@@willstylz5021The whole film looks ridiculous, so I'd say anything goes... It's cohesively absurd, so yeah, it's a bit daft to nitpick realism in fights.
@@Fin561 It’s just funny watching such a feminine woman beating up dudes like 5 times her size and weight lol. 😂 What are these producers doing? Everything nowadays feels far too “inclusive”, as if everyone and everything must be “included” on things that make no sense for them to be in lol…. Like this is just so far from reality and the fact they just expect us to take this seriously is just absolutely comical. There’s some things you leave alone to the pro’s, and military shows, movies, etc., is one of those things you leave alone to real producers that aren’t “woke”. They need to do this “inclusive” stuff somewhere else on other things. They really shouldn’t do any of it to begin with. This “woke” culture is taking over real cinema and it’s pissing people that are actually sane off, and for good reason. Only people who aren’t upset at this show or movie in particular are the feminists that hate men with a passion. They feel “empowered” watching this nonsense lol. 😂
Huge indicator on whether a military focused film is worth watching is how the filmmakers handle firearms, both the physics, handling, and tactics. The fact that in the opening scene there are zero spent casings ejecting, muzzle flash clearly CGI, zero recoil/effect on the shooter. If they can't even get that right in a scene that is supposed to sell the film to me, I know how terrible everything else will be.
Omg, I can't 🤬. Hollywood has had time to work this bs out. It's an action movie, bring in someone to consult on firearms! They don't click for no reason. You don't have to chamber a round more than once. You don't have unlimited rounds! I've got to the point where I just don't watch bs like this anymore. Other than looking at Alba 😅, it's not worth the stress and yes it stresses me out 😂. Btw, her little, very nice, hind end, is NOT whipping a bunch of full grown dudes. Especially if they are alphas.
N i don't like watching em with her cause of all the questions. "Who's that?!". Me. "No fuckin clue, never seen the movie, and this person just stepped onto the screen. Now if we keep watching im willing to bet a blow job they'll tell us. Ashley! Now would you look at that, they just told us! U need time to stretch?" 😂😂😂
Guys I for one have to say I enjoy watching you critique the crappy movies even more than the good ones. It’s much more fun watching you guys tear apart ridiculous scenes that make no sense. We get to see how much fun you guys have laughing at stupid shit. You may not realise it but that’s what makes the channel great we get to see 3 buddies goofing around and having fun. As a viewer it’s like sitting around with a beer and goofing around with your buddies. Thats one of the reasons people enjoy seeing Able when he gets to be on screen. It would be great to see all 3 of you on screen together. The serious reviews are great too but the sense of 3 buddies just hanging out having fun is what really makes the channel. Your a great trio of characters and I wish you all the success in the world. By the way I have binge watched almost all of Seal Team thanks to you guys and it really is an awesome show. Also Buck I think I grew up on the UK equivalent of where you and Able grew up lol. Never lose who you are guys, that’s what people love about you 👍🏻
I definitely prefer the bad movie reviews they're way funnier. The facial expressions when the clips start getting stupid are priceless. I couldn't care less about "showing more" of the movies as chances are if its reviewing something good I'll go watch it anyway!
I wrote the script for Trigger Warning 2 : Transcontinental. It stars a 567lbs 4 foot tall struggling Latino single mom who is fighting Trans stereotypes while being the best Spec Ops soldier ever and fighting the end boss Steven Seagal.
To answer the daughter question… 1. Spec Ops, Fighter Pilots, Astronauts, etc. disproportionately have more daughters. Study was first conducted on astronauts, then fighter pilots. 2. This is because higher testosterone correlates to a higher body temperature. The XY chromosome (male) carrying sperm has a lower heat tolerance than the XX (female) sperm. 3. So on average higher testosterone males have more viable XX than XY sperm and thus more daughters.
The second part I have found at least is the opposite they are saying you have higher likelihood of boys if you have high testosterone than girls. As a matter a fact the females hormones at time of conception play a higher role in determining gender than males. Women with higher testosterone will be more likely to have boys as well. Sources are oxford and national institute of health. On the contrary studies have found one the reason athletes and some soldiers seemingly have more kids is because exercise depletes testosterone which increases the chances to have daughters.
"higher testosterone correlates to a higher body temperature" Um, flight suits, exercise will do that. There's an anatomical reason b@lls and br#asts are hanging out "outside" the body - to try to be a little bit cooler, so there's less spoilage of what's inside. "exercise depletes testosterone" Temporarily. Being more in shape tends to increase it. Unless one's popping some "supplements" they shouldn't. The more interesting field of research is, in women the testosterone production may vary due to more factors than just physical or genetic.
This is why I’m not allowed to watch a military focused movie with the family . Good or Bad I can’t stop my commentary 😂 There are so many low to mid budget Middle East ( combat) movies that are less realistic than a 60’s western
They shoulda called The Wall The Worst. I held myself hostage at gunpoint forcing myself to watch that entire monstrosity. I quit like 3x and forced myself to continue watching HOPING AGAINST HOPE it would get better. It did not. Arguably the dumbest war movie I've ever seen.😂
@@greenwithagun Everybody is comparing this shit with John Wick is stupid. Because what John Wick is doing is realistic "to the eyes." I mean his stamina and toughness isn't realistic, but most people wouldn't even know that. It at least "looks" realistic. However when you see a small chick you can basically kill with one hand doing this, it doesn't look realistic. Also, Keanu Reeves was heavily trained in real martial arts as opposed to bullshido.
