Being a lunch thief is one of the dumbest things you can be. Eat foot prepared by somebody pissed off at the thefts? I recall a thread on alt.revenge, a USENET group back in the days people still used dial up modems. You would not believe the revenge ideas. Stuff like: making a catfood sandwich, or a sandwich with habaneros. Even worse: various chemicals that would change the ingester's urine various colors. or laxatives or emetics. The evilest one was putting broken glass in the sandwich.
I'm also reminded of a pizza-stealing roommate. I always got a large pizza so I'd be able to get several meals out of it and didn't appreciate the roommate helping himself. I put a note asking him not to but to no avail. I left the pizza box in the fridge empty for weeks. Next time I got a pizza, I put it in the old box, and it was safe. When the pizza was gone, I replaced it with the new (empty) box with another nasty note.
My wife was an amazing cook. I am not a bad cook myself, but in no way was I in her class. We had a food thief in one place I worked in, and after I found my lunches had been pinched, I discussed it with my wife. So one day, she made up two lunch boxes for me, one of which had sandwiches made with, Every. Superhot. Ingredient. Used. In. Cooking. The kind of sandwiches you need asbetos gloves to handle. I leave you to conjure up your own thoughts on how that ended for the thief. To this day, the choking redfaced reaction by the thief remains one of my fondest memories.
@@stoopingfalcon891 too funny. I can think of few things more stupid than being a lunch thief. The topic came up in alt.revenge (in the usenet days) and you wouldn't believe the revenge ideas. Various chemicals to change the thieve's urine colors. Laxatives, emetics. Pure capsaicin. Cat food. Most extreme was broken glass.
Second story: what pissed me off the most when Kyle was caught with the HR’s lunch was how he was “I didn’t steal your lunch, I stole OP’s lunch”, like it wouldn’t make a difference whose lunch he stole.
I think the lunch thief got a little too haughty with targeting and stealing OP's food, especially after he found out he struck gold. HR's inactivity kind of emboldened him too, since there was nothing OP could do while providing him "free" lunch. It's hard to explain, but generally speaking, if you did not get caught performing an act the first time (such as stealing, for instance), there is a very high chance you will do it again.
Yeh. My daughter once put a coke in the fridge of her mom's school where she went after her school. Walked in to see another teacher drinking it & said, "Uh, that was my coke!" "Oh, well I didn't know whose it was!" Well, you knew it wasn't yours!
If I were OP dealing with Bob, as soon as I verified the Cease and Desist letter was sent from a fake Law Firm, I'd have sent a copy of it to the State Bar Association and made a Formal Complaint against that 'Law Firm' for Practicing Law without a License... Let Bob deal with Criminal Charges on top of his money problems...
@@asherikamichaela8425 Them deciding that Veterans don't need dental care is not an opinion, it is a crime. Mandating an unapproved 'vaccine' is also a crime, in spite of their claims that one brand is 'fully approved. None are, and that one was just made available to children 12 and up, instead of being fully approved.
@@michaelterrell Oh goody, an antivaxxer. 🤦♀️🙄 I suppose you're an antimasker, too? Covid-denier, Qanoner, Trump supporter, flerf, YEC, anti-environmentalist, etc? Granted, these demographics don't always coincide, but there is a disturbing correlation...
There was a story on Not Always Right about a lunch thief. The OP in that story tended to make a PB&J sandwich for lunch, and one day they ran out and used cashew butter and strawberry jam… the OP went to lunch one day to meet a couple furious HR people demanding to know why they brought that sandwich to work… seems the food thief had a severe allergic reaction to the sandwich (it was unclear to which ingredient) and had just left in an ambulance. The OP ate the untouched second half of the sandwich to prove it was theirs, but the story ended at that point… no word on the ending. There were comments on the HR people being more upset over the OP having brought in food that someone was allergic to than the fact someone had no boundaries and saw nothing wrong with eating other people’s food.
Yeah, if someone stole my food the consequences would be their fault. And I would be towed into HR in three seconds flat since they would assume it was malicious. As if it's my fault that someone else ate my food that contained my meds. It would however hopefully teach the thief a lesson. Oh and what are you supposed to do? Get a list of allergies from everyone in case they steal your food?
@@waffles3629 I mean, with all the people who deliberately spike their food with obscenely hot peppers or laxatives to get back at lunch thieves, I absoltly understand HR assuming that someone was purposly poisoning the lunch thief. (Which legally, spiking your food is. You can absolutely go to jail.)
@@Estarile oh yeah, I'm pretty sure I'd be assumed to be malicious. But it'd be real fun explaining to HR that they're asking for health information. I put my meds in my food to hide the flavor. In my case it is laxatives because I need them to function. Most people's bodies would protest violently. That would be real fun trying to prove. Though if I got fired I'd definitely have a lawsuit.
@@Estarile laxatives are not illegal, you can always claim to be constipated. And I know people who like superspicy foods. And I can put whatever I like in MY food.
@@peterbergvall7752 Surely, just buying a lockbox for your lunch is simpler and more reliable (and far less risky legally or employment wise). It says something nasty about you that you are so desperate to poison someone else.
@@_Woo OP didn't think it was a dedicated theif until his lunch started routinely going missing. His was previously like "Ya, it sucks, but sometimes people grab the wrong lunch.".
@@Estarile It's the fact that he just assumed that all those multiple workers who were complaining and filing complaints were too dumb to figure out that their food was being stolen. If OP wouldn't take their story seriously after they took the exact same steps as he did, why on earth would he expect HR to treat him any differently. OP didn't believe people until his food was stolen. HR didn't believe people until his food was stolen. They are basically the same person.
@@_Woo It's not so much that they didn't believe people, but more that they were apathetic about it (people were blowing it out of proportion, not their problem, and so on) until it affected them directly. But yeah, totally laughable for him to suddenly expect HR to give him special treatment. I have no sympathy for either OP or HR, but glad the thief got caught.
One place I worked at had a lunch thief. They stole from me twice and always when I brought in pizza pockets. So I bring in pizza pockets a third time but these ones were special. I had defrosted them and injected in the spiciest hot pepper sauce i could find online mixed with some laxative. The thief spent most of the first half of their shift in the bathroom. I also told a few people that I know are big gossipers that next time my lunch gets stolen, the thief will not get off so easy as just eating some spicy food as there are a lot of other NASTIER things I could put in some food (said with the most evil grin possible). I never had an issue with anyone taking my lunch again.
We had a lunch thief at work for a while. General Manager asked me if I might know who it was. I merely said that Person A seems like she may be going through a rough time and not have much money for food, but it was only a suspicion (I genuinely felt sorry for her, but stealing is still stealing). GM may or may not have installed CCTV in the lunch room after that. When "Having a Rough Time" girl left, so did the thieving stop. All she had to do was maybe get some extra help from others, or approach HR about her issues. They helped me out once, and everyone would have pitched in and brought extra for her a few times a week. But stealing is stealing.
@@Kayenne54 also you can make it on bologna sandwiches a little over a bucks for the bread and the same for the bologna and another 2 for cheap cheese, I’ve done this when my wages were garnished from school loans, I even dumpster dived pizza at the close of shift but I never stole someone’s lunch. People just decide for you that they deserve your property and I dislike the at immensely
@@cristianrivas4606 Spicy (Carolina Reapers) Chocolate (Laxative) Brownies*... They Burn going in and REALLY burn gushing out... * Marijuana optional if you're Company has Random Drug Tests... Yes! I AM a Sadistically Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil Bugger**... What's your point? ** Don't call me a Bastard, my Parent were Married when I was born!
Story #1: I think you should have taken the Cease and Desist letter to the State Bar Association, explaining that you could not find any information about this attorney or their practice and allow them to open an investigation into "someone" fraudulently claiming to be an attorney. They could have really laid the hammer down if they were able to directly link it all to him. Not just close the business, but possible jail time, seizing other assets, etc. You don't pretend to be a cop and you don't pretend to be a lawyer either.
I would have got the statements in writing, and when HR complained, would have immediately gone to their manager over the fact. It just meant they were refusing to do anything about a massive issue.
Bring in two lunches - a proper lunch that you squirrel away that shouldn’t perish in your lunch bag and one containing anything you can lay your hands on - soil, grass, leaves, dog 💩 - and watch the thief’s reaction - or you could put laxatives in them - if you live in a place that insists on you taking sandwiches of inferior quality - sandwich spread, paste and so on - and the decision maker that should be you but, for some reason, isn’t, has never heard of anything more lavish than stuff that comes in a jar or believes that a sandwich contains only one filling beyond the butter - never heard of peanut butter and jam in one sandwich and refuses to allow you to have whatever fillings you want - it’s their way in your house - bring in those lousy sandwiches - I bet the thief won’t touch those - or, if he does, it would not matter - if you aren’t allowed a quality lunch, you’re not missing anything - just hope a quality evening meal is waiting for you! A simple solution is to either have a canteen or get one of those mobile office catering firms to come over and - assuming that you are either not given dinner money or given an amount that the household decision maker considers reasonable (which it’s not) - plunder petty cash and give the workforce a sensible amount of money to get food from there and deduct it from wages - although the household decision maker counts your wages on pay day and will more than likely demand to know why the money is short each week!
Lunch Stealing is a Fireable Offense where I work. And we have Cameras in the Lunch Room. I've personally had 3 instances where someone reported their Lunch Stolen, where I've found the A-Hole with the cameras. 2 Were Temp Agency folks, So their Agency was just informed they weren't welcome back. 3rd was a regular Employee who I think was gone for almost 4 Months before he was able to Beg the Owners for his job Back.
