The First Guy To Ever Wear Contact Lenses
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- PSA: The chart in back says "HI THERE HELLO" and not "HIT HER" 🤦 I went too hard on the blur effect and shouldn't have followed the traditional eye chart layout. That's my bad for trying to rush an easter egg in and not double-checking how it could be misread (especially on mobile.) I also misspelled HELLLO with three L's --- so yeah. This went great.
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PSA: The chart in back says "HI THERE HELLO" and not "HIT HER" 🤦 I went too hard on the blur effect and shouldn't have followed the traditional eye chart layout. That's my bad for trying to rush an easter egg in and not double-checking how it could be misread (especially on mobile.) I also misspelled HELLLO with three L's --- so yeah. This went great.
I legitimately read that I looked at the eye chart to see if it said anything and when it said 'hit her' and I couldn't get any more letters I had concern
Hi there hello, yeah no we didnt really wanna listen after the first few lines, because they were funny we decided
2:08
Hi there hello
6th reply btw
That’s my bad I can’t read the rest I’ll delete it btw
'Police officer this guy wants to open my eye with a laser'
" That isn't allowed, we should put him in a room"
That sounds like it shouldn't be allowed.
@@Donnah1979 Yeah they don't like that, they've decided.
This thread is perfection 😂
But the police officer will be put in a room
Who’s gonna put you in a room for putting him in a room?
“It’s not ideal” he says while conducting an eye deal. You can’t fool me, optometrus rex.
Eye luff disc.
Best comment
All these people just copying quotes from the video and getting thousands of likes while this comment is criminally underrated
Alternatively, it could be Optometrus Prime if you're not into dinosaurs but like Transformers.
More I-Rex than T-Rex (or O-Rex)
"I feel like they magnify a lot..."
"Yeah they do, you look like a pitch meeting thumbnail"
You take that back
@@SUG3R ?
This is hilarious I decided
Brilliant
Lol!!!!
Glasses make look smarter but you have to fail a test to get them
Lol 😂
"Make look smarter"
@@wrestlinghe2638 I don't know how I never noticed that lol
@@ElemonAdventures dont worry noticing it for me is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@@wrestlinghe2638 okay :)
The optometrist was a bipedal carnivore in the cretaceous period
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And bifocal
Technically, he's a bipedal omnivore from the holocene. (Look it up, it's true.)
Oh, bipedal carnivores are tight.
@@motionkabi Optomitrix
“Heres your eyeball things to make you less of a blind person”
-Ryan George, 2021
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@@Raclii your vid has annoying ad vibes
@@ZikedY especially with the music
I looked in the comment as he said this lol.
@@Raclii hey! Your a bad person
I've never worn contact lenses but Ryan's description is exactly how I imagined it to be
I have tried & failed so I can comfirm that If your eye is pre-traumatized it is like that.
Honestly it's been super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Be thankful you don't need them... I have a rare disease called Keratoconus, and I HAVE to wear special contacts, that not only go on my eye, but I have to fill with fluid to refocus light on my deformed corneas.
@@artfcialtv what the freak pre-traumatized eye means? Did your eye was mauled by a bear before wearing contact lenses?
Well, I have tried on my normal, but kinda blind eyes, and they weren't the most comfortable thing on this planet [especially this two times, where I didn't get the correct ones and one freeze, and the other one dried up and shriveled because of heat]
But after a few years of wearing them I see no problem. Especially that they got way better than when I was starting to wear them.
When I started, no matter which one, you needed to pull them out to sleep. Then there were overnight ones.
Nowadays you can find contact lenses that you don't even need to pull out for the whole month. That's literally a replacement for surgery.
When I first started using contacts, it took me like 30 minutes to get them in and they were super uncomfortable, but now I can get them in first or second try and I don’t even feel them most of the time. It took me around 5 years of wearing contacts and testing several different brands to get to that point, though.
“I’m just gonna owl it out from here on out”
Relatable
"I could use a laser to cut your eye open!"
"Is that a threat?"
"Unclear!"
"Oh alright."
As he’s cutting your eye you hear, “Whoops”
“Whoopsie”
Whos to say...
Lol
You lift up a flap? Won't that be hard?
Nah, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Wow wow wow.. wow.
"Don't you dare close your eyes"
“So what happens if I forget to take them out?”
“Oh nothing serious, but there is a chance they’ll, ya know, *cut off oxygen to your eye causing permanent damage”*
Good idea
I did fall sleep with them on but my baby woke me up just an hour later i was already over 9 hours so they were dryyyyyyyy and difficult to pinch off.
