A Video I Will Never Forget

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  • @TheActMan
    @TheActMan ปีที่แล้ว +9915

    Had the needle in my arm when Charlie said:
    "Don't do heroin. Heroin isn't good for you."
    I'm turning a new leaf now

    • @justaspammedusername.5186
      @justaspammedusername.5186 ปีที่แล้ว +573

      ok (Sorry for my bad english please forgive me.)

    • @rong2962
      @rong2962 ปีที่แล้ว +438

      Dont do drugs, goober

    • @murderinc530
      @murderinc530 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      The Alpha Male has been saved!

    • @kanyewestgaming9105
      @kanyewestgaming9105 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      I am Kanye West Gaming and I approve this message

    • @carcinogeneticist378
      @carcinogeneticist378 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh come on, haven’t you seen Trainspotting?

  • @username_pending1328
    @username_pending1328 ปีที่แล้ว +8428

    "I fear not the man who has rehearsed a thousand insults, but the one who has rehearsed one insult a thousand times"

    • @michaelptak5274
      @michaelptak5274 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Bruce Lee

    • @mistersonnen848
      @mistersonnen848 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

    • @thederpderp7758
      @thederpderp7758 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      so tru

    • @skrounst
      @skrounst ปีที่แล้ว +60

      -Sun Tzu?
      -Jesus?
      Did you just make that shit up? Holy crap!

    • @zynosgd9982
      @zynosgd9982 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@skrounst IKR?! I need to know where it's from!

  • @FromRussia_With_Love
    @FromRussia_With_Love ปีที่แล้ว +2123

    Police: Sir you're being creepy and filming a minor in public.
    Guy: Shut up goober

    • @theatricult
      @theatricult ปีที่แล้ว +7

      wait is it a minor? cause theres no law against it otherwise.

    • @icypastasauce7240
      @icypastasauce7240 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@theatricult she said she was 17 in the video

    • @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
      @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theatricult
      It’s still creepy and gross. It’s something that might not get you arrested but will get you ostracized by the human race. Might even get you disowned in some instances

    • @katatonikbliss
      @katatonikbliss ปีที่แล้ว +40

      so i'm not taking his side, but from what i could find, she was there for some kind of photoshoot?
      my question is: who had her posing that way in the first place, and wtf was this photoshoot for? i feel like we're not looking at the bigger picture here, because this situation seems kinda sus from the get-go...

    • @FromRussia_With_Love
      @FromRussia_With_Love ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@katatonikbliss I would be curious to know exactly who was behind that photo shoot, yeah.

  • @salmonsoup15
    @salmonsoup15 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +252

    The way he says goober, it isn’t normal it’s like
    G ber
    oo

    • @bhambhole
      @bhambhole 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He sounds like an old timey car horn guh eww berr

    • @urgae9125
      @urgae9125 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He sounds like a snotty brat out of a 2000s cartoon that grew up.
      Oh god, he’s basically a south park character.

  • @CherryBeScary
    @CherryBeScary ปีที่แล้ว +11803

    Imagine if he called the biker a “goofy goober”, that’d be a crit hit right there.

    • @notcanibus4764
      @notcanibus4764 ปีที่แล้ว

      how about you calm the fuck down, he wouldve literally killed a man on camera if he said that dont be so harsh

    • @compatriot852
      @compatriot852 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      I can already imagine that now. Every time he says Goober add the critical hit sound effect from Team Fortress 2

    • @zillasaiyan1m274
      @zillasaiyan1m274 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Being a goofy goober is a compliment

    • @GhostRider-hy9zt
      @GhostRider-hy9zt ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @Camothor10
      @Camothor10 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Nah Goofy Goober is a compliment

  • @derpyfailz572
    @derpyfailz572 ปีที่แล้ว +9439

    That biker was the real life equivalent of rolling a 1 on intimidation

    • @tree_alone
      @tree_alone ปีที่แล้ว +482

      Penguinz0 is better than me

    • @farrex0
      @farrex0 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      @@tree_alone Penguinz0 is me than better

    • @viderevero1338
      @viderevero1338 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      He really wasn't built for Insults LOL

    • @Vergil_dark_Knight
      @Vergil_dark_Knight ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ducking bots I hate em be a real fast man faster than left late fast-headed pronouns if you wanted me to tell you

    • @novasZK
      @novasZK ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@Vergil_dark_Knight dawg ur a bot

  • @OreoSmithOfficial
    @OreoSmithOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +226

    I have no idea how Joey managed to say "goober" several times in a row with nearly the same pitch and tone

    • @Li8aGun92
      @Li8aGun92 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Youngster Joey? Cause he sounds like an npc?

    • @germcrazyshokoff3623
      @germcrazyshokoff3623 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Isn’t that Joey Boots from Howard Stern?

  • @bothermenone
    @bothermenone 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    I feel so bad for the old man on the bicycle. He had a great heart, he just failed at stopping this pathetic man.

    • @User-he6zd
      @User-he6zd 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      nah-- biker guy won the argument. he comes across as a nice guy who stands up for others, and is physically healthy. Joey comes across as a confrontational creep best remembered for trying to film a kid's ass and killed themselves due to their poor health and lifestyle choices. easy dub tbh

    • @Pumpkinator2438
      @Pumpkinator2438 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Ok goober

    • @dHempfler
      @dHempfler 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Old man? He's around 40. :)

    • @SicketMog
      @SicketMog 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Iirc the dude filming WAS (now dead) gay and I would assume it's perfectly legal to film whatever in public in the US too (?) so no, the biker lost the argument (as did the "old bag"), despite the dude filming being a weirdo he's not as pathetic as the white knight wearing tights who said he "rocks them hard". Also the girl doing the splits secretly loved that attention but had to play it up for her mom. They're all de facto goobers.

