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There is no magic in WH40K because magic is heresy. It`s all basically smth smth warp smth smth the emperor smth smth psykers smth smth and whups the guy explaining it just died
the only distopian Empire in fictional history that you root for because a 40k universe without the imperium of mankind pretty much spells extinction of mankind as we know it.
what? its an empire by name and its the same government system as the imperium of man just less overdramatic, if one is not dystopian then neither is the other. i never said it was based on altdorf i called it that. the holy roman empire isnt based on rome but people call it that anyway but even if all that were true, the existence of the malazan empire still disproves OP
"I once asked my Commissar if there was ever a chance for the Imperium to come together and emerge triumphant from this dark age of destruction and anarchy. With the face of a man who has seen too much, he said, 'With all these xenos and the darkness within human nature, I doubt it. But ,son, do me a favor: if by chance that day comes, come to my grave, lay a flower on it, and say that it's a beautiful day. That way, I'll know you were right.' To this day, I've kept this [flower] on my person at all times, just in case it happens. Just in case we find peace." Guardsman Tambrain Glinder
@@MoltenUprisingMK It is! People both fandom and officials downplay the hope in 40k too much. I get it's meant to be Grimdark but even at its worst, Humanity (not the Imperium) is held together by HOPE!. It's how Imperium has been keeping itself together even with the Fall of Cadia.
@@TheNapster153 Emperor wanted religion gone for the atrocities human caused since ancient times, but he overlooked one thing: From religion, faith is born to unite the people, and in unity they find hope In their faith for the Emperor, humanity has endured many darkness and will do so until the day he is reborn.
Reminds me of an old quote that I'd like to edit for this: "If the Imperium is destined to leave the galactic stage, than humanity shall slam the door so hard behind them that the entirety of the Milky Way will stand back in stupefaction."
@@gainzarinn8703 “If the day should ever come when we must go, if some day we are compelled to leave the scene of history, we will slam the door so hard that the universe will shake and mankind will stand back in stupefaction..” ― Joseph Goebbels
Space Marine: we are here to save you. Guardsmen: Hooray! It’s the space marines! Space Marine: FROM YOUR HERESY! Guardsmen: oh no! It’s the space marines!
Honestly if you are a guardsmen and you see space marines coming towards you, you better hope it's the alpha legion because at least you won't know what's going to happen.
- What is your Duty? - To serve Emperor's Will! - What is Emperor's Will? - That we fight and die! - What is Death? - It's our Duty! - What is your Duty? Litany of the Space Marines
Guardsmen uplifting primer instructions when unsure what to do 1. Secure perimeter 2. Establish chain of command 3. Contact and link up with friendlies 4. Purge any mutants or xenos 5. Repeat from step two
The funny part is, if you dig around 1d4chan there's actually a noblebright take on Warhammer in their archives... and the Tau, despite having nothing done to them, ARE the darkest faction, not counting the nonhuman monsters that always were true neutral like the tyranids.
Yeah seriously the Tau have some fundamental problems. Humans before the repeated apocalypses and other issues before Slaanesh's birth traded and were seemingly very friendly with many different types of Aliens, of course varying by which group in question. One of the groups of humans, the Interex in the Great Crusade had managed to secure multiple alliances and gave full rights to aliens within their Empire. The Tau on the other hand just had some tribal warfare on their homeworld, with no technological progress, suddenly they got all united and ventured into the stars. Immediately they subjugated and attacked other groups of aliens, conquering them or at least making the lesser species in their empire have fewer rights. Tau in particular treat humans poorly, commonly forcing many of them into combat, and using chemicals to make humans infertile in order to reduce or wipe out conquered human populations at large.
Nah, in other universes, the Emperor would be a bastard. Do you know about the Illusive Man in Mass Effect ? It's quite the same type of people, but he's considered as a villain, and he is propably less a monster than the Emperor, honestly.
"You are everything creation has to offer. You are ambition, you are curiosity, you are both destroyer and creator. You are graceful mercy and cooperation to those below you, and you are undying fury and pure hatred for those that stand in your way. You are flawed, but driven towards perfection." "You are human. And it is your destiny to walk among the stars. To rule them."
Space is big. Really, really big. You just won't believe how mind-boggingly big space is. You may think it's a long walk down to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space! Listen! … and so on. - The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Noel Adams) The universe: Population: None. (There are infinitely many worlds, but only an infinitesimal number of those are inhabited, so are negligable.) Imports: None. (There is no outside of the universe, so there is nothing to import from.) Exports: None. (See imports.) Industry: None. (In an infinite universe, everything can be found somewhere, so there is no need for manufacturing.) Money: None. (The above text was found on a cereal box, and reproduced in the HHGG. The cereal manufacturer sued Megadodo Publishing for copyright infringement, but lost because the facts are obvious. Megadodo Publishing sent a copy back in time and sued the cereal manufacturer for copyright infringment, and won.)
imagine writing an apology to the system administrator. "Yes well, Joe here didn't have his coffee right this mornin and must've forgot to fill out form 34b right so now we committed planetary genocide on at least 7 billion and at most 10 billion people"
Inquisitors can be executed for mis using their power to exterminatus since they have to justify it afterwards so most inquisitors will go centuries without ever doing it or never and many of them live quite a few hundred years of they are good
I mean, it's not like they had anywhere to run to, you can't flee into space on foot and loss of orbital control was what killed them all in the end anyway
Most Sci-fi genre: "We have our differences, but we should always strive to find peacefull resolution" Warhammer 40k: "It's better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself! The Emperor Protects!"
I remember a quote from a liberated human gladiator when he saw his savior, an astartes sergeant. He said, "What wars called for the creation of one such as you?" To which the sergeant replied, *"Wars you cannot imagine.*
@Sagitarrius A* by taxation I mean Tithes that every planet pays. Each and every Imperial planet in 40k pays the yearly tithe (1 standard terran year) it is made up of either Manufactured goods, raw goods, Manpower or Imperial money.
I'm going to say this but your narrator is fucking top notch. I think she's the best narrator by far. Really awesome job with the lore and the animations/montage too. I sometimes don't even know how you manage to put them together so well. I've never been this hooked before.
"Before you continue your enjoyment of our content, you are required to pay homage to our Glorious Liege, the Man-Emperor of Mankind. Failure to comply will trigger a notification to your local Inquisitorial Command."
I'm new on WH40k. Why is the lore so confused? Look at the images: so many things to pay attention, too many mix of references. It' the old and the modern mixed in a endless confusion of ships and classic building. I love it.
Ships are flying cathedrals regardless if the crew are religious or not, they architect is Gothic and skulls and yes there are non religious elements, mainly those who bear the genetics of the emperor.
"Some may question your right to destroy ten billion people. Those who understand know that you have no right to let them live." - Exterminatus Extremis
Lol. I have a wide but shallow understanding of 40k. I once tried getting into the books. I think the fact that there are like 100 of them put me off. It would honestly probably take several decades if not a whole lifetime to know all official 40k lore across all the games books and editions.
Daily reminder that Orcs in this universe have Toyguns filled with fluff and garbage parts that come out as bullets that can rip armors apart. Simply because the Orcs believe their guns will shoot bullets. And their combined Psyker field makes it so.
When you think about it, the Imperium is basically a whale in an ocean with small clusters of dwarf pirhannas. While the pirhannas could reasonably kill the whale, the whale can crush them with sheer size, and survives by sheer virtue of its size and girth, barely noticing the small fangs. Granted, as the Time of Ending starts, some sharks have entered the ocean, but now the whale is getting real teeth.
