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I want Robin to narrate one of these episodes with that British accent- the whole video.
Good idea
Please god no
@@Klonoa1488 why though?
yeeeeeeeessss
@@Klonoa1488 what's with the Russian flag?
My mom just watched the trial for that husband murdering writer. She kept laughing at how stupid the idea of writing down and publishing your plans was....and THEN murdering your husband.
She wrote the book first. Then followed the steps in it to actually commit the crime.
Well she had to test the method, of course
@@randomguy11518 it's just crazy that she used the method in her book and step by step at that. She should have come up with a sequel...of another method.
So she liked The Shining
Add some steamy sex scenes and you've got Basic Instinct IRL. :0
Reverse OJ Simpson
yeah, the only people who complained about thor's weight gain were actually complaining about the fat jokes and unaddressed depression/ptsd thor clearly had, not thor being fat.
Tbh some people in this world are into that soo... Its its good for them!
I was reading this and the clip played
2:38
It does happen where there’s only one person on a rig, it is rare in high population areas and is far from ideal. However, the other EMT (or medic) was probably taking care of the one who had the heart attack
that's what I thought too, the second EMT is tending to the one going thru a heart attack, so the only option was having the injured man drive (seems like his injury isn't life threatening).
Yes, CPR was happening.
4:02 Fun fact, Pill bugs arent insects, they are actually crustaceans
Actually isopods
What kind of sauce do you eat that with?
@@SoukaDeezNutz hot sauce cus i like my bugs spicy
@@corydora_catfish Isopods are crustaceans, but yes
@@SoukaDeezNutz I have heard they taste like shrimp so whatever you think goes well with shrimp
Opposing coach: “there has to be a rule against wielding a machete during the game!”
Ref: “no, sorry. But don’t worry, there are rules against violence.”
Machete player: “I’m going to kill the first person who guards me.”
Ref: “see, we’ll be able to kick him out right after he does that.”
(Machete player scores 92 goals in the game. It would have been more, but he was really bad at football/soccer)
Pretty sure there's a rule of what equipment is allowed, and I'm pretty sure machete isn't on that list. Plus you also have national laws against weapons in certain regions. Just because you're playing a game doesn't mean national laws don't apply.
@@Liggliluff Dawg, it's a fuckin joke
@@Liggliluff do you understand the concept of a joke?
@@Liggliluff I mean, we can pretend he's a professional boxer and he could snap someone's spine and send them to their death bed with a single punch so the threat still stands.
@@rawrwata5289 our slash whoooooosh
The thumbnail is one of those “checkmate” moments lol
connor how many people called you a "bot"
@@isappycracks I don’t think people call him a bot
bot
@@RoyalEric see theres one person who just called him a bot this is not rigged
Bot
Hol’Up? Man, I’m getting flashbacks to that time I worked as a Pixar VHS saleperson.
Wha
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bread 👍
Wheat.
Cheese
2:40 Drumsticks are the equivalent of our calves, which, as far as I can tell, are part of our legs. The confusing bit is the word "back". I don't want to eat any chicken that has enough limbs to justify differentiating between "back" and other legs...
no its a chicken drumstick costume its for your wii controller
Some people prob confuse the wings (the limb) with drumsticks, as both drumsticks and wings (the limb) are used to make bone-in wings (the food often covered in barbecue sauce or buffalo sauce or stuff)
At 3:24, he actually wears it like in panel 3. This is for the episode where Spongebob is fired, "Spongebob you're fired". Here's the script for it.
Mr. Krabs: Squidward, I'll have you know, [put SpongeBob's hat on the top of his eye stalks] I was five times "golden spatula" in the navy, [He holds up the spatula, still attached to SpongeBob's hand] so I'll be running the grill. [It catches on fire.] Ooh!
Yeah, but I feel like I have seen him use it as from panel 1. I don't know why but I have watched like 90% of the episodes and panel 1 seems almost real.
2:52
I remember seeing a donald duck comic that said their mother was actually an astronaut that was seemingly experiencing time faster. The years for the kids were only days to her.