  • @hazel9490
    @hazel9490 ปีที่แล้ว +16115

    He really said goober like they couldn’t bother programming more than one line of dialogue for every NPC.

  • @skrounst
    @skrounst ปีที่แล้ว +6953

    "Don't worry about who I am. I'm all up in your shit. What the fuck?!"
    I don't know what scenario I will ever be able to use this line, but using it meaningfully is now on my bucket list.

    • @Hassan-zw9tb
      @Hassan-zw9tb ปีที่แล้ว

      im right in the middle of your shit

    • @HINRG14
      @HINRG14 ปีที่แล้ว +467

      The next time someone introduces themselves to you.

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@HINRG14 lmfaooo well that’s how I’ll be using it, cheers

    • @HoloScope
      @HoloScope ปีที่แล้ว +285

      I think he meant "what the fuck" as in like "what's up". Like "I'm your problem now, what's up what are you gonna do about it."

    • @throgerino2731
      @throgerino2731 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I have a scenario where it could come in handy, but it’s not umm. A good thing.

  • @petriandy
    @petriandy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Joey boots was a classic character/caller from the Howard stern show.

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    I shouldn't be laughing, but his voice is too funny; and the fact that he doesn't see how this is an issue is the cherry on top ("goober"? Really?)
    Biker Dude is a hero, too. Respect

    • @thedecafe1
      @thedecafe1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I shouldn’t lol 😂

    • @Syndicalism
      @Syndicalism ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This was made for the purpose of being a prank. A classic. Won't seem like a meme if you react normal to doing weird dumb stuff in public

    • @Li8aGun92
      @Li8aGun92 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I like that he was just trying to help and it doesn't matter if his insults were awkward. He was just trying to make him stop creepily filming her.

    • @Bigbuggin
      @Bigbuggin 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Li8aGun92the guys gay I doubt he was doing it sexually

    • @garyphisher7375
      @garyphisher7375 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Li8aGun92 He was being a pathetic white knight. He was exercising his right to film in public. The young woman shouldn't have been doing things that caused her to be embarrassed by someone filming her.
      Attention thots should be shamed.

  • @HachuneMiku01
    @HachuneMiku01 ปีที่แล้ว +4655

    The biker is the real life Mumen Rider. He does his best to do the right thing, but the enemy is just too powerful.

    • @takamikeigo7985
      @takamikeigo7985 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      That's why Mumen Rider is the best hero

    • @ethulsrulezd00d
      @ethulsrulezd00d ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Lmfao this deserves more likes

    • @Mythki11er
      @Mythki11er ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Was thinking the same thing

    • @Shift_Salt
      @Shift_Salt ปีที่แล้ว +117

      This anime villain was spamming goober back and forth, like right and left hooks.
      But eventually something stronger came along to end his reign of terror, heroin.

    • @Abolas452
      @Abolas452 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Holy shit 😭

  • @microwave4339
    @microwave4339 ปีที่แล้ว +5714

    When I go to court for tax evasion I'll be sure to tell the judge that he's a goober for accusing me of not paying taxes

  • @powdermuaythai
    @powdermuaythai ปีที่แล้ว +24

    always love when i find a video of yours from the past that i missed. love your work, charlie

  • @HunterTN
    @HunterTN ปีที่แล้ว +3998

    "Don't do heroin. Heroin's not good for you."
    Spoken like a real goober.

    • @solmoman
      @solmoman ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Quitting is for goobers

    • @davel4030
      @davel4030 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Right. Where was this dude when I was 15

    • @mcnamaraky
      @mcnamaraky ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Define "good?"

    • @lojadorsmp
      @lojadorsmp ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ​@@mcnamarakyOkay
      goo͝d
      adjective
      Being positive or desirable in nature; not bad or poor.
      Having the qualities that are desirable or distinguishing in a particular thing.
      Serving the desired purpose or end; suitable.

    • @solmoman
      @solmoman ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mcnamaraky bruh you got served

  • @faceman7232
    @faceman7232 ปีที่แล้ว +8038

    Goober is the most powerful insult no man can ever recover from it

    • @TheGoatOfAll
      @TheGoatOfAll ปีที่แล้ว +210

      @Savetion 🐧 that one might be a bit More powerful

    • @redd3589
      @redd3589 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Savetion 🐧 shut up

    • @kylestephens1421
      @kylestephens1421 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I've called someone a crouton before as an insult.

    • @smokeyplane3285
      @smokeyplane3285 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @Savetion 🐧
      bro you're literally Irish 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @NolanAnderson
      @NolanAnderson ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @Savetion 🐧 ratio

  • @thegamingreallifehangout92
    @thegamingreallifehangout92 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Don't touch my camera goober."

  • @killtyrant
    @killtyrant ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The best way I've heard this put was by a room full of comedians talking when they get into arguments with random people and start ripping on them only for their wives try to join in but fail. They called it something along the lines of civilian comic. They were there dropping military grade bombs, back and forth with the person they are arguing with, only for a lack luster joke to be thrown in and turn the tide in the wrong direction

    • @killtyrant
      @killtyrant ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also as a side note. As creepy as it is. The guy is allowed to film the same way the chick and stretch and practically have her beef curtains smack a passersby.

