I love how you can see JUST when the writing started dipping off. Their conversations went from a jovial battle of wits to ye olde Beevus and Butthead.
I was going to say the same. The dialogue starts out with every line having some meaning pertaining to the plot and characterization, clearly backed by a book. It progresses into sounding like someone let an intern write their dialogue. Just crap, a waste of good actors, money and talented production crew.
@@leachimy24 I think your missing my point. It just showcases that he's not only aware that it's a lie because he's a political equal to Tyrion... But he's also aware of why he's doing it... Hence the respect he shows Tyrion later.
It's even better in the book. There Tyrion talks to Varys last and the eunuch already knows that he told Pycelle he intends to ally with the Martells and told Baelish to broker a marriage alliance with Lysa. Tyrion tells him a different lie about Dorne, that he wants to send Tommen there. Varys acts like he believes this and doesn't know Tyrion's true intentions with Doran, and Tyrion is happy about the outcome of their conversation, but the text doesn't actually make it clear whether or not Varys really fell for it.
@@The_unknown_legend1409 first of all I envy you that you have still so much left to see for the first time! I don’t know if you will be disappointed with the last season but chances are high. You can see that they rushed the last season and it feels like a forced ending (in my opinion)
Tyrion: Did you read it? Varys: It's a sealed scroll for the King in the North! Tyrion: So, what does it say? Varys: Nothing good I laughed up my coffee at that one.
@@rimehoarfrost3059 Sorry mate forgot to debrief. It was like giving birth through my arse at a very high speed and I still can't feel my girlfriend pegging me.
I feel like the talks about Theon Greyjoy with the looks between the two was very much each knew what the other was doing and they were already sure they could trust eachother, it was more to keep up appearances to any spies Littlefinger and the Queen might have.
How could you have cut off the first one?!!! When Tyrion says "I don't like being threatened" Varys' response is gold like genuine confusion of "What? Who threatened you?"
Its such a pity to see the writers butcher Tyrion and Varys friendship after season 6. The dialogue crumbled, the conversations were an eyeroll and Varys death made little to no sense at all.
What writer writes better than George? People have wild expectations. It took George so many years to come up with the dialogue, besides that he’s extremely talented. Audiences really expect hired writers with limited time to come up with legendary dialogue.
@@VonJay If Eli Attie, Debora Cahn, Lawrence O'Donnell, Lauren Hissrich, and John Wells could eventually figure out how to write The West Wing at NBC without Aaron Sorkin (and they *did* figure it out after a season or so), I don't think it's too much to ask a team of writers at HBO to figure out how to write GoT without George - and they failed at it for basically 3 full seasons.
It’s not too hard, you just need to repeat the lines over and over again before the scene and believe that you aren’t funny. The repetition helps ignore the words, and often comedy fails if the character knows what they are doing is funny.
My favorite part of the first scene by far is how gently Varys puts his finger on the door to stop Tyrion from leaving before he gets in his little dig about power and longevity. It really shows how little he has to flex his own influence in order to be intimidating. His power speaks for itself.
"I wish we could speak honestly with each other." "Oh, I wish we could too." LMAO! (I'm not sure what that dry style of humor reminds me of, House MD or maybe something else? But I love it!)
What an experience like any other. With only having watched this series once several years ago, I could tell exactly when season 5 began. And from there, I could feel my soul slowly being sapped from my body.
Fun Fact: When Tyrion Corrected Varys and said " The most famous dwarf in the world " he was referencing a then recent pole about himself ( The actor Peter Dinklage)
"...the big fish eat the little fish, and I keep on paddling" He just told Tyrion he's not even swimming in the water, he's paddling on it. Such clever writing
Bron: we can throw books at his men Varys: we dont have that many books I love how he just went with it😂 most lords would stare at bron like an idiot instead of replying
What I love about this 'little' man is that he demanded an actual role instead of those not so good roles... aka history of the little people. What is really shitty, those little people, their health complications generally end their lives early. Please look at one musician group Kid Rock who selected one for their mascot and how they handled it. Death changes everyone, especially as we fall in love with each other like brothers and sisters by living together. Massive kudos to this 'little' man, for he played a roll of perfection, as my EX under the stars husband - one german russian badass Army Ranger with too many titles on World of Warcraft and an Eagle Scout... now how did I end up with a bunch of dudes who are as dubbed by the Paladin Healer "Loot Whores" Film Name: Cyrano ... Well, they stole the kitchen and the coolest streamer who embraced herself and worse the terrible things on the outside, everything stolen from her as Prey labeled as a rejected child not unlike this 'bastard' Tyron Lanster... He was born short, but I was born a girl... girls survival is greater than man's... Well cheers us to my dude. I make sex jokes...