Or slide behind the eye and get stuck, and maybe cut your retina, causing incredible pain and blindness.
I don't think people were meant for these things
I have dozed off with lens on couple of times. I kinda forgot to remove the lens and fell asleep. Then I woke up and grabbed my glasses and it was like that scene in Tobey Maguire Spiderman. For a split second I thought I'm spiderman and then it hit me like a truck. The lens had gotten so dry it was extremely difficult to get it off. Had to drop some solution into my eyes to loosen it up a bit. The next time was even worse that I decided contacts are not for me. This time the lens got stuck under my upper eye lids. I didn't know how to get it off and couldn't fully open my eyes as it was hurting like shit. Can't remember how I got it because I was in full panic mode. I think it involved lot of water and lens solution.
"I could use a laser to cut your eye open"
"Is that a threat?"
"It's a promise"
"so you've got a contact lense for me"
"yes sir i do"
The eyeball person is the smartest guy in the Ryan universe so far. He made glass thing, plastic thing and laser thing.
But also most dangerous guy, he can cut your eyes with a lazer
It’s like the MCU but it’s the RYU Ryan TH-cam Universe
Tim minchin wrote a song about that.
And the saddest guy is the guy who came up with the name "screwdriver"
@@JohnCage77 Saddest one would the game show host.
"But I feel like maybe they magnify a lot?"
-- "Yeah they do, they make you look like the face on a Pitch Meeting thumbnail."
this deserves a like from ryan
Underrated comment
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how gorgeous his eyes are? They look lilac, for gosh sake!
Lilac eyes are beautiful, I decided
Absolutely.
Darcy did an awesome job playing the eye doctors mustache
Hi there, hello!
That is a fun dinosaur name. 🦖🦕
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C
wha
Ok
Hello
"I'm going to cut your eye with a laser"
"Is that a threat?"
"I don't know"
"Fair enough!"
@RDCL Vids, is this a rick roll?
@@theoldshark610 No, its much better.
BZZZZZZZZZT
It's super easy - barely an inconvenience
Mutilation is tight!
"Don't you dare close your eyes"
"It's that a threat?"
No it's a promise
Last episode of wandavision will be a parody of the ryanverse as a representation of entertainment in the 2020's
“I can give the lenses a lotta fancy colors to make you look cooler”
“Omg why didn’t you lead with that?”
Except that it only works for low prescriptions. You're too blind to have the fancy colors.
Woops.
Whoopsie.
Yep, until your prescription gets too high and then you don't get the fun colors any more. 🤚😪
Of all the people who need a cooler eye colour I doubt it's the guy with blue-violet ones.
Our most used colour is just red all over the eye
"Well you have to actually be cool for it to work. So let me write this prescription for you and you can meet the OG ryan
"Hello, police. This optometrist is threatening me"
"You got threatened by a dinosaur? Rraaaawwwrrrrggghhhhh"
I haven't read anything less funny in my entire life
@@Cuzjudd really nobody cares
@@romanj9281 i do
😂
@@Cuzjudd I think I need contact lenses. I don't see who asked.
I got the most perfect add for this video
"Do you want contacts?" 😂
David Attenborough: Here we see the illusive Canadian Large Eyed Owl with its unique call echoing through the night.
"Hi there, hello."
“Hey, police, this optometrist is threatening me!”
“Who?”
“This opt- I mean this eyeball person”
“Oh that sounds like a problem!”
*outro plays*
Next video
*First Person to get Sued*
Yo mlo watches Ryan George cool
"He can't do that its illegal"
"Yeah I want you guys to come down here and put him in a room."
"Yeah I need you to come here and put him into a room"
clear vision intensifies
Gay
papa flammy's got good taste
I love your videos
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This is precisely what goes through my mind when I think about contacts or laser surgery. I'll keep my owl glasses, thank you
My eyes are kinda small, so my glasses make them look normal. No eyeball lenses, thanks.
"I can use a laser to cut your eye open."
"Is that a threat!"
I dunno, but it killed me, man.
"I'm just gonna owl it out from here on out"
-Ryan George 2021
@@AxxLAfriku ?
You know by the manly mustache over the beard that he is the smart science guy I decided.
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How manny subs would i get from a random comment i made
Current 20
@@rhoydplaz2853 the number of people who care
Current - 0
@@rhoydplaz2853 no 21
@@Biollante000 wait you're telling me you actually subbed
That little nod, followed by "are you?" may be my favorite part of this sketch
The first Guy To Ever Hi-Five Someone
"I'm gunna slap your hand!"
