I lowkey wanted Kevin to figure out how to customize the name on the wings/body of the plane. Just imagine looking up into the beautiful morning sky and seeing a glorious “FECK” fly over you and into the breathtaking sunrise.
*Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for flying with CallMeKevin Airlines, unfortunately the captain is dummy thicc and the clap of his asscheeks is overstressing the plane*
Game: overspeed alarm, sink rate alarm, tail strikes, etc Kevin: "That's the Okay Alarm, it sounds when everything is ok!" I want Airforceproud95 to watch this
It’s a flight sim. They actually can’t to stuff like that anymore after 9/11. Pretty sure there’s big articles on it about how Microsoft had to change a lot of things in their future flight sims post 9/11
Agent [Nuka] uuuh that’s just boring though..if I buy a flight sim, I want to buy the full Al-Quaeda inspired experience, maybe they’ll add it as a DLC
@@agentnuka I mean, X-plane is still being sold and updated and you can crash a plane into anything and while it's not exactly impressive, it doesn't fade to black. It typically shows the plane at the point of impact in whatever orientation it had, and generally on fire... It's not gratuitous destruction... But neither is it just 'fade to black - you did something bad'
How does on cry in Spanish? Didn't know water had langauge labels. Kevin: Look at all these raindrops. There's one from Portugal. *Splash* . Oh! I think that says Florida. *Splash* .
Yeah, after watching that... I'd either make sure I never got on a plane with him, or... Slap him really hard if he so much as touches the controls and fly the thing myself. I mean, I'm only a student pilot, but anything's better than that... He wasn't kidding when he claimed to be the worst pilot...
As a pilot, I have to congratulate you on that announcement at 7:20, absolutely on point. Sadly I cannot approve of any other practice seen in this video, please don't try this at home.
As an actual student pilot...this is everything I needed. Even if it was a mildly frustrating experience for me, hahahaha. "Why are they making me go the long way?" "It's the landing pattern, Kevin!!!!" "Oh, it's crying!" "It's the stall horn, Kevin!!!" "Cezzna?" "It'S SeSsS-nAH, KeViN!"
Yes, as a fellow student pilot, it certainly was... A thing. XD On the other hand, I've seen like, bad simulator pilots, but this is on a whole other level...
@@Oyasumi05 It's basically the path you're supposed to take to land. It typically consists of flying parallel to the runway you're going to land on (in the opposite direction aka downwind), and then turning perpendicular to the runway (base leg), and then finally turning towards the runway to land. :)
@@Oyasumi05 you know the red boxes that were telling him to land? Well that was the pattern for that airport. Every airport has a pattern like that that airplanes fly in to make sure people are cutting each other off and to make everything nice and orderly. Very basic rundown bits that's essentially it
I can think of nothing more terrifying yet entertaining than having Kevin as a pilot. I mean, for all of you at least, I’m incapable of such strong feelings as fear, so I’d go down with a neutral expression on my face. 😶
I think it's better to spend your last moments in that plane feeling neutral then being frightened for your life; and if Kevin is the pilot, those are gonna be the last moments.
If Kevin sees this, I want him to know that I literally discovered the channel less than 2 weeks ago through the Until Dawn playthrough, and clicking was so worth it. I am now obsessed with you and the channel and have already been helped by watching videos which always make me laugh. Thanks Kevin 😂 💙
Hi, and welcome to the madness. 2.5 years myself, back then he had 423k subs, I found him through a TH-cam recommendation of his "The Sims 2 but it's 2017" and I haven't really looked back since. Welcome, again. Cheers from Sweden
As an actual pilot and flight sim enthusiast, this video was awesome to watch. It gets boring seeing people do good for so long sometimes you just need a break and watch people screw up
The fact Kevin landed at cork after everything else is honestly just amazing but also as a daily simmer on this it makes me cringe. I mean going down full throttle, no flaps and basically 0 trim the wrong way... How is that possible when I see at least 2 crashes a week in game from people making what seemed a perfect landing lmao. Great video
My favorite part of this video was watching Kevin make every mistake known to modern aviation, and then imagining Daithi de Nogla sitting in that copilot's chair, screaming in anger.
Anyone else just die laughing when Kevin was just bunny hopping across the taxiways to the airport at the end. Imagine being one of the ground crew and seeing that coming right at you. LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Hi kevin, just wanted to let you know that you're amazing and you've helped me through alot with all the laughs you give me, keep up the great work!! :)
5:46 I mean, if you take a look at Irish history, that wouldn't surprise me. One of the oldest written works about the place is the Book of Invasions documenting 5 different groups that invaded it before humans finally did the same. They were folktales and myths told to help people get through the Roman, Viking, and Norman invasions before you get a century long lull when the Scottish then English invade. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if Spain was in there somewhere.
