“I’VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A MONSTER TRYING TO RELATE TO ME!!” *every anti-social person ever* Edit: let’s not fight over me “meaning to say asocial” because I meant what I wrote. Antisocial.
Wouldn't the word be Asocial? "Asocial” suggests indifference to or separation from society, whereas “Antisocial” more often suggests active hostility toward society
I felt mine by me In Halloween night, I could not move and my heart felt scared which made me realize to open my eyes with my eye masks and saw something only a glimpse and when it left, I could move.
“Ive been kidnapped by a monster trying to relate with me! Rapunzel rapunzel let down your golden extension” “Not here kitten whiskers daddy will discuss it later”
Pixar portrayed by Shrek the Third, Without Context 0:00 Cars 1/2/3 (but mostly Cars 2) 0:02 Up 0:11 Onward 0:18 Coco 0:27 Finding Nemo/Dory and The Good Dinosaur 0:28 Inside Out 0:45 A Bug’s Life 0:51 Monsters, Inc. 1:03 Monsters University and Brave 1:07 Ratatouille 1:09 The Incredibles 1/2 1:10 Toy Story 1/2/3/4 1:23 WALL-E
The odd thing is that when I was a kid, I never understood half of these scenes. So looking back at it, It pretty much shows you on how f’d up this movie is.
Death Count King Harold: Cursed by Shrek to die Random student: Publicy hung in gymnasium Donkey: Killed by guards out of disgust Rumplestiltskin (the bad one, not the awesome one from Shrek Forever After): Killed by mob of villains Shrek: Stabbed by Prince Charming
Dusty Rhodes This gotta be the most stupidest comment I’ve ever seen. If people didn’t stay in their houses corona virus would be twice as big as it is now, and it wouldn’t be thousands, it’ll be millions.
Mestizo Karfpezion Quarantine helped slow it until we figured out a proper way to deal with COVID-19. Also, quarantine in general is kind of a horrible idea because I’m sure it just destroyed the world’s economy, including a LOT of small businesses.
Shrek: someone better be dying
King: *i’m dying*
*internal happiness*
That gag is in the actual movie
Puss: And you my friend are royally
(Horn blares)
Matthew Soucy D A D A
Shrek: *grimaces*
Kid: *hangs himself*
Random bystander: “ E W “
After commiting suicide in front of all students,
@@hunterofdarkness8329 Such a pain man ik
*He's a living babysitter!*
Just A Potato: “Where’s the baby?”
Omg you have a woomy pfp 🧡
Shrek saying “let’s get started” and then immediately falling asleep is pretty much my life at this moment.
Quarantine hours be like:
At-home finals be like...
That's exactly what I do when someone wants to watch Shrek the Third with me
Yeah, right
All our lives
0:16
The best part is that it's not even edited, it literally cuts to him dying
Aim daiing
@@3fimer0 😭
A rare time when I laugh at a fictional characters death
ded squid I laugh at them no matter what
0:27 is great too
Did Prince charming call himself "Daddy"
*yes, yes he did*
Timestamp 0:59
It wasn't Prince Charming, it was Nikolay Baskov. (yeah that's a dad joke ik)
Lol
Ew, he did...
"I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A MONSTER TRYING TO RELATE TO MEEE!"
Beauty and the beast
*When your abusive parents try to console you*
The public school system in a nutshell
relatable
999th like
Shrek: somebody better be dying
King Harold: *Allow me to introduce myself*
Shrek:😬
Mike P. Sullivan that scene is the reason we are all the way we are today
Hello
nintendofan 131 hello bruddah
It’s funny because that’s an actual scene from the movie
Not here Kitten Whiskers, Daddy will discuss it later
Ok
Okay
Dafuq
Notice me senpai
Ok
0:59
"Not here Kitten Whiskers.. Daddy will discuss it later..."
WHY IS NO ONE DISCUSSING THIS???
HONESTLY 🤣😭
Ikr
I DIDN’T EVEN REALIZED THAT AS A KID
EWWW LOL I DIDNT EVEN HEAR WHAT HE SAID UNTIL I REVISITED THE TIMESTAMP YOU PUT
Noooo🤣🤣😭😭😭
*I’ve never realized how much the Shrek series IS NOT for kids 😂*
Its for all ages
The older you get the more you understand.
ashley the shark slayer I always watched this when I was a kid ;-;
Same
Shrek has *layers* like an ogre
The kids hotbox in a carriage was too much for me
“-because the only one standing in your way, is you.”
“Me?”
“GET EM LADS”
*shrek gets stabbed, credits roll*
Only one standing in your way is Shrek
Get him lad !
stab
HOW MANY Times do we have to teach you this lesson old man??