THE Inquisitor of Inquisitors. How fethed up is the 40k universe? Eisenhorn took down Quixos, a certified radical inquisitor for heresy, smashing his work and thereby destroying the only way to defend Cadia and the Cadian Gate, and possibly, the Imperium of Mankind from Chaos.
@@kamaeqHey now, quixos very probably would have blown up cadia and set the great rift across the galaxy well in advance of failbadon considering trazyn wasn't around to help like he was with cawl. Or maybe he would have closed the eye of terror but Eisenhorn was right that the imperium could not afford the risk. Not to mention he's an amalathean and doesn't like change lol. It just seems stupid in hindsight
Emperor: "Don't worship me because that will cause problems." Humanity: "ok." *Emperor is mortally wounded* "Praise the God Emperor of Man!!" So long as Terra stands the Imperium lives on, if the enemies of man want to crush humanity then they will bleed in their attempt. "To the last man and the last round."
"Ordo Exterminatus... This order is rarely given, and only as a last resort." Well... "rarely", going by Imperial standards. :| When you're at war with 17461 planets, and you have to blow up a couple dozen in a few decades time because there's only so much you can solve by flooding a planet with Astra Militarae, the Imperium can't really be bothered to care. Hell, there have been cases of entire Imperial Sub-Sectors being declared Exterminatae without the Imperium finding out for several hundred years, and even then it's because the planets stopped paying tribute, because the Imperium couldn't give less of a shit about the actual _well being_ of these planets... It's usually only after three to four hundred years before the Imperium starts to wonder: "Hm... This sub-sector has not paid us tribute for a few centuries. Wonder what's going on..." Imperial bureaucracy: _"We know, at any given moment in time, exactly how many planets we controlled five thousand years ago..."_ That kind of bureaucracy is the only reason the Tau still live. The imperium simply can't be _bothered_ to fight them off. The Tau take a few planets in a century and call it a success, that is, of course, until the Imperium sends over a Astra Militarum war-fleet to "check up on the planet's status.", and essentially drive the local Xenos infestation to extinction. And the Tau were absolutely terrified of the Imperium when they first met them. Mostly because they had no idea what was out there. ... And yes, at one point they thought the Imperium was the worst the galaxy had to offer. Then they met the Tyranids, after which they realised that maybe they should just keep to themselves. There have also been cases of Orcs invading Imperial worlds. These cases usually either involve a LOT of fire, or... Well, let's just say that if you've got an entire planet infested with Orcs, it's usually easier to take the planet out of the equation than the Orcs. Basically, in any normal universe, like Star Wars, destroying a planet is a galaxy wide event. In WH40K, it's tuesday morning's coffee break.
Yea, the Tau, are like moskitos. They cause a small puncture, which causes the Imperium to be a little distracted, an call it a decisive victory. Then the Imperium moves a finger and crushes the poor bastards, but it is to devoted to killing annoying rats to really care
Exterminatus is in fact rarely given. Wasting resources of the Imperium is considered treason and many over-zealous Inquisitors were punished for using it as a comfortable solution to their problems. This is also the reason why constant warfronts like Cadia and especially Armageddon haven't been destroyed.
The Faceless one EY! I'm colecting Tau Yes - they are quite weak compare to rest of the world BUT 1. Can't be corrupted by CHAOS 2. Can cooparate witch Imperium, and they are not DICS about it like ELDAR 3. Rail-Gun and bullets size of a BUS :D 4. In 4 milenia they stand on the same level as ASTRA MILITARUM in case of TECHNOLOGY 5. Are the fastest progresing race in the universe So, if Emperer would awake - Tau may be the only hope to repair the GOLDEN THRONE, and bring Progress to the EMPIRE ... But THEY are space Comunist with vegaina on forhed so... i can see your point. I hope you see my
Not really. The Empire did actually wipe out all life on quite a few planets or turn them into completely dead rocks void of life, while there was outrage everyone was over it within weeks or months at most in some cases. Here are all the planets the Empire destroyed or wiped out all life on with a 100 year period. Alderaan Despayre Garrison Moon of Kessel Da Soocha V Hirsi Krinemonen Aeten II Unidentified Mustafar system planetoid Caamas Callos Dankayo Kalaan Ruisto Firrerre Mon Cala This isn't counting flat out genocide aimed at eradicating or pacifying native species while keeping the planet and it's ecosystem intact. Gotta remember the Empire at least in the EU had around a million member worlds so they could defiantly spare a few to destroy and they didn't hesitate to do it.
@@thefacelessone5591 The funny part about the Tau's place in the galaxy is that half the time they have never fought the major brunt of many warzones. Minus the Damocles crusades, they never seemed to have fought the 'major' fragment of any enemy they have ever engaged, such as certain Ork Waaaghs or Tyranid hivefleets. Their only Amregeddon-tier invasion was the first Damocles Crusade, and the Imperium only let the off because the First Tyrannic War was starting to get to a point where it couldn't be ignored anymore. If I recall current lore, the Death Guard are currently headed to Tau space EN MASS to give them their first sign of what 40k scale can really be.
Someone described the Imperium of man as such: The Imperium is a man, hanging onto the edge of a cliff with one hand. He could use his other hand to hold on a little bit longer, but he’s to busy using it to flip off everyone waiting for him to fall off.
Yeah, i have to agree. It's a dense and impossible universe to summarize, but you guys managed to cover the basics, and just why saying much more with certainty is, by design, simply not possible.
When i found WH40k a few years ago, i was actually nauseous over how brutal the entire universe was. Now, any other sci-fi universe tragedy seems like tuesday morning for a chapter master
This just in: the Imperium of Man video is now the most popular video on the channel. It has surpassed the Enclave (Fallout), State of the Galaxy in Star Trek Discovery, United Nations Space Command (Halo), and Helghan Empire (Killzone), all of which are 3 to 5 months older.
The Imperium! How mighty its aspect! How far-reaching its boundaries! As one world dies ten more are brought into the fold. Fear us, for we count the lives of planets, not men
Astra Militarum, otherwise known as the Imperial Guard. Also known as: Cannon Fodder, Loyalist Axe Cushions, 'Umie Firewood, Mon-Keigh Missle Catchers, Flesh Chaff, and.....well the Tyranid don't speak but if they did their word would probably be appetizer or Hors d'oeuvre.
Pretty much every faction, but only the Imperial Guard would just shrug at this. “Lost a trillion men, a billion tanks, thousands of bombers, and an entire planetary system. Sounds like a normal Tuesday in the Guard.”
@@eruno_ lol a lot of war hammer 40k fanboys will go mad at you The only two sci fi lore that stand up for me personally is Halo and Warhammer 40k buy you are right 40k lore is confusing and expansive that it cannot hold itself that's why its not so popular in the mainstream media
Love the Emperor for He is the salvation of mankind Obey His words for He will lead you into the light of the future Heed His wisdom for He will protect you from evil Whisper His prayers with devotion, for they will save your soul Honour His servants, for they speak in His voice Tremble before His majesty, for we all walk in His immortal shadow
Caiã Wlodarski Well, If you put these aside first, and look at the fact that humanity had endured against the Xenos, Chaos and their own broken society for 10,000 years through sheer will, that’s pretty manly to me
@Reluctant Human Yeah you’re right, that is cheap 😂The Emperor was planning to build the real manly imperium of mankind, well instead this cheap version.
"Forget the power of technology and Science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only War."
idk if y'all are ever gonna see this but I thought i should just say thank you this was my introduction to the world of 40k and within the past 2 years it has really changed my experience with the entire science fiction genre. it has brought me into a community of amazing people and I wouldn't have been able to experience any of this stuff if it weren't for the amazing job you guys do. to this day when someone asks me about what 40k is I always point to this video because I believe it should be the starting place of all 40k fans. you guys tell it the way it's supposed to be told, a dark and depressing future of war, with all it's glory...and all its horror. so again thank you for opening me up to this wonderful world. you guys are amazing.