“This your Captain speaking, and today we’re going to be doing something a little bit Different.”
And when you're in the air. "I think this a good time to end it. Thanks for flying with me. Bye for now"
that sounds absolutly terrifying
Ohh god
Yes crashing 🤣
@middle aged man in extreme debt also we have no more parachutes
Trainer: "look at the ground"
Kevin: *diving straight down* "I mean if you say so lady"
"This is your captain speaking, IM DUMMY THICC"
-CallMeKevin 2020
Reminds me of that one snake meme.
"I'm trying to sneak by the guards, but the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting them, because I'm so dummy thicc."
So.. he's solid snake??
I like girls that are *DUMMY THICC*
Immediately after, I'm not straight! I'm not straight! I'm not straight! I'm not straight!
Where's the lie
Kevin: *"Why does nobody clap anymore when the plane lands!?"*
Also Kevin: *Alone in the plane*
*plane you’re in starts to rumble*
“Hey there friends my name is Kevin and we are about to crash”
*Well.... That escalated quickly*
@@IamaPERSON and it also spiraled down quickly
As the plane bursts into flames, one last message comes over the loudspeaker: “Thanks for flying, hope to see you in the afterlife. Bye for now!”
That’s the best way to go out tbh
epin pelaja clever
Kevin crashes tutorial plane.
Kevin: "Ok I'm ready to fly."
Yeah sounds about right.
I am the MOST craziest TH-camr
@@JohnPlayerDaniel pshhhhhhh no
@@fierce730 I'm sorry but did you create Jim Pickens?
@@fierce730 exactly
@@fierce730 I love that it's two seperate accounts
In this day and age, Kevin's beard length is how we track the passing of time
Jamie Smith But he looks so good
@@callmeturg always 🙏
Let's call him Captain Palebeard
@@callmeturg how many comments do you put on each of Kevin's videos 🤣 I see you here all the time
Deklin Steiner A lot 😂
“You’ve damaged your landing gear”
Pretty sure that’s pilot lingo for “you’re paralyzed from the waist down”
kevin is cool
Can't they just say "You died"?
Kevin is wearing the glove because he forgot to take them off after stealing the planes
"I'M NOT STRAIGHT"
Well, it's traditionally coming out of a closet, not starting an aircraft, but I am happy you felt comfortable sharing with us.
I mean, when you pilot like that you have to get everything out as soon as possible i guess???
@@les_larmes_d_un_hibou You be right, man.
who's tradition
@@NikolasoGames The lgbt community's.
@@NikolasoGames This is a gay joke, fyi.
I'm glad Kevin has finally quit TH-cam to become a daredevil pilot.
Same
I'm glad Kevin has finally quit TH-cam
They grow up so fast
he’s following his dreams
I never thought I would see the day
Kevin: *nosedives a 747 at full throttle*
Game: "critical damage"
Kevin: "must be a bug or somethin'"
Yep
@@georgefrost8168 lol
Can't wait for Kevin's "I'M NOT STRAIGHT" bit be used in a video compilation with no context
But was it a bit
I think somebody did this on tumblr 😂😂
hope it becomes a meme
imagine kevin straight
Context....... In 2020?
I lowkey wanted Kevin to figure out how to customize the name on the wings/body of the plane. Just imagine looking up into the beautiful morning sky and seeing a glorious “FECK” fly over you and into the breathtaking sunrise.
I can imagine over the speakers:
“Hey there friends, my name is Kevin and I’ll be your pilot for today”
*panic ensues*
U guys know that i am better then 6ix9ine
@@JohnPlayerDaniel And that I threaten my subs! NOT LYING either!
Hearing that over the speakers would at least be a little more comforting than “and today we’re doing something a little bit different.”
@@JohnPlayerDaniel you know what maybe you are
Kevin: why don’t people clap when planes land any more
Kevin’s passengers: groans as a they wake up from unconscious due to g forces
Imagine being a pilot and instead of bringing a captain’s hat you bring a glove.
A glove that stops your blood pressure*
Kevin is dodging these allegations like hes in the matrix th-cam.com/video/LfM3AmIfCZc/w-d-xo.html
@@Namiiiiiiii7 nice job baiting people into clicking, nobody click it its just some random vid begging for help
Taylor Brown help for what?
500th like. :D
Kevin screaming "I'm not straight" is mood tbh..
oh?
