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  • @GrayStillPlays
    @GrayStillPlays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10260

    I don't even know what to say about the ways I managed to die...

    • @mattglass2719
      @mattglass2719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Keep up the good work Gray!

    • @JoMiMi_h
      @JoMiMi_h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      (Repost as a reply)
      Hey Gray, are you under evacuation orders from Hurricane Dorian, considering you live in Cape Coral?

    • @danehedman5706
      @danehedman5706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      When you open up a game and the first thing you see is a sperm and a egg. “Awwww this is going to get special.”

    • @rainyriver
      @rainyriver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I ask myself that all the time.

    • @sauce2789
      @sauce2789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Make more universe simulator 2

  • @Valtharr
    @Valtharr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3166

    I love how Gray literally can't fathom that his first choice actually rejected him

    • @GrayStillPlays
      @GrayStillPlays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +768

      I thought she just had a really good sense of humor.

    • @eggyboy6038
      @eggyboy6038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      😂

    • @margaretwilson8736
      @margaretwilson8736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      HAHA yah Theatre major that had a crush on a teacher ZOINKS

    • @supremejack4497
      @supremejack4497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@GrayStillPlays Just goes to show you are not funny.

    • @brookep17
      @brookep17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Been looking for this comment 😂😂

  • @sonni6181
    @sonni6181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15433

    _"I'm picking every worst possible option"_
    *Picks dad*

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Yep lol

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      Saying dad is usually the wrong choice

    • @dough2903
      @dough2903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      NobodyLikesYouAnd Nobody Did life tell you that? 😂😂😂

    • @no__ob7456
      @no__ob7456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@dough2903 yes

  • @thatsjustdappourocketiquet2819
    @thatsjustdappourocketiquet2819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3073

    “What is this, selling drugs?”
    *Competitive weed dealing*

    • @moistsocks2188
      @moistsocks2188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      XDDDDDD

    • @hsides1511
      @hsides1511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @girlscangame2333
      @girlscangame2333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’d win then 😏

    • @maneuveraviator007_3
      @maneuveraviator007_3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So whoever gets the most money or the last person who is not in jail wins?

    • @ExDud
      @ExDud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I am a swimmer and all my friends think I’m a drug dealer so this fits me perfectly.

  • @joelz1260
    @joelz1260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    3:56
    "What kind of a job is cash registers"
    *Sad squidward noises*

  • @rnguice3489
    @rnguice3489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5357

    Gray "I smoked 150 cigarettes."
    Also Gray: has 300,000,000 kids

    • @user-zs6zy6ne5n
      @user-zs6zy6ne5n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Yellow Jello that's what iam thinking😂

    • @ddudebro
      @ddudebro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      O-O

    • @flamx8776
      @flamx8776 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Yellow Jello same😂

    • @BlueRoseAFK
      @BlueRoseAFK 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @banned from life wooosh

    • @koroanime2091
      @koroanime2091 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @banned from life are u 9

  • @Etceterotic
    @Etceterotic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5458

    Gray: I wanna be a painter!
    Gray’s parents: Get a real job.
    Gray: I wanna be a writer!
    Gray’s parents: No, get a real job.
    Gray: *becomes an up-and-coming TH-cam gamer out of spite*
    I N S P I R A T I O N A L

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Etceterotic Ironically I wanted to be both an artist and writer growing up. Except my parents were supportive and I’m majoring in Graphic Design now. 😎
      (Which isn’t to say it wouldn’t have happened otherwise, I’m just a sensitive person and the support helped a lot emotionally)

    • @prestonsamson3674
      @prestonsamson3674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Etceterotic really thought this was going to be a hitler reference

    • @KiotheCloud
      @KiotheCloud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@prestonsamson3674 Good one i see someone does his research :D

    • @alizeica519
      @alizeica519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *O U T S T A N D I N G M O V E*

    • @zetjet9901
      @zetjet9901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Preston Samson
      *OH*

  • @overstack7128
    @overstack7128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1522

    "what is love"
    A - Baby don't hurt me
    B - No more

    • @tarahdactyl8937
      @tarahdactyl8937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The game cheats. Both those answers are right

    • @Cognitive_player
      @Cognitive_player 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Mike MacNeill F respects

    • @velvetbrainhaze
      @velvetbrainhaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mike MacNeill G: Never gonna make you cry