I once had a funny conversation with a friend of mine when he asked that "isn't the Imperium filled with bad people?" And I was like "yeah" and then he proceeds to ask "so then why are they often seen as the good guys?" And I simply told him about the Drukhari. That shuts him up far quicker than I thought.
Now Given it took you 5 months to find that video I will suggest you to go look Helsreach up,in the off chance you haven't seen it yet. th-cam.com/video/1D4jr-0_COg/w-d-xo.html Anyway, keep up the good work and good banter at Triggernometry. :) -Someone still pissed to have become a filthy Xeno in your discord.
Sargon likes 40K=Sargon likes the Imperium of Man=Sargon is an advocate for patriarchal xenophobic ethnostates CONFIRMED. You heard it hear first, folks! :P
Nah but for real I agree. I'm a filthy 40K casual, and this is the first video to actually get across the full scope. This universe is out of it's goddamn mind and I'm into it
As a long-time fan of 40k - in all its forms - let me tell you that this video is absolutely stunning. It's accurate, concise, and covers absolutely everything a newcomer might want to know. Bravo!
Of all the videos I've watched regarding 40k, this is probably my favorite. It exists in the Goldilocks zone (not too long, not too short). Great narration and graphics. They dont dwell too long or speed through important areas. Nice work! +1
"not a step back, i say. show these beasts the fury of the Emperor!" - what the local commander on Tyran said just before the tyranids broke into the base and slaughtered them all. *bless his soul*
Bring out the toasters, the cyberdongs, the sacred oils, purity seals, holy warmchines and blessed servos! We're gonna have a -party- holy ritual here! ps. This video gets me harder than an imperator titan.
I believe everyone who sees this video feels the exact same way. Templin Institute i have left similar comments on several of your videos but i feel i need to say it again. you are the best youtube channel in existence. your videos are perfect in every way and what you do is simply incredible. I beg of you to never stop making videos, if your channel ever dies the entire human race will mourn it's passing.
You guys should just go ahead and make a 40k playlist. The lore of this universe is MASSIVE; it is probably the largest fictional universe that I know of. Your clean production and clear speaking are perfect and I would love to you guys tackle 40k
I have watched this a number of times already. It is a impressive and epic production. Of all the Templin Institute has done, this is in my top 5. Bring it you dredges, The Emperor Protects !!!
THERE IS ONLY WAR! 40K is easily the deepest and most bonkers of all lore in any science fiction. It's draining, it's occasionally written to suit the tabletop, it's often written for no purpose whatsoever other than to further add to the pile of lore, it's ridiculous, brutally miserable and frequently glorious.
@@TheNightWatcher1385 Maybe not that many. There are, what, a few trillion human soils in the Imperium? Maybe only a hundred billion or so soldiers. Probably more
Crap! You’re right! I was about to comment on that, myself. Good point... Although... Did Horus know that he was leading 9 brothers? Food for thought...
Although everyone always considers the Imperium of Man incredibly violent and warlike, note that it is described to have 'countless trillions' of people, and 'countless millions' of guardsmen. That means only about 1 in a million men is in the guard, the largest part of the military. That would be like if the USA had a military of about 300 to 400 men. So even though on a galactic scale the imperium is constantly fighting for survival, for most people the war is actually far away, with only a few people serving even in a huge metropolis. However those huge peaceful populations on safe planets just are not as interesting...
The Imperium population have 8,300 quadrillion across 1.5 milion planet or world settled by human in the hive world The astra milintarum or Imperial guardsman have 500 trillion until 30 quadrillion forces so thats pretty small from the general population But since started of "Time of ending" period from 560 M41 until M41.999 or Indomitus era, much probably majority of imperium of man is remilitarized from ongoing threat from 13th Chaos Black Crusade that destroy famous fortress world cadia, T'au Expansion, Necron wake up, Tyranid Hive fleet devoured & Genestealer threat in most Imperium Hive & civilized world probably now the Imperial Guardsman number can reach Hundred of quadrillion
The Imperial Guard has hundreds of trillions in lore. But I wouldn't take numbers too literally or put much stock in them. The themes are more important. The Imperium has at least a million worlds scattered across the galaxy but that could easily be many millions more.
This is only the guards though, each planet has their own militia, hell krieg alone produces so many soldiers they basically get away with anything they want
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The Templin Institute The custodian guard do hold more power then the inquisition and then sometime answer to the captain general of the custodian guard(Tragian Vorlors).Also a space Marine is from a primark not the empire.if you need info on anything in the 40k universe please contact me.but good job
please make a video to the fire Nation from Avatar
Thanks guys I’m trying to get into warhammer so this great but can we do tau at some point
I love how Humanity is both collapsing and too big to collapse at the same time
Oh a sergal.
@@Theakritas_ Oh a protogen.
@@xiphoidreporter9036 oh an adorable sergal
@@Theakritas_ Oh an adorable protogen
(Thanks uwu)
@@xiphoidreporter9036 you're smol
Edit : it makes you more adorable
Whoever thought it was a good idea to mix the Roman Empire with sci-fi, space and magic is a freaking genius.
that would be the good folks of games workshop
The coat of arms looks more like the one of the holy roman empire tho
@@hodor9851 no, the double headed eagle was also used by the Eastern Roman Empire.
@@ragingsage3973 your profile picture is my home screen picture lol
There is no magic in WH40K because magic is heresy. It`s all basically smth smth warp smth smth the emperor smth smth psykers smth smth and whups the guy explaining it just died
the only distopian Empire in fictional history that you root for
because a 40k universe without the imperium of mankind pretty much spells extinction of mankind as we know it.
malazan empire says hi
edit: also pretty strange you forgot about the empire of altdorf from warhammer fantasy
+SerNoddicusTheGallant That's because the whfb empire is neither dystopian nor an empire, and in some cases isn't even based on Altdorf.
what? its an empire by name and its the same government system as the imperium of man just less overdramatic, if one is not dystopian then neither is the other. i never said it was based on altdorf i called it that. the holy roman empire isnt based on rome but people call it that anyway
but even if all that were true, the existence of the malazan empire still disproves OP
Is such truly the greatest evil one can imagine...humanity being not as we know it?
There's no mankind as we know in W40k universe.
"I once asked my Commissar if there was ever a chance for the Imperium to come together and emerge triumphant from this dark age of destruction and anarchy. With the face of a man who has seen too much, he said, 'With all these xenos and the darkness within human nature, I doubt it. But ,son, do me a favor: if by chance that day comes, come to my grave, lay a flower on it, and say that it's a beautiful day. That way, I'll know you were right.' To this day, I've kept this [flower] on my person at all times, just in case it happens. Just in case we find peace." Guardsman Tambrain Glinder
Is that from Gaunts Ghost?
@@donkface8509 No. I just made it up. Thought it sounded cool.
@@MoltenUprisingMK It is! People both fandom and officials downplay the hope in 40k too much. I get it's meant to be Grimdark but even at its worst, Humanity (not the Imperium) is held together by HOPE!. It's how Imperium has been keeping itself together even with the Fall of Cadia.
Yoyoyoo this is good
@@TheNapster153 Emperor wanted religion gone for the atrocities human caused since ancient times, but he overlooked one thing: From religion, faith is born to unite the people, and in unity they find hope
In their faith for the Emperor, humanity has endured many darkness and will do so until the day he is reborn.
Reminds me of an old quote that I'd like to edit for this: "If the Imperium is destined to leave the galactic stage, than humanity shall slam the door so hard behind them that the entirety of the Milky Way will stand back in stupefaction."
