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  • @defaultdefaultson3312
    @defaultdefaultson3312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1738

    I worked for Noosa Council as an underpaid IT trainee and can confirm that Jess is genuinely like that. He reeks of generic sleazy politician.
    Going on the show was probably meant to garner favour for the Noosa Elections next year when Jess's seat was up for grabs. Obviously it's backfired terribly.

    • @xyaeiounn
      @xyaeiounn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      The people who vet the incoming 'cast' knew what he was like within five minutes. Of course this is all a set-up. These shows are controlled to the second.

    • @clooneytune_
      @clooneytune_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This needs to be pinned lol

    • @matthewshaw5987
      @matthewshaw5987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I live in nambour BOM us actually fucking kill us all

    • @LinktheSamoyed
      @LinktheSamoyed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Heh and here I was racking my brain thinking that it had to be scripted, but why would you ever choose to take on this villain role where its promoted as reality, you just answered my question. The guy is just a real knob, cheers.

    • @rachv6764
      @rachv6764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      He genuinely frightened me, I have been attacked by men exactly like him. He was so disgusting I couldn't watch it. I said to my husband while he is on the show I can't watch it. He made me feel physically sick.

  • @ultrabeing1
    @ultrabeing1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    Did I just involuntarily watch the bachelorette through friendlyjordies?

  • @samliveshere88
    @samliveshere88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1604

    words burn him more than fire ever could

    • @mshara1
      @mshara1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      this deserves more thumbs up.

    • @Snowie7826
      @Snowie7826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I feel so bad for him, it's obvious he's just a really nice, sensitive guy

    • @moontiger5272
      @moontiger5272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sam Lives Here .

    • @MrGettinBlazed
      @MrGettinBlazed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good pun. If you said that at work you might get a very slight ha I see what ya did there. On TH-cam it lives for a full 15 mins.

    • @neptune8645
      @neptune8645 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao

  • @jeannekay3282
    @jeannekay3282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Can confirm he's a seed dog. I was raised in Noosa and he used to follow my mate around the pub and she'd occasionally scab a drink off him and then go back to pretending he wasn't there. He thinks he's a ledge, obvs zero self reflection skills.

    • @RibbonVintageGirl
      @RibbonVintageGirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That actually sounds horrifying, Oh My God!

  • @katelynoreilly6144
    @katelynoreilly6144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    Duuuude...SHE’S from Queensland. And even she didn’t want a bar of it

  • @claytongoode5715
    @claytongoode5715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    When someone drops "the honesty circle" like it's a legally binding contract.

    • @caminho7340
      @caminho7340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You'd think an aspiring Pollie would know who he can and can't trust

  • @jennifermckay5585
    @jennifermckay5585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    "Don't mind me if I get some wandering fingers" : I think I threw up a little.

    • @angelag1363
      @angelag1363 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah... my dog speaks more eloquently

  • @Duckydafist
    @Duckydafist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    I have difficulties watching this show even when Friendlyjordies is doing his best to make it entertaining.

    • @BigBlack81
      @BigBlack81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I actually had to skip the parts where Jordan isn't talking first, hear his response, and THEN go back and watch the part again just to tolerate it. That's how bad it is.

    • @MeZaval
      @MeZaval 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I got to 4:26 and had to stop Jesus Christ

    • @aussienick01
      @aussienick01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah. can't stand T.V

    • @nayphen
      @nayphen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This will be the first friendlyjordies vid I can't get through.

    • @GiacomoJimmi
      @GiacomoJimmi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good to see I wasn’t the only one.

  • @olivier4844
    @olivier4844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    the firefighters tears are for stopping fires

    • @billpeel4408
      @billpeel4408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@WhatIsSanity you better believe it

    • @tobi79777
      @tobi79777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He must be protected. I volunteer

  • @josephstalone6911
    @josephstalone6911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    My dad works at Noosa (in the council). Jess has been caught sleazing with the receptionists and now he has gotten the keys to the depot taken off him.