@@toadman506 I wouldn't have given his job back. People need to face consequences for bad decisions and in this case just being a selfish shit bag. Also, if he steals lunches, the real question is what else he steals when nobody is looking.
Yeah funny how they give no fks till it is there's. I used to have a lunch thief where i worked. I was only one they did not steal from because The place i worked no one would come up and let me go have a lunch break so i never bothered to bring lunches.
Normal human behaviour. Doesn't affect me, who cares vs. affects me, now there's hell to pay. OP was the same, only started caring after his own lunches started disappearing a lot.
Third story: Jerry did nothing, what happened was pure karma for their attitudes. Jerry deserved a better job for his good personality and good work while jerk and son were just killing his employe and client bases with their jerkness.
This is not the first story I've heard about lunch thieves. They never seem to think that the person they stole the lunch from could have food allergies. And they couldn't go elsewhere to get a replacement lunch. Or they had type 1 diabetes, and had to eat on a schedule. Their wants came first, you can starve for all they cared. Also, some of them made more than the person they stole from.
its good that he didn't take the money. remember all the people who messaged OP saying that the travel site designed was being used to steal peoples money, OP ruining that guys scamwas the best thing to do rather than take his money and let the scammer use that website to steal more than what he lost by paying back OP.
I love these stories. I especially loved the last one. Revenge is satisfying but there is something much more satisfying when you are not planning revenge but getting it anyway
I’ve put management in their place once or twice so I’d happily throw what they told me right back at them, especially when they’re attempting a clear double standard
@Francisco Javier Mendez Rincon not really, if they knew who it was they wouldn't have been surprised to discover them. They just didn't care to go through the hassle of adding CCTV monitoring the fridge.
I worked years as a developer - all software to test got an expiration date and a "delete yourself" command after that date. Enough time to test, but a big motivation to pay in time.
@@brag0001 The point is that HR said they weren't responsible for lunches being stolen because they were personal property, so if they aren't responsible and weren't going to do anything about it with the first lunch thief they need to bite that bullet instead of acting like OP was a terrible person. Especially since he didn't actually even remove it from the fridge, eat it, or make it otherwise inedible.
@@EdieDawnJay And how would that absolve you? Is it really that hard to understand that the specific HR person could still sue you? The company not being responsible for it doesn't equal it being legal to steal. OP technically still stole the food of that HR person and thus the HR person could have sued OP for that. Him not doing so essentially was him being reasonable considering the circumstances. The company isn't the police. So they not being responsible is technically correct. That doesn't absolve the thieve at all. It only means that you need to pursue it as a civil matter. Which technically the HR person could have done when he caught OP.
@@jorceshaman That's because you live in a less civilized country. Where I live it would cost me nothing, provided I win my case. And honestly: that wasn't even the point of my post. Apparently you have a really hard time understanding the difference between: "something is someone's responsibility to enforce" and "something is legal/illegal". Fun fact: when you are parking your car in the middle of a highway, it's also not HRs responsibility to enforce you not doing it. Yet you will still be fined if police catches you doing it ... The difference is really not that difficult to understand ...
We had a lunch thief. After a while one person got ticked. They brought a different soup each day one week and each one was spiked with a bottle of Mirolax, it is over the counter and if going in for a colonoscopy, the doctor will ask you to mix a bottle with something like Gatorade the day before to clean you out. Plus it's tasteless. The person always ate later and would discreetly toss his soup. On Thursday the perp took it. After about an hour, he kept having to run to the bathroom( anyone that has had a colonoscopy knows why.) The guy who prepped the soup told everyone and all knew who was stealing lunches. Both got in trouble, but the lunch thief lost any contact because no one would talk with, or help him with anything. He found a new job 3 months later.
I don't get why this guy got in trouble. Like if it gets to the point people have to plot like this HR is majorly fucking up and needs to be restructured.
I don’t get why the lunch owner got in trouble. If he puts his meds in his food that’s HIS business. If someone steals his lunch that’s on THEM. oh I could have caused a medical issue in the thief?? Oh well then how about next time….HE DOESN’T STEAL MY LUNCH? I’m a woman. I’d have put my estrogen pills in my meal instead. If that would be possible lol.
@@michaelterrell Any REASONABLE person would say that booby trapping your own food should be causing zero issues because zero people should be taking it without permission.
"Then the pandemic hit," and I can't even fathom why someone wants to stole other's lunch at this time, especially when it's homemade. Who knows whether it's contaminated or not.
@Nin Jer the facts that 1% would be about 78 million people worldwide? -.- PS And then there's the QoL of that "survival". Hope you get the long-lasting sequelae.
These stories bring to mind a saying I live by, "Be careful of who you mess with, you never know what they're capable of." Personally I replace 'mess' with a more salty word that begins with F.
In a way, I'm glad OP was shafted in that first story. They helped bring to light a huge scam that had gone on for who knows how long. It almost feels like reading the plot to a _Leverage_ episode. 😁
Jerry sounds like someone who went through what I have heard My Daddy had to endure. My Daddy started his own business at a building that he helped build when he was young. Now it has been 60 years since he opened his business. He was young and sleeping in the back room to make but he made it! Now my much older brothers (Im the baby of the family) work for him and Daddy still runs the place and works full time at 87. He has seen many competitors come and go over the years but his little shop still keeps on going. He could have expanded and made other locations but always wanted to keep it small and personal. His hard work has made his the success he is and is highly respected in his field and in the community.
In the first story, it's obvious that "Bob" is an outright crook and should have been arrested, convicted, assets sold to make possible full restitution, lost all of his assets, fined, and jailed with no bail, no early release for "good behavior".
When I was in elementary school, a girl kept stealing my recess snack. (Strawberry fruit rolls) one day my Mom added a dash of cayenne pepper..... the girl never stole nor ate another fruit roll again.
How exactly was HR aware of OP’s “hijinks in the kitchen” but somehow never able to figure out who the thief was till OP did something? Sounds like they knew all along, but didn’t want to deal with it till it DIRECTLY affected them.
I like the lunch revenge, clever and effective. I’d personally have gone for the more petty options - ghost-pepper stew, spoilt roast chicken, or laxative double-chocolate brownies, or a sand-wich (w/ real sand) - they may have worked, but may have escalated things in strange ways.
I worked at a plant and the shift lead guy was stealing out of people's lunches and when he finally hit my stash i had my special hot sauce made with chili petines. They are a pea size pepper that can put a man to his knees if he isn't accustomed to something that is slightly hotter than a ghost pepper. He took a bite with a bunch on it and he then just sat there. He didn't move, speak or anything. Couple minutes go by and he jumps up and B-lines it out and to the direct of the restroom. He tried to get me in trouble..... Ya, that didn't work out well for him either. Lol
The web developer’s story at the beginning was impressive revenge that I enjoyed hearing about & don’t even disagree with them having taken revenge. However, it’s another tale where I keep asking why they didn’t take the matter to a civil court & carry out their retribution. If they’d timed it right, the damage could’ve been done (or sufficiently far enough that the criminal client was inevitably going to lose it all) & OP would’ve been paid, as would the second developer they’d hired on for the project.
@@dragonkinfolk because everything he said about page rank was just nonsense. Page rank never worked like that and specifically Google's success is rooted in not using a trust model to rank sites, but using relevance. The way he told the story is how someone who doesn't have the slightest idea of how SEO works might imagine it. I still remember the days of prior to Google, using altavista, morpheus meta search and other such tools to find things on the internet. Even back then search didn't work that way. Add to this that apparently he thought that his sites page rank did put that crook out of business, but defrauding all his clients didn't? And that he couldn't sue when he wasn't paid? Also php versions didn't become a concern until much much later than the early days of Google. Almost any verifiable detail in this story is just bullshit or not fitting with the rest of the story. Too many red flags in this story...
You just need to put a clause in saying they own nothing until the job is paid for, but a bit of hidden code to disable the site, or reset the password wouldn't go astray either.
That last story reminds me of my old manager when I quit my previous job. She said I'd never find work anywhere. Been at my new job for 3-4 years now and am much happier not getting pulled into meetings to discuss my lateness of less than 1 minute after the end of each mandatory break time. Like seriously no one likes a Karen manager and that contractor Jerk in the story deserves to be out of a business.
14:00 I think we can all agree that no one likes a lunch thief but the thing that pisses me off the most about this story is the sheer hypocrisy from HR, they pretended it wasn't a problem unless it was her problem, seriously screw that HR rep
Last story... the only way Jerk and son could stay in business was while they had a monopoly... as soon as another started up, likely all the work went to him as he was likely more respectful to everyone.
Story #2 I've been in that situation of having my lunch stolen every day so I went nuclear revenge. I made a batch of chocolate Ex-Lax chip cookies and put them in my bag with my lunch and sure enough come lunch break my bag was gone. Next day word was going around the factory that the janitor was in the hospital with a severe case of diarrhea. He was back to work within the week and he never stole anyone's lunches again.
