I Went to Prison Repeatedly Due to Bad Life Choices - Nirvana
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- I Went to Prison Repeatedly Due to Bad Life Choices - Nirvana
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"death just got lucky, if i was 60 years younger _i would have beat his ass_ " my fav gray quote so far
Indeed
big goober death feared Gray😂
If I can manage to live to 100 that’ll be my grave marking...
Ohhhhh u sayed a potey word oooohhhhhhhhh
Very high up there definitely!
“Your oven is no longer ovening”
The technical term “ovening” is amazing
Tahmas LOL, the tech support has no other way to define it, it seems😅
I think you mean your closet is no longer heating your clothes
1Kth like
1000th like
NERD I’m just kidding :)
"These round-tip vibrating swords are mine now!"
*You were too happy.*
i just burst out laughing and my mums like 'yo you good'
I literally felt pain to my stomach laughing
Lol
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
H m m m m m m m m m m m m m
I got to 93 years
And my last words were
"This is bullsh*t"
😂😂😂
I mean the last time I died I said that and I rose up from the dead again,
This seriously is bullsh*t 😂😂😂😂
I made a joke UwU
i also reached 93, with my last words being 'That b****'
Gray: "I managed to kill four different people in 75 years."
*_T h o s e a r e r o o k i e n u m b e r s_*
Frank Tidepod yea we now he’s killed billion this is nothin
@@Mazj559 r/youngpeopleyoutube
@@Mazj559 r/ihadastroke
We gotta pump those numbers up
Has he not seem these beautiful assassin skillz?
"you call it blood I call it human paint" That is smart...
is it sad that i thought the blood was from the people Clair killed
LucyEstLex i thought it was ketchup
I’m guessing you’re both men
@@blue_decay3781 Oh man, can't think of anything else it could be.
@Nguyen Pham just why?
**Lets a guy sleep on his bed then he doesn’t do anything**
Gray: “What the hell, he was actually a good person?”
@Adison Desmarais *OH GOD-*
Curly Bug well hello there, fellow Hamiltrash
Yes, we watched the video as well.
“Did I die just because I wouldn’t stop living?”
Well... yeah. That’s life
I love ur profile pic!!
"Clair is like, the worst name for an assassin."
Wouldn't that technically make it an amazing name for an assassin? The whole point is they never expect it.
no because you're not broadcasting your name to your targets or I hope you're not
Well it would if you meet people who are or related to cops. Nobody thinks of assassins having a cult and naming the child Clair. Do they now?
@@potato.h330 still doesn't matter like they're not gonna find out if you're an assassin based on your name alone other than finding out your history and relations which your name won't help you with
It doesn’t beat Maximo the Exterminator
@@BustThatNutChallenge Nothing should be allowed to beat Maximo the Exterminator.
"Claire is like, the worst name for an assassin"
I guess this isn't the career for me then.
Keeps the career, lives to 94 and has to be taken out by the Reaper himself!! lmao !!
Don’t worry, the Clair in the game doesn’t have an e
Are you by any chance related to Ben Shapiro.
The Claymore manga proves otherwise though...
Claire Shapiro My sisters name is Claire :P
I actually spit out my drink in laughter when he picked said “you’ll never catch me alive, I’m a ninja” then it said “you got caught alive” absolutely died xD
69
70th like 😈
@@di4doesstuff792 you fool, i'm luigi
You’ll never catch me alive!
*proceeds to death*
"A kid is trying to steal your toys!"
Me: doesn't care
"A kid is trying to steal your food!"
Me: *Time to get the knife.*
Mídñíght Kuñ Accurate
Well, food is important to live so that's legit
Yeah
“ Someone slapped you “
*shrug*
“Someone’s stealing your food!”
*turns neck 360*
@@gewibit7919 xD
You need to make a Sim named Maximo the Exterminator, and have him marry Clair the Exterminator in a home of murderers.
