YMS Watches: Pinocchio: A True Story
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Pauly shore must be censored
Rated R
Wasn't this already uncensored?
Is that were the horse anus went?
What's that ending music?
i can't believe this was all a true story.
Especially with the walking and talking animals
I was there, it's legit.
This is actually the tame version without Tybalt and Pinnocio's intense sexual relationship
I'm surprised it wasn't actually The Golden Key
Truly one of the stories ever told
Just think, if the Del Toro Pinocchio and the Disney remake Pinocchio hadn’t come out the same year, we might’ve never heard of Pauly Shore’s banger of a performance
Another blessing Del Toro gave us with his Pinocchio film
On a scale of 9 to 10 how drunk was Pauly Shore?
@@STOCKHOLM07 When he says "I got the whole world to see" he's either drunk or falling asleep
Yep. We really are in the Best Timeline.
@@luccacaixetathe whole ✨worldussy✨
For context about the dubbing:
It was originally in Russian, then dubbed poorly into English for a quick buck. The western world said that nobody would watch this movie unless they get familiar voice actors for cheap. They redid the main 3 voices, and that’s how it is known as Pauly Shore’s Pinocchio.
(Correct me if I’m wrong, but I also believe that the new voice actors were not properly shown the animation to try to have them match the lips, but instead only received the English script.)
Pauly Shore voice acting thought process: If I sound like anyone else, how will they know it's me?
How will they know it's meeeeeeeeeeee?
You probably aren’t that far off lol
The passion behind the editing in these watch-alongs is so damn good. I love this series so much.
The idubbz edit 👌
FAtheR WhEn CaN i leAvE tO BE oN My OwN, I'vE gOT THe WHolE WorLD tO SeE
*Worldussy
"Father, some strange men want to see my growing hardwood."
I WAnNa MeET oTHeR pEoPLe
Worldussy 🥵
Worldussy*
I genuinely could not tell you if Adam was dubbing over the cockatiel’s dialogue or not
he was the english dub
That's a cockatoo, not a cockatiel.
@@LeprosySnail holy shit you literally care more than anyone on that project did
@@LeprosySnail8:53 a cockatoo who identifies as a parrot.
Transspecies? Transgenus?
@@weilim10 A cockatoo is still a type of parrot
Okay, but the talking horse 10/10
FIFTY SHADES OF _NEIGH_
YO WASSUP DOKARYAN! YOU HAVE GREAT TASTE IN TH-camRS!!!!!
Hey, it's our favorite Canadian alcohol dude, funny seeing you here.
Ayy it's my favorite alcoholic next to my uncle.
Yassified Pinochio and T(h)ibult are honestly the only good parts of this film.
I remember over on tumblr, someone tried to say "You should go easier on the voice acting, Pinocchio's voiced by a literal fifteen year old" and I was like, "The hell are you talking about? That's Pauly Shore and he's in his fifties!" Thankfully, people immediately called bullshit.
TIL Pauly Shore isn’t a woman named “Polly Shore”
@@tech6hutch "Polly Shore sells sea shells on the sea shore"
@@nobodyinparticular9640 "The seashells that Shore sells are seashells I'm sure."
The three screenwriters reveal was actually a relief because it explains the three different pronunciations of Tybalt
There were so many Pinocchio movies in 2022 that I initially thought this was the Del Toro movie,and I was like “Damn this guy really fell off”
No wonder he lost that gig doing The Hobbit
Wait, I thought he was directing that Dark Souls game.
When 3 adaptations of Pinocchio come out in the same year, EVERYONE has fallen off.
Don’t forget Pinocchio and the Water of Life
To be honest, that’s kinda disrespectful, since Del Toro is very, very creative with the things he make in his movies.
Fun Fact: Tom Kenny plays Gepetto in this movie. In the Del Toro's Pinoochio, he plays Mussolini
He has the range
"I like-a-puppets"
Ahh yes Into The Tom Kenny-verse.
bro THATS funny
Typecasted to play Italian psychopaths
his inability to identify a cockatoo has bewitched me
To be (almost) fair, it calls itself a parrot at some point?!
I don't think anyone making this film knew what the fuck was going on.
@@AdamFunk although not “true” parrots, cockatoos are considered parrots in taxonomy.
Cockatoos aren't real
It bewitched you, it I dream of Jeannie me.
@@rileyrobin2 Huh, fascinating! I had no idea that was a proper classification taxonomically or colloquially!
Thank you.
Did this really deserve best animated picture?
The best animation winner was a different Pinocchio movie.
@@WaltuhBlackjr I think that's the joke.
yes. yes it did.
yEs
You’re saying it doesn’t?
This is one of those "so bad it's good" kind of movies. It's so bad, and because of that, I laughed so much at this glorious dumpster fire of a movie.
