all the times jaime lannister was personally attacked

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  • i made this back in september and my laptop has no memory left so im uploading my super secret stash of jaime getting owned to clear my laptop out for my uni projects, d&d dont hurt my bb for whom i have complicated affections for and let him be happy with brienne pls

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  • @despoina7547
    @despoina7547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16438

    The sequel: every time someone tells sansa their life story without her asking

    • @mckennalauren
      @mckennalauren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1070

      she truly had to just sit there and take it, props to her i would have shoved them out of the way when i got even remotely bored.

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      @@mckennalauren
      Oh come on now, there's plenty to learn from people's whole life stories 😅

    • @dabears7687
      @dabears7687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      It would be mostly balish and noone wants that

    • @thomy1955
      @thomy1955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      @@thalmoragent9344 actually that's what Tyrion always did. He listened to people and the things they desire, so he could use it for his own advantage. Maybe Sansa should have listened better, so she could have knwon, what the people around her desire the most.

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@thomy1955
      True, Littlefinger and Tyrion, etc learned to listen and make those connections, and they were, well for the most part anyways, pretty intelligent people.

  • @abduljah9355
    @abduljah9355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16219

    I love how Jaime always tries to start arguments and never knows what to do when people fire back.

    • @greencyy
      @greencyy  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2072

      He’s literally like “HELPP I DIDNT KNOW ID GET THIS FAR”

    • @nezarecdiscipleofthewitnes3823
      @nezarecdiscipleofthewitnes3823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +746

      Lol he's an angry redditor

    • @giuliacarolinacaltagirone606
      @giuliacarolinacaltagirone606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      It’s funny because it’s true

    • @napolien1310
      @napolien1310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      Exactly he thinks he can portray the character of bad boy who doesn't care about other people and smart but sadly he doesn't have his brother's way with words

    • @rasheemthebestfirstone3274
      @rasheemthebestfirstone3274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@napolien1310 he does the writers just f’ed him

  • @Ninjapenguinmassacre
    @Ninjapenguinmassacre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4101

    Forgot “3 victories doesn’t make you a conqueror” “it’s better than 3 defeats”

    • @branislavanenadovic3171
      @branislavanenadovic3171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dat vaz akšuali ment for Tajvin sinc Džejmi haznt bin komanding sinc hi got džejld.

    • @blackhand8299
      @blackhand8299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@branislavanenadovic3171 still Jaime was captured in one of those defeats

    • @marty2090
      @marty2090 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@blackhand8299 The comparison is between him and Tywin. Napoleon won the majority of his battles but lost the war. Thats Jaime's point.

    • @realdaggerman105
      @realdaggerman105 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@marty2090
      To be fair, Napoleon won a lot of wars before he lost that one. It took seven European coalitions before he finally had to call it quits!

    • @luisduarte7917
      @luisduarte7917 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@realdaggerman105my guy napoleon lost 3x he invade Portugal,it was bases on that 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bridgetbrennan6615
    @bridgetbrennan6615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8798

    “There are always lessons in failures.”
    “Yes. You must be very wise by now.”
    *Absolutely obliterated*

    • @MaxwellAerialPhotography
      @MaxwellAerialPhotography 2 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      The queen of thorns had to get one last jab in.

    • @branislavanenadovic3171
      @branislavanenadovic3171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Srvs him rajt for kiling d 1 lad hu lukd ap tu him despajt d fakt hi vas d kingslejer.

    • @hafeeez87
      @hafeeez87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      It gets funnier because Robb, who was just regarded as a kid at the time had outsmarted a knight of The Kingsguard

    • @SavageDragon999
      @SavageDragon999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "At least I am wise. And you're still a failure." Easy come back tbh.

    • @siran424
      @siran424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@SavageDragon999 Nope.

  • @Kevin-yt8oz
    @Kevin-yt8oz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4815

    "If the boy does wake, Id be very interested in what he has to say."
    Tyrion was the first to know and knew years before anyone else.

    • @emmadamae
      @emmadamae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      he has that sibling instinct

    • @aryastark111
      @aryastark111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

      Tyrion knew about the incest... but only suspected his siblings involvement in bran"s accident.

    • @geordiejones5618
      @geordiejones5618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      The writers wasted so many opportunities to follow up old threads in the second half of this show. They just killed off everyone good and dumbed down everyone left.

    • @godreap3820
      @godreap3820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@geordiejones5618 oh get over it it happens

    • @whoknowswhocares885
      @whoknowswhocares885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      No he didn’t. He only found out about that when he arrived at King’s Landing. When Catlyn Stark took him prisoner that was when he first heard of the fact someone tried to silence Bran for something he might have seen. He later suspected Little Finger because it was a dagger he lost that ended up in the hands of an assassin. But he knew if Jamie wanted him dead he would have done it himself, but none of them had the stomach to kill a child in their bed.