By far the only joke in this movie I thought was legitimately hilarious. Shame. Happened just about every second minute back in Shrek 2.
*GET SHREK LADS*
0:41 Even after killing himself in front of the entire student body, everyone still looked at Arthur in disgust.
Mr Bones X ew
😂
well this got dark😶
Well that went 0 to 100 real quick
I SHOULDNT HAVE LAUGHED AT THIS
0:27 legit used to give me nightmares.
The “Dah Dah” is what did it
DADA!
_D A D A_
Same
Piret Iris DADA I REQUIRE FOOD
_D A D A_
Shrek: “Somebody better be dying”
King Harold: I am going to do what's called a pro gamer move
That is priceless
“I’VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A MONSTER TRYING TO RELATE TO ME!!”
*every anti-social person ever*
Edit: let’s not fight over me “meaning to say asocial” because I meant what I wrote. Antisocial.
Pan!
Wouldn't the word be Asocial?
"Asocial” suggests indifference to or separation from society, whereas “Antisocial” more often suggests active hostility toward society
Cindy99765 yes I’m a pan 😂😂
@@Veryfreshveryflourish24
totally agreed, some people confuses both words.
@@Veryfreshveryflourish24 To be simple: Antisocial=Psycopath, Sociopath...
Therapist: Ogre Baby Donkey isn't real. Ogre Baby Donkey can't hurt you.
Ogre Baby Donkey: 0:27
DA DA
Lmfao
*Dies*
Wait what
Puppy Baby Monkey vs. Ogre Baby Donkey
Aaaaaand GO!
“The only person standing in your way. Is you”
“Me?”
*”GET EM LADS!”*
Stabs Sherk
1:17
YEAH!
Shrek: “Somebody better be dying”
King Harold: “I’m dying”
Aha! That’s in context chief.
*s p i c y*
My palms just got sweaty
D Ã D Â
Shrek's Face at 0:21 makes this even better!! 😂
*"Somebody better be dying!!"*
_"I'm dying..."_
*"Okay, I didn't mean literally..."*
King Harold and Queen Lillian
Everyone who talks about their problems but doesn’t want advice:
0:52
Yes!!😂😂
.🤔😑🖕.
@@poopdescoop9309 *No!*
0:35
“________________”
“Knees weak, arms are heavy”
“Vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti”
He’s nervous
@@springfox6470 but on the surface he looks calm and ready
Anoushka M to drop bombs
To smack a yeti
r e v a l i s g a l e i s n o w r e a d y
0:08 everyone when online classes started
Haha
*Facts*
bruh meee
😂😂😂 I'm. Dying 😂😂😂
lmao accurate
0:41
**someone getting publicly hanged**
"Ew"
Lmao 😂
He’s a living babysitter
Where’s the baby?
He didn’t hang he fell in a basketball hoop
@@matthewsoucy9073that’s Joy from inside out
"He's a living babysitter!"
_Where's the baby?_
*sad noises*
Nobody:
0:27 : my sleep paralysis demon
*DA DA*
0:51 When my sleep paralysis demon tries to have a heartfelt conversation with me.
The nut sock:
I felt mine by me In Halloween night, I could not move and my heart felt scared which made me realize to open my eyes with my eye masks and saw something only a glimpse and when it left, I could move.
Well… yeah, that’s bout what sleep paralysis does
"shrek the third,without context"
me: when did that movie had context again?
i forgot the context of that movie tbh
I only remember in memes
TRAIN SHREK THE THIRD HAS NO
CONTEXT AND THEREFORE SHOULD BE
*BANNED*
“The Only one standing in your way.. is you!”
“..me?”
*”Get him, lads”*
Stabs Sherk
Gingey: "BORING!"
*anyone laughs at prince charming*
*later show prince charming crying of begging rude*
I said that first!
Shrek: Let’s get started!
Sleeps in senior
.......
JOLLY WHY ARE YOU HERE
@@spinodino6170 MY BOI?!
“Poop”
“Poop”
“Poop”
“Poop”
“Somebody better be dying.”
*”I’m dying”*
F
F
F
F
word
Gingerbread man: *B O R I N G*
Everyone: *this is the peak of comedy*
His name is Gingy
prince charming: ;^;
0:59 admins on discord
Literally.
“Ive been kidnapped by a monster trying to relate with me! Rapunzel rapunzel let down your golden extension”
“Not here kitten whiskers daddy will discuss it later”
0:08
_Me Starting To Do My Online Schoolwork during Quarantine_
Good idea, thanks
This is me as well but instead of sleeping I do every other thing but my work so like cooking cleaning or watching TH-cam 😂
So true
Stfu online school isn't even hard I've done it by myself all my life bruh
@@rainatmidnight , _XD it sounds like you don't buddy_
_2 Hours Later..._
Shrek: Somebody better be dying
Coronavirus: I gotchu fam
Just Some Guy without a Mustache E
Challenge for everyone: Try not to let him make top comment again
Your quirk is in effect
Hello again Omnipresent Commenter
Get back to the Moist Meter
“Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down thy golden extensions!”