Also it's way better than whatever the hell Disney's live-action Pinocchio was.
Why
@@seamussmyth1928 because the Pauly Shore version is actually entertaining
This reads like an AI-generated comment on the movie.
The Del Toro one was kind of amazing tho
_"Father. Tell me, where can I be on my own? I've got the whole world to see."_
That one line in the entire movie that made Carlo Collodi roll in his grave.
*the whole worldussy
I think it's "when", not "where". But yes.
Worldussy
I'm pretty it's "worldussy" instead of "world to see"
I think the actor was trying really hard to sound like he was wooden too
"Skadee skadee skadee!"
Improv of the century right there. 🙃
this quality of animation is perfectly appropriate for a movie starring Pauly Shore.
Love these "YMS watches". Please never stop Adam!
The berserk horse making an appearance was not something I expected in a Pinocchio video
Nooooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭
GODDDDD berserk is so fucking GOOD man
Ah yes, Farnese's favorite ride
I'm entirely convinced Adam was the one doing that voice for the parrot, it genuinely sounds exactly like him doing a voice
5:11 YMS putting on a gay voice despite being gay makes me think if I can put on a straight voice
Just listen to Ron Swanson's voice and copy him, that's easy.
Just say bro and dude a lot
They redubbed it? Why? That's like giving Ghost Stories an accurate dub
Ghost stories was a fairly standard chilren show, there is no similarity to a weird cgi mess that is this movie
@@KOTEBANAROT Children's show? Bruh Ghost Stories is an anime that was known for its hilariously funny-bad dub because the VA's didn't give a shit about the boring ass story
@@piccolo54trunks2 They were probably talking about the original
Ghost Stories did get an accurate dub, produced by Animax. Plus, the Paulie Shore dub of Pinocchio is a redub of the original English dub.
8:13 you cannot convince me that isn't Adam voicing that parrot
The editor did such a great job
I appreciate that we’ve started off strong with Adam being a guest on Tucker Carlson
I know right...the editor for Pinocchio is on point!
I got to meet 3 of the actors from Napoleon Dynamite last year, and I asked Jon Heder to do the horse noise from this movie, and it was the greatest thing ever.
Huge props to the editor. This is the hardest I've laughed all year.
Oh fuck yeah let’s go. I randomly say “I’ve got the whole worldussy” in conversation sometimes
4:30 the berserk horse caught me SO off guard cos i was thinking the same thing LMAOOO
Everytime the parrot talked i thought you were making a goof and dubbing over it but no... it was the real voice acting
Same with the blinks when Pinocchio wakes up. I laughed so hard when Adam said those were in movie sound effects.
"I never thought I would miss Jon Heder's horse noises". No one ever does.
Just like they never expect the Spanish or Mexican Inquisitions.
Adum should've given it a 10/10 for the talking horse
8:38 look I’m Australian. Been Australian my whole lived and lived in Queensland my entire life. She sounds EXACTLY like we do when we try to copy a British accent.
"Is he gonna get Mr Hands'd?"
* *accessing deeply buried forbidden memory* *
EDITOR YOU ARE KILLING IT
I legitimately thought, multiple separate times, that Adum was doing the voice of the parrot. Like, each time it talks, it sounds so unprofessional I'm like "only someone doing a bit could possibly do this bad a job".
I was about to ask cause he’s dubbed bird noises like in After Earth
For a Weezel film kinda shocked there weren't constant jokes about 'having wood because I am wood'
The joke is then overly explained, and he says he was just being Knotty
KNOTTY PIIIIINNNNEEEE
"some weird game for girls" is the vibe i strive for in everything i create
that outro is a vibe. i feel like im watching adult swim in 2007
OMG I remember the AS bumper with the two intertwined arms-
I wanna know that song name! :]
@@roystenbanjo7464 It's called Cheer Together by Jincheng Zhang! :)
"This is borderline experimental."
"That's right, Jay!"
that girls song caught me off guard for actually kinda slapping
Every time I see an animated movie like this, I always feel bad because I know there are thousands of animators trying to break into the industry, and they end up getting pulled into a project like this, where noone who's working on it cares and the people animating it are put on an 18 hour crunch to get it done.
Wouldn’t surprise me if these cheap knockoffs started hiring D-list celebrities and deliberately used the worst audio takes to try and become a meme.
8:13 - I love how much the parrot sounds like a voice Adum is doing.
Wonder how Adum would feel if Pauly Shore pulled a Disney Remake and kept saying "My name is Pinocchio because I'm made of pine" or whatever they kept saying.
My name is Boyocchio because I'm made of real boy
Pinocchio means pine-eye so they're not exactly wrong
So the fairy only brought the puppet to life for the same reason Ryuk dropped the notebook
5:03 What is Geppetto doing to that boy!?
