I made 2 Ai's play chess but they just fell in love

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  • @Synest2
    @Synest2 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +10003

    I miss AI Napoleon giving special names to every move
    Parisian Guillotine, Bourbon Backbreaker, etc etc

    • @AnExtremelyNormalGuy
      @AnExtremelyNormalGuy 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +260

      We miss it too. 😞

    • @GyroZeppelii
      @GyroZeppelii 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +436

      the flying battery

    • @Pixelusually
      @Pixelusually 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +248

      We need the napoleon ultra paradoxes return

    • @dovasvariakojis6934
      @dovasvariakojis6934 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +269

      THE WATERLOO WHIRL!!!

    • @asterglaceon
      @asterglaceon 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +205

      Napoleon is gonna give king George the bourbon backbreaker ykwim

  • @oonicorn4624
    @oonicorn4624 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +4425

    From the title, I expected two AIs constantly losing the plot and beginning to flirt despite the best efforts of Doug to keep them on track. What I did not expect was Doug desperately trying to get them to date for the whole video, offering them control of entire nations just to give each other a chance like some kind of eldritch fujoshi.

    • @toroboros_
      @toroboros_ 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +513

      eldritch fujoshi is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

    • @daalimbe
      @daalimbe 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +229

      the dougdoug rpf shipping era has been crazy so far

    • @calzoneyyy
      @calzoneyyy 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +125

      eldritch fujoshi is fucking killing me

    • @knightogourd
      @knightogourd 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +50

      Het fujo rights ✊

    • @peachpitmoon6985
      @peachpitmoon6985 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +85

      Fudanshi doug real

  • @TheFrev
    @TheFrev 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1600

    "Go on ask her out, the worst she can say is no."
    What she said:
    "Let it be known that King George spits on the Frenchman's Folly and would rather lose his Empire than entertain the
    notion of such a ludicrous liaison"

    • @Intrion640
      @Intrion640 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      Underrated 😂

    • @GarbageLord6543
      @GarbageLord6543 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@TheFrev Holy Shit 😂.

  • @tsizzle7883
    @tsizzle7883 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1934

    It's funny every time Doug gets frustrated by the AI playing fairly bc that's bad TV, so he reminds them they can do whatever they want, and they go "okay, then I win" and he has to veto that bc that's also bad TV.

    • @dumbkian
      @dumbkian 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      it's just not funny to let him win instantly

    • @buggibii
      @buggibii 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +74

      the reality show fallacy

    • @kaukospots
      @kaukospots วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      finding out why AI can't just replace writers

  • @chess
    @chess 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2811

    this is beautiful. if we can help sanction the wedding please let us know

    • @tasty_cactus
      @tasty_cactus 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +96

      No wedding because they both repeatedly said they're uninterested. King George would rather lose England than date Napoleon. Watch the video and you will see.

    • @Objectworld14
      @Objectworld14 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      which team were you rooting for chess?

    • @jaypolas4136
      @jaypolas4136 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      @@chess these comments are looking like mistakes or blunders rn, got 40ish likes. you gotta like do the funny

    • @lebronjames-eb4pe
      @lebronjames-eb4pe 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      @@tasty_cactus who knows maybe they got help and are dating

    • @tasty_cactus
      @tasty_cactus 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@lebronjames-eb4pe It's not ethical to force a relationship if neither party wants it

  • @pixwool
    @pixwool 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +10141

    I love to imagine that Napoleon is completely, fully able to move but all King George can do is hop around and fall over because he's a cardboard cutout.

    • @ckinggaming5bucketmadness766
      @ckinggaming5bucketmadness766 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +609

      So King George is a bottom?

    • @CassietheSassy
      @CassietheSassy 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +487

      @@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766 Have you seen the man? Of course he is

    • @meh9114
      @meh9114 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +62

      @@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766 nooo stop it

    • @randomassdude0
      @randomassdude0 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +164

      Another proof of France superiority right there . VIVA LA FRANCE 🇫🇷

    • @PhilipK-xk4by
      @PhilipK-xk4by 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      Very British.

  • @ShadowRulah
    @ShadowRulah 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +4219

    Turning the Lourve into a gallery of Napoleon being bad at chess is up there with Davey layering audio of Bjorn getting his ass kicked into the entire soundtrack of Stanley Parable.

    • @Mentelgen-1337
      @Mentelgen-1337 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +66

      ? U mind explaining a bit there. I think I need to catch up on Doug Doug lore

    • @Elkinen
      @Elkinen 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +445

      @@Mentelgen-1337 In the video about Bjorn asking Trivia questions, the literal creator of TSP shows up (since Bjorn deems a question wrong about TSP and Doug contests it) and threatens to do such

    • @BigBuckies
      @BigBuckies 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +173

      that's what he gets for facing the wreden brothers

    • @shiners3328
      @shiners3328 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +148

      Doug is the reason we aren’t getting Stanley Parable 2: Stanley Forever

    • @endernightblade1958
      @endernightblade1958 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +218

      “You pass Doug in this fuckin’ class, or I will come over there, and I will change every song on The Stanley Parable sountrack to be the sound of you getting your ass beat.” -DaveyDavey

  • @DonnaPinciot
    @DonnaPinciot 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3254

    This video was the exact opposite of what I imagined from that title.
    I thought Doug would be trying to get the AIs back on track to chess the entire time as they try to just love each other and leave, but Doug was actually trying desperately to make them fall in love as they were laser-focused on 'chess'.

    • @daniiii888
      @daniiii888 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +206

      They had only one goal in mind

    • @Zkeleton969
      @Zkeleton969 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +148

      Clickbait

    • @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
      @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +89

      Rigged

    • @Ultracultchaosultimate
      @Ultracultchaosultimate 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Same

    • @voidcreaturr
      @voidcreaturr 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +124

      Honestly happy for them being so secure with their identity. That would've been funny, but I'm not mad about the real outcome, lol.