0:03 is me when I get home from school and then find out how ugly I looked the whole day
That's quite specific
@@donnieandmichelleclanton7733 But is true
Damn same 😳
every day*
Real
0:40 Smokes on weed on school property.
School: So you have chosen death
(GETS PUBLICLY HANGED AT PEP RALLY)
Gwen: Ew
HES A LIVIN BABYSITTER!
Where’s the baby?
Hahahahaha **Cough**
*2 dwarves change the Bootery sign to Hooters*
"I was born"
Everyone: 1:07
Pixar portrayed by Shrek the Third, Without Context
0:00 Cars 1/2/3 (but mostly Cars 2)
0:02 Up
0:11 Onward
0:18 Coco
0:27 Finding Nemo/Dory and The Good Dinosaur
0:28 Inside Out
0:45 A Bug’s Life
0:51 Monsters, Inc.
1:03 Monsters University and Brave
1:07 Ratatouille
1:09 The Incredibles 1/2
1:10 Toy Story 1/2/3/4
1:23 WALL-E
Never thought I’d need that comparison but I greatly respect it
Laura Berkowitz Thank you!
@HEROSAM Nice comparison
Christian Hallenbeck I can respect a lot of opinions, but this is not one of them
How you gonna disrespect WALL-E like that?
0:41 is arguably the most out of context of all these out of context clips.
HOLY SHIT LMAO
I have to watch this movie again lmao
“ew”
The odd thing is that when I was a kid, I never understood half of these scenes. So looking back at it, It pretty much shows you on how f’d up this movie is.
Same when I was younger I never knew what it meant either lol
0:08 me when I start my journey during quarantine
I was searching for someone saying this
0:52
0:41
Everyone: 2020 is going to be awesome
Covid-19: 1:11
Dunno if you know the context, but this is made even better because she immediately _decks_ a guard in full armor and _knocks him tf out_
Idk what u mean that’s hot
Sound Wave LMAO😂😂
This is the first comment that has made me genuinely laugh in a while, thank you
Perfect
0:00 everyones reaction to shrek the third
0:03 the producers after hearing everyones reaction
Me after no new Shrek movies for a while: 0:41
JC Studios The producers 0:45
*"I'M BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A MONSTER WHO'S TRYING TO RELATE TO ME"*
0:03 I cry when I see myself in a mirror too..
Me too
Relatable
The crowd: *Goes Wild*
Eminem: 0:35
Underrated
@@dolliesmoons Thanks fam
0:55 I DONT REMEMBER THIS I SPIT OUT MY WATER
0:27 What child free people see in their nightmares.
So fuckin true 😂
Oh my gawd!!! You took the idea out of my mouth!!! LOL!
This movie was ahead of it's time, I couldn't even really appreciate these jokes as a child
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
James Charles: 1:11
Don't disrespect Doris like that :(
TBH James is a mad man
YOU THINK JAMES CHARLES IS AS GOOD AS DORIS??? NAH MAN
I literally am dying!! 😂😂🤣
LMFAO
When my dad comes home with fast food
Me: 0:28
BAHAAHHAHAHAHAA
I choked
I was on the tolite and pooped myself
Thank you
*DA DA*
When my dad comes home:
0:16
"Somebody better be dying!"
"I'm dying."
:O
0:35
Does he have vomit on his shirt? Mom's spaghetti?
That's bars dude.
XD
He's nervous
But he looks calm and ready
Back to reality
You should've added in Fiona yelling "IM PREGNANT"
why am i only just now realizing that prince charming really called himself “ *daddy* “
“When a man has certain feelings about a woman, a powerful urge sweeps over him.”
*SPICY*
Gingy: *"BORING!"*
**everyone laughs**
Prince Charming: **cries**
The perfect way to the start the video
Sherk : “Let’s get Started” *Gose back to Sleep*
1:21
"Me?"
"GET HIM!"
*Proceeds to kill Shrek*
Watching this makes it look like a movie that wasn’t meant for kids
1:07 Nobody is gonna talk about the guards saying
*eW kiLL iT* I’m like: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:35
Knees weak
Ogre's heavy
There's flesh on his vest
Godmother's spaghetti
0:25 Who honestly thought this was appropriate for children? This still terrifies me to this day
It’s not for children that’s the problem
"My palms just got sweaty"
...
knees weak arms are heavy there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
...I'll leave now
I’m now jus understanding the “ye old hooters” joke
When i was younger i thought it was about owls so i was confused on why everyone was excited by owls-
@@Sam-cd8yd everyone loves owls
1:23 I remember being little and being traumatised when prince charming stabbed shrek for a second
0:08 Shrek: “Let’s get started!”