Keyword being if brother, the imperium shall never crumble
@@ImperialCommissarRikart Cadia broke, the Guard did not.
The same would happen with the Imperium and Humankind.
@@denkerbosu3551 The Imperium broke but humanity did not
What’s the original quote?
@@gainzarinn8703 “If the day should ever come when we must go, if some day we are compelled to leave the scene of history, we will slam the door so hard that the universe will shake and mankind will stand back in stupefaction..”
― Joseph Goebbels
Space Marine: we are here to save you.
Guardsmen: Hooray! It’s the space marines!
Space Marine: FROM YOUR HERESY!
Guardsmen: oh no! It’s the space marines!
Hehehe.....too bad tfs stopped making parodies
Honestly if you are a guardsmen and you see space marines coming towards you, you better hope it's the alpha legion because at least you won't know what's going to happen.
@@failtolawl *Or the Ultra Marines*
@@alphariusfuze8089 Or Salamanders.
Or Raven Guard.
Or Space Wolves.
Or Blood Rav---HEY! WHAT'RE YOU DOING!? PUT THAT BACK! HE--!!
@@EarFarce4 Blood Ravens? *BOLT EVERYTHING DOWN!*
I rest my eyes for a second and this is what happens... damn it kids
What's your orders Father
Ikr
Is it ok if we make a giant can of bug spray to kill the tyranids, my holy emperor?
My lord
The God Emperor of Mankind *dies from the shock of seeing such a beautiful individual*
- What is your Duty?
- To serve Emperor's Will!
- What is Emperor's Will?
- That we fight and die!
- What is Death?
- It's our Duty!
- What is your Duty?
Litany of the Space Marines
Blood Angels...
TO SERVE THE EMPEROR'S WILL!
@Egg T smells like heresy
Seems circular
Guardsmen uplifting primer instructions when unsure what to do
1. Secure perimeter
2. Establish chain of command
3. Contact and link up with friendlies
4. Purge any mutants or xenos
5. Repeat from step two
I love how the "good guys" in WH40k (emperor, tau ect) would be considered super villains in any less grimdark universe.
Martin Hanks You, sir, are a heretic, for implying the xenos are "good guys".
The funny part is, if you dig around 1d4chan there's actually a noblebright take on Warhammer in their archives... and the Tau, despite having nothing done to them, ARE the darkest faction, not counting the nonhuman monsters that always were true neutral like the tyranids.
Yeah seriously the Tau have some fundamental problems.
Humans before the repeated apocalypses and other issues before Slaanesh's birth traded and were seemingly very friendly with many different types of Aliens, of course varying by which group in question. One of the groups of humans, the Interex in the Great Crusade had managed to secure multiple alliances and gave full rights to aliens within their Empire.
The Tau on the other hand just had some tribal warfare on their homeworld, with no technological progress, suddenly they got all united and ventured into the stars. Immediately they subjugated and attacked other groups of aliens, conquering them or at least making the lesser species in their empire have fewer rights.
Tau in particular treat humans poorly, commonly forcing many of them into combat, and using chemicals to make humans infertile in order to reduce or wipe out conquered human populations at large.
did you mean the emperor or the imperium? emperor seems like an okay guy. too bad he wasn't able to find any decent subordinates.
Nah, in other universes, the Emperor would be a bastard. Do you know about the Illusive Man in Mass Effect ? It's quite the same type of people, but he's considered as a villain, and he is propably less a monster than the Emperor, honestly.
"You are everything creation has to offer. You are ambition, you are curiosity, you are both destroyer and creator. You are graceful mercy and cooperation to those below you, and you are undying fury and pure hatred for those that stand in your way. You are flawed, but driven towards perfection."
"You are human. And it is your destiny to walk among the stars. To rule them."
sauce for that quote?
@@yt_krg *there is no such sauce product*
Who said such wise words
We are chemical scum clinging to the surface of a small planet. - Kurt Vonnegut jr, PhD
Space is big. Really, really big. You just won't believe how mind-boggingly big space is. You may think it's a long walk down to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space! Listen! … and so on. - The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Noel Adams)
The universe:
Population: None. (There are infinitely many worlds, but only an infinitesimal number of those are inhabited, so are negligable.)
Imports: None. (There is no outside of the universe, so there is nothing to import from.)
Exports: None. (See imports.)
Industry: None. (In an infinite universe, everything can be found somewhere, so there is no need for manufacturing.)
Money: None.
(The above text was found on a cereal box, and reproduced in the HHGG. The cereal manufacturer sued Megadodo Publishing for copyright infringement, but lost because the facts are obvious. Megadodo Publishing sent a copy back in time and sued the cereal manufacturer for copyright infringment, and won.)
11:22 "This terrible order is rarely given, and only as a last resort"
*proceeds to headbang exterminatus button with the utmost inquisitorial zeal*
imagine writing an apology to the system administrator.
"Yes well, Joe here didn't have his coffee right this mornin and must've forgot to fill out form 34b right so now we committed planetary genocide on at least 7 billion and at most 10 billion people"
Praise be the omnissiah!
CrankBlack " so Joe if you could hand in that exterminous report by Friday that would be just greeeeeat!"
Inquisitors can be executed for mis using their power to exterminatus since they have to justify it afterwards so most inquisitors will go centuries without ever doing it or never and many of them live quite a few hundred years of they are good
"ALRIGHT FIRE!"
I love the way these guys can be the "hero" faction only because literally everyone else has somehow managed to be even more fucking awful.
lol the Orks are better than these inefficient humies
@@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745 *WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU FILTHY HERETIC?*
@@terrypennington2519 Caos may be caos but it's true throu itself Khorne will never betray you :)
except the t'au, but they're tiny and don't count.
@@Kyuschi the tau are just hiding how bad they are (which is the reason I HATE them).
Daily reminder that the planet broke before the guard did
Cadia Stands!!!
I mean, it's not like they had anywhere to run to, you can't flee into space on foot and loss of orbital control was what killed them all in the end anyway
Say it louder for the people in the back! 🙌
Cadia?
CADIA STAND!!!
"Sir, a doomsday event is happening in the galaxy."
Any other sci-fi: "All is lost, run for your lives!"
40k universe: "I hate Mondays!"
Let me guess xenos again?
@@NotCZMK "Nah, it was the Inquisition again. "
brother let me facking tell you about tyranids
Aracnah the spanish one?
@@guardsmanlars6797 no one expects the Spani- *NO ONE EXCEPTS THE GOD EMPERORS HOLY INQUISITION!!!!*
Most Sci-fi genre: "We have our differences, but we should always strive to find peacefull resolution"
Warhammer 40k: "It's better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself! The Emperor Protects!"
@Jope Lamp Also the Imperium: *DEATH IS NO EXCUSE TO STOP DOING YOUR DUTIES BROTHER*
The inquisition approves this message =][=
lol even the most peaceful major race in 40k is over the top militaristic, think Zeon of Gundam but 100x over.
*BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!*
damned right it is
I remember a quote from a liberated human gladiator when he saw his savior, an astartes sergeant. He said, "What wars called for the creation of one such as you?"
To which the sergeant replied, *"Wars you cannot imagine.*
Damnation Crusade. Penned by Saint Abnett. Fine choice.
@Reluctant Human Why are you so mad?
@@SpanishDio People like that want us to act "normal" and stop exaggerating.
Basically boring people.
Alv
El dio
Que haces aquí Fred
The Imperium knows, at any moment, exactly how many planets they had control over 5 thousand years ago.
( _Obligatory bureaucratic joke._ )
Damn! Good one.
Planetary independence has done in 1 year what the imperium couldn't in 1000:
It's made the Imperium look good.
