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  • @ArcticSurvivor17
    @ArcticSurvivor17 ปีที่แล้ว +5831

    “It’s incredibly difficult to argue with a smart person. It’s impossible to argue with a stupid person.”

    • @_marou_
      @_marou_ ปีที่แล้ว +259

      "The biggest waste of time is arguing with the fool and fanatic who doesn't care about truth or reality, but only the victory of his beliefs and illusions. Never waste time on discussions that make no sense. There are people who, for all the evidence presented to them, do not have the ability to understand. Others who are blinded by ego, hatred and resentment, and the only thing that they want is to be right even if they aren't."

    • @jessicastoker8932
      @jessicastoker8932 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The thing I always dislike from this (entirely true) statement, is that it's difficult to argue with smart people for completely different reasons. Smart people - if they know what they're talking about, being smart doesn't make you an all-knowing expert of all things - it's difficult to argue with them because they're almost certainly right, and if you're arguing with them, it's because you BELIEVE they aren't... even if you KNOW they are.
      With stupid people, it's just... trying to come up with the right analogy or logic-puzzle to trick them into agreeing with you based on logic or an argument they already tried to use on you, and making them REALIZE that's what you/they did. It's trying to take an intrinsic fact, and bring it way, way down to their level, and then get them to accept it. Like tricking a dog to eat a pill in some cheese, because you can't possibly convince them that they need it.
      Sorry, this subject matter just... resonates with me.

    • @IslayToMuch
      @IslayToMuch ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not really yah just get some one stupider. There alway greener grass some where.

    • @southpineshooligan
      @southpineshooligan ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Because people with intelligence dont argue.

    • @BlakJak206
      @BlakJak206 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Arguing with a fool is like playing chess with a pigeon. It doesn't matter how masterfully tutored you've been in the theory, how sound your thinking and strategy is, or how good you are at the game in general, the pigeon is always going to knock over the chess pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.

  • @ghlutton7971
    @ghlutton7971 ปีที่แล้ว +24643

    The craziest thing is he called the cops and has that smirk on his face like he's about to bust this guy for lying about white rice.

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Dont read my name 😑 😒 😤 ...

    • @alligatorbodyslam8241
      @alligatorbodyslam8241 ปีที่แล้ว +1335

      It's the smug face of a guy who's about to get fined for wasting police time. Only they get to waste their time.

    • @voltta9125
      @voltta9125 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i love

    • @thebloxconductor1870
      @thebloxconductor1870 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      @@MbitaChizi ok I wont

    • @Memper
      @Memper ปีที่แล้ว +173

      @@MbitaChizi ok i won't either

  • @JoshuaAndres
    @JoshuaAndres 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +322

    “You’re telling me a SHRIMP fried this rice?”

    • @shelby5809
      @shelby5809 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      you're telling me a french this fry?

    • @510tuber
      @510tuber 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@shelby5809 You're banned from contributing to jokes for a month

    • @Cornin33
      @Cornin33 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      “Bird flu? Yeah they… they tend to do that”

    • @night-v5258
      @night-v5258 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does!

    • @calicobagels
      @calicobagels หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Apartment complex? I find it quite simple.

  • @danielthemaniel7934
    @danielthemaniel7934 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +164

    This is like going to a movie theater, buying a ticket for a movie, watching the movie, leaving the theater, driving home, and then coming back the next day threatening to call the cops because the movie was on Netflix.

  • @ta13s93
    @ta13s93 ปีที่แล้ว +3094

    This is like paying a dude to mow your lawn then once he's done being all "I want my money back. I could've mowed my lawn."

    • @RestoreTechnique
      @RestoreTechnique ปีที่แล้ว +326

      I want my money back, I've been told that sheep eat the grass for free!

    • @daisysabashed9661
      @daisysabashed9661 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Lawnmower??? I watched Charlie in the chocolate factory! I know i can just eat it!

    • @AwkwardAndo
      @AwkwardAndo ปีที่แล้ว +136

      "I want my money back, the grass grew back" -probably this guy

    • @MollyHJohns
      @MollyHJohns ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly oml

    • @sethiddings7293
      @sethiddings7293 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I heard if you leave rice on your lawn it mows itself!

  • @andrewnguyen6846
    @andrewnguyen6846 ปีที่แล้ว +16195

    The tech guy is wrong, Ken's glasses grants him +5 intelligence and his leather jacket increases his speech check by 25%

    • @RaggedDan
      @RaggedDan ปีที่แล้ว +470

      super comment
      +5 Caps

    • @captaindein33
      @captaindein33 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Jeremy Piven *

    • @t2av159
      @t2av159 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      Sounds like a mod. Thats not included in the base game

    • @nimrodery
      @nimrodery ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @Kavetion who?

    • @unhingedtank3581
      @unhingedtank3581 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @Kavetion who asked lmfaooooo

  • @katchupmachined1914
    @katchupmachined1914 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +159

    As someone in customer service I feel this.
    Had a woman come up to me recently asking if something was on sale. I asked where she saw a sale price so I could find out and she says that there wasn’t one, she just figured they’d be on sale. She gets annoyed at me calmly telling her that unless someone changed the price in the system for no reason and told NOBODY, then it wasn’t on sale. She asks me how I could know for sure and having no way to do that I just tell her to go through a self checkout and cancel if it wasn’t on sale. She tells me TO MY FACE that I’m not very helpful, walks off, tells my coworker that I’m bad at my job, and then walks back and tells me “They aren’t on sale just so you know.”
    YES! I KNOW! THATS WHAT I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU! YOU CAN’T JUST MAKE UP A SALE AND THEN GET UPSET WHEN IT DOESN’T EXIST!

    • @AllHailDiskordia
      @AllHailDiskordia 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      "Hello, i would like to have an argument"

    • @Narusasu98
      @Narusasu98 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Good grief....

    • @MathieuDuval
      @MathieuDuval 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@AllHailDiskordia That's pretty much it, some people's are either bored or just want to start an argument to vent the anger that they got from home or work problems that they cant react to without consequences.
      Or they just want to argue for the sake of arguing.

    • @leostenson4476
      @leostenson4476 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I totally felt this

    • @MoralesCorner
      @MoralesCorner 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That's crazy and also a lesson. Next time just say "No ma'am" and walk away as if you were very busy. You know, working and that.

  • @SubjectDelta20
    @SubjectDelta20 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    When the tech guy said "I could tell you the world is flat".
    I totally expected a guy like Ken to be like,
    "What are you talking about...the world *IS* flat"
    And tech guy is like "Ok, this all makes sense now."

    • @AndrewBunch1
      @AndrewBunch1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      This feels like me saving the school from the shooter thoughts

    • @nazatalitulus9601
      @nazatalitulus9601 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@AndrewBunch1did you imagine yourself won or you made the ultimate sacrifice in that 😞?

    • @AndrewBunch1
      @AndrewBunch1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@nazatalitulus9601 I won

    • @ss3nm0dn4r8
      @ss3nm0dn4r8 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@nazatalitulus9601 no it means he decided not to bring the gun to school

    • @khit007
      @khit007 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I like how he says "No it's round" you can tell he just loves to argue it doesn't even matter about what

  • @Featuring_Dinty_From_Beef_Stew
    @Featuring_Dinty_From_Beef_Stew ปีที่แล้ว +5935

    He's the kind of person to unironically say "You think someone would go on the internet and tell lies?".