100% truth... I looked upon the entertainment industry wanting to be a singer... then an actor... then just date one of those faces... then just have a one night stand relationship... I know teenagers new to the world and unrealistic. One of the downsides, I wanted to be loved by all... Then one day I figured it out... How could I 100%? Believe it or not... If I am offensive to everyone then I just 100% in friendship, love, and I didn't do a damn thing aside from embracing myself... I lied though... Unsure of what it was I selected a trial name on the Twitch; we experimented with the masses who wanted me to drink myself into a plunder. Unfortunately the health of everyone is that I'm too good looking or unachievable or something thus must drink myself to death before they could ask me to sleep with them. Not a big deal my friends. Upon providing the actual handle, for I didn't want to lose my pre-y2k handles I came back to the same group but lost the following while including those who dedicated thanks to one chat bot who kept track. Well I do not know who they were, but we lost them. Now Twitch I grant to you a present. I had streamed onto a server of testing, one cooking stream of broiled salmon complete with the house's input on the matter known as a fire alarm which was a first, and the ending of it was not unlike the results of Hellsblade. I wanted to be the beacon of support for everyone is important, but I had to give up time with my family, Time I will never get back. Please make it worth our while and shorten it if you wish, but the video was a how to eat better for everyone. Community Contributor anti-depression anti-suicide Unit of humor, for life is doooo. Cookiethegrill ---> 3ttack Affliated with Twitch, Amazon, World of Warships, Dish Network, Cisco, Comptia, VAlve, EA, Nvdia, HBO and so on... Please, let's not compare me to my Warrior... turned out I was supposed to roll a Holy Priest, but instead rolled a mage who professioned in Gnome Engineering with way too many titles. Also my stream was a bar, and that Paladin always wanted to own a bar... Ty Jason aka CmdBash, also affiliated with his work, but that's only if everyone wants to recognize me... I am a bastard child in my own way after all...
I love how you can see JUST when the writing started dipping off. Their conversations went from a jovial battle of wits to ye olde Beevus and Butthead.
Yeah you can almost pinpoint it
huh huh uh huh...hey Tyrion, you just said 'dip' uh huh huh huh.
After season 4 its just cock jokes and dumb banter
@@KobeJordanHakeemAnd jokes about not having a cock.
"You have no c**k" hahaha
"Imagine Stannis' _terror!"_
"I am trying."
The sarcasm is so thick you can cut it with a sword here.
You can totally see how they have more banter going on at the beginning, and by the time they ran out of books, they reduced them to an overblown gag
I like to think of it them being able to be friends finally
I was going to say the same. The dialogue starts out with every line having some meaning pertaining to the plot and characterization, clearly backed by a book. It progresses into sounding like someone let an intern write their dialogue. Just crap, a waste of good actors, money and talented production crew.
"But the queen mustn't know"
Yeah, Varys knew Tyrion's game immediately 😂
Marrying her to Teon Greyjoy from all poeple just made it too easy
“I never said you were perfect”
Varys always delivers the best lines😂
I love that Varys knows right away that Tyrion is lying about Theon lmao. Its so telling about how he thinks
@@leachimy24 I think your missing my point. It just showcases that he's not only aware that it's a lie because he's a political equal to Tyrion... But he's also aware of why he's doing it... Hence the respect he shows Tyrion later.
Tbf I always found it weird that Tyrion told arguably the smartest of the three the lie that’s so easy to figure out
It's even better in the book. There Tyrion talks to Varys last and the eunuch already knows that he told Pycelle he intends to ally with the Martells and told Baelish to broker a marriage alliance with Lysa. Tyrion tells him a different lie about Dorne, that he wants to send Tommen there. Varys acts like he believes this and doesn't know Tyrion's true intentions with Doran, and Tyrion is happy about the outcome of their conversation, but the text doesn't actually make it clear whether or not Varys really fell for it.
@@sldarwin5615he would have figured out Tyrion’s plan no matter what lie he used so why not save the best of them for people they may actually work on
@@dylanjacques3480 yeah true
"we don't have many books"
"we don't have many men" 😂
I live for these scenes. Their conversations are always entertaining.
