a sith deals an absolute
@@purpledefault4423 dont make me kill you
@@bamma4 I will do what I must
“Less Voldemort, more Emperor of the galaxy.”
Disney: ...
Vader: *breathes in the background*
The best part is George`s monologue about force healing being ridiculous. xD
“It’s not possible for a Jedi to heal them selves” Disney’s plans: allow us to introduce ourselves.
Expanded Universe: Allow us to introduce ourselves
C. Moore lol
@@CV-Moore
Expanded Universe: Allow us to introduce ourse-
Disney: *Makes EU non canon*
Disney’s plans: allow US to introduce ourselves.
@@MazaAzi Seriously, though.
"plans"?
0:56
Luke: I-I shouldn't, but I'd certainly like to
Darth Sidious: why does that sound so familiar?
Darth Vader *PTSD intensifies*
These are great!!! Keep going!!!
I really love these!
Realistically, George wouldn’t give them ANY direction. He’d just change the performance in post.
_If you want you can say the line and then turn. So you say the line and then turn away._
The "faster, more intensity" reference is a direct line that George would use when directing the OT. Mark Hamill's words, not mine.
The whole sequel trilogy is a poorly made fan fiction
nah mate. fan fiction is written by fans.
@@thinkingmachine354 jj and rian are SW fans as they say
@@armoroftruth3166 I don't know about JJ, but Rian Johnson is the antithesis of a SW fan. The guy took everything that made us love Star Wars and butchered it before our eyes.
@@peterk2735 yeah they are twisted the very meaning of love
@@peterk2735 no he didnt. He took a dumb movie that repeated the same plot you already saw and pointed out how stupid it is to do that. And you didnt like that your dumb snokes magic slipper theories were pointless nonsense.
I loved When Obi-wan said "Your New empire?"
1:45 Damm bro you got the-
Senate, Robotic evil guy, and some jedi laughing
"Who are you, Voldemort" 😂😂
Luke:”I shouldn’t”
Palpatine:”why does that sound so familiar”
Vader: “oop”
😂😂😂
1:38 I felt that. God that hurts because it’s too true
If my interpretation of ROTJ is correct: The reason palpatine thought Luke striking him down to complete his journey to the dark side, was because the emperor was asking him to strike him down while he didn't defend himself. Striking down the evil emperor in battle is one thing, but striking down an old unarmed man is more of an act of hate than justice, and that is why his journey to the dark side would be complete IMO
"There's no way that Jedi can heal themselves, it's not possible..."
And if force users COULD heal themselves, why wouldn't Vader do so?
Vader isn't a jedi tho, and in 9 noone healed themselves.
Todd Kurzbard nobody ever healed the self in the movies-and she learned it from the texts that nobody before Luke has. So.....
@@stanleylee3329 Yeah but it still doesn't make sense for the Jedi to not know that Force healing exists. They should've known about it since they were JEDI! I mean it's like saying that Buddhists forgot a lesson or two by the Buddha himself when in reality, his words and teachings were written down and kept in temples so people wouldn't forget him.
Hellstone But if one of his THOUSANDS of words and teachings were written down and said book was lost during say, a 5000 year war-it wouldn’t be remembered. And that’s IF it was ever a mainstream teaching. If it wasn’t, it’d make no sense for the Jedi to know about the ability. For example, lightning wasn’t discovered till Episode 6. Luke used choke, so no moves back then were Jedi specific. Nobody questioned why Luke didn’t use lightning on Vader. Or why Vader didn’t just choke Palpatine when he killed himself in the process. And yet.
@@stanleylee3329 Only Sith can use lightning. You must practice the dark side of the Force to use lightning. Luke couldn't have used lightning because he never gave in to the dark side. If you're getting this from the comics or the expanded universe, remember that George Lucas never intended for the books and comics to be canon. Star Wars is a great series but it's not perfect. There are some inconsistencies. Also, everything you said in the first part of your comment is just assumptions and speculations. Just because a 5000 year war was going on doesn't mean the texts would be lost. If that's the case, they would be blown up or shredded in pieces. Forgotten through time. But no. They were specifically on Ach-To which is the home planet of the first Jedi Temple. How did Luke knew of the existence of the temple? How did he find it? I'm guessing someone like Yoda or Obi-Wan told him which means they knew the existence of the ancient texts. Maybe they were left there so they wouldn't be destroyed. Ach-To is one of the most unexpected planets to search for Jedi or the text since it is a planet of small islands and a massive amount of water.
“There are gonna be 9 more films and destroy the entire film.” Amen, brother.
Andrew Capone I think he meant 7 more films 2 and 3 of the prequel series were decent 1 2 and 3 of the original saga were awesome. The sequels especially 2 and 3 in that series is absolutely shit episode one of the prequel series wouldn’t have been that bad if one character didn’t exist, Jar-Jar Binks is worse then all of the sequels combined.
@@beybladerkid5489 Darth Maul balances it back out haha.
Nufc benArfa true, true.
@@beybladerkid5489 Jar Jar is better than all new characters.
@@beybladerkid5489 The 9 more films thing is actually correct. You have the prequels, the sequels, Rogue One, Solo and The Clone Wars film which was released in theaters.
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!
4:00 THAT VOICE CRACK 😂😂😂
more of a wheeze
Palpatine: “That would be a stupid death for someone as powerful as me!”
Snoke: “Am I a joke to you?”
Yes, yes you are a joke
That was the point
I know I’m not that stupid. I was just channeling snokes thoughts because it’s funny.
Yes, you were always a joke
Snoke? OH! You mean space Gollum.