    • @gharnox8210
      @gharnox8210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@velvetbrainhaze H: Never gonna say goodbye

    • @makaalbarn7258
      @makaalbarn7258 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      P: Nobody Love Me

  • @howdytherestranger2139
    @howdytherestranger2139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    “I want to be a painter”
    “Why don’t you choose a real hobby”
    “I’ll smoke my days away”
    “Why don’t you do something productive with your time”
    “Well I WANTED to be a painter but okay”
    What a literal mood

  • @sillypossibility7301
    @sillypossibility7301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3345

    "My parents told me to get a real job"
    Boy oh boy I bet they are proud of you today

    • @nanaki-seto
      @nanaki-seto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      If youtube gets back to how it was like 4 years ago or so we will have a generation of kids saying they want to be a professional youtuber when they grow up and their parents are gona be oh hell yes !!

    • @TheInsomniaddict
      @TheInsomniaddict 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@nanaki-seto Except that won't happen. There might be some other service that'll replace it, but you run into the same issue as with rock stars.

    • @crazyivan512
      @crazyivan512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      heck ... now there are places that have TH-cam summer camp, where you can send your kids to learn how to be youtubers

    • @nanaki-seto
      @nanaki-seto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TheInsomniaddict have you been keeping up with jorg sprave the youtube union etc ? It very well could in fact happen. TH-cam is backed against a wall at this point

    • @The-Spaceducky
      @The-Spaceducky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      crazyivan512 cool

  • @caitlyn2122
    @caitlyn2122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2063

    "I wanted to be a painter but you didnt like that you Jackass"
    I told my mom I wanted to be doctor and she said "Like you could be one."

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Eh, i kinda stop trying... I will just wait for something more useful in life than watching anime. 😅

    • @lilybrideau7604
      @lilybrideau7604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I told my mom I wanted to be a teacher and she just said “No you dont.”

    • @VermillionRedd
      @VermillionRedd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @rainbaiyu
      @rainbaiyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IG?

    • @TheInsomniaddict
      @TheInsomniaddict 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@lilybrideau7604 That's something I'd agree with if you want to become an elementary or highschool teacher. Teaching people is great but being a teacher isn't. At least in my area expect to be a substitute for a decade before maybe getting a permanent job. Teaching is a field that a lot of people go into, but it's not a field that rewards based on competency.
      If you do go for a teaching degree aim to become an instructor for adults or work for an organization that provides after school services, or go into an ESL program. Unless your area needs teachers you'll probably have a better life doing that.

  • @daaave_
    @daaave_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    “How come it locks out some of the others?”
    Somebody has never been to school....

    • @Adam_adenvetures1555
      @Adam_adenvetures1555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      yep
      oh the groups
      all the DAMN SCOOL GROOPS
      rap with me!!!
      NERDSJOCKSCOOLKIDSBRATSIDIOTSTEACHERSPETSARTKIDSLONERSAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYMACARENA

    • @eden-.-3483
      @eden-.-3483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Adam_adenvetures1555 "tea" wtf

    • @fridamunoz2947
      @fridamunoz2947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@eden-.-3483 it says teacher's pet

    • @eden-.-3483
      @eden-.-3483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fridamunoz2947 wow, I'm so stupid :'D

    • @shannonhewins
      @shannonhewins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@eden-.-3483 yes you are

  • @Exceltiaawesome
    @Exceltiaawesome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    I laughed out loud like a hyena when I saw smoking as a college major please help

    • @irl1966
      @irl1966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@miso-ge1gz u 2 good name

  • @GiantParfait
    @GiantParfait 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2471

    8:35 The travel path is blocked it requires freedom
    Bruh

    • @ateasewiththecheese2140
      @ateasewiththecheese2140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      It's referring to he ain't got no freedom cause he's married.
      brUh

    • @GhostGlitch.
      @GhostGlitch. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      AJ D I travel way more now that I'm not single personally

    • @GiantParfait
      @GiantParfait 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@GhostGlitch. exactly my point, haha. Same

    • @myst1c164
      @myst1c164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      At ease with the cheese b o o m e r h u m o r
      W I F E B A D

    • @allat871
      @allat871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ateasewiththecheese2140 ok boomer

  • @HomoLegalMedic
    @HomoLegalMedic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5594

    You smoked 150 cigarettes? HONEY, YOU SMOKED 150 PACKS, THAT'S 3000 CIGARETTES...