@Sagitarrius A* the planetary leaders thinking they can avoid paying taxes to the Imperium.
Then they get invaded by orks.
@Sagitarrius A* by taxation I mean Tithes that every planet pays.
Each and every Imperial planet in 40k pays the yearly tithe (1 standard terran year) it is made up of either Manufactured goods, raw goods, Manpower or Imperial money.
@Sagitarrius A* Bud are we talking about 40k?
The planet broke before the guard did!
Yep, that's Cadia for you.
My god I never read the 40k lore to that extent please link that story
Franklin the one and only the emperor thanks you
no my emperor,,,thank you for giving all of humanity a purpose and your holy light to follow
Franklin the one and only XD you have your duty and the emoeror has his
I'm going to say this but your narrator is fucking top notch. I think she's the best narrator by far. Really awesome job with the lore and the animations/montage too. I sometimes don't even know how you manage to put them together so well. I've never been this hooked before.
AvengerMKII I agree. She has a soothing, but firm voice. She speaks clearly and boldly. 10/10 narration.
couldn't agree with you more, at the end when she said "in the grim darkness of the future there is only war" i got fucking chills up my spine.
LineOfCars just think of her as a Adeptus Sororita
She reminds me of the narrator of the Ancients in Freespace. And yeah she's the best
100% true
No matter what Templin video I watch, The Imperium still pops up in the recommended. A reminder to get my daily dose.
"Before you continue your enjoyment of our content, you are required to pay homage to our Glorious Liege, the Man-Emperor of Mankind.
Failure to comply will trigger a notification to your local Inquisitorial Command."
Your channel actually has a narrator who doesn't irritate or annoy in the way they speak, which is hard to find for Warhammer 40,000. Thank you.
John Steiner You are hurting ArchWarhammer's feelings :v
Arch "Rather Mildly" Warhammer? :p
HAHAHAHAHA dem right
MkZuO12345 See! It is not about that what so bloody ever! Because here's the thing:
What about Luetin09?
Have no fear men of the Imperium. For a Primarch walks among us once more.
The Emperor protects.
Vulkan Live
*stomp stomp*
It is better to die for the emperor than live for yourself.
BURN THE HERETICS!!
Yes, our precious Lord Lavanugget and also Lion El'Johnson.
Cleanse the Xeno, Purge the Mutant, Kill the Heretic
For the Lion! For the Emperah!
"In the grim darkness of the far future" - yup sounds like warhammer.
WOW, just WOW! the people who wrote and read that script are A+ talent.
I'm new on WH40k. Why is the lore so confused? Look at the images: so many things to pay attention, too many mix of references. It' the old and the modern mixed in a endless confusion of ships and classic building. I love it.
Once you enter W40k . Any sci-fi Franchise will be ruined for you because of how OP and Grand 40k is
Welcome to the Emperors light. Take up your weapon guardsman.
Ships are flying cathedrals regardless if the crew are religious or not, they architect is Gothic and skulls and yes there are non religious elements, mainly those who bear the genetics of the emperor.
@Jope Lamp what
bryan just WH40K things
"Some may question your right to destroy ten billion people. Those who understand know that you have no right to let them live."
- Exterminatus Extremis
Because there are numbers far greater than ten billion, and there are fares far worse than destruction.
Least genocidal person in imperium
@@underplague6344 Rogue Trader actually showed me this
"Dad, would you tell me a story before I sleep?"
Me:
Lol.
I have a wide but shallow understanding of 40k.
I once tried getting into the books. I think the fact that there are like 100 of them put me off.
It would honestly probably take several decades if not a whole lifetime to know all official 40k lore across all the games books and editions.
@@Chris-jw8vm and that's the charm of it, just like living in the 40k universe, information is very vague and limited
😂😂😂
Daily reminder that Orcs in this universe have Toyguns filled with fluff and garbage parts that come out as bullets that can rip armors apart. Simply because the Orcs believe their guns will shoot bullets.
And their combined Psyker field makes it so.
Yeah they're kinda op
It's memetics at work. If enough of us velieve that red means stop and green means go, it becomes so.
Yeah their psychic field is more like a lubricant than a replacement for reality.
Kusariyaro *ORKS!
thats why Orks will win in the end
When you think about it, the Imperium is basically a whale in an ocean with small clusters of dwarf pirhannas. While the pirhannas could reasonably kill the whale, the whale can crush them with sheer size, and survives by sheer virtue of its size and girth, barely noticing the small fangs. Granted, as the Time of Ending starts, some sharks have entered the ocean, but now the whale is getting real teeth.
And then the whaler loads the harpoon...
@@tnynfox1669 that whaler is Games Workshop looking to “End Times” 40k.
Whales live in the sea, piranhas live in rivers.
whales live in salt water, piranhas are fresh water species.
Its an analogy.
"I expect answers to my questions immediately, as my patience is limited, unlike my authority" - Inquisitor Eisenhorn
THE Inquisitor of Inquisitors.
How fethed up is the 40k universe?
Eisenhorn took down Quixos, a certified radical inquisitor for heresy, smashing his work and thereby destroying the only way to defend Cadia and the Cadian Gate, and possibly, the Imperium of Mankind from Chaos.
@@kamaeqHey now, quixos very probably would have blown up cadia and set the great rift across the galaxy well in advance of failbadon considering trazyn wasn't around to help like he was with cawl. Or maybe he would have closed the eye of terror but Eisenhorn was right that the imperium could not afford the risk. Not to mention he's an amalathean and doesn't like change lol. It just seems stupid in hindsight
Damnit, Horus.
"FUCK YOU, DAD! YOU SUCK AT PARENTING!"
-Angron, probably.
Eloi Duarte Villanueva my dad parented? WHEN?!!
#blamelorgar
'Horus was weak. Horus was a fool..."
How very grimdark
ME: I promise I wont get political.
4 Drinks and a Video later: PURGE THE HERECTICS!!!! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!!!!!
Unstoppable Donuts HERETIC!!
Thats not poltical it is Fact
@@deserenitatem Fuckin heretic
@@deserenitatem You heretic deserves an inquisition...
@@deserenitatem Seeing your corpse? Yeah, we would love that, heretic
Emperor: "Don't worship me because that will cause problems."
Humanity: "ok."
*Emperor is mortally wounded*
"Praise the God Emperor of Man!!"
So long as Terra stands the Imperium lives on, if the enemies of man want to crush humanity then they will bleed in their attempt. "To the last man and the last round."
Cadia stands
You can blame a traitor primarch for the spread of the imperial cult
yes Inquisitor these comments over there
@@blackvial Fucking Damitt Lorgar
To the last man we stand proud to face the darkness
To the last round we shall deliver judgement to our foes
Someone clicked "dislike".
This is clearly a sign of Heresy and must be purged in the name of the Holy Emperor of Mankind!
FUCKING HERETIIIIICS!!!
I'll headbutt the exterminatus button.
Francesco *BLAM* initiate civilian extermination camps.
-No one is leaving until you tell us who the heretic is people!
Engaiging mass servitor conversions!
*attaches bayonet to heavy flamer*
"Ordo Exterminatus... This order is rarely given, and only as a last resort."
Well... "rarely", going by Imperial standards. :|
When you're at war with 17461 planets, and you have to blow up a couple dozen in a few decades time because there's only so much you can solve by flooding a planet with Astra Militarae, the Imperium can't really be bothered to care.
Hell, there have been cases of entire Imperial Sub-Sectors being declared Exterminatae without the Imperium finding out for several hundred years, and even then it's because the planets stopped paying tribute, because the Imperium couldn't give less of a shit about the actual _well being_ of these planets...
It's usually only after three to four hundred years before the Imperium starts to wonder: "Hm... This sub-sector has not paid us tribute for a few centuries. Wonder what's going on..."