Google Poodle yesssssssssssss
😂
Yasss! Oof I'm late UnU
@@tomhardy2621 acctualy your not late your fashionably early
YAAAAAAWWWWWSSSSSSS
Ok
“More Psychopathic fetuses Damnit”
Yep that sounds like a typical sentence from gray
brinonymous Redacted fetuses born with Freddy Krueger's nails
@@AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun freddys backstory in general
brinonymous Redacted and it's a nice one here
Or any Florida Man by that matter
hey grey i have a challenge for you that puts complete misery for sims and would be hysterical for us and is completely up your alley please make a video of this
k first create 6 adult sims and 2 boys who are kids
name the adult sims... janitor, maid, butler, mother, house cleaner and mop bucket
and name the 2 kids .... Finn and Jorge (to represent Finn and Jorge from Disney bunked they were the 2 messy and gross characters on the bunked show )
make the kids life spam extremely long then the adults
but also give the adults a pretty good life spam
change the traits of the adults to .... hate cleaning, lazy, hate children, and make it so that way all characters have these types of character traits
then change the character traits of the kids to ... messy, not responsible, lazy, and traits like these
create a house that has a kid bedroom for each kid and a master bedroom for the mother and a small bedroom for each adult sim and have 3 grills and 3 stoves and 3 big drink bars and a fire system with tons and tons of sprinklers especially around the stoves and grills and make it all on one floor and make it as tight space as it can get and have everything fit inside the house do not put any showers, toilets, baths, sinks, dishwasher, trash cans, refrigerator, pools, washer, dryer, fireplace, candles, fireworks, closet, wardrobe holders, mirrors, or anything like these
once everyone is inside the house lock the doors for everyone
and give all sims the minimum amount of clothes as posable
and once you hit start make sure that send all of the adults to make a different grand meal then have each adult make 6 drinks each
then let the fun begin i promise this will have you nonstop laughing and through out the day the more and more you think about it it just gets funnier when you replay it in your mind trust me this had me laughing all day long
"Your microwave is no longer microwaving"
" Your oven is no longer ovening"
*Hm yes, the floor is no longer flooring*
Help my window is no longer windowing 😫😫😫😩😩
The phone is no longer phoning.
The tv is no longer tv-ing
My table is no longer tableing, what do I do?
my eyes are no longer eyeing
"he was a skilled infiltrator... no one would see him coming" ya he didnt see that truck coming either
"Soup smells like a dead corpse." As opposed to what, a living corpse? Great video as always, Gray! Thank you for all the laughs.
Yes a living corpse or called a zombie.
Wait... how does he know what a dead corpse smells? And isn’t saying dead corpse irrelevant because all cropses are dead
@@mobcrusher99 he's an assassin and the undead
I hate living corpses
MobCrusher99 redundant if that’s what you meant
“It means I’m ready to bear your children”
Eleven year olds when one direction was big
lol it was true in my school i was so confused why they were like that lmfao
lmaoooooo
Me: Mom can we get bitlife?
Mom: We have bitlife at home
Bitlife at home:
Balloon Cutter 😭😂
*Id be fine with it*
It’s If BitLife had a twin
"U have found some rubbery swords :D"
I prefer Bitlife mom. But this is also okay.
At the mugging part, Claire was just like “Right back at you buckaroo”
P.S. Yes, I do know it’s a dead meme but I just wanted to say it
She pulled an uno reverse card lol.
"Your microwave is no longer microwaving" "Your oven is no longer ovening"
"I'll just sell it as an unsafe safe" " I'll just sell it as a small closet"
*Me dying in the corner*
your dying in a corner is no longer dying in a cornering
@@errorcluckstv sell it as a faulty coffin
@Alexandre Bizot
"I'll just sell it as an antique doll"
your stormy is no loner stormin
Your sun is not sunning
" 15:27 when you're such a good assassin the grim reaper himself had to deal with you
How did those two meet? Maybe that’s why chara jumped into the mountain, too much space war.
“I’ll just sell it as a small closet.”
-my short-ass sister after coming out
Damn
“I’m an artist. You call it blood, I call it human paint” is a sentence I never expected to hear today but greatful I did
I need an episode of grays wife just to sit in and comment on his choices that he makes in the game
This would be EPIC!
How to ruin real lives, with Gray!
I like how the poll only has 1 non-normal response.
Or normal to Gray’s standards.