😂😂😂yeah
What a shame, the way things ended. Truly.
true! and it makes no sense at all. argh
is it reallly that bad? i am in season 5 half and i genuinely love it . would i be disappointed at the last season or something
@@The_unknown_legend1409 first of all I envy you that you have still so much left to see for the first time! I don’t know if you will be disappointed with the last season but chances are high. You can see that they rushed the last season and it feels like a forced ending (in my opinion)
@@NulchaAs Tywin would say: it’s not an opinion, it’s a fact!
Why did I read this in Varys voice 😂😂😂
"She thinks you want to eat her baby..." 😂😂😂
Varys and Tyrion in seasons 1-4: Some of the most compelling dialogue on TV.
After sasons 4: Cock and ball jokes.
Their chemistry was unique 😂😂
Ha! I see what you did there lol
@@Brotha_Tony what did he do??
@@Rash23215 he said “unique” but it was a play on words with Eunch, which is what Varys is
@@Brotha_Tony oh....i see.... thanks
Everyone always says no one roasted Vary better then Tyrion. But i truly believe Daenerys burned him better.
😭
Meh.
It's the writers who burned him.
Now i understand it😢
Good one🥲
“Theon Greyjoy 😐”
The writing dipped hard jeezus Christ
Just goes to show the so called writers on this series had no real talent.
4:46 Varys’ face!! 😂 oh and Tyrion’s “I need to speak to someone with hair”
I'd want to read a specific book filled entirely with nothing but the adventures and interactions of these two titled "The Dwarf and the Unic"
*eunuch
Unic-orn
@@theeye1176now THAT was clever lmao great comment man 😂😂
The Half Man and the Spider sounds better imo
he's actually a merman but whatever
Tyrian really was fond of Varys...You can see it in the "The queen mustn't know..." scene...
Varys was such a player in his own right. He got done dirty
Peter Dinklage is great, but in my opinion Conleth Hill is grossly underrated.
Varys bowing at every bullshit Joffrey says is gold
Tyrion: Did you read it?
Varys: It's a sealed scroll for the King in the North!
Tyrion: So, what does it say?
Varys: Nothing good
I laughed up my coffee at that one.
Ha 😅
You just reminded me to drink a coffee to fire out this stuck shit like a cannon ball. i'll report back here with more details after the fact.
@Ellis01234567890 so how'd it go?
@@Ellis01234567890 how was it?
@@rimehoarfrost3059 Sorry mate forgot to debrief. It was like giving birth through my arse at a very high speed and I still can't feel my girlfriend pegging me.
0:33 Varys was not buying that shit :D
Either that or his opinion of Tyrion was dropping immensely in real time
"i plan on marrying myrcella to theon greyjoy"
*side eye* "theon... Greyjoy... "
3:07 "I only know what it's like to pick up your shit and throw it overboard" _cue laugh track_
I feel like the talks about Theon Greyjoy with the looks between the two was very much each knew what the other was doing and they were already sure they could trust eachother, it was more to keep up appearances to any spies Littlefinger and the Queen might have.
How could you have cut off the first one?!!!
When Tyrion says "I don't like being threatened" Varys' response is gold like genuine confusion of "What? Who threatened you?"
- I wish we could converse as two honest, intelligent men!
- I wish we could too.
- Where is the God of tits and wine?
Its such a pity to see the writers butcher Tyrion and Varys friendship after season 6. The dialogue crumbled, the conversations were an eyeroll and Varys death made little to no sense at all.
There were alot of things that happened from season 6 on that made little to no sense.
What writer writes better than George? People have wild expectations. It took George so many years to come up with the dialogue, besides that he’s extremely talented. Audiences really expect hired writers with limited time to come up with legendary dialogue.
@@VonJay If Eli Attie, Debora Cahn, Lawrence O'Donnell, Lauren Hissrich, and John Wells could eventually figure out how to write The West Wing at NBC without Aaron Sorkin (and they *did* figure it out after a season or so), I don't think it's too much to ask a team of writers at HBO to figure out how to write GoT without George - and they failed at it for basically 3 full seasons.
These two are the best bros...until Tyrion exposes Varys as a traitor to Dany and he's burnt alive, but bygones! 😅
Done by the very man who later betrayed Daenerys himself
Spoilers
Varys exposed himself 😂😂😂, blame the idiotic writing,
its always joy to hear the conversations between these two...
I have to give Peter credit for his role as Tyrion... idk how could keep a straight face in some of these exchanges 😂
It’s not too hard, you just need to repeat the lines over and over again before the scene and believe that you aren’t funny. The repetition helps ignore the words, and often comedy fails if the character knows what they are doing is funny.
It really looks like Varys's actor is reacting to how bad the cock jokes are, rather than Varys himself reacting
Well, when the actor is good you will always have the impression that this is not acting but the actor him/herself reacting... But no, that was VARYS.
