The clown one is actually a really good piece of art in itself... He's got a noose around his neck, and he's watering the tree it's tied to. "Artists live by their profession and bury their own grave because it doesn't pay much." I really like that image.
7:07 that was also me as a child, and I remember I loved being buried under groceries. I even remember going Clothes shopping and falling asleep within the pile of clothes in the cart... lmao
or one of those smiley potatoes that you're supposed to eat by ripping the jaw out, and then putting your tongue in the eyes before finally putting the whole thing in your mouth and imagining being a titan that's eating a screaming human or is that just what I do?
TH-cam:10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000p coments Me: can I see them TH-cam: nope
3:10 fun fact: in french the police nicknamed is "the chickens" In 1871 the headquarters of the police in Paris was moved to a former poultry market by which the old one was burnt down during the riots (riots of the common of Paris)
3:42 funniest part? This is Egypt. First time it’s snowed in... I don’t even remember. This guy waited all that time just to dump a snowball on his friend’s head.
Yuno literally killed alot of policeman with a katana soo i guess the joke is that they are using riot shields to counter the katana but the sad part is that those swats dont know that she might be packing a granade sense she is crazy like that XD
The thumbnail is the equivalent of artist pain. I can’t tell you how many times I draw a hand, wonder why it looks so wrong, then realize they’re backwards and contemplate why I draw in the first place.
5:20 The early PET bottles were made out of thinner plastic and the makers either couldn't or hadn't yet figured out how to shape them so they'd stand up on their own, so the bottles themselves had rounded bottoms and they had a stiffer plastic cup shaped thingy glued to the bottom so they could stand.
04:46 no.... why.... I mean, why would you even think of this awfully sad thing in such a way. With an image like that. That's not okay. I'm sad now...... I lost faith in Jack..... just don't ....... that is like- why? Why would you make this reference? Please
@@hinatashoyo7252 no sorry her name is Yuno Gasai the anime name is mirai nikki which means Future Diary. But Hay at least you know the anime name most people don’t.
I do not fear the wrath of anything as I can give out free divine wrath but hey, I can still feel pain and it’s a bit of an inconvenience for both of us so you’re awesome. Also you and the other people who do these videos (Yes, the editors too) deserve your own anime. It would be interesting to watch the knights of Emkay battle for their kingdom against things from r/bossfight using items from r/Itemshop and put in situations that are strange, terrifying, oddly satisfying, and other subreddits. And it shall be called: The knights of Emkay seriously somebody make this an actual thing and have them voice their characters.
9:34 For those who don’t know, Yuno Gasai (yes, that’s her name, not the title of the anime. She’s from Mirai Nikki or Future Diary) is a 14 year old yandere.
7:57 as some one who lives in Ohio (Jupiter) I’m glad we have snow because at least we don’t have 3 foot long giant spiders. -Sincerely, A person that lives in Ohio
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"I'm Jack, the snacc that smiles back"
HE DID IT, HE SAID THE THING
He did the funny
hmmm
he said it before
G O L D F I S H
He said the words of blessings
Emkay: "Don't click this video"
Everyone subbed to Emkay: *Don't tell me how to live my life*
exactly!
I’m not subbed but I watched
Don’t click this video
Don’t mind if I do
thank god im not sub
:v
“Life advice from Jack!~”
That honestly sounded like an epic jingle. I would totally watch a series of Jack giving bad life advice.
can emkay just do this series
The clown one is actually a really good piece of art in itself... He's got a noose around his neck, and he's watering the tree it's tied to. "Artists live by their profession and bury their own grave because it doesn't pay much." I really like that image.
4:46 that Fullmetal Alchemist reference made me both depressed and disturbed
that happy "🎵I am going...to hell🎶"
Same
It’s even worse when you remember that Nina is canonically three years old.
same
I was about to check if anyone got that reference or not
"Traffic lights of eternity"
That one guy: seems like a perfect Christmas tree! *grabs axe*
Bruh tell me why I thought it was a cool Christmas tree and then he said “traffic lights of eternity” and I was like WuT
hMmM
C h a r a X
I m w a t c h I n g y o u
Chara how many times have you died during genocide?