    • @humandisaster3902
      @humandisaster3902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      What an absolute fucking tool, he's such a sleazebag that he got the council to do something about him. It's impossible to get the council to get out of bed in the morning without greasing the wheels, let alone take action on something or someONE holy shit.

    • @mshara1
      @mshara1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait. Does that mean he was actually fooling around with the receptionist or just creeped her out?

    • @josephstalone6911
      @josephstalone6911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mshara1 apparently he was chatting her up she was like 20 and he is like 30 something

    • @tobi79777
      @tobi79777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He should be locked up

    • @charlescalthrop2535
      @charlescalthrop2535 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mitchell Hart fucking hate that kind of person.

  • @aintnoslice3422
    @aintnoslice3422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    love all these lads pretending like they actually respect women when the cameras aren't on them

    • @hopedean6424
      @hopedean6424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      THIS. They got mad when Jess called her bitch (and rightfully so) but would without a doubt call other women bitches

    • @royalblue5367
      @royalblue5367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@hopedean6424 that one guy who had that super-delayed reaction. Like it took him that long to figure out "Oh I should be mad about that"

    • @TheClaireyboos
      @TheClaireyboos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@royalblue5367 you could tell he was also going with the outrage as a joke, he wasn't even being serious

    • @PlutosWorld
      @PlutosWorld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love how he clearly called them bitches and immediately their association lights dinged because in reality, they're exactly the same, just not as vocal

    • @krisjohnston5569
      @krisjohnston5569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ahh yes, a group of men repeatedly standing up for women and ostracizing the member of the group being disrespectful even when (To their knowledge) they aren't on camera and all you guys can say is that it's fake.
      But yeah, it's masculinity that's toxic aye, definitely not you guys.

  • @RhunWords
    @RhunWords 5 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Counterpoint: The Gold Coast is the Gold Coast for old people.

    • @niklimnat1061
      @niklimnat1061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i fucking love noosa
      im not old
      therefore you must be correct

    • @rc0ll18
      @rc0ll18 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noosa is actually just Byron for yuppies (whereas Byron is for hipsters).

    • @oofym353
      @oofym353 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rc0ll18 Can confirm Byron is for hipsters.

  • @corneliusmaze-eye2459
    @corneliusmaze-eye2459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Jordan Peterson: *speaks softly* "This Firefighter is a sad sad man. He has allowed the fear of failure, the apprehension that comes from a society hell bent on hounding masculinity for all its flaws, to keep him down in a perpetual cycle of meaningless depression... Not Good!"

    • @MichaelCasanovaMusic
      @MichaelCasanovaMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “That’ll keep the testosterone flowing!”

    • @jacobeller3377
      @jacobeller3377 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      there’s no order, only chaos

    • @kellymoderator5253
      @kellymoderator5253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jordan Peterson has a short brain

    • @earthwormsim8068
      @earthwormsim8068 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kellymoderator5253 What do you mean by "has a short brain"?

    • @kellymoderator5253
      @kellymoderator5253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Simon Lancaster he is a dumbass with dumb ideas

  • @jackiavelli
    @jackiavelli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    wait isnt he a warhammer reveiw guy why is he watching this i dont want to look at women and socialising i want to see grown men play with plastic toys in their garage what is happening

  • @er4469
    @er4469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Why does the Jackson dude looked like a jacked FriendlyJordies tho

    • @yaboivinnie4173
      @yaboivinnie4173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My wife agrees!

    • @marinatedoctopus5706
      @marinatedoctopus5706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh god I can't unsee this

    • @janzy58
      @janzy58 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha yup, as soon as I saw Jackson I thought the same thing.

    • @KrazyKevsta
      @KrazyKevsta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep 100% lol

  • @Sandstorm366
    @Sandstorm366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "Why have I gotta do something you're telling me to do?"
    Typical politician

    • @ksam7969
      @ksam7969 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Democracy? Nah, pollies are in charge! Do as they say, they are the nanny/British officer class and you are the poor Irish convict. 2 tiers to this society!