    • @Creatorsan
      @Creatorsan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      And one cigarette is 4000+ chemicals.. oh boy..

    • @dracenas6625
      @dracenas6625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@Creatorsan well not that much, but still a lot.

    • @TheSouthwestBoyz
      @TheSouthwestBoyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      Smokes 3k cigs "Why did smoking kill me"

    • @alexanderzhmurov9624
      @alexanderzhmurov9624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      After the first few hundred the math goes out of the window...

    • @HomoLegalMedic
      @HomoLegalMedic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@dracenas6625 Actually, when burned, cigarettes create more than 7000 chemicals. Whereas there's only 600 is in the actual unlit cigarette. About 70 are known to cause cancer...

  • @ahfreshair9242
    @ahfreshair9242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    “Only people that ride on things can be my friend”
    -Sincerely, Gray 2019.

    • @michellekiger3694
      @michellekiger3694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What type of riding we talking? ÷l

    • @user-mp6xl7ge5j
      @user-mp6xl7ge5j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *applause*

    • @fanpet3912
      @fanpet3912 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michellekiger3694 that's the joke

  • @MrJaco2a
    @MrJaco2a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +980

    Uma dumped you bro! She laughed because you wanted to make it official.

    • @forgemakesstuff2734
      @forgemakesstuff2734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RusticMinded I want to like this but you’re at 666 and i don’t want to ruin it

    • @HaHaHaxP100
      @HaHaHaxP100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maya Bauer same lmao i liked it then i saw your comment so i unliked it

  • @TheShinyDude
    @TheShinyDude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2662

    "Why did swiping kill me?"
    It’s because someone said "Swiper no swiping"

    • @mejbishow5297
      @mejbishow5297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i thought about that too

    • @officialclownbusiness7788
      @officialclownbusiness7788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jesse 'Dylan did the Impossible' Edwards it's because some people stab theives.

    • @apersonwithagoogleaccount571
      @apersonwithagoogleaccount571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      frick I Don’t wanna like because there’s 666 likes

    • @qxe1328
      @qxe1328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *swiper no sniping*

    • @radxianixe
      @radxianixe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "it was dora!"
      **gasp**
      *_"MISS EXPLORER!"_*

  • @Kawber
    @Kawber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1413

    Probably ended up with my life

    • @Dylan-Frost
      @Dylan-Frost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hold up

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Could be worse. You could be like me, where you do everything right and the outcome is still always wrong.

    • @beanbag6799
      @beanbag6799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      gray should definitely put his big toe in my mouth sock

    • @RickSanchez-gg1to
      @RickSanchez-gg1to 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BETA MALE

    • @PokeFan17000
      @PokeFan17000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Issue: You're in the video and you don't like it.*

  • @haley836
    @haley836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    When are we going to tell him that the first girl rejected him lol

  • @phoebe3575
    @phoebe3575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    “I’m picking Theatre because it sounds like something that could either make you a millionaire or homeless”
    Me, a theatre student: I think I fall under the homeless category but oh well too late now

    • @alexanderwheeler3943
      @alexanderwheeler3943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As someone with theatre friends, and intends to be a writer himself... I get that

    • @Super-Shafs
      @Super-Shafs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I also majored in theater, but I did eventually get s job as an actor
      And then they fired me without explaining why, no joke

  • @amcghie7
    @amcghie7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1299

    Young Gray: "I want to be a painter when I grow up!"
    Gray's Parents: "Hmm, have you considered getting a real job instead?"
    Gray: *BECOMES TH-camR*
    I bet they're proud.

    • @GygasDistruttore
      @GygasDistruttore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      What is a video, if not a moving painting???
      IN a sense, Gray has achieved his dream.

    • @amcghie7
      @amcghie7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@GygasDistruttore Gray is definitely the Bob Ross of the 21st Century

    • @roblox_guy_1015
      @roblox_guy_1015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@amcghie7 you mean the bob ross of death

    • @supremejack4497
      @supremejack4497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Least It's not gender studies.