I want to like but you’re on 420
Fr 😂
Poor little Kev can't reach the peddles.....AND HE'S OUT OF *JELLY*
What's being peddled?
NOT THE JELLY
*Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for flying with CallMeKevin Airlines, unfortunately the captain is dummy thicc and the clap of his asscheeks is overstressing the plane*
This is your captain speaking, this flight is sponsored by RAID Shadow Legends.
Deserves more likes.
Passengers jump off the plane
Passengers with youtube premium can skip to takeoff
Game: overspeed alarm, sink rate alarm, tail strikes, etc
Kevin: "That's the Okay Alarm, it sounds when everything is ok!"
I want Airforceproud95 to watch this
Groundpound42 would have a field day. That 747 nearly reached space shuttle status.
He will get pissed the whole time considering how serious he can be nowadays.
Kevin: becomes a pilot
Buildings: sweating nervously
WAIT. THATS ILLEGAL
ITS LIKE SEPTEMBER 2001 ALL OVER AGAIN
World trade center:Oh shit, here we go again.
10:15 "I'm pissed it must be a bug or something"
Yes, because flying towards the ground, WAY overspeed in a 747 doesn't overstress the plane lmao
It's the plane's fault
@@jackryan2612 how dare the plane not follow the dear leader's will
"Favorite places in Ireland"...so it would be just Kevin's house and a couple of cows
And a scrapyard dedicated to cars involved in runovers
TURG! Turg turg.
y' know erm like my house is pretty cool and erm the field and that's it Ireland is shite most of the time
One of the cattle is Perfect Storm
Ehem the spire
Kevin quotes from this video:
"I'm not straight I'm not straight I'm not straight I'm not straight"
"Men! Ruining everything!"
i hate how the game just fades to black when you fail.
the plane dropping out of the sky and it crashing would of been way cooler
It’s a flight sim. They actually can’t to stuff like that anymore after 9/11. Pretty sure there’s big articles on it about how Microsoft had to change a lot of things in their future flight sims post 9/11
Agent [Nuka] uuuh that’s just boring though..if I buy a flight sim, I want to buy the full Al-Quaeda inspired experience, maybe they’ll add it as a DLC
OhNoPlayz “The Al Qaeda experience” LMAO
@@agentnuka I mean, X-plane is still being sold and updated and you can crash a plane into anything and while it's not exactly impressive, it doesn't fade to black.
It typically shows the plane at the point of impact in whatever orientation it had, and generally on fire...
It's not gratuitous destruction...
But neither is it just 'fade to black - you did something bad'
OhNoPlayz there’s always mods ;)
"Call Me Kevin Thicc Boy Airlines is an airline I can trust" - RTGame
CallMeKevin “thicc boi” Airlines ready for takeoff
"Please let this be a normal field trip"
"With Kevin? No way!"
_”Cruisin’ on down Main Street”_
The most wholesome unproblematic youtuber is also the most chaotic
Kevin is wonderful and sweet to everyone but his wish fulfillment main-game victims
I find him very problematic. You see I have a fear of planes, and this video has made it much worse. I want him removed from the internet.
truer words, my fellow cultist. truer words.
@@quicksilver356 he's a pilot now, so you got what ye wanted
Callmekatie : chaotic wholesome
Plot twist: its not a glove, thats just kevins skin tone.
His peeling it off was a real degloving
“A plane is just a sky boat”-Kevin 2020
A submarine is just an ocean plane. ;p
The “wait it’s all a plane?” “always has been” killed me 😂
"Well if the aircraft was stressed, why didn't he say something before takeoff?" -Kevin 2020
"I think my plane is on fire"
It always comes back to fire with Kevin, doesn't it...
Kevin: “I want something old fashioned that doesn’t care I’m beating it”
Boeing 747: *_*Yes*_*
1800’s housewives: **yes**
-Kevin: "Spanish", dresses as a Mexican.
-Me: Cries in spanish from Spain
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THIS
Spain is a myth fabricated by the Irish
shouldve thought abt that before colonizing
*Thpanish
How does on cry in Spanish? Didn't know water had langauge labels.
Kevin: Look at all these raindrops. There's one from Portugal. *Splash* . Oh! I think that says Florida. *Splash* .
"I went to pilot school. I got an a+"
Kevin, seducing the teacher doesn't count
Kevin got an a and the teacher got the d
Splaeschi Nator pointing a banana at someone doesn’t count as using a gun
@@impulsewraith3419 you need more liked
He sounds like a real pilot
His voice is perfect for it
"Plane of the cult" it would be awesome yet terrifying to be in a Jim Pickens plane
The food on that plane would be truly awful
@@vividandlucid Nah, it would be to die for.