  • @josephj6521
    @josephj6521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Do people watch shit like this? Those other men are like toddlers. “Oh, ooohhhh, he said this and you know what? Oohhhh, he said thaaaat!” They’re all toddlers hissy fitting around.
    As for the politician, has anyone met a decent one? I haven’t.

    • @xyaeiounn
      @xyaeiounn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah, everyone in politics, at every level, is a stone sociopath. These reality shows make more sense when you understand that HR and marketing psychos pick just the right dumbos who they know will make fucken fools of themselves under pressure. The crying firey was a whole 'nother level of stupid.

    • @FJaypewpew
      @FJaypewpew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honest to fucking god id take home and away over shit like this
      Remember survivor? Even the ones that weren’t hardcore were better than this simp shit

    • @mewtwotwo2222
      @mewtwotwo2222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      it's obviously played up for drama
      that firefighter is cute tho
      pretty cool that he is ok/comfortable with crying on national TV instead of being stupidly macho and supressing his emotions

    • @mewtwotwo2222
      @mewtwotwo2222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bellecrowe5138 im just judging from what i saw from jordies video
      i dunno where you get stage 9000 clinger from that

    • @pillbobaggins2766
      @pillbobaggins2766 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s like the playground in year 5

  • @ellahalloran6135
    @ellahalloran6135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    I apologise on behalf of the state of Queensland. We're the Florida of Australia.

    • @Antechynus
      @Antechynus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I've been saying it for twenty years... I was in Miami in 2000 and first thing I said was, its like the gold coast on roids....

    • @sirwahthemonke
      @sirwahthemonke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And you love it.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well, that's actually the Gold Coast specifically. The resemblance there is uncanny.

    • @aidam7822
      @aidam7822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why is this true?
      I love it here in QLD tho

    • @hollycarter725
      @hollycarter725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      More like Alabama.

  • @Bambi_Sapphic
    @Bambi_Sapphic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    As a Queenslander all I can say is, yep.

    • @MotoCat91
      @MotoCat91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      As someone who grew up in Noosa for the first 17 years of my life...
      ... fuckin yep

    • @cheeseburgersuperior1874
      @cheeseburgersuperior1874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      so...you guys have NEGATIVE ENERGY too?

    • @Bambi_Sapphic
      @Bambi_Sapphic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cheeseburgersuperior1874 yeah nah, I don't know what the frick you even talking about mate.

    • @cheeseburgersuperior1874
      @cheeseburgersuperior1874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Bambi_Sapphic lol. You didn't watch the vid?

    • @supermansleftnut
      @supermansleftnut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think you mean... *yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

  • @jacklefevre7077
    @jacklefevre7077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I work at a bar that Jess comes to a lot, and pretty much every time he's there, he's hitting on the waitresses, and sometimes the customers, but in a weirdly fucked up way.

    • @nicktubara
      @nicktubara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Have you seen him use his wandering fingers?

  • @marcwav
    @marcwav 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Reality video editor checking in: we have been stitching sentences for years. We could have played this exact storyline with George Colombaris.

  • @BraniusBalki
    @BraniusBalki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Queensland is a beautiful place, it's just full of people.

    • @nicktubara
      @nicktubara 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bogans.

    • @hayleyblanch5895
      @hayleyblanch5895 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      fuck man, I've lived in this state all my life and you're so right.

  • @alk3270
    @alk3270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    0:17 implying the gold coast isnt the gold coast for old people?

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      not any more. The newly-rich tradie bogans pushed them further North.

  • @mdouglas9060
    @mdouglas9060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I listened to this while walking my dog, not even watching this I could feel the sliver of soul I had left cringe into the corner of my heart and weep for humanity. Haven't watched free to air in year's and don't miss it even slightly

    • @Supadrumma441
      @Supadrumma441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its entertainment for simpletons and morons

    • @charleskaplan3567
      @charleskaplan3567 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lament not fine tulip for only through the gentle weeping of a childlike innocence can the light of joy once again emerge. Even if it is instigated by Big Brother casting rejections.