    • @theskullicorn4588
      @theskullicorn4588 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      H

  • @waterunderthebridge7950
    @waterunderthebridge7950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    When he’s so confident that he’d rather believe that he had two wives than the fact that the first one rejected him xD

  • @julesnpva9455
    @julesnpva9455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    "I'm gonna pick theatre because it sounds like something that would either make us millionaires or make us homeless."
    As a theatre major I approve this message XD

    • @Super-Shafs
      @Super-Shafs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also a theater major, same for me

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So.... Which one has it led to? Lol.

  • @bootybouncinblood3390
    @bootybouncinblood3390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    2:09 you know damn well that’s not a pimple

    • @MiniMarshmallo
      @MiniMarshmallo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ....than what is it??

    • @comfortloid2195
      @comfortloid2195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MiniMarshmallo a head
      just not the one on top of a neck

    • @MiniMarshmallo
      @MiniMarshmallo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@comfortloid2195 thank you XD it took me a bit lol

  • @gary7846
    @gary7846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4951

    Guy laugh, thought he's make it official with 2 girls.
    *Didn't know what the 'HAHA!' Means*
    You got rejected bruv

  • @HarveyMeadowlark
    @HarveyMeadowlark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1224

    “Who’s your favorite parent?”
    We starting off real good

    • @Ricky-tu9qn
      @Ricky-tu9qn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Carla ??? Tf

    • @Hendika
      @Hendika 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Another comment coming

  • @The117th
    @The117th 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    "I'm gonna pick the teacher" legit everyone misses the literal Mrs. Robinson XD

  • @kbellaperez1655
    @kbellaperez1655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “ What the heck! An alpaca just showed up ! “
    This is the best line ever 😂

  • @Sebas-bs8uk
    @Sebas-bs8uk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    Game: Presents anything Gray is not immediately familiar with.
    Gray: Is that selling drugs!?

    • @cyan39miku
      @cyan39miku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      guns and drugs

  • @em0boi158
    @em0boi158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "I'm going to grow up to be a man who just sits watching tv and drinking beer"
    So, you chose Homer Simpson

  • @Kiwi-bq3fg
    @Kiwi-bq3fg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    “What is Mr. Cloth?”
    “Looks like the Slender Man but made for infants”
    *IM PICKING IT*

    • @mangleshp
      @mangleshp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m a year late, but hello fellow kiwi.

  • @nerdoftheatre
    @nerdoftheatre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    "Which wife is it?" Well, seeing as Uma laughed at you at the thought of dating you, I wouldn't think it would be her....

  • @akrobeau
    @akrobeau 4 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    4:13 “Mechanical engineering, *s m o k i n g!”*

    • @akrobeau
      @akrobeau 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Justice Gagne it said mechanical engineering on the paper, that’s what i was referring to.

    • @sunkiller5682
      @sunkiller5682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      akrobeau the joke is that gray said medical engineering

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      they burn a lot of things at the underwriters laboratories...and they do so in a variety of creative and exciting ways that at times can be quite dangerous... so if you have any latent deeply repressed arsonist tendencies its the perfect job for you

    • @PHILMKD95
      @PHILMKD95 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bunta from Initial D approves.

  • @alexandramanciu3508
    @alexandramanciu3508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "theater sounds like something that would either make us millionaires or homeless"
    i felt that at the bottom of my heart

  • @Doctordier
    @Doctordier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    You: I wanna be painter
    Parents: get a real job
    You: I wanna be a writer
    Parents: get a real job
    You: *becomes youtuber*

  • @significantpepper5274
    @significantpepper5274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    Mom:"What's your job?"
    Me:"S M O K I N G"

    • @nikmatzulesham8576
      @nikmatzulesham8576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Im something of a professional smoker myself

    • @johannson1980
      @johannson1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best to avoid the nicotine-rich sticks of disease.

    • @significantpepper5274
      @significantpepper5274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@johannson1980 My job is smoking the nicotine rich sticks,SO I CAN BUY THE NICOTINE RICH STICKS! I'm a genius!

    • @johannson1980
      @johannson1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@significantpepper5274 Ok, you can keep doing so, your lifespan will shorten.

  • @hm149
    @hm149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    Every bad choice
    yet you don't pick "ta-ta" as first words

  • @aubreycatlin7397
    @aubreycatlin7397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    5:44 as a actor I can say that this is 100% true

    • @kevinadams1835
      @kevinadams1835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m an actor as well!

