Great set. Not a recreational herbalist myself, but I admire your candid sharing of your experiences with the ups and downs of such a hobby/lifestyle. The Kobe joke is classic. Keep going strong, Bruce Jingles.
this is gonna be meechy darko from flatbush zombies when hes old and cant rap but still funny af..and intelligent. all u flatbush fans feel me? hopefully
there's no joke man this is 2 years old, like the past. but basically what I figured was that most people have smoked (in the audience), but are very hush hush about it, and that wet joints are not always an accident.
I've stopped at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green! Don't go grocery shopping when stoned, you will find something you need in every aisle, cat food, the box looked good, thing is I don't have a cat! At the cashier I left without my grocerys, cashier says to me, sir, sir don't forget your groceries. Stoped at pre pay gas station, tell the clerk I need $20 on pump one then walk out to my car and drive away without pumping the gas!
I don't know much about marijuana, nor do I use it, but I don't see what the big deal is, aside from the horrid smell, which, correct me if I'm wrong, is referred to as "dank." If you don't smoke, cool. If you do, alright. If you smoke weed and you're a successful person, awesome. Just don't do it somewhere where people are going to be bothered by the smell. And try not to do it while driving or conducting some hazardous machine or vehicle that could potentially hurt, or kill you, or others around you. Aside from all that, I think that people who smoke weed should have the freedom to do so, as long as they play things safe.
Eduardo Valle Please find a girl and make more copies of you. My hat's off for you. I never smoke & drive and I do my smoking at home.. but I still get shit from people just for doing it. I work as a pool guard while I'm saving up for my chance to study sound-engineering. And I'm always nice to people around me. I just think that this hate against a plant should be stopped. With respect comes respect.
I feel like if people could walk around and smoke cigarettes then they should walk around and smoke weed. Cigarettes got a nasty smell as well plus second hand smoke is worst I heard
I tend to think that, along with integration (working and living together), weed is one of the things helping to improve race relations. There are certain things that we all like (food, music, intoxicants), that can draw us together as common ground. Many of the other things are corporatized, so although we may interact with different races because we all eat the same food, for instance, it is done through the sanitized environment of a corporate chain store. Weed, being illegal in most places, forces us to interact with each other in a more person way; we develop relationships, have to trust one another, etc. It doesn't hurt that weed tends to calm people, or that stoners are often the nicest people you will meet, but I also think that weed interactions foster better relations. I now know a dozen more black people than I would have met through going to school, working, and being neighbors, just because in the last decade and a half I have bought from, bought for, smoked out, and been smoked out by, numerous black people. In fact, we will often get stoned and discuss racial stuff, but it is always friendly and usually hilarious. For instance, my neighbor, his brothers, and I talked the other day about several stereotypes, and never once did it get heated. We talked about names: how Bubba and Rufus are probably white guys, but Lavondrius and DaMarcus were probably going to be black. We even had a hearty laugh when I put forth the name DaMarcus, as it was my "guy's" brother's middle name- his eyes went wide when I said it, as a smile crept over his face. His brother, my "guy", was doubled over laughing. We talked about "Formation" mentioning hot sauce, and how white people supposedly love mayo, yet I hate mayo and like hot sauce (I'm white), and yet they love mayo and don't use hot sauce (they are black). We talked about "How did it become a stereotype that black people loved fried chicken? What race doesn't like fried chicken? Ok, pickled pigs feet, sure; that can be a black thing. But fried chicken? That is universally loved." Again, it is never hostile, and usually ends in laughter. Thanks weed, for bringing us together.
+quantumperception P.S. Not all of my weed interactions with other races have gone well (I've lost $20 here and there taking a chance on a new person), but that said, the same is true of deals with white people, and my weed interactions with black people have largely been positive.
"stop at a green light?" LOL good stuff. I stopped at a flashing red and...stayed there waiting for the green. That was fun.
bswitza lmaooo I've been there man.