    • @stonecoldsteveaustin9353
      @stonecoldsteveaustin9353 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      their logic always being "what reason would someone have to lie about that?" 😂

    • @aClownBaby-
      @aClownBaby- ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Classic

    • @ChewyChicken589
      @ChewyChicken589 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shouldn't it be unsarcastically, not unironically?

    • @snowgrave2475
      @snowgrave2475 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@ChewyChicken589 in this case it'd be unironically. As the joke comes from an episode of Arthur, where someone genuinely didnt understand that concept. So in this case, the genuine-ness makes it seem morr unironic.

    • @mirasand7322
      @mirasand7322 ปีที่แล้ว

      I laughed

  • @bardenhick2121
    @bardenhick2121 ปีที่แล้ว +13857

    So sad to see how far Jeff Goldblum has fallen off, he kept asking if he could fix his phone with rice and didn’t stop to think if he should

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Dont read my name 😑 😒 😤 ...

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi ปีที่แล้ว

      Dont read my name 😑 😒 😤 ...Dont read my name 😑 😒 😤 ...

    • @AttemptedVoices
      @AttemptedVoices ปีที่แล้ว +122

      He didn’t see because he didn’t WISH to see… *AH!*

    • @JJ66773
      @JJ66773 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      His career went to crap after Jurassic World dominion

    • @aidanfoley6463
      @aidanfoley6463 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@JJ66773 You’re joking right?

  • @therainenetwork3510
    @therainenetwork3510 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    This guy is the kind of person who would wake up his family to tell them that he is going to sleep.

  • @qyrul
    @qyrul 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    Rice is very absorbent so the reason it worked for few cases of people phones getting water damage, was because it could have been completely submerged or not, but it was barely in the water for 30 seconds if that, that’s the reason the rice works for those phones, since the water hasn’t had time to get into every circuit and fry every motherboard, this is also the reason restaurants have rice in their salt shakers, to keep the salt dry and to keep the salt from clumping up

    • @sonofsparda657
      @sonofsparda657 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      fun facf, water itself isnt necessarily damaging to electronics, all the lime, and other minerals in the water that attack and stick to the circuitery is what does it. if you submerge a phone in distilled water and then wait for it to dry out completely before firing it up, itll most likely be just fine.

  • @the.daily.double7028
    @the.daily.double7028 ปีที่แล้ว +4772

    A man smiling like that during an argument should never be trusted to begin with

    • @StinkyPoopyMcFartFace
      @StinkyPoopyMcFartFace ปีที่แล้ว +256

      Yeah this guy looks like he doesn't have anything better to do with his life.

    • @Yea___
      @Yea___ ปีที่แล้ว +92

      yuck my dad does that

    • @Cobra-yo7fx
      @Cobra-yo7fx ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @Yea, you shouldn’t talk to your dad forever.

    • @h8thebritish522
      @h8thebritish522 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@Cobra-yo7fx You shouldn’t give advice online.

    • @bece00
      @bece00 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@Cobra-yo7fx you are so weird why did you tell 2 separate commenters not to talk to their dad like thats not an insane thing to tell a stranger

  • @swiftyxrd
    @swiftyxrd ปีที่แล้ว +2819

    "Just wait till the cops get here"
    You caught me detective, looks like I'm going to liar's jail.

    • @michaeldimare3786
      @michaeldimare3786 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I sure hope I don’t have to go up to the witness stand

    • @briarmason8737
      @briarmason8737 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nice ProZD reference

    • @DopeioThePhoneBoi
      @DopeioThePhoneBoi ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "THAT'S A PSP!!!1!!1!1"

    • @PBI45
      @PBI45 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @RULE BRITANNIA! (fours04) sanest Anglo Saxon

    • @kuszanz6553
      @kuszanz6553 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @RULE BRITANNIA! (fours04) poor British man hope you get cured soon

  • @MilesJ.
    @MilesJ. 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +134

    “You have said three different things since you’ve stood here.” 💀 The employee is destroying him.

  • @th3t3mp3st
    @th3t3mp3st 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    As a person who works in fast food/customer service, yeah. Shit's fucked up and absolutely barbaric. It's crazy, no matter how many times you explain something to someone they wont understand 💀

  • @klaytonb9609
    @klaytonb9609 ปีที่แล้ว +7222

    "White rice does not repair an electrical connection that's damaged."
    "How do you know what was wrong with it?"
    "Because I went through it, looked at it, and found the problem"
    "You didn't need to"
    Dude... This guy is possibly the most intelligent man alive.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Oh man, so not even the "remove battery, dry it out and wipe it down with alcohol" method would work. Actually vaporized a part of the circuit during a short.

    • @whitykitty2651
      @whitykitty2651 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Most people would just say thank you and pay the guy but alas

    • @klaytonb9609
      @klaytonb9609 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@manictiger that usually happens when you try to turn it on or plug it in while it's still wet. If your phone gets wet and you want the biggest chances you can get to save it then you do the following;
      Do not turn it on.
      Do not plug it in.
      Remove the battery immediately if your phone allows it.
      Set in a warm dry place, preferably in the sun, like a window sill or something.
      I've saved a couple phones by doing that. My gfs Xbox was completely submerged in a flood so I had her do these things and even to my surprise it booted up a couple weeks later with no issues. Both her controllers and her laptop were ruined though. She had to replace those.

    • @donnylurch4207
      @donnylurch4207 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@klaytonb9609 Thank you for the advice. I saved my original flip phone after it took a short ride in the washing machine by removing the battery and submerging the whole thing in rice.
      Keep in mind: This only works for fresh water! I later walked into the ocean with my next phone in the pocket of my trunks, and there was no saving that from the salt left behind.

    • @klaytonb9609
      @klaytonb9609 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@donnylurch4207 you're welcome, personally I doubt rice helps at all really. I never used rice I just did the steps I listed whenever I got my phone wet. Like I said though, it's not a guaranteed fix. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. It depends on the build quality of the technology in question as well as how quick you are at these steps, as well as if there was an electrical signal sent through it while wet. That'll blow connections if that does happen.

  • @KatsyFNF
    @KatsyFNF ปีที่แล้ว +5407

    It's like the person who told this guy that rice fixes phones is like his most trustworthy informer, he'd die for that man.

    • @sosmooth13
      @sosmooth13 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      That’s what makes this funny. Like Charlie said, people like him and his generation get roasted all the time for that kind of thing on the internet and I actually thought they settled down. As soon as he said he talked to someone about that method, I was like ohh no, they’ve resurfaced.

    • @goodolgeering4509
      @goodolgeering4509 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      i find it hilarious cause the moment this happens again and he uses rice and it doesnt work the friend that told him it would is going to be in this exact situation

    • @maltheri9833
      @maltheri9833 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@goodolgeering4509 "You scumbag how dare you lie to me? You were plotting to break my phone this entire time George!!!"