  • @Virtrial
    @Virtrial ปีที่แล้ว +5697

    "Heroin is not good for you" thank you for your wise words Charlie I appreciate that you look out for us

    • @khyoyeon554
      @khyoyeon554 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      I was going to do heroin for the first time ever before Charlie convinced me with this video. Thank you Charlie.

    • @lapislazarus8899
      @lapislazarus8899 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      How else am I to get my USDA recommended daily allowance of vitamin H?

    • @snomel7276
      @snomel7276 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      bro "not good" is such an understatement lmao

    • @uniquegod1997
      @uniquegod1997 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@snomel7276 r/wooooosh

    • @danielkuda9504
      @danielkuda9504 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Thank god we can still do stimulants

  • @bluetiger2468
    @bluetiger2468 ปีที่แล้ว +1791

    I feel like the biker guy fantasied about being the hero and this was his moment to shine, but he wasn't really ready for it. None of his fantasies prepared him for how to react if he was called a "Goober" during the battle.

    • @MrFoggy-mm9hi
      @MrFoggy-mm9hi ปีที่แล้ว

      No y'all bots are trash

    • @WeirdAlShankaBitch
      @WeirdAlShankaBitch ปีที่แล้ว +89

      No amount of training could prepare him to be called Goober

    • @username65585
      @username65585 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Don’t insult him. He is a cyclist 🚴‍♀️, not a biker.

    • @friendlycanadian3150
      @friendlycanadian3150 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@username65585 your comment is one big contradiction, you said don't insult him then called him a cyclist.

    • @ricniks4619
      @ricniks4619 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Because Goober is a unexpected move no one knows how to counter that Insult.

  • @matsu5010
    @matsu5010 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    I am still impressed at how he managed to repeat "goober" in the same exact pitch and tone each time.

  • @legodude54321able
    @legodude54321able 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    That “goober” had me heaving🤣

  • @JCs_-
    @JCs_- ปีที่แล้ว +5568

    kinda feel bad for the biker dude, he's clearly never really been in an argument before and he was just trying to do the right thing.

    • @karawithgun8148
      @karawithgun8148 ปีที่แล้ว +648

      To be fair, it's really hard coming up with cool one liners and responses on the spot like that. I know for a fact I'd probably would have said something just as goofy sounding. I envy people like Charlie who can come up with funny lines right off the bat.

    • @DDracee
      @DDracee ปีที่แล้ว +204

      @@karawithgun8148 well thats why dont try and act like something else and just do you, just being blunt with him without trying to sound cool would have been just as efficient lol, like the first girl

    • @JinnaiT
      @JinnaiT ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I'm confused as to what the woman is supposed to be doing to the chair, is she giving a lapdance to no one?

    • @alissacheck4194
      @alissacheck4194 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@JinnaiT She's stretching, he said she's stretching. Likely before a run.

    • @JCs_-
      @JCs_- ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@karawithgun8148 yea fair

  • @richymcconey
    @richymcconey ปีที่แล้ว +2008

    I really didn´t expect the "died from a heroin overdose" line, it really brings light into this man´s life

    • @gravemind883
      @gravemind883 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Something has to since he don't seem to have any life in him at the moment.

    • @MightyEFX
      @MightyEFX ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@gravemind883 💀

    • @quota3734
      @quota3734 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good ending for these kind of mfs

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 ปีที่แล้ว

      He lived a miserable life of being an asshole to everyone

    • @mycookiehasnoname
      @mycookiehasnoname ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @David Van Budgie say that out loud while staring at yourself in the mirror, hopefully that'll give at least a tiny bit of insight into your own idiocy lmao

  • @ShihammeDarc
    @ShihammeDarc ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Why is a 17 year old doing stretches like thst in public in new york? Whatever photoshoot she's a part of that's creepy af. Did her parents know about this?

    • @franceslovato9842
      @franceslovato9842 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Facts.

    • @shadixyt
      @shadixyt 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And why are a bunch of people gathered around and watching her, yet feel like they're in the right even though they are not involved in the shoot what so ever and are just gawking at this minor doing stretches? There isn't any good people in the scenario, just varying shades of "eww."

  • @VARIABLENEWSNETWORK
    @VARIABLENEWSNETWORK 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    There is no expectation of privacy in public.

  • @infinitelighthouse
    @infinitelighthouse ปีที่แล้ว +1345

    Champs up for the biker who couldn't reply back to his goober insults .. he was a biker introvert with a heart of gold 🎌

    • @nickhendrickson7224
      @nickhendrickson7224 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ok GOOBER

    • @maxmanchik
      @maxmanchik ปีที่แล้ว +96

      But let's be serious, it's a little sad to see someone who's doing the right thing getting roasted by an unhinged troll

    • @caitjmx4753
      @caitjmx4753 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@maxmanchik I agree, I’d of just dropped the guy.

    • @placate9051
      @placate9051 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@caitjmx4753 sure...