Hello And that’s the only one that anyone picked. I love democracy.
Edit: Dang it, some people picked the other ones...
Yeah, who eats healthy these days?
Tbh I think it's a normal philosophical answer, confront your problems xD
@@jamespedrick4566 We're a bunch of psycopats.
Hello the first four are blasphemy here😂
Top 3 final words number one: "not funny" number two: "these round tip vibrating swords are mine" number three: "ill just sell it as a small closet"
what's the point of this
"Is this like, a good rare, like winning the lottery? Or a bad rare, like.. I dunno, gonorrhea?"
I'M DONE
So one of my cats is the splitting image of Spleens.
Eclectic Arbophile literally If I ever get a cat I’m naming it spleens I don’t even care
Worthy aspirations!
Amazing XD I love it
@Heccin Spiders lmao this made me smile for some reason
Eclectic Arbophile what breed is she?
Spike TV: Had a show called 1000 Ways to Die.
Gray: *cracks knuckles* “Hold my beer.”
YES!!! 🤣
Seth MacFarlane: *makes Million Ways to Die in the West*
Gray: *dies from not liking Death's joke*
no it's hold my Bud light
Melanie Martinez’s daughter: tiffany Martinez
@Tsuyu Asui That was one year ago💀
@Tsuyu Asui it’s fine 👹🤚
@@cybxrrrdiva It don’t matter B)
Props to you ✨
Lmao
@@jordyndavidson3825 🤣
Lol
I played Nirvana recently and now they have a Nightmare life pack - where you’re literally born into a living nightmare, with haunted dolls and werewolves and cults that will turn you into a virgin sacrifice. Seems like something you’d like, Gray! (the game mode, not the actual sacrificing…obviously)
"Claire the exterminator cares not about her unibrow"
Same quote of the year
"We need to die in more stupid ways" Gray 2019
Cole Whitlow We need to keep the population down
Cole Whitlow dumb ways to die anybody?
hey grey i have a challenge for you that puts complete misery for sims and would be hysterical for us and is completely up your alley please make a video of this
k first create 6 adult sims and 2 boys who are kids
name the adult sims... janitor, maid, butler, mother, house cleaner and mop bucket
and name the 2 kids .... Finn and Jorge (to represent Finn and Jorge from Disney bunked they were the 2 messy and gross characters on the bunked show )
make the kids life spam extremely long then the adults
but also give the adults a pretty good life spam
change the traits of the adults to .... hate cleaning, lazy, hate children, and make it so that way all characters have these types of character traits
then change the character traits of the kids to ... messy, not responsible, lazy, and traits like these
create a house that has a kid bedroom for each kid and a master bedroom for the mother and a small bedroom for each adult sim and have 3 grills and 3 stoves and 3 big drink bars and a fire system with tons and tons of sprinklers especially around the stoves and grills and make it all on one floor and make it as tight space as it can get and have everything fit inside the house do not put any showers, toilets, baths, sinks, dishwasher, trash cans, refrigerator, pools, washer, dryer, fireplace, candles, fireworks, closet, wardrobe holders, mirrors, or anything like these
once everyone is inside the house lock the doors for everyone
and give all sims the minimum amount of clothes as posable
and once you hit start make sure that send all of the adults to make a different grand meal then have each adult make 6 drinks each
then let the fun begin i promise this will have you nonstop laughing and through out the day the more and more you think about it it just gets funnier when you replay it in your mind trust me this had me laughing all day long
15:35
This is the most badass woman on planet earth. Staring death down and telling him his joke wasn't funny
Absolutely insane to do that. Gray will die early in the next life as punishment for annoying the grim reaper
10:34
"i burn you?"
"you melt me."
"Death got lucky"
My new favorite quote
“More phycopathic fetuses damnit!”
Love it
Psychopathic *
Enakoii >:(
7:55
Ubisoft: But wait, that’s illegal.
6:36 Your house is no longer housing.
Please add Claire the Exterminator to the sims
*Clair
CLAIRE THE EXTERMINATOR
Takes the competition to Death!
Google: did u mean simp?