The lunch thief... My Dad had the same problem. His lunchs were coming up missing. He thought he knew who it was,because my Mom would wrap his sandwiches in a different way than most. Dad and Mom came up with a idea. After putting up with having Dad's lunch missing every day for a week. On Monday morning Mom sent Dad to work with 2 lunches. One he kept in his car and the other he treated like his usual lunch. Only that sandwich was made with DOG FOOD! As the guys sat and ate their lunches Dad waited until everyone was almost done...then anoused what He had done to the guy sitting next to him. All the guys laugh...all but one! He ran to the bathroom and loss his lunch!!!! Yes,it was the guy Dad thought it was,stealing his lunch!
people remember... if your work deals with...digital data... watermark, install back doors , self wipe protocols (basically like a deadman switch if you don't provide the key every < user based time interval> the program will scrub everything) etc... and always take payment, a deposit before... if you choose after make sure it clears before you send/give them the orginal since people have been known to "send the payment" and it bounces a few days later which usually ends with a negative or subtracted balance on your end
I would use anti diarrhea medicine. Let the thief end up with a painful, bloody stool. My diabetes and other medication causes digestive problems, so I have to keep it handy. So what if it is pulverized and put into my food to hide the taste?
Employers need to take lunch thefts seriously. If an employee is stealing from their coworkers , they are most certainly also stealing from the company. And even if not. Theft is theft.
Second story: There's this product called "Pure Cap" which is basically 100% capsaicin oil (the stuff that makes hot peppers hot) and has a Scoville rating of *_500,000 per drop_* but no flavor, making it ideal for "spicing up" food without affecting its taste. Putting enough of this, usually only a few drops, on ANY food can make it basically inedible to nearly anyone who is not a total firemouth (i.e. pepperhead). Amazon sells it in 2-oz. bottles for about thirty bucks, but a little goes a VERY long way. I would luv to have seen "Kyle's" face as he took a bite of an otherwise regular but heavily-laced baloney sandwich, only to have the top of his head almost literally _blown off_ by the unbelievable fire in his mouth after a few chews! I actually helped my brother do this when he worked in a call center that had a break room with a refrigerator/freezer and a small sink. He didn't take his own lunch often (usually leftovers from the previous night's dinner), maybe three or four times a month, but every time he did it would get stolen. He'd told his supervisor and HR about this every time, but they said they couldn't do anything without proof. So I hatched a plan. One night I made a roast beef dinner with potatoes and carrots cooked all day in a crock pot with onion soup mix on top (believe me, it was fork-tender and delicious), and a salad on the side, and put away a serving of that dinner for him to take to lunch. The next day after he came home and said his lunch had been stolen AGAIN, the next morning I made a really deluxe roast beef sandwich, thickly sliced with lettuce, pickles, mayonnaise, and cheddar on a hoagie roll. I also LOADED the roast with Pure Cap, like four droppers worth, overall around thirty to forty drops, and made sure it had been completely absorbed in the meat before closing the sandwich, so the roast looked really juicy. I even mixed some into the mayonnaise and put some on the bread, because bread tends to downplay the fire. Bro came in about halfway through the Pure Cap application and asked what the hell I was doing. I looked back with an evil grin and said, "Oh, just making a little 'present" (wink) for the lunch thief." He copied my grin instantly, because he was the one who'd told me about the stuff and had used it on a former roommate so he knew what was going to happen. Then he went to continue getting ready for work. I could hear him chuckling the whole time! When he left I also gave him $5 for lunch, because there was a Subway a couple blocks from his job and this was when they still had their five dollar footlong deal going. When he got home that night his grin was even bigger as he told the story of sitting at his desk between calls only a couple hours into his shift when suddenly there's this gawdawful howling from the break room. Everyone who wasn't on a call including the head of HR rushed in to see the sandwich on the table with one bite gone, the half-chewed bite laying next to it, and a guy at the sink desperately trying to wash the capsaicin inferno out of his mouth not knowing that water only makes it worse. The guy was the supervisor of Bro's section, and ostensibly really friendly and reasonable so was well-liked in the office. I guess he thought that would make some sort of difference, because he pointed at Bro and yelled, "HE TRIED TO KILL ME!", then went back to trying to put out his mouth fire. With WATER. HR head picked up the bag which clearly had Bro's name on it in big red letters in his handwriting. She looked at Bro. Bro looked back and shrugged with a completely straight face. So HR head grabbed the guy's arm and dragged him to her office with him streaming tears and snot the whole way. At this point the water had sent the Pure Cap into real overdrive, and the guy had to just stand there and burn while HR head and the center's Manager dressed him down without mercy for fifteen or twenty minutes, finally ending it with his termination for theft. The guy could hardly even speak from the burning and the tears that sandwich caused, and besides he had no defense anyway because he had outed himself for stealing employees' lunches. The company had a zero-tolerance policy about that, especially when higher-ups steal from the people they manage. By this time Bro was on a call when the Manager personally comes over and says that HR head wants to see him when he's free. Bro gives a thumbs-up, handles the call, then goes to HR. Here's how he described the encounter... Bro: You wanted to see me, ma-am? HR head: Yes I do. First, being the aggrieved party, you're not in trouble. Second, _what the HELL did you put in that sandwich!?_ Bro: Actually, my brother made it. (he pulls the bottle of Pure Cap out and sets it on HR head's desk with a smile) HR head: (picks up the bottle and reads the ingredients list, which literally just says "Capsaicin Oil, 500,000 Scoville Units Per Drop" and bursts out laughing, then hands it back) Bro: There was kind of really a lot of that in the meat. And the mayo. And the bread. HR head: (still giggling) You know what? Take your lunch break now, and when you get back we'll talk about making you the section supervisor! So he did. Bro said that was the most emotionally satisfying Subway he'd ever had. He declined the super position though, so they promoted a different person from his section, a really nice lady who had also witnessed the sandwich debacle. The whole office laughed about it for weeks afterward, and every new hire got to hear the story for at least a year, both as entertainment and warning. I smiled about it for a month, and both of us rarely miss a chance to tell people about Pure Cap or its potential applications regarding lunch thievery.
We had a similar situation at work. We were told spiking food with ghost peppers sauce was not acceptable. We told HR they had no right to tell us what to eat. We found one of our lunches partially eaten in the trash. But the theft stopped. This wasn't eating the whole lunch, but taking a big bit out of the sandwich. NOTE: We liked very spicy food; so the food was still edible. Just not what we wanted every day.
Tbh, if a lunch thief kept stealing my lunch, my revenge would be more of petty revenge than anything. I'd simply put ghost peppers in my sandwich and wait for the thief screaming towards the bathroom or something,
That's good moral, but that's not the point of that phrase. The phrase means that even crooks should be vise enough not to mess with profession X ... Whether or not there is any truth to this is another matter. It's not a hypothetical either. Just two days ago we had a similar case in Germany where a crook angered his IT guy and now all his data went to Anonymous and his business went upside down. Google for Atilla Hildmann, if you want to know the details.
First story, as a developer he should have put a timebomb in the code. If a registration key was not entered that after 30 days the website would lock and/or delete itself. *The second story, we had the exact same problem, a lunch thief. But we don't complain to HR, my office plays dirty. After several lunches went missing, someone bought a gourmet lunch and mixed Epson salt, which acts as an extra strong laxative, into it. The next day the lunch thief could not come to work due to stomach problems. Never happened again. *Third story, has a real moral - Stay humble and become so good that no one can stop you.
Lunch thief story; if someone steals my lunch 2 days in a row then day 3 they are getting a nice big chocolate pudding laced with laxatives. I dont play those types of games with idiot thieves.
This is one of the perks to having a dysfunctional body. I wouldn't have to wait till day three, they'd likely regret it on day one since I mix my meds into my food. And I couldn't get in trouble for booby trapping my food either.
The bricklayer becoming a subcontractor to the main contractor?Main Contractor realized two things; #1. The bricklayer was just as efficient on his own, when paralleled with the father boss and son. #2. The contractor would save a considerable amount of money, especially, where there was now more than one bricklaying company. Price was no longer "locked in". Bargaining/haggling for price was now the main contractors financial advantage. Pretty sure that the sub contractor made a decent amount of money that was more than he was making before. I am going to believe that the main contractor had the now sub contractors best interest in mind. My opinion! Respect!
The main contractor served his own self interest in helping Jerry to start bricklayer business. As Adam Smith wrote, "It is not from the benevolence (kindness) of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest."
I have a lunch story. I had an idea that I thought would simplify my my morning routine. I would make a three foot submarine sandwich and cut it into five pieces, one for each day. So, on Sunday, I bought some really good meat and cheese. I assembled the sandwich, cut it into five pieces and wrapped them for work. Monday morning I opened the refrigerator and found one piece of sandwich left. I lived with four teenagers, do the math. Undaunted, I put the piece of sandwich in my lunchbox and went to work. At noon, I went into the break room and opened my lunchbox. “Aw, crap!, I muttered. My hands were covered in grease. When I got back to the break room, I saw a peanut butter sandwich and a Big Mac in my lunchbox and two idiots I worked with had split my sandwich! “This is a good sandwich, Fred!”, one of them smiled. That was the closest I’d ever come to violence.
Pure capsaicin is always a great solution to lunch thieves! Far more rewarding than bothering with the hypocrites in HR because you get to find the person yourself and watch them suffer the instant karma. Also, don't constantly insult a bricklayer, no matter how good or bad they are at their job, for when they finally snap, there's a very good chance that they will be holding a brick when your face finally starts looking smashable!
That lunch story, I would speak that line in seconds. It shows that you only care about thieving when it comes to you, so yeah, HR deserves such humiliation as much as Kyle.
In virtualy every jurisdiction theft is grounds for immediate dimissal. I spent twenty years as a shop steward (and later union executive) and know of no state or province in North America that differs. Kyle should be summarily dismissed, period.
Yea, we had an office lunch thief. The creep actually ate the cheese off my cauliflower with cheese, and returned the part he didn't want. So I packed a "red herring" lunch just for the thief. A very large, delicious looking Alpo sandwich, packed in a clear plastic container. Tomato, cheese, lettuce, the whole works. Of course, the lunch was completely stolen that time. So I started a rumor in the office about lunch thieves who apparently loved Alpo. No more stolen lunches.