    • @nickhendrickson7224
      @nickhendrickson7224 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maxmanchik honestly the situations, not sad because it's just words. It's sad on the heroine addicts part for how their life was lived. I agree with the person above cuz I'd have clocked that mf but, he handled it well though he had every opportunity to just leave. If more people were less afraid of words, a lot more people would be put in place

  • @ricniks4619
    @ricniks4619 ปีที่แล้ว +3393

    Charlie has to make a “Tough Guy” tier list & put this guy in S tier.

    • @arstulex
      @arstulex ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Alongside "don't tussle with the muscle" of course.

    • @jimtsap04
      @jimtsap04 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Don't forget addison raye's dad

    • @exe2517
      @exe2517 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I would argue that he should be taken out to give the rest a chance.

    • @nbafactory3710
      @nbafactory3710 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Kavetion no

    • @MonkeyDToriko
      @MonkeyDToriko ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Heroine goober has entered the fray

  • @Days-ru8jh
    @Days-ru8jh ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like how the guy who sounds most like a goober is calling someone a goober

  • @nyChannel09
    @nyChannel09 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    2:20 getting publicly shamed is worse than getting called out face to face IRL...

  • @cheesyrichard
    @cheesyrichard ปีที่แล้ว +23

    when the guy says the legendary quote then the cameraman just repeats "what the fuck?" lol

    • @kapity3214
      @kapity3214 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Don’t worry abt who tf i am im in the middle of ur shit so wtf”

  • @vCrxnchy
    @vCrxnchy ปีที่แล้ว +1475

    "Alright goober nice outfit too!"
    Legends say he hasn't recovered

    • @enigmaoftheechidna6279
      @enigmaoftheechidna6279 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Can confirm, heard it from TheLegend27

    • @SirSevy
      @SirSevy ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It is hilarious when people get all suited up to go ride their bike. Like they’re in the Tour de France

    • @cosmictartar5736
      @cosmictartar5736 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Kavetion goober

    • @vatsalmagodia5849
      @vatsalmagodia5849 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cosmictartar5736 he seems to have no comebacks.

    • @thederpderp7758
      @thederpderp7758 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@SirSevy to be fair peeps do that for all kinds of stuff: football, skateboarding, basketball, soccer, etc. It doesn't hurt to be well suited for whatever you're up to!!

  • @tobes..
    @tobes.. ปีที่แล้ว +2943

    bike guy is a legend. the way he got all up in the camera was simply poetic. beautiful.

    • @Mellon-Collie
      @Mellon-Collie ปีที่แล้ว +40

      he's a goober

    • @hi_-fc7fo
      @hi_-fc7fo ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@zegobot9674 I think this comment is half-sarcastic... No need for the deep mood

    • @BlooCollaGal
      @BlooCollaGal ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Mellon-Collie He's a LEGENDARY goober

    • @rtyprty
      @rtyprty ปีที่แล้ว

      just so he can get in between his shit. so what the fuck

    • @ripetika1600
      @ripetika1600 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BlooCollaGal a goober is a goober

  • @ceoatcrystalsoft4942
    @ceoatcrystalsoft4942 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    People forget you can record people in public. I've heard so many comedians make fun of this but it's something to keep in mind. If you ever physically stop someone, it's possible you'll get slapped with a lawsuit

    • @trizzybelurkin
      @trizzybelurkin 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      that same law actually states you cant film minors.....which the girl that he was being weird towards was indeed a minor, so beat tf out of the dude on camera, and you still win whatever case. Just say the girl felt threatened and bingo, you acted in a minor's self defense against a pedo. Have fun trying to get any lawsuit to stick with that lmao.

    • @Objectified
      @Objectified 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You can in actual public e.g. a Traditional Public Forum, but even then it's still subject to limitations. And most people don't understand that being in a place accessible by the public (or paid for by taxpayers) does not mean that place is considered a Traditional Public Forum. Most government offices, for example, are Limited Public Forums or Non-Public Forums accessible by the public but in which no First Amendment right exists.

    • @antchung2370
      @antchung2370 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Did she do a standing split flexing her a$$ in public... 😂She knows exactly what she doing..
      Ridiculous he broke no laws..

  • @MikeChhem
    @MikeChhem ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Guy: Why are you a pervert?
    Recorder: Ok, Goober.

  • @pikkyeaterz
    @pikkyeaterz ปีที่แล้ว +2540

    This video is as big a classic as “consequences will never be the same”

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture270
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture270 ปีที่แล้ว

      DONT READ MY USERNAME!!

    • @Sneedmeister
      @Sneedmeister ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @Savetion 🐧 based

    • @pikkyeaterz
      @pikkyeaterz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yungzyonarchive We won’t don’t worry

    • @pikkyeaterz
      @pikkyeaterz ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dontreadmyprofilepicture270 alright

    • @joselazo6840
      @joselazo6840 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@pikkyeaterz you’re talking to bots man

  • @esaiarispe6309
    @esaiarispe6309 ปีที่แล้ว +1289

    “I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 insults, I fear the man who has practiced 1 insult 10,000 times” -Biker Guy

  • @Daniel-nn8mr
    @Daniel-nn8mr 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The way the cameraman says goober, it sounds like he's congested and has a blocked nose.

  • @YoloYester94
    @YoloYester94 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Goober is probably the best insult I’ve ever heard.