@12:40 he was NAKED! WHERE WAS HE KEEPING HIS MONEY?! 😂😂😂
Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
GrayStillPlays: Michael Cocks
11:13
Never before have I witnessed such an epic reaction to a first period
We're back with the only TH-camr that can have the same intro template for every video and still be funny...it's GrayStillPlays.
NEW VIDEO DAMMIT
yes cuser its awesome damit :) :D
“He asked you politely for your money but he has a knife so you should be careful” reminds me of the time I got jumped by a guy with an empty bottle, and after he hit me with it he just stood there, so I just ran away...
I love how it took him a year to grab someone's arm
5:17
Honk The Horn.
H E H H E H .
Gray: "In fact, how do I even have a house? I was in a cardboard box."
Me: I thought your character was in prison. 🤔
But they were in a cardboard box before they went to prison.
ben trimble and he was sent to jail for running someone over which makes you wonder where the HELL did he get the car
@@sunkiller5682 probably his assassination targets car and house
Remember that he made a business out of cardboard boxes as houses
Last words of Clair the Exterminator: Not funny, didn't laugh
Bet she said it about callmecarson being not funny
I edited this comment so the replies make no sense
Hundredth like
he doesn't have to be alive while naked in the street
*sees amount of likes*
what the hell happened here?
This happened to me but my mom also moved in with me after they got divorced
@@catharticreverie makes sense
0:57
Literally any man's reaction to this 😂
I’m a girl.
Game: The boy you like says you have a bloody stain on your pants.
Me: I feel you Clair
Tell him it's the blood of your enemies. Or, my autocorrect suggests blood of Jesus.
@@renakunisaki XD!!!! Good grief!!!
Every young girl's nightmare....
luckily, when you get into about your late 20's it's more about the stain than embarrassment...
She probable just sat on her enemy's in trump
I would've said "You're next"
8:01 “Yes this is totally my blood”
Totaly
14:04 CALL AN AMBULANCE CALL AN AMBULANCE ... But not for me >:)
"You were born to a cult of assassins."
Gray: best life for a child.
* *laughs in Zoldyck* *
*Laughs in getting the reference*
@Verris *laughs in not getting the reference*
@@AppulightningYT *laughs in superior bloodline and train of thought*
I just started watching and not even 10 seconds into this video I hear
“We’re back in the only game where you can die at age 5 from your heart exploding because your a psychopath...”
that’s when you know it’s gonna be a good video
"Howdy." - I just KNEW death was a fellow Texan! He definitely has a concealed carry license.
"That's the best name I've ever had in my life!"
Grey - 2019
Ah yes, I've just been born and have had a single name so? Technically the Truth?
@@Mirrorman12 shut up you stale bread slice
12:04 How could the naked guy pay you when you found him naked? He definitely stole something.
No one:
No one ever:
Gray’s fans: TO SOLVE PROBLEMS YOU STAB THEM!
lol
That is the only way to solve problems. All other forms of solving problems are meaningless
MobCrusher99 XD
hey grey i have a challenge for you that puts complete misery for sims and would be hysterical for us and is completely up your alley please make a video of this
k first create 6 adult sims and 2 boys who are kids
name the adult sims... janitor, maid, butler, mother, house cleaner and mop bucket
and name the 2 kids .... Finn and Jorge (to represent Finn and Jorge from Disney bunked they were the 2 messy and gross characters on the bunked show )
make the kids life spam extremely long then the adults
but also give the adults a pretty good life spam
change the traits of the adults to .... hate cleaning, lazy, hate children, and make it so that way all characters have these types of character traits
then change the character traits of the kids to ... messy, not responsible, lazy, and traits like these
create a house that has a kid bedroom for each kid and a master bedroom for the mother and a small bedroom for each adult sim and have 3 grills and 3 stoves and 3 big drink bars and a fire system with tons and tons of sprinklers especially around the stoves and grills and make it all on one floor and make it as tight space as it can get and have everything fit inside the house do not put any showers, toilets, baths, sinks, dishwasher, trash cans, refrigerator, pools, washer, dryer, fireplace, candles, fireworks, closet, wardrobe holders, mirrors, or anything like these
once everyone is inside the house lock the doors for everyone
and give all sims the minimum amount of clothes as posable
and once you hit start make sure that send all of the adults to make a different grand meal then have each adult make 6 drinks each
then let the fun begin i promise this will have you nonstop laughing and through out the day the more and more you think about it it just gets funnier when you replay it in your mind trust me this had me laughing all day long
8:16 Let's hope he wasn't someone she was interested in having a kid with
man do i feel bad for that kid
that kid is going to be depressed and suicidal from the second born
4:04 A cardboard box? METAL GEAR SOLID INTENSIFIES
I’d love to see what Gray would do in Bitlife.