When you install something before getting paid, especially if the owner is not clear, have a Trojan horse, so you can come back through a backdoor and delete everything.
It would have been even easier to have it auto-delete after an hour or a day. That's not hard to do, and Bob certainly wouldn't have been able to spot this issue.
7:37 I think the comment in OP's story see them as this kinda vindictive, obsessive, creep, but in reality they're more a hero, and they were able to get evidence of Bob's schemes as a con man and stealing money while not providing services, now that OP has brought his little charade into the limelight, he's probably gonna be spending a lot of time in court, possibly jail
The lunch thief reminds me of an incident a few years ago. I was a Paramedic working out of a large station in a very bust city. There were 2 Paramedic units and 4 EMT units. All of us worked 24 hour shifts. There were no organized breaks you just ate or slept between calls, no exceptions. One of the Medic was a known ouch thief. He thought it was a big joke, almost a challenge. One day my partner bought a half a dozen chocolate covered donuts and a package of Exlax, which is chocolate flavored laxative. He melted the Exlax and drizzled it all over the donuts. Then we got a call just as the mooch was coming back from a call. My partner explicitly told him don’t touch the donuts. All the rest of the shift when both Medic units were in quarters at the same time we would hear the mooch swearing and crying as he rushed back to the bathroom. It was such a sweet sound!
I really, really don't get lunch thieves. I've gotten food poisoning from a turkey sandwich left out at room temp, from leftovers that were "still good," and from catered food that wasn't kept warm or cold enough. Maybe Marcus in accounting is pushing the expiration date on his lunch meat, or Marge licks the knife before cutting her sandwich in half. They can do that, it's their food. Aside from stealing being wrong, why would you risk this? You could get sick. You could get fired. You could get beaten up in the parking lot. Just bring your own damn lunch.
Also that lunch could belong to someone like me who puts their meds in their food. I can guarantee that mistake would only be made once. Hope you enjoy spending the rest of the day in the bathroom Kyle. 🤣 Also my lunch is likely to contain saliva as I have a variable appetite and just throw whatever I don't finish back in the fridge.
Believe I'd send Bob a picture of a middle finger and say " not so tough when you are the one who's career was destroyed, is it?" As for the office lunch Thief I had a similar situation but it stopped pretty quickly when I spiked the lunch with epicac, and the dude threw up all over his cubicle.
OP: Oh, so when it's my lunch or one of my coworkers lunches, you don't give a crap, but the minute YOUR LUNCH goes missing, it's a capital offense. HR: Why do you gotta call me out like that? :(
The web developer used completely legal and ethical means to punish a business man who deliberately and with premeditation cheated him. This is the kind of pro-revenge story I love. He stopped others from getting ripped off by this criminal.
Lunch theif...I'd stop just shy of legal repercussions for myself. "Yes officer, I know I packed a very spicy lunch with a drink container of wood alchohol. I was going to paint after work and my oils come out cleaner when it's cold. I had to put it in with my lunch, it would be very irresponsible to leave it loose in the fridge. Yes, it is sad about Kyle going blind. You have a good day too officer."
I've worked with a lunch thief before, long ago. It was in a bank equipment/vault fabrication firm. After my lunch vanished a time or two, I started leaving them in the car. Since this was Florida, things got very very hot in the car, but I figured out a pretty cool trick. I'd make a toasted meat and cheese sandwich the night before, wrap it in foil and toss it in the freezer. I'd leave it on the dash, and by lunch time, it was hot and gooey. Not quite as crisp as it would have been fresh, but still delicious. Never did find the thief though.
My brother got fired from a clinic for farting in a Pringles can, his Pringles can, that one of the front desk girls kept stealing. He said it was worth it.
@@brag0001 they do if you trap them in a container. Have you never farted into a container? Maybe you don't have brothers. I've got six. The longevity and transport/delivery of volatile ass gases was a basic study in my childhood home.
“All Bob cared about was money, so that’s why I didn’t let him pay me….” That makes no sense. Get paid and keep the sites up, that way he thinks it’ll get better and also he is having to give you the one thing he loves most
No; if you take the money he's giving you to take his sites down, and then leave them up anyway, Bob will see you as just another treacherous lying untrustworthy person. He assumes people are untrustworthy because he himself is, and you'll just reaffirm his belief that all people are bad so it's fine that he acts badly. Taking the honest man's path of "I'm not going to take them down, so I won't take your money to take them down" is the way to cause dissonance with his world view.
@@jonathansands3304 but who cares what BoB thinks? Also, OP didn’t get paid. I’m saying that he would at least get some of money back that was owed to him and in the long run Bob can go kick rocks. OP is trying to get revenge after all.
That ‘Lunch Thief’ story, reminds me of what my mom’s best friend did to someone stealing her food. To catch him, she put chocolate exlax in brownies, and crushed water pills in Mt. Dew soda. He wasn’t feeling good after that, lol 😂
5:56 guys never try to screw over a person who knows how to code, because they'll make sure everyone knows who you are, what you did, and they won't let you forget it, if you so much as blink in their direction, they will hold that over your head
Story 2: That was pretty bold to steal the lunch off of OP's desk. I'm actually surprised that the lunch thief didn't complain about the decline in quality of his lunch.
I worked at a place with a lunchbox thief. It went out for about two weeks, and then he was caught. He was caught not through a clever scheme, but people watching him steal their food right in front of them. He was fired quickly, fortunately. Of all the stupid reasons to get yourself fired ..... We figured he just wanted out of the job.
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That lunch thief story just drives home the danger of the phrase, "I don't care unless it affects me personally."
Yes I agree
Being a lunch thief is one of the dumbest things you can be. Eat foot prepared by somebody pissed off at the thefts? I recall a thread on alt.revenge, a USENET group back in the days people still used dial up modems. You would not believe the revenge ideas. Stuff like: making a catfood sandwich, or a sandwich with habaneros. Even worse: various chemicals that would change the ingester's urine various colors. or laxatives or emetics. The evilest one was putting broken glass in the sandwich.
I'm also reminded of a pizza-stealing roommate. I always got a large pizza so I'd be able to get several meals out of it and didn't appreciate the roommate helping himself. I put a note asking him not to but to no avail. I left the pizza box in the fridge empty for weeks. Next time I got a pizza, I put it in the old box, and it was safe. When the pizza was gone, I replaced it with the new (empty) box with another nasty note.
My wife was an amazing cook. I am not a bad cook myself, but in no way was I in her class. We had a food thief in one place I worked in, and after I found my lunches had been pinched, I discussed it with my wife. So one day, she made up two lunch boxes for me, one of which had sandwiches made with, Every. Superhot. Ingredient. Used. In. Cooking. The kind of sandwiches you need asbetos gloves to handle. I leave you to conjure up your own thoughts on how that ended for the thief. To this day, the choking redfaced reaction by the thief remains one of my fondest memories.
@@stoopingfalcon891 too funny. I can think of few things more stupid than being a lunch thief. The topic came up in alt.revenge (in the usenet days) and you wouldn't believe the revenge ideas. Various chemicals to change the thieve's urine colors. Laxatives, emetics. Pure capsaicin. Cat food. Most extreme was broken glass.
Second story: what pissed me off the most when Kyle was caught with the HR’s lunch was how he was “I didn’t steal your lunch, I stole OP’s lunch”, like it wouldn’t make a difference whose lunch he stole.
ikr, the gall is astounding
I think the lunch thief got a little too haughty with targeting and stealing OP's food, especially after he found out he struck gold. HR's inactivity kind of emboldened him too, since there was nothing OP could do while providing him "free" lunch. It's hard to explain, but generally speaking, if you did not get caught performing an act the first time (such as stealing, for instance), there is a very high chance you will do it again.
"What the hell Kyle, that's my lunch"
"nah, it's not your name on the bag."
"Yeah it's not, but it's also not YOUR name you moron."
Yeh, but that would only work if HR ever gave a d*mn about employees.
@@Lynn-kh5rs true, the HR person from this story was a massive hypocrite
@@basbarbeque6718, to be fair, that was also OP
Yeh. My daughter once put a coke in the fridge of her mom's school where she went after her school. Walked in to see another teacher drinking it & said, "Uh, that was my coke!" "Oh, well I didn't know whose it was!" Well, you knew it wasn't yours!
If I were OP dealing with Bob, as soon as I verified the Cease and Desist letter was sent from a fake Law Firm, I'd have sent a copy of it to the State Bar Association and made a Formal Complaint against that 'Law Firm' for Practicing Law without a License...
Let Bob deal with Criminal Charges on top of his money problems...
Sweet move.
Politicians practice law and medicine without licenses, yet they get away with it.
@@michaelterrell Yes, but they generally play it off as "just my opinion," as though that means anything.
@@asherikamichaela8425 Them deciding that Veterans don't need dental care is not an opinion, it is a crime. Mandating an unapproved 'vaccine' is also a crime, in spite of their claims that one brand is 'fully approved. None are, and that one was just made available to children 12 and up, instead of being fully approved.
@@michaelterrell Oh goody, an antivaxxer. 🤦♀️🙄 I suppose you're an antimasker, too? Covid-denier, Qanoner, Trump supporter, flerf, YEC, anti-environmentalist, etc?
Granted, these demographics don't always coincide, but there is a disturbing correlation...
