Everything Wrong With "Dear Nostalgists" by TriAxis (JOKE/PARODY)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ต.ค. 2024
- I think I've talked about Dear Nostalgists enough so I'll make this the last time I talk about it. Also yes I'm back from my second vacation if anyone even cares. That's why I was gone for two weeks. Maybe this "parody" isn't perfect but I at least tried, so, yeah.
For example there are a few editing failures that I didn't notice like at 3:45 with the "Level Sin Counter" going up and down for some reason.
I don't even really like Cinemasins THAT much but he truly had a unique style that I wanted to try out and I hope it at least almost worked out here. Maaaybe I was a little too harsh towards TriAxis in this video personally, but it's all for comedy and I don't hate him as a person or anything.
This "Everything Wrong With (Level)" thing is not gonna become a series so don't ask me to do any other levels.
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0:55 guitarherostyles his English confirmed
"you can skip"
*"FALL INTO THE ABYSS"*
The GuitarHeroStyles joke aged extremely well
Tienes 14?
you know what else ages well? the people who arent doing anything about it!!! like uhhh, you know.
Guitar is a sin
OwenEOA *I know its hard sometimes*
OwenEOA So, since Guitar is a sin, should I be concerned?
Nah, I just think it's funny lol
Guitar is a sin, so we're supposed to try to still like him.
*nods to ZephyrBlast GD*
*I KNOW IT'S HARD SOMETIMES*
Now you should be concerned, probably.
This should definitely be a series! Good job!
octoapple +++++++++
he says in the description he isn't going to make this a series so
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It's kind of a parody video anyway
sus
holy shit
a parody
HJfod holy shit hjfod
FIRST!!!
Also the description is semi-important but you don't HAVE to read it.
Geometry Dash RiverCiver ok I won't
Geometry Dash RiverCiver k
You're first too have a voice of a girl
Notice me
Maybe Make Thoughs On Exasperation?
"You can skip this green orb" - RiverCiver 2017 (Skipping that orb gives you a coin)
Everything wrong with sonicwave also video starts at 0:00 ur welcome
thank you for pointing out the obvious
Therealturtle0216 your from chriscredables stream
Therealturtle0216 the kid Who has mental BREAKDOWNS IN HIS STREAMS
0:59 I KNOW DEMONS ARE HARD SOMETIMES
Please make more :3
What level is this
The speed booster part actually is pretty unique
This level is really fun. It's a good level. Also the point of this level is to mix modern levels with old levels, not to just have an old level. Yes, sure it could be improved but it still is better than a lot of levels out there.
Most of these sins can be boiled down to a FNAF 3 quote:
"In making the place feel vintage, we may have overdone it a bit..."
You should do this more often, this is awesome
I made that last glitch at the end unintentionally after my 99% fail at the speed change and I remember being so happy that glitching out that part doesn't kill you.
Back at it again with the quality content
THIS IS AMAZING (I died twice when you said falling into the abyss)
I was staring the subtitle disclaimer but then I realized that I have paused the video...
*Tells me to use TH-cam subtitles*
*I check TH-cam subtitles*
*Original:This level is made by TriAxis*
*Subtitles:this level is made by five axis*
*I facepalm*
*Fun fact:You can skip that jump ring*
10 minutes later...
*Fun fact:You can skip the whole level by not playing it*
I know that it's a joke, but this seriously sums up how I feel about this level
i know this comment is 6 years old, but half of these criticisms are swag routes
hey why don't you stop what your doing and maybe FEED ME
Westley 🤔
Westley 🥘
Westley
Westley
Westley 🙏🏻
If anyone’s wondering what the song at 0:59 is, it’s Twenty One Pilots - Ride
Thank MKR for that.
0:59 He sings good intell his spain accent kicks in
Im AnImAtEd NoW! iM mOvInG aNd StUfF!
- Some guy.
*T H A N K S T R I A L A C C E S S*
I love this series keep up the good work river
I died at 99 on stream, why don’t you sin that?
I accidentally jumped over the pad at the end and completed the level and I was very confused
*I* *KNOW* *ITS* *HARD* *SOMETIMESS*
the truth is that everything is wrong with dear nostalgists
no u
holy shit hi mara lmao
Holy shit hi OnlyTrying lmao
Lol uploaded 50 seconds ago
Actual Pineapple lol
with 50 likes
Lol uploaded 2 years ago
I mean it's kinda unfair that "falling into the abyss" (dying) by not hitting a jump ring is a sin. That's kinda the point of a jump ring
It's got good sync and unique gameplay, that's all I need in a level.
