Ari Shaffir - A Peculiar Dog - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • When Ari Shaffir stayed at a friend's apartment for a few months, he tried to train a dog with very strange tastes.
    Watch full episodes of This Is Not Happening now: www.cc.com/show...
    This Is Not Happening airs Tuesdays at 12:30a/11:30c on Comedy Central.
    Follow Ari Shaffir on Twitter: / arishaffir
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  • @austinlewis5772
    @austinlewis5772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Ari’s jokes alone are hilarious, but his delivery is perfection

    • @MDMAx
      @MDMAx ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's not how you use ", but"

  • @sullivano1
    @sullivano1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    He told you he'd never forget it.
    Ari is a legend, saw him in Cardiff. Just a straight up comic

  • @doktorbone
    @doktorbone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    That Kobe joke aged like I fine wine

    • @restrainedrage187
      @restrainedrage187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ouch

    • @anthonyramirez2176
      @anthonyramirez2176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh my

    • @ryanhamilton9405
      @ryanhamilton9405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @yostman29
      @yostman29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean he didn’t forget ari some how the most honest Jew

    • @DrankenDune
      @DrankenDune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      See so clearly people shouldn’t be surprised #rapeisbad

  • @medicbabe2ID
    @medicbabe2ID 7 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    "My methods are a little unorthodox...I'm a lot like House."
    😅😅😅😅😅😅😅💀

  • @Qurisx
    @Qurisx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Halfway through this I was like,"...Oh no..." LOL this was great!

    • @iamlbmike7187
      @iamlbmike7187 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christopher Borelli i felt some type of way with the disturbing animal abuse and exchange in human sperm for a male dog

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha dude perfect comment

  • @treyhudson73
    @treyhudson73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When he said Chiuahua, I was like, uh that's like trying to train Bobby Lee!

  • @jocelramos6930
    @jocelramos6930 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Incredible way to tell a story, thank you.

  • @DannyHeywood
    @DannyHeywood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    ''Oh yeah, he goes in there and Treasure-Hunts for Jizz Rags''
    Best thing I've heard all day!

  • @HamzaAlBelushi
    @HamzaAlBelushi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Ari is acing life as we speak

  • @saulurena7681
    @saulurena7681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ari is hilarious. I am so happy I stumbled upon this

  • @anthonyrichkas6936
    @anthonyrichkas6936 8 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Wrong video to eat lunch to

    • @nicolinasurel
      @nicolinasurel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Anthony Richkas You are so right. I should have listened.

    • @anthonyrichkas6936
      @anthonyrichkas6936 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also I don't know if this is weird or not, but the size and breed of the dog in his story makes it that much more disgusting to me. If it were a big chocolate lab or something, it almost wouldn't bother me. But it isn't. And it does. A lot.

    • @SandrockCustom
      @SandrockCustom 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      RIP

    • @Danijadebabyblue
      @Danijadebabyblue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ME RIGHT NOW LOL

    • @AllEy3s0nMe
      @AllEy3s0nMe 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I should have listened...

  • @obediahabisua2962
    @obediahabisua2962 8 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Can we please get the other bit for
    Joey Diaz? Please?!

  • @MediocreTCG
    @MediocreTCG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    He never forgot it, and in fact went in online the same day Kobe died. So at least he's consistent.

  • @markysharky2948
    @markysharky2948 8 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Ari looks like he renounced his faith for Buddhism

    • @gotskinn
      @gotskinn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      or lasix. cross eyes remain.

    • @neomcghee
      @neomcghee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mark Baloyan i pitty the jew

    • @godens34
      @godens34 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Buddhism or punk nazismsmsms, which would be ironic since..