We had a kid in bootcamp whos dad was a Green Beret. Never in a million years would I assume those genetics came from an operator😂. Kid was brat too, and talked a lot of game for someone with a ASVAB score of 4.
Jocko Willink was saying they had some real knuckle draggers in the Navy Seals. High intelligence isn't a requirement to be a special ops guy. Jocko was an officer so you would expect to see a little more intelligence. They tried using soldiers with very low intelligence in Vietnam and that didn't work either, they were a liability.
Buck:I’m not going to start destroying it, I am going to try to give more constructive criticism. Kurt: That’s going to last , like, two minutes. ❤ 😂😂😂
I saw this movie a month or so ago. My cringe factor was high. I'm a LEO, so tactics are high on my list. This time around, you guys made this movie much more entertaining!
"1% of spec-ops kids are worthy". Yeah, sounds about right. That's like the Catholic school girl thing, or Preacher's Kids. I grew up running around with a group of kids, one of whom was a "Preacher's Kid". He was usually the first one to suggest or back some debauchery. Admittedly, in my small town, about the worst we got up to was putting M-80s in model cars at the town dump, or flattening pennies on the railroad tracks and smoking cigarettes, but that guy was always the most willing participant.
I got a recommendation. The Cinemax series strike back. The first season was a bit goofy but it gets better after that. The main characters are a former SAS and CAG guys. Plenty of tactical situations you guys can breakdown
I think they already did a couple episodes of it, but the constant sex scenes made it a lil too weird. I do agree there's a lot of things they could break down from the show.
Man I loved strike back. Looking back at it, knowing what I know now, it's a bit corny, and definitely could have benefitted from a couple of advisors but overall strike back fucks.
One of the best shows ever made. Fun firefights, lots of explosions, boobs and butts...perfect entertainment! I watched it all again last year, and even that one oddly feminist season wasn't as bad as I remembered (we've seen so much worse since it first aired). Keeping in mind that it's an over the top "military" action show, the later season with the Aussie chick as one of the operators also works. They use that she's a pretty woman to their advantage a few times, and she gets the crap kicked out of her just as much as the guys. As much as I did like her, there's no denying that Scott and Stonebridge do rule. Those were the best seasons for sure.
Would love to see you guys breakdown & discuss real life ops like Popo Medic's mini docs. Seeing your input on real life events with your experience is always great!
I'm a woman & I in NO way think I could ever be a Spec Ops soldier. I like to train with my guns & be aware of my surroundings but no. Tired of these messages in these crazy movies.
Personally, I don't think women should be handling firearms either, they don't handle stressful situations as well as men. The chances of a woman shooting someone else instead of their intended target is way higher than with a man. That's why having a legitimate safe room and a good plan is important for the wife and kids.
@WillardLongshot-ks8yg that's why I train and practice. I'm not about to go out and about without some self defense protection. Not everything Is a home invasion. Gtfoh. Women aren't safe in this world nowadays not even from spouses or significant others. I'm not gonna just let myself be a helpless victim.
@@WillardLongshot-ks8ygyou'd be wrong. Women are often EXCELLENT with firearms and high stress situations. Stop watching movies and thinking they're real. Not every woman is a damsel in distress. Likewise, MOST guys also suck at firearms and handling high stress situations.
@rplewis Wheres her beard, her tough talking script, her Hollywood movie contract and her book publisher.......dude.....those are all standard Navy Seal NSN issue nowadays
I stopped watching this movie the first time, when she called the AK a machine gun. I later watched it out of boredom. Great episode on it. The most common things that get me with war movies, is stuff like walking silhouetted through enemy territory, talking on patrol about BS Hollywood stuff as if no one could possibly be listening for you, and radar scopes that have targets moving independently of the sweep.
In russian, both assault rifles and machine guns are machine guns..It's in the word "machine". Assault rifles are because machine guns are used as suppression or indirect fire. But they're the same in principle. Machine pistol is a thing. Imagine calling it a machine gun and being laughed at. Cannons were called guns too. An ak is both an assault rifle and a machine gun. Btw Im not even defending her because no one would say it like that but in general, I dont think it should be the ruling out factor for anyone, let alone hessica. If I was a green beret I can still call it a machine gun.
@@danielfilippov7354When I was in the Army the only "machine guns" were belt fed or crew operated guns. M16/M4 or the enemy equivalent were just rifles or personal weapons. We NEVER called an AK or M16/M4 a machine gun, even if it was technically an automatic rifle.
Normalize bullying action movie directors into consulting people like y’all (and paying them) who know their shit about the details so they don’t get roasted/have their movies panned. Enjoyed the video guys
This video gave me flashbacks! In a good way. My last combat deployment I was attached to an SF unit with US Army SF, Australian SAS, Royal Marine commandos and twice a month we would have a movie night to watch bad war movies and the whole movie was just like sitting with you two.; God those nights were fun! One of the movies the CSM stopped the film and quizzed me on what I had learned from them and what did the heroes just do wrong, Holy shit CSM, I didn't know I had homework. I don't remember the movie, but I remember they did EVERYTHING wrong clearing rooms. Shit I got to sub just for the memories.
Your guys banter back and forth is one of the reasons I really enjoy watching your videos. The actual movies are secondary. It takes me back to the days with my brothers in arms when I was in the military and we would be sitting around dissing everyone and everything and laughing our butts off. No better way to pass the time while on guard duty, or sitting in a fox hole or doing that hurry up and wait that the military is all about, or a weekend in the barracks because you already blew all of your paycheck and so you are waiting for payday so you can go off base again. Haha! In civilian life you do not get to have that kind of banter with civies. They always get hurt and/or upset. Keep up the great work!