Same. I’ve stopped at a stop sign before and sat there for a good ten minutes waiting for it to turn green.
bswitza I've done the same thing
SemiHighFlyer I've done that too
The Rolling Stoner how’d u feel when u realised?
A drunk person will run the stop sign. A stoned person will wait for the stop sign to turn green.
Done it before
Justin Webb tbh so have I
@@justinwebb6730 I almost missed class cuz I was staring at my car for 20 minutes
Guilty as charged. But what’s my excuse? I don’t even smoke 💨 😜
Yup this happens more often than it should.
"Im a weed smoker" should be the next thing after saying hello to someone you want to meet.
Right???
a lot of stoners do that. because nobody smokes weed without letting you know they do
Cannabis brings us together.
Phillip Jennings o just met two strangers at the park who wanted a lighter to spark a blunt and we all smoked out together 😗💨
Philip Jennings: AMEN
Phillip Jennings lol only color I see is green.
Phillip Jennings Yeah,it does.
@Ghost ...and you got herpes for free!
Jingles looks like a mix of Flying Lotus and Tyler, The Creator
ahaha
sol ahhahaha I'm dying
weed smoking respiratory therapist , I've definitely stopped at a green light though lmao
Barry Love lol
Barry Love bruh ive done that sober nbd
Bro how the fuck can you smoke weed and be a respiratory therapist, are you a black Klansman too?
Barry Love I
lol that's a sign and half bro
thumbs up if you've ever stopped at a green light XD
Yes!!
Stopped and waited for a green light at an stop sign...
Great set. Not a recreational herbalist myself, but I admire your candid sharing of your experiences with the ups and downs of such a hobby/lifestyle. The Kobe joke is classic. Keep going strong, Bruce Jingles.
this is gonna be meechy darko from flatbush zombies when hes old and cant rap but still funny af..and intelligent. all u flatbush fans feel me? hopefully
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+Naruto Uzumaki spaced out old ass oddessey lmfao
Welp “this is it”
Vacation In Hell
Mel Mancheno yuh
4:50 the weed kicks in
am i in trouble? no i just want to know where you get your weed from. lmfao
Omg Tyler the Creator in 35 Yrs lol
tyler doesnt smoke weed
Not the fact that he smokes but how he looks and talks lol
:O we found his dad.
Dude I was gonna say the same thing. Reminds me of his Thurnis Haley character.
Lukas Skogs not yet...
Thanks, guys
dude i took my math test high as shit and i got 18/20
I took a math test high and got a 4/20
One of the funniest comedians so far, just straight funny
This was so brilliant and so true at the same time :)
One of my favourite stand-up comics dude, huge props! Nice work! :)
I agree it helps me focus sometimes; definitely helps with creativity
when he told them about the wet joint, THE ENTIRE CROWD RESPONDED!
all o them stone and they were being all secretive in the beginning
i dont get the joke
there's no joke man this is 2 years old, like the past.
but basically what I figured was that most people have smoked (in the audience), but are very hush hush about it, and that wet joints are not always an accident.
I think he meant the wet joint joke bro haha
Thats why I dont have smoking sessions where you share, people are NASTY AF! I also dont wanna get herpes.
I'm smokin on some Yes we Canibus
I thought the same thing xD thats a rapper that em killed lyrically with dre
That was the most funniest thing I heard in a while!!! Thanks for the laughs......"It's gooooooood"!!!!
i love this guy man it feels really relaxed listening to him
"Weed doesn't affect memory."
"You'd go off campus, eat lunch, and come back for some reason..."
lol'd hard
This man be using lit back in 2012
Rivka Van Breugel right? Lol
you're very entertaining I'm definitely going to look up your shows, take care man!
This was awesome. I love weed. I'd like to see more 5 min clips from other comedians too.
Who else can perform this well, this cross-faded?
Bruce is one of the most talented comics out there!
Finally, laugh factory. :)
"I'm a weed smoker" *whole crowd* "WOOOOOOH"
listening to this guy is a great way to discourage people from smoking drugs!