  • @pole5357
    @pole5357 ปีที่แล้ว +937

    the goober insult legitimately had me in tears why did he just keep saying it like that LOL

    • @charlimayleeys7383
      @charlimayleeys7383 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Here before @ savetion

    • @callmeangie867
      @callmeangie867 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Güber

    • @adoriwi
      @adoriwi ปีที่แล้ว +31

      it sounded so automated? 😭 Almost robotic

    • @JonHop1
      @JonHop1 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      goober was a common insult back in the late 90's and early 2000's here in the NE.. It pretty much means you are a weirdo.. It made it even more funny when he zoomed in on his tights lol

    • @GruntOfAction
      @GruntOfAction ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Bruh Bruh silence goober

  • @ActuallyBog
    @ActuallyBog ปีที่แล้ว +350

    “Let go of my camera, GOOBER”
    I love how his voice changes when he says goober. It’s so fucking funny

    • @cameron8529
      @cameron8529 หลายเดือนก่อน

      GOOBER

  • @GroundMemory
    @GroundMemory 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:25 - Charlie, every time YOU say "goober," I smile, too.

  • @nightwolf32
    @nightwolf32 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The cyclist seems like he wants to play the white knight here, but he doesn't really know how to go about it.

  • @jonharrison3114
    @jonharrison3114 ปีที่แล้ว +1731

    Charlie is the light that leads me through the Cringe, without him even attempting to watch this would result in instant combustion.

  • @penttikoivuniemi2146
    @penttikoivuniemi2146 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    The more I think about the line "don't worry about who I am, I'm all up in your shit. What the fuck?" the more impressive it becomes. I would love to at some point in my life be able to write a line as powerful as that is, and this cyclist just dropped it off the top of his head.

    • @jakec2229
      @jakec2229 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      it's right up there with "You're not that guy pal, trust me you're not that guy!" as one of the internet rebuttal GOATs

    • @jaffacalling53
      @jaffacalling53 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you people serious? That biker seemed like he had down syndrome.

    • @notaprogamer2782
      @notaprogamer2782 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      For being thought of on the spot, it's pretty good

  • @MegaBoneface
    @MegaBoneface ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He spams the word goober like how someone spams the same move in a fighting game.

  • @bcav712
    @bcav712 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Rip Joey, at least you will forever be in this video.

  • @mr.craven5829
    @mr.craven5829 ปีที่แล้ว +947

    I will say in arguments, the silly insults tend to piss people off more for some reason. I was in an argument with a girl who was calling me everything in the book, and I said she had the personality of a wet carrot, and she just flew off the handle after that. It was hilarious

    • @aarondaniel6630
      @aarondaniel6630 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's bc they suck at insults and only use curse words. Use an intelligent insult and watch them look stupid

    • @majorpwner241
      @majorpwner241 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      It's the fact that you need to make so little effort to trash them while they are trying their hardest... gets 'em every time.

    • @Hiraleth
      @Hiraleth ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I think because it's confusing, they're gonna stay up late wondering what you meant by that

    • @splawshy3346
      @splawshy3346 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      You call someone "goofy" in my school and a full blown argument starts

    • @bcav712
      @bcav712 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@Hiraleth someone called me the living form of sleep apnea and I can confirm that it had me thinking the whole rest of the day.

  • @Joe_Mama.also_YTHandlessuckass
    @Joe_Mama.also_YTHandlessuckass ปีที่แล้ว +1512

    What an absolute menace, goober with the hard R? This man is way too powerful, his vocabulary transcends even Charlie himself

    • @Loofwoof
      @Loofwoof ปีที่แล้ว +70

      what’s up my gooba

    • @skullingtonfx4441
      @skullingtonfx4441 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Loofwoof i ride for mah goobas.. mah goobas

    • @hypersmash1088
      @hypersmash1088 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@skullingtonfx4441 i ride my goobas

    • @gundir7504
      @gundir7504 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@hypersmash1088 I my goobas

    • @thederpderp7758
      @thederpderp7758 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      gooba

  • @jayson3900
    @jayson3900 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not a piece of fat or word wasted on that intro from the biker guy. Perfection! *chef's kiss*

  • @user-iw1nw4du8x8
    @user-iw1nw4du8x8 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It's the moment when my brain tells me to side with a reason but my heart demands to give Goober attack some appreciation, this creep is a one-man army of trolling

  • @YodaOnABender
    @YodaOnABender ปีที่แล้ว +660

    Imagine going through life every day sounding like that guy

    • @enricovangelderen6464
      @enricovangelderen6464 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I can understand he used heroin I would too if I sounded like that

    • @haddenandre7514
      @haddenandre7514 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@enricovangelderen6464 LMAOOO

    • @Springz55
      @Springz55 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's dead

    • @YodaOnABender
      @YodaOnABender ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Springz55 I know, I watched the same video as you

    • @Springz55
      @Springz55 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@YodaOnABender Wow so you're aware you tried to make fun of a dead guy and you admit it, nice

  • @jingles2672
    @jingles2672 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    3:18 I love how Joey sets the tone with that chill “wtf” really conserved himself to set up those “Goober” power bombs. So seasoned in his art

    • @johnathanpabon7063
      @johnathanpabon7063 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was thinking this the seasoning he throws on it the shit works

    • @MatthewMS.
      @MatthewMS. 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Poison ivy is the most common type of poison ivy

  • @coastispunk
    @coastispunk ปีที่แล้ว +10

    How entitled can you be that you argue it’s ok to record someone inappropriately in public…

    • @andyrosenthal2230
      @andyrosenthal2230 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      There is no expectation of privacy in public.

