Thanks for watching! I hope it gave you some laughs, especially in today's world. Where should the next episode take place?! May the force be with you!
“I mean two years that things gonna be outdated. I’m looking at it and I’m getting pissed off. Did I sign off on that?” 😂😂 George is perfect man. The whole thing is hilarious
Personally, I love his hair, but I grew up with the Beatles and Julie Andrews from _The Sound Of Music_ being my first crushes, sooooooo maybe my taste is a little flawed
Retarded_Liam don’t get me wrong disney made some good things like the Mandalorian, but the way they slaughtered the skywalker saga, and made Anakins story totally irrelevant is just sad. Episode 1-6 is totally irrelevant if the disney sequels are cannon, it makes Anakins sacrifice pointless, and completely derails the point of the prophecy.
Palp: "Why did you look at the Saber if you DON'T want it??" Luke: "I-- I shouldn't, but I'd certainly like to." Palp: "Why does that sound so familiar?" Vader: *Nearly chokes*
Kylo Ren: What could you give me? Palpatine: Everything. Join me. The might of the Final Order will soon be ready. It will be yours if you do as I ask: Kill the girl, end the Jedi, and become what your grandfather Vader could not! But beware... she is not who you think she is. (Uses seven horcruxes.)
Don't forget, all Luke needs to do is get really angry and I'm sure he can generate Force Lightning with no practice required. Because that's how Force Lighting works. You just get really angry. And all this Force lighting can only mean one thing: Luke is Count Dooku's grandson. It's the obvious conclusion.
Also it makes perfect sense that palpatine can cast force lighting so strong its able to envelop roughly 50 ships. Yea thats in no way over powered and out of nowhere. Thats like a 10 and at most weve seen a 3 lol
@@vetarlittorf1807 Honestly Anakin/Vader is my favorite character, but you have to admit some of the choices he made were not the brightest. Especially when Obi Wan had the high ground. It literally turned him into a robot for the most part
Vader: It's Over Luke I have the high ground Obi Wan (ghost): o great he is stealing tactics now, you now what to do Luke Luke: *Proceeds to throw sand at Vader*
Yoda: Look, explain I can... Mace: You can deflect force lighting with bare hands when I have to deflect it with a lightsaber?! Rey: One lightsaber? I need two lightsabers to deflect it! Luke: You guys are deflecting force lightning?
@@GokuInfintysaiyan Rey didn't know the basics, but wins every single MAN in the Galaxy. Papls should have change his gender, maybe that could save him...
Why would Palps have told Rey that if she killed him, then she would be possessed by him, if he didn't tell Rey then Rey would have killed Palpatine and Palpatine would possess her and win, like he wanted. Rey wouldn't have known that killing Palpatine would make her lose, so he shouldn't have told her.
“Don’t tell me your plan, if that’s how it works I’m not gonna do it” literally every single movie with a villain, they give away their final plan and then wonder how they could have lost.
Well there are exceptions. Goldfinger for example never told Bond his plan deliberately. Bond had to sneak in on Goldfinger's meeting with the mob bosses. All he tells Bond is there isn't a heist involved. It is from that Bond realizes he plans to irradiate the gold and drive the value of his gold supply. Another Bond example is Drax from Moonraker. He notably doesn't tell Bond the plan when he puts him in the death trap and Bond once again has to sneak around to find him explaining the plan to the other villains. Another good example is G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra. Macullen tells Duke only what his current step of his plan is (launch three ICBMs with Nanomachine warheads at Washington DC, Moscow and Beijing) but doesn't the one detail about his plan that would have avoided the events of the sequel (One of his minons will kidnap the president and replace him with Zartan). Star Wars actually has two examples where the villain revealing the plan is not something that would screw them over. In Episode II Count Dooku telling Obi-Wan there is a Sith Lord in the Senate had three possible outcomes. A. The Jedi dismiss it as a lie and don't follow up on it allowing Dooku and Palpatine to continue their plan unhindered. B. The Jedi do follow up on it and this furthers the divide the Jedi and the Senate making it more plausible that the Jedi would attempt to overthrow the Chancellor. or C. The Jedi's investigation reveal Palpatine is a Sith Lord, they gather evidence of this, present it to the Senate, and enact Order 65 removing him from power, but Dooku being a Sith Lord would benefit from it all because now he is the new master as per the Rule of Two and can enact his own to rule the galaxy. The other is Episode VI. Palpatine wanted Luke to kill him so him gloating about his plan while killing Palpy is the only thing he could do about it is not a bad idea.
People shat on the prequels for about a decade. Then the sequel trilogy came out, HOLY SHIT THE PREQUELS ARE GOOD. Me an intellectual: i loved the prequels since birth.
Palpatine: "join me and take your rightful place by my side!" Luke: "never" Palpatine: "did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth plagues the wise?" Luke: "shit that's all you had to say!" Vader: "that's my boy! :D"
Well medicine Jedi with force healing ability does exist un star Wars universe They fucked up and showed it out of nowhere. I myself didn't know it existed, but yes, it doed
@@SlashoftheGreatnessOfficial Exactly, JJ gets put in the same place as Kennedy and Rian because he works with them. If JJ was the main director instead of Kathleen Kennedy, this trilogy would be way better.
Lucas: "Okay Ian, just less Voldemort and more Emperor of the galaxy!" Palpatine: "Are you threatening me Master Lucas?" Lucas: "My trilogy will decide your fate!" JJ Abrams: "Not yet!" Palpatine: "It's treason then!"
@@BrickArmyProductions At least it was a minor point and not used and abused over and over again to save a plot that kept falling into pits and had to dig itself out each time.
Baby Yoda is still Yoda's race. A race we know almost nothing about. A minor tweaks on lore and his power will make sense. And without the need of a Visual Guide to compensate any script incompetence.
That monologue from “Lucas” was hilarious. Although I don’t think Force Healing is completely stupid, I do think Legends did it way better than Canon has.