  • @Koompbala1
    @Koompbala1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Imagine if Jeffry Ross roasted that firefighter, he would be able to extinguish fires with his tears.

    • @Malum95
      @Malum95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's his superpower okay, dont hate

    • @turbostyler
      @turbostyler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      best comment!

  • @trainernick1143
    @trainernick1143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    These people are children in very tall bodies.

  • @curtisburns
    @curtisburns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    The firefighter is definitely on the roids. Nobody cries that easily.

    • @duckman12569
      @duckman12569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The more you know

    • @Cam5000
      @Cam5000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      That and he's probably functioning on emotional empty depending on how long he's been on the job. Cutting dead kids out of crushed cars doesn't do much for your sanity

    • @dumbomagoo
      @dumbomagoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I've encountered so many overly emotional cry babies in my life that are very clearly not on steroids. 'The more you know' I guess.

    • @duckman12569
      @duckman12569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm confused, do roids make people extremely emotional or not

    • @dumbomagoo
      @dumbomagoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@duckman12569 Yeah they can. I was more picking at the first guys comment saying "Nobody cries that easily", i dont know why i quoted your thing lol. Plenty of people cry that easily is all I was trying to say, you don't have to abuse steroids to be emotional lol

  • @aidam7822
    @aidam7822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Honestly, the firefighter dude is Kronk from the Emperor's New Groove

    • @Deschutron
      @Deschutron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes! I can't not like him now.

  • @timnarre
    @timnarre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    This guy has to be a written character. Hilarious.

    • @aidensnacklad4178
      @aidensnacklad4178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's her brother "undercover"

    • @Thedinkzie
      @Thedinkzie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There's no doubt about it. He's a springboard to make the other guys seems more chivilrous

    • @pillbobaggins2766
      @pillbobaggins2766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No he’s a real bloke from Noosa, he really is like this

    • @arig1987
      @arig1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@pillbobaggins2766 I believe he is, but he was also picked to be on the show, and I'm sure they knew exactly what to expect.

    • @JadeC
      @JadeC 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pillbo Baggins are you being legit?

  • @Oosh21
    @Oosh21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    That many tears would make anyone moist within splashing distance.

  • @mewtwotwo2222
    @mewtwotwo2222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    awww
    the firefighter was actually really cute
    i know it's played for drama but still brave to cry like that on tv instead of supressing your emotions

    • @RibbonVintageGirl
      @RibbonVintageGirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's also in a pretty good shape for his age

  • @anthonylustri8588
    @anthonylustri8588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The guy who called him out, carlin, is from Queensland too. Used to get beers with him and he was alright.

    • @nicktubara
      @nicktubara 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hes featured in sum ads in our local area here in the gong. He really has that look of determination about him 😁

  • @alistair7478
    @alistair7478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The way he says “Come on, pat the horses bum!!” Like that’s ever been said before in existence

  • @the_gemmapelle434
    @the_gemmapelle434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    the analogies in this one are so insanely accurate.... the cheap GI Joe, the dunkaroos, the helm's deep music, the skeleton key... i just can't

    • @friendlyjordies
      @friendlyjordies  5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lantana not getting it's dues (shakes head in disappointment)

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@friendlyjordies I fuckin hated Lantana. What a mean, pointless little waste of great acting mixed with a shit story. And I'm supposed to think this is genuinely challenging?
      Does that help?

    • @charleskaplan3567
      @charleskaplan3567 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't even..

  • @samliveshere88
    @samliveshere88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    honestly its whole spectrum of "Nice guys"

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So true. Just waiting for that stamp on their loyalty card that says "WASN'T A DICK TO A WOMAN".

  • @takoshihitsamaru4675
    @takoshihitsamaru4675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love that the entire premise of the show is to watch a bunch of blokes pretend that they aren't just desperate to get laid by a chick that is being paid to talk to them XD

  • @TrashHeapCustodian
    @TrashHeapCustodian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    As an American I am deeply sorry that y'all have unfortunately absorbed our style of reality TV, and honestly you should impose economic sanctions of some kind on us as a result.