  • @stares_mthrfckrly
    @stares_mthrfckrly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4982

    Jaime: You’ll never marry her.
    Loras: … and neither will you.
    *Y O U D I E D*

    • @diegosotomiranda4107
      @diegosotomiranda4107 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Emotional damage over 9000

    • @vrxyoungeditor7846
      @vrxyoungeditor7846 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      that is my favourite

    • @rumi1970dg
      @rumi1970dg 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      i still dont get why jaime seemed offended by that considering in the last episode before that he told tywin he doesnt want a wife

    • @pickledpeckers7789
      @pickledpeckers7789 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      @@rumi1970dgHe’s offended at the insinuation that he has sexual relations with his sister at all, which is of course, true. But nothing offends people more than the truth

    • @powderedwiglouis1238
      @powderedwiglouis1238 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@pickledpeckers7789 that last sentence is pure gold

  • @thatonegirlwithamustache2758
    @thatonegirlwithamustache2758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8098

    I find the fact that even Loras got to roast him hilarious

    • @Firstofhername007
      @Firstofhername007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      And he walked right tf into it!

    • @kyekimler
      @kyekimler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +516

      To be fair to Loras, he's a certified badass in the books. Maybe not exceptionally bright, but still cool.

    • @oath4231
      @oath4231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@kyekimler didnt he beat the mountain or something

    • @kyekimler
      @kyekimler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      @@oath4231 Beat him in a joust, exactly as done in the show. In all fairness, he used a mare in heat against a stallion which is why the Mountains horse was so hard to control, but we are shown a few other examples of jousting in the books where Loras is far and away the best horseman.

    • @rhorynotmylastname7781
      @rhorynotmylastname7781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@kyekimler Yeah, in the books he's only bested by the top tiers in the series, and he's probably better at riding than all of them.

  • @tylerm6453
    @tylerm6453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6351

    “I wanted to grow up and marry the most beautiful woman in the world”
    Switches to Cersei’s distorted face

    • @DivineBeastVahMedoh
      @DivineBeastVahMedoh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Its the same filter every time

    • @DivineBeastVahMedoh
      @DivineBeastVahMedoh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOFOFOFOOOFOFOOF

    • @Kishie98
      @Kishie98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ds6329
      @ds6329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Crimson Chin Thanos face looking ass 😆

    • @madeleinedartois4689
      @madeleinedartois4689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Kills me everytime

  • @FallOutJosie
    @FallOutJosie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8511

    "...because you'll never marry her."
    "and neither will you."
    *wasted*

    • @EL-ISS
      @EL-ISS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +474

      One of few times Ser Loras stood up for himself lol

    • @777LGF
      @777LGF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      My favorite one!

    • @alexbattaglia8297
      @alexbattaglia8297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      @@EL-ISS Poor Loras, dude was much better in the books

    • @EL-ISS
      @EL-ISS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@alexbattaglia8297 yeah he's definitely more badass in the books.

    • @marcelofranco5820
      @marcelofranco5820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@EL-ISS true that. I remember the last thing i hear about him in the books is that he almost die taking back Dragonstone

  • @elfodelputoinfierno
    @elfodelputoinfierno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5657

    Loras roasted Jamie so hard that the Lannisters only got even when Cersei blew up the Sept

  • @theBCEproductions
    @theBCEproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4245

    Euron in the books: mysterious sorcerer, tons of interesting backstory, possible connection to the three eyed raven, possible bringer of a Lovecraftian eldritch apocalypse
    Euron in the show: "hee hoo I fucked the queen"

    • @Catullus_J_5
      @Catullus_J_5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +617

      “FIngEr uP tHe BuM”

    • @Nahanquasar
      @Nahanquasar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      100%

    • @tekken4granted
      @tekken4granted 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Biggest disappointment in the show

    • @tai2664
      @tai2664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Yeah, i feel like it wasn't miscasted but just straight up the whole character ruined by writing and stuff. Cause the actor is a good one.

    • @TheDragonsPit
      @TheDragonsPit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Great casting terrible writing.

  • @lauraeggs
    @lauraeggs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3293

    the Cercei faces are hysterical. Thanks for the laughs after this sad season.

  • @engain8119
    @engain8119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2084

    *jaime (s1-s8):* _keep it together, remember what the anger management lady said, deep _*_breaths_*

  • @allenkleinermann9359
    @allenkleinermann9359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1653

    Love how there's already thug life glasses on Olenna even before she speaks

    • @thomasshirley318
      @thomasshirley318 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      She had already earned them

    • @SacredDaturaa
      @SacredDaturaa ปีที่แล้ว +59

      It's a permanent fixture.

    • @markygario7878
      @markygario7878 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      ah, yes. The queen of thorns.

    • @evan64915
      @evan64915 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      What do you mean? That how she appears in the show

    • @theguru621
      @theguru621 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I thought that was just what she looked like in the books and show

  • @MaskedMass
    @MaskedMass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    "Hello, my name is Asshat."
    *distant screeches of laughter*

  • @georgewashingmachine3957
    @georgewashingmachine3957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5352

    Honestly he's that one character in every fantasy series that wear iron armors and be a brute and all that, but inside he's just this cute little puppy that keep getting shitted on by other people

    • @greencyy
      @greencyy  5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      my thoughts exactly

    • @dongately2817
      @dongately2817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Did he ring the bells? I believe so. He died knowing his honor was intact and in the exact way he wanted to. Not a classic redemption arc but a character who stayed true to his nature throughout the show (a good man who does bad things for a forbidden love).