I was going to do a nirvana pun, but nevermind.
bruh sound effect #2
NO
I actually really liked the joke 😂
Hey, wait!
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssssseeee
(Gets blood on pants)
IM READY TO BEAR CHILDREN!
1:43
Exciting*
it was exiting lmaoo-
imagine the parents finding their kid dead with a bunch of those lmao
Praise gray for uploading a video every day for literal years
Gray is back with more ways to kill people :>
Edit: WTF? What with the likes? 🤣👌
Amen brother
YAY can't wait!
Rubbery flapy colorful sword killed someone só...... Yeah ,more ways to kill poeple
I keep liking and unliking this comment i dont know why but I'm not gonna stop
Alexander the great 123 That’s what we call dedication.
3:01 “sharing is caring and I don’t care”
- gray
2:28 I want ALL the Naruto fans to like. Including me
1:36 Sounds... EXITING? Guess I'd better leave!
3:25 “this is the way”
5:39 bug detected
13:04 nice age there
An event in the haunted house will start a zombie apocalypse
Did someone with Depression write this game because they keep dying from "You were too happy."
“Yay!”
“You’re too happy!”
Truck: Here’s comes Johnny!
7:45 no the chicken is medium rare
13:28 Cougar level: Sabertooth.
Is you account a reference to AC for answer? That's awesome!
@@TheFlipsta97 Yes. Yes, it is.
@@nocount7517 Awesome.
"I went to prison repeatedly due to bad life choices" is my favourite Nirvana song.
How did you miss the Assassins Creed thing at 2:52
That was so funny
Hiding with some strangers
At 0:24 thats my teachers name Tiffany Martinez i see her at period 2 and 5
"My oven just stopped ovening" Grey 2019
"My air conditioner is no longer air conditioning
EnderNoob 21
Gray: my oven is no longer ovening
Clair the exterminator should become a new reoccurring character on the sims, as one of the few rivals for Florida Man.
6:52 MAXIMO THE EXTERMINATOR, YOUR LIFE ENDS HERE
If i were born into a family of assassins, I’m living my absolute best damn life.
I'm glad TH-cam recommended u to me
IshmE another joins the cult of gray.
@@sunkiller5682 yes
Im suprised , he gets demonetized so often that that never happens 😂
10:00
3:45 KamehameHAAAAAAAA
Only 4 people were killed. I didn't expect to see such rookie numbers from Gray.
1:29 what? My name is Maximo the Exterminator? That’s the best name I’ve gotten in my life!
Me: wait, we only get one name every life.
So how is that the best name you’ve ever gotten?
Not necessarily. Some people legally change their names for various reasons, and also, it’s possible to have a nickname that’s used so frequently it becomes almost like a second name. I know you were kind of joking and all but yeah a lot of people actually have many names XD
7:31 "claire is like, the worst name for an assassin". I guess someone here hasn't read the Claymore manga... too bad!
"Welcome to the only game where your heart explode at the age of 5 because you're a psychopath, it's Nirvana". Ironically Nirvana is Heaven while this game is hell😂
"A little hepatitis never hurt anyone!"
That's amazing!!!
Top 10 Best quotes of 2019 - 2020:
"you call it blood I call it human paint"
How are there so many people commenting within 21 seconds
Magic
They horny
I know right are they just in with him
JK
Yeah
they like to say first quickly
I love nirvana, but I also loves spleens 😂😂
2:33 omg tanjiro 😂
You: I WAS BORN INTO A CULT OF ASSASSINS
Me: My name is Killua Zolyck. I come from a family of assassins.