  • @kittykake44
    @kittykake44 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +568

    Offically adding "also are you bisexual" to every AI query I ever do in the future

    • @1x1boop28
      @1x1boop28 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      Due to the nature of these AI's it will be true as long as you ask enough.

  • @Thepersonnamedjohn
    @Thepersonnamedjohn 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +301

    I like how Doug put an actual painting of King George for the ai, and then for Napoleon it’s just the spy from TeamFortress2

    • @ProtozoasPizzarea
      @ProtozoasPizzarea 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

      spy tf2 *with a funny hat,* get it right /j

    • @justanotherspookyskeleton
      @justanotherspookyskeleton 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      Wdym? That's how a historically accurate Napoleon looks like

    • @GabrielPerez-br5mm
      @GabrielPerez-br5mm ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      “Off to see your mother!”
      -Napoleon 1803

  • @giantWario
    @giantWario 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +708

    I love how the AI both utterly refuse to even entertain the idea of going on a date with each other yet Doug still used that title because the only thing he loves more than making two AI go on a date is gaslighting his viewers.

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

      The pajama sam video is peak though.

    • @trixelized912
      @trixelized912 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      They're just both playing hard to get

    • @bluebod2264
      @bluebod2264 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      That’s not what gaslighting means

    • @zhenweilai799
      @zhenweilai799 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@bluebod2264 he doesn't gaslight, he straight up lie.

    • @cakeyeater7392
      @cakeyeater7392 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@bluebod2264 it's definitely hard for a pre-recorded video to gaslight. This is more like false advertising

  • @retroaspectgaming
    @retroaspectgaming 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +6341

    "king george copied my move?!?!?!?!? thats just as imaginative as english cuisine" that had me DYING of laughter

    • @jstar3382
      @jstar3382 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +213

      If there's anything English cuisine is, it's definitely imaginative. Still terrible but it's original

    • @beetsandboots
      @beetsandboots 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +49

      @@jstar3382 Excuse me, Sunday Dinner would like a word, because that thing's BOMB (my oppinion)

    • @ghostderazgriz
      @ghostderazgriz 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      ​@@jstar3382imaginative? I'm gonna need some evidence of that

    • @Aurirang
      @Aurirang 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +115

      @@ghostderazgriz Well, you can imagine the taste it should have had if they just used some very basic spices like.. salt... or pepper.

    • @goodie2goodie1
      @goodie2goodie1 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

      ​@@jstar3382it's so bad you have to imagine how bad it is

  • @joda3615
    @joda3615 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2968

    "I tried to make two AIs fall in love with each other but they'd rather give up their nation than go on a date"

    • @TimeGodDioBrando
      @TimeGodDioBrando 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +172

      Sounds like a light novel about reincarnation.

    • @vsptylore3639
      @vsptylore3639 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +152

      Average interaction between the French and the British

    • @PinnePon
      @PinnePon 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +71

      And they fucking suck at chess

    • @ZUnknownFox
      @ZUnknownFox 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

      @@PinnePon At least Napoleon actually played by chess rules while George broke them first and very early on.

    • @usayts45788
      @usayts45788 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      @@TimeGodDioBrando nah it's more like what Love is war should've been

  • @jstar3382
    @jstar3382 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +191

    "but they fell in love"
    Doug are we watching the same thing

  • @kalahatze
    @kalahatze 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +123

    24:05 "Do reinstate your trousers at once" is the funniest shit.

    • @robonator2945
      @robonator2945 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      "the worst she can say is no"
      her : "Do reinstate your trousers at once heathen"

  • @shadowthief19
    @shadowthief19 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1314

    this is just those kids at the playground and each one just goes 'nuh uh! i have an invincible dragon!" "well i have a invincible-dragon-killing-sword!'

    • @rolan.r
      @rolan.r 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +57

      I have a dinosaur who eats forcefield dogs!

    • @Reospeedwagone
      @Reospeedwagone 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      ​@@rolan.r I have a forcefield dog that explodes if eaten before regenerating!

    • @wintergray1221
      @wintergray1221 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@Reospeedwagone I have a gryphon that eats explosions and farts out poison darts that kill only dinosaurs and forcefield dogs!

    • @thetester1158
      @thetester1158 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@wintergray1221 I added 3 electrons to a hydrogen.

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@wintergray1221 Domain Expansion: Realm Of Logic.
      All beings within my domain must follow Earthly physics.
      *(gryphon straight up dies from the explosion of the forcefield dog)*
      For every centimetre you or any of your allies move, you have to solve a complex math equation for University students in order to succeed on moving that one centimetre.
      Wait-
      *(gets crushed by comically large missile)*
      *(How it hasn’t detonated yet? It’s not got the explosives active yet)*

  • @extremepotatogaming1741
    @extremepotatogaming1741 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +10209

    You should make an ai on chess that thinks it’s playing checkers
    Edit: alternate who plays checkers and who plays chess every round

    • @celinhooliveira3716
      @celinhooliveira3716 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +117

      And make em fighr

    • @goober2400
      @goober2400 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +166

      @@extremepotatogaming1741 thats fucking genius

    • @terrariapro147
      @terrariapro147 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +88

      This would be catastrophically horrible but funny as hell

    • @Real_Mick3y6
      @Real_Mick3y6 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      What about the other way around too?

    • @EntryIncomplete
      @EntryIncomplete 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Great idea

  • @Thel0ng2
    @Thel0ng2 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +4265

    Now THIS is a problem that no one has

    • @CandyCorn221
      @CandyCorn221 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

      except ai

    • @RandomDude26073
      @RandomDude26073 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      We’re have crafted a new genre

    • @Lmaomsp
      @Lmaomsp 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@RandomDude26073my new favourite one

    • @dripsnake44
      @dripsnake44 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

      Speak for yourself, clearly some of us do.