    • @Tara-js3bv
      @Tara-js3bv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@dongately2817 Yeah and he kept his promise to fight for the living. Wanting to save Cersei was not necessarily bad. I believe when he said he didn't care for the innocents, he was lashing out.

    • @darksiders_genesis
      @darksiders_genesis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@derrickterel Maan you really do not understand GOT politics at all, if let's say Jaime lets Bran go and he tells Robert anything about this you realize Jaime, Cercei and basically all their 3 children in which Tommen and Myrcella are innocent children will have to die! Man did what he thought would protect his family, and there is a thing called repentance which he clearly did feel. Another thing if Bran never fell from the tower, he never would've became the 3 eyed raven so call it fate and destiny!

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@darksiders_genesis
      Bran still may have become a 3 eyed raven either way and bro, he tried to kill Bran, the push was meant to kill him. The Starks and many people knew Bran was nearly killed because he found out... you really trying to justify little Bran getting yeeted off a tower?
      All honesty I get what you're saying, but bro, come on now... plus, those 3 kids died off anyways, and if Joffery died off sooner, well everyone would've been better off, and Cersei would've been dead too.

  • @Telechontar09
    @Telechontar09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +972

    That Ned argument about tournaments is excellent considering the fact Jamie thinks he beat The Sword of The Morning. It also adds greater weight to why he was pissed off his guy intervened.

    • @nicmagtaan1132
      @nicmagtaan1132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      yeah kinda odd but in reality jaime would just let us say dance around ned with him playing around, that strike by his men ruined his fun

    • @johnjohnston6379
      @johnjohnston6379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jamie was mad as hell that dude knocked ned out the fight and he couldn't finish it straight up

    • @jgamer2228
      @jgamer2228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Technically he did. Howland Reed killed him but his fight was with Ned

    • @minomushi9392
      @minomushi9392 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I must be going insane but I can't for the life of me work out what Ned says after 'because when I fight a man for real...'
      I've replayed it about ten times now and it's driving me crazy!

    • @PuchuKt
      @PuchuKt ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@minomushi9392 "... I don't want him to know what I can do" i believe he says

  • @amandastevens1117
    @amandastevens1117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4100

    I was honestly so proud of Jaime's arc. Then s8e5 came around and I was like "fuck, never mind"

    • @therealdutchvanderlinde3124
      @therealdutchvanderlinde3124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      Season 8 made it seem as if jamie just put an act on to take brieane virginity and then went syraight back to cersi

    • @1400_Trout
      @1400_Trout 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Swear!! hahah

    • @MrNinja543
      @MrNinja543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cool amanda

    • @MatzeNRW1803
      @MatzeNRW1803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@therealdutchvanderlinde3124 omg yes!! Exactly what I thought back then, it was so sad, because the bad writing destroyed his redemption and made a man I learned to respect through the earlier seasons, look so stupid. That was more sad than his death tbh. I wished romance wise he stayed with Brienne…

    • @MatzeNRW1803
      @MatzeNRW1803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Beeing proud described it soo well

  • @juansandoval3430
    @juansandoval3430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1009

    I forgot that it was Jaime who attempted to kill that kid and crippled him for life, just to ensure he could keep f’n his sister. We knew the type of person he was, and he still half managed to redeem himself.

    • @louwinters508
      @louwinters508 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No it wasn't just so he could keep fcking his sister. It was to keep his sister and her kids from being killed. And him of course. He'd be the one kept to watch as they were put to death. Tywin wouldn't stand for it of course but may be able to save Tommin and Marcella if he agrees to not go to war.

    • @bigmonke2899
      @bigmonke2899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More because for the lives of himself, cersei and the kids. Robert would have them killed the second he found out that theire fucking. If I would be in the situation of: kill a boy from a rival family or see my love and our children die I would've took Brans head

    • @songbird6414
      @songbird6414 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Literally the worst possible opening and yet he somehow managed to somewhat bounce back

    • @Ghostiification
      @Ghostiification ปีที่แล้ว +59

      He was made to be hated, until we all realised there are far worse people out there. Then he suddenly started feel like a reasonable man.

    • @stayotter
      @stayotter 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I mean, part of the reason he pushed the kid was to save a lot of lifes.

  • @paulinutec
    @paulinutec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4722

    "cersei should have swallowed u" LMAOOOOO I'm wheezing

    • @tobz3229
      @tobz3229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      i was looking for this comment

    • @alexandergabrielalqueza3881
      @alexandergabrielalqueza3881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Jaime: I don't want wife, I don't want children
      Tywin: What do you want?
      dang he totally forgot about his 4 children that died.

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@alexandergabrielalqueza3881
      You mean his 3 children? And yeah I guess after all this time, Jamie wasn't looking forward to more kids aside from way later.