  • @bennorth9758
    @bennorth9758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Here’s the quality content I subbed for.

  • @user-hj3sj2bc1r
    @user-hj3sj2bc1r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I run into burning buildings for a living BUT SOMEONE IS TRYING TO BARBECUE MY HEART AND I DONT LIKE IT

  • @lachlantindall1344
    @lachlantindall1344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I got friends in the council and it can be double confirmed the dude is a sleaze and has been laughed at by those same people.

  • @Sam-gy3ok
    @Sam-gy3ok 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think hes a hero. Anyone who brings down not only himself, noosa and the bachelorette in one creepy sweep deserves a medal.

  • @monaroboy124
    @monaroboy124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I don't know much about the firefighter" oh Jordan, if only you knew what was to come with the legend of Jamie.

  • @KantFromEC
    @KantFromEC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Queenslanda here,
    Spot on.

  • @john_doeherty
    @john_doeherty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    aw come on leave the firefighter alone mate it's hard enough as a man to be able to be open and vulnerable when we're upset, if he's able to cry when he needs to we shouldn't be mocking him for feeling vulnerable!
    I've had a ton of therapy and even I still can't cry in front of people and sometimes it can feel like torture because you're just internally dying

    • @ennisskalski719
      @ennisskalski719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I know right, I get that he's kind of overreacting but if it was expressed in the "acceptable" way using anger/rage he wouldn't get nearly as much shit thrown at him for it. People'd just be like "jeez get over it" or something.

    • @john_doeherty
      @john_doeherty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I suppose im in the minority considering I had a less than healthy upbringing but my first thought when he got upset that someone told him to grow up was that perhaps there's more of an underlying issue with that type of criticism like maybe that was said to him a lot growing up as a way to belittle him. that's all complete speculation of course but it's an example of a reason something so small can impact someone's feelings.
      everybody has something that hits a nerve and to others it can seem really trivial and inconsequential but we're all fighting our own internal battles and everyone should be more empathetic to each other

    • @Zzyzzyzzs
      @Zzyzzyzzs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's not about the fact he's crying, it's what he's crying about. Even by contrived-for-TV reality TV pseudodrama standards, that was ridiculous.

    • @areyouforeal
      @areyouforeal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Despite what modern culture has tried to push, women like men who are men. Men who are traditionally masculine are happier too. It's only your generation who have chronically low testosterone and are indoctrinated to behave like women that have issues and feel like they need therapy and a cry.

    • @Deschutron
      @Deschutron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@areyouforeal Speak for yourself. Some of us were raised to be ourselves, rather than try to act like a man or a woman.

  • @cameronpugh6103
    @cameronpugh6103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As a Queenslander, yeah we're a pretty sleazy state.

  • @shortstack7868
    @shortstack7868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    How he didn't get decked yet is beyond me

  • @anazron805811
    @anazron805811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    that firefighter is the best! Just because he's big doesn't mean he can't be emotional.

  • @Alco1999
    @Alco1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Jackson” the action figure looks exactly like a buff jordie

  • @kylemitchell9813
    @kylemitchell9813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Jess has to be an actor, liiiiiiike seriously

    • @Ocker3
      @Ocker3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Apart from acting the fool, he Really is a Councilor in Noosa Shire.

    • @aidensnacklad4178
      @aidensnacklad4178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's fake it's her brother

    • @shaunmurray8132
      @shaunmurray8132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nah its real, this show is all real, everything, its "reality"...…….hahahaha!!!!!

    • @oldmuso586
      @oldmuso586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@aidensnacklad4178 Her bro is in there but not Jess. It's hard to tell them all apart, except for roided out teary guy and Mistah Longhair.

    • @larbot3433
      @larbot3433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aidensnacklad4178 No her brother is someone else on the show

  • @madiis18account
    @madiis18account 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    To answer the question about the firefighter: yes, a man who is mature enough to feel things openly is extremely attractive

    • @geoffdb8118
      @geoffdb8118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Even if he cries over a tiny alteration?