    • @markn3586
      @markn3586 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Actually photography or filming in public is protected under the 1st Amendment. I believe that was established through a case deliberated and ruled on by the Supreme Court.

    • @stezypeasy
      @stezypeasy หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@andyrosenthal2230 Theres an mf difference between privacy and being recorded 🤦‍♂Nobody wants themselves on your device for you to do whatever weird nonsense you want. Ur dead weird for this comment you should be ashamed

  • @hunkofhamofficial
    @hunkofhamofficial ปีที่แล้ว +530

    His voice actually makes this shit funny, if only he wasn't a creep and just stuck with getting into fights with random people and calling them goobers lol

    • @surgeis1
      @surgeis1 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hes a internet troll not a actual creep

    • @hunkofhamofficial
      @hunkofhamofficial ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@surgeis1 He literally filmed someone doing yoga until people had to step in, there is no way replies like this can be real lmfao

    • @AA-pv6mi
      @AA-pv6mi ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@drone6581 the girl he was recording was a minor 😐

    • @hunkofhamofficial
      @hunkofhamofficial ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@drone6581 The fact that you think filming someone doing yoga like a weirdo is some form of joke honestly concerns me...

    • @rayres1074
      @rayres1074 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      His voice is fucking hilarious

  • @horohorosrin
    @horohorosrin ปีที่แล้ว +671

    If this dude could've just goobered about without the sexual harassment and the heroin, he would've been hilarious

    • @jimjam762
      @jimjam762 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Without the heroin and sexual harassment he would've been the goober

    • @EveTheRaviolo
      @EveTheRaviolo ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@jimjam762 he WAS already the goober

    • @SumThatSooli
      @SumThatSooli ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jimjam762 he's been a goober

    • @Demi_Purple
      @Demi_Purple ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He lived by the goob, he died by the goob

    • @majorpwner241
      @majorpwner241 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What are you talking about... he was hilarious. "You just ran over my foot, that's why you got dropped!" lmfao
      It's the fact he's being such an arse and still making the other guy look worse that's so funny.

  • @punkt7752
    @punkt7752 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Me and one of my best friends in highschool used to quote this video religiously in 2017

  • @RisingSunfish
    @RisingSunfish 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bike Guy’s entrance line has the same energy as Pete Weber’s iconic “who do you think you are!? I AM!!”

  • @subwoofer6726
    @subwoofer6726 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    The biker had the spirit of a hero, but he severely underestimated his villian's potential while overestimating his own. Once he slammed him with "goober" he realized he got into a fight he couldn't win. But dammit he stood his ground and took his lashings because he was going to see it through the end.
    Rumor in the ancient archives of the internet says this biker was the inspiration for "Mumen Rider" from "One Punch Man".

    • @memenazi7078
      @memenazi7078 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The ultimate chad

    • @lekarenmanager2364
      @lekarenmanager2364 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i thought of mumen rider too lmao

    • @solmoman
      @solmoman ปีที่แล้ว

      @@memenazi7078 Everyone is always a chad, no matter the situation.

  • @aaronlandry3934
    @aaronlandry3934 ปีที่แล้ว +1079

    He was an IRL troll proto-streamer that annoyed everyone and died of a heroin overdose. What a sad, sad life he must have lived

    • @thecaptain6520
      @thecaptain6520 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Meh, he had it coming

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      @@thecaptain6520 He did, but wow, that’s a pathetic waste of a life

    • @greenbrickbox3392
      @greenbrickbox3392 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Pretty pathetic to live a life dedicated to annoying people and being disliked

    • @RizZRizZ-
      @RizZRizZ- ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@greenbrickbox3392 Idk, he was having fun trolling NPCs
      I mean you only get annoyed if you’re fragile lmao

    • @spartanguitarist6579
      @spartanguitarist6579 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@greenbrickbox3392 he lived his best life

  • @butterspike680
    @butterspike680 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Don't worry about who the fuck I am. I'm right in the middle of your shit, so what the fuck?"
    -History greatest goober and hero.

  • @missbissrose
    @missbissrose 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Now if he called him goofy goober- that’d be a critical hit

  • @juicydoubles1144
    @juicydoubles1144 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    It’s up there with the greats like “what the hell is even that ?” A true timeless classic, also, that biker went home after that interaction and looked himself in the mirror and repeatedly told himself he isn’t a goober

    • @lapislazarus8899
      @lapislazarus8899 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Okay, I did LOL at that. I like the movie it created in my mind's eye 🤣

    • @bugglemagnum6213
      @bugglemagnum6213 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that was a skit , so unfortunately that wasnt a genuine reaction

    • @AshKetchum442
      @AshKetchum442 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i just imagined the biker says that while still wearing the whole bike outfit

    • @bobsmith93
      @bobsmith93 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bugglemagnum6213 daddy chill

  • @dukeofanchor
    @dukeofanchor ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Move: Goober
    Type: Poison
    Damage: 40 x 6
    Effect: Each consecutive hit deals +2 damage and inflicts the Toxic debuff

  • @sickdirtbag
    @sickdirtbag ปีที่แล้ว

    The Rocko’s modern life reference about his voice was spot on bro 😂😂❤❤

  • @angeriscool
    @angeriscool ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I kept checking my phone thinking I heard it vibrate, but it turned out out to be your phone vibrating in the video lmao

  • @tristanfletcher343
    @tristanfletcher343 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    The man's voice is quite literally: Skateboarding teen #2 from like any 90s cartoon.