    • @skynyrdjesus
      @skynyrdjesus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@thalmoragent9344 There's also Cersei's firstborn that died. Its impossible to say who the father was though

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@skynyrdjesus
      I'd imagine that one at least was Robert's

  • @PaisleyGreene63
    @PaisleyGreene63 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1119

    When Bronn clobbered Jaime with his own prosthetic hand I just about died. Totally not expecting it!

    • @user-ox4cz4tw3k
      @user-ox4cz4tw3k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I wonder if that was in the script

    • @LordBoyke
      @LordBoyke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And Jamie still had a time to say "What was that?" 😂

  • @mzee5119
    @mzee5119 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Jaime is me jumping into arguments and getting tongue tied the second someone says something clever😭

  • @seokkchan993
    @seokkchan993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2190

    He first went in the series as the annoying blonde 'prince charming' type like in the Shrek movie, but now he's just the adorable golden retriever puppy that just wants his family to be happy I love this dingus 😢💕

    • @planetkc
      @planetkc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Say that again.

    • @imamiddleagedgoofygoober
      @imamiddleagedgoofygoober 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      ...And he saved thousands from burning in their beds and told no one and just took everyone calling him Kingslayer and Oathbreaker for years and years. No one deserved Jamie

    • @serenefawtvqwyhbfswyhvfawtg536
      @serenefawtvqwyhbfswyhvfawtg536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@imamiddleagedgoofygoober he also pushed a child out a window

    • @imamiddleagedgoofygoober
      @imamiddleagedgoofygoober 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@serenefawtvqwyhbfswyhvfawtg536 lol true

    • @philldewitt8809
      @philldewitt8809 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@imamiddleagedgoofygoober He never cared for any of those people

  • @thegoblincleaver4040
    @thegoblincleaver4040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1102

    Jaime: breathes
    Everyone: roasts and bullies Jaime
    Jaime: *oh ffs--*

  • @compequiet0584
    @compequiet0584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    Distorted Cersei always breaks me.

  • @pedrogarcia-maurino6468
    @pedrogarcia-maurino6468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1151

    Isn't it crazy how Jaime was bullied almost ás much as Tyrion? Anda he was a drunk imp

    • @spikythepineapple7318
      @spikythepineapple7318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Drunk imp? Mmmm yes we don’t like you
      One of the real heroes who killed the mad king to save thousands of people and a whole city from being burned to the ground? Mmmm yes we don’t like you

    • @DrCruel
      @DrCruel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@spikythepineapple7318 Yeah, right. What a waste of time that was. Ended up happening anyway.

    • @spikythepineapple7318
      @spikythepineapple7318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@DrCruel Jaime really deserved more respect than he got

    • @KrayzieMofoGuy
      @KrayzieMofoGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Jaime - at least for the first three or so seasons - was way more of a dick than Tyrion though

    • @craigarkensaw
      @craigarkensaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spikythepineapple7318 drunk imp=Tyrion, not Jaime

  • @berkleypearl2363
    @berkleypearl2363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2734

    Jamie Lannister is how redemption arcs should be done

    • @greencyy
      @greencyy  5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      period

    • @obsessivefangirl5055
      @obsessivefangirl5055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +552

      Except for s8 ep 5

    • @berkleypearl2363
      @berkleypearl2363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      obsessive fangirl right. I never would have thought I’d have to take that statement back

    • @obsessivefangirl5055
      @obsessivefangirl5055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@kocomissed6490 blame Dumb and Dumber my friend

    • @riko8314
      @riko8314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      This aged like a fine milk

  • @marcosandrade7908
    @marcosandrade7908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    "So here i am, with a thousand ships and two good hands" omfg lol

  • @Bellatrixstrange09
    @Bellatrixstrange09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    They were really dragging this man for 8 seasons. LMAO

  • @GemGames3
    @GemGames3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    11:40 "Who are you and what have you done to my Brienne" ahahaha! love it :D

  • @kristelllar477
    @kristelllar477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    “is shrek hiring” LOST MY SHIT

  • @artforthewicked4689
    @artforthewicked4689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3050

    Honestly never got why every character gives jamie shit for killing the mad king. Guy was burning the townspeople alive so he killed him, I get he swore an oath and stabbed him in the back. The dude literally saved the city though by killin him and everyone gives jamie shit for it

    • @Sleeper800
      @Sleeper800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +957

      That's kind of the point of his character. The audience in the beginning thinking that he was a man who needed redemption, before learning that if he hadn't done what he'd done thousands would have died. He basically threw away his reputation to do what was right, and everyone giving him shit for it is the consequence of that action.

    • @dave1927p
      @dave1927p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +406

      a lannister always pays his debts. If he swore to protect the king at all costs and is the one to kill him, one will always question his loyalties and word...honor was lost even though what he did was right....doing something right and possibly heroic isn't always the honorable path it seems.

    • @darknesscosplay7622
      @darknesscosplay7622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +472

      I don't think that it was public knowledge that the Mad King wanted to burn the City to the ground

    • @dabears7687
      @dabears7687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +484

      @@darknesscosplay7622 yeah even in the books he kept it to himself. He basically took all the criticism and jabs but never made an excuse until he finally told Brianne

    • @smash3r01
      @smash3r01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      The fact he didn't strike until his Father was attacking the city looks incredibly suspicious as well.