**goes to sleep**
Me in life
“Somebody better be dying”
“I am dying...”
Nice
That wasnt even an edit, that was the real movie
But that IS the context.
0:27
Not sure why the *DADA* always kills me
Sees hooters:
how did this show get accepted for kids again?
Dreamworks: Yes
I’m the 69th Like
movie*
"Rapunzel , rapunzel let down by golden extension"
*-snowhite*
"somebody better be dying"
*Someone is actually dying*
0:14 Me and the boys during lunch discussing politics
“Somebody better be dying!”
“Im dying...”
Well... you got What you want
No one:
The video thumbnail: L E G
-arm- L *e* G
"He is a quality babysitter!"
"Where's the baby?"
The baby:
D A D A
Baby-sitter: Where is the Baby?
*Flying with a witch and a having a army of witches and villains while having a stroke by a mosquito*
0:47 when everything open ups
Death Count
King Harold: Cursed by Shrek to die
Random student: Publicy hung in gymnasium
Donkey: Killed by guards out of disgust
Rumplestiltskin (the bad one, not the awesome one from Shrek Forever After): Killed by mob of villains
Shrek: Stabbed by Prince Charming
0:03 Vampires when they finally get to see their reflection in a mirror 😂😂😂
I never realised how much adult humour was in Shrek The Third, I’m going to have to rewatch all of the movies from my childhood again 😂
Friend: “So how’s Shrek 2?”
Me: “oh, it’s the greatest cinematic achievement”
Friend: “What about Sherk the Third?”
Me: 0:00
Schafrillas?
0:15
1:08
@@yankeeforcestudios5431 no, straight facts
Supercreeperking101 shrek three: 0:03
“Let’s get started”
_S N O R E_
Also, I don’t like how you didn’t add the entire movie
1:11
Is that just me or did I expect him/her to say
*A man has fallen into the river in LEGO city*
I think it’s a her
"When a man has a certain feelings for a woman, a poweful urge sweeps over ya"
_weird motion_
*"SPICY"*
I love how the “Someone better be dying” transition is actually in the movie.
0:41 Me when they extend quarantine because people can’t stay in their freaking houses.
You think that people staying in there houses will make the quarantine go away? You're incredibly naive
@@DiggitySlice
That statement....... makes no sense
@@DiggitySlice well it would definitely help to stop spreading it if some people ACTUALLY stayed inside their homes.
Oh shit 😂😂😂
Dusty Rhodes
This gotta be the most stupidest comment I’ve ever seen.
If people didn’t stay in their houses corona virus would be twice as big as it is now, and it wouldn’t be thousands, it’ll be millions.
0:02 when your teacher says that you will have detention and so you won’t be able to watch MrMrMANGOHEAD
The Shortest Name Ever I can relate
Who wouldn’t
"poop poop poop poop" Yes Shrek I do agree with that statement of yours
that pfp, a man of culture i see.
He has such a way with words
0:21 Shrek is scared that his wish came true.
"the only person standing in the way is you"
"me?"
"geddim lads"
“Somebody better be dying!”
“I am dying”
Lmao
"Shrek the third without context"
This movie is without context in general... this just makes this more accurate.
“BORING!”
Prince Charming is hurt by your harsh words.
"When a man has feelings for a woman.. A powerful urge sweeps over him"
**clicking noises**
*_"SPICY"_*
" I know how it works"- Shrek
"actually how does it happen" - Donkey
idk why but Donkey's line was hilarious considering he had like 5 kids
1:10 - Everyone in class when I open a pack of chewing gum.
0:41
*Someone literally gets hung right in the presence of everyone*
“Ew.”
"the only one standing on your way, is you"
"Who me?"
"Get him lads"
0:45
Americans protesting against quarantine and then being surprised when they get the rona
What if I told you the QUARENTINE doesn't do sh💩t. You know what? Let him explain it! th-cam.com/video/PGBOP5ZjNco/w-d-xo.html
You're not very smart, are you?
@@MestizoKarf Your IQ must be negative 200
Mestizo Karfpezion
Quarantine helped slow it until we figured out a proper way to deal with COVID-19. Also, quarantine in general is kind of a horrible idea because I’m sure it just destroyed the world’s economy, including a LOT of small businesses.
"Somebody better be dying!"
*cough im dying*
0:41
Guy: *hangs himself*
Random Girl: Ew