Imperial bureaucracy: _"We know, at any given moment in time, exactly how many planets we controlled five thousand years ago..."_
That kind of bureaucracy is the only reason the Tau still live.
The imperium simply can't be _bothered_ to fight them off.
The Tau take a few planets in a century and call it a success, that is, of course, until the Imperium sends over a Astra Militarum war-fleet to "check up on the planet's status.", and essentially drive the local Xenos infestation to extinction.
And the Tau were absolutely terrified of the Imperium when they first met them.
Mostly because they had no idea what was out there.
... And yes, at one point they thought the Imperium was the worst the galaxy had to offer.
Then they met the Tyranids, after which they realised that maybe they should just keep to themselves.
There have also been cases of Orcs invading Imperial worlds.
These cases usually either involve a LOT of fire, or...
Well, let's just say that if you've got an entire planet infested with Orcs, it's usually easier to take the planet out of the equation than the Orcs.
Basically, in any normal universe, like Star Wars, destroying a planet is a galaxy wide event.
In WH40K, it's tuesday morning's coffee break.
Yea, the Tau, are like moskitos. They cause a small puncture, which causes the Imperium to be a little distracted, an call it a decisive victory. Then the Imperium moves a finger and crushes the poor bastards, but it is to devoted to killing annoying rats to really care
Exterminatus is in fact rarely given. Wasting resources of the Imperium is considered treason and many over-zealous Inquisitors were punished for using it as a comfortable solution to their problems.
This is also the reason why constant warfronts like Cadia and especially Armageddon haven't been destroyed.
The Faceless one
EY!
I'm colecting Tau
Yes - they are quite weak compare to rest of the world
BUT
1. Can't be corrupted by CHAOS
2. Can cooparate witch Imperium, and they are not DICS about it like ELDAR
3. Rail-Gun and bullets size of a BUS :D
4. In 4 milenia they stand on the same level as ASTRA MILITARUM in case of TECHNOLOGY
5. Are the fastest progresing race in the universe
So, if Emperer would awake - Tau may be the only hope to repair the GOLDEN THRONE, and bring Progress to the EMPIRE
...
But THEY are space Comunist with vegaina on forhed so...
i can see your point.
I hope you see my
Not really.
The Empire did actually wipe out all life on quite a few planets or turn them into completely dead rocks void of life, while there was outrage everyone was over it within weeks or months at most in some cases.
Here are all the planets the Empire destroyed or wiped out all life on with a 100 year period.
Alderaan
Despayre
Garrison Moon of Kessel
Da Soocha V
Hirsi
Krinemonen
Aeten II
Unidentified Mustafar system planetoid
Caamas
Callos
Dankayo
Kalaan
Ruisto
Firrerre
Mon Cala
This isn't counting flat out genocide aimed at eradicating or pacifying native species while keeping the planet and it's ecosystem intact.
Gotta remember the Empire at least in the EU had around a million member worlds so they could defiantly spare a few to destroy and they didn't hesitate to do it.
@@thefacelessone5591 The funny part about the Tau's place in the galaxy is that half the time they have never fought the major brunt of many warzones. Minus the Damocles crusades, they never seemed to have fought the 'major' fragment of any enemy they have ever engaged, such as certain Ork Waaaghs or Tyranid hivefleets. Their only Amregeddon-tier invasion was the first Damocles Crusade, and the Imperium only let the off because the First Tyrannic War was starting to get to a point where it couldn't be ignored anymore. If I recall current lore, the Death Guard are currently headed to Tau space EN MASS to give them their first sign of what 40k scale can really be.
"Exterminatus is rarely given"
*Laughs in burning heratics*
If only 0.1% of worlds are exterminatus’d, there are still 10,000 worlds destined to be burned.
@@TheNaturalnuke you mean millions i think
We you exterminate a couple hundred worlds so tyranids can’t eat them.
Tell that to Cryptman !
Someone described the Imperium of man as such:
The Imperium is a man, hanging onto the edge of a cliff with one hand. He could use his other hand to hold on a little bit longer, but he’s to busy using it to flip off everyone waiting for him to fall off.
Best intro to the lore overall I have seen. A great job. Thank you.
Thanks! There's some fierce competition!
+The Templin Institute DO ZEON NEXT
Don't worry, you guys crushed it with this video. The production value alone blows anything else out of the water!
Yeah, i have to agree. It's a dense and impossible universe to summarize, but you guys managed to cover the basics, and just why saying much more with certainty is, by design, simply not possible.
This video gave me the chills.
Excellent work there :)
Let it be known that the planet broke before the Guard did.
Cadia stands!
Probably one of the most badass statement, and achievement of man in fiction.
CADIA STANDS!!!
FOR THE EMPEROR, AND DOWN WITH THE DARK GODS
"Better that we had all burned in the fires of Horus's ambition than live to see it come to this."
-Roboute Guilliman
I see that you too know of RvB
The fucker better be content with the sanity that still prevails in Ultramar.
I can't wait for the Lion's return!
He surely cannot be more of a defeatest heretic than OUR SPIRITUAL LEIGE.
@@bairdrew "*sigh* Its Okay, i can fix this."
-Roboute Guilliman
When i found WH40k a few years ago, i was actually nauseous over how brutal the entire universe was. Now, any other sci-fi universe tragedy seems like tuesday morning for a chapter master
This just in: the Imperium of Man video is now the most popular video on the channel. It has surpassed the Enclave (Fallout), State of the Galaxy in Star Trek Discovery, United Nations Space Command (Halo), and Helghan Empire (Killzone), all of which are 3 to 5 months older.
The emperor wills it.
@@SNBullen0002 😂
*When star trek ways failed*
*Yes*
That ending had me yelling "FOR THE EMPEROR" for two weeks straight
F O R T H E E M P E R O R !
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!!!!!!!
For the Imperium...
F O R !
T H E !
E M P E R O R ! ! !
*_The Emperor Protects!_*
Good... So I am not alone! FOR THE EMPEROR!
The Imperium! How mighty its aspect! How far-reaching its boundaries! As one world dies ten more are brought into the fold. Fear us, for we count the lives of planets, not men
Only one thing matters in the imperium
The God Emperor himself or herself take a pick
Glory to our Imperium!
I typed “Human Supremacy” in the search bar and this is what showed up.
*The emperor approves*
When you're so feared that you start complying to the Emperor several millennia early
@@generalfred9426 yes lmao
LONG LIVE MANKIND!
Jope Lamp It did.
Astra Militarum, otherwise known as the Imperial Guard.
Also known as: Cannon Fodder, Loyalist Axe Cushions, 'Umie Firewood, Mon-Keigh Missle Catchers, Flesh Chaff, and.....well the Tyranid don't speak but if they did their word would probably be appetizer or Hors d'oeuvre.
i prefer the term "bald skaven"
The wall of guns!
The Flashlights
Balls of steel and uranium
"So, the commander of the Imperial Army..."
"Imperial Guard*"
"Astra Militarum*"
"THE WALL OF GUNS-"
That was simply amazing. Gonna be spreading this around to people who want to learn more about the glory that is the Imperium.
Yes comrade, enlighten your friends of the glory of Chaos. Sooner or later, they will all pray to the Dark Gods.
Begone, heretic. Your blasphemic nature will only give you impalement via power sword. And if that is what you wish, I will be happy to oblige.
The Valhallans will never be defeated! URA!
Chaos cannot be denied, premier. Chaos is inevitable. Chaos is the only true answer!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*opens drawer*
"Heresy."
*opens another*
"Heresy."