@Chiims it's Chara from the storyshift AU
I tapped this video so I didn’t do anything wrong
What about the kids in the basement
Wait that’s illegal
Same
Bro I have hypermobility and couldn't do the pose in the thumbnail.
I used a tap instead
"don't click this video"
how bout I do *_anyway_*
u madlad
You can make this a religon
How are you everywhere?
It said don’t click it
I must click it
It’s like someone saying don’t press the button and u still do it
Hello Avery
7:07
that was also me as a child, and I remember I loved being buried under groceries. I even remember going Clothes shopping and falling asleep within the pile of clothes in the cart... lmao
Jack: "How is that dog more jacked than me?"
Me: unless that dog's name is Jack, then Emkay Jack is the most jacked person I know.
Lol
Wait, if Jack is the Snack that smiles back, does this mean that Jack is a confirmed goldfish?
😳 no stop
Eeeeeee
The real question is.... *Colby jack or monterey jack?*
That... makes sense actually
or one of those smiley potatoes that you're supposed to eat by ripping the jaw out, and then putting your tongue in the eyes before finally putting the whole thing in your mouth and imagining being a titan that's eating a screaming human
or is that just what I do?
“Don’t click this video”
66,168 people: *”I’m about to do a pro gamer move.”*
lol
wow that's a weird beesuma
206567*
*taps*
214,414*
Toph: * makes a wrong turn*
The news two hours later: breaking news: giant rock in middle of road injures many
emkay: "dont click this video"
264,993 pepole: *"o k"*
‘As someone that lives in Australia which is pretty much the sun’
Me: yeah thats about right
TH-cam: 131 comments
Me: Can I see them?
TH-cam: Nope.
TH-cam: 894 comments
Me: Can I see them?
TH-cam: Nope.
TH-cam:10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000p coments
Me: can I see them
TH-cam: nope
It seems TH-cam is pulling a Reddit on y’all
replies also count as comments
Sort by new. That should work
3:10 fun fact: in french the police nicknamed is "the chickens"
In 1871 the headquarters of the police in Paris was moved to a former poultry market by which the old one was burnt down during the riots (riots of the common of Paris)
In Romania a term for the police are "the turkeys" not sure why tho
@@teodortaca6917 Ottoman Empire history
That was a literal perfect album cover.
EmKay: don’t click on this video!
160,879 people: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that.
"Don't click this video"
Me, an intellectual: ***taps the video***
(I'm not an intellectual)
@JustSomeYTuber I’m in the gang
You've became the very thing you swore to destroy
@JustSomeYTuber I am in the gang as well
"Don't click this video"
Me who was watching another Emkay video with auto play on that had this one next:
Ha. No taps or clicks at all!
Editors: "Don't click this video!"
Jack just trying to entertain: 😥
12:16 that's likely from a tornado or the deracho storm thing that went through Nebraska, Iowa, and Illinois mid August this year
It was the derecho, I'm sure.
EmKay : "Dont click this video"
155,235 people : Dont mind if i do
*Inhales* We are experiencing multiple Keter and Euclid level containment breaches. All on-site personal are requested to evacuate.
Video's title: "don't click this video."
Me: I'm about to do some r/MadLads stuff~
Well I’m not!
*clicks out of here*
You are a madlad my friend
@@jotarokujo-starplatinum6286 r/safelad???
7:55 I live in England and If you have snow it lasts about an hour then it’s mush that you can’t move through
over the course of i forgot how many years, i've learned the answer to every "why" question:
Why tf not-
why did you try smoking poison ivy?
why tf not
Why did you stab 71 potatoes and eat the mafya?
why tf not-
@@zentasyndrome8522 why did he drink a mixture of cat hair and milk?
why tf not?
@@bazookallamaproductions5280 why did you throw a whale into the atmosphere then create some origami?