There was a story on Not Always Right about a lunch thief. The OP in that story tended to make a PB&J sandwich for lunch, and one day they ran out and used cashew butter and strawberry jam… the OP went to lunch one day to meet a couple furious HR people demanding to know why they brought that sandwich to work… seems the food thief had a severe allergic reaction to the sandwich (it was unclear to which ingredient) and had just left in an ambulance. The OP ate the untouched second half of the sandwich to prove it was theirs, but the story ended at that point… no word on the ending. There were comments on the HR people being more upset over the OP having brought in food that someone was allergic to than the fact someone had no boundaries and saw nothing wrong with eating other people’s food.
Yeah, if someone stole my food the consequences would be their fault. And I would be towed into HR in three seconds flat since they would assume it was malicious. As if it's my fault that someone else ate my food that contained my meds. It would however hopefully teach the thief a lesson.
Oh and what are you supposed to do? Get a list of allergies from everyone in case they steal your food?
@@waffles3629 I mean, with all the people who deliberately spike their food with obscenely hot peppers or laxatives to get back at lunch thieves, I absoltly understand HR assuming that someone was purposly poisoning the lunch thief. (Which legally, spiking your food is. You can absolutely go to jail.)
@@Estarile oh yeah, I'm pretty sure I'd be assumed to be malicious. But it'd be real fun explaining to HR that they're asking for health information. I put my meds in my food to hide the flavor. In my case it is laxatives because I need them to function. Most people's bodies would protest violently. That would be real fun trying to prove. Though if I got fired I'd definitely have a lawsuit.
@@Estarile laxatives are not illegal, you can always claim to be constipated. And I know people who like superspicy foods. And I can put whatever I like in MY food.
@@peterbergvall7752 Surely, just buying a lockbox for your lunch is simpler and more reliable (and far less risky legally or employment wise).
It says something nasty about you that you are so desperate to poison someone else.
What angers me the most about the lunch thief story is how HR didn't give a crap about the thief until they stole THEIR food. F-ing hypocrites.
Yeah unless they have cameras in the break room they cant really do much about it sadly
You should note also that OP didn't care or believe his colleagues until HIS lunch started going missing.
@@_Woo OP didn't think it was a dedicated theif until his lunch started routinely going missing. His was previously like "Ya, it sucks, but sometimes people grab the wrong lunch.".
@@Estarile It's the fact that he just assumed that all those multiple workers who were complaining and filing complaints were too dumb to figure out that their food was being stolen. If OP wouldn't take their story seriously after they took the exact same steps as he did, why on earth would he expect HR to treat him any differently. OP didn't believe people until his food was stolen. HR didn't believe people until his food was stolen. They are basically the same person.
@@_Woo It's not so much that they didn't believe people, but more that they were apathetic about it (people were blowing it out of proportion, not their problem, and so on) until it affected them directly. But yeah, totally laughable for him to suddenly expect HR to give him special treatment. I have no sympathy for either OP or HR, but glad the thief got caught.
One place I worked at had a lunch thief. They stole from me twice and always when I brought in pizza pockets. So I bring in pizza pockets a third time but these ones were special. I had defrosted them and injected in the spiciest hot pepper sauce i could find online mixed with some laxative. The thief spent most of the first half of their shift in the bathroom. I also told a few people that I know are big gossipers that next time my lunch gets stolen, the thief will not get off so easy as just eating some spicy food as there are a lot of other NASTIER things I could put in some food (said with the most evil grin possible).
I never had an issue with anyone taking my lunch again.
We had a lunch thief at work for a while. General Manager asked me if I might know who it was. I merely said that Person A seems like she may be going through a rough time and not have much money for food, but it was only a suspicion (I genuinely felt sorry for her, but stealing is still stealing). GM may or may not have installed CCTV in the lunch room after that. When "Having a Rough Time" girl left, so did the thieving stop. All she had to do was maybe get some extra help from others, or approach HR about her issues. They helped me out once, and everyone would have pitched in and brought extra for her a few times a week. But stealing is stealing.
@@Kayenne54 also you can make it on bologna sandwiches a little over a bucks for the bread and the same for the bologna and another 2 for cheap cheese, I’ve done this when my wages were garnished from school loans, I even dumpster dived pizza at the close of shift but I never stole someone’s lunch. People just decide for you that they deserve your property and I dislike the at immensely
That's a great idea! If you steal people's property you get whatever is coming to you! There used to be a lunch theif in my job too.
OP: Someone stole my lunch.
Me: This is why Carolina reapers exist.
And if they repeat it...
Laxatives
agreed
@@cristianrivas4606 Spicy (Carolina Reapers) Chocolate (Laxative) Brownies*...
They Burn going in and REALLY burn gushing out...
* Marijuana optional if you're Company has Random Drug Tests...
Yes! I AM a Sadistically Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil Bugger**...
What's your point?
** Don't call me a Bastard, my Parent were Married when I was born!
@@cristianrivas4606 even better. Both. Burn their mouth and then have them shitting napalm.
or glitter / dye or stink bombs i mean after all not only then will u but so will whole office.
Yeah, I wouldn’t have the self control to not throw HR’s words back at them. Screw hypocrites
I would but wouldn’t see any reason not to throw their words back at them.
Story #1: I think you should have taken the Cease and Desist letter to the State Bar Association, explaining that you could not find any information about this attorney or their practice and allow them to open an investigation into "someone" fraudulently claiming to be an attorney. They could have really laid the hammer down if they were able to directly link it all to him. Not just close the business, but possible jail time, seizing other assets, etc. You don't pretend to be a cop and you don't pretend to be a lawyer either.
You don’t ever pretend to be anyone related to law, period.
Can’t believe HR has zero self awareness with complaining to OP that he shouldn’t do anything with lunches, I’d have lost it personally
I would have got the statements in writing, and when HR complained, would have immediately gone to their manager over the fact. It just meant they were refusing to do anything about a massive issue.
Self awareness is not a trait commonly found among people who work in HR.
Bring in two lunches - a proper lunch that you squirrel away that shouldn’t perish in your lunch bag and one containing anything you can lay your hands on - soil, grass, leaves, dog 💩 - and watch the thief’s reaction - or you could put laxatives in them - if you live in a place that insists on you taking sandwiches of inferior quality - sandwich spread, paste and so on - and the decision maker that should be you but, for some reason, isn’t, has never heard of anything more lavish than stuff that comes in a jar or believes that a sandwich contains only one filling beyond the butter - never heard of peanut butter and jam in one sandwich and refuses to allow you to have whatever fillings you want - it’s their way in your house - bring in those lousy sandwiches - I bet the thief won’t touch those - or, if he does, it would not matter - if you aren’t allowed a quality lunch, you’re not missing anything - just hope a quality evening meal is waiting for you!
A simple solution is to either have a canteen or get one of those mobile office catering firms to come over and - assuming that you are either not given dinner money or given an amount that the household decision maker considers reasonable (which it’s not) - plunder petty cash and give the workforce a sensible amount of money to get food from there and deduct it from wages - although the household decision maker counts your wages on pay day and will more than likely demand to know why the money is short each week!
Lunch Stealing is a Fireable Offense where I work. And we have Cameras in the Lunch Room. I've personally had 3 instances where someone reported their Lunch Stolen, where I've found the A-Hole with the cameras. 2 Were Temp Agency folks, So their Agency was just informed they weren't welcome back. 3rd was a regular Employee who I think was gone for almost 4 Months before he was able to Beg the Owners for his job Back.
@@toadman506 I wouldn't have given his job back. People need to face consequences for bad decisions and in this case just being a selfish shit bag. Also, if he steals lunches, the real question is what else he steals when nobody is looking.
It’s funny it didn’t matter until it was the lunch of the HR person.
Yeah funny how they give no fks till it is there's. I used to have a lunch thief where i worked. I was only one they did not steal from because The place i worked no one would come up and let me go have a lunch break so i never bothered to bring lunches.
Exactly. Then suddenly there’s a rule. 🙄🙄
Normal human behaviour. Doesn't affect me, who cares vs. affects me, now there's hell to pay. OP was the same, only started caring after his own lunches started disappearing a lot.
@@annika5893 right he wasn’t concerned until his went missing
Hypocrites
Third story: Jerry did nothing, what happened was pure karma for their attitudes. Jerry deserved a better job for his good personality and good work while jerk and son were just killing his employe and client bases with their jerkness.
That's the invisible hand of capitalism.
@@gorilladisco9108 ?
I love that the lunch thief got outused!! Lovely revenge and also that the HR personal's lunch was switched!! Perfect!!!
This is not the first story I've heard about lunch thieves. They never seem to think that the person they stole the lunch from could have food allergies. And they couldn't go elsewhere to get a replacement lunch. Or they had type 1 diabetes, and had to eat on a schedule. Their wants came first, you can starve for all they cared. Also, some of them made more than the person they stole from.
First story OP is Heath Ledger's Joker. "Its not about the money. Its about sending a message."
its good that he didn't take the money. remember all the people who messaged OP saying that the travel site designed was being used to steal peoples money, OP ruining that guys scamwas the best thing to do rather than take his money and let the scammer use that website to steal more than what he lost by paying back OP.
I love these stories. I especially loved the last one. Revenge is satisfying but there is something much more satisfying when you are not planning revenge but getting it anyway
I’ve put management in their place once or twice so I’d happily throw what they told me right back at them, especially when they’re attempting a clear double standard
I’ve done that a few times. I also like to remind them that “I need a job, but I don’t need this job”.
Second story: I know HR didn’t want to do something with the lunch thief because the lunch thief was a friend of HR.
110 %
Instead of trying to get HR's attention, from the start he should have made it HRs problem.