    • @pokmon987
      @pokmon987 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      for the college students out there, Othello and Iago

    • @DangerouslyPredictable
      @DangerouslyPredictable ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait it doesn’t fix the phone, unbelievable.

  • @TheMentallychallengedCloaker
    @TheMentallychallengedCloaker ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Ken’s the kind of person to get mad at someone for getting mad at him for throwing rocks at them.

  • @user-ep2sm3jm1o
    @user-ep2sm3jm1o ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Sending love to all peeps currently working in customer service ❤ Seriously, thank you, and sorry that you guys gotta put up with this shit. Don't understand why people can't handle things in a kind and mature manner.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Some people are douche-bags by nature. Others by nurture. And a number of them are just bored, so they start arguments. Especially if they're terminally online

  • @adamwest8711
    @adamwest8711 ปีที่แล้ว +6549

    He tells his 5 friends how he owned the guy at the phone store. In return, he’s shown to be a total muppet to 32,000 people and counting.

    • @nvrmind1497
      @nvrmind1497 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Don't diss Muppets like that

    • @superskunkygrow
      @superskunkygrow ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@nvrmind1497 how about a fackin mug

    • @truckmastxr6805
      @truckmastxr6805 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Make that 138k plus 😭

    • @halodragonmaster
      @halodragonmaster ปีที่แล้ว +33

      174k and counting

    • @baafe
      @baafe ปีที่แล้ว +15

      188k and counting

  • @ctrlgained
    @ctrlgained ปีที่แล้ว +3312

    This is like the equivalent of breaking a bone, going to a doctor, getting a cast put on, and returning the next day to complain that they didn’t just use a bandaid.

    • @godnotavailable2094
      @godnotavailable2094 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      It's like social anxiety in reverse. Some people get bad service and avoid complaining so that they can just move on with their day. Then there's this guy.

    • @joshcline8764
      @joshcline8764 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@godnotavailable2094 Well said.

    • @rikacanon87
      @rikacanon87 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      brown bandaid or cartoon bandaid!

    • @epicratlord7780
      @epicratlord7780 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      clear bandaid or fabric bandaid

    • @tristianbenson9307
      @tristianbenson9307 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Square bandaid or circle bandaid

  • @DescendingVelocity
    @DescendingVelocity ปีที่แล้ว +18

    People like this will always exist in customer service jobs lol. I’ve been serving tables for 9 years and the amount of times I’ve been told I’m wrong by a customer is insane. The worst was when I was working at TGI Fridays and we had the unlimited appetizers promotion going on… it says clearly on the menu “one per person” and people would still come in in groups of like 6 and try to argue with me when they’re charged 6 times for the offer and then then when I point it out on the menu they refuse to pay.

  • @UgleBeffus
    @UgleBeffus 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    there was such a simple response from the worker that i don't understand why it was never asked..
    "You told me white rice wouldn't work. I came all the way here for you to fix it and I didn't need to."
    "Okay, so why did you come down then?"

  • @Zeski10Speed
    @Zeski10Speed ปีที่แล้ว +3893

    This guy is going to need a lot of rice to dry out his tears when everyone starts making fun of him 😭

    • @CLuB_Z
      @CLuB_Z ปีที่แล้ว +3

      PPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @colbstah2559
      @colbstah2559 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HA😭😭

    • @jameslewis2132
      @jameslewis2132 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      jajajajja well maybe he shoulda got some white rice instead of crying

    • @jadenblackerby3325
      @jadenblackerby3325 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Not just any rice, white rice

    • @Zeski10Speed
      @Zeski10Speed ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jadenblackerby3325 idk man brown might work too

  • @NamePending878
    @NamePending878 ปีที่แล้ว +5020

    I love how his brain literally broke when the employee said "exactly". Man literally just disproved his own point

    • @ivorysisco9467
      @ivorysisco9467 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      And didn’t even realize it until the “exactly”

    • @TilDrill
      @TilDrill ปีที่แล้ว +168

      no it was kinda helping his point since the employee said something which was obviously wrong ("the earth is flat") and the npc douchebag said "many people would tell me it isn‘t" which would mean that "many people" would be in the right here and the employee was lying. But on a higher level where it is just "many people disagree with the employee" it would kinda make sense for the employee but still not a great point to make from him.

    • @siddiq069
      @siddiq069 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah

    • @krazualtera391
      @krazualtera391 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@TilDrill glad you made this point so i don't have to rott my brain out trying to figure out which words to say this with. Lol

    • @canadianbluepants9446
      @canadianbluepants9446 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@TilDrill yeah but its funny how the guy literally just broke thinking hes wrong even tho the point he made was good for the customer lol

  • @articticcblu
    @articticcblu ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He is Saul Goodman creating a case over a simple wet phone that failed to be fixed by rice. He should be making a case against the rice.

  • @danielquadros1445
    @danielquadros1445 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    i love how charlie always unknowingly reacts to narcissists and just takes a steamy poop on them

  • @catffiend
    @catffiend ปีที่แล้ว +5918

    I'm still surprised people act like this in public with the existence of the internet and being one camera phone away from being publicly humiliated

    • @notaspy1227
      @notaspy1227 ปีที่แล้ว +359

      What's up with TH-cam and racist bots? Did someone release an AI?

    • @AJ-nh9qm
      @AJ-nh9qm ปีที่แล้ว +125

      These bots…..wtf

    • @TyrannusHF
      @TyrannusHF ปีที่แล้ว

      @@notaspy1227 and rapist bots apparently wtf

    • @obiwanjaco
      @obiwanjaco ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @fours04 🇬🇧 (the second account) W

    • @tud5200
      @tud5200 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@notaspy1227 It's about what attracts the most attention. If all the bots were spamming "I love blue flowers", nobody would give them attention. But if they spout racist bullshit, some 14 year old blue haired girl will be sure to click on their profile or reply.

  • @digitalclown2008
    @digitalclown2008 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    Normalize kicking people like this out of stores. They don't deserve service.

    • @SmallScorestreak
      @SmallScorestreak ปีที่แล้ว +20

      If it’s a local business I’m like 80% sure you can kick people out for being general nuisance

    • @JosePerez1220
      @JosePerez1220 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@SmallScorestreak any business secondly has a right to refuse service

    • @rageintothelight
      @rageintothelight ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ​@@JosePerez1220 this is true but according to my boss there is fear they will sue us for discrimination..for real he believes when I kicked some dumb ass kids out for stealing that I was in the wrong because they wrote some Google review about getting kicked out for stealing..we are living in a backwards ass clown world

    • @hunterlg13
      @hunterlg13 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rageintothelight America is a wonderful place.
      "Customer is always right"
      Say that to any mcdickalds worker with a straight face.