Whats stupid about it is how rey could do it without training because she is a mary sue. If a Jedi trains for years to be able to perform it fair enough but otherwise no.
spood much of what Rey does is Mary-Sue but she had 1 or 3 years of training between 8 and 9 under Leia, who was a Knight in all but title, with the books. There’s a mountain of trash to say about Rey, but I don’t really see that as some
@@simos6jipros154 because every jedi seems to have different abilities in the force. And uses differnet powers. Force healing really isn't one of the main problems with the movie. I actually think it's done alright as it takes some of the persons life force to do it
@@felixrobinson5583 fine, if you put it that way, it makes some sense. But it doesnt take away from the fact that this movie should be burned alonside the holiday special, and that is saying something
Luke: "I shouldn't, but I would certainly love to." Palpatine: "Why does that sound so familiar?" Vader's facial expressions: "Oh sh--." That part had me choking from laughter.
Luke: Don't tell me your plan, that's ridiculous Palpatine: What if I told you my plan right as I'm about to go to bed, and creepily point at your unborn children? Luke: What? Palpatine: Just spitballing here
Halbam well the whole point of killing sidious is that Anakin ended the greatest evil once and for all and brought balance. Bringing him back kinda just means it was all for nothing... its just bad writing, my dude
By engaging Luke in a lightsaber fight he protected the emperor! By deciding to fight someone out of concern for someone else who could scarcely defend himself, *he went back into the light.*
Even if Vader didn't intervene, Sidious would not just sit there and let Luke kill him. He had the power to defend himself but knew that Vader would do it. He just wanted Luke to make the attempt and tap into the dark side.
"uhm... The emperor is dead now. That was easy. What now, son?" "I didn't expect it to be so uncomplicated... Don't know" "Mh" "You know, what if you maybe just stopped the attack on the rebels?" "Yeah, yeah.. that's a good idea I guess"
Andrew Capone I think he meant 7 more films 2 and 3 of the prequel series were decent 1 2 and 3 of the original saga were awesome. The sequels especially 2 and 3 in that series is absolutely shit episode one of the prequel series wouldn’t have been that bad if one character didn’t exist, Jar-Jar Binks is worse then all of the sequels combined.
@@beybladerkid5489 The 9 more films thing is actually correct. You have the prequels, the sequels, Rogue One, Solo and The Clone Wars film which was released in theaters.
The "faster and more intense" reference is actually amazing. (Most of you guys know this but if u didnt, George would always say to the actors to make the scene "faster and more intense")
Sequels were ass, the first movie of ray was basically episode 4 all over again, the whole climatic ending in episode 6 of Anakin fulfilling his destiny was completely ended when palpating survives. Nothing original, plot was the same and followed the same sequence as the originals
ThatWrestlingHound imagine episode 9 could of been called that Rey could have got all the unknown Jedi across the known galaxy united as one to bring down the first order!
George : "You can't use the force to heal yourself or others, that would be ridiculous" Also George : "Did you ever hear of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?"
Also that ability to keep people from dying was said by sidious that only one person ever learned it and it was the entire reason anakin betrayed the Jedi order so he could learn it. But apparently in the future that’s like Jedi force 101
@@groobells There is a difference between healing injuries and stopping death itself. Force Healing can't prevent a stroke, it can't reattach limbs, it can't regrow bones.
@@stanleylee3329 Yeah but it still doesn't make sense for the Jedi to not know that Force healing exists. They should've known about it since they were JEDI! I mean it's like saying that Buddhists forgot a lesson or two by the Buddha himself when in reality, his words and teachings were written down and kept in temples so people wouldn't forget him.
Hellstone But if one of his THOUSANDS of words and teachings were written down and said book was lost during say, a 5000 year war-it wouldn’t be remembered. And that’s IF it was ever a mainstream teaching. If it wasn’t, it’d make no sense for the Jedi to know about the ability. For example, lightning wasn’t discovered till Episode 6. Luke used choke, so no moves back then were Jedi specific. Nobody questioned why Luke didn’t use lightning on Vader. Or why Vader didn’t just choke Palpatine when he killed himself in the process. And yet.
@@stanleylee3329 Only Sith can use lightning. You must practice the dark side of the Force to use lightning. Luke couldn't have used lightning because he never gave in to the dark side. If you're getting this from the comics or the expanded universe, remember that George Lucas never intended for the books and comics to be canon. Star Wars is a great series but it's not perfect. There are some inconsistencies. Also, everything you said in the first part of your comment is just assumptions and speculations. Just because a 5000 year war was going on doesn't mean the texts would be lost. If that's the case, they would be blown up or shredded in pieces. Forgotten through time. But no. They were specifically on Ach-To which is the home planet of the first Jedi Temple. How did Luke knew of the existence of the temple? How did he find it? I'm guessing someone like Yoda or Obi-Wan told him which means they knew the existence of the ancient texts. Maybe they were left there so they wouldn't be destroyed. Ach-To is one of the most unexpected planets to search for Jedi or the text since it is a planet of small islands and a massive amount of water.
Palpatine: "Wow I didn't expected you to kill him that easily.. I mean you have been a jedi for almost your entire life so I thought you would show some restrain."
Luke: You're evil! By killing you, I'm doing it for peace, justice, and security against the empire. Prequel Obi-wan: Your new empire? Everyone looks at prequel Obi-wan, Prequel Obi-wan vanishes.
Palpy NEVER wanted Luke to ACTUALLY kill him! He was TAUNTING him to TRY, since he was so absolutely confident he couldnt lose. Luke would fall to the dark side if he strikes Palpy down IN ANGER. because maybe its justified TODAY, but next time he gets angry, he will justify killing more easily.... that's how it works. It's like the Japanese proverbs where the samurai refused to kill the man he was hired to kill because it became personal, it would have felt good to kill in revenge, it would have been SELFISH, rather than dutiful.
@@CrossBreedTacoHD well yes, but I always think of this Japanese proverb about a samurai who was sent to kill a rival... but when he got there, he realized it was the man who killed his own wife, so he sheathed his sword and refused to kill him because he would be killing him as an act of personal revenge that would taint his honor... that's kind of how I look at it.
@@SnakeWasRight Ahh the classic disconnect you see in 'media' (Stuff humans make, like literature, movies, art) Fine killing the nameless, even though they may not be bad people, but it's morally reprehensible to kill someone you know personally is a horrible person because of notions like honor, justice, revenge, etc. (Or the classic, kill some underlings sure, but that big bad must go to a cushy prison, because that's what he deserves haha) I understand where you and that Japanese proverb are coming from. I just find it all amusing and almost 'arrogant' to put it bluntly. Ahh yes Mr. Samurai, you will gladly kill a man who may be a great role model back at home, but god forbid kill the man who killed your wife haha Talk about a weak and transparent attempt of 'amends' to justify your thoughtless killings.