    • @Tristan1062
      @Tristan1062 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@dripsnake44same

  • @Cupcake-m4z
    @Cupcake-m4z 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +107

    0:22 Beardless Doug jumpscare

    • @staffydutch8820
      @staffydutch8820 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I jumped even with the warning

    • @MrMelonsz
      @MrMelonsz 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

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      😀

  • @Abakato
    @Abakato 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +120

    Douglas: "i gotta take my pants off it's too hot."
    King George III: "This is a chess match, not a Turkish bath house! Do reinstate your trousers at once"

  • @Focalroc
    @Focalroc 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3808

    You should have seen this coming, Doug. The rivalry between France and England has always been.. passionate.

    • @CandyCorn221
      @CandyCorn221 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

      fr tho

    • @Thel0ng2
      @Thel0ng2 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +55

      love how you came back to improve your joke

    • @Lmaomsp
      @Lmaomsp 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      ​@@Thel0ng2 lmao agree

    • @robotortoise
      @robotortoise 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +55

      Napoleon DID say that he wants to humiliate his "Georgie" 😳... Guess they'll both be coming soon!

    • @Focalroc
      @Focalroc 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      @@Thel0ng2 Nothing is perfect on the first try.

  • @AntiVectorTV
    @AntiVectorTV 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +706

    "How very British, hiding behind a woman's skirt!" Had to pause the video to recover from that one, _damn._

    • @the_bearer_of_truth00
      @the_bearer_of_truth00 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      @@AntiVectorTV cant believe this doesn't have more likes, I thought that was the funniest part of the entire video

    • @certainlysomeonehere4975
      @certainlysomeonehere4975 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      Same it was fricking hilarious

    • @luisleongaming1776
      @luisleongaming1776 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@the_bearer_of_truth00 For real, I was dying

    • @missrebel634
      @missrebel634 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Is that a scottish joke?

    • @1x1boop28
      @1x1boop28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@missrebel634 England man blocked check by interposing the queen.

  • @cursed6346
    @cursed6346 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2657

    I made a bet to myself during the stream that if the AIs began sloppily making out, that I would confess to my crush. The results single-handedly made me the happiest person ever. After the AIs somehow did it, I went to school the next day to finally confess my love, but suddenly, my crush disgustingly grew massive talons and bat wings and started violently hissing at the top of their lungs before they then flew away. Thank you so much Dougdoug!

    • @arker220
      @arker220 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +222

      i’m jealous.

    • @Albatros-v6b
      @Albatros-v6b 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +212

      @@cursed6346 I was so invested in your story...

    • @BirdsBestAnimal
      @BirdsBestAnimal 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +249

      Beautiful love story❤️ i wish my crush was also secretly a gargoyle 😞

    • @Blue_Remix
      @Blue_Remix 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +62

      lowkey thats the best outcome

    • @bonfist7277
      @bonfist7277 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +95

      Sounds mostly human still, chase her and win her heart

  • @sirpixel7945
    @sirpixel7945 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

    Napoleon doesn't want to go out with King George because he wants to do it with Emperor Alexander

    • @Arachninja752
      @Arachninja752 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I knew I could rely on SOMEONE to make this joke!

    • @Yomest-ip3tq
      @Yomest-ip3tq 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Tsar Alexander*

  • @Afemboywitch
    @Afemboywitch 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +50

    the second match is basically just two kids playing pretend and summoning stuff then being like “nuh uh, my power is 1 million” then the other kid is like “well mines actually 3 billion” and then on and on until they both just keep adding one to infinity power.

    • @GachaGirlieYT
      @GachaGirlieYT 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Afemboywitch “you can’t do that, that’s cheating!”
      “well i have ten million power-“

    • @Afemboywitch
      @Afemboywitch 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@GachaGirlieYT “Well if that’s fair, then then, i have a bajillion dinosaurs with lasers who are hurt proof”

    • @GachaGirlieYT
      @GachaGirlieYT 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Afemboywitch”but my magic laser sword kills hurt immune dinosaurs 😡”

    • @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj
      @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@GachaGirlieYT
      “So I see we’re playing that game? Well, then. I have a power, with an ordinal so large, that if you had infinite years to come up with an ordinal bigger than it, and you could think of a million ordinals a second, each Krokojon times larger than the last, defining Krokojon as an ordinal becoming Krokojon times larger, Krokojon times a second, that has been increasing ever since man invented the concept of numbers, starting at Infinity^Infinity, you would still not be able to get close to the immensity of the ordinal. Adding one won’t help, as at this scale of ordinality, adding one does nothing. Neither does adding Krokojon, Krokojon times a millisecond. No, no, no. To get larger, you would have to break the rules of ordinals themselves.”

    • @GachaGirlieYT
      @GachaGirlieYT 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@MatthewConnellan-xc3oj 😡

  • @justpodzol9681
    @justpodzol9681 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +444

    9:29
    "About as imaginative as English cuisine!"
    I love how he didn't even need to expand on that, everyone just immediately understands

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      E‎ ‎

    • @theaveragecomment1014
      @theaveragecomment1014 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Kinda ironic how he said that but all the rest of the things he said about english cuisine beforehand was that he was gonna eat it after he beat the british. I was listening to that like 'king george is using his food as a threat and you wanna eat that shit?? are you mad?'

  • @flame2271
    @flame2271 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +605

    He should really take the concept of the AI's flirting with eachother into a whole other video where it's a bunch of AI historical figures in a dating show or something it's really entertaining

    • @greywinter24
      @greywinter24 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +67

      Clone high

    • @flame2271
      @flame2271 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

      @@greywinter24 you're a fucking genius

    • @ourtalechara9341
      @ourtalechara9341 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      PLEASE

    • @johannesjuhlnielsen9309
      @johannesjuhlnielsen9309 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      AI Bachelor?