  • @BlueLena
    @BlueLena 5 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    I can't watch this with a straight face... especially the Cersei scenes XD

  • @potentdelirium
    @potentdelirium 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    11:38 *_I AM ROLLING_*
    edit: I finished the video and this basically sums up Jaime's Arc as a character lmfao

  • @Alexander-ms9ht
    @Alexander-ms9ht 2 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    It's sick how much Jaime developed through the series. Starting as a bad and arrogant person but ending up as a loyal and respectful hero. His character development is actually my favourite. Even his looks changed after only less than 10 years.

    • @jessielemon6967
      @jessielemon6967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Loyal enough to go back to cersi?

    • @aambular
      @aambular 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@jessielemon6967 we do not recognize s8 here as an actual thing 😌

    • @kellysondesterroaguiar4570
      @kellysondesterroaguiar4570 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jessielemon6967 S8 never happened

    • @njmfff
      @njmfff ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If you rewatch early seasons, lot of his scenes get new layer, because you can see Jamie being conflicted. It's like he wants to be good and noble, but everyone keep reminding him he's shit because he's both Lannister and Kingslayer, so at some point he just gave up and started acting like an ass because everyone already hates him no matter what.
      Also Cersie is his poison, he did most of the shitty things because of her, and was only ever allowed to be himself when he was around Brianne.

  • @sloancaskey2152
    @sloancaskey2152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    J: So the lion does concern himself with the opinions of shee-
    T: NO ITS NOT AN OPINION ITS A FACT
    J: ... sorry daddy

  • @olu550
    @olu550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    The ad placement immediately after "Not at all what I intended" is pure genius

  • @shamit300
    @shamit300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "Planning on growing it back"
    Best comeback in the history of comebacks

  • @ChrisVillagomez
    @ChrisVillagomez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    I love Cersei trying to lecture Jaime on just doing things without thinking XD

    • @Firstofhername007
      @Firstofhername007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah she for sure the dumbest Lanny-Lan.

  • @zefurin7300
    @zefurin7300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    5:14
    I agree : Sir Loras still has the most savage roast of the show.

  • @Vidar93
    @Vidar93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Honestly what the blackfish said to him was probably the most hurtful out of what anyone said in these clips. As a boy he looked up to the blackfish as a hero and role model and to grow up and have him call you an honorless pitiful man would really hurt...

  • @octavianschaefer7294
    @octavianschaefer7294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    I’m so glad you made this because a lot of it at least was exactly what I was thinking with Jamie’s facial expressions throughout the show. He was basically the Jim Halpert of Westeros.

  • @georgewashingmachine3957
    @georgewashingmachine3957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    And oh my I love the way you keep the thug glasses on Olenna's face throughout the whole conversation 😂 She really was a thug in that moment 😂 And the red murder eyes 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dupregaming8788
    @dupregaming8788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    9:21 the editing here is oscarworthy
    It took me about 10 minutes to stop laughing so I could finish the video

    • @dupregaming8788
      @dupregaming8788 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’m back after 3 years and it still makes me laugh to this day 🤣🤣

  • @adazzledim_
    @adazzledim_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    THE CLOWN MUSIC AT 9:18 IM LOSING MY GD MIND

  • @VillainApologist_
    @VillainApologist_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I didn’t expect to end up laughing so hard I was crying. I needed this.
    Jaime is my favorite, and I never realized how many times he was the butt of every joke LMAO
    The editing was *chefs kiss*

  • @janm3781
    @janm3781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I live that the Queen of Shade is just constantly wearing shades. 😄

  • @minutemuse
    @minutemuse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I feel this all constitutes as animal abuse considering Jaime is basically a golden retriever.

  • @mirloruiz7638
    @mirloruiz7638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I've never realized the amount of comebacks Jamie has had at him DAMN!

  • @celticeyesmorriganrising929
    @celticeyesmorriganrising929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I feel bad for Jaime, CAN NOONE SEE THAT JAIME WANTS EDDARD STARKS APPROVAL, IT WAS SO OBVIOUS!

  • @FallOutJosie
    @FallOutJosie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    *a FiNgA iN tHa BuM*

  • @oleksandrpertsiukh3204
    @oleksandrpertsiukh3204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    That moment when Jaime was like "I don't wanna work here anymore" + "Is Shrek hiring?.." got me really hard

  • @AeonAxisProductions
    @AeonAxisProductions ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Bronn and jaime after the first battle with dany has to be one of my favorite lines in the whole series xD just the way bronn delivers the line
    "If she decides to use them, to really use them"
    "You're fucked"
    "Don't you mean we're fucked?"
    "No I do not, dragons are where our partnership ends"

  • @melissasartin7896
    @melissasartin7896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    So many great little edits to this... my favorite has to be Euron talking about marrying the most beautiful woman, and then it cuts to Cersei's pinched face.