@@CrossBreedTacoHD I guess you dont get it. It's not the killing, it's using killing for personal or emotional gain. Are you pro stormtrooper? Or just trying to point out the hypocrisy of NOT killing vader and palpy? The whole point is that if he kills for personal reasons, then that leads to the dark side where killing is just a means to an end. Palpy wanted luke to use his hatred to try and strike him down. Luke never had hatred for the stormtroopers that's just war.
The one thing I've always wondered about in Star Wars since I was a kid: Where are the Nerfs? Somewhere there must be a bunch of them being herded somewhere in that universe and in 11 movies we never saw a single Nerf.
I imagine vader dieing in Luke's arms and thinking, what should I tell my son? Hmm cloning? no. Exogul? no. Wayfinder? nah he'll find all of that out. Just tell your sister you were right.
This is pretty much what I was thinking when I was watching the movie. I was wondering if Rey was going to start hugging Palps and saying “I love you, grandpa!” in order to defeat him. I was wondering, “What is she supposed to do then?”
SHARKVADERS I mean Geroge Lucas did all of these things before the Disney acquisition. There was Force Healing in the Legends and Palpatine transfered his essence to clone bodies in the Dark Empire comics🤷🏻♂️
@@mattpourtorab1701 None of those things were done by Lucas. Force healing never revived people, only fully healed minor wounds, sped up the natural healing process and protected wounds, etc. Also its a big brain move to borrow plot from one of the most controversial comics in SW.
Rogers Roger Rogers Roger 1.“Force healing, Force heal, or Cure was a power that used the Force to accelerate the natural healing process rapidly, and could be used to heal the most fatal of wounds and injuries.” - Woookipedia. We didn’t see it happening but don’t know that it was impossible in Legends. 2.I’m not talking about it being controversial. I’m talking about it actually happening. Geroge Lucas may have not been involved in creating those, but they did happen when George Lucas was in charge of the Lucasfilm.
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Thanks for watching! I hope it gave you some laughs, especially in today's world.
Where should the next episode take place?!
May the force be with you!
The accuracy tho...😂
How long can you keep up the accent
I hope that the next episode will take place When Mace Windu and the three other jedi confront Palpatine to arrest him
please do some sort of colab with corridor
im sure you could make a great short film
Thanks for all the hard work and dedication you put into these episodes. They’re are truly amazing
“Why does that sound so familiar” Vader’s reaction to that had me dying 😂😂
I felt that
*Vader breathing intensifies*
Right??!!
His gasp🤣🤣🤣🤣
Huh pssh
I had to pause the video and rewind I swore I was seeing things
“The boys more stupid than his father”
Vader: **breathing intensifies**
SAND INTENSIFIES
Vader: That is it down the shaft the with you.
“Why does that sound so familiar”
*asthma intensifies*
Vader: I see... *So you've chosen death*
_"The boy's more stupid than the father"_
😂😂😂
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😂 😂
Best one for me couldn't hold the laughter. 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
He should’ve told Luke *The Tragedy Of Darth Plagueis The Wise*
Hello,
@Void morning
@Void or after noon
Master, I'm sorry for what happened in Mustafar. I'm inviting you to my Palace in Coruscant so we can talk and have dinner. I hope you can.
Anakin Skywalker It’s a trick, send no reply
“I mean two years that things gonna be outdated. I’m looking at it and I’m getting pissed off. Did I sign off on that?” 😂😂 George is perfect man. The whole thing is hilarious
😂😂😂😂
That haircut just all of a sudden bothers me now
Personally, I love his hair, but I grew up with the Beatles and Julie Andrews from _The Sound Of Music_ being my first crushes, sooooooo maybe my taste is a little flawed
The “Did I sign off on that?…it’s amazing” gets me everytime 😂 Great job Theory!
GEORGE’S VOICE IS SO PERFECT 😭
His points he made about the disney sequels are on point too lol
Robkyber yeah that they are stupid, Disney think they created SW now like
Retarded_Liam don’t get me wrong disney made some good things like the Mandalorian, but the way they slaughtered the skywalker saga, and made Anakins story totally irrelevant is just sad. Episode 1-6 is totally irrelevant if the disney sequels are cannon, it makes Anakins sacrifice pointless, and completely derails the point of the prophecy.
Can't like cuz it's at 969
Its the same guy from the collider videos
Palp: "Why did you look at the Saber if you DON'T want it??"
Luke: "I-- I shouldn't, but I'd certainly like to."
Palp: "Why does that sound so familiar?"
Vader: *Nearly chokes*
Pablo Rivera
Vader: *Wiping away a robotic tear* That’s my boy
*DEW IT*
@The Eyes Of A True Demon A.I : *reads comment and shuts down due to confusion caused by reading it*
I don't get that reference .____.
@@nikotakai8796 Revenge of the Sith...
George: "less voldemort"
Emperor: uses horcrux in episode 9
Sauron: FOR FUCK SAKE STOP USING MY RING AS A FUCKING HORCRUX!
@@spectra5407 Me: * STOP COMING BACK TO LIFE, I LIKE WHAT I KILL TO STAY DEAD ! ! ! *
@@nopity3057 "Don't people stay dead anymore?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Sixth Day.
Kylo Ren: What could you give me?
Palpatine: Everything. Join me. The might of the Final Order will soon be ready. It will be yours if you do as I ask: Kill the girl, end the Jedi, and become what your grandfather Vader could not! But beware... she is not who you think she is. (Uses seven horcruxes.)
that exactly what my brother and I thought when we saw the movie
“I have been FALLING... for THIRTY-FIVE YEARS!”
Lmfaoooooooo
(For those who are wondering what they mean, It’s a reference to Thor: Ragnarok)
@@SPX157 That and a slight reference to Dr. Evil - "I've been frozen for 30 years."
Gopher Baroque
Who’s Dr Evil?
@@GopherBaroque61, I've never seen that, so no
Don't forget, all Luke needs to do is get really angry and I'm sure he can generate Force Lightning with no practice required. Because that's how Force Lighting works. You just get really angry.
And all this Force lighting can only mean one thing: Luke is Count Dooku's grandson. It's the obvious conclusion.