@@TrueScotsman96 10/10 pun 😂
And suicidal
"I'm not straight" ~ CallMeOutOfContextKevin 2020
I’d rather take my chances swimming through shark infested waters than get on a plane piloted by Kevin
Sounds like you would have better chances surviving 😄
I would swim through the shark infested waters to get on the plane piloted by Kevin
Windows XP autumn wallpaper is a superior choice mood
as long as i get to meet kevin i'm fine
Yeah, after watching that... I'd either make sure I never got on a plane with him, or... Slap him really hard if he so much as touches the controls and fly the thing myself.
I mean, I'm only a student pilot, but anything's better than that...
He wasn't kidding when he claimed to be the worst pilot...
Between “dummy thicc” and “I’m not straight!” that was highly entertaining!
Kevin: 1:18 The glove's coming off!
Me: Ooh, is he gonna fight the plane or the instructor lady?
I've always knew that this cult would end in mass murder-suicide I just didn't expect it to be by plane crush with Kevin as a pilot.
As a pilot, I have to congratulate you on that announcement at 7:20, absolutely on point. Sadly I cannot approve of any other practice seen in this video, please don't try this at home.
15:29 "we just land"
It's the little bits that have me in stitches
I’m so glad I rode on Feck airlines, best service I’ve ever had, and the 11700 pound pilot was so nice. Feck airlines gets a 5 star review from me.
-"We're goin' down"
That's a good idea because it could mean landing or crashing, so either way he can say "What? I told you."
the plane went down, down, down, and the flames went higher
0:01 You know you're doomed when the pilot is in the cabin
My grandfather taught me how to fly in a Cessna. Cute little plane, fun to fly. It’s so cool to see what’s basically his plane in this game!
8:53 kevin i’m so proud of you
when you sit on a plane and hear: "Hello friends my name is Kevin"
you know. You know you're fecked.
As an actual student pilot...this is everything I needed. Even if it was a mildly frustrating experience for me, hahahaha.
"Why are they making me go the long way?" "It's the landing pattern, Kevin!!!!"
"Oh, it's crying!" "It's the stall horn, Kevin!!!"
"Cezzna?" "It'S SeSsS-nAH, KeViN!"
Yes, as a fellow student pilot, it certainly was... A thing. XD
On the other hand, I've seen like, bad simulator pilots, but this is on a whole other level...
Ok
What exactly is a landing pattern?
@@Oyasumi05 It's basically the path you're supposed to take to land. It typically consists of flying parallel to the runway you're going to land on (in the opposite direction aka downwind), and then turning perpendicular to the runway (base leg), and then finally turning towards the runway to land. :)
@@Oyasumi05 you know the red boxes that were telling him to land? Well that was the pattern for that airport. Every airport has a pattern like that that airplanes fly in to make sure people are cutting each other off and to make everything nice and orderly. Very basic rundown bits that's essentially it
Kevin calling his Boeing plane "overpriced garbage"--- he is just absolutely before its times
“I don’t think I was meant to fly”-1170 lb man
1:15 "This glove is coming off" It's time to d-d-d-duel (with the laws of aerodynamics)!
I can think of nothing more terrifying yet entertaining than having Kevin as a pilot. I mean, for all of you at least, I’m incapable of such strong feelings as fear, so I’d go down with a neutral expression on my face. 😶
Don't you remember when you were a bus driver Grognack? That was terrifying
Rodrigo Rodríguez Romero - get outta here Rodrigo! always spreading rumors...
@@anniedangerface make me uwu
I think it's better to spend your last moments in that plane feeling neutral then being frightened for your life; and if Kevin is the pilot, those are gonna be the last moments.
Rodrigo Rodríguez Romero OwO
Kevin: "I want something old fashioned."
*Looks at Biplane*
*Chooses jet*
The moment I joined the stream was "I'm not straight! Please I'm nOT STRAIGHT!!" And I'm so glad that it made it in
you should’ve made turg the pilot and then every time he starts doing flips say “the plane is going under minor turg-ulence”
If Kevin sees this, I want him to know that I literally discovered the channel less than 2 weeks ago through the Until Dawn playthrough, and clicking was so worth it. I am now obsessed with you and the channel and have already been helped by watching videos which always make me laugh. Thanks Kevin 😂 💙
Same man!!! Although for me it was through Sean. It’s crazy to think how quickly someone can become smitten with the cult.
Welcome to the cult!!