    • @Super-Shafs
      @Super-Shafs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also became an actor, but they fired me without an explanation

  • @sarahmadera9973
    @sarahmadera9973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “Whats is this? Is this like selling drugs? Ph it’s swimming”
    LMFAO HE SOUNDED SO DISSAPOINTED ☠️

  • @rosehearttoxic1691
    @rosehearttoxic1691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    You only have one partner, the first one laughed in your face and left

    • @doomyboi
      @doomyboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      If it's any consolation, she probably died from swiping.

  • @YannisBang
    @YannisBang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    oh yeah i majored in smoking
    it pretty hard

    • @3bydacreekside
      @3bydacreekside 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I just smoke without majoring lol

    • @Apes_are_monkeys
      @Apes_are_monkeys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I got an A+ because I got lung cancer in the process

    • @YannisBang
      @YannisBang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@3bydacreekside well i am a professional smoker
      you amature

    • @3bydacreekside
      @3bydacreekside 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well I had a .8 GPA you egghead

    • @YannisBang
      @YannisBang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@3bydacreekside Well i discovered smoking is actully bad and died 1 year after that get on my level

  • @ArtisticSin
    @ArtisticSin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Gray: Other?!? I have to pick this I don’t know what this is
    Me non-binary: *sweats awkwardly* ummmmm *raises hand slowly*

    • @dragutan335
      @dragutan335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      LMAOO YESS at that moment i was like *cries and laughes at the same time in nonbinary*ಥ‿ಥ

    • @KR-wl5yd
      @KR-wl5yd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think he means it's pretty vague.

    • @KR-wl5yd
      @KR-wl5yd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's like someone asking you what food you want to eat and you say "other".
      "Hey buddy, do you want strawberries or blueberries for breakfast? It can be something else, I have a lot of fruit. "
      "Other."
      "Buddy you're going to have to be a lot more specific than that."
      "Other."

    • @oblivionox2
      @oblivionox2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me as well as a trans female

    • @averysemidecent2870
      @averysemidecent2870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mood

  • @ladyofshallott5005
    @ladyofshallott5005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It's midnight, I should be asleep, instead I'm watching this and laughing my ass off.

  • @HadesTheSecondGR
    @HadesTheSecondGR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3281

    Don't worry man if you play as an artist try as a politician it worked for a German dude

    • @tigerheaddude
      @tigerheaddude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      *Austrian

    • @alexer52
      @alexer52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      _Momma and Papa didn't like it when I colored..._
      _So, I got rid of all the coloreds. - Hitler, probably_

    • @swazmarthy5929
      @swazmarthy5929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Good advice, satan

    • @_verge4476
      @_verge4476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Thanks, Satan

    • @thejumbaking2424
      @thejumbaking2424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Canadain*

  • @ishmealoj
    @ishmealoj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    some soundcloud rapper is now gonna make a song about selling drugs in the traphouse whilst wearing goggles and a swimming cap

    • @yung-stephen
      @yung-stephen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you tried

    • @ishmealoj
      @ishmealoj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@yung-stephen so did your parents but they should have stopped

    • @mr.openthebiblewhilstyoubo699
      @mr.openthebiblewhilstyoubo699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ishmealoj OUCH!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

    • @yung-stephen
      @yung-stephen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      big boss ur a sensitive little guy huh

    • @ishmealoj
      @ishmealoj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@yung-stephen * yawns *

  • @KarmasAB123
    @KarmasAB123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "I AM THE OFFSPRING OF MY TERRIBLE SELF!"
    #Deep

  • @frycandle1775
    @frycandle1775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Being the one responsible for bringing this game out into the world I must say:
    Gray, well played! I couldn't have wished for a more perfect player to match the game with. :'D
    Thank you so much for checking out my game! You've just made my day.
    P.S. This is just the beginning, I'm expanding the experience and will eventually release the "Deadly Edition".
    I'll keep you posted, -Frycandle

  • @PoyntFury
    @PoyntFury 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    "What the hell!? An Alpaca just showed up! We're definitely picking that one!"
    Well, if there was any question that this is a Gray video, this answers it.

  • @Yerminator4000
    @Yerminator4000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “Only people who ride things can be my friend”
    Me: oh, well then I guess your mom is my friend. *because she rides me*

  • @Umarurin
    @Umarurin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Congratulations Uma you win"
    my nickname is uma
    *nervous chuckle*

  • @tinkerermelon6599
    @tinkerermelon6599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Fs in the chat for Umar, the only person Grey wouldn't bone.