Obi-Wan Kenobi 🤣🤣🤣
Well that's how going super saiyan works. I don't see a reason why the force should be any different /s
Also it makes perfect sense that palpatine can cast force lighting so strong its able to envelop roughly 50 ships. Yea thats in no way over powered and out of nowhere. Thats like a 10 and at most weve seen a 3 lol
@@lastnameawesome8982 I'm not star wars legends specialist, but I think he could use the "force storm" in them with similar results...
@@lastnameawesome8982 to be fair the dudes had like another 40 years to get more powerful
Rey: I deflected lightning at Palpatine using two lightsabers!
Windu: You need TWO lightsabers?
Yoda: Lightsabers, you need?
Frostfire I love this comment lol
You should’ve said for Yoda : Lightsabers need you
Edit: Actually I don’t like this one, the one in the og post is better
Frostfire only one of these three killed Palpatine...
Who the FRICK gave it 70 likes?? It was at 69 ;-;
Commander Sammer But two of them are great characters with interesting stories and traits, personalities, etc.
This is more like *Return of the Jedi but continuously acknowledging the stupidity of episode 9.*
And episode 8. That scene where Luke was turning the lightsaber and Palp just turns it back was hilarious.
No shit
George literally looks like he can’t be asked
Does he ever not?
Isn’t the phrase “can’t be assed”?
Sarcasticus pretty sure it’s can’t be bothered
@@michaelmerrill6447 Can't be arsed is it.
He can't be assed
“The boy is more stupid than the father.”
Imma throw down, Vader is awesome.
As Vader yes but as Anakin he was somewhat dumb
@@dahnamics1 not really I'd do the same thing the jedi used him treated him like trash and let's be fare have you seen Natalie Portman
@@dahnamics1 Anakin is the kind of guy who has the potential to be really smart, and even does smart things sometimes, but is also a dumbass.
@@dahnamics1 No he wasn't. He was just desperate, confused and clouded with fear and hate.
@@vetarlittorf1807 Honestly Anakin/Vader is my favorite character, but you have to admit some of the choices he made were not the brightest. Especially when Obi Wan had the high ground. It literally turned him into a robot for the most part
The stabbing nod to Snoke's lame ass saber hilt death, and pointless character build up, was great
Knogle2 right?? I LOVED that, so much. Episode 8 was fucking. pointless. As was Snoke, thanks to 8
You know who else appeared from nowhere? Palpatine in Episode 9
@tincho Um not it was a terrible and unrealistic. Snoke would have noticed the hilt moving like Palpatine in the video.
@Leon Russell i liked the film. It was my first Star Wars movie i seen in theathers. Both 8 & 9 were good in my opinion.
@@Saigonas just learn what is star wars before watching the crapfire Disney trilogy
Vader: It's Over Luke I have the high ground
Obi Wan (ghost): o great he is stealing tactics now, you now what to do Luke
Luke: *Proceeds to throw sand at Vader*
Vader: *NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo!*
Not sand
Anakin said "I don't like sand," but he never said he hated it.
@@mikeor- *Not Liking Is Enough*
@@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 What do you mean?
"Just look at Mark's haircut that's ridiculous!"
Only Saige “Even that’s pissing me off.”
Honestly I always loved it, it dates the movie but its a lot better than anakins episode 2 haircut.
@@BoHorn yeah the Padawan haircut was a different kinda thing xD
Never have I been so pissed off by something I 100% agree with.
Not even the idea of Han Solo being killed off to make Harrison Ford happy.
@@BoHorn The Padawan haircut isn't that bad; it just looks ridiculous because of the Padawan braid.
**Sees no high ground reference**
“Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete.”
Side note: love what you’re doing SWT, keep it up!
That's not possible. The high ground you are looking must just not exist
@@plebasaurues it does...
I have you
It’s over anakin!
Everest its the high ground
Yoda: Look, explain I can...
Mace: You can deflect force lighting with bare hands when I have to deflect it with a lightsaber?!
Rey: One lightsaber? I need two lightsabers to deflect it!
Luke: You guys are deflecting force lightning?
Luke could’ve but he didn’t keep his lightsaber with him sadly. Bet Yoda could’ve taught him how to use his hand though
*laughs in old republic force absorption-powers*
If I remember correctly, Luke uses tutaminis for about half a second before Sidious overpowers him.
@@beskamir5977 is that still canon? if so luke only knew basic level anyway so he couldnt keep it up against lightning without specialized application
@@GokuInfintysaiyan Rey didn't know the basics, but wins every single MAN in the Galaxy. Papls should have change his gender, maybe that could save him...
Wouldn’t healing be considered “unnatural” making it a dark side ability?
So moving things with your mind is. . . Natural?
@@mralabbad7 yes
@@FlintandStone1 i'd say mind control is much more dark side sounding than force healing😂
Pretty much
No, the body naturally heals unless brought to the point of death where major organ failure can not receive intervention.
"They cannot use the Force to will themselves to be better"
*The Child has entered the chat*
Finally someone who says the child instead of baby yoda
@@iambane7845 The Cowards refuse to embrace his true title
Childe am i
Didn’t Cade skywalker have some healing power back in day
@@jamesteller7791 That he did.... very powerful healing at that
Rey: im gonna kill you!
Palpetine: c'mon!
Rey: No.
I am Not Evil
You Are
@@emperor_palpatine427 In My Point Of View The Jedi Are Evil
@@general_skywalker7732 Well then you are lost
I feel bad for Daisy's BF if this what she does in real life
Why would Palps have told Rey that if she killed him, then she would be possessed by him, if he didn't tell Rey then Rey would have killed Palpatine and Palpatine would possess her and win, like he wanted. Rey wouldn't have known that killing Palpatine would make her lose, so he shouldn't have told her.
“Don’t tell me your plan, if that’s how it works I’m not gonna do it” literally every single movie with a villain, they give away their final plan and then wonder how they could have lost.
Watchmen doesn't do that =)
@@momergil well they tell their plan, but then go on to say they already did it.
@@momergil Ozymandias does it except he is not stupid enough to give them a chance lol
Thanos: Am I a joke to you?