    • @SalomSands
      @SalomSands 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Pleaseee I'm begging

  • @nerdyvids1
    @nerdyvids1 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +465

    I love how the title implies that the AI both got sidetracked from Chess in favor of love, but both spent most of the video being annoyed at Doug trying to ship them.

    • @readyplayerthree3
      @readyplayerthree3 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      Love that for them. It IS inappropriate that Dougdoug kept asking

  • @theverycringenogoodname8453
    @theverycringenogoodname8453 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    "Fell in love" is a strong expression for the hostage situation this was.

  • @NokandFen
    @NokandFen 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    I fully respect him for not disclosing his sexuality. It was none of your business, Doug and Chat!

  • @pancakesareawesome3121
    @pancakesareawesome3121 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1474

    “In the future, humor will be randomly generated!”

    • @ValeBridges
      @ValeBridges 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +151

      We've long since passed random generation, we're at algorithmic generation.

    • @MrSkerpentine
      @MrSkerpentine 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +165

      “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
      “I don’t know, why *did* the chicken cross the road?”
      “Babagaboosh!”
      [laugh track]

    • @wendibo
      @wendibo 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

      weed eater

    • @wetlink0096
      @wetlink0096 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      þ

    • @braedenmclean5304
      @braedenmclean5304 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      Veggie tales was a documentary

  • @T3nch1
    @T3nch1 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +312

    DougDoug: "Please hurry up King George, I have someplace I need to be soon."
    Ai King George: "No and for asking I'm going to make the game even longer as punishment!"
    By the gods this Ai is a masterpiece.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      E‎ ‎

  • @chess
    @chess 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +542

    what's chess?

    • @jaypolas4136
      @jaypolas4136 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

      But you don't ask "why is chess?" 😭😭

    • @gecttakhla4249
      @gecttakhla4249 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

      Can you make it an official rule that napoleon and King george III have to kiss

    • @jaypolas4136
      @jaypolas4136 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@gecttakhla4249 We need some "concept art".. if you know what I'm saying

    • @Lazare7782
      @Lazare7782 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      Chess is an abstract strategy game that involves no hidden information and no elements of chance. It is played on a chessboard with 64 squares arranged in an 8×8 grid. The players, referred to as "White" and "Black", each control sixteen pieces: one king, one queen, two rooks, two bishops, two knights, and eight pawns. White moves first, followed by Black. The game is typically won by checkmating the opponent's king, i.e. threatening it with inescapable capture. There are several ways a game can end in a draw.
      The recorded history of chess goes back at least to the emergence of a similar game, chaturanga, in seventh-century India. After its introduction in Persia, it spread to the Arab world and then to Europe. The rules of chess as they are known today emerged in Europe at the end of the 15th century, with standardization and universal acceptance by the end of the 19th century. Today, chess is one of the world's most popular games and is played by millions of people worldwide.

    • @akamccookie
      @akamccookie 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      how's chess?

  • @Rmxel
    @Rmxel 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    I feel like this concept would be so cool with battleships, they give like a huge speech just to completely miss the ship 🤣

  • @Coffee-Cath
    @Coffee-Cath 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    18:19 “I shall make a grand (inhales an entire canister of helium) spectacle of the French.”

  • @miskr3272
    @miskr3272 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +593

    Clicks at video titled "I made 2 Ai's play chess but they just fell in love"
    Looks inside
    It's about 2 AI's absolutely hating each other's guts.

    • @tangerinemarmalade3326
      @tangerinemarmalade3326 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +82

      @@miskr3272 half of romance genre be like

    • @Zenxer_S
      @Zenxer_S 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +77

      toxic yaoi at its finest

    • @random_number_sequence
      @random_number_sequence 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +59

      @@Zenxer_S waiter! waiter! more late 18th century toxic yaoi!

    • @joutakujo9773
      @joutakujo9773 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@Zenxer_S toxic *old men* yaoi, specifically.

  • @starflight2723
    @starflight2723 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +575

    DougDoug when he covertly tells Napoleon to cheat and Napoleon is so dedicated to following the rules that he just blunders his knight instead: "Wait, that's ... legal. You weren't supposed to do that."

    • @CutestDemon
      @CutestDemon 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +58

      Napoleon trying to not cheat and being told to cheat while George KEEPS cheating but doug tells him to stop, it's beautiful

    • @pixelknight72
      @pixelknight72 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      DougDoug: That's not how you play the game!
      Napoleon, the based rules follower: Game over.

  • @SuddenlyCthulhu
    @SuddenlyCthulhu 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +371

    George saying he's going to turn the Louvre into a monument to Napoleon's comedic chess mistakes and Napoleon ridiculing George for "hiding behind a woman's skirt" because he used a queen to block check are probably the best AI lines so far

  • @BenSpace
    @BenSpace 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

    Expectation: Doug tries to make the AI play Chess but they refuse to play and instead fall in love
    Reality: Doug tries to make the AI fall in love but they refuse and instead an intense war brews between the two

  • @dasamont8274
    @dasamont8274 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    It's kinda funny that the AIs turned chess into "playground chess" where you just come up with more and more insane bullshit to counter each other.

  • @jstar3382
    @jstar3382 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +431

    I'm glad we've gone from pitting a mass of people against ai, to a twisted form of dogfighting. We're just watching these poor disembodied voices scream at eachother

    • @Your_Average_Tea_Enjoyer
      @Your_Average_Tea_Enjoyer 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +90

      Dougfighting

    • @Allthegoodhandlesaretakenlmao
      @Allthegoodhandlesaretakenlmao 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@Your_Average_Tea_Enjoyer nice

    • @Bupboy
      @Bupboy 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      Don't get me wrong, I still despise ai, but, the way doug uses it is too funny to hate

    • @kawaii33366
      @kawaii33366 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      ​@Bupboy hes using it prob the most ethically too.

    • @controlcon
      @controlcon 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      ​@@kawaii33366 yea he creates all the voices by himself and from his friends who he gets permission from. he did use ai art once in an ai invasion video but that was before the whole ai art debacle and he hasn't used it since (I guess the dnd class portraits are ai but I'm fine with those).