  • @poplol77
    @poplol77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    "I've smoked 150 cigarettes and I'm still not dead yet so i guess i have to pick a job"
    F E L T
    T H A T

  • @TheThingattheEndoftheBook
    @TheThingattheEndoftheBook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "We're still gonna make bad choices, but let's at least try and live long enough to impregnate someone" damn, we getting philosophical up in here.

  • @lina-sc4pj
    @lina-sc4pj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Gary:this is the only game that starts with a sperm
    Bitlife: am I a joke to you

  • @noodleoflake965
    @noodleoflake965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    “I guess we are professional swipers now.”
    *dora intensifies*

  • @MaverickGaming
    @MaverickGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I think that HAHA on the first "Make it official" was her rejecting you lol

  • @LucasTrz_893
    @LucasTrz_893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:19 Is ThIs sELliNg DrUgS 🤣

  •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Worst options"
    "chooses dad"
    Gray raised by single mother confirmed.

  • @BreadLoeuf
    @BreadLoeuf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    “I don’t understand why swiping contains carcinogen.”

  • @dajh
    @dajh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Never thought gray would play a game based upon me!

    • @YannisBang
      @YannisBang 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait the first person or the second one

  • @Donnmuney
    @Donnmuney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The way he said the “nothing” choice for afterschool activity with the finger picking the noise had me dying 😂

  • @spawnoftacobell1644
    @spawnoftacobell1644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “I specifically remembering”
    10/10 English.

  • @rainyriver
    @rainyriver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Let’s see what type of lives Gray kills today

  • @vaporwavedog
    @vaporwavedog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    when you had two wives it was really because the first one rejected you...

    • @Sunny-we7uv
      @Sunny-we7uv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      strangestdreamm LMFAO

    • @timfrey2358
      @timfrey2358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he didn't notice her DM said "LOL!" pff

  • @ohmygodbecky6829
    @ohmygodbecky6829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine a toddlers first real sentence being “i’m going to make bad choices in life but i’ll try to live so i can impregnate someone first”

  • @NightGhosttYT
    @NightGhosttYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:53 *pick remote* "worse life choice"
    The remote was my only toys when I was little...

  • @williamhay7705
    @williamhay7705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Hey gray there’s a game called Oxygen Not Included. Try it out

    • @jeffumbach
      @jeffumbach 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He already has a video series on it.

    • @williamhay7705
      @williamhay7705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      New content.

    • @emailname8624
      @emailname8624 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Make them drown in fecal matter

  • @mr.coffee6242
    @mr.coffee6242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    I wanted to be a painter like Bob Ross, my parents told me to find a real profession.
    I became a youtuber
    Gray 2019

  • @sirstubs1206
    @sirstubs1206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    “Is there anything worse than smoking” picks gender studies

    • @lmottb1041
      @lmottb1041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well it's worse for u than smoking lol

    • @dami5154
      @dami5154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what is gender studies exactly

    • @sirstubs1206
      @sirstubs1206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Dami Bankole a joke

    • @juni7908
      @juni7908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sirstubs1206 thats rude

    • @Thomas-fz9xw
      @Thomas-fz9xw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@juni7908 But true!

  • @typhooncraze7525
    @typhooncraze7525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Only people that ride things can be my friends”
    Amazing statement gray just amazing

  • @carterr___________________7964
    @carterr___________________7964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Gray is the only man who'll major in smoking while being a proffesional painter.

    • @janwick5392
      @janwick5392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What profession requires you to have smoking as a degree? A writer. Think about it.

  • @antonydabossman4001
    @antonydabossman4001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Video 10 of telling gray that this is his afterlife. You will become the people you hurt.

    • @GrayStillPlays
      @GrayStillPlays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That's literally what happened in this game. It blew my mind.

    • @antonydabossman4001
      @antonydabossman4001 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@GrayStillPlays yeppppppppp

    • @TheInsomniaddict
      @TheInsomniaddict 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GrayStillPlays Haven't seen the option "1000 mile hallway" career option yet tho...

    • @antonydabossman4001
      @antonydabossman4001 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Hunter What the "You will become the people you hurt"?