Well there are exceptions. Goldfinger for example never told Bond his plan deliberately. Bond had to sneak in on Goldfinger's meeting with the mob bosses. All he tells Bond is there isn't a heist involved. It is from that Bond realizes he plans to irradiate the gold and drive the value of his gold supply. Another Bond example is Drax from Moonraker. He notably doesn't tell Bond the plan when he puts him in the death trap and Bond once again has to sneak around to find him explaining the plan to the other villains. Another good example is G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra. Macullen tells Duke only what his current step of his plan is (launch three ICBMs with Nanomachine warheads at Washington DC, Moscow and Beijing) but doesn't the one detail about his plan that would have avoided the events of the sequel (One of his minons will kidnap the president and replace him with Zartan). Star Wars actually has two examples where the villain revealing the plan is not something that would screw them over. In Episode II Count Dooku telling Obi-Wan there is a Sith Lord in the Senate had three possible outcomes. A. The Jedi dismiss it as a lie and don't follow up on it allowing Dooku and Palpatine to continue their plan unhindered. B. The Jedi do follow up on it and this furthers the divide the Jedi and the Senate making it more plausible that the Jedi would attempt to overthrow the Chancellor. or C. The Jedi's investigation reveal Palpatine is a Sith Lord, they gather evidence of this, present it to the Senate, and enact Order 65 removing him from power, but Dooku being a Sith Lord would benefit from it all because now he is the new master as per the Rule of Two and can enact his own to rule the galaxy. The other is Episode VI. Palpatine wanted Luke to kill him so him gloating about his plan while killing Palpy is the only thing he could do about it is not a bad idea.
People shat on the prequels for about a decade.
Then the sequel trilogy came out, HOLY SHIT THE PREQUELS ARE GOOD.
Me an intellectual: i loved the prequels since birth.
I skip through some scenes, but other than that I think they are very fun films to watch. Nostalgia helps as well.
@@CrossBreedTacoHD which films you talking about
@@CptOriginal
The prequels.
The Sequels being bad doesn't make the prequels better, that's not how it works. They're both really bad. End of.
The first two were decent. The third one sucked. If Palpatine had killed the Younglings, and Padme had lived, it would have been okay.
Palpatine: "join me and take your rightful place by my side!"
Luke: "never"
Palpatine: "did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth plagues the wise?"
Luke: "shit that's all you had to say!"
Vader: "that's my boy! :D"
#TheRiseofSkywalker #Rey #Palpatine spoof - th-cam.com/video/7WmL3gWjpn8/w-d-xo.html
Palpatine: "Good, Luke, Good! Umm... Kill him"
Vader: "What?"
Palpatine: "The rule of two is still a thing"
Vader: "It's treason, then. (YEETS PALPY)"
George Lucas: "Jedi can't use the force to heal themselves..."
Every Star Wars Game Ever: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!!!!
There a lot of stuff in the games that never appears in the movies or shows though.
@@danieljensen2626 but healing actually does in first movie there is ;p still not on this scae though
Well medicine Jedi with force healing ability does exist un star Wars universe
They fucked up and showed it out of nowhere. I myself didn't know it existed, but yes, it doed
Disagree. Force Unleashed (at least number one) you went around and basically found “nanomachines, son.”
@@samuellanghus1455 The "Every Star Wars Game Ever" is clearly a hyperbole
I love how you captured George Lucas’ done and bored look. Also that’s a pretty good sheev impression.
Pug Lord So true!!!
Don't call him Sheev
1983 audience when Palpatine is thrown down the reactor shaft:
We won’t be seeing him again...
Disney: Are you sure about that?
@@arshiaaghaei Ain't no way little man coming back after being shafted by a 6 foot 4 angry cyborg.
That’s called foreshadowing
I can confirm that. I saw it three times in 1983 and never once thought the Emperor survived.
And the second Death Star was also blown up shortly afterwards.
Vader should've thrown Luke his saber so he could deflect the lightning and disintegrate palpatine or something
Or Vader could just impale him with his lightsaber
@@mobslayer211 vader's lightsaber got fucked down with his right hand
@@fersho450 he could have picked luke's one tbh
@@darthpepo1 i think that the desesperation of him don't wanting Luke dead Made him just grab Palpatine and throw him
@InSanctvs Mace Reflected them because he had experience doing that
"Besides, that would be the easiest death ever for someone who was built up to be as powerful as me."
*Stares into camera*
I think they were looking at Disney, Kathleen Kennedy, and Rian Johnson.
Dedric Silva Thank you for not mentioning JJ, because JJ is actually a great director but was left nothing after TLJ
@@SlashoftheGreatnessOfficial Exactly, JJ gets put in the same place as Kennedy and Rian because he works with them. If JJ was the main director instead of Kathleen Kennedy, this trilogy would be way better.
Jaded Universe
LMFAO i read that as soon as it was playing
@@yonder8287 but, JJ made episode 9.
I'm quarantined basically so this is gonna be fun
Italiano?
I want to leave a like on this, but it's at 69 likes at the time I'm writing this, and I don't want to mess it up.
@@beefiestsurprise269 I would of liked that to
@@rikypani1812 no kentuckian
@@purpledefault4423 you would have certainly liked to
Seriously tho, the Voldemort reference is spot on. The final Duel on Exegol felt exactly like the last battle in Deathly Hallows pt 2
Lucas: "Okay Ian, just less Voldemort and more Emperor of the galaxy!"
Palpatine: "Are you threatening me Master Lucas?"
Lucas: "My trilogy will decide your fate!"
JJ Abrams: "Not yet!"
Palpatine: "It's treason then!"
you forgot
Palpatine: I am the trilogy!
The Extreme One yeh
Hey Rick
“Jedi can’t use they’re powers to heal themselves, that’s stupid.”
*Baby Yoda has left the chat*
Baby Yoda didn't heal himself, only others.
Yes but he still used healing powers.
@@BrickArmyProductions At least it was a minor point and not used and abused over and over again to save a plot that kept falling into pits and had to dig itself out each time.
Yes, but the blow stil lands
Baby Yoda is still Yoda's race. A race we know almost nothing about. A minor tweaks on lore and his power will make sense. And without the need of a Visual Guide to compensate any script incompetence.
"I shouldn't .. but I'd certainly like to." .. "Why does that sound so familiar?"
Vader's reaction lmao!
Right? Lololololol!!!!!
Where?
@@avelus5984 Episode 3.