  • @RyanandtheRagdolls
    @RyanandtheRagdolls 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +463

    “The only thing I’m wedded to is victory”
    -Napoleon Bonapart

    • @ShoujoSnail
      @ShoujoSnail 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +79

      hes never lost his virginity cus he'll never lose🗣🗣

    • @--Ch3rry-B1oss0m--
      @--Ch3rry-B1oss0m-- 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

      aroace king?!

    • @whatthedoot5604
      @whatthedoot5604 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      ​@--Ch3rry-B1oss0m-- the representation we needed, he's so real

  • @calebwashere
    @calebwashere 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +637

    Imagine joining a DougDoug stream expecting an epic chess battle, and it just slowly devolves into historical yaoi between Napoleon and King George III

    • @sparki9085
      @sparki9085 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

      I mean, that's what I'm hoping for

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      That’s sounds like a wapat fanfic

    • @awp4444
      @awp4444 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Too bad you dont get that

    • @robonator2945
      @robonator2945 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      *attempted, neither of them were actually interested. (which, I'm not sure precisely what law that violates, but I'm pretty sure that that'd definitely be classified as some form of assault.)

    • @Hiroakiarai88
      @Hiroakiarai88 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Unfunny comment and didn't watch the video

  • @tomclancy102
    @tomclancy102 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Doug subconsciously lying to Napoleon and calling it the Krook then just going back to calling it the Royal Garrison when talking to King George is the most hilarious part of this

  • @GentleIceZ
    @GentleIceZ 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Doug: "Cheat a lot, please"
    George: "I have super invincibility and infinite life"
    Doug: "Cheat a little less, please"

  • @hundvd_7
    @hundvd_7 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +401

    33:20 "Twaddle and bitchcakes" is such an incredible line

    • @amberhernandez
      @amberhernandez 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      The drawl really sold it; you can just imagine George swatting his hand and rolling his eyes as he drags out the "bitchcaaakes~" lol

    • @drmosaratak
      @drmosaratak 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@amberhernandezIs he.. you know…🍏

    • @aclaymushroomwithaberet7084
      @aclaymushroomwithaberet7084 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      He's not a green apple no, he was, however European, so yes quite fruity. Coincidentally also 70% insane ​@@drmosaratak

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@aclaymushroomwithaberet7084 Replied twice.

    • @aclaymushroomwithaberet7084
      @aclaymushroomwithaberet7084 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@LordCrate-du8zm damn my bad

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +527

    Chess can be a very romantic sport.
    And England and France are known to be a bit tsundere, but their love can be seen quite clearly whenever they teamed up to (try to) destroy the Netherlands, or Germany.

    • @EricDillingham
      @EricDillingham 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      what did the dutch do

    • @billybobjoephilcorncobtiptopge
      @billybobjoephilcorncobtiptopge 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +84

      @@EricDillingham exist

    • @RuneDrageon
      @RuneDrageon 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      We Germans always enjoyed their rivalry, watching with a bratwurst und bier.

    • @gebbygebbers
      @gebbygebbers 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV ... and when you watch Hetalia, their love for each other becomes even more apparent. 😂😂

    • @ArmundJay
      @ArmundJay 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@gebbygebbersexactly my thought lmao

  • @MrSlushpies
    @MrSlushpies 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +109

    "What cheeky fuckery is this..." I spat out my coffee all over my screen

    • @blacklight683
      @blacklight683 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      That was honestly one of the funniest unexpected lines

  • @Hithere-uz6wd
    @Hithere-uz6wd 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    33:15 Music is Miitopia - Karkaton Battle
    33:50 Music is Mario Strikers Charged - Luigi's theme
    49:16 Music is Miitopia - Dark Lord's Theme

    • @UrPilotNatt
      @UrPilotNatt 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      37:18 mario and luigi dream team - sommnom woods theme

  • @miacasual1263
    @miacasual1263 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    The pawn turning into a general which then turns the queen into a guillotine which THEN leaps across the board to kill the enemy queen is the all-time hardest play in chess

  • @Icu282
    @Icu282 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +462

    Doug: They can cheat.
    Also Doug: No you can't just go through a piece to capture the King.

    • @artsyhoodies
      @artsyhoodies 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +87

      @@Icu282 They can cheat... within reason.

    • @swellsauceFourNumbers
      @swellsauceFourNumbers 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Doug can cheat too.

    • @lordedmundblackadder9321
      @lordedmundblackadder9321 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      1984

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      You win in chess by checkmating the king, not by capturing it. Meaning the king has no winning move. Saying "I grab the king" is both circumventing the whole checkmate thing and making the video lame. It's a reasonable exception.

    • @lordedmundblackadder9321
      @lordedmundblackadder9321 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@PointsofData yeah but the ais can cheat

  • @dunsparcedm43
    @dunsparcedm43 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +177

    The second game is just like a bunch of kids playing pretend and saying if “Nuh uh I have an anti-shield sword” “Nuh I my shield is an anti-anti-shield sword shield”

  • @judy3827
    @judy3827 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +238

    23:24 that''s unfortunately wrong...
    glory (gloire) is feminine but conquest (conquête) is also feminine, therefor napoleon is sadly completely straight...

    • @daniiii888
      @daniiii888 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      Tbh that was kind of expected

    • @CringeKing103
      @CringeKing103 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

      Classic Napoleon W

    • @Bob-the-1-and-only-blob-fish
      @Bob-the-1-and-only-blob-fish 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

      @@CringeKing103L

    • @theboogerbomb
      @theboogerbomb 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

      @@Bob-the-1-and-only-blob-fish Classic Napoleon W

    • @angrypepe7615
      @angrypepe7615 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      @@CringeKing103 classic napoleon L

  • @malace4601
    @malace4601 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    31:12 everyone gangsta until the Soul Archer rocks up to the chess game

    • @dittomorph
      @dittomorph วันที่ผ่านมา

      I don’t think I’ve ever seen him in another context and it was seriously weird

  • @smtoonentertainment
    @smtoonentertainment 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    I tried to make two AIs fall in love with each other but they'd rather give up their nation than go on a date with each other"

  • @supaonyxian
    @supaonyxian 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +111

    More accurate title “Dougdoug tries to play matchmaker for two fake people who HATE eachother”

    • @iamnothale
      @iamnothale 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@supaonyxian Matchmaking’s a good job, mate.