I hate how it devolved into eunuch jokes.
A few every once in a while were funny but it was so obvious when the show was relying on repeated jokes😭
Varys the spymaster who missed massive armies migrating across Westeros to set traps…. Good writing…..
He knew
like Varys said. minute 7.25 Daenerys wont listen to lonely old man.
Are you talk8ng about the golden compass
tbf, said massive armies and fleet seem to warp across Westeros as needed, so it's kinda unfair for him
I’ll never get over Varys death. Planning to commit treason in broad daylight is not the Spiders way
they’re so besties💅
My favorite part of the first scene by far is how gently Varys puts his finger on the door to stop Tyrion from leaving before he gets in his little dig about power and longevity. It really shows how little he has to flex his own influence in order to be intimidating. His power speaks for itself.
StG, to have Tyrion, Varys, Tywin, Margery's grandmother and Little Finger playing a game of wits in the same room 😏
That would be a Tywin victory by the thinnest of margins ever
@@stiopruryd4879 who is 2nd place 😏
Oh man I’d have paid so much money to see that.
I feel like Oleena would just start talking shit and making little side comments throughout the whole game/conversation 😂😂😂
"I wish we could speak honestly with each other."
"Oh, I wish we could too."
LMAO! (I'm not sure what that dry style of humor reminds me of, House MD or maybe something else? But I love it!)
imagine Stannis Terror ! Im trying 😂
Varys loves the Tea, specially from Tyrion
This gives me "Tyrion and his sassy gay friend" vibes
the least believable marriage he tells to varys
Because he knows Varys is least likely to be the spy.
It is always refreshing to listen into a conversation between intelligent and insightful individuals. It is just so remarkably rare these days.
When the Dink said, "the most famous dwarf in the world" I don't think he was acting. Evan if he's not the most famous, he's definitely my favorite.
What an experience like any other. With only having watched this series once several years ago, I could tell exactly when season 5 began. And from there, I could feel my soul slowly being sapped from my body.
While everyone is playing the checkers, these two play three dimensional chess.
Fun Fact: When Tyrion Corrected Varys and said " The most famous dwarf in the world " he was referencing a then recent pole about himself ( The actor Peter Dinklage)
Its goes from the best dialouge and banter known to Fantasy straight into jokes about cocks. Sad
Nice touch .....got me cracking
They did both my bois dirty! 😞
Best duo conversation in game of thrones. Second only to tywin's.
Hahahahahha that little smirk of the the queen mustn’t know haha
Best duo in the entire show.
"...the big fish eat the little fish, and I keep on paddling" He just told Tyrion he's not even swimming in the water, he's paddling on it. Such clever writing
“Ooh, the Queen mustn’t know. I love conversations that begin this way.” I loved Varys
"because I have balls, and you don't." classic 😂
lol, you think thats good writing? clearly you're American if you think that good, hasn't got a clue about actual 'classics'
Rude!
Lame dialogue.
You can see and hear the devolving dialogue.
They used this actor to play the mountain in the end!
I loved these 2
How dialogues went From witty banter to straight Up garbage. With dumb and dumber 😂😂😂😂😂
Clearly visible when the writers lost the support of the books.
"-Hahahha balls joke "
If the books are ever going to be finished, I hope Varys will be revealed to be a lost Targaryen or Blackfyre prince.
Idk who's a better duo who deserves a spin off, Varys and Tyrion or Ned & Robert 🤔
0:33 I love how Varys is instantly just baffled “this guy is either a fucking moron or messing with me”
I rewatch these when I miss the OG seasons
I just noticed in the first scene that Tyrion uses his hand to hold the door. In return, Varys uses only a finger to hold it closed
4:47 - Suuuuuuure, he's a eunuch....😏
4:38 oh no😂
Whispers give good amounts of gold and loot!
Ooooo the queen mustn’t know, lol he knew he was joking.
Really, Kings Landing was the only setting we needed.
I plan to marry Marcela to Theon Greyjoy.
Varys like: really? Do you actually think I’m that stupid? 😩
Dinklage really did a great and awesome role.
“He tells dwarf jokes, I tell eunuch jokes.”
“I do not tell dwarf jokes.”
Subtle, but so funny.
I don't get it. What is the subtlety?
@@poppinlochnesshopster3249 I didn't get it either
Back when Varys was smart (he KNEW Tyrion never meant to sell Marcella to Theon, for example) and Tyrion was good at his job.