@@avelus5984 oh, his reaction? Well, the way he reacted right after Palpatine asked that question, lol.
Emperor: “I’ll see you in 35 years”
Actually more like 16 years because the prequels.
He meant historically
I think most people prefer it when someone they kill stays dead. *I definitely do*
@@nopity3057 then you must have hated when maul came back in the clone wars show
@@jounamo6035 A fair bit, yes.
@@nopity3057 I still scratch my head at that one...
*_WHY IS THIS GEORGE LUCAS FROM THE FUTURE?_*
He has a force diad with JK Rowling
#Episode9Logic
Rey: I’ll kill the emperor
Palps: lol kill me then
Rey: Ok then no
Palps: AHAAHAHA!
Rey: *kills him anyway*
Best part is how George pronounces "saga"
Matt Bessette sEayGaH
Sæga
@The Ringmaster Of The Underworld aw hell naw!
@The Ringmaster Of The Underworld I was joking 😐
I kinda is
That monologue from “Lucas” was hilarious.
Although I don’t think Force Healing is completely stupid, I do think Legends did it way better than Canon has.
Whats stupid about it is how rey could do it without training because she is a mary sue. If a Jedi trains for years to be able to perform it fair enough but otherwise no.
spood much of what Rey does is Mary-Sue but she had 1 or 3 years of training between 8 and 9 under Leia, who was a Knight in all but title, with the books.
There’s a mountain of trash to say about Rey, but I don’t really see that as some
@@Jessie_Helms yoda trained for centuries and couldnt force heal. How does princess leia teach rey how to force heal in 3 years?
@@simos6jipros154 because every jedi seems to have different abilities in the force. And uses differnet powers. Force healing really isn't one of the main problems with the movie. I actually think it's done alright as it takes some of the persons life force to do it
@@felixrobinson5583 fine, if you put it that way, it makes some sense. But it doesnt take away from the fact that this movie should be burned alonside the holiday special, and that is saying something
Almost thought Vader was gonna say “what are you doing in my swamp?”
Luke: "I shouldn't, but I would certainly love to."
Palpatine: "Why does that sound so familiar?"
Vader's facial expressions: "Oh sh--."
That part had me choking from laughter.
What facial expressions? He has a mask, we cannot see his face?
I don't get it.
@@avelus5984 Anakin's lines from Episode III.
I shouldn't, it's not the Jedi way and
I would certainly love to.
I think
@@salmanmahyuddin8384
Thank you!
And now vader is having PTSD, and luke is trying to figure out what he did wrong.
Luke: Don't tell me your plan, that's ridiculous
Palpatine: What if I told you my plan right as I'm about to go to bed, and creepily point at your unborn children?
Luke: What?
Palpatine: Just spitballing here
The emporer: Join the dark side
Luke: ok
DIRECTED BY GEORGE LUCAS
If Sidious’ sith spirit goes into whoever kills him, shouldn’t Vader dying after killing him end the cycle?
CyndiMi that’s the whole point. That’s how Disney Fucked up
@@FHW199 they messed up so badly by bringing palpatine back and trashing Anakin's character arc of fulfilling his destiny as the Chosen One
@@ThatsABitPersonal He did bring balance to the force, tho. Almost no Sith left, almost no Jedi left...
Halbam well the whole point of killing sidious is that Anakin ended the greatest evil once and for all and brought balance. Bringing him back kinda just means it was all for nothing... its just bad writing, my dude
Logic does not apply to SJW Disney.
Luke: You're Evil Palpatine
Vader: Is he though?
From a certain point of view...
Clare Wellborn Vader’s line there is what my brother would say!!! 😂
That’s my brothers response to almost anything!!!😂😂😂
To paraphrase Tzeentch,
"What _is_ evil really?"
Ladies, and Gentlemen: LET'S GET THIS TRENDING!
HISHE: exist
Star Wars Theory: I will ruin this man's career.
HISHE: I don't think so.
I mean, it is a coincidence how both of these people have the same animating style and shit
But different art styles.
Oh I don't think so ✨
What if vader didnt protect the emperor from luke striking him with his lightsaber in return of the jedi
Did he know he was actually protecting his son instead??
By engaging Luke in a lightsaber fight he protected the emperor! By deciding to fight someone out of concern for someone else who could scarcely defend himself, *he went back into the light.*
Anthony Khalil he didn’t know he was protecting him
Even if Vader didn't intervene, Sidious would not just sit there and let Luke kill him. He had the power to defend himself but knew that Vader would do it. He just wanted Luke to make the attempt and tap into the dark side.
"uhm... The emperor is dead now. That was easy. What now, son?"
"I didn't expect it to be so uncomplicated... Don't know"
"Mh"
"You know, what if you maybe just stopped the attack on the rebels?"
"Yeah, yeah.. that's a good idea I guess"
0:56
Luke: I-I shouldn't, but I'd certainly like to
Darth Sidious: why does that sound so familiar?
Darth Vader *PTSD intensifies*
Obi wan when he said "your new empire?!" Really hit me like a truck
Luke:”I shouldn’t”
Palpatine:”why does that sound so familiar”
Vader: “oop”
😂😂😂
Realistically, George wouldn’t give them ANY direction. He’d just change the performance in post.
_If you want you can say the line and then turn. So you say the line and then turn away._
The "faster, more intensity" reference is a direct line that George would use when directing the OT. Mark Hamill's words, not mine.
“Less Voldemort, more Emperor of the galaxy.”
Disney: ...
That “Faster and more intense” joke is one of the most clever and niche jokes I’ve seen in a Star Wars parody.
Not really
"Who are you, Voldemort" 😂😂
"YOUR NEW EMPIRE?!"
Anikan, my allegience is to the republic, to democracy!!!!
@@purpledefault4423 if you are not with me you are my enemy
@@bamma4 only a sith deals an absolute
@@purpledefault4423 dont make me kill you
@@bamma4 I will do what I must
“It’s not possible for a Jedi to heal them selves” Disney’s plans: allow us to introduce ourselves.
Expanded Universe: Allow us to introduce ourselves
C. Moore lol
@@CV-Moore
Expanded Universe: Allow us to introduce ourse-
Disney: *Makes EU non canon*
Disney’s plans: allow US to introduce ourselves.
@@MazzaAzi Seriously, though.
"plans"?