I get what you're talking about,no one ever jokes or laughs at my job,everyones upright and wayyy-TOO-serious. The hurry up and wait stuff I don't miss,but,the ragging on each other,the banter and discussions on good topics I do miss.
YES to the tail video, please! 🎉 We need a whole tactical driving series on: - Losing a tail - Tailing - Avoiding collisions - How to escape a disabled vehicle And anything else you care to pass along ... you muscular bulbous heroes, you🙏🏻
I used the same principle for knife placement as with my TQs. I was told it was called the diver’s triangle, placement of emergency equipment in an area that can be easily accessed by both hands
Respectfully I love your show. I love how you guys correct Hollywood or just laugh at how all they have to do is ASK on how it should look but they don't. Keep up the great vids and if they give you sh*t tell them to next time hire you or friends of yours to get it right the first time.
I just discovered your show and what made me watch. It was the name FNG I know I was going to like it as soon as I saw that. I am listed in 73 and finally got to my duty station and 74. I was a bad ass dental hygienist in the rear with the gear on the USS never sail. Love the show will keep watching it. Thanks for your service guides
I gave you guys the thumbs up for putting yourselves through that atrocity of a movie. I always watch props, the fire extinguisher in the bar scene weighed about a pound. Watch it bounce off the guy and hit the floor, it moved and sounded like an empty coffee cup. Good to hear Johnny Lee Miller is a good dude. My wife and I just finished all seven seasons of Elementary and thought he seemed decent.
I have always liked Jessica Alba, and I didn't think this was a terrible movie, but yeah... This was a low-budget 'paycheque' movie [although Alba herself is pretty rich] so a high level of accuracy and detail is not to be expected.
Bucks face shaking his head 2 minutes in 😀 Then his smile when Kurt mentions the hair ❤ he was just so happy to listen to him literally lovely people and and an awesome channel also good for when you have Ptsd and spend a lot of time alone
😂 im dying here.. i watch movies with my family and i cant help it but break down bullshit scenes vs reality and explain how so much shit is outright hilarious... i enjoyed this guys thanks for the laughs. 😂
You guys are killing me! I die laughing every time you guys starting ripping into bad movies. I’m a huge war movie guy so when I see a bad one I want to point out all its flaws like yall, so just hearing you guys gives me a kick. Please keep these videos coming. I’m also looking forward to more SEAL Team B&B!
If you guys are looking for recommendations there’s a French series Cœurs noirs (Black Hearts) and a British series Ultimate Force. It would also be nice to see you guys react to documentaries. Enjoy the show, see you next week.
Two thumbs up for the tailing video, that would be awesome in this old veterans & new subscribers humble opinion. Finally a TH-cam channel that is willing to go the extra mile and produce some real life tactical content that the civilians population can learn from. Much love, peace and blessings
Best video reaction of military movies ever! All military movies need military people consultants! I don’t care what the cost is, that’s the only way to keep it exciting!
Well, the US Army is churning out female Ranger School graduates like there's no tomorrow...soon it will be the Green Berets if it hasn't happened yet.
I remember reading the blurb for this one and immediately thought "nope." Seems like I made the right call. Thank you for enduring this cinematic masterpiece so I didn't have to.
React to Atomic Blonde for a much better made female action movie. It came out 3 years after the first John Wick, and was done by the same director (David Leitch). But it never got a sequel, which is a damn shame bc Charlize is great in action.
Atomic Blonde isn't exactly a great film, but yeah, it's leagues ahead of whatever shite that Jessica Alba one is. Atomic Blonde at least has a decent budget, a lot of style, and pretty decent action, especially the apartment brawl.
I loved the fight scenes in Atomic Blonde . However there’s no way that she could’ve taken that kind of punishment in real life and come out on top , unless she was extremely lucky. That’s the one thing I liked about it, the choreography of the fight scenes, not only in that movie but in others. Seriously though I’ve been in a lot of fights in my younger years and fighting big blokes than me I always got hammered
She is not SPEC OPS she is CIA. How dare you say CIA Operators can't beat anyone. She can't shoot she is a knife fighter and knives are the Great equalizer for women not guns.
I would love to see a video on how to spot a tail!!! I'm not military, but I truly love your beers and breakdowns. I learn alot and have a few good laughs at the same time. I always look forward to your episodes. Keep up the good work.
Never pull your punches. We are in this business to do the best we can and if it falls short let us know so we can fix it and do better. We need to hear the honest reaction it's how we learn. Keep doing what you do because it's a big help to us.
I’m a huge fan of beers and breakdowns which I get on a Monday as a Brit now in Australia. A suggestion for you is Ross Kemp in Afghanistan, he also did a show called ultimate force about the SAS but his documentaries about the Brit’s in Afghan are excellent.
I have no idea of how I landed onto this channel but my face hurts from smiling and laughing. Hell yes I subscribed!!! I have some binge watching to do.
Keep it up fellas. I watch for the banter and the anecdotes, like about the knife. Also, the tailing techniques. Hilarious! I watch every one of your vids.
this is funny af. I love this. We have had too many generations come with no exposure to "fighting for your life" other than watching Netflix shows, and so people actually now think Jessica Alba is a combat veteran and that women like her are dangerous. We need more "toxic men" explaining what is actually going on in the world while laughing. Good stuff.