@Francisco Javier Mendez Rincon not really, if they knew who it was they wouldn't have been surprised to discover them. They just didn't care to go through the hassle of adding CCTV monitoring the fridge.
@@irrelevant_noob cheap slackers.
I worked years as a developer - all software to test got an expiration date and a "delete yourself" command after that date. Enough time to test, but a big motivation to pay in time.
I absolutely would have reminded HR that they informed me lunchs were personal property
Technically he did steal the lunch when he repackaged it. Personal or not, the HR guy still had him on the hook for that ...
@@brag0001 The point is that HR said they weren't responsible for lunches being stolen because they were personal property, so if they aren't responsible and weren't going to do anything about it with the first lunch thief they need to bite that bullet instead of acting like OP was a terrible person. Especially since he didn't actually even remove it from the fridge, eat it, or make it otherwise inedible.
@@EdieDawnJay And how would that absolve you? Is it really that hard to understand that the specific HR person could still sue you? The company not being responsible for it doesn't equal it being legal to steal. OP technically still stole the food of that HR person and thus the HR person could have sued OP for that. Him not doing so essentially was him being reasonable considering the circumstances.
The company isn't the police. So they not being responsible is technically correct. That doesn't absolve the thieve at all. It only means that you need to pursue it as a civil matter. Which technically the HR person could have done when he caught OP.
@@brag0001
Good luck suing over like $10 max. It'll cost you more in filing fees than you'll get in return!
@@jorceshaman That's because you live in a less civilized country. Where I live it would cost me nothing, provided I win my case.
And honestly: that wasn't even the point of my post. Apparently you have a really hard time understanding the difference between: "something is someone's responsibility to enforce" and "something is legal/illegal".
Fun fact: when you are parking your car in the middle of a highway, it's also not HRs responsibility to enforce you not doing it. Yet you will still be fined if police catches you doing it ...
The difference is really not that difficult to understand ...
We had a lunch thief. After a while one person got ticked. They brought a different soup each day one week and each one was spiked with a bottle of Mirolax, it is over the counter and if going in for a colonoscopy, the doctor will ask you to mix a bottle with something like Gatorade the day before to clean you out. Plus it's tasteless. The person always ate later and would discreetly toss his soup. On Thursday the perp took it. After about an hour, he kept having to run to the bathroom( anyone that has had a colonoscopy knows why.) The guy who prepped the soup told everyone and all knew who was stealing lunches. Both got in trouble, but the lunch thief lost any contact because no one would talk with, or help him with anything. He found a new job 3 months later.
I don't get why this guy got in trouble. Like if it gets to the point people have to plot like this HR is majorly fucking up and needs to be restructured.
@@oceanbytez847 Could have caused a medical issue.
I don’t get why the lunch owner got in trouble. If he puts his meds in his food that’s HIS business. If someone steals his lunch that’s on THEM. oh I could have caused a medical issue in the thief?? Oh well then how about next time….HE DOESN’T STEAL MY LUNCH? I’m a woman. I’d have put my estrogen pills in my meal instead. If that would be possible lol.
@@dragonkinfolk It would be considered setting a boobytrap.
@@michaelterrell
Any REASONABLE person would say that booby trapping your own food should be causing zero issues because zero people should be taking it without permission.
"Then the pandemic hit," and I can't even fathom why someone wants to stole other's lunch at this time, especially when it's homemade. Who knows whether it's contaminated or not.
Personally, I would leave some of the creamy food in the car and bring it to lunch since other day. It's probably fine...
I would add my own homemade ingredient and give it to him 😋
@Nin Jer tell that to my dead friends and family.
@Nin Jer the facts that 1% would be about 78 million people worldwide? -.-
PS And then there's the QoL of that "survival". Hope you get the long-lasting sequelae.
@Nin Jer how many tests are you waiting for? Are you seriously saying 3 to 4 billion subjects aren't enough for you?!
These stories bring to mind a saying I live by, "Be careful of who you mess with, you never know what they're capable of." Personally I replace 'mess' with a more salty word that begins with F.
Stay salty friend.♡
In a way, I'm glad OP was shafted in that first story. They helped bring to light a huge scam that had gone on for who knows how long. It almost feels like reading the plot to a _Leverage_ episode. 😁
Jerry sounds like someone who went through what I have heard My Daddy had to endure. My Daddy started his own business at a building that he helped build when he was young. Now it has been 60 years since he opened his business. He was young and sleeping in the back room to make but he made it! Now my much older brothers (Im the baby of the family) work for him and Daddy still runs the place and works full time at 87. He has seen many competitors come and go over the years but his little shop still keeps on going. He could have expanded and made other locations but always wanted to keep it small and personal. His hard work has made his the success he is and is highly respected in his field and in the community.
That's capitalism.
That is awesome
good best wishes
In the first story, it's obvious that "Bob" is an outright crook and should have been arrested, convicted, assets sold to make possible full restitution, lost all of his assets, fined, and jailed with no bail, no early release for "good behavior".
But that would have been too fast. Some of the best pleasures take time.
@@arroweye24 You are correct, of course. I'm willing to hear your plan and we'll do it your way. Slowly & painfully would be the better way.
When I was in elementary school, a girl kept stealing my recess snack. (Strawberry fruit rolls) one day my Mom added a dash of cayenne pepper..... the girl never stole nor ate another fruit roll again.
How exactly was HR aware of OP’s “hijinks in the kitchen” but somehow never able to figure out who the thief was till OP did something?
Sounds like they knew all along, but didn’t want to deal with it till it DIRECTLY affected them.
I mean their name was on the bag so I'm assuming they figured it out that way.
1st story, OP learned a lesson to insist on a deposit. No deposit, no work.
To quote RSlash in some of his videos where he does stories like the first one: NEVER piss off the IT guy.
I love Dark Fluff he makes the best and I watch them every day
I mean yeah and rslash is good too and I listen to both
@@owenmason7976 same
and captain zack
Dark Fluff is my favorite reddit reader on TH-cam!
These stories are all like 2-3 weeks old.
I like the lunch revenge, clever and effective. I’d personally have gone for the more petty options - ghost-pepper stew, spoilt roast chicken, or laxative double-chocolate brownies, or a sand-wich (w/ real sand) - they may have worked, but may have escalated things in strange ways.
Alpo meatloaf sandwiches worked for a co-worker of mine once. The thief had to go to the ER and missed 3 days of work.
I worked at a plant and the shift lead guy was stealing out of people's lunches and when he finally hit my stash i had my special hot sauce made with chili petines. They are a pea size pepper that can put a man to his knees if he isn't accustomed to something that is slightly hotter than a ghost pepper.
He took a bite with a bunch on it and he then just sat there. He didn't move, speak or anything. Couple minutes go by and he jumps up and B-lines it out and to the direct of the restroom. He tried to get me in trouble..... Ya, that didn't work out well for him either. Lol
all i have to say to that idiot is "bet you won't be stealing others' food ever again!" i
The web developer’s story at the beginning was impressive revenge that I enjoyed hearing about & don’t even disagree with them having taken revenge. However, it’s another tale where I keep asking why they didn’t take the matter to a civil court & carry out their retribution. If they’d timed it right, the damage could’ve been done (or sufficiently far enough that the criminal client was inevitably going to lose it all) & OP would’ve been paid, as would the second developer they’d hired on for the project.
Because it's bullshit told by someone who obviously never worked a single day as a web dev.
@@brag0001 I’m curious. why do you say this?
@@dragonkinfolk because everything he said about page rank was just nonsense. Page rank never worked like that and specifically Google's success is rooted in not using a trust model to rank sites, but using relevance. The way he told the story is how someone who doesn't have the slightest idea of how SEO works might imagine it. I still remember the days of prior to Google, using altavista, morpheus meta search and other such tools to find things on the internet. Even back then search didn't work that way.
Add to this that apparently he thought that his sites page rank did put that crook out of business, but defrauding all his clients didn't? And that he couldn't sue when he wasn't paid?
Also php versions didn't become a concern until much much later than the early days of Google.
Almost any verifiable detail in this story is just bullshit or not fitting with the rest of the story. Too many red flags in this story...
You just need to put a clause in saying they own nothing until the job is paid for, but a bit of hidden code to disable the site, or reset the password wouldn't go astray either.
@@brag0001 heh. For a buzzkill who makes videos of bees in swampland, you sound kinda smart.
Lunch thieves are bad enough, but the fact that someone pilfered lunch *FROM OP'S DESK*??? What a creep!
My new, Mr. Fluffington, came a couple days ago, and I'm listening to this with him. He's so soft.
That last story reminds me of my old manager when I quit my previous job. She said I'd never find work anywhere. Been at my new job for 3-4 years now and am much happier not getting pulled into meetings to discuss my lateness of less than 1 minute after the end of each mandatory break time. Like seriously no one likes a Karen manager and that contractor Jerk in the story deserves to be out of a business.
14:00 I think we can all agree that no one likes a lunch thief but the thing that pisses me off the most about this story is the sheer hypocrisy from HR, they pretended it wasn't a problem unless it was her problem, seriously screw that HR rep
Bob travel sucks is the best domain name ever,we love that for op
There’s no way I wouldn’t parrot HR’s words back at them in the most sarcastic tone I could
It's a good thing the HR person had a recognizable lunch instead of those lunches that could easily get confused by the same containers.
#2: Sounds like HR KNEW Kyle was the thief all along.
Do folk never learn? Never mess with the IT guy!