"Whats the worst thing you do on weed, stop at a green light?"
XD
If you're me you wait for the stop sign to turn green.
No joke I came in lit to class and my teacher was like "good stuff huh"?
its dope hearing jokes about dope when your on dope :)
*"Yes We Cannabis"* lmfao 😂😂😂
Dear table smackers, I love you, you make every stand up better " haaa haaa smack* slap* broken glass*
This Guys Needs a Comedy Central Special! and If he does Have one I HAVE To See it!
I love weed stand up. Post MORE!!
ITS DOPE HEARING JOKES ABOUT DOPE WHEN YOUR ON DOPE :)
this was funny man, good shit!
"yes we cannabis" GREAT LINE
I see the line "weed makes you forget" "that's bullshit i never forget to smoke" in memes today
"What's the difference between 1/8 and 1/4 I put 50 bucks" 😂😂
Funny shit man. Keep up the weed humor.
The end 😂😂😂
"whats the worst thing youre gonna do on weed, stop at a red light?" too true.
Liked & Shared!! PEACE
I've stopped at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green! Don't go grocery shopping when stoned, you will find something you need in every aisle, cat food, the box looked good, thing is I don't have a cat! At the cashier I left without my grocerys, cashier says to me, sir, sir don't forget your groceries. Stoped at pre pay gas station, tell the clerk I need $20 on pump one then walk out to my car and drive away without pumping the gas!
That however sounds like a good trip man! Whatever you had just been some good crystal weed
Stop at a green light 😂😂😂😂
You made me spit my cereal all over my screen. You funny
He is LIT
"Ima call it fuuuuck"
"Why?"
"Dude smell it"
"Fuuuuuuck!"
I like this guy !
This was real good
My friend you should run for president. You make fare more sense than the current one
the "yes we cannibus" line was genius..
I AM PIGGIE-BACKING THAT lol!
Eat a banana bread with THC then tell me weed ain't bad.
Weed is bad
You must have gotten some poorly made stuff. It can taste good in anything when done right.
What's the worst thing you can do on weed? Stopped at the green light? xD LMFAO
Good set.
"stop at a green light" has two jokes in one phrase,great
haha good material!
I am watching RIGHT NOW from "Klancaster" lol the city right next to Palmdale.
How funny :)
im sorry to hear that, I spent the first 24 years of my life there
OUCH
SimRacin Jordan Thanks
had me rollin tha whole video.!!! ur a funny ass dude and i love weed also :]
What's the worst thing that can happen when smoking weed?
Stop at the green light.
HAHAHA I literally rolled on the floor laughing.
nice one... he's great!
Standing there, watching the water boil... while waiting for the water to boil so you can cook your macaroni for mac n cheese.
big up your funny as hell !
I don't know much about marijuana, nor do I use it, but I don't see what the big deal is, aside from the horrid smell, which, correct me if I'm wrong, is referred to as "dank." If you don't smoke, cool. If you do, alright. If you smoke weed and you're a successful person, awesome. Just don't do it somewhere where people are going to be bothered by the smell. And try not to do it while driving or conducting some hazardous machine or vehicle that could potentially hurt, or kill you, or others around you. Aside from all that, I think that people who smoke weed should have the freedom to do so, as long as they play things safe.
Eduardo Valle Please find a girl and make more copies of you. My hat's off for you. I never smoke & drive and I do my smoking at home.. but I still get shit from people just for doing it. I work as a pool guard while I'm saving up for my chance to study sound-engineering. And I'm always nice to people around me. I just think that this hate against a plant should be stopped. With respect comes respect.
Madmindman Haha. I'll try to do so. Good luck with your career path! (-:
I feel like if people could walk around and smoke cigarettes then they should walk around and smoke weed. Cigarettes got a nasty smell as well plus second hand smoke is worst I heard
Lesean Bulow Yeah, that's true. They both smell pretty bad. No offense :p
***** Oh I'm not hating. I just don't really like the smell xP
I've stopped at a stop sign and waited till it turns green lol
50 bucks holy fuck! IN CALI?