  • @ricardomontoya2395
    @ricardomontoya2395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    00:11 the funny part about this quote is that absolutely no one was willing to fight Jaime when he had both his hands because they knew what he was capable of, thus it never mattered how good he was because he never got to use it

  • @confused4971
    @confused4971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I can't stop laughing at the distorted faces Jaime keeps having. Poor dude, just let him be the extremely attractive smartass we all know and love

  • @hhughes9465
    @hhughes9465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    'you doink' lmaooo

  • @bencarlson4300
    @bencarlson4300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love the Blackfish conversation because you can tell he’s finally over literally everyone getting the best of him in dialogue scenes. “Can’t I even win against an old man who I have every possible bit of leverage against?” Nope.

  • @lowkeylokii4205
    @lowkeylokii4205 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    0:40 once we saw the full story you know how much that actually hurt Jamie to hear

  • @bilbobeuli
    @bilbobeuli ปีที่แล้ว +51

    0:35 I mean hell, Jaime was such a fanboy for Ned and secretly looked up to him because of his outspoken honour etc.
    Just this once he hoped he’d get some approval for saving millions of people in KL but. His look just says it all.
    Nikolaj should’ve won an Emmy for every season.

    • @sameveland8560
      @sameveland8560 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      he didnt know that he saved anyone, jamie just didnt say anything for some reason which is a huge plot hole for me

    • @cheangizzz
      @cheangizzz หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't think he really a fan. He is bitter cuz Ned has a reputation of an honorable man even tho he is a killer and also the one who begun Jaime's reputation as kingslayer. Arthur Dayne was his hero and this guy who claims to be Mister Honor killed Dayne, so Jaime doesn't like Ned for complex and not quite just reasons. He doesn't understand that from Ned's pov Jaime killing Aerys was a political move (it was but Jaime didn't intend it so). Jaime is a knight while Ned is a lord.

  • @thibaudlepez4142
    @thibaudlepez4142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Jaime: There are the meme glasses, i've seen them for 17years on face after face

  • @jtthomas7349
    @jtthomas7349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Always hated how they made Jaime pretty much useless after losing his hand, I mean a swordsman as great as he was should be able to be at least above average with his left and that they never weaponized the stump.. theres all kinds of thing he could put there that would be much better than that useless fake hand.

    • @deadshot1995
      @deadshot1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It’s realistic. He’d lost his wrist and would never be able to reach anywhere close to his former dexterity with the prosthetics available to him at the time.

    • @PR--un4ub
      @PR--un4ub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@deadshot1995 You'd think a master swordsman would have already trained with his "off hand" (if he weren't ambidextrous to begin with).

    • @deadshot1995
      @deadshot1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@PR--un4ub Why? There's little benefit to training with his left hand when he'd never be as good with it as his right. Any time spent training would've been with his dominant hand because the aim is to hone and improve his skills, not to become slightly competent at fighting in a way he never expected to have to.

    • @PR--un4ub
      @PR--un4ub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@deadshot1995 Why? Are you honestly looking for an answer? I'll humor you: because there could be times when his right hand may be bound, holding something/someone vital, crippled or even absent altogether.

    • @deadshot1995
      @deadshot1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@PR--un4ub Very niche situations that are unlikely to ever happen. It would be like a professional tennis player spending significant time practising with their offhand because of the slight chance their dominant hand would be incapacitated someday.

  • @mich7864
    @mich7864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I want these comments on the entire series for every character. Hysterical!

  • @Most0riginalUsername
    @Most0riginalUsername 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "is shrek hiring"

  • @BatmanHQYT
    @BatmanHQYT 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The Loras one was fucking BRUTAL. Looks like he learned the art of snark from his grandmother.

  • @J1283-s1k
    @J1283-s1k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It never fails to make me laugh when Cersei progressively becomes an Oblivion NPC with Oblivion facial features and proportions.

  • @CoRLex-jh5vx
    @CoRLex-jh5vx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love the Cersei faces more than words can say. Thank you so much for this gift

  • @danielbadger2641
    @danielbadger2641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The editing on this is legendary

  • @AlinJ.
    @AlinJ. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I'm crying laughing. Circus music in Jaime's head at 9:17 and the following scene destroyed me.

  • @setsyoufree8
    @setsyoufree8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    *Jaime, internally, at all times:* Conceal, don't feel (😂)
    Edit: I know I'm going to keep coming back to this video and adding favorite parts. The (struggling) and (struggling intensifies) made me choke on my drink, as did Joffrey's 'asshat' name tag 😂

  • @keaira4703
    @keaira4703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    this is edited so wonderfully i’m wheezing

  • @greencyy
    @greencyy  5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    this is how i cope
    special mention: his hand getting chopped off

  • @jerrdnn3373
    @jerrdnn3373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    He is the only character that earned a happy ending
    But didnt get one.

    • @SteenaBabeana
      @SteenaBabeana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm not crying, you are. ;-;

    • @zehsackett6132
      @zehsackett6132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He died in the arms of the one he loved like he said he wanted.