Fun gameplay too
Sentence: this level has many bugs and that there is no way that GD is ever going to come back from a state where creators make good gameplay and design that doesn't crash your computer every time you play it
1:03 gave me a heart attack
3:57 triaxis would be good a GDsins
"this level is made by five axis"
Now I know why this level took me 7 hours to complete it! But I finally did it!I'm happy! It's my longest and one of the hardest demons, my 15th demon! OMG XD
I cant stop replaying 0:59
Not 10 minutes, R.I.P. revenue
0:59 i love this song lol my fav song
You should make a series of these lol
I love videos with this kind of voice.
Wow this sounds like an awesome lvl
Bass boosted guitar hero styles gets me every time
Watching and playing Dear Nostalsigist
lmao if this becomes a series i will be so happy
this is the type of beautiful content I subscribed for. Now make one of these for Uprise or something
There is another glitch.
At the beginning you could skip a gravity pad by tapping the orb a little late to do that
1:03 umm... guitar you okay?
OH MY GOD YES DO MORE OF THOSE PLEASE
The bug at the end made me win, so I didnt get to go to the annoying spikes at the end.
Everything wrong with Square Adventure
If you keep jumping on the first slopes you can enter the first good part of the level upside-down (+ 1 sin)
You should have came up with 10 more level sins to total 66
This is the only level that's a rated layout worth stars
93% bug on the ball is so annoying and is preventing me from beating the level
Same. died there 6 times now. I am done with this level
just dont play on 240hz play on 60 or something
ITS HARD SOMETIMES! R.I.P Headphone users :/
1:03 headphone warning⚠️. Turn volume down.
Is it weird that this is my favorite 2.0 level?
TyPier no
more visually appealing than most map pack levels
Shame you are not doing anymore of these. This was great.
I know you said you don't wanna make this a series but you should!
If this becomes a series i will love it
TH-cam subtitles make this video funnier I saw about 4 different ways it said triaxis
There’s multiple paths who cares if you can skip jump rings. You can skip rings in just about every level
Level sin count: 56
Sentence: I'm animated!
You made Triaxis way more funny.
You made CinemaSins proud bro
I cant have a mediocre day if it's night
As a finale to this series you should do "everything wrong with the robtop levels"
Congrats on 300K views!
I forgot this channel existed until this randomly appeared in my recommended.
Me too lol
Atless guitar's English is getting better
I'm Addicted to Guitars singing Voice
Well that was a lot better than I expected...
This level actually deserves hard not easy demon.
Sentence:
Look at me! Im animated! Woah! I could spin and move and stuff!
Another sin: at 7 - 10% you can go upside down as the ball and then die immediately as the cube. Just spam when you get there and you’ll see what I mean
I know you said it won't become a series but it'd be good if it did
Now I want more of this
Take a shot every time you can skip something
Great parody River!
This video will be exelent in cinema sins but for games!
Its actually 59. The 57th is that the level is rated, the 58th is that its featured, and the 59th is that its demon
3:46 counter problems?
Keep watching it for a few seconds
If you jump before these blue jump pads and by doing so you don't get affected by 22% bug
3:03 *sees ufo backflip*
+99999999999999999 sins
Every spelling of "TriAxis" in the auto-generated subtitles in order: "five axis", "triaxis", "try axises", "trial access", and "triaxis" (again)
normaly i would hate it when people steal content (ugh cinemasins ugh) but i didnt mind this video at all since its actually enjoyable
they really do crush your dreams (lenny)
0:30 That is a correct use of adverb.I guess he participated well in English class.
4:26 is that your voice?
Is triaxis
sometimes i try to bugfix levels
yeah that's not gonna happen here
''I want to officially come out and tell everybody...:Im a boy'' -TriAxis
GOD DAMN!! Now there has to be a Geometry Dash sins, and the channel art says: "No level without sins".
I always thought that animal was a mouse.
The nostalgia is too much
You misgendered Triaxis. Why? So rude.
he is a transphobe
This generation gets so offended- I'm sad to be apart of it.
@@allanmac9292 Uhh, yeah someone might get offended if you flagrantly invalidate a core faucet of their identity? yeah?
@@NoahRamseysGhost disagreeing with delusion = bad apparently
@@TsukiStuffs Being a transphobic asshole is bad actually yes. There’s nothing to “disagree” with. Either you’re a decent, normal person or you’re a transphobe