    • @TheInsomniaddict
      @TheInsomniaddict 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@antonydabossman4001 If so, I guess I should start hurting rich people.

  • @gsgamingyt-gaming8216
    @gsgamingyt-gaming8216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    you know what’s harder?
    watching this video without laughing!😂

  • @newguy3588
    @newguy3588 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is wild. Great development on it and I totally didn't have an existential crisis watching this.

  • @noobiii
    @noobiii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    according to socialblade you make a minimum of 9k per month
    so i guess you got a real job because the average job is $30-40k and you make 72k

    • @naumen6508
      @naumen6508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah. Still irrelevant to most parents.

    • @eldritchyarnbeing3295
      @eldritchyarnbeing3295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      if i were making that i wouldnt give a damn whether or not people thought it was a "real job" lmao

  • @stephendalliard464
    @stephendalliard464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Welcome to the only game that treats Gray like one of his Sims..."

  • @katr2682
    @katr2682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how gray just forgot that non-binary/gender fluid people exist and he was like expecting it to be aliens or something 😂

  • @starmakarma
    @starmakarma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    2:06 ah yes.
    *A "PIMPLE"*

  • @coultonstoltenberg8130
    @coultonstoltenberg8130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Gray's parents: Get a real job.
    Gray: TH-cam HERE I COME!!!
    Gray's parents: *face palms*

  • @snowflakeserpert6834
    @snowflakeserpert6834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "I remember when I was very young, I told my parents I wanted to be a painter like Bob Ross, and them telling me to pick a real job."
    Whelp, we know where Gray got his murderous tendencies from.

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watch the Rick and Morty VR game, where Gray was fighting his mom in the Troy game, because his mom was dissapointed with his decisions.

  • @alessandromele9089
    @alessandromele9089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Choose a college major
    SMOKING

  • @lemns8296
    @lemns8296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Markiplyer: *plays game* oh ok
    Grey: *playing game* ok time to ruin lives and break the game in ways its never been broken before

  • @calebgood4966
    @calebgood4966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    GrayStillPlays, making bad life choices since whenever the hell he was born

  • @BlockBlazer
    @BlockBlazer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    11:44
    "I guess we're professional swipers now"
    Swiper no swiping!
    Swiper no swiping!
    Swiper NO swiping!

  • @JanJan-qo1yx
    @JanJan-qo1yx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Oh I live this time, now I can screw up my adulthood."
    I felt that 😂

  • @alivia1840
    @alivia1840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    *Is picking all of the worst possible choices*
    *chooses theatre as a major*
    Me: (an acting major) 😐

  • @soviet_nick6209
    @soviet_nick6209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Gray I'm pretty sure I are the only person that sees someone wearing a swimming cap and goggles and instantly be like "he's selling drugs"

    • @GrayStillPlays
      @GrayStillPlays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That swimmer looked shady as hell.

  • @tyronejohnson2425
    @tyronejohnson2425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Is tHIs SeLliNg dRUgs
    Gray- 2019

  • @mentalmans_6561
    @mentalmans_6561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bad vote choices. My favorite College major is Meth

  • @yaein7049
    @yaein7049 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i watched this whole thing and loved every second of it

  • @renisgay9865
    @renisgay9865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Impregnate eggs damnit." GrayStillPlays 2019

  • @KaturaTakamoto
    @KaturaTakamoto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This makes me question life.
    Not because I made bad choices, but because the opening of this video was unexpected.

  • @xKiLLzZx1
    @xKiLLzZx1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    13:05 the way he says "oh it's recommended" is how I imagine the US government saying: *"Oh there's Oil"*

  • @gavinwalsh9860
    @gavinwalsh9860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Game: Pick some friends
    Gray: Gotta catch'em all!

  • @ayyteen
    @ayyteen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "The only game that starts with a sperm impregnating an egg"
    Relive your life: *Am i a joke to you?*

  • @zoem7142
    @zoem7142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Gray should play BitLife, lets see what he can make of that

  • @jorjac1675
    @jorjac1675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just so you know, when you make it official and it says haha or nope, she rejected you. If its roses, she is your girlfriend now

  • @todayiglowup4286
    @todayiglowup4286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This reminds me of the Roy life simulator from Rick and Marty but like more boring lol

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:44: Too late you already friend-zoned Mrs. Robinson when you picked her for your friend.