Lucas: the saga is mine and no one will ruin it because it's mine..
Disney: hold my beer
**Mickey Mouse Laughing Intensifies**
I will do anything to save star wars even if i will be near the lava without legs and have only one arm left.
It not like George Lucas was any better.
@@johnathanholmes1297 In the name of the Republic *activate lightsaber* you are under arrest !!!
@@fastest159 Are you threatening me, young Master Jedi?
“There are gonna be 9 more films and destroy the entire film.” Amen, brother.
Andrew Capone I think he meant 7 more films 2 and 3 of the prequel series were decent 1 2 and 3 of the original saga were awesome. The sequels especially 2 and 3 in that series is absolutely shit episode one of the prequel series wouldn’t have been that bad if one character didn’t exist, Jar-Jar Binks is worse then all of the sequels combined.
@@beybladerkid5489 Darth Maul balances it back out haha.
Nufc benArfa true, true.
@@beybladerkid5489 Jar Jar is better than all new characters.
@@beybladerkid5489 The 9 more films thing is actually correct. You have the prequels, the sequels, Rogue One, Solo and The Clone Wars film which was released in theaters.
The "faster and more intense" reference is actually amazing. (Most of you guys know this but if u didnt, George would always say to the actors to make the scene "faster and more intense")
That is better than the whole "sequel" -trilogy.
You mean the trashquels
Bernie Fan shut the fuck up
@Bernie Fan You think teared is a word what are you doing here?
Sequels were ass, the first movie of ray was basically episode 4 all over again, the whole climatic ending in episode 6 of Anakin fulfilling his destiny was completely ended when palpating survives. Nothing original, plot was the same and followed the same sequence as the originals
@Jeeses99 people said the same thing about the prequels 12 years ago.
"I shouldn't. But I'd certainly like to." His voice takes on an appropriately Hayden Christensen quality right thar.
Star Wars: Rise of The Jedi
ThatWrestlingHound imagine episode 9 could of been called that Rey could have got all the unknown Jedi across the known galaxy united as one to bring down the first order!
Written and directed by JJ Lucas
@@frankgonzalez966 Yeah but then we have Return of the Jedi, The Last Jedi and Rise of the Jedi.
@@kairo2264 Or G.G. Abrams.
George : "You can't use the force to heal yourself or others, that would be ridiculous"
Also George : "Did you ever hear of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?"
That was different Plagueis didn't master force healing.
@@emberfist8347 umm yes he did thats palps who didnt unless there a comic or book that explains that if so plz point me in that direction
@@cryoblaster8371 There is literally a novel called Darth Plagueis.
Also that ability to keep people from dying was said by sidious that only one person ever learned it and it was the entire reason anakin betrayed the Jedi order so he could learn it. But apparently in the future that’s like Jedi force 101
@@groobells There is a difference between healing injuries and stopping death itself. Force Healing can't prevent a stroke, it can't reattach limbs, it can't regrow bones.
Palpatine: “That would be a stupid death for someone as powerful as me!”
Snoke: “Am I a joke to you?”
Yes, yes you are a joke
That was the point
I know I’m not that stupid. I was just channeling snokes thoughts because it’s funny.
Yes, you were always a joke
well he is mire powerful than snoke
1:47 I love how they pause a moment to look at the camera like "yah Ryan, that was a pretty shitty way to kill Snoke."
"There's no way that Jedi can heal themselves, it's not possible..."
And if force users COULD heal themselves, why wouldn't Vader do so?
Vader isn't a jedi tho, and in 9 noone healed themselves.
Todd Kurzbard nobody ever healed the self in the movies-and she learned it from the texts that nobody before Luke has. So.....
@@stanleylee3329 Yeah but it still doesn't make sense for the Jedi to not know that Force healing exists. They should've known about it since they were JEDI! I mean it's like saying that Buddhists forgot a lesson or two by the Buddha himself when in reality, his words and teachings were written down and kept in temples so people wouldn't forget him.
Hellstone But if one of his THOUSANDS of words and teachings were written down and said book was lost during say, a 5000 year war-it wouldn’t be remembered. And that’s IF it was ever a mainstream teaching. If it wasn’t, it’d make no sense for the Jedi to know about the ability. For example, lightning wasn’t discovered till Episode 6. Luke used choke, so no moves back then were Jedi specific. Nobody questioned why Luke didn’t use lightning on Vader. Or why Vader didn’t just choke Palpatine when he killed himself in the process. And yet.
@@stanleylee3329 Only Sith can use lightning. You must practice the dark side of the Force to use lightning. Luke couldn't have used lightning because he never gave in to the dark side. If you're getting this from the comics or the expanded universe, remember that George Lucas never intended for the books and comics to be canon. Star Wars is a great series but it's not perfect. There are some inconsistencies. Also, everything you said in the first part of your comment is just assumptions and speculations. Just because a 5000 year war was going on doesn't mean the texts would be lost. If that's the case, they would be blown up or shredded in pieces. Forgotten through time. But no. They were specifically on Ach-To which is the home planet of the first Jedi Temple. How did Luke knew of the existence of the temple? How did he find it? I'm guessing someone like Yoda or Obi-Wan told him which means they knew the existence of the ancient texts. Maybe they were left there so they wouldn't be destroyed. Ach-To is one of the most unexpected planets to search for Jedi or the text since it is a planet of small islands and a massive amount of water.
As someone called Luke, I got that “look” joke on another level
I love it how I say “hey,what r u doing to my son” *casually throws him down reactor shaft*
"why does this sound so familiar?"
*me laughing my ass off*
I love a good prequel meme
Palpatine: “good Anakin, good! Kill him...kill him now.”
Anakin: *Incoherent muttering* “I...I shouldn’t.”
Palpatine: *”Dewit.”*
Anakin: “Oh, okay.”
Grandmaster Yoda MeatCanyon
Palpatine: "Wow I didn't expected you to kill him that easily.. I mean you have been a jedi for almost your entire life so I thought you would show some restrain."
o k
Master Yoda I am more powerful than you
@@max4490 And I than you.
Next Episode:
The Clones turn on Obi wan while him and Grievous are fighting, so maybe they have to team up since they are now after them both?
but Grievous backstabs Obi, laughs and gets shot himself...