I don't know why you guys get comments about talking too much. The thing I enjoy most is you guys going off on a tangent based off whatever you're watching. Something you see reminds you of something and the next 5 minute rant or story is probably the most enjoyable part of the entire video for me. Keep on keeping on my guys.
I look forward to your beers and breakdowns every week! You guys dosing the breakdowns are way better than these movies for sure! The show’s tagline should be: “we watch terrible films, so you don’t have to”.
I think that perhaps part of the problem with some military movies and shows like this one is that special operators in real life are so good at what they do especially against untrained enemies, to the point that you can't make a fight scene that is compelling because the special operators are so much better trained and more powerful than their enemy which goes against the traditional heros journey story where the protagonist is less powerful than the opposing force.
Tailing from in front: my buddy was coming home from a party in HS, there were drinks, middle of the night. My buddy made sure to signal as he entered a neighborhood. Came to a 4 way, signaled left so cop went left and he peeled right and then the lights came on but it was too late. No way that cop ever told anyone, very embarrassing hahah.
Hey guys! Although I know that the beers and breakdowns vibes is more giving commentary on inaccuracies and how a "green beret or Abel would react" I would love to see how you would all react to a "how to beat" survival situation, for example a horror movie we love/hate "The hills have eyes 2 (2007)"
A big problem is that none of the people making crap like this have ever really been punched by a real guy. Even if you are trained and expecting it - you are still shocked and it takes a bit to recover. And it hurts - a lot. They make it look so easy...
Jessica Alba. 43 years old, 5'-7", 125 lbs. Beating up full size men. Ya, right.
Girl Bossery is not an antidote for physics, or time.
Exhibit One: The 2024 Olympics Female Boxing.
she has years of martial arts training including Taekwondo and Krav Maga
@@Sam_of_Anarchy92 lol krav maga, that's cute.
lol Because Action movies & realism/physics go hand & hand? lol. literally no action movie is believable lol, it's fantasy entertainment lol.
@@willstylz5021The whole film looks ridiculous, so I'd say anything goes... It's cohesively absurd, so yeah, it's a bit daft to nitpick realism in fights.
"I HAVE A GUUUN" bro that killed me lol
Same 😂
yeah, always create space unless you're initiating an ambush or assaulting. 😂
And with that statement I now have to watch this pile of Chit.
@@Fin561 It’s just funny watching such a feminine woman beating up dudes like 5 times her size and weight lol. 😂 What are these producers doing? Everything nowadays feels far too “inclusive”, as if everyone and everything must be “included” on things that make no sense for them to be in lol…. Like this is just so far from reality and the fact they just expect us to take this seriously is just absolutely comical. There’s some things you leave alone to the pro’s, and military shows, movies, etc., is one of those things you leave alone to real producers that aren’t “woke”. They need to do this “inclusive” stuff somewhere else on other things. They really shouldn’t do any of it to begin with. This “woke” culture is taking over real cinema and it’s pissing people that are actually sane off, and for good reason. Only people who aren’t upset at this show or movie in particular are the feminists that hate men with a passion. They feel “empowered” watching this nonsense lol. 😂
Nothing is more hilarious then when you guys break down terrible movies
Especially when you see Buck hold his head in his hand... you know it's going to be a humdinger!
Than* and yes.
Huge indicator on whether a military focused film is worth watching is how the filmmakers handle firearms, both the physics, handling, and tactics. The fact that in the opening scene there are zero spent casings ejecting, muzzle flash clearly CGI, zero recoil/effect on the shooter. If they can't even get that right in a scene that is supposed to sell the film to me, I know how terrible everything else will be.
I had the same annoyance. I mean how unrealistic was that shooting scene -_-
Omg, I can't 🤬. Hollywood has had time to work this bs out. It's an action movie, bring in someone to consult on firearms! They don't click for no reason. You don't have to chamber a round more than once. You don't have unlimited rounds! I've got to the point where I just don't watch bs like this anymore. Other than looking at Alba 😅, it's not worth the stress and yes it stresses me out 😂. Btw, her little, very nice, hind end, is NOT whipping a bunch of full grown dudes. Especially if they are alphas.
This is why my wife doesn't like watching movies with me 😂😂😂
Testify.😂
N i don't like watching em with her cause of all the questions. "Who's that?!". Me. "No fuckin clue, never seen the movie, and this person just stepped onto the screen. Now if we keep watching im willing to bet a blow job they'll tell us. Ashley! Now would you look at that, they just told us! U need time to stretch?" 😂😂😂
Same
Facts!!!!!!!
All I can hear is....... "See a woman can be in Special Forces, it's possible!"
My husband and I tend to roll our eyes and say next..
Guys I for one have to say I enjoy watching you critique the crappy movies even more than the good ones. It’s much more fun watching you guys tear apart ridiculous scenes that make no sense. We get to see how much fun you guys have laughing at stupid shit. You may not realise it but that’s what makes the channel great we get to see 3 buddies goofing around and having fun. As a viewer it’s like sitting around with a beer and goofing around with your buddies. Thats one of the reasons people enjoy seeing Able when he gets to be on screen. It would be great to see all 3 of you on screen together. The serious reviews are great too but the sense of 3 buddies just hanging out having fun is what really makes the channel. Your a great trio of characters and I wish you all the success in the world. By the way I have binge watched almost all of Seal Team thanks to you guys and it really is an awesome show. Also Buck I think I grew up on the UK equivalent of where you and Able grew up lol. Never lose who you are guys, that’s what people love about you 👍🏻
thank you man we appreciate that!