And then DuckTales 2017 happened
The last one reminds me; going down the street, seeing a sign "menswear", and thinking, They certainly do.
the short credit scene always got me, its like suddenly the power shut off while i was doing something
"there are 4 types of guys" the loyal, the playboy, the single and the one that takes every pic without being in it
no i'm pretty sure they're all in the picture, just that the fourth guy is suspiciously close to one of the other boys
9:12 I swear, Spotify knows me too much. The playlist radio they gave me based on my favorite playlist is too...accurate. like where tf did they pull "now I'm going to bark at you" remix when I literally barely have any danganronpa songs in that playlist? and don't hit me with the app tracking. I don't have it on.
plus they offer me the best songs possible. Spotify- are you a literal mind-reader?
10:32 our name is pronounced "Al kighda"
Hol up
Really, "thank god I'm an athiest" guys, we need a new joke.
I think the athiest community needs to comes together to come up with atleast 3 jokes so we have a few others to pull from.
@Александар Миловић ok so we got 2.
Looks like it was shadow-censored. We've still got just the one.
@@dehumanizedanomaly3413 oof
@@an8strengthkobold360 Atheists say "oh my God" when something is unbelievable... Also, that's the shitty thing about meeting Christians is that you can never find a lion at the time... Or, to go the route of Anthony Jeselnik, "I knew her Biblically, by which I mean I didn't believe a word she said..."
oh my science
8:55 It’s just a piece of graphite i.e. a block of carbon.
It itself isn’t radioactive but might still have a lil bit of radioactive material on it though.
Actually over time it gets turned partially into c14 by the ionizing radiation, becoming itself radioactive.
Every living thing contains c14 in trace amounts, but this block has way more.
Iirc the graphite was the shit that was closest to the radioactive stuff soooo
9:38 how to get lots of money
1: have 4 childrens
2: enter the StarCraft tournament
3: tell them to try and get 5th-8th place
4: claim the prize
5: turn it into money
6: profit
6:14 Yamaha: you want an electric drum kit too?
Peugeot: did you know we also sell top of the line pepper mills and wine bottle openers
3:29 “Good grief! He’s naked!”
8:35 at some point season 1 of the mandolorian was too
fun fact! pill bugs arent actually bugs, theyre closely related to crustaceans (though they do look like bugs lol)
i will never trust animal crossing again
you mean rolly polly
@@sisyphus69420 rolly polly is another name for the pill bug, so yes
what is a pillbug if not a land shrimp
There is no true definition of bug really. There’s a family called “true bugs” but it doesn’t have shit like ants and beetles so it’s not that useful. So what is and isn’t a bug depends on who you ask
"Thank God" is a request. The speaker is requesting that the listener (presumably a theist) thanks God.
Yes, I love overanalyzing thumbnails.
No it’s not, you over analyzed nothing
@@ryansargent6530 despite being a combination of "no" and "thing" in both meaning and spelling, "nothing" is often pronounced "nuh-thing" rather than the more obvious "no-thing".
NOW I overanalyzed nothing. Happy?
Or it's just force of habit.
@@PowerStar004 i am overjoyed, some may say gruntled.
I say it when I see something that can't be believed. Like gods.
I'm not requesting anything. I'm saying that it's impossible. Just like gods existing.
We are MOCKING Christians when we say that.
6:00 I'm convinced it is head-canon that his actual ears are under the headphones, they're just shaped like sphincters that are very hard to see unless he's actively moving the muscles that motorize them.
If that college graduate is a guy, that might be his way of coming out. “Total people kissed: 12”, “Girls kissed: 0”. He’s saying he’s been kissing boys. If I’m right about this, I’d say congratulations are in order, not “I’m sorry, man”.
11:53 Dude i have that thing in my history school textbook ,(like the exact page of the image) i literally recognized it immediately XDD
Me too
@@sonofapan0738 Lol nice
I just searched the TV man and apparently there was a swarm of bees after he went to the witch for help.
So it's even weirder: it's not even magic, the witch somehow had honey and poured it on his head.
12:02 You do not see, Robin. The eye sees you
As an atheist, I still say oh my god because I grew up Christian and it clicks better than swearing to science
Oh my science...