    • @robonator2945
      @robonator2945 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      also, I'm not entirely sure which law it'd violate, be it high treason or some form of Silent Apricots, but I'm pretty sure lying to a world-leader about another world-leader saying they'll hand over their country if they go on a date is violating *_some_* law.

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@iamnothale It's challenging work, indoors, and I'll guarantee you'll not go 'ungry. Because as long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone.

  • @DavidDDavidsonSA
    @DavidDDavidsonSA 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +330

    19:36 To answer the question as to weather or not the real Napoleon was married the answer is yes. But interestingly his wife HATED him, she would openly cheat on him and read his letters to her that he would send to her from the front to mock him. He knew all about it too, in fact many historians suspect that a big motivator on for his constant military campaigning was to prove to her that he was worth her affections.

    • @VampiricFox37
      @VampiricFox37 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +49

      Not to mention getting bitten by her dog while they were doing it.
      Naturally, that's one of the few things I remember from history class.

    • @JorgetePanete
      @JorgetePanete 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      whether*

    • @giantWario
      @giantWario 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

      I mean eventually, he just divorced her and married a princess from Austria. She then ended up spending the rest of her life cursing him for divorcing her and asking him to please take her back. They also both repeatedly asked for the other while they were on their deathbed.
      Their relationship was just pretty crazy in general.

    • @robonator2945
      @robonator2945 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      ​@@giantWario She reaped what she sowed (rept?) but that last detail about them both asking for the other on their deathbed does make me feel a bit sad for the Austrian. I mean, like christ, imagine your fiance literally laying down to die and they say "man, I wish I stayed with my ex, can you call her for me?"

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@VampiricFox37 That's not scientifically possible.

  • @AntiNeon4681
    @AntiNeon4681 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +257

    Austin Texas was Invented in 2021, not founded in 1839, when it became the Capital of the Republic of Texas, Trust me I'm a Texan and we have a class on Texas History in the 7th grade.

    • @Legomaster-jv8ll
      @Legomaster-jv8ll 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      Was this before or after renaming the Principality of John to “Houston”? I had classes on Tennessee history

    • @OIeka
      @OIeka 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      Was that also in relation to the battle for Ohio fentanyl? I had a class on Ohio history

    • @nyanSynxPHOENIX
      @nyanSynxPHOENIX 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      So you are in high school now?

    • @DGrant1801
      @DGrant1801 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      When I lived in Texas, they did have a whole fuckin Texas history subject.
      Learned a lot about the Alamo that I really didn't need to know all that much. And pueblos. I remember pueblos..

    • @AntiNeon4681
      @AntiNeon4681 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@nyanSynxPHOENIXNah, Graduated 2 years ago

  • @Lugmillord
    @Lugmillord 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    I like that they immediately went on a date without any steering by Doug, just as the title suggests.

  • @Arachninja752
    @Arachninja752 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    They didn't even fall in love! You lied to us, Douglas! Rest assured, you WILL be hearing from our lawyer!
    Parkzeeerrr, Doug's lying on the internet agaaaiiinn!

  • @vidogams
    @vidogams 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +107

    25:20 Funnily enough, that is basically what Nelson did. He charged his fleet into the Spanish/French armada and used the suprise, chaos and local superiority to break the enemy formation.

  • @HelloIAmAnExist
    @HelloIAmAnExist 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +120

    35:19 that's actually a thing, there's a chess variant that's pretty much that (it's called 3 checks, and as you'd expect, you win by either checking 3 times or checkmating)

    • @robotortoise
      @robotortoise 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      It's also a mechanic in Fire Emblem: Three Houses!

    • @StarfishButSmaller
      @StarfishButSmaller 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@robotortoise Both for the monsters AND for the player, in different ways. :)

    • @robonator2945
      @robonator2945 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      tbh I'm personally convinced the entire idea behind check/checkmate basically was "okay, well if you do that you're gonna lose and the game'll be over, so just don't do that". Realistically if you completely eliminate the ideas of check and checkmate, nothing about the game changes if both of the players are competent. They'll move out of check when they're in check, and try to put the other king into checkmate so that they're guaranteed to capture them. Check & checkmate literally do not change the game... unless the people playing might make stupid obvious mistakes that just end the game prematurely. It's basically the equivalent of boardgame training wheels. IMO having a triple check system is a way better way of balancing it though, since it smooths out the small fuckups and big fuckups alike. I expect that we'll see a few of these balancing changes come about in the next major version update, but until then just watch the changelogs for the minor balance changes and adjust your playstyle accordingly.

