Ari Shaffir - A Peculiar Dog - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 พ.ย. 2024
- When Ari Shaffir stayed at a friend's apartment for a few months, he tried to train a dog with very strange tastes.
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Ari’s jokes alone are hilarious, but his delivery is perfection
That's not how you use ", but"
He told you he'd never forget it.
Ari is a legend, saw him in Cardiff. Just a straight up comic
That Kobe joke aged like I fine wine
ouch
Oh my
😂😂😂
I mean he didn’t forget ari some how the most honest Jew
See so clearly people shouldn’t be surprised #rapeisbad
"My methods are a little unorthodox...I'm a lot like House."
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅💀
Hi I'm Silas I'm drunk
hahaha man excellent comment
Halfway through this I was like,"...Oh no..." LOL this was great!
Christopher Borelli i felt some type of way with the disturbing animal abuse and exchange in human sperm for a male dog
haha dude perfect comment
When he said Chiuahua, I was like, uh that's like trying to train Bobby Lee!
Incredible way to tell a story, thank you.
''Oh yeah, he goes in there and Treasure-Hunts for Jizz Rags''
Best thing I've heard all day!
Ari is acing life as we speak
Wasn't he forced to end his comedy career?
Ari is hilarious. I am so happy I stumbled upon this
Wrong video to eat lunch to
+Anthony Richkas You are so right. I should have listened.
Also I don't know if this is weird or not, but the size and breed of the dog in his story makes it that much more disgusting to me. If it were a big chocolate lab or something, it almost wouldn't bother me. But it isn't. And it does. A lot.
RIP
ME RIGHT NOW LOL
I should have listened...
Can we please get the other bit for
Joey Diaz? Please?!
indeed. without a doubt spot on.
He never forgot it, and in fact went in online the same day Kobe died. So at least he's consistent.
Ari looks like he renounced his faith for Buddhism
or lasix. cross eyes remain.
Mark Baloyan i pitty the jew
Buddhism or punk nazismsmsms, which would be ironic since..
Mark Baloyan he is a Jew
@@fleaz4984 r/woosh
When your from kansas city so you feel some type of way. but Ari didn't lie though lol
KCMO!
Same
KC BITCHES
St. Joe? Lol
Super Bowl champs bitch
Ari Shaffir morphing into a featherweight version of Rory MacDonald
+josefrancisco lol i just posted that too that mohawk does it
Always great to see Joel pop up in clips, he's got his own style but always makes me laugh
Ari being wholesome as fuck about his friend's dog makes my heart melt all over my left lung. _swoon_
wait until you hear how nice he is about kobe bryant
@@Rhapbus1 th-cam.com/video/KpKkiGTGij4/w-d-xo.htmlsi=KzLVqbeSSs-o8UAz
@@Rhapbus1 he's just a comedian idk
Ari is just a funny dude. Glad he got the dog trained. Was fun to watch. Great video
I live in Kansas city... can confirm it does indeed suck 🤣
Mastered joke telling
MASTERED
REMASTERED
i have watched all of these videos and i still cant tell if there is a mirror behind them or not
oh shit i never considered that
+lili fili There's no reflection of Ari or the camera guys.
+lili fili So either they're vampires, or that's not a mirror.
Butred123, or both.
It's a striper stage
Ari is fucking brilliant
my mans really just introduced himself
Currently in Kansas City and you're right
Luke Wood try Johnson county, preferably south joco, great place
Great story, Ari is getting stronger
I love the title sequence music for this show. It slaps lol
Miss Ari on this show.
Ari is a comedy genius.
Eric Cartman i wouldn’t say that but he’s kinda funny
@@thereverend6512ok dork
It's always funny when they introduce themselves
Hilarious! Let's not judge anyone, we all like what we like! Lol!
Around is perfect example of a horrible human you would never want to be around but an amazing comic
i kinda wish they would make a short with the intro for this season.
I love how in all of these bits the pole is less than sparkling and no comic ever addresses it except once....Howie Mandelof course lol!
This one was just great. Loved it!
He's so proud of himself for trying to train that dog
Lmaooo i eating lunch and almost spit it up in laughter
Did he just introduce himself😂😂😂
Best story ever
That was the best one yet 😂😂
This host in infinitely better than the other one. Way better intros, way funnier, way less annoying. At least in my opinion
He looks so proud of himself after
Hilarious. And gross. But who else was expecting a final callback to the double-crosses featuring Ari's buddy coming home and playing with the new dog toys? Would've been a great tag at the end.
