This video infuriates me. It's the perfect exemple of "biting the hand that feeds you". Searing Blow did so much through the game and carried Jorbs through all of the dark times. Remember the footprints in the sand? Yeah. That was Searing Blow. And just as Jorbs miraculously ("luck"? hack?) finds the best combo of cards in the entire game, he starts spitting on our boy, Mr. Blow. Absolutely maddening. I hope Jorbs doesn't get away with that.
I saw TH-cam Jorbs at the grocery store recently. I went up to him and asked him if he would be okay with posing for a photo with him. And I said "Sorry, I don't want to annoy you…" And he said "Like you're doing now?"
That old run was way more blessed than this one. It has shining light upgrade AND whetstone upgrade. Fucking legend of a run. I watch it every 6 months
@@DeepfriedBeans4492 Okay, it's not really a "woosh", i'm just not sure what made you think i don't know how factorials work. "Seargin Blow +16!" is a part of the thumbnail.
@@TheStrongestBaka Ah, I didn't look at the thumbnail, I thought you mentioned factorials because searing blow increases the damage upgrade by one every time you upgrade it, similarly to a factorial but with addition. It's not really quite that anyways but I didn't think about it too hard because I had no knowledge of the reason you made that comment so I just went with the closest assumption I could make.
This video infuriates me. It's the perfect exemple of "biting the hand that feeds you". Searing Blow did so much through the game and carried Jorbs through all of the dark times. Remember the footprints in the sand? Yeah. That was Searing Blow.
And just as Jorbs miraculously ("luck"? hack?) finds the best combo of cards in the entire game, he starts spitting on our boy, Mr. Blow.
Absolutely maddening. I hope Jorbs doesn't get away with that.
Almost as powerful as a single claw
Eduardo
Not nearly as strong as 2? claws
Eduardo
I saw TH-cam Jorbs at the grocery store recently. I went up to him and asked him if he would be okay with posing for a photo with him.
And I said "Sorry, I don't want to annoy you…"
And he said "Like you're doing now?"
Damn they were right, never meet your heroes
@@GetBodiedSon Live Jorbs would never.
I also saw TH-cam jorbs at a grocery store once. I didn't introduce myself, but I did see him trying to steal 15 milky way bars.
@@robertdascoli949 He decided that the risk of getting the curse from it was worth it since he was already at the store and he could just remove it.
Jorbs calling us smart when im sitting here sideways in my chair reaching for a chip that fell on the ground was a moment
Thank you for sharing with the class
I laughed so hard at this, thank you for the mental image of you looking up with like a "Buh?" look on your face when you heard that
Me reading this, sitting sideways on my chair reaching for my lighter... Not exactly the same, but God damn you called me out 2 years ago.
This is a special deck. It was so streamlined to specifically do one thing well, and boy did it do just that.
Between the Searing Blow and the jokes/stories, this was a wonderful run to watch.
Came here to observe how Jorbs manages to make a searing blow deck work. *pulls Corruption/Dark Embrace act 1* ahhhhhhhhhhh
Is this the run to rival the legend of the glorious searing blow run from so long ago?
That old run was way more blessed than this one. It has shining light upgrade AND whetstone upgrade. Fucking legend of a run. I watch it every 6 months
@@moseistrujillo8300 Link? I have to see this
@@mageferago just search jorbs searing blow. It's the one with the most views
@@moseistrujillo8300 I’ve watched it more times than I can remember lol it truly is a legend
Amazed that Jorbs thought about the Act 1 boss card for more than half of a second.
The laugh at the start matches the title perfectly
Me: opens the video
Jorbs: *seal sounds*
Why do i spend so much time watching these? Why do i love it?
NBA copypasta is the most goated copypasta
this deck is so fucking broken and then also, seemingly by chance, there's a searing blow + a million in it as well
How many live viewers do I have to eat to acquire the taste?
This is why i scroll down the comment section
Searing Blow+15 deals 267 with vulnerable
Jorbs laugh is contagious
And I can’t wait to see swole jorbs
😊😮
4:16 wasn't that enough damage?
Yup. It is lethal. He just wasted a potion.
i guess he tought he didnt had energy
yea wasted potion
A tactical sacrifice to the heart for a searing blow run
He slipped up once, it happens
As a TH-cam viewer, I still make sure to go use my Twitch Prime on jorbs every month.
The 4 copies of Impervious was special
Searing blow in endless run. With Flight modifier so you can always go to fire to upgrade.
The one time I voice acted all the card names in an Ironclad run, it was a Searing Blow run. It was extra silly.
I feel the tiniest bit sad every time he plays Searing Blow without saying “boop”.
at 4:20, 9+9 = 18 strikes do 9 a piece. wasted potion? I am confused.
Didn't know Jorbs was a TMBG fan, noice.
Searing Blow redemption arc poj
TH-cam Jorbs is the best
We really are the best. 36:05
Searing Blow +16 factorial? Damn, that's a lot of upgrades.
16 factorial (16!) is 16x15x14x13 etc, not +
@@DeepfriedBeans4492 Woosh?
@@TheStrongestBaka How am I being wooooshed?
@@DeepfriedBeans4492 Okay, it's not really a "woosh", i'm just not sure what made you think i don't know how factorials work. "Seargin Blow +16!" is a part of the thumbnail.
@@TheStrongestBaka Ah, I didn't look at the thumbnail, I thought you mentioned factorials because searing blow increases the damage upgrade by one every time you upgrade it, similarly to a factorial but with addition. It's not really quite that anyways but I didn't think about it too hard because I had no knowledge of the reason you made that comment so I just went with the closest assumption I could make.
my Take™️ on TMBG is that if anyone else but them did the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse music it would be really really weird
Searing Blow never stays upgraded for me
Jorbs nooo, strike when enemy is vuln does 9 damage, it has 18 health you can just kill don't use the potion against the fungi rats noooo
Awesome to see searing blow solo carrying a run in a deck that is otherwise complete garbage.
Enlightenment available in the shop...
Yea lets take coffeedripper so we dont have to feel bad if heal was the correct choice
Searing Blow A La Mode
Searing Blow+15 Kreygasm
Thanks for this
Arma with corruption? lol
Inspiring
A real banger comment. A real banger comment.
!dig
Nice
I'm a TH-cam viewer. I'm the best?
TH-cam viewers gang
I'm a smart cutie :'-3
I almost wish I was an acquired taste instead though so I could know which TMBG songs they are listening to at any given moment in this video.
FIRST
I dont mean any offense but why would anyone watch this guy, what am I missing?