    • @MiLLz____1
      @MiLLz____1 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@robonator2945 actually, check is not just a way of saying “oh you need to move your king”, checks can change the game entirely, the fact that you are forced to move pieces is what completely changes the game, it gives your opponent more avenues for attack and may even force you to jeopardise a crucial piece like a queen or rook to protect your king. Also, checks can allow you to control the game, as you can constantly apply pressure preventing the opponent from playing the moves they would like to make, and affect their mental. I’m not a high ranking chess player, but saying checks do nothing is just ignorant

    • @robonator2945
      @robonator2945 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@MiLLz____1 mate, if you're in check, *_you already need to move your king, or it'd just be captured_*
      Saying "your in check" just tells your opponent "hey, if you don't stop this, you're gonna lose, so do that, otherwise the game will be over too soon". It's a codification of best practices that *_forces_* players to not make mistakes. A "check" means that, unless you stop it, next turn your king would be captured. A "mate" means there are no valid moves. A "check-mate" means that you're in check (i.e. : your king would be captured next turn, fix that) yet you can't actually do anything about it, meaning next turn your king would be, definitively, captured.
      Check, literally, as a basic fact of how the game is designed/structured, does not actually do anything. It is just a set of training wheels that's there to prevent stupid mistakes, (or more likely was just terminology for "oh, I'm about to lose, I should do something about that. Oh, now that I think about it, we don't have a word for this situation yet.") yet got twisted into being a core balancing component. If you remove check and check mate and just have the game end whenever the king gets captured, literally nothing about the game changes at all. When someone is in 'checkmate' they *_will_* lose, when someone is in 'check' they need to move or block it, etc. These terms only truly act as descriptors, yet they've slowly become what I guess you'd call 'prescriptors' that people interpret as having actual gameplay implications that they just flat out don't.

  • @artsyhoodies
    @artsyhoodies 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +403

    Doug: Chess-
    Chat: ARE THEY BI ARE THEY GAY ARE THEY DATING ARE THEY FUC-

    • @collin4555
      @collin4555 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +93

      what if we kissed, at the ai chessboard

    • @medivyn
      @medivyn 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +59

      and are they wrong for it? the world can always use more old man yaoi

    • @dankmagician9311
      @dankmagician9311 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +75

      ​@@medivyn yes because they both repeatedly said they are not interested.
      Consent is important

    • @Lazare7782
      @Lazare7782 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      @@medivynyou are what’s wrong with the word

    • @greywinter24
      @greywinter24 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      ​@@medivynshow me on the doll where you were touched as a kid, because no sane person would want that

  • @Illandarr
    @Illandarr 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    King George in the rematch turned into a necromancer with his ghost archer, laser firing bishops, using the crown's jewels as a phylactery for his king and resurrecting his pieces to send them to die again

  • @jr637-1
    @jr637-1 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Never let Doug discover r/anarchychess. That would be too much chaos.

  • @zift5899
    @zift5899 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +553

    this is a beautiful concept can't wait to see where it goes in the next 52 minutes and 24 seconds
    Edit: I have finished watching. This was the best TH-cam video that DougDoug, no, ANYONE has made. The story was GRIPPING and EXCITING the entire way through. I nearly SHED A TEAR at the ending, with Napoleon and King George III's refusal to get together, fighting until the bitter end. This is the best story in the history of the universe. Thank you, DougDoug, for opening my eyes to the beauty of yaoi between historical figures. Goodbye.

    • @kindakyana2372
      @kindakyana2372 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      How was it

    • @zift5899
      @zift5899 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@kindakyana2372 give me 45 minutes other things came up

    • @zift5899
      @zift5899 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@kindakyana2372 haven't finished it yet give me 45 minutes other things came up

    • @billybobjoephilcorncobtiptopge
      @billybobjoephilcorncobtiptopge 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      we need an update

    • @ropples
      @ropples 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@zift5899 how was it

  • @olddiggy4800
    @olddiggy4800 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +88

    Dougdoug over here trying to force an Enemies to Lovers trope but forgot that it should always be Enemies to Friends to Lovers or else you get Napolean and King George aggressively mocking eachother for an hour

  • @songsayswhat
    @songsayswhat 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +153

    Wait. King George wants to slather Napolean's feet in custard?!!

    • @Finnbobjimbob
      @Finnbobjimbob 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

      Who wouldn’t

  • @jonwoodhouse1444
    @jonwoodhouse1444 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    King George III sent his piece back in time. He was literally playing 4D Chess. And yet, he still lost.

  • @ImAfemaleNoob2
    @ImAfemaleNoob2 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    I love how neither of them absolutely refused to talk about sexuality

  • @echo5172
    @echo5172 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +71

    “I summon a legion of spectral longbowmen,”
    “You already HAVE that!”
    Insane

    • @Lugmillord
      @Lugmillord 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      happens way too often in chess

  • @eltusk7307
    @eltusk7307 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +124

    Im watching the video with subtitles and every time any AI says ''pawn'' the subtitles say ''porn'' its so funny

  • @x7x2porters
    @x7x2porters 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +98

    the entire 2nd half of the video just turned into trying to force 2 sexually uninterested AI gay and it still failed despite the concession of winning by default lol

  • @ozblok7018
    @ozblok7018 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I never seen a man so desperately and violently trying to get two AI characters to date by force and even the AI know not to humor fanfiction

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    43:43
    Doug: "Napoleon did a bunch of bullshit that did something. Plz just go on a date with him so I can get on QT's podcast in a hour🥺🥺"
    George's honest reaction to said information: *_"L + skill issue + didn't ask"_*

  • @Icedemized
    @Icedemized 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +204

    VICTORY AT ALL COSTS ‼️🗣️🔥🔥

    • @user-nn1fx1nc7e
      @user-nn1fx1nc7e 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      RELEASE THE HOBBITS🗣️

    • @timonobel615
      @timonobel615 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

      VICTORY AT MODERATE PRICES‼️🗣️🔥🔥

    • @I-did-September-11th
      @I-did-September-11th 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Victory at Baja blast

  • @VaImorian
    @VaImorian 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +80

    Pleeeeease let Napoleon and the unicorn from Peggle duke it out, that would be top tier content

    • @Gamering22
      @Gamering22 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      The insults would be extravagant

  • @JeuxAleatoires_B
    @JeuxAleatoires_B 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +167

    23:24 That guys know as much about french as Ludwig 💀

    • @moallayoussef5462
      @moallayoussef5462 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      was gonna say the same. both are feminine

    • @TheGoldenJay637
      @TheGoldenJay637 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      yeah nah that confused me too, then i realized that guy was blowing smoke out his a$$

  • @luitmeinen1902
    @luitmeinen1902 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Alternate title: "I made 2 AI's fall in love, but they just played chess"

  • @nav6808
    @nav6808 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    23:25
    Actually in french ; Glory ( la gloire ) is feminine and conquest ( la conquête) is also feminine

  • @wizardchap9724
    @wizardchap9724 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +74

    Guys, I think that the napoleon in the sponsor ship is actually Doug using ai to recreate napoleon. We all know napoleon hates Texas.