(yay 90 likes!)
"What, why?"
"In victory! It's a celebratory thing for our hands to try to assault each other I decided."
LOL
@@Capta1nTD "Oh my god, why would you do that""
@@spacedinosaur8733 "Well I was doing that thing, you know where we slap our hands together to signal our approval? And I thought, 'hey this would be cool if we got someone else's hand involved!'"
he did it!!!!!
I can imagine the line "Is that a threat?" repeated in the colonoscopy sketch.
COLONOSCOPY SKETCHES ARE TIGHT
@@ayekantspeylgud Well, at least the first one. Probably.
@@cody4783 These comments made me laugh just as hard as the sketch did!
@@ayekantspeylgud Yeahyeahyeah
i cant find the colonoscopy sketch, can u link it?
I relate to this SO much, Glasses forever.
I respect that, but you gotta at least try it. Trust me.
@@funkpelican955 I tried them for a while. GLASSES FOREVER
@@funkpelican955 I feel like this video is the best example of how crazy anyone sounds who says that xD "TRUST ME, you should at least TRY sticking a finger in your eye once!"
I tried contacts back when I was young and vain for a few years and while they were 'ok', I prefer glasses. Especially now I'm no longer young or vain :P
Yes
Hi there hello fellow travelers from the Ryanverse! other people named Ryan, crossing into this universe is super easy, barely an inconvenience we decided
I got a glasses ad before this video
“I’m just gonna be an owl, gonna owl it out from here on out”- 8 year old me
I'm 54, been wearing glasses since I was 27. Would rather owl it than do all that :-D
I’ve been an owl since kindergarten lol (I’ve got really bad eyesight)
...from here on owl-t.
I originally got so confused why the board behind the patient said “hit her”. Thank god I looked at the next lines
Is the joke the fact that the lines below it are unreadable?
Because I am unable to read it.
(Maybe one below says ENEL but that doesn't help)
@@Kislay11 it says "hi there hello"
@@Kislay11 the one below says EHEL
HI THERE HELLLO IM THE ADSTRONAUT HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT OUR SPONSOR
@@sodiboo damn you must have crazy eye sight or something that made it readable.
Now I can sorta understand till Hi there hello I, but everything after that is total blur even in the highest video quality available.
Or you just made up the last part, but if you did, it was clever and believable
Nice catch lol
Suggestion: First guy to ever buy a coupon
I've always wondered about the first guy every to leap out of a plane with a parachute.
"I'm calling the police"
Uh, oh. That dinosaur is gonna get put into a room
Where he gets fed daily
and doesn't need to pay rent
Doesn't sound so bad, if you ask me
So.. Jurassic Park?
@@Fabio465 Not bad at all, barely an inconvenience
I still don’t know if Ryan actually needs glasses or not.
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@@Raclii .... why..?
@@Raclii what?
@@Raclii Burn in hell.
Same
Oh my God, that sudden dinosaur impression right at the beginning caught me totally off guard and I almost choked on my cereal bar 😂😂
0:48 i accidently paused this right here and it's perfect
"What if you put the lense in your eye?"
"Ha, can you imagine!"
_stares in silence_
"Is that a threat ?!?!?"
"Nooo noooo nooo nooooo"
"I'm calling the police!"
Had me laughing for a while 😂😂😂😂
Now the eyeball person is gonna be put in room
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!!
This is my favorite. I keep coming back to it!
As a person who’s never put contacts in, this actually does terrify me, I’ve decided.
It actually isn't a big deal. I was too scared to try for years, so glad I finally did. But if you are happy wearing glasses, that's fine too. One of the biggest things for me is that I can wear sunglasses. And, contacts make mask wearing much much easier.
i once weare glasses but then i dont need them anymore I've decided.
I used them for nearly 2 years as I am half blind without prescription glasses. Many factors led me to ditch 'em like proper hygene and not using it for more 10 hours straight. But what really made the decision was how I forgot to remove it before sleeping a couple of times. Both the times the experience was progressively scary. Hint: the lens decides the underside of the eye lid is it's new home.
I've had my eyes cut open and lasers shot into them. Haven't required glasses, lenses, drops, like ever
Don’t worry about it. I usually just put a little saline solution on the inner bowl before I put it in, and it’s pretty soothing.
Don't mind me, just interacting for the algorithm
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good idea
Same here
Hey there hello
Same
I literally cried from laughing while seeing this piece. Great job! :)
Love ur vids! keep up the good work!