    • @jonv570
      @jonv570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fucking liar

    • @cheeseontoastbrah
      @cheeseontoastbrah ปีที่แล้ว

      So you're ideal man is some sort of simp?

  • @kylesoler4139
    @kylesoler4139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    2:49 yay Ashens reference.

    • @alexyates9828
      @alexyates9828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I could recognise that sofa anywhere

    • @Jenna_Miles
      @Jenna_Miles 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello!

    • @etrigan8544
      @etrigan8544 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know I'm late to the party but I had to rewind to double take on that and search for an excellent comment.....

  • @KimPham525
    @KimPham525 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my favourite video of yours. I liked the bit where you had the picture of the weasels and this guys face was amongst them.

  • @long_chin_man
    @long_chin_man 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    lol people hate victoria and assume we dont already hate ourselves more

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Come to Sunny Queensland, where you can bitch with your other "expat" mates about the lack of cultural life while soaking up our fabulous weather (9 months of the year...)

    • @TripleBarrel06
      @TripleBarrel06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@maccas5lyf790 we're talking power level, not quantity here.

    • @charleskaplan3567
      @charleskaplan3567 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me thinks the quality bachelors are down South in darkened basements typing away on TH-cam.

    • @TripleBarrel06
      @TripleBarrel06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@charleskaplan3567 bold of you to assume I'd be insulted by being called a basement dweller. My basement is well lit.

    • @charleskaplan3567
      @charleskaplan3567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TripleBarrel06 presumptuous of you to type that I meant it as an insult. It's lit to be bold in basements.

  • @gilbej91
    @gilbej91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    To answer your burning question, the fireman makes me feel drier than the Sahara Desert!

    • @charleskaplan3567
      @charleskaplan3567 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      .. and as vulgar as a spitting (camal)جمل

  • @Elrond_Hubbard_1
    @Elrond_Hubbard_1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Jess would have made a great Simpsons character.

    • @jetsetjeski
      @jetsetjeski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ryan Hazell I dunno, he’s got those Artie Ziff vibes to me

  • @rafiki7334
    @rafiki7334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Why didn’t he just say “u believe gossip?” like... if someone is talking shit on a reality tv show?? I can’t watch these shows i’m an ADULT

    • @KingBobBobBob
      @KingBobBobBob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because hes a coward.

    • @tristanmeadows
      @tristanmeadows 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought by not watching tv in 10years id escaped watching this shit lol

    • @Supadrumma441
      @Supadrumma441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tristanmeadows same I haven't turned my tv on to watch tv in about 10years its just mindless garbage

    • @cultdaddyhound1731
      @cultdaddyhound1731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tv has shows? I use it to play Vidya games. How do you get these "chan-nells" ?

  • @TheJoshws
    @TheJoshws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Coming back and watching this and hearing Jordan say "I don't know who the fire fighter is" makes me want to earn him for things to come.

  • @PedroChuVPS
    @PedroChuVPS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Is Jess a veteran of the Young Libs? He seems like he'd fit in.

    • @octoevo9814
      @octoevo9814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Yeah it's that 13-going-on-30 look they all seem to have

    • @fl00d69
      @fl00d69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah conservitard for sure.

    • @Elrond_Hubbard_1
      @Elrond_Hubbard_1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@fl00d69 The Liberal party in Aus are the conservatives. The word is used differently in the U.S. Make sure you don't vote for them lol

    • @fl00d69
      @fl00d69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Elrond_Hubbard_1 ohhh I see... what the hell? That's confusing AF. xD

    • @ld5382
      @ld5382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ryan Hazell you can’t just say that and not share a story mate

  • @antonp6917
    @antonp6917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Noosa is the goldcoast for old people"
    Bahahahaha, 😧 so true

  • @joshuaellery6167
    @joshuaellery6167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    *watches this in Queensland
    😐

    • @Sam-du5oe
      @Sam-du5oe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      joshua ellery As a Queenslander, we all live in constant fear of Jess haha

  • @01taxes
    @01taxes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    UP THE QLD BOYS WHERE U AT

    • @jepverified3385
      @jepverified3385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jaay Queenslandaaa

    • @cameronpugh6103
      @cameronpugh6103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah bois smash a XXXX for the poli

    • @tyranstephenson8439
      @tyranstephenson8439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Long live the king in the north!