Why tf not-
you guys get it-
11:20 When I saw the girls on the horses the first thing I though of was Saddle Club and I'm just glad Jack also thought of it.
9:31
Yuno without Yukki brings quite literally the death and rebirth of the world. Them shield people gonna die really quick
Tittle: “don’t click this video”
Auto play: *I’m about to do what’s called a pro gamer move*
Tittle
@@LeBongFairy what
me with it turned off: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
"We shall say, have a good day." Me and my birb.
4:47 Yes you frickin' are Jacque, yes you fricking are.
And he deserves it.
1:52 Impractical Jokers!! It's Sal! God, such a good show,,
9:33 that's yuno...she's gonna do a lot more than heart palpitations...if you still have a heart by the time she's done with you
Ah, another person of culture!
Emkay: dont click on this video
Me: *AUTOMATICALLY CLICKS ON THIS VIDEO*
same dude
I didn’t
@Alexander Wrobel lol
@@CaffineAdict2000 if you didn't then why did you comment here :)
"don't click this video"
me: ok....
5000 IQ: *touches screen instead*
r/madlads
AMATEURS!
*insert avengers theme song*
Types in the url
Marzia: *sees **1:53*
Also Marzia: I’m Marzia Kjellberg and I approve this image
4:50 Damn right you're going to hell for that. And I'm right behind you for laughing.
2:34 best part this is why i like jack so much he put alot of effort on voicing this video
3:31
thor taking shots at birds from the Bifrost bridge
Them: don’t click this video
Me: I AM A REBEL
among us profile picture
r/madlads
I'm a bit of a rebel myself
R/Floridaman
Hmmmmmmm
Emkay: "Don't click this video"
Me: That warning isn't stopping me because I can read and I can't give a flip.
3:42 funniest part? This is Egypt. First time it’s snowed in... I don’t even remember. This guy waited all that time just to dump a snowball on his friend’s head.
It hadn’t snowed in over 100 years
3:04 *”We’ll put that criminal in the roost!”*
That was also a dumb analogy. But I tried.
8:32 this is what happens when you clear your search history
9:32 I'm guessing that Jack doesn't know about future diary.
I knew this comment was here somewhere.
Yuno literally killed alot of policeman with a katana soo i guess the joke is that they are using riot shields to counter the katana but the sad part is that those swats dont know that she might be packing a granade sense she is crazy like that XD
Emkay: i want you inside me edward
Me: *Vietnam flashbacks*
10:06 plot twist, the titans that are scheduled to arrive mid December will actually include children's show characters
Title : don't click this video
Me: my goals are beyond your understanding
Is anyone gonna talk about how weirdly he said "helllo!"
gey hilloooo
@@sjgh.r That is not gay thats...
I dunno,transgender or pansexual?
Ali toprak Özdemir oops i think he changed his name
Its non binary I think
@@luminous4565 could be it,not sure though.
Toph invented metal bending. She can do anything
Yes.
Remember me?
4:45 happens
normal ppl: hmm... what?
men of culture: THE POWER OF SIENCE DAMANDS YOU TO *HALT*
9:28 when you have to inspect an skilled serial killer
Understatement here
3:33 **god fighting the gays**
The thumbnail is the equivalent of artist pain. I can’t tell you how many times I draw a hand, wonder why it looks so wrong, then realize they’re backwards and contemplate why I draw in the first place.
I relate to this on a spiritual level.
"Don't click this video"
You dare challenge me?
“I don’t really know any analogies with chickens”
It’s time to put this hen in the pen
5:20 The early PET bottles were made out of thinner plastic and the makers either couldn't or hadn't yet figured out how to shape them so they'd stand up on their own, so the bottles themselves had rounded bottoms and they had a stiffer plastic cup shaped thingy glued to the bottom so they could stand.