    • @TheMightyGoldenWest
      @TheMightyGoldenWest ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SmallScorestreak you absolutely can and if they don't leave you can call the cops

  • @grimreaper686
    @grimreaper686 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The "white rice hack" got passed around a lot and somewhere it changed from what is true that the dry rice soaks up water off your phone and turned into the legendary all purpose white rice that can repair circuits and connections lol

  • @jordanwilliams1447
    @jordanwilliams1447 ปีที่แล้ว +1676

    “White rice, brown rice
    Jesus Christ
    Even wild rice”
    Damn, Charlie spitting bars

    • @CLuB_Z
      @CLuB_Z ปีที่แล้ว +19

      (turn on the beat) "WHITE RICE BROWN RICE JESUS CHRIST EVEN WILD RICE" *mic drop*

    • @victora1804
      @victora1804 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Kavetion get a life 1k+ comments of the same thing smh

    • @MilesSmileZ
      @MilesSmileZ ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice

    • @R-H-B
      @R-H-B ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dirty soda, spike lee, white girl, iced tea, fully loaded AP

    • @noahbartlett1296
      @noahbartlett1296 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Using his own name I see lol

  • @freddymcshreddy6586
    @freddymcshreddy6586 ปีที่แล้ว +3565

    I didn’t fully piece together how stupid this was until you said that “he did his job and he did it well, and the customer STILL complained and got into an argument with him”

    • @See_through866
      @See_through866 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      You mean to tell me that even as the guy started complaining about fucking rice you still didn’t understand
      Understandable

    • @carlosbeltran9059
      @carlosbeltran9059 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@See_through866 i had the same thought, why'd you need charlie to say that so you can understand the situation haha

    • @See_through866
      @See_through866 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@carlosbeltran9059 it trips me out I swear 😭

    • @orionorama
      @orionorama ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@carlosbeltran9059 It happens, dude. Funny enough, the chemical meat blobs in our heads mess up from time to time and obvious details can be missed.

    • @dogegang7743
      @dogegang7743 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@orionorama lol

  • @reflexaziz7704
    @reflexaziz7704 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:31 had me dying 😭

  • @YosemittySLAM
    @YosemittySLAM 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Man looks like he saw Jurassic Park once and wanted to be Ian Malcom

  • @hadlierose
    @hadlierose ปีที่แล้ว +2272

    I've met guys like this before, they're so convinced that they're in the right that they'll say and do some of the dumbest things. It's pure entitlement.

    • @fuzzywumble
      @fuzzywumble ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I work in retail. This is the kind of guy that swears up and down that I messed up his order and how dare I say he's wrong. I show them the P.O. and it's the same as the receipt and he STILL says I'm wrong. I just say "i'm sorry I can't help you then. You can go somewhere else." when I start with the next customer, they just look shocked and mortified. that look brings me joy :)

    • @ummwhodidnt
      @ummwhodidnt ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That’s not entitlement that’s ignorance. Ora combination of both. Maybe he’s an expert on something so he thinks technology fixes are just going to be the same. Black or white no inbetween

    • @KnittedSister
      @KnittedSister ปีที่แล้ว +26

      How dare physics not bend to his will!

    • @mushyroom9569
      @mushyroom9569 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don’t you start treating “entitlement” the same way this guy treats rice. Entitlement has no relevance here any more than rice has relevance to broken phones.

    • @TheUnstableNutcase
      @TheUnstableNutcase ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@mushyroom9569 You need to look up the definition of entitlement

  • @herminbean
    @herminbean ปีที่แล้ว +1447

    He's like Jeff Goldblum playing the part of an insufferable prat

    • @drdudeman8
      @drdudeman8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Thats what it is omg I haven't been able to put my finger on it lol

    • @mrvalveras
      @mrvalveras ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I came to the comments to type this! You are so right!

    • @nettlecider
      @nettlecider ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mrvalveras same xD

    • @shtproductions3097
      @shtproductions3097 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm not sure why, but Tom Kenny popped into my head. Maybe it's the glasses

    • @henrygrandpagobbleblobber6751
      @henrygrandpagobbleblobber6751 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hasn't Goldblum been playing that part over a few years already with those annoying rental advertisements?

  • @xia3795
    @xia3795 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Thats just about it, see ya" -Legend

  • @MyEyesThe2nd
    @MyEyesThe2nd 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “ALVIN! FIX MY PHONE!”

  • @emilu8214
    @emilu8214 ปีที่แล้ว +1917

    Pro tip for these situations: turn into a robot and just keep dodging the conversation. All you have to do is keep saying "Yes, how can I assist you further?" or something like that. They'll get mad that you're not arguing with them and eventually they leave or just demand a corporate number

    • @Tangerine_Music
      @Tangerine_Music ปีที่แล้ว +310

      Defaulting to robot mode always gets you out of any argument fr

    • @harbingersIG
      @harbingersIG ปีที่แล้ว +198

      Repeating I’m very sorry for the inconvenience sir/ma’am is my go to whenever some idiot customer is yelling at me

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾💯

    • @meusana3681
      @meusana3681 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Can confirm, does work. I just go into limbo mode "sir if you have a complaint please blah blah...." If he then asks a completely unrelated question or wants further help "sir if you have a complaint please blah blah blah..."
      Based on your comment, from now on I'm calling this getting put in the robot zone,

    • @michelebuford
      @michelebuford ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmmmm 🤔 interesting

  • @TehwombatJS
    @TehwombatJS ปีที่แล้ว +1866

    As someone who used to do phone/laptop repairs 99% of the time the rice thing doesn't really work. The amount of laptops I had to replace a part/parts on with rice all over the inside is hilarious. The amount of water that rice would potentially save you from isn't enough water to usually kill whatever you're trying to save if you just got the water off normally and let it dry. Also this type of costumer is insanely common because of how much value people put into their phones and laptops. The amount of "can you move my repair to the front of the line, my phone is my life" me and my co workers heard. Like bro everyone says that.

    • @Yanzdorloph
      @Yanzdorloph ปีที่แล้ว +8

      for next time, how much should I tip to get my phone or laptop fixed as a priority ?

    • @jmcc8718
      @jmcc8718 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Just to let everyone know, dont argue with these type of people, walk away and ignore them they like to argue, even when they're wrong they're right it's called narcicism (let the comment below be a lesson on these type of people, where in my original comment did I refer to this cashier, I said " to let everyone know") as I said, some people like to debate and purposely misunderstand you

    • @ZariLutus
      @ZariLutus ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@jmcc8718 guy couldnt exactly walk away from him when the dude was in his shop

    • @theyloveyoumax
      @theyloveyoumax ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I used to hate that working in customer service people thinking they’re entitled to be moved to some sort of “priority” because they asked nicely like you don’t see people say some magic words in a mcdonalds drive thru and suddenly cruise past everyone else in line and get their food, you aren’t on your phone with customer service while waiting and ask them to drop whatever they’re doing and instantly tend to you, don’t think it works here and don’t think you’re an exception you’ll be handled when they get to you and those people who come in after the store already closed and begs their way in 🤦🏽‍♂️ the store isn’t boobytrapped with bombs at night its not gonna blow up overnight just come back tomorrow and let the employees get home safely

    • @theyloveyoumax
      @theyloveyoumax ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Yanzdorloph I don’t think that’s how it works lol

  • @ethan30085
    @ethan30085 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The phone in rice thing has worked twice for me once when I dropped it in the sink and worked one condensation in camera and the rice thing only works if you really quick at getting it out and get in the rice and still it's not guaranteed to work

  • @jeffjones3040
    @jeffjones3040 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you for having the grasp of logic and reason. I am terrified by the lack of it, these days.