This is why I went to comments
John Harris excellent suggestion
indeed. totally true
Love this goi
You gotta do what you gotta do
if it were anybody else i would call bullshit, but it is Ari, so he definitely did it
Oh dear what the fuck have we here
I can't wait to see this man at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in August.
Gonna be fucking great!
I like that Ari is as disturbed as any of the rest of us😁😁😁
"I'll never forget it" well he was right
I know it's being told for comedy so this isn't a criticism, but if I remember correctly, dogs do this because they can actually work out things like what another dog's been recently eating and how healthy they are from bumhole smell. Which is a pretty fucking awesome sense of smell! They've even done successful experiments training dogs to sniff people for cancer.
you ARE MY HERO
A very funny bit. Well done!
Aritar the last Aribender
That moment. hahaha "you bet your ass I did it". hahahaha he just wanted to be a damned dog trainer.
Ari shafir is a monster but a hilarious monster
Dude I couldn’t breathe💀💀💀💀
" but what I want, is to be a dog trainer"
Finally an audience that isn’t dead
Masterful!
They say dog training school is actually more for the owners than the dog.
Good for him going after Kobe. No one should be off limits for what he did. For you who don't believe he did it, he did cheat on his wife no matter how you look at it. Not to mention he bought the other woman's silence.
yo he's like 50 years old and hes getting way better.
how the fuck has bill burr never been on this show?
you should title this one "i am a dog trainer!"
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Spectacular
Am I the only one who likes the intros??
I like how no one is talking about how this dude jizzed on toys and let his dog play with it, literally no one.
Ima tell you I got a little mad when u said KC sucks but on the other hand he’s right
Juuuuulinggg
Well he did say he would never forget it...
Ari introduced himself.
With that Mohawk, Ari looks like one of those ridgeback dogs 😋
I actually really like Ari's comedy. Been watching all of his shit. Gold
i live in KC, its not that bad but then again its kansas so i wouldn't recommend it
Kansas city is in Missouri tho
Its in kansas too
@@danielkirkpatrick2345 but most of down town is in Missouri
@@addytucker3581 but kck goes all the way to bonner
@@danielkirkpatrick2345 true
Biggest question : How did that cop car make the berm in the intro? (there's no way...)
ARI! That was fuckin great man!
Ari is starting to look like robert de niro from Taxi Driver
Did anyone else get a commercial about getting bigger balls lmao 😂
Fetch training involves tug of war, start with a buzz covered sock, let it win a couple times to make it fun, steal it from him and throw it so he brings it back to you.
Hilarious. This was one of the best in awhile. After Ron White's disgusting shit story this was a nice change of pace
So you finally discovered the dog's only incentive.
When you're from KC and his opening joke is KC sucks. *sigh* he's right though. Let's Chicago.
imagine black lighting his floors,be like a herd of jizzy snails passed thru
Nice image
@Phantom Alpha ,no,like ari i am a dog trainer, so i taught it to play catch......
regardless if this is truee...you are a true comedian
his friend benji is the guy from the show alone together
Dude my dog dances on her hind legs it's gr8
Durant definitely had better shelf life.
If he ever preform again me and my boys wii be the first people to see his show and the last
Hahaha why would you say that when we both know it’s not true? Tough guy comments online are embarrassing
#MAMBAMENTALITY
👊🏽
Who's is the comedy central channel locked for Ireland?
Nothing like laughing your ass of while on the shitter...
I thought the mirrow then i remembered a motel/strip club i was at. thats in the back a bar, a dope ass bar.
Funniest joke I've ever heard!
LMAO
Also remembering a dog my family had around the time my sister and I were hitting puberty. This sick b**** used to eat holes in our dirty underwear! If u wanted underwear, u better use ur hamper & keep your door shut!
i fucking love this man! 😘😘😘😘😘😘
This guy's hair goes through many phases
I feel like he shaved it and then it grew back like a reeceeding hairline. Or maybe he's did that on purpose? The hair in the middle of his head looks like a perfect strip, so I feel like he did it on purpose
lol I didn't even really teach my dog to fetch we started doing it with her one day
LOL MY DOG DID THAT TOO! Loved jizz rags