Hi, and welcome to the madness. 2.5 years myself, back then he had 423k subs, I found him through a TH-cam recommendation of his "The Sims 2 but it's 2017" and I haven't really looked back since.
Welcome, again.
Cheers from Sweden
Or was it "2018?"
Bah, nevermind.
That's how it happens. See you on the twitch streams.
"Im not straight."
yes kevin, we know
„Hello this is your captain speaking. Welcome to CallMeKevin Airlines. My name is Kevin and I am from Ireland.“
The passengers: „This is how I die“
As an actual flight student, this... well this hurt
I’m not even good at flying all I do is play fight sims and this video still hurt to watch.
As an actual pilot and flight sim enthusiast, this video was awesome to watch. It gets boring seeing people do good for so long sometimes you just need a break and watch people screw up
another one of those cringy ass comments
Mr Cheese Someone’s upset
@@Packle. Yeah kenneth cole is because i called him cringe and he cant do anything abt it
2:53
Sounds like he’s got it under control. A man of many talents
Kevin: **Fails the tutorial**
Also Kevin 5 seconds later: "Okay, I am ready to fly."
Day 9 of thanking Kevin's fanbase for not being toxic.
Ok
Seriously? Are you kidding? Come over here and say that to my face, and I’ll give you a friendly hug. 😤
Default Default shut up or i’ll compliment you
the spice man Oh hell no. Better watch your back, you've got some *serious* compliments coming your way.
this is so wholesome omg
The fact Kevin landed at cork after everything else is honestly just amazing but also as a daily simmer on this it makes me cringe. I mean going down full throttle, no flaps and basically 0 trim the wrong way... How is that possible when I see at least 2 crashes a week in game from people making what seemed a perfect landing lmao. Great video
man didn't know Kevin was so great at flying
actually famous cork things:
1) cork boards in teen girls' rooms
2)wine bottle corks
3)Kevin
"Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin, your thicc captain, and today, we're all going to die."
“You damaged your landing gear” after Kevin full nosedives into the ground destroyed me XD
I can’t wait for the cult field trip!
This is still one of my favorite videos, and I watch them all the time. :)
imagine you are flying everything flies around then you hear it “hello this is your captain speaking i am thick”
*instantly crashes his plane*
“I’m ready to fly”
Every time Kevin gets on the plane it starts crying 😂
My favorite part of this video was watching Kevin make every mistake known to modern aviation, and then imagining Daithi de Nogla sitting in that copilot's chair, screaming in anger.
*”KEVIN, FER FOCK’S SAKE!”*
😂
13:44 "How do I lower the throttle" - Well, that probably explains the "overstressed airplane" problems earlier
Anyone else just die laughing when Kevin was just bunny hopping across the taxiways to the airport at the end. Imagine being one of the ground crew and seeing that coming right at you. LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
I can't see.
Exactly what you wanna hear the captain say.
O.O
Kevin, you probably won't see this, but you are my favourite TH-camr and you make me so happy every single day. So thank you ♥️
You've heard of Ryanair, now get ready for the thrill of flying with Kevinair.
"This is your captain speaking. Brace for impact! No we're good, we're good. Never mind, it's bad. No this will be fine"
13:18 undeniable evidence that the next Harry Potter movie is going to be in Ireland
I'd actually love to see more of this game, it's oddly really entertaining
My god he’s taken the skies, we’re doomed
"heLp mE."
Me: "Kevin, you're beyond help."
The Spanish tried to steal a portrait of Pickens? Jim Pickens!?
"I'm looking at the ground" It's coming up REAL fast!
Hi kevin, just wanted to let you know that you're amazing and you've helped me through alot with all the laughs you give me, keep up the great work!! :)
:D
💕
I am a PERSON Person Person Person
@@anniedangerface Default Default Default Default
You guys I think there might be an echo echo echo echo
Imagine the fear the passengers must’ve felt when they heard a muffled “hey there friends how’s it going” over the failing engine
Oh, no, Kevin has a plane!
I mean ...I trust Kevin as my pilot
😂
I love how you can tell that Kevin genuinely enjoys making his videos
“I’m not straight!” We thought you’d never admit it, Kevin. Plus I had an experience with a handsome Viking in Cork a couple of years ago...so...
5:46 I mean, if you take a look at Irish history, that wouldn't surprise me. One of the oldest written works about the place is the Book of Invasions documenting 5 different groups that invaded it before humans finally did the same. They were folktales and myths told to help people get through the Roman, Viking, and Norman invasions before you get a century long lull when the Scottish then English invade.
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if Spain was in there somewhere.
Not even I could fix any planes that he flies.
My favorite video Kevin has ever made by a mile