  • @MrZachtheKingsfan
    @MrZachtheKingsfan ปีที่แล้ว +1407

    After working 8 years in customer service, the amount of times customers have claimed that they will call the cops is more than I can remember. The amount of times they actually did call the cops was twice. Both times the customer got scolded by police for wasting their time.

    • @roberttucker36
      @roberttucker36 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @RULE BRITANNIA! (fours04) someone's discovered new words didn't they

    • @Deeyenen
      @Deeyenen ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @RULE BRITANNIA! (fours04) Here we call them charous and darkious
      Get with the times boomer

    • @saltiney8578
      @saltiney8578 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @RULE BRITANNIA! (fours04) woah dont cut yourself on that edge there

    • @Deeyenen
      @Deeyenen ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@saltiney8578 its a bot bru🤣

    • @sebastianwendl603
      @sebastianwendl603 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Deeyenen He has a minifesto and it's written like a 3rd grade pamphlet. MF's so bad at propaganda, his comment section is hillarious :D

  • @VoidySan
    @VoidySan ปีที่แล้ว +2250

    I could absolutely never work in customer service like this. You guys out there working jobs like this are fuckin incredible and I respect that capability in you all.

    • @JucieBucie
      @JucieBucie ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I work repairing phones and boy I hate it. Definitely don’t recommend

    • @VoidySan
      @VoidySan ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@JucieBucie Gods peed, soldier.

    • @DiamondHoe
      @DiamondHoe ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@VoidySan gods peed 😳

    • @lambsaucehunter9316
      @lambsaucehunter9316 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The worst part about customer service is the customer

    • @joem.3124
      @joem.3124 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@VoidySan when it rains

  • @maxconing812
    @maxconing812 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Every time I watch one of his videos, I see the view count and it always gives me hope that people are watching these videos and hopefully getting a valuable lesson learned. Now Charlie is in a therapist or anything but at least his logic makes sense and it’s honestly quite appropriate.

  • @Zenguy0
    @Zenguy0 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The smirk resembles the couselor from holes that gets decked with the shovel

  • @barthvader4316
    @barthvader4316 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    It’s hard to win a argument against a smart person, but impossible to win with a Facebook Dad.

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dont read my name 😑 😒 😤 ...

    • @zegobot9674
      @zegobot9674 ปีที่แล้ว

      Correction penguinZ fans suck and I am the greatest person ever

    • @slurpingmario8006
      @slurpingmario8006 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Nah you mean argument, I could definitely beat this guy in a fight

    • @a_randomuser4
      @a_randomuser4 ปีที่แล้ว

      argument/debate*

    • @kylevernon
      @kylevernon ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It’s impossible to even get into a debate with a Twitter/Reddit Gen(der) Z.

  • @Maxisamo1
    @Maxisamo1 ปีที่แล้ว +1386

    The sad part is how young this guy is, you'd think he'd be 80 years old with how ignorant he is about technology, but he doesn't look older than 50

    • @bknighty28
      @bknighty28 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Charlie couldn't think of it but he looks like jeff goldblum

    • @Saadkhan-th4bz
      @Saadkhan-th4bz ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@bknighty28 Broooo yess!! That's what I thought! He doesn't look like Jeff that much but a 100% talks like him. Like, he has the same speech mannerisms.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾💯

    • @rushpatriot2866
      @rushpatriot2866 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You're giving gen x too much credit. They hate change and the unknown plenty of them are ignorant of tech even from the mid 2000s because of it.

    • @benshaw255
      @benshaw255 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@bknighty28 budget goldblum

  • @Drewsipher42
    @Drewsipher42 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Legend says if you leave your phone in a bowl of white rice by the window, an Asian will come in the night and fix it. In exchange for the rice.

  • @Stillreal312
    @Stillreal312 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Mans was just fishing for a new phone

  • @blocksheep4899
    @blocksheep4899 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    This guy definitely looks and even sounds like Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park.

    • @olympian3
      @olympian3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      he looks like saul goodman

    • @chancemckee5016
      @chancemckee5016 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@olympian3 looks like Saul sounds like Chuck

    • @PlasticRebel
      @PlasticRebel ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ernest (Jim Varney) + Jeff Goldblum

    • @megalogoro6388
      @megalogoro6388 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Knock off bob odenkirk

    • @sumisu7458
      @sumisu7458 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      agree. had the same thought

  • @HAZUisHere
    @HAZUisHere ปีที่แล้ว +1186

    This man seems to have a lot of time on his hands just to go back to the store, argue and be petty with a possibly underpaid employee who HELPED him with his problem.

    • @recondolaidy-slayer8468
      @recondolaidy-slayer8468 ปีที่แล้ว

      If your going to argue with Pinguinz0 your gonna have a big problem, your a chump partner

    • @daddy.depresso7612
      @daddy.depresso7612 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@recondolaidy-slayer8468 ????

    • @doggodigger
      @doggodigger ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@recondolaidy-slayer8468 he was talking about the man in the video

    • @sousas6761
      @sousas6761 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@recondolaidy-slayer8468 🤓🤓

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 ปีที่แล้ว

      444 👍

  • @mushmello526
    @mushmello526 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I believe that the rice stuff came with the extra info of either turning your phone off, or removing the battery. If no current can flow, no circuits get shorted, the rice then takes the moisture out of the phone. But that takes time, so if still on, the phone can short if water comes at a bad spot

  • @joshkresnik6402
    @joshkresnik6402 หลายเดือนก่อน

    People are especially dumb when they won’t let you get a word in edgewise

  • @animepenguin7254
    @animepenguin7254 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    I’m sure the cops arrested that man instantly and threw him in a jail cell full of rice

    • @stpstudios
      @stpstudios ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LoL

    • @dsredbeard4869
      @dsredbeard4869 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I'm sure that'll fix him up

    • @RocktracksSC
      @RocktracksSC ปีที่แล้ว +18

      that'll fix him

    • @knifeyonline
      @knifeyonline ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ahem... white rice.

    • @LOL-zu1zr
      @LOL-zu1zr ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @RULE BRITANNIA! (fours04) wut

  • @darkkmelody
    @darkkmelody ปีที่แล้ว +913

    "This guy looks so familiar..." Yeah, this dude knows everything there is to know about dinosaurs and how to survive them but he doesn't know how phones work

    • @Leo08x
      @Leo08x ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He wrote a book on chaos theory too

    • @user-qr6qq2uw4q
      @user-qr6qq2uw4q ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Reminds me of Saul honestly

    • @RidinWithMyLocsOn
      @RidinWithMyLocsOn ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @JayJayLocky Ian Malcolm

    • @dybixs1400
      @dybixs1400 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Guy's the real life Jerry Smith

    • @40088922
      @40088922 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      exactly, holy crap, I was hoping someone would bring up an Ian Malcolm comparison

  • @PunkMarioBros
    @PunkMarioBros หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I once tried to learn how to crash a ride cymbal and I got a jazz drum tutorial that did nothing for me because I don’t play jazz

  • @No_More_Pew_Pew
    @No_More_Pew_Pew ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol, he thought his circular logic was going to result in a ‘gotcha’ moment.