    • @MrHewlettcraphard
      @MrHewlettcraphard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SE QLDers are OK. Outside that, most reside in the shallow end of the gene pool. That pool is filled with XXXX (it's called XXXX because a lot of QLDers are too fucken stupid to even know how to spell "shit"). LOL

    • @dogemasterofmemesthethird6805
      @dogemasterofmemesthethird6805 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      RAAAAAA

  • @nieceywiecey7560
    @nieceywiecey7560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    TH-cam ad at convenient timing
    Friendlyjordies: does this man make any of you moist?
    *1 second later*
    Ad for Coca-Cola Energy Drink

  • @averagejoe9083
    @averagejoe9083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I feel sexually harassed watching this

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ericlaboratories Take the whole bloody Council to court. As Jordie says, it's where the old people are and boomers=your only chance of money these days

    • @averagejoe9083
      @averagejoe9083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd wait a few years and then come out saying he touched me inappropriately

  • @MrOmniViolence
    @MrOmniViolence 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    that 'Ashens' Poundland Action Figures Footage, i could never forget that brown chair, perfect use i might add.

  • @dash5879
    @dash5879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    You’re jordies biggest fan?
    I don’t skip jordies ads

    • @ShelleySkyDoe
      @ShelleySkyDoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That doesn't do anything. All it does is lengthen the time until you go back to the video. So... You just really don't want to go back to watching the video.

    • @FinanceFreedomOnline
      @FinanceFreedomOnline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      youtube premium

    • @thedarcehole
      @thedarcehole 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FinanceFreedomOnline all about premium

    • @nathanielsharp2615
      @nathanielsharp2615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're*

    • @brightbruce3957
      @brightbruce3957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eww you watch ads through, somebody stop him!

  • @deliquescencemusic
    @deliquescencemusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “I don’t know anything about the fireman”.
    Oh how things changed.

  • @lukeisconfused
    @lukeisconfused 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Little did we know this was Jamie's origin story. We're still following his storyline

  • @Matthew-ti4vu
    @Matthew-ti4vu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    my sisters friend slept with the firefighter guy

    • @jamesatherton1853
      @jamesatherton1853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Hell yeah that's your claim to fame then

    • @andyf3136
      @andyf3136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Come back when she's rooted Jess.

    • @premiumroastcoffee3228
      @premiumroastcoffee3228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Did he cry before, during, or after sex or all three?

    • @charleskaplan3567
      @charleskaplan3567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did he tell you to tell us?

  • @paul_peaches
    @paul_peaches 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    That crying fire fighter would have an emotional breakdown if he arrived at a tree with a cat stuck up it

    • @mumfy27
      @mumfy27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      has melt down because he forgot to get some pics for the insta of the burning building

    • @pillbobaggins2766
      @pillbobaggins2766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly so would i

  • @zexionthefirst6767
    @zexionthefirst6767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I would let that sensitive firefighter violate me me for days.

  • @DontMicrowaveBabies
    @DontMicrowaveBabies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The horses head looks like he’s dyeing inside

  • @charliedawson4877
    @charliedawson4877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very dramatic zoom. Excellent work Matt.

  • @rtmpgt
    @rtmpgt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Oh hey, Ashens reference!

  • @lukeswales4812
    @lukeswales4812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Rewatching this and hearing Jordy refer to Jamie as “the firefighter” or “that guy” throws me off.

  • @SirJonathonDanielGregorySrVthe
    @SirJonathonDanielGregorySrVthe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Noosa.
    Like what this guy'll have around his neck soon.
    Too dark? Too dark.