    • @barrothontherocks3325
      @barrothontherocks3325 ปีที่แล้ว

      "hey dweeb you talking to my girl again? me and the boys are gonna beat you off- i mean up"

  • @jeffreyla74
    @jeffreyla74 ปีที่แล้ว +1449

    Kudos for the "biker". He was obviously out of his element, but he did what was right. It's easy to do what's right, when what's right backs you up, but in a situation like this, when the biker is obviously out of his element but stands up for what is right despite his insecurities, that is true bravery! Stand up for what's right, and what's right will stand up for you!

    • @enlightenedinterstellarbei8020
      @enlightenedinterstellarbei8020 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      💯

    • @LickMyMusketBallsYankee
      @LickMyMusketBallsYankee ปีที่แล้ว

      This sounds like some rambling shit I'd write on 60mg of adderall

    • @hyde5213
      @hyde5213 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Being insecure isn't a death sentence? Yeah right, goober.

    • @markymark443
      @markymark443 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The camera angle on his mouth was so uncomfortable to look at lmao
      But he was right to do the right thing

    • @hyde5213
      @hyde5213 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@markymark443 So did you get a less goober-tier outfit since then, goober?

  • @Ozbawky
    @Ozbawky ปีที่แล้ว

    The descriptions for his voice are some of the most accurate I’ve heard. 😂

  • @iannewman3641
    @iannewman3641 ปีที่แล้ว

    this video brought goober back into my vocabulary when it first came out all those years ago. I still use it today lol

  • @noodleboi540
    @noodleboi540 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    “Are you taking photos of her butt?!🤨”
    “Yes. Yes i am😐”
    I don’t know whether to acknowledge his honesty or be weirded out by the prank

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture270
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture270 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DONT READ MY USERNAME!!

    • @RaptorJesus
      @RaptorJesus ปีที่แล้ว

      We can do both. Hand-shake for the simple honesty, then a knee to the groin for being a creepy asshole.

    • @sidauthur7836
      @sidauthur7836 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @Savetion 🐧 baby learned a new word

    • @senordinkus
      @senordinkus ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @Savetion 🐧 goober

    • @jaronhowze8147
      @jaronhowze8147 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @savetion goofy ahh goober

  • @2DReanimation
    @2DReanimation ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Treebeard: "There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this treachery."
    Pippin: "What about goober?"
    Treebeard drops the hobbits and walks up to Orthanc.
    Treebeard: "Yer a goober Saruman!"
    Saruman falls out from his balcony and lands on that spiky waterwheel contraption.

    • @MollyHJohns
      @MollyHJohns ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This needs to be a comic

    • @lmao1660
      @lmao1660 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hes not just a goober, hes a GOOFY GOOBER

    • @wallraven55
      @wallraven55 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just a fun fact If you did not know, in the books Saruman does not die at Isengard. He dies in the shire

    • @brandonfields613
      @brandonfields613 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it's a shame they only put that fall in the extended versions. C'mon like a 3 hr 20 min movie, but you cut out the fall of all ages?

    • @Mendall
      @Mendall ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What a coincidence, I finished watching Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King yesterday

  • @taiyorenai7690
    @taiyorenai7690 ปีที่แล้ว

    I could hear a vine boom every time the troll said “goober”

  • @NathanHassall
    @NathanHassall ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how at the end you can hear the vomit hit the plastic sheet they had laid out ahead of time.

  • @knifeatthepickle
    @knifeatthepickle ปีที่แล้ว +251

    "Don't do heroin, it's not good for you." The Greatest PSA of All Time

    • @BlooCollaGal
      @BlooCollaGal ปีที่แล้ว

      More people need to hear that.

    • @TaticusKgore
      @TaticusKgore ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's destroyed so many lives in just this country alone. Please stay safe everyone .

    • @mycookiehasnoname
      @mycookiehasnoname ปีที่แล้ว

      Pranking sixteen assholes?

  • @paulaseabee8442
    @paulaseabee8442 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    The creep was "filming in public".
    The cyclist could've just said "I'm just standing here in public".

    • @frankie3945
      @frankie3945 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Let’s see how coherent you are after being assaulted with that many goobers.

    • @Shift_Salt
      @Shift_Salt ปีที่แล้ว

      We need to go back in time and give this biker dude a rocky training montage to truly prepare him for the goober onslaught.

  • @lunacy3
    @lunacy3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how the video was living rent free in Charlie’s head for years

  • @isaacbrown4506
    @isaacbrown4506 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I almost pissed my pants laughing when I saw the "most replayed" part on the slide 💀

  • @HackTVIndia
    @HackTVIndia ปีที่แล้ว +594

    Please continue this series Charlie,
    Bring back all the legendary videos that have been lost in time.👍

    • @asakukarma
      @asakukarma ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yungzyonarchive okay

    • @StateStreetRichboy8535
      @StateStreetRichboy8535 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yesssssss

    • @CoolName5383
      @CoolName5383 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yungzyonarchive When you're so lazy you forget to put "Don't" in your bot's name:

  • @deimosvalentine
    @deimosvalentine ปีที่แล้ว +279

    When I was in high school, my friend showed this to everyone on the lunch line. We still quote this video all the time, and is still the funniest thing to us.