*opens the last one and turns around, enraged*
*"HERESY!!!!"*
*Exterminatus?*
Negative. *Strategic value absolute.*
@@JustMaxim37 *Virus bomb?*
*Strategic Value ABSOLUTE*
@@humanitysreject5233 Negative Strategic Value Absolute
“You get to live in your favorite fictional universe!”
Harry Potter fans: 😃
Star Wars fans: 😃
Warhammer 40k fans: 😱
As a star wars fan, I doubt I would be happy to be there :v
@@jsantacruz7125 I would go on Zeltron
It's a very nice planet, probably the best in Star wars galaxy
@@Ale-dd3ek "I'll make my own planet! With blackjack...and Hookers!"
-The Creator of Zeltron probably
Can I Choose as who or what I'm born as
star trek universe.
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."
Finally, some Mongolian who knows about WH40K.
What faction can loose 1 billion troops 50,000 tanks and still claim victory? 😎
Sagrotan The necron can't
And the imperium... Aldough it will admit that it was phyrric unlike the orcs
Of course the necrons can, the vast majority of their casualties aren't permanent.
Morrigi192 You can't keep a good robot down
Pretty much every faction, but only the Imperial Guard would just shrug at this. “Lost a trillion men, a billion tanks, thousands of bombers, and an entire planetary system. Sounds like a normal Tuesday in the Guard.”
This lore ruined a lot of sci fi for me ....nothing is cooler than 40k
Robert Palumbo this is but a mere crumb in comparison to the whole pie shop.
Dude I know! I loved Battlestar Galactica, Star Trek, Star Wars, etc, etc,...But my God WK 40K is as badass as badassery can get.
warhammer 40k is my all time favourite fictional setting
I think the Imperium is kinda stupid and too far fetched personally idk, not the fan personally. I guess I just prefer more realistic fiction.
@@eruno_ lol a lot of war hammer 40k fanboys will go mad at you
The only two sci fi lore that stand up for me personally is Halo and Warhammer 40k buy you are right 40k lore is confusing and expansive that it cannot hold itself that's why its not so popular in the mainstream media
The Imperium is a beating heart.
Everytime the beat ends, and all hope is lost a new one appears. Stronger and fiercer than ever.
Love the Emperor
for He is the salvation of mankind
Obey His words
for He will lead you into the light of the future
Heed His wisdom
for He will protect you from evil
Whisper His prayers with devotion,
for they will save your soul
Honour His servants,
for they speak in His voice
Tremble before His majesty,
for we all walk in His immortal shadow
Do not let the Heretics pin us down brothers!
The Emperor protects.
This is like the manliest sci fi/space fantasy universe ever.
Caiã Wlodarski Well, If you put these aside first, and look at the fact that humanity had endured against the Xenos, Chaos and their own broken society for 10,000 years through sheer will, that’s pretty manly to me
@Reluctant Human Yeah you’re right, that is cheap 😂The Emperor was planning to build the real manly imperium of mankind, well instead this cheap version.
@Reluctant Human I don't think you'll find this in a universe based around a tabletop wargaming universe
@Reluctant Human i prefer the cheap and cheesy definition.
The manliest indeed that we'll grow a glorious beard and hair. Not as glorious as Lion El Johnson's hair and Rogal Dorn's mustache though
"Forget the power of technology and Science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned.
Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only War."
idk if y'all are ever gonna see this but I thought i should just say thank you
this was my introduction to the world of 40k and within the past 2 years it has really changed my experience with the entire science fiction genre. it has brought me into a community of amazing people and I wouldn't have been able to experience any of this stuff if it weren't for the amazing job you guys do. to this day when someone asks me about what 40k is I always point to this video because I believe it should be the starting place of all 40k fans. you guys tell it the way it's supposed to be told, a dark and depressing future of war, with all it's glory...and all its horror.
so again thank you for opening me up to this wonderful world.
you guys are amazing.
@EDGE Tabletop game
How many games can say the lore is so deep that it actually created a new literary genre?
Stuff like it has existed before and after, Warhammer fans just coined the term because of how cartoonish it is.
wrong, the term was coined after the 40k tagline
Dark souls
a lore so deep is made bolter porn a thing .
umm, sci fi has been around for a while mate
I've watched this several times. What an epic introduction to 40k.
a must watch each month
@EDGE wat
@EDGE It's a tabletop game, but a live-action TV series is in production
I once had a funny conversation with a friend of mine when he asked that "isn't the Imperium filled with bad people?"
And I was like "yeah" and then he proceeds to ask "so then why are they often seen as the good guys?" And I simply told him about the Drukhari.
That shuts him up far quicker than I thought.
Well this was fucking great. God I love the 40k universe.
Now Given it took you 5 months to find that video I will suggest you to go look Helsreach up,in the off chance you haven't seen it yet.
th-cam.com/video/1D4jr-0_COg/w-d-xo.html
Anyway, keep up the good work and good banter at Triggernometry. :)
-Someone still pissed to have become a filthy Xeno in your discord.
Holy s*** didn't expect to see you here
Sargon likes 40K=Sargon likes the Imperium of Man=Sargon is an advocate for patriarchal xenophobic ethnostates CONFIRMED. You heard it hear first, folks! :P
Nah but for real I agree. I'm a filthy 40K casual, and this is the first video to actually get across the full scope. This universe is out of it's goddamn mind and I'm into it
40k is love 40k is life
The Custodes answer to only the emperor, and can actively ignore the Inquisition. Apart from that, an amazing video! hope to see more 40K soon.
spy cab overlord
"But, I'm an Inquistor"
"Blow it out your ass"
The Planet Broke before the Guard!!
"irrational superstition" How dare you! Heretic!
Roger Reyne drive a chainsword through this loudmouth heretic, brother.
My armor is contempt, my shield disgust, my sword hatred. In the Emperors name, let none survive!
08:40 - Millions? You mean Trillions..
Glory to the Man-Emperor of Mankind! Of the most manliness of Man!
ALL HAIL THE MAN-EMPEROR!
That is heresy.
Glory to my GLORIOUSLY glorious metal ass!
HE IS A MAN, AND YOU WILL PRAY TO HIM AS SUCH.
Yey!!!
As a long-time fan of 40k - in all its forms - let me tell you that this video is absolutely stunning. It's accurate, concise, and covers absolutely everything a newcomer might want to know.
Bravo!
11:21 "This terrible order is rarely given"
**Inquisitors proceed to rapidly headbutt exterminatus button**
I saw this show up in my notifications and I had to see it immediately. For the emperor!
Crymatoria 6 your soul will feed the daemons of the warp.
And then your hull would will be devoured by hive fleet Chronos!
(Or get deafened by a large "WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!
Of all the videos I've watched regarding 40k, this is probably my favorite. It exists in the Goldilocks zone (not too long, not too short). Great narration and graphics. They dont dwell too long or speed through important areas. Nice work! +1
FྂUྂCྂKྂIྂNྂGྂ HྂEྂRྂEྂTྂIྂCྂSྂ!
*( Smashes Big Red Exterminatus Button With Forehead )*
weldonwin *pྂrྂoྂcྂeྂeྂdྂsྂ tྂoྂ bྂeྂ sྂaྂvྂeྂdྂ bྂyྂ cྂhྂaྂoྂsྂ bྂeྂfྂoྂrྂeྂ tྂhྂeྂ bྂlྂaྂsྂtྂ*
*Exterminatus glares upon my shades*
"Did somebody say Extermiatus?"
口n̶e̶丹D̶m̶i̶n̶ Lemme get my virus bombs and we’ll purge them
The Imperial Guard "consisting of countless millions of troops"; eh... try trillions!
She said trained, giving a conscript a bayonet is not training
The last 5 minutes perfectly encapsulate the Grim-Darkness and Grim-Determination that make Warhammer 40k so great.