That last story was a real good one we could all use some of that mindset like Jerry's
The last story, Jerry didn't do anything to the jerk and son, they did it themselves
Last story... the only way Jerk and son could stay in business was while they had a monopoly... as soon as another started up, likely all the work went to him as he was likely more respectful to everyone.
Story #2 I've been in that situation of having my lunch stolen every day so I went nuclear revenge. I made a batch of chocolate Ex-Lax chip cookies and put them in my bag with my lunch and sure enough come lunch break my bag was gone. Next day word was going around the factory that the janitor was in the hospital with a severe case of diarrhea. He was back to work within the week and he never stole anyone's lunches again.
The lunch thief... My Dad had the same problem. His lunchs were coming up missing. He thought he knew who it was,because my Mom would wrap his sandwiches in a different way than most. Dad and Mom came up with a idea. After putting up with having Dad's lunch missing every day for a week. On Monday morning Mom sent Dad to work with 2 lunches. One he kept in his car and the other he treated like his usual lunch. Only that sandwich was made with DOG FOOD! As the guys sat and ate their lunches Dad waited until everyone was almost done...then anoused what He had done to the guy sitting next to him.
All the guys laugh...all but one! He ran to the bathroom and loss his lunch!!!! Yes,it was the guy Dad thought it was,stealing his lunch!
I know it's late but the word is spelled a-n-n-o-u-n-c-e-d yw
I love revenge
I take such satisfaction put of breaking the spirits of horrible and evil people it's just rewarding
That first story really is the epitome of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes". Bob's scumminess had to catch up to him eventually. :)
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people remember... if your work deals with...digital data... watermark, install back doors , self wipe protocols (basically like a deadman switch if you don't provide the key every < user based time interval> the program will scrub everything) etc... and always take payment, a deposit before... if you choose after make sure it clears before you send/give them the orginal since people have been known to "send the payment" and it bounces a few days later which usually ends with a negative or subtracted balance on your end
About the Lunch Thief, I would have put laxatives in it. If given trouble over it, tell them it wouldn't have happened if he didn't eat the food lol
I would use anti diarrhea medicine. Let the thief end up with a painful, bloody stool. My diabetes and other medication causes digestive problems, so I have to keep it handy. So what if it is pulverized and put into my food to hide the taste?
Thank you Fluff !! For awesome videos to listen to while I wash dishes.
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Employers need to take lunch thefts seriously. If an employee is stealing from their coworkers , they are most certainly also stealing from the company. And even if not. Theft is theft.
Second story: There's this product called "Pure Cap" which is basically 100% capsaicin oil (the stuff that makes hot peppers hot) and has a Scoville rating of *_500,000 per drop_* but no flavor, making it ideal for "spicing up" food without affecting its taste. Putting enough of this, usually only a few drops, on ANY food can make it basically inedible to nearly anyone who is not a total firemouth (i.e. pepperhead). Amazon sells it in 2-oz. bottles for about thirty bucks, but a little goes a VERY long way. I would luv to have seen "Kyle's" face as he took a bite of an otherwise regular but heavily-laced baloney sandwich, only to have the top of his head almost literally _blown off_ by the unbelievable fire in his mouth after a few chews! I actually helped my brother do this when he worked in a call center that had a break room with a refrigerator/freezer and a small sink. He didn't take his own lunch often (usually leftovers from the previous night's dinner), maybe three or four times a month, but every time he did it would get stolen. He'd told his supervisor and HR about this every time, but they said they couldn't do anything without proof. So I hatched a plan. One night I made a roast beef dinner with potatoes and carrots cooked all day in a crock pot with onion soup mix on top (believe me, it was fork-tender and delicious), and a salad on the side, and put away a serving of that dinner for him to take to lunch. The next day after he came home and said his lunch had been stolen AGAIN, the next morning I made a really deluxe roast beef sandwich, thickly sliced with lettuce, pickles, mayonnaise, and cheddar on a hoagie roll. I also LOADED the roast with Pure Cap, like four droppers worth, overall around thirty to forty drops, and made sure it had been completely absorbed in the meat before closing the sandwich, so the roast looked really juicy. I even mixed some into the mayonnaise and put some on the bread, because bread tends to downplay the fire. Bro came in about halfway through the Pure Cap application and asked what the hell I was doing. I looked back with an evil grin and said, "Oh, just making a little 'present" (wink) for the lunch thief." He copied my grin instantly, because he was the one who'd told me about the stuff and had used it on a former roommate so he knew what was going to happen. Then he went to continue getting ready for work. I could hear him chuckling the whole time! When he left I also gave him $5 for lunch, because there was a Subway a couple blocks from his job and this was when they still had their five dollar footlong deal going. When he got home that night his grin was even bigger as he told the story of sitting at his desk between calls only a couple hours into his shift when suddenly there's this gawdawful howling from the break room. Everyone who wasn't on a call including the head of HR rushed in to see the sandwich on the table with one bite gone, the half-chewed bite laying next to it, and a guy at the sink desperately trying to wash the capsaicin inferno out of his mouth not knowing that water only makes it worse. The guy was the supervisor of Bro's section, and ostensibly really friendly and reasonable so was well-liked in the office. I guess he thought that would make some sort of difference, because he pointed at Bro and yelled, "HE TRIED TO KILL ME!", then went back to trying to put out his mouth fire. With WATER. HR head picked up the bag which clearly had Bro's name on it in big red letters in his handwriting. She looked at Bro. Bro looked back and shrugged with a completely straight face. So HR head grabbed the guy's arm and dragged him to her office with him streaming tears and snot the whole way. At this point the water had sent the Pure Cap into real overdrive, and the guy had to just stand there and burn while HR head and the center's Manager dressed him down without mercy for fifteen or twenty minutes, finally ending it with his termination for theft. The guy could hardly even speak from the burning and the tears that sandwich caused, and besides he had no defense anyway because he had outed himself for stealing employees' lunches. The company had a zero-tolerance policy about that, especially when higher-ups steal from the people they manage. By this time Bro was on a call when the Manager personally comes over and says that HR head wants to see him when he's free. Bro gives a thumbs-up, handles the call, then goes to HR. Here's how he described the encounter...
Bro: You wanted to see me, ma-am?
HR head: Yes I do. First, being the aggrieved party, you're not in trouble. Second, _what the HELL did you put in that sandwich!?_
Bro: Actually, my brother made it. (he pulls the bottle of Pure Cap out and sets it on HR head's desk with a smile)
HR head: (picks up the bottle and reads the ingredients list, which literally just says "Capsaicin Oil, 500,000 Scoville Units Per Drop" and bursts out laughing, then hands it back)
Bro: There was kind of really a lot of that in the meat. And the mayo. And the bread.
HR head: (still giggling) You know what? Take your lunch break now, and when you get back we'll talk about making you the section supervisor!
So he did. Bro said that was the most emotionally satisfying Subway he'd ever had. He declined the super position though, so they promoted a different person from his section, a really nice lady who had also witnessed the sandwich debacle. The whole office laughed about it for weeks afterward, and every new hire got to hear the story for at least a year, both as entertainment and warning. I smiled about it for a month, and both of us rarely miss a chance to tell people about Pure Cap or its potential applications regarding lunch thievery.
DarkFluff, I hope you let Steve out in the sun once in a while.
*scoff* That's WAY too much privilege
We had a similar situation at work. We were told spiking food with ghost peppers sauce was not acceptable. We told HR they had no right to tell us what to eat. We found one of our lunches partially eaten in the trash. But the theft stopped. This wasn't eating the whole lunch, but taking a big bit out of the sandwich.
NOTE: We liked very spicy food; so the food was still edible. Just not what we wanted every day.
Poor Jerry (story 3). But yet he got the best possible outcome. Jerry is an absolute King
I hope 1st OP learned to secure their work so it can't just be stolen.
Mr. Fluffington arrived yesterday!!! Happy days and Thanks Fluff (and Steve)!
Tbh, if a lunch thief kept stealing my lunch, my revenge would be more of petty revenge than anything. I'd simply put ghost peppers in my sandwich and wait for the thief screaming towards the bathroom or something,
the moral of the first story… never ever screw over an IT professional in this digital age. if they can screw you digitally, they will
The first story had me in stitches. That is one of the best stories ever.
First story is why I am getting into software programming. Mainly for video games but I’d love the knowledge to do this sort of shituff…
I've heard don't mess with X proffesion or person for X reason. Just don't mess with anyone, be a good person and do the right thing.
That's good moral, but that's not the point of that phrase. The phrase means that even crooks should be vise enough not to mess with profession X ...
Whether or not there is any truth to this is another matter.
It's not a hypothetical either. Just two days ago we had a similar case in Germany where a crook angered his IT guy and now all his data went to Anonymous and his business went upside down.
Google for Atilla Hildmann, if you want to know the details.
Happy Me ! Thank You Mr. Fluff! Keep em coming back for more!
Jerry may not have intended harm to Jerk but I can Absolutely Guarantee General Contractor sure as Hell intended Jerk to Crash & Burn...
First story, as a developer he should have put a timebomb in the code. If a registration key was not entered that after 30 days the website would lock and/or delete itself. *The second story, we had the exact same problem, a lunch thief. But we don't complain to HR, my office plays dirty. After several lunches went missing, someone bought a gourmet lunch and mixed Epson salt, which acts as an extra strong laxative, into it. The next day the lunch thief could not come to work due to stomach problems. Never happened again. *Third story, has a real moral - Stay humble and become so good that no one can stop you.
Hey Fluff thank you for getting me through some bad times with your stories. They do help to make me see it's not as bad as it could be
Lunch thief story; if someone steals my lunch 2 days in a row then day 3 they are getting a nice big chocolate pudding laced with laxatives. I dont play those types of games with idiot thieves.