  • @josemoreno6711
    @josemoreno6711 ปีที่แล้ว +1584

    I'm a service advisor at a muffler shop, we get people like this pretty often, they ask us to do the work and when they see the price tag they are all of a sudden experts on exhaust systems and know a guy who can do it cheaper. We pride ourselves on our work but also in our ability to tell those customers to fuck off because we are the best in our area, we take zero bullshit from these people. It's the first job I've had where I feel I have power againt customers.

    • @DjLXiX
      @DjLXiX ปีที่แล้ว +185

      "Good labor isn't cheap, Cheap labor isn't good."

    • @Weird3nSky
      @Weird3nSky ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@DjLXiX "good, cheap, fast. Pick two."

    • @VotePaineJefferson
      @VotePaineJefferson ปีที่แล้ว

      This customer is an absolute IDIOT. I see people like this every day.

    • @Bandrik
      @Bandrik ปีที่แล้ว +50

      THIS is how it SHOULD be. Companies should EMPOWER their employees so they can fire the customer. I wish more places were like your shop. Hell yeah.

    • @myview5840
      @myview5840 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My experience working in a garage was, i've taken it everywhere, my mate kev can't fix it, its broke but i've only got 50 quid. See ya bud

  • @caleb7674
    @caleb7674 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    I worked in retail and I've seen this type many times. He knows he's wrong, he's looking to wear you down talking in circles by "being right" because he wants a discount or free service.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾💯

    • @testedhawk
      @testedhawk ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Same here, worked at Best Buy for a little bit, it's amazing how fucking stupid some people make themselves look for a free item. It's a little sad how quickly they sacrifice their dignity for something that won't happen

    • @Tots06108
      @Tots06108 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      10 Years at Best Buy and Geek Squad. These types are the worst of the worst. Bottom Feeders

    • @TK2692
      @TK2692 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, they're like the people who go to checkout at a place like Walmart or Target, and get mad and insist that an item was on sale and harass the cashier to try to get them to reduce the price. Fuck working in retail.

    • @MrAnarchyMarine
      @MrAnarchyMarine ปีที่แล้ว +4

      People that need to be right, speak in circles.

  • @kajoodlesreal
    @kajoodlesreal 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    that's the smirk my dad gives me when he hits me with the "your dreams and aspirations are irrelevant" gotcha

  • @Fuzzy_Barbarian
    @Fuzzy_Barbarian ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I haven't worked in customer service for years now, but this brought back all the bad memories. This dude is just so punchable, and over *nothing.* Dude just woke up and decided to be like this. Clearly has nothing else going on in his life if he's going to take time out of his day to go argue with a dude *when there isn't even a problem anymore.* He just gives off the most smug, punchable energy.

  • @jamescard299
    @jamescard299 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Stupid asshole" is one of my all time favorite insults. So very succinct.

  • @kylieangel4104
    @kylieangel4104 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    The dudes smirk sets something off in me and makes me wanna jump out a window

    • @A_Funne_Boi
      @A_Funne_Boi ปีที่แล้ว

      Why kill yourself when you can kill the problem :D

    • @weaponizedglitter69
      @weaponizedglitter69 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want to throw him out the window

    • @JosiahBradley
      @JosiahBradley ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As long as it's onto this guy.

    • @DaniCalifornia44
      @DaniCalifornia44 ปีที่แล้ว

      This guy is s scientologist. They have this reptilian punchable smirk.

    • @JenniferLewison-ix8lz
      @JenniferLewison-ix8lz ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed it does

  • @DivineCircusPeanut
    @DivineCircusPeanut ปีที่แล้ว +396

    "I don't care what you did I want the truth"
    *Gives him the truth*
    "No, I want the truth that says I'm right >:("

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾💯

    • @thewildareatcg
      @thewildareatcg ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@ItzMalick I guarantee that absolutely nobody is going to look at your channel.

    • @Smenchevieve
      @Smenchevieve ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thewildareatcg No point responding, he's just botting it up on all the comments. I hope his channel gets taken down

    • @thewildareatcg
      @thewildareatcg ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Smenchevieve fair, TH-cam’s gotta do something about these bots

    • @morpheusFromZion
      @morpheusFromZion ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That sounds like Trump supporter logic.

  • @outlawmonkey
    @outlawmonkey หลายเดือนก่อน

    White rice works kinda, but only when the thing got wet, not when the phone has broken connections. When the connections break the only thing that work is a soldering iron.

  • @merryberry6576
    @merryberry6576 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:28 this guy looks like a dad from the Disney channel 😂😂😂

  • @thegayagenda420
    @thegayagenda420 ปีที่แล้ว +1438

    the absolute worst is when you’re dealing with a customer like this guy and he frustrates you to the point where your voice wavers or your eyes tear up and he’s smiling all smug like he enjoys it?? it’s seriously so sick and demented i wish we could just throw ppl like that out no questions asked over this kind of harassment. customer service work is hard and underpaid!!!

    • @cogcog5264
      @cogcog5264 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      The only time my eyes would tear up at a customer is when I'm laughing too hard

    • @strawboi1
      @strawboi1 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I would just tell him to leave because of his stupidity and refuse service to him

    • @ainsleyharriott2209
      @ainsleyharriott2209 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I used to secretly flip them off with my hands behind the till or a shelf or something

    • @zeadaltaee
      @zeadaltaee ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Why would you tear up? I guess different responses 🤷

    • @starlit_ash
      @starlit_ash ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@zeadaltaee why would you question it? i guess different morals

  • @chadzard4
    @chadzard4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    If someone calls the cops over something like this they should get fined. What an absolute waste of time and resources.

    • @papascrumpeeh
      @papascrumpeeh ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ikr it's fken pathetic

    • @YehudiNimol
      @YehudiNimol ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a bad idea. If it was possible, cops will start fining everyone they don't like, and people will be even more scared to call the police

    • @captainbube1217
      @captainbube1217 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Should spend a day in jail without bond.

    • @dylanhenry3277
      @dylanhenry3277 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      sometimes they do!

    • @ThorOdinson1269
      @ThorOdinson1269 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, in our country they do. We don't have this kind of people for a reason.

  • @vincenthernandez9064
    @vincenthernandez9064 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    bro went off the jurassis park set to get his phone fixed😂

  • @farminherbs
    @farminherbs 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This worked back when we all had flip phones that could withstand a hurricane. The fragile things we have now it does not

  • @Shadowwizardmoneygang-_
    @Shadowwizardmoneygang-_ ปีที่แล้ว +324

    This is like going to a restaurant, ordering the most expensive item on the menu, going back home, and then realize the next day that you could have made food at your house instead of going to a restaurant and then going back to said restaurant to complain.

    • @peterk.2108
      @peterk.2108 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah, cuz it's the restaurant's fault, omni man

    • @microsoftsamreloaded3558
      @microsoftsamreloaded3558 ปีที่แล้ว

      What was the name of that place in Bordeaux, the one with the chocolate pastrie thingies?