Atheist here. I say "Oh my god" when something is unbelievable. Like gods.
I'm an atheist as well, and oh my god is part of my daily vocabulary. It's more convenient.
Same
@@leaczinkota1979 Yes, even if I didn't say it, it would slip out of my mouth anyway
7:08 "Why the hell would you want that?"
*country rock music plays*
"So let's dew it!"
2:24
Chick-fil-a customer service: finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
8:20 Well that's BBC. Most drinkable water in Singapore are treated from waste water or imported from Malaysia because of the lack of freshwater.
1:20 Pretty Furry, Very Furry, and Furry are the most common types of furries. I have met many a furry, my friend is one and I like to go to furry cons with him, I like to discuss manga with the local wildlife. I’ve met only two Nekos. I am still not sure if they use neko for just cat in Japanese (its true meaning) or because it is short for Nekomata, a yokai. But the first neko was just a cheap furry. The second one just really thinks that a cat tail and cat ears is cute, that’s all.
They are very diverse creatures, I’ll tell you what. I should start documenting them like David Attenborough. They are genuinely nice, but also very very strange. Could be fun. I dunno. I’d make another “local wildlife” joke, but I don’t want to overuse it.
you are just like me trying to make history
oh yeah remember some furries got nanomachines for faces, i know that because i am one of these
@@isappycracks but who's to judge? From right to wrong.
@@ChaoticNoob-xm8gv When our guard is down, I think we’ll both agree!
@@guts60 that violence breeds violence.
3:56 this is the prequel to shark lava and boy girl
Their children
I- uh,,, uhm -dujh ughh uhm
0:15 how fitting for someone named Robin to say this
Hes getting revenge
1:41 Thank the invisible man that goes away with enough sanity medication. If only the people who have their imaginary shared friend would just shut up, the world would be a better place.
3:00 I guess that's what they mean when they talk about hitting The Rock bottom
Our cat used to get into the garbage all the time. The final time she did, my dad found her, so he picked up the can, put the lid on, shook it up, and dumped her onto the porch. She never got in the trash again lol.
$35 an hour just to go to the backrooms?! Sounds good to me!
I didn't get that one. Movie reference?
12:14 is it weird that I instantly I don’t know what the Internet and mainly Reddit and Twitter has done to me but the fact that I instantly got that concerns me
So where was the 4th dude?
@@pantherplayz5958 uhh...
@@darigames2859 please tell us
@@pantherplayz5958there are two variants.
First one: he's posting.
Second one: he's being hugged by other dude.
@@Anty_PrazaOr he's swimming. He's still in the picture though. We just can't see him.
4:11 I grew up in a house that was built on top of the headquarters of those. Literally. Rolly-Pollys, Potato Bugs, call them what you wanted, but they were *everywhere* . I used to collect them in my hand, see how many I could get. I miss those lil guys. ❤❤
holy crap, they're called potato bugs? That sounds adorable
10:58 I like to believe the sign is what caused this, as based on given context (none), it probably is (distracted by sign, swerved or something, boom).
7:34 i think he meant like the helmet of a hasmat suit
Cat, the stealer of nourishment, maker of guilt.
"CHECK FOR CAT ARM B4 CLOSING"
*Meanwhile me who loves crunching ASMR* :
Father: Timmy what have you done?!!
_After showing him this comment_
Father: Do it again
@@blesskurunai9213 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh no, Starcraft is really hard. I've played the campaign and struggled after like the 4th or 5th mission, because you can only control like 20 units directly. So you are needing to constantly micromanage the units and it is just a pain. Depending on the number of players in the tournament, it could be anywhere from "Practice for months just to quit at 5th place." to "Give up there's to many you'll likely get creamed".
starcraft 1 or 2?
@@MasterKohga5063 Starcraft. With Starcraft 2 they have some more streamlined systems, the big one being that you can control a lot more units then in the original. So you aren't running around trying to keep all of your units moving, plus if you have problems in SC2 campaign you can just change the difficulty to learn the mission.
I still haven't learned how to micro properly so I can't get past a certain level in SC. I'll likely need to look at a guide to get through them all as it currently is.