This is one of the perks to having a dysfunctional body. I wouldn't have to wait till day three, they'd likely regret it on day one since I mix my meds into my food. And I couldn't get in trouble for booby trapping my food either.
The bricklayer becoming a subcontractor to the main contractor?Main Contractor realized two things;
#1. The bricklayer was just as efficient on his own, when paralleled with the father boss and son.
#2. The contractor would save a considerable amount of money, especially, where there was now more than one bricklaying company. Price was no longer "locked in". Bargaining/haggling for price was now the main contractors financial advantage.
Pretty sure that the sub contractor made a decent amount of money that was more than he was making before. I am going to believe that the main contractor had the now sub contractors best interest in mind. My opinion!
Respect!
The main contractor served his own self interest in helping Jerry to start bricklayer business.
As Adam Smith wrote, "It is not from the benevolence (kindness) of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest."
I have a lunch story. I had an idea that I thought would simplify my my morning routine. I would make a three foot submarine sandwich and cut it into five pieces, one for each day. So, on Sunday, I bought some really good meat and cheese. I assembled the sandwich, cut it into five pieces and wrapped them for work. Monday morning I opened the refrigerator and found one piece of sandwich left. I lived with four teenagers, do the math. Undaunted, I put the piece of sandwich in my lunchbox and went to work. At noon, I went into the break room and opened my lunchbox. “Aw, crap!, I muttered. My hands were covered in grease. When I got back to the break room, I saw a peanut butter sandwich and a Big Mac in my lunchbox and two idiots I worked with had split my sandwich! “This is a good sandwich, Fred!”, one of them smiled. That was the closest I’d ever come to violence.
Pure capsaicin is always a great solution to lunch thieves! Far more rewarding than bothering with the hypocrites in HR because you get to find the person yourself and watch them suffer the instant karma.
Also, don't constantly insult a bricklayer, no matter how good or bad they are at their job, for when they finally snap, there's a very good chance that they will be holding a brick when your face finally starts looking smashable!
That lunch story, I would speak that line in seconds. It shows that you only care about thieving when it comes to you, so yeah, HR deserves such humiliation as much as Kyle.
Yeah, there's a big fuckin issue when you pretty much need a lockbox, just for your lunch
The problem with most entitled people is that they have no empathy.
Psychopath and narcissists don't have empathy
In virtualy every jurisdiction theft is grounds for immediate dimissal. I spent twenty years as a shop steward (and later union executive) and know of no state or province in North America that differs. Kyle should be summarily dismissed, period.
Yea, we had an office lunch thief. The creep actually ate the cheese off my cauliflower with cheese, and returned the part he didn't want. So I packed a "red herring" lunch just for the thief. A very large, delicious looking Alpo sandwich, packed in a clear plastic container. Tomato, cheese, lettuce, the whole works. Of course, the lunch was completely stolen that time. So I started a rumor in the office about lunch thieves who apparently loved Alpo. No more stolen lunches.
There are more than one reason construction work still has a vibrant migrant factor. Salute to you Grandpa!♡
When you install something before getting paid, especially if the owner is not clear, have a Trojan horse, so you can come back through a backdoor and delete everything.
It would have been even easier to have it auto-delete after an hour or a day. That's not hard to do, and Bob certainly wouldn't have been able to spot this issue.
In some companies they take the theft of lunches very seriously. People have been fired & arrested for this.
7:37 I think the comment in OP's story see them as this kinda vindictive, obsessive, creep, but in reality they're more a hero, and they were able to get evidence of Bob's schemes as a con man and stealing money while not providing services, now that OP has brought his little charade into the limelight, he's probably gonna be spending a lot of time in court, possibly jail
The lunch thief reminds me of an incident a few years ago. I was a Paramedic working out of a large station in a very bust city. There were 2 Paramedic units and 4 EMT units. All of us worked 24 hour shifts. There were no organized breaks you just ate or slept between calls, no exceptions. One of the Medic was a known ouch thief. He thought it was a big joke, almost a challenge. One day my partner bought a half a dozen chocolate covered donuts and a package of Exlax, which is chocolate flavored laxative. He melted the Exlax and drizzled it all over the donuts. Then we got a call just as the mooch was coming back from a call. My partner explicitly told him don’t touch the donuts. All the rest of the shift when both Medic units were in quarters at the same time we would hear the mooch swearing and crying as he rushed back to the bathroom. It was such a sweet sound!
I really, really don't get lunch thieves. I've gotten food poisoning from a turkey sandwich left out at room temp, from leftovers that were "still good," and from catered food that wasn't kept warm or cold enough. Maybe Marcus in accounting is pushing the expiration date on his lunch meat, or Marge licks the knife before cutting her sandwich in half. They can do that, it's their food. Aside from stealing being wrong, why would you risk this? You could get sick. You could get fired. You could get beaten up in the parking lot. Just bring your own damn lunch.
Also that lunch could belong to someone like me who puts their meds in their food. I can guarantee that mistake would only be made once. Hope you enjoy spending the rest of the day in the bathroom Kyle. 🤣 Also my lunch is likely to contain saliva as I have a variable appetite and just throw whatever I don't finish back in the fridge.
Believe I'd send Bob a picture of a middle finger and say " not so tough when you are the one who's career was destroyed, is it?"
As for the office lunch Thief I had a similar situation but it stopped pretty quickly when I spiked the lunch with epicac, and the dude threw up all over his cubicle.
Do you know who I am? I will call your manager and get you fired if you don't give Stevo his weekly grape today! 😂
OP: Oh, so when it's my lunch or one of my coworkers lunches, you don't give a crap, but the minute YOUR LUNCH goes missing, it's a capital offense.
HR: Why do you gotta call me out like that? :(
The web developer used completely legal and ethical means to punish a business man who deliberately and with premeditation cheated him. This is the kind of pro-revenge story I love. He stopped others from getting ripped off by this criminal.
Lunch theif...I'd stop just shy of legal repercussions for myself.
"Yes officer, I know I packed a very spicy lunch with a drink container of wood alchohol. I was going to paint after work and my oils come out cleaner when it's cold. I had to put it in with my lunch, it would be very irresponsible to leave it loose in the fridge. Yes, it is sad about Kyle going blind. You have a good day too officer."
I've worked with a lunch thief before, long ago. It was in a bank equipment/vault fabrication firm. After my lunch vanished a time or two, I started leaving them in the car. Since this was Florida, things got very very hot in the car, but I figured out a pretty cool trick. I'd make a toasted meat and cheese sandwich the night before, wrap it in foil and toss it in the freezer.
I'd leave it on the dash, and by lunch time, it was hot and gooey. Not quite as crisp as it would have been fresh, but still delicious. Never did find the thief though.
LOL, Bob shouldn't have screwed over a website developer. Lunch thieves - never smart. Revenge can include ex-lax brownies, among other things.
My brother got fired from a clinic for farting in a Pringles can, his Pringles can, that one of the front desk girls kept stealing. He said it was worth it.
How did anyone even find out he did fart into it?
@@brag0001 she smelled it when she opened it. When he got back he owned up. He said "yeah, I farted in MY Pringles can" and she told the boss.
@@bdemaree ok, must have been a fresh one then. Smells don't tend to stay around for long on their own.
@@brag0001 they do if you trap them in a container. Have you never farted into a container? Maybe you don't have brothers. I've got six. The longevity and transport/delivery of volatile ass gases was a basic study in my childhood home.
@@brag0001 I have one brother who could catch one in his hand, walk into the next room and throw it in your face. Like some kinda poo fume ninja.
i would have stuck a crushed up pill of constipation meds lol the lunch thief would have been found out sooner rather than later lol
“All Bob cared about was money, so that’s why I didn’t let him pay me….” That makes no sense. Get paid and keep the sites up, that way he thinks it’ll get better and also he is having to give you the one thing he loves most
No; if you take the money he's giving you to take his sites down, and then leave them up anyway, Bob will see you as just another treacherous lying untrustworthy person. He assumes people are untrustworthy because he himself is, and you'll just reaffirm his belief that all people are bad so it's fine that he acts badly. Taking the honest man's path of "I'm not going to take them down, so I won't take your money to take them down" is the way to cause dissonance with his world view.
@@jonathansands3304 but who cares what BoB thinks? Also, OP didn’t get paid. I’m saying that he would at least get some of money back that was owed to him and in the long run Bob can go kick rocks. OP is trying to get revenge after all.
That ‘Lunch Thief’ story, reminds me of what my mom’s best friend did to someone stealing her food.
To catch him, she put chocolate exlax in brownies, and crushed water pills in Mt. Dew soda.
He wasn’t feeling good after that, lol 😂
5:56 guys never try to screw over a person who knows how to code, because they'll make sure everyone knows who you are, what you did, and they won't let you forget it, if you so much as blink in their direction, they will hold that over your head
This is the best way to go to bed. It just puts a smile on my face and happy thoughts dancing around my mind. Just prefect. Good night everyone 💕
Story 2: That was pretty bold to steal the lunch off of OP's desk. I'm actually surprised that the lunch thief didn't complain about the decline in quality of his lunch.
I worked at a place with a lunchbox thief. It went out for about two weeks, and then he was caught. He was caught not through a clever scheme, but people watching him steal their food right in front of them. He was fired quickly, fortunately. Of all the stupid reasons to get yourself fired ..... We figured he just wanted out of the job.
Always hit the like button then listen, just because it’s Dark Fluff.
I do that every time