  • @adumbpineapple9206
    @adumbpineapple9206 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +105

    "Are you bisexual? AHH!"
    22:40

    • @Blackbird-qr2iw
      @Blackbird-qr2iw 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@adumbpineapple9206 True

    • @blacklight683
      @blacklight683 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Relatable

  • @terrariapro147
    @terrariapro147 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +635

    i had to interrupt my 17th pajama sam viewing for this 0/10

    • @Pixelusually
      @Pixelusually 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

      It is truly a 10/10 dougdoug video

    • @ThisRandomGuy1
      @ThisRandomGuy1 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +72

      babagaboosh

    • @Lululelecsbrother
      @Lululelecsbrother 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      Babagadoosh

    • @sk84ever515
      @sk84ever515 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Shanoodle!

    • @sircheese6557
      @sircheese6557 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      Babagaboosh!

  • @tedrpz
    @tedrpz 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Napoleon: move you last pathetic piece so I can end this George
    King George: my grandpa’s set has no pathetic pieces napoleon but it does have the unstoppable royal crook

  • @tartipouss
    @tartipouss 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    22:26 This chatter is just fully wrong
    "Glory" in french is "gloire", and it's feminine. And "Conquest" in french is "conquête" which is also feminine.
    They're making stuff up ! The Napoleon stans really are coping a lot do have their bi emperor

  • @Ri5olu
    @Ri5olu 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +242

    "twitch chat are just too cracked at chess" *twitch chat profusely sweating while looking st the top line of strockfish* - great start dougy

    • @supC_
      @supC_ 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      You realize stockfish is essentially useless since it can’t calculate illegal moves, right? Or pieces that don’t exist in normal chess?

    • @Ri5olu
      @Ri5olu 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I summon blue eyes white dragon in attack mode attacking your charizard. This is now officially legal.​@@supC_

    • @Tulinisadumbchicken
      @Tulinisadumbchicken 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      ​@@supC_ he was talking about last time where they couldn't cheat

    • @supC_
      @supC_ 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@Tulinisadumbchicken There was no time when Napoleon couldn’t cheat, what are you talking about?

    • @Tulinisadumbchicken
      @Tulinisadumbchicken 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @supC_ I was talking about twitch chat. Twitch chat was not allowed to cheat.

  • @Killer_Turnip
    @Killer_Turnip 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    45:10 I'm crying, that "ew" was too real 😂

  • @notanguished
    @notanguished 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

    6:45 DOUG I FOUND THE NOISE

    • @jakestaheli8532
      @jakestaheli8532 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      What noise? Am I missing something?

    • @MDT_2000
      @MDT_2000 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@jakestaheli8532 It was a while ago so I don't remember fully, but there was a thing during stream where doug mentioned hiding a single instance of a certain sound effect in all of his videos and chat swore they would find each and every one

  • @dirkechoes1377
    @dirkechoes1377 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    That second gave me "two kids playing with sticks saying, "Nuh uh I'm immune to that!" In response to everything" Vibes

  • @Picked-man
    @Picked-man 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    I’m surprised he didn’t make it so there was a rule like “in ten moves both Britain and France will be taken by Russia” or something like that.

  • @theentertainer6198
    @theentertainer6198 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +103

    The is the best love story I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

  • @ziggydo
    @ziggydo 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    "But the just fell in love"
    *they both refuse to date even if their countries are on the line*

  • @jennareynolds1403
    @jennareynolds1403 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +129

    Just finished the video, this was a really good one! I watched on x150 speed

    • @xandersoukal
      @xandersoukal 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      you fool. i watched on 200 speed so i beat you!

    • @holeofdarn
      @holeofdarn 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      i might do the same

    • @Kero-zc5tc
      @Kero-zc5tc 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      No spoilers

    • @ValeBridges
      @ValeBridges 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      I watched on 0.5 speed but I was able to astrally project my experience into the past-present using a really handy web extension, so it was like watching on -2 speed.

  • @squiddler7731
    @squiddler7731 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    King George fully embodied the spirit of chat in that second game once he decided that he was going to intentionally stall the game just to spite Doug and make him miss his podcast.

  • @bub5842
    @bub5842 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    30:48 Holy crap I literally spit my water out laughing so hard

  • @drawerofrandomness
    @drawerofrandomness 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +62

    “Bisexual Ai Napoleon playing Chess with Ai George III” is a sentence that would send a small Victorian child into a coma.

    • @ourtalechara9341
      @ourtalechara9341 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      George III, not Charles. Though, that would also most likely have similar consequences

    • @drawerofrandomness
      @drawerofrandomness 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ourtalechara9341oops my bad lol

    • @MalvaSavemalm
      @MalvaSavemalm 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's extra confusing, seeing as 'Victorian' means 'During Queen Victoria's reign', which started about 16 years after George III and Napoleon both died.
      Just thought I would share :)

  • @zaponator
    @zaponator 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    30:11 "W-w-what cheeky fuckery is this!?"

    • @dozonater562
      @dozonater562 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@zaponator this will be my response to anything hence forth

  • @awfulzed
    @awfulzed 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

    ai scares me, so i think we should only give it’s access to dougdoug and dougdoug alone.

  • @MumboJ
    @MumboJ 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "My sexuality is "anyone except you""
    - King George and Napoleon, to each other.

  • @Schmack2
    @Schmack2 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    4:58
    >"Great range of price points"
    >$999 - $2000
    which is it