Bravo Templin Institute, Bravo!
The Emperor Protects The Templin Institute !!!!!!
The Emperor Protects all :)
The imperial "truth" is a lie.
Found the heretic
STORM LORD agreed.
BEWARE OF THE ALIEN, THE MUTANT, THE HERETIC...
Remember Brothers and Sisters, the planet broke before the Guard! Ave Imperator!
"not a step back, i say. show these beasts the fury of the Emperor!" -
what the local commander on Tyran said just before the tyranids broke into the base and slaughtered them all. *bless his soul*
By the Omnissiah it is here
PS:never clicked on a vid so fast (literally 5 secs after the upload)
Shall we bring out the cyberdongs?
Rawkit_Surgeon Only if he deliverers the promised toaster!
Rawkit_Surgeon You do that I will bring some incense, oil and a rather naughty Immolator to preform ministrations on
Bring out the toasters, the cyberdongs, the sacred oils, purity seals, holy warmchines and blessed servos!
We're gonna have a -party- holy ritual here!
ps. This video gets me harder than an imperator titan.
There needs to be more Warhammer games, I loved the game Space Marine it was awesome and the customisation was great
RG 12 Dawn of war soul storm is pretty fun if you have like 5 hours set aside and don’t mind somewhat stressful situations.
Jeffrey MacMullin I shall have a look into it
somewhat stressful? That game can be a fucking nightmare ahahah
Need a fps based on the imperial guard or skitarii
Never have I clicked on a video so fast
Same
So true...
Truth
Literally same
I believe everyone who sees this video feels the exact same way.
Templin Institute i have left similar comments on several of your videos but i feel i need to say it again. you are the best youtube channel in existence. your videos are perfect in every way and what you do is simply incredible. I beg of you to never stop making videos, if your channel ever dies the entire human race will mourn it's passing.
You guys should just go ahead and make a 40k playlist. The lore of this universe is MASSIVE; it is probably the largest fictional universe that I know of.
Your clean production and clear speaking are perfect and I would love to you guys tackle 40k
I have watched this a number of times already.
It is a impressive and epic production.
Of all the Templin Institute has done, this is in my top 5.
Bring it you dredges, The Emperor Protects !!!
THERE IS ONLY WAR! 40K is easily the deepest and most bonkers of all lore in any science fiction. It's draining, it's occasionally written to suit the tabletop, it's often written for no purpose whatsoever other than to further add to the pile of lore, it's ridiculous, brutally miserable and frequently glorious.
This level of attention to detail and the incredibly unique setting are why I love 40k :)
Good job summarising it!
Millions of Imperial Guardsmen? Oh please, it's billions, BILLIONS.
Tomasz Kiełtyka I’d wager trillions.
@@TheNightWatcher1385 Maybe not that many. There are, what, a few trillion human soils in the Imperium? Maybe only a hundred billion or so soldiers. Probably more
@@Callsign_Bear A lot of the stories describe the population of the Imperium as, “endless trillions.”
@@TheNightWatcher1385 Oh my bad. You right
Oh puhlease remember to add three 0 to the GW number in regards to astra militarum. Its probably low quadrillion.
Ah my glorious imperium
Father what is your command again during our meeting?
Weren't you both still stuck on that life supporting toilet?
fulcrum 29 im the one stuck on the golden throne, he’s just in a pod.
Father what is your command again?
The Emperor Soul Fragment #12241337 no we still need him
"with nine of his brothers, split the Imperium in two" I was like "Wait, he had 8-" before realizing alpha legion's dirty secret...
Crap! You’re right! I was about to comment on that, myself. Good point...
Although... Did Horus know that he was leading 9 brothers? Food for thought...
Eh, actually still 8 because one of the Alpha Legion's primarchs was secretly loyal to the Emperor.
@@11Survivor Or was he?
@@rumpelstilzz That Primarch (if he really is one) is a walking headache for everyone...
@@DetectiveLance There's no Alpha Legion. This are II and XI Legions hidden under this moniker and presumed "pruge"
History Buffs, Defunctland and the Templin Institute upload on the same day. Christmas must habe came early!
This was my introduction to Warhammer 40k
And what a GLORIOUS introduction it was all those years ago
Please do the Adeptus Mechanicus, the Omnissiah demands it
*cough*Void Dragon*cough*
Vétyr Siegurdson heretic toaster fuckers
0:57 the death of Cadia still hits hard to this day.
Heresy! Cadia stands!!
Astra Miliwhat now ? You are an Imperial Guard son.
@@jvbutalid8316 It is
THE WALL OF GUNS
@@jvbutalid8316 Astra Militarum is the high Gothic version of the name.Imperial Guard is the low Gothic version.
@@hebanker3372 Still got models from when they were the Imperial Army. None of them wussie Space Marines!!
Although everyone always considers the Imperium of Man incredibly violent and warlike, note that it is described to have 'countless trillions' of people, and 'countless millions' of guardsmen. That means only about 1 in a million men is in the guard, the largest part of the military. That would be like if the USA had a military of about 300 to 400 men. So even though on a galactic scale the imperium is constantly fighting for survival, for most people the war is actually far away, with only a few people serving even in a huge metropolis. However those huge peaceful populations on safe planets just are not as interesting...
The Imperium population have
8,300 quadrillion across
1.5 milion planet or world settled
by human in the hive world
The astra milintarum or Imperial guardsman have 500 trillion
until 30 quadrillion forces
so thats pretty small from
the general population
But since started of "Time of ending"
period from 560 M41 until M41.999
or Indomitus era,
much probably majority of imperium
of man is remilitarized from ongoing threat from 13th Chaos Black Crusade that destroy famous fortress world cadia, T'au Expansion, Necron wake up,
Tyranid Hive fleet devoured & Genestealer threat in most Imperium
Hive & civilized world
probably now the Imperial Guardsman number can reach
Hundred of quadrillion
Terra itself has quadrillions of humans
They probably have Billions of Guardsmen.
The Imperial Guard has hundreds of trillions in lore. But I wouldn't take numbers too literally or put much stock in them. The themes are more important. The Imperium has at least a million worlds scattered across the galaxy but that could easily be many millions more.
This is only the guards though, each planet has their own militia, hell krieg alone produces so many soldiers they basically get away with anything they want
i dont know if its irrational when there are literal demons that can pop out of thin air anytime you get angry...or happy...or sad...
Bring it, HERETIC. Better than you have tried and all they did was clog up my chainsword. FOR THE EMPEROR!
FOR THE EMPEROR
Primarch Rogal Dorn says the guy WHO JUST KEPT DIGGING TRENCHES AND DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
LORD ADORABLE!
Lord Adornable
"I was me" - Rogal Dorn
Did you ever get a war bike Lord Adornable?
This is probably my favorite Templin Institute video.
"This terrible order is rarely given, and only as a last resort"
I don't suppose you've seen the opening of spacemarine
Just because it was the first option mentioned doesn't make it also the last resort. After all, Graia didn't get the planetary fireworks did it?
To be fair it was about to be infiltrated by chaos
This is just superb. The narrator, music, amount of information. Wished there were videos like this when I started with 40K 18 years ago.
And the laughter of thirsting gods.
Questioning the benevolence of the Imperium is heretical.
Isaiah Young when opression and lies become law, heresy and rebellion is a duty.
Isaiah Young Say it to st. Sebastian Thor
SonsOfLorgar+ I smell... heretic! Blasphemer! Heresy and rebellion shall be purged from the holy Imperium! Ave Imperator, eradico haeretici!
Don't you mean "malevolence"?
Anyone who believes the Imperium is benevolent lacks any sense and it would be better if they were removed from the gene pool