I definitely prefer the bad movie reviews they're way funnier. The facial expressions when the clips start getting stupid are priceless. I couldn't care less about "showing more" of the movies as chances are if its reviewing something good I'll go watch it anyway!
I wrote the script for Trigger Warning 2 : Transcontinental. It stars a 567lbs 4 foot tall struggling Latino single mom who is fighting Trans stereotypes while being the best Spec Ops soldier ever and fighting the end boss Steven Seagal.
To answer the daughter question…
1. Spec Ops, Fighter Pilots, Astronauts, etc. disproportionately have more daughters. Study was first conducted on astronauts, then fighter pilots.
2. This is because higher testosterone correlates to a higher body temperature.
The XY chromosome (male) carrying sperm has a lower heat tolerance than the XX (female) sperm.
3. So on average higher testosterone males have more viable XX than XY sperm and thus more daughters.
The second part I have found at least is the opposite they are saying you have higher likelihood of boys if you have high testosterone than girls. As a matter a fact the females hormones at time of conception play a higher role in determining gender than males. Women with higher testosterone will be more likely to have boys as well. Sources are oxford and national institute of health. On the contrary studies have found one the reason athletes and some soldiers seemingly have more kids is because exercise depletes testosterone which increases the chances to have daughters.
I thought I had noticed a pattern but figured I was wrong. Interesting!
We called it "The Infantrymans Curse" 😂
"higher testosterone correlates to a higher body temperature"
Um, flight suits, exercise will do that. There's an anatomical reason b@lls and br#asts are hanging out "outside" the body - to try to be a little bit cooler, so there's less spoilage of what's inside.
"exercise depletes testosterone"
Temporarily. Being more in shape tends to increase it. Unless one's popping some "supplements" they shouldn't.
The more interesting field of research is, in women the testosterone production may vary due to more factors than just physical or genetic.
And daughters are God's revenge on men.
This is why I’m not allowed to watch a military focused movie with the family . Good or Bad I can’t stop my commentary 😂 There are so many low to mid budget Middle East ( combat) movies that are less realistic than a 60’s western
They shoulda called The Wall The Worst. I held myself hostage at gunpoint forcing myself to watch that entire monstrosity. I quit like 3x and forced myself to continue watching HOPING AGAINST HOPE it would get better. It did not. Arguably the dumbest war movie I've ever seen.😂
Kurt - “I’m pretty sure that’s a felony!” Lol
A tailing video would be awesome guys. So much knowledge/comedy could be shared 😅🫡
Agreed. Not that I'm managing to get hold of any tail, but pro tips on tailing from the testosterone gang would be much appreciated . 👍😁
Agreed
Totally this, sounds like an awesome video idea.
1:30 was my reaction too. Girl Bossing defeats 6000 years of recorded history to make women the most deadly warriors, with a knife.
Next you'll be telling me John Wick isn't a documentary.
@@greenwithagun Everybody is comparing this shit with John Wick is stupid. Because what John Wick is doing is realistic "to the eyes." I mean his stamina and toughness isn't realistic, but most people wouldn't even know that. It at least "looks" realistic. However when you see a small chick you can basically kill with one hand doing this, it doesn't look realistic. Also, Keanu Reeves was heavily trained in real martial arts as opposed to bullshido.
I liked the part at the end where the guy just randomly puts his arm straight up and out like "here, stab me here". 😂
it's jessica alba, you can already assume it's a bad movie.. she's not that bad of an actress but holy crap the movies she does are horrendous.
She was serviceable in the Fantastic Four movies.
Sin city was good too
She just doesn’t pull off being an action star
Make enough bad movies, and I think you make yourself a bad actress.
@@TheShonuff888The movie was but she was the worst part of it.
We had a kid in bootcamp whos dad was a Green Beret. Never in a million years would I assume those genetics came from an operator😂. Kid was brat too, and talked a lot of game for someone with a ASVAB score of 4.
Pretty sure there’s one in every cycle.
Jocko Willink was saying they had some real knuckle draggers in the Navy Seals. High intelligence isn't a requirement to be a special ops guy. Jocko was an officer so you would expect to see a little more intelligence. They tried using soldiers with very low intelligence in Vietnam and that didn't work either, they were a liability.
ASVAB of 4 ha!
4 on asvab? Pretty sure you'd score higher just putting your name on the paper
its impossible to get in with a 4
Opening scene: straight line driving while taking incoming .50.......😂
Glad the "BI" was clarified!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He is a 1st group guy!
Bis, burgers, beers, and BOIS
Buck:I’m not going to start destroying it, I am going to try to give more constructive criticism.
Kurt: That’s going to last , like, two minutes.
❤
😂😂😂
Actual … last 20 seconds 😂
I saw this movie a month or so ago. My cringe factor was high. I'm a LEO, so tactics are high on my list. This time around, you guys made this movie much more entertaining!
"1% of spec-ops kids are worthy". Yeah, sounds about right. That's like the Catholic school girl thing, or Preacher's Kids. I grew up running around with a group of kids, one of whom was a "Preacher's Kid". He was usually the first one to suggest or back some debauchery. Admittedly, in my small town, about the worst we got up to was putting M-80s in model cars at the town dump, or flattening pennies on the railroad tracks and smoking cigarettes, but that guy was always the most willing participant.