4:44 if you want more roasts just search that German song named "Bling Bling" and look at the comments
as a soccer player, there are in fact no rules about on field machetes
1:26 because I’m a procrastinator
2:59 "I didn't know Dwayne was a bottom 😃"
Robin makes us all finally kinda like life with these side
Notes of his
0:42 that actually looks really good.
0:30 free cancelation should not need to be specified. If I don’t want something, I shouldn’t have to pay to stop. Granted, IDK what that is about
I think they mean like, if you cancel 5 minutes before your booking. Because that’s reasonable to have to pay for
11:28 "no one ever complained about dadbod Thor, trust me"
except that one person that thinks it's their responsibility to hate literally everything
So just people on twitter then
The only person I knew of that hated dad-bod Thor was an in-law who was furious that Marvel was destroying what made him masculine/a god by making him depressed, overweight, and weaker than Captain Marvel. But given that he is a mysogynist, it's no small wonder why he feels that way....
8:12 bro turned into Starscream from transformers prime 😂
Must be one of those four-legged chickens that no one can catch.
The cat arm...but its your little siblings finger watch out for mama's belt 😂
8:29, should I search it up?
4:22 Still a better love story than Twilight...
Sparkle and Peter Parker (no I'm not joking)
6:13 What about Bic? The office supply, lighter, and razor company?
5:04 Shut up!They are PAYING!
You get to explore Backrooms AND get payed!Do you realise how long does it take to get out of there?You'll be rich by the time you get out!
Also,35$ is a good offer
But you never get out
1:17 Does that mean this dog who might be him can consent? Or does it mean he don't need to get other dog's consent?
Atheist here (the good kind, that respect other beliefs), I still say stuff like "thank god" and stuff.
wait your an atheist IM A CHRISTIAN oh wait you respect other beliefs so your a cool atheist nice
@@isappycracks really thought a war was about to start until I read the whole sentence lol
@@Knockoffedd4581 if you want to see a war just comment "dream was cheating and he sucks at minecraft" in a dream smp video
It's everyday vernacular. Also, that line in the video is a joke that has been told many times. Possibly most famously by Ricky Gervais during the sign off at the end of his last (?) time hosting the Golden Globes.
Who thinks that "OMFG" and the like are actually meant to refer to any deity, anyway?
GOD I WAS TAKING A SIP OF SPRITE WHEN 6:41 HAPPENED AND I LAUGHED TOO HARD AND THE SPRITE FLEW EVERYWHERE AND MY NOSE BURNS TOO
BOY DO I HAVE A STORY FOR YOU.
So when I was maybe 9-10 I had a little sister who was about 3 years younger than me who was a furry. I was clueless and my mom hadn't told me anything about.. aha.. actions in the bedroom..? Skip ahead to Christmas, I got an amazon gift card and my sister had been asking for a pink fox tail and ears set for her birthday (a week after Christmas), and so of course I had to take her little wish into my hands and hop onto amazon and decide to buy her the little set she'd been asking for. I had NO IDEA which one she wanted so I clicked the first one I saw and without checking with my parents bought it instantly. Lets just say a week later a but-plug with a pink fox tail attached to it and a pink collar showed up at out door.
As for the Ambulance driver situation (2:36), if the driver had a heart attack, who was trying to resuscitate him, probably the OTHER EMT...
We need a compilation or a whole video of any subreddit with Robin impersonating J. Jonah Jameson
I hope robin actually has a name plate on his desk that actually says Robin A Emkay Reddit detective
11:40 yoo where Mike hawk and Mike oxlong at?
4:05 "that's one of the few bugs I'm ok with"
It's not even a bug it's a crustacean Lmao
It's cute tho
There is no true definition of bug really. There’s a family called “true bugs” but it doesn’t have shit like ants and beetles so it’s not that useful. So what is and isn’t a bug depends on who you ask
The graphite is a sponge that may have absorbed various stuff (fission makes about 20 different elements, and the carbon absorbed neutrons and changed its atomic mass and number a little). Modified carbon (nitrogen, oxygen) tends to have thousand year-ish half lifes and isn't particularly nasty (long half life = fewer radioactive decays per second and thus danger). The short half life stuff is gone already. But some fission products, like Cs-137 have half-lives in the 'sweet spot' of a few years, and you need to have it go about 10 half lives before it's down by a factor of 1024 into reasonability. For Cs-137 that's radioactive for 30y * 10 or 300 years. If it was irradiated iron or stainless steel, you'd have Co-60 which is crazy radioactive for 5yr * 10 or 50 years, hence its use in the design of salted nuclear weapons to make the Earth uninhabitable.