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture270
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture270 ปีที่แล้ว

      DONT READ MY USERNAME!!!

    • @nerdstop5025
      @nerdstop5025 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Okay goober

    • @deimosvalentine
      @deimosvalentine ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dontreadmyprofilepicture270 Don't reply to me, goober.

    • @dylanm691
      @dylanm691 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alright goober. Nice profile pick, too.

    • @arty217
      @arty217 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dontreadmyprofilepicture270 shut up goober

  • @accountofthevail9894
    @accountofthevail9894 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    its nice when theres a happy ending for goobers like this, he took cyclists words to heart and worked really hard on that heroin adiction

  • @optiTHOMAS
    @optiTHOMAS 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    *_"YOU GOOBER!"_*
    This guy was the anti-villian! Once he whipped out the goober line, the other guy felt like the enemy for some reason! Poor guy! The camera dude sounds like a cartoon character! 😅🤣

  • @squillz8310
    @squillz8310 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    that combo of 5 ''goobers'' left the biker so stun-locked that he fumbled his next line. Truly astonishing.

  • @Millardfilmorb
    @Millardfilmorb ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Bike Guy used what I call the Oblivion technique. He got too close and started arguing so you couldn’t see anything else. Very smart

  • @TonyTroiano08
    @TonyTroiano08 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Also, from 3:23 to 4:00 might be the most enjoyable commentary I've ever heard on the internet.

  • @RoyAchiron
    @RoyAchiron ปีที่แล้ว

    IRRC the guy filiming (funny voice dude) was some regular of Howard Stern. I can't forget this video as well, especially with the "goober"

  • @YaBoyBilly88
    @YaBoyBilly88 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    "Don't do Heroin"
    Jesse: "You can't keep getting away with this!"

  • @orangenostril
    @orangenostril ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Low key, the heroin overdose kinda says it all. These irl troll types aren't really even getting much enjoyment out of what they do, they're just trying to make everyone else as miserable as they pretend not to be.

    • @unbalancedlibra9788
      @unbalancedlibra9788 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel attacked

    • @Demi_Purple
      @Demi_Purple ปีที่แล้ว +55

      the modus operandi of a lot of toxic people, honestly
      I can't imagine a healthy, mentally balanced person with prospects in life doing this nonsense un-ironically

    • @jdinsomniac7504
      @jdinsomniac7504 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Demi_Purple fr

    • @Kiski_drumbeater
      @Kiski_drumbeater ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Demi_Purple fr, goober

    • @charlespancamo9771
      @charlespancamo9771 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      nah. he just wanted to jack it. you're thinking too deep.

  • @MrMightyZ
    @MrMightyZ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “This has been another classic moment in sleazery”

  • @DocBrewskie
    @DocBrewskie 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    She’s in public stretching in tiny shorts. I’m team camera man. She lost any privacy.

  • @sef5347
    @sef5347 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    0:40 Lady confronts subject
    1:53 Subject reacts with anger after being confronted
    3:06 Subject gets confronted by the main character
    4:37 Subject activates main attack
    5:54 Main character attacks Subject and returns to the batcave

  • @whosjojo9882
    @whosjojo9882 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “Don’t worry about who the fuck I am. I’m right in the middle of your shit, so what the fuck” -2010 Goober

  • @psycholamborghini4828
    @psycholamborghini4828 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The biker line gives me power, I can feel the energy flow through my veins

  • @huverdoose
    @huverdoose 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The only proper response to the biker, honestly, would have been "Who do you think you are? I am!"

  • @heckingbamboozled8097
    @heckingbamboozled8097 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I absolutely did not expect the guy filming to start calling the biker "goober" over and over again. Keeled over laughing

  • @RipScissor
    @RipScissor ปีที่แล้ว +252

    This guy literally sounds like a character Zach Hadel would have created and voiced.

    • @shupasopni
      @shupasopni ปีที่แล้ว +19

      RIGHT I was thinking that the whole time he sounds like Charlie from SF

    • @bizmokane7972
      @bizmokane7972 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The green cumulon

    • @ST1TCH916
      @ST1TCH916 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The goober thing sounds like an actual Oneyplays bit

  • @That0neguy420
    @That0neguy420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro really out here sounding like a smiling friends character

  • @gamerguy9237
    @gamerguy9237 ปีที่แล้ว

    Goober is the most powerful insult ever. I’m my school there would be this kid; whenever he insultes me I would call him a goober, he will try to fight it but still get destroyed by a audible “GOOOOOOOBEEEEERRRRRRR” it just shuts him down

  • @Jay-Jay-OT
    @Jay-Jay-OT ปีที่แล้ว +60

    6:04 sounds like she said "you know I'm 17 years old" which adds a whole other layer of filth to it all

    • @nerdstop5025
      @nerdstop5025 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      HOLY SHIT SHE DID

    • @TripleSuccotash1
      @TripleSuccotash1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, her parents should be ashamed, you're right.
      Or she was lying about her age to scare him because it could legally change the situation, but no charges being filed after such rabble implies that she was actually an adult in public giving consent.

    • @littletechn8175
      @littletechn8175 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@TripleSuccotash1 What?

    • @schijtnaam
      @schijtnaam ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@TripleSuccotash1 what in the incel cope is this?

    • @decoys2985
      @decoys2985 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@TripleSuccotash1 the guy filming has nothing to do with the photo shoot the girls's going to do