I got a recommendation. The Cinemax series strike back. The first season was a bit goofy but it gets better after that. The main characters are a former SAS and CAG guys. Plenty of tactical situations you guys can breakdown
Yh they should watch from Season 2. Scott and Stonebridge rule 💪
I think they already did a couple episodes of it, but the constant sex scenes made it a lil too weird. I do agree there's a lot of things they could break down from the show.
Man I loved strike back. Looking back at it, knowing what I know now, it's a bit corny, and definitely could have benefitted from a couple of advisors but overall strike back fucks.
I freakin love that show....starting with season 2
One of the best shows ever made. Fun firefights, lots of explosions, boobs and butts...perfect entertainment! I watched it all again last year, and even that one oddly feminist season wasn't as bad as I remembered (we've seen so much worse since it first aired). Keeping in mind that it's an over the top "military" action show, the later season with the Aussie chick as one of the operators also works. They use that she's a pretty woman to their advantage a few times, and she gets the crap kicked out of her just as much as the guys.
As much as I did like her, there's no denying that Scott and Stonebridge do rule. Those were the best seasons for sure.
Would love to see you guys breakdown & discuss real life ops like Popo Medic's mini docs. Seeing your input on real life events with your experience is always great!
Yes! Totally
I'm a woman & I in NO way think I could ever be a Spec Ops soldier. I like to train with my guns & be aware of my surroundings but no. Tired of these messages in these crazy movies.
Personally, I don't think women should be handling firearms either, they don't handle stressful situations as well as men. The chances of a woman shooting someone else instead of their intended target is way higher than with a man. That's why having a legitimate safe room and a good plan is important for the wife and kids.
@WillardLongshot-ks8yg that's why I train and practice. I'm not about to go out and about without some self defense protection. Not everything Is a home invasion. Gtfoh. Women aren't safe in this world nowadays not even from spouses or significant others.
I'm not gonna just let myself be a helpless victim.
@@WillardLongshot-ks8ygyou'd be wrong. Women are often EXCELLENT with firearms and high stress situations. Stop watching movies and thinking they're real. Not every woman is a damsel in distress. Likewise, MOST guys also suck at firearms and handling high stress situations.
If she's special forces, where is her beard?
Her beard is in between her crouch, unless she doesn't shave it smooth. 😅
Is she's a Navy SEAL.....where is her live feed Instagram camera and book publisher......no where to be seen ?
Down under 😂
@@DeathMetal_Student That joke would be canon, if only she'd acted this character using an Australian accent.
@rplewis Wheres her beard, her tough talking script, her Hollywood movie contract and her book publisher.......dude.....those are all standard Navy Seal NSN issue nowadays
I stopped watching this movie the first time, when she called the AK a machine gun. I later watched it out of boredom. Great episode on it.
The most common things that get me with war movies, is stuff like walking silhouetted through enemy territory, talking on patrol about BS Hollywood stuff as if no one could possibly be listening for you, and radar scopes that have targets moving independently of the sweep.
In russian, both assault rifles and machine guns are machine guns..It's in the word "machine". Assault rifles are because machine guns are used as suppression or indirect fire. But they're the same in principle. Machine pistol is a thing. Imagine calling it a machine gun and being laughed at. Cannons were called guns too. An ak is both an assault rifle and a machine gun.
Btw Im not even defending her because no one would say it like that but in general, I dont think it should be the ruling out factor for anyone, let alone hessica. If I was a green beret I can still call it a machine gun.
all the talking wears me out. Like "did yall never learn to be quiet?"
@@danielfilippov7354When I was in the Army the only "machine guns" were belt fed or crew operated guns. M16/M4 or the enemy equivalent were just rifles or personal weapons. We NEVER called an AK or M16/M4 a machine gun, even if it was technically an automatic rifle.
Normalize bullying action movie directors into consulting people like y’all (and paying them) who know their shit about the details so they don’t get roasted/have their movies panned. Enjoyed the video guys
Seriously. Even just making movies realistic about how/when to salute and wear a uniform would be amazing.
This video gave me flashbacks! In a good way. My last combat deployment I was attached to an SF unit with US Army SF, Australian SAS, Royal Marine commandos and twice a month we would have a movie night to watch bad war movies and the whole movie was just like sitting with you two.; God those nights were fun! One of the movies the CSM stopped the film and quizzed me on what I had learned from them and what did the heroes just do wrong, Holy shit CSM, I didn't know I had homework. I don't remember the movie, but I remember they did EVERYTHING wrong clearing rooms.
Shit I got to sub just for the memories.
Your guys banter back and forth is one of the reasons I really enjoy watching your videos. The actual movies are secondary. It takes me back to the days with my brothers in arms when I was in the military and we would be sitting around dissing everyone and everything and laughing our butts off. No better way to pass the time while on guard duty, or sitting in a fox hole or doing that hurry up and wait that the military is all about, or a weekend in the barracks because you already blew all of your paycheck and so you are waiting for payday so you can go off base again. Haha!
In civilian life you do not get to have that kind of banter with civies. They always get hurt and/or upset.
Keep up the great work!
I get what you're talking about,no one ever jokes or laughs at my job,everyones upright and wayyy-TOO-serious. The hurry up and wait stuff I don't miss,but,the ragging on each other,the banter and discussions on good topics I do miss.
I would like to see a Special Forces comedy show.
See all the funny stuff they have to say before, durning and after a mission.