“You mad cause you can’t say it” 💀💀💀
this dude is awesome and funny hahaha
OH SHIT THATS HIM!!!!! Its tyler the creator's dad!
Ruff McThickridge for real??
not even tyler knows who his father is. Bruce Jingles is from cali too. for all we know he could be the dad that left tyler in his childhood
Ladies and gentlemen...we got um
This guy is good!
Amen, brother!
Once I found a green snake in my back yard and threw a rock at it shouting "SNIVY, YOU'RE MINE!" That high...
no you weren't
Yea.. who tf has the want to fight a snake.. most I've done is fought a mail box but it was talking shit
Ha watching at 4:20 am 😂👌
I tend to think that, along with integration (working and living together), weed is one of the things helping to improve race relations. There are certain things that we all like (food, music, intoxicants), that can draw us together as common ground. Many of the other things are corporatized, so although we may interact with different races because we all eat the same food, for instance, it is done through the sanitized environment of a corporate chain store. Weed, being illegal in most places, forces us to interact with each other in a more person way; we develop relationships, have to trust one another, etc. It doesn't hurt that weed tends to calm people, or that stoners are often the nicest people you will meet, but I also think that weed interactions foster better relations. I now know a dozen more black people than I would have met through going to school, working, and being neighbors, just because in the last decade and a half I have bought from, bought for, smoked out, and been smoked out by, numerous black people. In fact, we will often get stoned and discuss racial stuff, but it is always friendly and usually hilarious. For instance, my neighbor, his brothers, and I talked the other day about several stereotypes, and never once did it get heated. We talked about names: how Bubba and Rufus are probably white guys, but Lavondrius and DaMarcus were probably going to be black. We even had a hearty laugh when I put forth the name DaMarcus, as it was my "guy's" brother's middle name- his eyes went wide when I said it, as a smile crept over his face. His brother, my "guy", was doubled over laughing. We talked about "Formation" mentioning hot sauce, and how white people supposedly love mayo, yet I hate mayo and like hot sauce (I'm white), and yet they love mayo and don't use hot sauce (they are black). We talked about "How did it become a stereotype that black people loved fried chicken? What race doesn't like fried chicken? Ok, pickled pigs feet, sure; that can be a black thing. But fried chicken? That is universally loved." Again, it is never hostile, and usually ends in laughter. Thanks weed, for bringing us together.
+quantumperception P.S. Not all of my weed interactions with other races have gone well (I've lost $20 here and there taking a chance on a new person), but that said, the same is true of deals with white people, and my weed interactions with black people have largely been positive.
smooth set
Thanks.
Look at his eyes. He's freaking high! hehehe
Weed affects your memory
Nah that ain't true, I never forget to smoke
That shit is funny right there
I laughed so hard when he said it gave back the joint all wet :) that's what I do when I don't like someone. hahaha!
stop at a green light?? hell, i do that when I'm sleepy
Please smoke with me 😂
I've stopped at a lot of green lights 😂
Is he high on weed ?
nirvan jasrotia I sure hope not
Brandon Gibson why not?
Weed is the devil
Brandon Gibson lmfao. Good luck in college.
I need a Josh in my life! 😁😁😁
One time I was so high I went to the Burger King drive thru, payed and left without my food
Preach on bro!
Good Stuff.
Yes we cannabis 🌳
he is th e guy with the wooden hand in happy Gilmore and he is a genius , love the green light joke
Thanks, MrWimp
i cant remember if i heard this from him already, or from someone else and he's stealin
I stopped driving because I'd stop at a stop sign, wait 3 seconds, go, and then look back and panic wondering if I stopped
dude, if you're ever performing in Vancouver, I'm gonna come to that show and I'll meet you in the parking lot after with a couple of kush cannons.
Crunchy Delight.
Wow, a debate on this clip?? Awesome
You see Patrice and then you see this and then... you go and never come back!