4:52 *YES, YOU ARE*
Me:”Clicks the video”
Also me: I am above the law
this joke has been made 48 million times i am sad now
@@VictoryForVi good you are now also above the law
It was 69 likes before I liked
@@thesearchforthemustache2589 and now its 69 again
@@imaynothaveabrain7570 I will dislike it so that it is at 68 likes
Have a great day everyone!! Don’t forget to try your best! Always be nice you never know what is happening in people’s lives. 😁
04:46 no.... why.... I mean, why would you even think of this awfully sad thing in such a way. With an image like that. That's not okay. I'm sad now...... I lost faith in Jack..... just don't ....... that is like- why? Why would you make this reference? Please
"ey what you got in the mail there?"
oh you know, just another child to add to my collection in the basement
"Don't click on this video"
Anyone with a brain: no
Why does Jack’s Russian accent sound like Dracula.
5:45 the timing was PERFECT to find this
Found the vampire
9:33 she's not cute, she's an actual murderer in the anime, it's called Future diary if you wish to check it out! Be warned, lots of blood
I think she's mirai nikki iinw(If im not wrong)
@@hinatashoyo7252 no sorry her name is Yuno Gasai the anime name is mirai nikki which means Future Diary. But Hay at least you know the anime name most people don’t.
Ooh! *blood!*
As someone who has read the manga and seen the anime, I still think she's cute 😍
I do not fear the wrath of anything as I can give out free divine wrath but hey, I can still feel pain and it’s a bit of an inconvenience for both of us so you’re awesome. Also you and the other people who do these videos (Yes, the editors too) deserve your own anime. It would be interesting to watch the knights of Emkay battle for their kingdom against things from r/bossfight using items from r/Itemshop and put in situations that are strange, terrifying, oddly satisfying, and other subreddits. And it shall be called: The knights of Emkay
seriously somebody make this an actual thing and have them voice their characters.
The thumbnail:
"Killer queen has already touched the mouse"
..
Oh no
Nobody:
My sims map after I put 28363 codes in: 8:52
I got that Amy Schumer ad where she eats a tampon and I just feel like that's perfect for this video.
Title: don’t click this video
Me forcing my hostages to click the mouse for me
Hold up
Wait a minute
Oh, That's nice
Modern problems require modern solutions.
1:51
Part from an episode of impractical jokers.
Also the traffic light thing I've seen a long time ago.
at 4:45 I actually screamed ''NO SHuuuuuuuuush''
I really like the way he says “Hillo” 🥺😆
"Mom can get have Guggenheim?"
"There's Guggenheim at home"
* Guggenheim at home *
12:08
Whats that
Everybody gangsta till someone clicks on vid
The way jack said hello in the beginning reminds me of that shop owner in the mountain from frozen and I love it lol
9:34 For those who don’t know, Yuno Gasai (yes, that’s her name, not the title of the anime. She’s from Mirai Nikki or Future Diary) is a 14 year old yandere.
Enkay: don’t click this video
84k people: are you challenging me
Nobody:
Q in sf3: 1:09
This subreddit truly makes me, Hmmm
7:57 hahaha, that's a regular Tuesday in winter, in Canada.
you should see what snowstorms look like.
1:25 If he really wanted to, he could probably do a really good kermit the frog impression
6:09 oh nice looks like one of kira's victims actually survived
"Don't click on this video"
Don't tell me what to do.
When you realize he made a goldfish joke 0_0
Also, picturing sal sounding like that is hilarious 1:58
I don't know why, but every time Jack's laugh slides into the 'raptor squee range, I get sympathetic resonance in my naughty areas.
i-
me thinking to my self how i watched this video in 6,30 minutes
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
“Dont click this video” me InTeReStInG
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ooh~ 2:46 the ✨classic✨ dreamcore photo~!
That little hello in the beginning made my whole day
I was wondering why there's so many TVs in my woods
Welcome to another episode of "Where did quaratine bring me?"
T o
h e l l
The title “exist”
Me:”That sign can’t stop me cause I can read!”
5:33
We like to party
We like, we like to party
11:51 i want that chair too
7:57 as some one who lives in Ohio (Jupiter) I’m glad we have snow because at least we don’t have 3 foot long giant spiders.
-Sincerely, A person that lives in Ohio