Make sure The Way of The Gun (2000) gets on your list somehow. It's very underrated
Yes 🍻
Solid pre gwot veteran crime tail
Yes! I was going to recommend it too.
Cool ass movie
One of my favs
YES to the tail video, please! 🎉
We need a whole tactical driving series on:
- Losing a tail
- Tailing
- Avoiding collisions
- How to escape a disabled vehicle
And anything else you care to pass along ... you muscular bulbous heroes, you🙏🏻
22:49 Definitely want a video on vehicle tails.
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I'm never watching the movie but I was laughing so hard during this video I had coffee shoot out my nose. Im saving this one. 😂
I used the same principle for knife placement as with my TQs. I was told it was called the diver’s triangle, placement of emergency equipment in an area that can be easily accessed by both hands
I really enjoyed you holding yourself back, Buck 😂 You guys are just hilarious together and it reminds me of my time at the armed forces. Keep going!
thanks bro!
this flick should be called 'Joan Wick"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now that was funny. 🤣😂
Respectfully I love your show. I love how you guys correct Hollywood or just laugh at how all they have to do is ASK on how it should look but they don't. Keep up the great vids and if they give you sh*t tell them to next time hire you or friends of yours to get it right the first time.
The only thing I love more than watching my boys review a good show/movie… is you guys reviewing a bad one lol 😂😂
The knife slashing sounds are hilarious.
"You don't overhand a molotov"... awesomeness guys!
I enjoy when you guys break down great shows/movies.
I absolutely love it when you just destroy the bad ones.
Yes.
We definitely want a video on tailing and vehicle tactics!
17:45 I can't take anymore. I don't know how you guys can do this. You should be awarded the Pewter Waterwings.
I don’t think you guys talk too much. I love hearing it all. I kinda wish these videos were longer.
I just discovered your show and what made me watch. It was the name FNG I know I was going to like it as soon as I saw that.
I am listed in 73 and finally got to my duty station and 74. I was a bad ass dental hygienist in the rear with the gear on the USS never sail.
Love the show will keep watching it.
Thanks for your service guides
This is why my wife hates watching movies with me
I gave you guys the thumbs up for putting yourselves through that atrocity of a movie. I always watch props, the fire extinguisher in the bar scene weighed about a pound. Watch it bounce off the guy and hit the floor, it moved and sounded like an empty coffee cup. Good to hear Johnny Lee Miller is a good dude. My wife and I just finished all seven seasons of Elementary and thought he seemed decent.
I have always liked Jessica Alba, and I didn't think this was a terrible movie, but yeah... This was a low-budget 'paycheque' movie [although Alba herself is pretty rich] so a high level of accuracy and detail is not to be expected.
I don’t think Seal Team had a massive budget either to start but they pulled it off
@@williamflowers9435 Seal Team does not have a huge budget, they just have realism
this is a TERRIBLE movie. Right up there with The Wall. unwatchable
Bucks face shaking his head 2 minutes in 😀 Then his smile when Kurt mentions the hair ❤ he was just so happy to listen to him
literally lovely people and and an awesome channel also good for when you have Ptsd and spend a lot of time alone
Buck "loves" bad guys with facemasks..... 😂 First thing I thought when I saw the bad guys lol
22:26 yes please!!!!
That would be super fun.
on it!
I enjoy the professional critique and little snippets of information you provide. Thanks.
The law enforcement info was very Interesting to hear about
😂 im dying here.. i watch movies with my family and i cant help it but break down bullshit scenes vs reality and explain how so much shit is outright hilarious... i enjoyed this guys thanks for the laughs. 😂
22:33 you guys should watch Burn Notice, the show explains things like this in the main character’s narration.
You guys are killing me! I die laughing every time you guys starting ripping into bad movies. I’m a huge war movie guy so when I see a bad one I want to point out all its flaws like yall, so just hearing you guys gives me a kick. Please keep these videos coming. I’m also looking forward to more SEAL Team B&B!
If you guys are looking for recommendations there’s a French series Cœurs noirs (Black Hearts) and a British series Ultimate Force. It would also be nice to see you guys react to documentaries. Enjoy the show, see you next week.
Ultimate Force would be great to see
You guys are a riot. No train cocktails, no more. Haha. Haven't heard slice the pie in awhile. Good clip.
20:13 You get close on a team. Really close. 😂
I was about to watch the movie, so thank you for saving me two hours! Cheers, you guys are hilarious 😂
SHOOTER for B&B. (The Mark Wahlburg comedy)
just watched that last night
Two thumbs up for the tailing video, that would be awesome in this old veterans & new subscribers humble opinion. Finally a TH-cam channel that is willing to go the extra mile and produce some real life tactical content that the civilians population can learn from.
Much love, peace and blessings
You guys should react to 44 minutes based on the Hollywood bank robbery. From a tactical perspective and law enforcement perspective
2:05 Bro hoping Jessica Alba will reach out to him, lol.
Screw him I'm hoping she'll reach out to me.
Best video reaction of military movies ever! All military movies need military people consultants! I don’t care what the cost is, that’s the only way to keep it exciting!
A tailing video would be awesome!
It seems you guys have a lot of fun making this show, I think that's what makes it so dang watchable.
And yes do a video on tailing, please!
A video about tailing sounds 👍
Well, the US Army is churning out female Ranger School graduates like there's no tomorrow...soon it will be the Green Berets if it hasn't happened yet.