"Everybody pronounces it differently."
That's common in dubs when the director isn't paying attention. Happens in anime a lot, though a lot less now than it used to.
3:19 Michael Winslow in Police Academy (1984) does a perfect horse neigh after the "someone call a veterinarian!" scene.
Never understood why Pauly Shore was hated in films in the 90s. And then this film reaffirmed everything.
every time the parrot spoke I thought it was Adum doing a parrot impression
Fr
I was listening to this while doing other stuff and I actually thought the cockatoo's lines were all just Adum mocking the other voice actors 😭 but it's REAL oh my god
At the beginning I was like "Well this takes me back, looks like one of the low budget mid-2000s Russian cartoon movies". And then you said it was from Russia and it all made sense.
Pauly Shore sounds like a young gay Tommy Wiseau. Which is weird since he is 1. in his fifties, 2. straight, and 3. from Earth
Are we sure he's from Earth?🤔
I just wanna express how grateful I am for these videos. Going through a lot and I need a good laugh. You’re my favorite horse
At least this Pinocchio does not have any Disney product placement
The parrot sounds like Adum trying to do an impression
When he started to scream "I'M A BOY AND I'M ALIVEEE" I swear I though It was a dub you put.
8:13 I literally thought that was Adum dubbing the bird, like the editor put his voice in 😭
My boyfriend and I watched this movie as a joke, and I fell asleep halfway through it. Thank God I missed the horse's song.
Adum's face of abject horror at 12:04. I'll cherish it always.
Whoever did the mouth animation for Adum didn’t do that great a job
Fun fact: they just gave him some peanut butter so it *looks* like he's talking.
I feel so called out for immediately recognizing the Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride part
The funniest thing is it isn’t even the worst Pinocchio movie to come out in 2022
It actually had a normal dub without celebrities in it but they reddub it because it got a bigger distributor and they could make more money by putting Pauly Shore and Jon Hader
Fruity Pinnocchio was Russian propaganda all along.
just sayin' loved the editing on this one! love the all your channels, adum and gang!
God it was a STRANGE year of Pinocchio movies.
Only 3 of them
5:11 made me laugh my ass off 😂 The “oh moi goahd” was perfect 😂
I’ve never seen a main character played by a more passionate actor
Me and my friends watched this and the Disney remake and we unironically enjoyed this one over the other one.
Have You seen the Netflix one yet
Do an Adam watchs Elvis. His reaction to that film was visceral . Great vid Emes .
Pauly Shore's performance is wooden, because is playing someone made of wood. It's genius!!!
Listening to the voice acting just reminds me of what Mike Pollock said in a recent podcast. Voice acting is a specialization, not a restriction.
great job to the editor! really fun video
Never have I seen Adum happier than at 4:10 when that one line is said
If I had a nickel for every time a pinnochio movie did the "back to life tear" cliche, I'd have two nickels
That's not many nickels.. but it's still weird that it happened twice.
Did you know that pandas fake pregnancy for attention and care sometimes? That’s completely unrelated but give me my like
They really just gave Pauly Shore the script and said "Go fucking wild."
"Fifty Shades of Neigh"... 🤣
5:43 looks like when you zoom in all the way in Cities: Skylines
11:57 I am in tears.
Really wanna see what Del Toro’s movie dubbed with Pauly Shore’s movie would look like.
This was indeed an extremely interesting story
The editor did a fantastic job!
Maybe cus ive been up for 28 hours or adams edits are getting 100% more funny
Disney should be embarrassed this movie is more fun to watch then their remake..
That Mr Hands reference Adam made was demonic 😭
Missed the "SKIDDEE SKIDDEE.. HYUUUUAGH!" when pinocchio leaves daddy
I appreciate how the cats model has the gun built into it so hes just always holding his gun.
This film is perfect for you to cover
Adam called it an African grey but it’s actually a different species. He should be familiar with it since I am sure he has had a cockatoo before
Ten years ago isnt Barbie’s Horse Adventures graphics. Ten years ago is Bioshock Infinite and Last of Us graphics.
*Sees a new YMS video*
Me: Adventure awaits!~
See, to really appreciate the movie, you need to watch it with subtitles.
The original was actually a dark arthouse film.
The original novel was a dark surrealist masterpiece.
Pauly Shore sounds like a mix of Andy Dick and Tommy Wiseau.
3:30 Probably Frank Welker, he does well with non-human characters. I dunno if he did a convincing whinnie sound, tho.
Editing was really fun. Great criticism and commentary. Nice jorb
Has no one mentioned that Geppetto is literally voiced by Spongebob?
But why didn't they explain why he was called Pinocchio? He's made of pine and oak after all.