    • @TheToby121
      @TheToby121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How is he the only one to earn a happy ending lol

    • @akkir6707
      @akkir6707 ปีที่แล้ว

      it you push a innocent boy to fall out of a window and hope for him to die you have no right for a happy ending

  • @thelastsamurai9835
    @thelastsamurai9835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    You should have added the scene where Myrcella tells Jaime SHE KNOWS HE'S HIS FATHER the look on jaime's face was hilarious 😂

  • @DavidPeoplesTV
    @DavidPeoplesTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    I love Ned, he’s the best, but the biggest problem I had with Ned was how unfair he was to Jaime.

    • @Hannah-kk7wp
      @Hannah-kk7wp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Jaime deserved it in the first season tho. If Ned was still alive at the end, they would’ve been friends

    • @ppeachyboo
      @ppeachyboo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      well,,, i kinda understand, but ned was unfair with him because jaime made a vow, and lannisters only sided with em in the war when it was convinient for their house. unlike rebels, jaime (and all the lannisters) were loyal to aeris until the very end of the war and betrayed him knowing that they were their only support. in addition, jaime was not only a lannister but also a part of the kingsguard: that means that his loyalty to the king should have been more important than anything else, and that he should have sought his safety first. even if that meant being part of the massacre of kingslanding, because that was the vow jaime made when he became a part of the kingsguard. honor is not always accompanied by good deeds, and, for ned, good deeds without honor ... could not be considered good.
      considering that ned didn't even knew that aeris wanted to burn the city, and all what he saw was a man who, he thought (bc jaime never directly denied it), had seized the best moment to become a hero... i think it's normal for a character like him to think that way. i honestly believe otherwise it would have been too unrealistic for his character.
      anyways, i am not aware of all the lore bc i watched the first seasons years ago, so maybe i'm wrong and he was, indeed, unfair. idk, that's just how i see it lmao

    • @isaachussain3603
      @isaachussain3603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Ned was a great guy, but he was wrong to instantly judge Jaime guilty the second he stepped in to the throne room, Jaime was a 17 year old kid in a awful situation...Ned could have asked him what happened, he could have provided Jaime with the guidance he desperately needed but he didn't, and it came back to haunt him years later. That was a turning point for Jaime, deep down he wanted to be good and be a true night, but he was too proud to beg them to hear his side when they had already judged him...and it sent him down a dark path. It's sad that things went so bad between Ned and Jaime, but I think Jaime will find his true self again in the end, he's come a long way already

    • @ahmetabdulbakioglu
      @ahmetabdulbakioglu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Jaime was so sassy then, so Ned couldn't take Jaime seriously and didn't want to listen to his story. In the books, when Ned entered the throne room after the murder of Aerys Targaryen, Jaime was sitting on the Iron Throne and teasing Ned. That's why the honorable Ned Stark didn't want to hear Jaime's side.

    • @kyekimler
      @kyekimler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You've gotta try and see it from Ned's point of view, honour is everything to a man like him. After seeing Jonothor Darry and Lewyn Martell die on the field of battle defending Rhaegar, the legendary Barristan the Bold almost dying to his sustained injuries, and not to mention later battling Arthur Dayne, Gerold Hightower and Oswell Whent to the death even when the war is already won, of course Jaime and his actions are going to seem like a disappointing blotch on the honour of the Kingsguard.
      Obviously Jaime's actions are considered by us to be morally correct, but that simply isn't in the society they live in.

  • @julianalbisu7600
    @julianalbisu7600 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Every time Cersei showed up with that filter, cracked me up 😂

  • @haltair4015
    @haltair4015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Say what you want about the "Does she like it gentle or rough ?" scene betwween Euron Greyjoy and Jaime Lannister but it's so fucking funny everytime XD

    • @kayleyschurman8638
      @kayleyschurman8638 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't know why it's so funny but his shocked face when talking about that when he literally has sex with his twin sister cracks me up every time. 😂

  • @davidcortes5658
    @davidcortes5658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Idk why , but 0:43 after Ned asks him "is that what you tell yourself" and you see the stupid fucking edit. It had me in tears man , fuck that was good

    • @J1283-s1k
      @J1283-s1k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When it keeps zooming in on Ned's eyes had me pissing myself.

    • @char4980
      @char4980 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @TheARESClanGaming
    @TheARESClanGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Everybody laughing at the Cirsei scenes but I’m crying at the Euron Greyjoy long neck 9:28

  • @babiebitch1756
    @babiebitch1756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2382

    I love how show Ned is just a fucking beast. Destroying poor Jaime's self esteem on the daily

    • @char4980
      @char4980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lmaoooo

    • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
      @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      Reading Ned's POV chapters in the book were great. Every time he thinks of Jaime, he just has complete contempt for him 100% of the time.

    • @c.o7993
      @c.o7993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@EndOfSmallSanctuary97 well he did literally watch the mad King brutally murder his brother and father

    • @OwnYourBaldSpot
      @OwnYourBaldSpot ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@c.o7993 how does that relate to him hating Jamie and not the mad king?