Ambulances can be manned with 1 emt, but can't be charged into insurance unless there's 2 emts in the Ambo
3:34 in the show he wears it like 2 and 4
It's always amusing to me when people say animals in comparison as if humans aren't a type of animal. Spoiler: We are part of the mammal category of animals.
hell yeah my fellow sciencer
"What do you think of me?"
I think a bird might have a grudge against cats
2:59
I mean, it was all there during his wrestling days. One of his moves WAS "The Rock Bottom"
11:15 That's the best thorbod...
I just wish he'd have loads more body hair to be closer to mythology's Thor sexy levels
I strangely agree... It odd but some people are into that. But why is he overweight?
@@kingoffire105 he was depressed coz he thought he was to blame that Thanos won
1:10
Lakh is actually a division of the Indian number system, its basically 100,000
And Rs 12 Lakh is not as expensive as you think, due to the giant gap between the Indian and American currency.
9:26 "The dog absorbed the artifact"
6:17 Clorox makes cleaning products and decorative floor matts.
5:10 What room is that? Backroom? What horrors?
So basically.. a creepypasta where you glitch out of the real world and end up there, with various levels going up to like the octillions. The first level is basically an endless hallway with various monsters when travelling farther.
1:52 so we gonna talk about what was originally there?
I always go through a criminal background check when I get a new job.
But the only thing I'm guilty of is stealing girls' hearts in high school.
And a liver that one time.
12:40 this person was also a caterer. a guest for my food class told us about it.
I didn't know Dwayne was a bottom?
That's the only way one should react to that post.
Dwayne "Takes Cock" Johnson
I've always figured he was a pillow-biter...
Haven't watched yet but it's gonna be a banger and I know it.
I'm pretty sure the 'kicker' on the drumsticks, is it's back legs only, as if... chickens also had front legs. Lol
6:24 Don’t forget about GE, maker of lightbulbs, appliances, locomotives, and machine guns.
37th time asking:get all the narrators together in like a discord call and review r/justguysbeing dudes together. Like get Emkay crew, the EZPZ guys,Damien of DeeLee,all of them. Even Lexi.
oh so we will forget danny?
The Click!!!!!!!
And before anyone calls me out, Danny is part of EzPz, Ask EmKay is part of EmKay,and although Lexi may not be a guy,,she is still one of the guys.
@@Punky_TallKnightStan im talking about DANNY DEEZ NUTS
@@Punky_TallKnightStan wait danny gonzalez is on EzPz?
(6:50) I don't get the idea of only the woman being special at the wedding. They're supposed to both be equally important.
3:04 He's not, that's why Jason has to work at convincing him.
Why is cursed stuff so enjoyable
Dang it cat stop reaching between the sides!
10:11
Netflix:are you still watching
Somebody's daughter:
Ayo!!❗️❗️🤨📸📸💨❗️⁉️⁉️☠️☠️📸
2:27
watching this from inside an ambulance station-- emt's work in pairs (as far as i know. i just spend a lot of time in the station since my mom is an emt and im starting ride-alongs soon), unless someone is out and no one can cover at all. 95% of the time, there is at least two people working in the ambulance at a time since they need someone driving and someone in the back
6:00 *ALSO..... What's holding up his glasses?*
9:33 As of June 6, 2022.....$31,366.90 each. 25 for $784,172.50
The camera man
robin literally sounds like metal gear solid 3 snake at 12:48
01:09 Maybe another hold up is that the japanese guy spent rs(Indian currency) and not yens (japanese currency)
PLEASE THE OUTRO BEING LIKE- ONE SECOND HAS ME DYING-
“Laughter I barely know her” yes because you left-her.
Left her sounds like laughter