Season 2 Varys "Power resides where men beleive it resides" Season 8 Varys "Oh another cockless joke".
"At least your balls won't freeze off" 🤣
Good writing time of death: 5:30
"I'm m entirely sure you're entirely sure what I'm suggesting."
Tyrion was my absolute favorite character, just above Arya. ✌️❤️
why was this deleted and reupoloaded can I ask?
Probably copyright issues
@@eillan1914probably YT's issues
makes me want to rewatch the series. stopping before the last season oc
xD
awesome video. and as anyone can see, it makes no sence that Tirion betrayed Varys at the end. omg i hate the last season so much
Bron: we can throw books at his men
Varys: we dont have that many books
I love how he just went with it😂 most lords would stare at bron like an idiot instead of replying
Varys is the ancestor of Mr Humphries on Are You Being Served? - prove me wrong
Hard to be someones ancestor without balls
Season 1: IQ 220
Season 8: Dunning Kruger
Love this video, but it’s painful to see the immediate decline of writing through their dialogue. It’s Like watching a prized painting burn…
The conversations between Tyrion and Varys are probably the biggest reflection of the gradual decline of the writing.
0:33 he's disappointed by the lie and immediately sees through it
What I love about this 'little' man is that he demanded an actual role instead of those not so good roles... aka history of the little people. What is really shitty, those little people, their health complications generally end their lives early. Please look at one musician group Kid Rock who selected one for their mascot and how they handled it. Death changes everyone, especially as we fall in love with each other like brothers and sisters by living together. Massive kudos to this 'little' man, for he played a roll of perfection, as my EX under the stars husband - one german russian badass Army Ranger with too many titles on World of Warcraft and an Eagle Scout... now how did I end up with a bunch of dudes who are as dubbed by the Paladin Healer "Loot Whores" Film Name: Cyrano ... Well, they stole the kitchen and the coolest streamer who embraced herself and worse the terrible things on the outside, everything stolen from her as Prey labeled as a rejected child not unlike this 'bastard' Tyron Lanster... He was born short, but I was born a girl... girls survival is greater than man's... Well cheers us to my dude. I make sex jokes...
100% truth... I looked upon the entertainment industry wanting to be a singer... then an actor... then just date one of those faces... then just have a one night stand relationship... I know teenagers new to the world and unrealistic. One of the downsides, I wanted to be loved by all... Then one day I figured it out... How could I 100%? Believe it or not... If I am offensive to everyone then I just 100% in friendship, love, and I didn't do a damn thing aside from embracing myself... I lied though... Unsure of what it was I selected a trial name on the Twitch; we experimented with the masses who wanted me to drink myself into a plunder. Unfortunately the health of everyone is that I'm too good looking or unachievable or something thus must drink myself to death before they could ask me to sleep with them. Not a big deal my friends. Upon providing the actual handle, for I didn't want to lose my pre-y2k handles I came back to the same group but lost the following while including those who dedicated thanks to one chat bot who kept track. Well I do not know who they were, but we lost them. Now Twitch I grant to you a present. I had streamed onto a server of testing, one cooking stream of broiled salmon complete with the house's input on the matter known as a fire alarm which was a first, and the ending of it was not unlike the results of Hellsblade. I wanted to be the beacon of support for everyone is important, but I had to give up time with my family, Time I will never get back. Please make it worth our while and shorten it if you wish, but the video was a how to eat better for everyone. Community Contributor anti-depression anti-suicide Unit of humor, for life is doooo. Cookiethegrill ---> 3ttack Affliated with Twitch, Amazon, World of Warships, Dish Network, Cisco, Comptia, VAlve, EA, Nvdia, HBO and so on... Please, let's not compare me to my Warrior... turned out I was supposed to roll a Holy Priest, but instead rolled a mage who professioned in Gnome Engineering with way too many titles. Also my stream was a bar, and that Paladin always wanted to own a bar... Ty Jason aka CmdBash, also affiliated with his work, but that's only if everyone wants to recognize me... I am a bastard child in my own way after all...
season 8: haha varys no kok
It rook me some time to enjqy these two.
uhhh the queen
i need to speak with someone with hair ahahah
Tyrion is the only person I know who ended up being worse after getting sober.
Theon was the worst lie Tyrion could tell. No one wants jack anything to do with the Iron Dumb.
I want to come back to it but it ended so badly that I end up angry
need to make a shortcut on varys funniest moments
Season 8 really fucked up about them. I honestly think that Tyrion would have trusted Varys over Daenerys
wait so varys wasnt a pedo? he just knew all kids from his whispers?