The eye chart says “Hi there hello it’s me I’m the ad-stronaut”
LOL 😂 Nice job catching that! Or I guess I could say...
good eyes?
Nice catch👍😂
i feel like it's gonna turn into one of those memes
"hi there hello" says smart guy
"h it her" says big brain
I thought it "HIT HER" and I can't read the rest. 🤣
i thought it said hit her lol
Eyeball doctor: “Are you in?”
Me, subconsciously: “Well, if he’s in, I’m in.”
If the contact is in, i'm out
Well if the glasses it is out I'm in
Not in the eye
Well if hes out im in
@@brockjacobs7415 well if your in I'm out
If he's in, I'm in.
Personally I feel like optometrist sounds less like a dinosaur and more like something from transformers
This is excellent. Thank you for the joy.
Screenwriter guy: "As you know, removing glasses automatically makes you more attractive"
Oh really?
That's just good character work is what it is
Yeah just watch Taylor Swift’s You Belong With Me music video it’s a fact
Gotta say, I saw a girl the other night who was instantly more attractive when she put on some glasses. Although I've definitely been in situations where a girl has become more attractive when I have taken my glasses off LOL
It’s also a known fact that if you take them off at just the right moment while speaking, anything you say... (removes glasses)... is indisputable.
“I’m calling the police!”
To this day, eyeball person is now in a room.
The best comment xD
I bet he’s wearing some heavy jewelry around his wrists and ankles
@@bluepeng8895 I bet, and maybe a striped shirt or an orange shirt to make them noticable
Turns out escaping is going to be super hard, totally an inconvenience.
@@curtisleblanc5897 I bet the eyeball man is going "Whoops!" right now.
When you started peeling the eyes open I lost it 🤣
Brilliant as always Ryan!
I just keep coming back to watch this one, it’s perfect.
“I’m the eyeball person”
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I’m the eyehole man!
"Optometrist"
Oh, is that like a fun dinosaur name you came up with?
Dino roar intensifies
I’d rather be Ms. Owl forever than wearing contacts. I’ve had also eye surgery and it was more torture than when I had extensive spinal fusion. And I’m not kidding.
But at least did it work?
@@renatenha kind of, but not really.
These videos make my day
“Eyeball person”
Here are some eyeball things to help you be less blind
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I need an eyeball person
"So is it gonna be hard for me to put on these contact lenses?"
"Actually, its gonna be super... yes"
"Super inconvenient. Definitely a problem."
@Hayden Abfier as a person who's just got contacts you're suspiciously optimistic. My first two months were a misery
@@horribleIRUKANDJI same here
@@horribleIRUKANDJI contacts were only difficult for like a week tho
I have been wearing contact lenses for 6 years and I love them.
I have never been more relieved I have 20/20 vision in my life....
These are hilarious. You can’t stop making these I decided.
The eyeball person has a very commanding mustache, so we should listen to him.
you should know you look like you ARE an eyeball
@@whatever9982 Yeah, that's my fault. I think I held the camera too close. I'm not good at those "selfies".
"So uh, how do these eyeball things work?"
"You see-"
"I don't, actually, that's why I'm here" "No I was gonna expla- anyways, you put these on your nose and ears and your eyeballs will work better when they look through the small windows"
"Oh, I see"
"No ya don't, that's why you're here"
Ayyyy, Abbott and Costello / Ryanverse crossover! (Crossovers are tight.)
This man deserves his OWN Shiny thing. (AKA Pineapple) :D So love your skits!
please do The first guy to ever use a suppository, it would be hilarious!
“Hi there, hello, as you know I am the eyeball person” 🤣🤣🤣
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and then eyeball person snapped the blind guys neck and saved the day
@@thegodofkrabbypattys5358 LOL
@@2kbeast448 Ryan should really do the 1st guy on earth I would love to see him talking to a rock with his face on it
@@thegodofkrabbypattys5358 that would be good. RYAN, DO THAT
"i could use a laser to cut your eye open"
Ryan George 2021
These last three videos were absolutely golden
“This will make you less of a blind person” IM DYING
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Subs this comment has gotten me:
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It’s true tho!
I feeel the same way about I contacts! You nailed it !!
I'm just back to see your dinosaur impression again. Amazing.
First person to ever do acupuncture.