    • @Orpheus4100
      @Orpheus4100 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@microsoftsamreloaded3558 beignets?

    • @xWhackoJacko
      @xWhackoJacko ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's not 'like' that; thats EXACTLY what this is lmao. You fixed it but I couldve fixed it myself with the magic of rice. What the fuck, dude?!

    • @FriendlyAC130Online
      @FriendlyAC130Online ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Orpheus4100 eh I’d find beignets in Louisiana not France. Think he means Pierre Mathieu, bakery in Bordeaux

  • @otodusobliquus3836
    @otodusobliquus3836 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    Just imagine what this guy may think when he learns what a dehumidifier can do. He'll probably think it will solve drought forever.

    • @holdmacat9932
      @holdmacat9932 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And silica bags that are put in shoes and bags

    • @judyhopps7920
      @judyhopps7920 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@holdmacat9932 He will try it, see it works, and then start eating it because he thinks it's just a better replacement for rice.

    • @TheScience69
      @TheScience69 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A cup of rice works better than any dehumidifier. I sprinkle it around my loving room and it works great

    • @BlueElitefromHaloCE
      @BlueElitefromHaloCE ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but if we all turned on a dehumidifier at once

    • @isamedonnie
      @isamedonnie ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean a humidifier? Lmao

  • @PurpleStar22
    @PurpleStar22 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    If I was told I was wrong about something with evidence to pick it up, I'd thank the person connecting me. It might sting, but at least I'd learn something.

  • @politicalscientist8880
    @politicalscientist8880 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You were so close... it's Bob Odenkirk

  • @gardog9992
    @gardog9992 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    As a repair tech: this dude is one of literally 1000s of people I've dealt with. As a little fact for yall... rice only works if the water has not gotten into the device itself. Like if you drop it in a very shallow puddle and pick it up right away, where the water doesn't get further than the charge port. Even then it's not 100%. Water damage repairs need actual equipment and knowledge to fix.

    • @Corninthesky
      @Corninthesky ปีที่แล้ว +49

      What if it’s a piss phone? Like if a guy named Jerma were to piss on the phone?

    • @shibahyperion7635
      @shibahyperion7635 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This!!! When I see customers who walked into my TMobile store, people who were doing that mostly just got rice all over the innards of the phone and did more harm than good.b

    • @bknight3391
      @bknight3391 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I spilled tap water on a laptop once, and ended up with actual mineral deposits on the mobo lmao. I'm sure white rice would have fixed it though, the guy who took it apart and properly cleaned it definitely scammed me.

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah. I'm pretty sure the rice trick only "works" on occasion because it keeps people from using their wet phones and shorting a circuit. The rice doesn't do anything itself (and the little rice particles probably aren't good) but if you're lucky and got your phone turned off in time, it might prevent ya from making anything worse!

    • @W1se0ldg33zer
      @W1se0ldg33zer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes and you'd be right but you don't want to be arguing about it with the customer no matter how stupid they are. The object is to make them happy so they come back for repeat business and that they don't go tell ten people about the bad experience they had with you. Because that's exactly what happens - on average customers will tell ten people they had a bad experience with you. And it'll be like ten years later when they retell their bad experience.

  • @strangedemonchild3911
    @strangedemonchild3911 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    The sad thing is, we all know deep down that he probably knows his complaint is irrational, and that he's just trying to raise enough hell to pressure the staff/manager into giving him something for free.

    • @problematicpunk
      @problematicpunk ปีที่แล้ว +23

      fuck yes

    • @zeening
      @zeening ปีที่แล้ว +2

      200% that is what i said, he's just being an intentional shitlord because he wants a refund after getting his phone fixed

    • @NikeaTiber
      @NikeaTiber ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "Sir, my employee repaired an electrical connection that had been damaged when your phone short-circuited from being wet. The law protects you from scams, not from being a dumbass."

    • @vlo4829
      @vlo4829 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@NikeaTiber Not to mention, if you go to a professional to have repair work done, there is no payment loophole that says "If you could have done it yourself, it's free".

    • @gyroman567
      @gyroman567 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hate people that do this so much, when I worked in fast food we had this woman come in and complain that her food wasn't fresh after she let it sit for like 3 hours, like no shit it isn't fresh you dumb fuck

  • @hellfiremaximus3845
    @hellfiremaximus3845 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That guy looks like Jeff Goldblum with a karen implanted inside of him 🤣

  • @cheesehead4670
    @cheesehead4670 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3:28 that smirk will make me see red and not be responsible for my actions after that. 🤣

  • @baron-chan6484
    @baron-chan6484 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    "Why raise your own IQ if you can lower their's"
    -Sun Tsu.... Or in this case... A man who believe rice is a miracle product

    • @necrosadotor
      @necrosadotor ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Tzu

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ah yes, Sun Tsunami

    • @Roey512
      @Roey512 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *White rice

    • @v.xien.
      @v.xien. ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Are you sure brown rice won’t fix it? 😔

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@v.xien. Only one way to find out, throw your phone in water

  • @Pathfinders_Ascend
    @Pathfinders_Ascend ปีที่แล้ว +2492

    Customer service workers are the unsung heroes of this world. They deserve sainthood if they can keep their sanity and decency after working w/ ppl. for more than a year.

    • @emoment1088
      @emoment1088 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Certainly meets the "Must perform two public miracles" requirement.

    • @worldisfilledb
      @worldisfilledb ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Customer service is the easiest job in the country lol

    • @jamesoliver9278
      @jamesoliver9278 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@worldisfilledb -a guy who has never worked in customer service

    • @worldisfilledb
      @worldisfilledb ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jamesoliver9278 crying over dumb customers? Yeah I’ll leave that to the women and dorks lol enjoy bro

    • @O2F2
      @O2F2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@worldisfilledb Leave it to the women huh? Like I haven't heard that before. 🥱

  • @josephpk4878
    @josephpk4878 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just had this argument with my Toyota dealer. While launching my boat, I accidentally rolled my truck back into the lake and it wouldn't start after we got it out. Toyota charged me $2K to "fix" it, and then I searched Google and found out that I could've just rolled up the windows, filled the cab with white rice, and left it for a couple days... total scam artists! Anyways, the cops were called and they were just as unhelpful. That's the last time I go to Toyota! What's wrong with this messed up world?

  • @jdowproductions3414
    @jdowproductions3414 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I work in a phone repair store as a technician, and I remember see this video going viral amount the repair community.. still blows my mind to this day hahaha

  • @nma87
    @nma87 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    This guy is the literal manifestation of "oblivion npc"
    like he genuinely does not seem like a real functioning person.

    • @cxffeewhip7647
      @cxffeewhip7647 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dontreadmyprofilepicture3765 why are there so many of you bots bro-_-

    • @nma87
      @nma87 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dontreadmyprofilepicture3765 too many bots

    • @AnUndeadMonkey
      @AnUndeadMonkey ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nothing but the Wii menu music playing in that head

    • @aleee2323
      @aleee2323 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lawrencetalbot8346
      @lawrencetalbot8346 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Welcome to customer service. God I’m so glad I got out, and I will never ever go back.