  • @Hadgerz
    @Hadgerz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've been watching a bit of Kitchen Nightmares recently, so I'm prepped for a bit of manufactured drama.
    BUT THIS...this is something else. Grown adults acting like schoolyard squeakers over some jane doe vlogger with the vocal fry of a dehydrated off-the-rails wine aunt they only met that day, with not an adult conversation to be seen.

    • @mshara1
      @mshara1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait? Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares is manufactured? I'm addicted to that show. #betrayed

  • @aidam7822
    @aidam7822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    No moisture. Dry as hell. It's rural Queensland up in here.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dry as a nun's nasty
      (woman here - don't @ me - just agreeing with you in a beautifully Australian way :-) )

    • @aidam7822
      @aidam7822 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 you legend 😂❤

  • @konrTF
    @konrTF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There aren't that many channels I can always count on to make me laugh, but this is definitely one of them.

  • @hunterjudge6675
    @hunterjudge6675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I live on the sunny coast and it’s actually pronounced like “ new saaaaaaaaar”

  • @zoegasson3528
    @zoegasson3528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i just found this channel i love it so aussie but not too aussie its like 'only aussies would understand' type content lmaooo

  • @Zeionn
    @Zeionn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    46seconds ago, mate this is as fresh as it gets.

  • @RibbonVintageGirl
    @RibbonVintageGirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This whole Jess saga reminds me of "The Bachelorette" Hannah Brown's season with that Luke S. guy. He wasn't a sleaze but more so the "Girl Defined" type of Christian guy and he was JUST as creepy and people called him out (including Hannah) lol

  • @Carts154
    @Carts154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That dude with the long hair looks like he is blazed

  • @jonathantan2469
    @jonathantan2469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When he got out of the car wearing that K-Mart king costume, I first thought it was an ad for car insurance...

  • @HairyNick
    @HairyNick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Friendlyjordies content is literally the only good reason for channel 10 still existing.

  • @alana9947
    @alana9947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love coming back to this video and seeing Jamie's origin story XD

  • @darnsmall
    @darnsmall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thanks for that champ. I was wondering what all the fuss was about. I couldn't actually bring myself to watch that trash, just to find out.
    Thanks for taking one for the team.
    I swear shows like this must cause brain cancer

  • @tylerstaines915
    @tylerstaines915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I went out in Noosa a few months ago and I met this guy, he’s 36, a council member and a complete fool, he told me he left the show on his own volition because it “wasn’t for him” hahaha

  • @ArtOfDuane
    @ArtOfDuane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    as the long haired friend in my friend group I have to say yeah whats wrong with talking it out mate

  • @reganbridger8731
    @reganbridger8731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was fucking hilarious, definately make some more

  • @imposterjellyfish8904
    @imposterjellyfish8904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m a Queenslander and I haven’t watched this but I don’t like that Noosa dude already, nothing about him seems good

  • @KarzGuitar
    @KarzGuitar 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:30 idk man, I think they just cut it closer together because the speakers are so braindead there's 20 seconds of "uhhhhhh" and just silence in each sentence

  • @MrGettinBlazed
    @MrGettinBlazed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    He has thinning baby hair.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Typical Young Liberal. They were young, young, young... then suddenly middle-aged.

  • @AshenTiger
    @AshenTiger 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:15 Bet that was in Maroochydore

  • @lizablee
    @lizablee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    You're a legend for summarising the bachelorette so I don't have to watch it.

  • @doody650
    @doody650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a child Noosa was always a solid 8.5/10 holiday destination and friendlyjordies keeps killing my memories

  • @blahblahblahblah2837
    @blahblahblahblah2837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In defence of QLD,
    that behaviour is pretty standard for WA too

  • @corneliusmaze-eye2459
    @corneliusmaze-eye2459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Do a video on Allan Savory's Holistic Management and Planned Grazing. We haven't heard from him in a while.

  • @themoxcast
    @themoxcast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "So I.. grabbed.. her.. sweet. Can.."

  • @julia-rb1qz
    @julia-rb1qz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THE VIDEO I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED BUT WANTED