    • @PuchuKt
      @PuchuKt ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@OwnYourBaldSpot haven't read the books but I'm guessing "if you were going to betray your king, couldn't you have done it before he killed my family?"

  • @XXLady
    @XXLady 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Forgot how utterly magnificent Jaime's hair was in those first episodes 😍

  • @cloudcampos4555
    @cloudcampos4555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    0:04 The video was muted and with Jaime's bedroom eyes and the beautiful hair facing the camera I thought he was flirting with a woman ( other than Cersei) and I thought" who is she? I don't remember her 🤔" Then they changed angle and it's a very bearded Ned apearing. Oh my days 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @priyamajumdar3079
    @priyamajumdar3079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    THIS WAS MUCH NEEDED

  • @tay8681
    @tay8681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    YESSSSS THIS IS THE CONTENT I SUBSCRIBED FOR!!!!!
    Edit: thank you for loving my comments, it always brightens my day💕☀️

    • @greencyy
      @greencyy  5 ปีที่แล้ว

    • @tay8681
      @tay8681 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      greencyborgninjadude

  • @MayTheOddsBeInYourFavor
    @MayTheOddsBeInYourFavor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Everyone: Oathbreaker! No one can ever trust you. *turns nose up in air*
    *if Jamie had done nothing*
    Everyone: How could you? How could stand idly by as the Mad King killed all those innocent people? I suppose your honor mattered more than your duty as a knight….*turns nose up in the air*
    Yeah, just don’t care what people say cause people gonna talk either way. Just do what helps YOU sleep at night with yourself

    • @dartog4967
      @dartog4967 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      With yourself or your sister

  • @prettygirlsaywhat
    @prettygirlsaywhat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Lmao the “WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BRIENNE” got me 😂

  • @70spoem
    @70spoem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    why did you have to do *that* to my girl cersei skdjsssjsjsjsjsjsj

  • @kathryn8295
    @kathryn8295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    i watched this last night and was in first period at like 8:00 and was trying not to cry because of “its a threat”

  • @tvdspnlover
    @tvdspnlover 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This is the best thing I’ve seen all year, well done👏🏻😂

  • @psj0611
    @psj0611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It cracks me up everytime I see Cersei's face warped 😂

  • @asgardali22
    @asgardali22 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The "you doink" from Tywin got me good 😂😂

  • @Iley1_500
    @Iley1_500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how he always answered with "love you too sister" to Cersei every time she insulted him

  • @HoboHunterRik
    @HoboHunterRik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I still don't understand why in this crazy fantasy world with giant mechanical ballistas and other mechanical marvels that someone couldn't just make Jaime a prosthetic hand. Even in real life Gotz of the Iron Hand literally had his good sword hand chopped off and they manged to make him a prosthetic that was able to grasp a sword with ease.

    • @AroundElvesWatchUrselves96
      @AroundElvesWatchUrselves96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Guts

    • @filipporubino4163
      @filipporubino4163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Maybe if he visited the Citadel in Old Town, but he never thought about that...

    • @notverypog
      @notverypog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@filipporubino4163 he kinda forgot about the citadel...

    • @benriffle104
      @benriffle104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shit, Ash Williams was transported back into the Medieval Ages and created his own hand, and that dude worked at an S-Mart.

    • @DaveDexterMusic
      @DaveDexterMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Grasp a sword" isn't the same as "wield a sword". That prosthetic simply holds the sword at a constant angle, without any of the finger or wrist movements essential to sword use. For someone with the apparent fine technique Jaime had, it would be barely better than no hand at all.

  • @LusiaEyre
    @LusiaEyre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "That boy had wanted to be Ser Arthur Dayne, but someplace along the way he had become the Smiling Knight instead" Jaime's story is a tragic one. Glorified hostage guard, only Kingsguard in the Keep and a boy still... he kept his knightly oath but broke the Kingsguard one and his most knightly deed became his shame and he was judged on the spot by the court of public opinion. No wonder that he latched on to his toxic family, the only people who seemed to have his back. There was no one else left for him. And he hardened his heart and spent years tethering on the brink of what he wanted to be once upon a time and what he needed to be to survive. I hope the books will give him more satisfying arc conclusion than the show. And I wonder what if Ned got to the city first or asked him 'why' at the time. If Jaime had a friendly face in the crowd other than his father...

  • @kawaiiboshi
    @kawaiiboshi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Tell Cersei, I wanted her to know it was me" Haha Raigen eyes, lmao 😂 His face, lol.

  • @lordfoof4264
    @lordfoof4264 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Olenas eyes glowing at the end fucking killed me 😂

    • @mark45635
      @mark45635 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro that shit killed me😂😂

  • @ABSolution2468
    @ABSolution2468 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's like watching an entire realm kick around a crippled golden retriever

  • @littlephlox8255
    @littlephlox8255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As soon as Jaime got whipped with a rock, a car alarm went off outside LOL

  • @deathstalkerx4415
    @deathstalkerx4415 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:00 that zoom was criminal

  • @awizardwithwords994
    @awizardwithwords994 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I could watch the entire series with just only Cersei having these hilarious distorted edits