  • @heathermcfarland6317
    @heathermcfarland6317 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    This is like yelling at the hospital for saving your life because you learn on WebMD that you could’ve just gone to the doctor and saved a couple of hundred dollars

    • @Troyy22
      @Troyy22 ปีที่แล้ว

      There isn’t even anything to read bozo try harder next time

    • @youtuberobbedmeofmyname
      @youtuberobbedmeofmyname ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hundred? more like thousands

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾💯

    • @CodyKendall1
      @CodyKendall1 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Imagine paying for healthcare.

    • @void7100
      @void7100 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CodyKendall1 i’m glad it’s funny to you lol very empathetic

  • @ericallen333
    @ericallen333 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Rice phone guy looks like the type of grandpa that passes out drunk on the couch once a week and when they are not drunk, is too busy smoking cigarettes to pay attention to their grandchildren

  • @sethIguess2002
    @sethIguess2002 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the ending always gets me 🤣 the way he just stands there

  • @wintermintmojo2418
    @wintermintmojo2418 ปีที่แล้ว +1352

    “Im not an expert so Im gonna defer to the guy that is”
    As a former IT pro turned Dev you might be shocked to learn how many people will come to you for your expertise. Tell you how much they arent a “techie” them proceed to not follow any instructions and tell you all the things that definitely should fix the issue and what 100% caused it.

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi ปีที่แล้ว

      Dont read my name 😑 😒 😤 ...Dont read my name 😑 😒 😤 ...

    • @foreverfizz8
      @foreverfizz8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      What's your take on the white vs brown rice debate that's been taking the nation by storm?

    • @CaptainCrackSparrow
      @CaptainCrackSparrow ปีที่แล้ว

      I can tell just by how you type you're a white rice denier.

    • @Saibellus
      @Saibellus ปีที่แล้ว +8

      im the sort of person who tells the hairstylist to just go off because i don't even trust my own opinion on what haircut i want. to be so confident about something that isn't even a matter of personal preference is baffling to me.

    • @skatterpro
      @skatterpro ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh man, I know your pain all too well.
      I'm a dev. In security. The consequences of people's inability to take in advice makes me nasueous.

  • @HarryToeface
    @HarryToeface ปีที่แล้ว +632

    He looks like a Walmart version of Jeff Goldblum

  • @godofmath1039
    @godofmath1039 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If I were the manager, I would've just banned him from the store until he proved that the rice trick does in fact work for a waterlogged phone, with the only reward being this dude getting a full refund. That would shut him up quickly.

  • @dylangaming698
    @dylangaming698 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:40 he looks like Atticus Finch from the 1960s To Kill a mockingbird

  • @F00d5tamp
    @F00d5tamp ปีที่แล้ว +788

    I'm in IT and while thankfully i never had an issue like that come up i've known other IT guys/repair guys who have. What you do is explain the issue in super detail, being as verbose as possible. If they want to act stupid and disrespectful... make them feel stupid in a professional manner.

    • @biggiechungus784
      @biggiechungus784 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      This is the way. I've had so many customers try to argue with me about shit they know literally nothing about 😂 walking them through why they're wrong step by step usually shuts them up... Until you get someone who refuses to accept that they're wrong

    • @jootpepet
      @jootpepet ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Exactly. I thought both of them were stupid.
      This was too easy to refute without dragging it out to the point where cops get called lol

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾💯

    • @ChiodosBlowsDogs
      @ChiodosBlowsDogs ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Zero layman's terms were heard that day.

    • @sexylazercatwizard
      @sexylazercatwizard ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ItzMalick this is way better than the annoying bots, so I actually checked out the channel. Not for me personally but I respect the grind and the manner of your comment. Good luck

  • @Liquid278
    @Liquid278 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    6:44
    The repair man’s response here fucking sent me bruh 💀
    Absolute legend
    Destroyed the NPC’s brain cell

    • @writerintherye
      @writerintherye ปีที่แล้ว +57

      slow blink and all

    • @palindrome1959
      @palindrome1959 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It.Was.Epic

    • @Bookspine5
      @Bookspine5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@palindrome1959 Fatality !
      I remember a while back when working at CVS, a customer wanted to know what was the price for an item. I told him its "x" amount and he said "I'm paying for that much!" My quick refute was, "Then don't buy the item..." The most satisfying moment came when the dude walked out the store in bewilderment.

    • @calamar1e320
      @calamar1e320 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He made me cackle dude. I could tell he just went with it like "ok, you wanna play this game? fine" and went full crackhead conspiracy nut and the dude was so unprepared for the way he turned his bringing up of the world being flat around. Brilliant

    • @lockl00p27
      @lockl00p27 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don’t get what happened here. Many people tell him it isn’t and many people are correct. So what?

  • @chrisball3778
    @chrisball3778 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've dealt with people like this in customer service before. Most of them know they're full of shit, but they think that if they argue hard and long enough people will give them their money back or give them what they want, just to get rid of them. The sad fact is that often they're right, as a lot of the time people just cave and give them what they want. The people who know they're in the wrong are just impossible to argue with, because there's literally nothing you can say can get through to them because it's all an act anyway.

  • @TherealHK-47
    @TherealHK-47 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “No no no no no, white rice repairs your phone. Brown rice charges it for you”

  • @Ms.Aquarelle
    @Ms.Aquarelle ปีที่แล้ว +66

    1:28 To me he looks like the result you'd get if you asked an AI image generator to show you a picture of Jeff Goldblum.

    • @VenaCava
      @VenaCava ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jeff Goldblum and Bob Odenkirk

    • @thiagoleonardo2484
      @thiagoleonardo2484 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeff goldblum and David bazucki

    • @Soundwave08
      @Soundwave08 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeff goldblum and bill nye

  • @dg4262
    @dg4262 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    The sad fact is that guys like these could actually call the police for it , the police are already too busy with all their cases and they still have to respond to these kind of calls, damn, that is justice for you

    • @EugeneOneguine
      @EugeneOneguine ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And when I call them because my neighbour who literally threatened my life a few days ago has called two friends who parked in front my place and are being super suspicious leaning in their car while the engine is inexplicably turned on for over half an hour... they don't come. I'd need to get murdered first.

    • @Jinaro7
      @Jinaro7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@EugeneOneguine hey I know it sounds easier than it is but you should really move to a different neighbourhood or even different town

    • @nekoboy-1358
      @nekoboy-1358 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      we *require* batman

    • @orionorama
      @orionorama ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And they will probably be warned that if they call the police again about this matter, they will receive a hefty fine and potentially face criminal charges for wasting police officers time. Not saying this stops this in anyway, but it does make a bit of a deterrent and cuts off any continuously abusive behavior.

    • @niyah000
      @niyah000 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Jinaro7 oh yeah drop thousands just because the police won’t arrest someone for harassment

  • @D34DxChevy
    @D34DxChevy หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Water especially tap is conductive, conductive substance + electronics = damaged circuits. If the phone was off then yes, white rice and drying would fix it no problem.
    On another note, don’t use rice people, cat litter works so much better.

  • @Missunderstood103
    @Missunderstood103 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Maybe the guy just doesn't realize the intricacies of such a complex compound: WATER IS WET.