Picked a hitch hiker up last week. He said thanks, everyone afraid to give a ride like I might be a serial killer. I said imagine the odds of two serial killers in the same vehicle?!
My dog accidentally Drank some gasoline the other day. It went crazy , ran in circles and dropped on the ground. I thought it was dead, it turns out he just ran out of gas.
That's gonna leave a mark. Btw, thx 4 not sleeping in school. "would've" n "have" place u in the top 0.000001 percentile. Plz use ur superior intellect to destroy the interwebs b4 it's too ... nevermind.
Intermittent gas emissions from the internet, it's like fish being some sort of light source, but only when the database is inventing a number based chess game, and obviously hell is going to have the address's mixed up.
It’s always the dumbest people in the room bringing politics into something that it has birthing to do with. You want to know another joke…your intellect.
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I was sick today so my wife said "go to the doc" so im here at the dock and i still feel sick.
But the fishing is nice.
Picked a hitch hiker up last week.
He said thanks, everyone afraid to give a ride like I might be a serial killer.
I said imagine the odds of two serial killers in the same vehicle?!
😲😆😆
What do you call a man who goes to the supermarket and stabs all the boxes of cornflakes ?
. . . . . A cereal killer
Sitting here alone, giggling like a child. Great stuff. “Eighth-iest” was my favorite.
The constipation joke got me 🤣🤣
Didn’t get it
@@ShubhamGunputh probably because your brain is constipated.
@@rayfuller4460 lol, i thought you wrote conspiracy.. my bad
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian if they have any books on paranoia... the librarian says "there behind you."
@R Voit - I went to the library and asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered... "there behind you."
Gold!!! Lol
I went to the library and asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia . . . .
She said :
"Why ??
Who wants to know ??
Who are you ?? "
the clooney/dicaprio/mcconaughey joke is gold
My dog accidentally Drank some gasoline the other day. It went crazy , ran in circles and dropped on the ground. I thought it was dead, it turns out he just ran out of gas.
Dolly Pardon joke
Never gets old. Love this stuff.
Clonney, DiCaprio & McConaghey got me 🤣
I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write. 😂
I wrote a book about my time in a coma, turns out it was a real sleeper.
That's the sound of someone else's problem. That was awesome.
What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls.
Walk the elephant and pitch to the giraffe.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Hold it's nose!
The conspiracy joke got me! 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
My goldfish died.. LOL
What candy never arrives on time?
-Choco late
A diarrhea of laughter. Who says laughter is the best medicine 😂
I love these guys.🤣😂
Always in for the smile when you folk pop up!!!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs swimming in the sea? Bob
I did not keep a straight face while watching this...
There's others. Then there's you guys
Somebody else's problem... Classic... It works on so many ways. Hey...😊don't open the fridge. I love ya man.
I heard an alphabet soup and a laxative manufacturer have a joint product coming on the market. Its called Letter Rip.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew a light bulb.
Never trust an acupuncturist....they're back stabbers.
HAHAHAHAHA
What did Tenna see? The same thing that arkansas. What did Dela ware? A new jersey.
Two dyslexics walk into a bra
Omg haha!!
I voled that joke.
I'll write, I'll write, I'll write,....
Lol.....
UBBER GUY ..LOVE MY JOB....NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO...AND I TOLD HIM...TURN LEFT..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love that lake. You guys shouldn't invite me up to your dock
If you throw sodium chloride on someone is it. A Salt?
Bro that first one got me
McConaughey was my favorite
There's a new type of broom on the market.
It's sweeping the nation!
🤣 Dora, is that you?
I love these jokes!😂😂😂😂
Fantastic
🤣 nice...👍
The comments here are as good as the vid!
I did see the movie Constipation..... has a very moving story line.
I guess I missed its release.
The ending was a real killer.
@@kittty55 Finally experienced that movie, Constipation. Seemed like a big build-up to nothing. Anti-climactic. A real stinker!
It was slow moving and took forever to get the plop going.
I think I'll give it a pass.
A homeless guy outside the amusement park was selling rides on a spinning space ball hurling through a vacuum at ludicrous speed. I gave $5 anyway.
Alright alright alright 😎
Merry Christmas Guys,& Family and Y 🐶ual
Hahahahahahaha omg that was funny
Why should you never step on a puppy's tale? He'll give you a bad Yelp review.... (one of mine)
MY WIFE SAYS IDONT.LISTEN ...AND SOMETHING LEFT..👍☺️😁😃
Thanks
Ridiculous, but love it!
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
My ex girlfriend changed her last name to Buttes. She's really a Butts.
An Irishman walks out of a bar....
.Too funny... South shore homeboys
0:38 I NeeD ThaT CoaT...
Are you guys from SLT???
CONSTIPATION MOVIE...HASENT COME UP YET😂☺️😃👍☺️
U mean it has'nt come OUT yet.
Have you heard about the constipated CPA?
He penciled it out.
It was a #2 pencil.
@@sysoptech
GOOD!
I love how after the conspiracy joke he just puts his head down.
Where do you men live? It looks amazing .. Also you men are hilarious! Thanks for the funny clean jokes
A dyslexic was involved in an almost fatal accident. He jumped behind the bus.
The 4th Conspiracy theorist ducked!
MCONALLY...WILL SAY ALLRIGHT,ALRIGHT,ALRIGHT..HAHAHAHA
New jokes when
damn it, didnt get the "wife back home in 5 mins" one. asking for a friend?
The wife really isn't home in five minutes. Probably more like an hour.
Me: U ready yet?
Her: 5 minutes.
Me(15 mins later): U ready yet?
Her: I said 5 minutes!
I have a job and it has it’s ups and downs oh yeah I’m a elevator operator.
I told the policeman I pulled over and stopped because I blew up the tranny in my truck. He arrested me for a hate crime.
A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here." - Gran Torino
I was gonna read all comments but I 'll write I'll write instead
Getting an Über? Is that what it's called now?
I would've thought that McConaughey would have offered to be the leading lady.
That's gonna leave a mark.
Btw, thx 4 not sleeping in school. "would've" n "have" place u in the top 0.000001 percentile. Plz use ur superior intellect to destroy the interwebs b4 it's too ... nevermind.
Somebody help me ot with the 5 minute 15 minute wife joke. Not getting it
Kinda like when a man says he'll fix something around the house, he will do it. You don't have to remind him every other six months.
Intermittent gas emissions from the internet, it's like fish being some sort of light source, but only when the database is inventing a number based chess game, and obviously hell is going to have the address's mixed up.
Biden msitakenly kept calling Kamala Harris Mr. President. What makes it worse he was talking to Michelle Obama's portrate 🤣
Speaking of jokes, have ya heard the one about Biden and Kamala?
Yeah but I always end up crying after a good laugh. 😄😄😄😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🥺🥺🥺🥺😱😱😱😱😱😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
It’s always the dumbest people in the room bringing politics into something that it has birthing to do with. You want to know another joke…your intellect.
Yeah. Both couldn't remember who they were and what they were supposed to do next
Biden will have Fetterman as his running mate this time. The Slogan will be Biden/Fetterman it's a no brainer.
A blind man walks into a bar,
then into a table and then into a chair....
The guy with glasses looks like Ken block if he was addicted to methamphetamine