SansyPants 45 reminds me of the clone wars episode arc where obi was disguised as a criminal
Hello there
@@sociallyawkard5675 General Kenobi...
@@matthiuskoenig3378 Why does that sound *so* in character?
The george lucas impression is so perfect i wanna cry
Why is he old in 1983?
When he said sag-a I died of laughter
@@Сайтамен he’s from the future. That’s why he talks about Voldemort and the sequels
My favorite part is obi wan showing up to say “Your new empire!”
love how vader is falling asleep while george is talking 😂
Particle I just noticed that. Hilarious
I would like but likes are at 69
Cosicjjj ddd respect
“I shouldn’t but I’d certainly like to” * Vader breathes quicker than usual*
Luke: You're evil! By killing you, I'm doing it for peace, justice, and security against the empire.
Prequel Obi-wan: Your new empire?
Everyone looks at prequel Obi-wan, Prequel Obi-wan vanishes.
Except me, I looked at the "you're"…
Your new empire?*
@@eded2777 yep, that did happen in the video we watched
@@Zombiezdayo Mistake. Thanks. My bad. Not in a Dark Side way ;-)
ok? we saw it
Hilarious and sad at the same time.
Vader’s reaction after “Why does that sound so familiar?”... I lost it!
Great production!
This is hands down the best emperor impersonation I’ve ever heard. I’ve never heard someone sound 100% like the real deal
Palpatine:"Why does that sound so familiar?"
Vader:"Oh shit"
This should DEFINITELY be on Adult Swim. That's how funny this is😃
Yes PLEASE
i was waiting for anikan to kiss luke out of nowhere because Disney logic
**not the first time luke's kissed a family member**
"Look at Mark's haircut. Did I sign off on that?"
OMG 💀💀💀💀💀
Palpy NEVER wanted Luke to ACTUALLY kill him! He was TAUNTING him to TRY, since he was so absolutely confident he couldnt lose. Luke would fall to the dark side if he strikes Palpy down IN ANGER. because maybe its justified TODAY, but next time he gets angry, he will justify killing more easily.... that's how it works. It's like the Japanese proverbs where the samurai refused to kill the man he was hired to kill because it became personal, it would have felt good to kill in revenge, it would have been SELFISH, rather than dutiful.
Thank you
Except luke constantly kills people both in the movies and in EU. I guess it's the meaning behind the killing that counts?
@@CrossBreedTacoHD well yes, but I always think of this Japanese proverb about a samurai who was sent to kill a rival... but when he got there, he realized it was the man who killed his own wife, so he sheathed his sword and refused to kill him because he would be killing him as an act of personal revenge that would taint his honor... that's kind of how I look at it.
@@SnakeWasRight Ahh the classic disconnect you see in 'media' (Stuff humans make, like literature, movies, art)
Fine killing the nameless, even though they may not be bad people, but it's morally reprehensible to kill someone you know personally is a horrible person because of notions like honor, justice, revenge, etc. (Or the classic, kill some underlings sure, but that big bad must go to a cushy prison, because that's what he deserves haha)
I understand where you and that Japanese proverb are coming from. I just find it all amusing and almost 'arrogant' to put it bluntly.
Ahh yes Mr. Samurai, you will gladly kill a man who may be a great role model back at home, but god forbid kill the man who killed your wife haha
Talk about a weak and transparent attempt of 'amends' to justify your thoughtless killings.
@@CrossBreedTacoHD I guess you dont get it. It's not the killing, it's using killing for personal or emotional gain. Are you pro stormtrooper? Or just trying to point out the hypocrisy of NOT killing vader and palpy? The whole point is that if he kills for personal reasons, then that leads to the dark side where killing is just a means to an end.
Palpy wanted luke to use his hatred to try and strike him down. Luke never had hatred for the stormtroopers that's just war.
I love it when palps like, “i’M nOT tHaT DuMb” *as he moves lightsaber away* lol
The one thing I've always wondered about in Star Wars since I was a kid: Where are the Nerfs? Somewhere there must be a bunch of them being herded somewhere in that universe and in 11 movies we never saw a single Nerf.
They mainly live on Alderaan. Well they did until A New Hope.
I imagine vader dieing in Luke's arms and thinking, what should I tell my son? Hmm cloning? no. Exogul? no. Wayfinder? nah he'll find all of that out. Just tell your sister you were right.
Palps is straight from a GoT marathon in ep 9: what is dead may never die
George: you can't use the force to heal
Disney: what an idea why didn't I think of that
This is pretty much what I was thinking when I was watching the movie. I was wondering if Rey was going to start hugging Palps and saying “I love you, grandpa!” in order to defeat him. I was wondering, “What is she supposed to do then?”
Palpatine throwing shade at Snoke's death, and that awkward silence 😂 1:39
4:40
"The Techno Union at your disposal, -Count- Emperor."
LOL 😂
Really loved George Lucas cutting in every moment, actually didn't he do that anyways when they was in a middle of a scene filming?
Isn't that what directors do?
@@jeffc4066 yep lol
“Why does that sound so familiar”
Vader-*shrugs*
George Lucas: That's ridiculous!
Disney: Hold my beer!
SHARKVADERS I mean Geroge Lucas did all of these things before the Disney acquisition. There was Force Healing in the Legends and Palpatine transfered his essence to clone bodies in the Dark Empire comics🤷🏻♂️
SHARKVADERS xD
@@mattpourtorab1701 None of those things were done by Lucas. Force healing never revived people, only fully healed minor wounds, sped up the natural healing process and protected wounds, etc.
Also its a big brain move to borrow plot from one of the most controversial comics in SW.
Rogers Roger Rogers Roger 1.“Force healing, Force heal, or Cure was a power that used the Force to accelerate the natural healing process rapidly, and could be used to heal the most fatal of wounds and injuries.” - Woookipedia. We didn’t see it happening but don’t know that it was impossible in Legends. 2.I’m not talking about it being controversial. I’m talking about it actually happening. Geroge Lucas may have not been involved in creating those, but they did happen when George Lucas was in charge of the Lucasfilm.
Luke: "your overconfidence is your weakness..."
Palpatine: "your faith in your friends is yours"
Luke: "ok Boomer"
Palpatine: **dies**
“There’s no way the Jedi can heal themselves it’s not possible”
*The Sequel trilogy will remember that*
That George impression was so freaking perfect. I can't even.