That’s what I thought. Laugh all you want. This is what the military is becoming.
Maybe they are planning to _"friendzone"_ the enemy... 😂😂😂
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I remember reading the blurb for this one and immediately thought "nope." Seems like I made the right call. Thank you for enduring this cinematic masterpiece so I didn't have to.
React to Atomic Blonde for a much better made female action movie.
It came out 3 years after the first John Wick, and was done by the same director (David Leitch).
But it never got a sequel, which is a damn shame bc Charlize is great in action.
Atomic Blonde isn't exactly a great film, but yeah, it's leagues ahead of whatever shite that Jessica Alba one is. Atomic Blonde at least has a decent budget, a lot of style, and pretty decent action, especially the apartment brawl.
I loved the fight scenes in Atomic Blonde . However there’s no way that she could’ve taken that kind of punishment in real life and come out on top , unless she was extremely lucky.
That’s the one thing I liked about it, the choreography of the fight scenes, not only in that movie but in others. Seriously though I’ve been in a lot of fights in my younger years and fighting big blokes than me I always got hammered
Legends, thankyou for your service.
She is not SPEC OPS she is CIA. How dare you say CIA Operators can't beat anyone. She can't shoot she is a knife fighter and knives are the Great equalizer for women not guns.
I would love to see a video on how to spot a tail!!!
I'm not military, but I truly love your beers and breakdowns. I learn alot and have a few good laughs at the same time. I always look forward to your episodes.
Keep up the good work.
It's a tragedy Jessica alba never whipped out her fun bags for a movie.
Who would want to see them anyway?
@@pontiacGXPfan I mean yeah you're right. She's 3 kids, 15 pounds and 10 years too late :/
@nukiesduke6868 one benefit to her being skinny is her boobs can't sag when she hardly has any
Never pull your punches. We are in this business to do the best we can and if it falls short let us know so we can fix it and do better. We need to hear the honest reaction it's how we learn. Keep doing what you do because it's a big help to us.
Yeah, but Jessica Alba is crazy hot, so 🤷♂️
Something in your intro and the 1% reality takes me to the Le-Bron and Bronny scenario.
Tail a car from the front advice... new subscriber right there. Well done boys.
These girl power movies need to be comedies or some other genre...
I’m a huge fan of beers and breakdowns which I get on a Monday as a Brit now in Australia. A suggestion for you is Ross Kemp in Afghanistan, he also did a show called ultimate force about the SAS but his documentaries about the Brit’s in Afghan are excellent.
I have no idea of how I landed onto this channel but my face hurts from smiling and laughing. Hell yes I subscribed!!! I have some binge watching to do.
"Biceps"??? Sure dude, sure! LOL! That was too funny.
You guys showed up on my TH-cam recommend and honestly, I watched it and I really enjoyed your reviews. Keep up the great work 😊
Keep it up fellas. I watch for the banter and the anecdotes, like about the knife. Also, the tailing techniques. Hilarious! I watch every one of your vids.
24:01 best thing I ever learned about tailing is that it's best with multiple vehicles that switch off.🎉
Great show guys. I really enjoy what you do. Not an SF dude, just an Army reservist from up in Canada!
this is funny af. I love this. We have had too many generations come with no exposure to "fighting for your life" other than watching Netflix shows, and so people actually now think Jessica Alba is a combat veteran and that women like her are dangerous. We need more "toxic men" explaining what is actually going on in the world while laughing. Good stuff.
I made those beeping sounds in the Army with the AT-4 (the 9mm training one). It helped alot with accuracy.
I don't know why you guys get comments about talking too much. The thing I enjoy most is you guys going off on a tangent based off whatever you're watching. Something you see reminds you of something and the next 5 minute rant or story is probably the most enjoyable part of the entire video for me. Keep on keeping on my guys.
“We watched it so you don’t have to” 😂 Me…immediately watched it 😂
I look forward to your beers and breakdowns every week! You guys dosing the breakdowns are way better than these movies for sure! The show’s tagline should be: “we watch terrible films, so you don’t have to”.
Now there's a line: "By the time the cops get there, it's already done." 👍🏼 (Thumbs up emoji test)
Your breakdowns are awesome. Great laughing material
I think that perhaps part of the problem with some military movies and shows like this one is that special operators in real life are so good at what they do especially against untrained enemies, to the point that you can't make a fight scene that is compelling because the special operators are so much better trained and more powerful than their enemy which goes against the traditional heros journey story where the protagonist is less powerful than the opposing force.
Stumbled on to this vid, so many laughs. Good stuff guys.
It's a lot of fun to watch You guys break down bad movies it cracks me up. I would like to see some of the stuff about spotting and losing a tail
You guys are doing a great job. Keeping it real and being entertaining. Very refreshing.
Tailing from in front: my buddy was coming home from a party in HS, there were drinks, middle of the night. My buddy made sure to signal as he entered a neighborhood. Came to a 4 way, signaled left so cop went left and he peeled right and then the lights came on but it was too late. No way that cop ever told anyone, very embarrassing hahah.
Hey guys! Although I know that the beers and breakdowns vibes is more giving commentary on inaccuracies and how a "green beret or Abel would react" I would love to see how you would all react to a "how to beat" survival situation, for example a horror movie we love/hate "The hills have eyes 2 (2007)"
A big problem is that none of the people making crap like this have ever really been punched by a real guy. Even if you are trained and expecting it - you are still shocked and it takes a bit to recover. And it hurts - a lot. They make it look so easy...