“I’m going to stick the needles into you I’ve decided”
No no no no no no no
It seems weird but it’s not gonn hurt it’s gonna feel really really good
@@vincentcordi yea yea yea
I did the LASIK surgery! He drops anestesista in your eyes and they feel weird, you can touch them open without blinking (so much fun), then you lay down, he strong presses a can opener in your face, starts turning the thing and it starts cutting your eye while you look at a green dot.. then he lifts your cornea and suddenly the little green dot you were looking blurs out into a giant green fog! Next part is great, the laser starts making a sound and you start to SMELL the scent of your eyes burning. Quite a fun day 🎉
Do they not make you unconscious during lasik
wow!!
now I'm even more scared to ever try this out...... ...... glasses are great I just decided.
Ever had the chance to get crosslinking?
It's pretty much the same, but instead they dissolve and scrape down the top layer of your cornea. Then you have to stare into a strong uv light for 10 minutes, which no amount of anesthesia can prepare you for.
Oh... My god!
I am definitely an owl! Would and will never suffer through any of the tortures mentioned here.
This guy is too funny happy I found his channel bc he's pretty much the reason I watch screen rants
“When you’re putting these things in your eye you’re gonna have to kinda pry the lid open”
“That absolutely sounds like torture”
I love this channel
Out of all the clever jokes in the skit, you choose to quote the most obvious ones as to why Ryan is great. That doesn't make sense
@@Cuzjudd yes
Wait until he tells him about artificial lenses
Yes, put this here leaf in your eye:)
Artificial lenses? You mean like prop glasses that an actor wears to play a character with glasses when his eyes are too good?
@@SeanWheeler100 like colored contact lenses
@@SeanWheeler100 Could also be the relatively new surgery done where a lens is implanted into the eyeball to correct vision.
wait... you are known as the rest of us. Ryan George used only two clones here... Are you the other Ryan George Clones?????
whoo, me?🤭 I've only tried contacts ONCE as a teenager. This was spot on! 😅👍👋🤓
I should start saying “I'm gonna owl it out today"
“I’m the eyeball person”
Someone make a horror movie out of that!
So you have an eyeball based horror movie for me? Yes sir, I do!
Beholders aren't THAT scary.
Unfortunately someone already did. 1950's I think.
Crew of the HMS Winterscheimer
They have a Rick and Morty character named eyeball man who comes to your house and tries to kill you if you have cereal
"I can use a laser to cut your eye"
I bet he dint see that coming
Hehehe! This comment deserves more likes!
The door is right over there
booooo
@@matthewgilmore4307 wot lol
Aw. I’m an eyecare professional and this is pretty spot on. Wish it was longer.
I was looking forward to what Ryan would do with the laser eye surgery part 😂 i am not disappoint.
This series feels like human tutorial for aliens
I love this comment 😅
I love how he has a fake mustache over his real mustache.
That's definitely a mood.
I got an ad for contact lenses before this video started
🤣I had to rewind the video 3 times at 0:08 to hear the 'eyeball person's' dinosaur name because I kept drowning out the word by guffawing at the little claw hand and 'cwraaawh!' noise he made right before🤣
Perfect and thank you!
I didn't realize how many people were weirded out by eyeballs until I started wearing contacts. My husband watched me do the pinch and pull method of removal and almost threw up. XD
Oh.. My God
It’s not as bad as lasik sounds.
@@esq73 I had lasik. Not bad at all. Really a weird experience though.
lmao i use pinch and pull too
I literally have laser eye surgery scheduled for this Wednesday so the “is that a threat line” hits hilariously close to home specifically for me.
Don't worry it's fun.... Had it done about 5-6yrs ago.... You'll probably be wearing your sunglasses(if you don't have any you'll want to get some) for a couple days....I just realized it's Wednesday how did it go
Couldn’t get the type I had planned so had to go a different route. More pain and longer recovery time but coming along nicely. Dead on tho, haven’t worn sunglasses this often in a LONG time. Can’t wait for the glare to be gone.
I hope your surgery went well!
I became legally blind due to Lasik, do your research before committing.
@@J.D.Vision sure XD
Getting hard contacts out is super easy, barely an inconvenience. You just pull back on the corner of your eye, blink hard, and the lens goes flying out. :)
I really want you to do a video on the first people to cook stuff. Imagining the convoluted ways that led to baking a cake would be hilarious with your style of video.
"Well, you can either pinch and pull--"
"That's-- Nope. Pass."
I laughed when he said that
Literally my exact reaction. Friend of mine is an optometrist and I think he convinced me to wear contacts exactly twice.
Noobs: "Super easy, barely an inconvenience"
Pros: "Hi there, hello"
Super hi, barely there, hello.
Legends: I decided.
@@liavhanegbi2729 God: Snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day.
Oh, noobs and pros are TIGHT!