    • @fleaz4984
      @fleaz4984 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mark Baloyan he is a Jew

    • @patchworkundead4787
      @patchworkundead4787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fleaz4984 r/woosh

  • @prodigymedia9042
    @prodigymedia9042 8 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    When your from kansas city so you feel some type of way. but Ari didn't lie though lol

  • @josefrancisco6969
    @josefrancisco6969 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Ari Shaffir morphing into a featherweight version of Rory MacDonald

    • @Josue-kr1jv
      @Josue-kr1jv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +josefrancisco lol i just posted that too that mohawk does it

  • @jjsmomma2456
    @jjsmomma2456 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always great to see Joel pop up in clips, he's got his own style but always makes me laugh

  • @robynalice879
    @robynalice879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ari being wholesome as fuck about his friend's dog makes my heart melt all over my left lung. _swoon_

    • @Rhapbus1
      @Rhapbus1 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait until you hear how nice he is about kobe bryant

    • @robynalice879
      @robynalice879 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Rhapbus1 th-cam.com/video/KpKkiGTGij4/w-d-xo.htmlsi=KzLVqbeSSs-o8UAz

    • @robynalice879
      @robynalice879 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Rhapbus1 he's just a comedian idk

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ari is just a funny dude. Glad he got the dog trained. Was fun to watch. Great video

  • @PhilieBlunt666
    @PhilieBlunt666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I live in Kansas city... can confirm it does indeed suck 🤣

  • @10JTGarcia
    @10JTGarcia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Mastered joke telling

    • @10JTGarcia
      @10JTGarcia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MASTERED

    • @AJB4D
      @AJB4D 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      REMASTERED

  • @lilifilingeri2171
    @lilifilingeri2171 8 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    i have watched all of these videos and i still cant tell if there is a mirror behind them or not

  • @ejones8187
    @ejones8187 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ari is fucking brilliant

  • @daniellenewman229
    @daniellenewman229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    my mans really just introduced himself

  • @lawslugger
    @lawslugger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Currently in Kansas City and you're right

    • @stephkicker6190
      @stephkicker6190 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Luke Wood try Johnson county, preferably south joco, great place

  • @godspeedforevertv
    @godspeedforevertv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great story, Ari is getting stronger

  • @robins.9700
    @robins.9700 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love the title sequence music for this show. It slaps lol

  • @davidcedeno9458
    @davidcedeno9458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Miss Ari on this show.

  • @ericcartman5166
    @ericcartman5166 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ari is a comedy genius.

    • @thereverend6512
      @thereverend6512 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eric Cartman i wouldn’t say that but he’s kinda funny

    • @ETAisNOW
      @ETAisNOW ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thereverend6512ok dork

  • @_NewtonMeter
    @_NewtonMeter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's always funny when they introduce themselves

  • @ndnmomma78
    @ndnmomma78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hilarious! Let's not judge anyone, we all like what we like! Lol!

  • @BlackandWhitecustoms
    @BlackandWhitecustoms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Around is perfect example of a horrible human you would never want to be around but an amazing comic

  • @wheresallthezombies
    @wheresallthezombies 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i kinda wish they would make a short with the intro for this season.

  • @rickcoombs4198
    @rickcoombs4198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how in all of these bits the pole is less than sparkling and no comic ever addresses it except once....Howie Mandelof course lol!

  • @rinnskayf946
    @rinnskayf946 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This one was just great. Loved it!

  • @kingkrisp1660
    @kingkrisp1660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He's so proud of himself for trying to train that dog

  • @wirehot09
    @wirehot09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmaooo i eating lunch and almost spit it up in laughter

  • @michaelwilkinson6302
    @michaelwilkinson6302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Did he just introduce himself😂😂😂

  • @BigNoLove
    @BigNoLove 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best story ever

  • @ZakBurrell
    @ZakBurrell ปีที่แล้ว

    That was the best one yet 😂😂

  • @YellowJack6
    @YellowJack6 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This host in infinitely better than the other one. Way better intros, way funnier, way less annoying. At least in my opinion

  • @wherestheovenmit8466
    @wherestheovenmit8466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He looks so proud of himself after

  • @HojoJojo495
    @HojoJojo495 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Hilarious. And gross. But who else was expecting a final callback to the double-crosses featuring Ari's buddy coming home and playing with the new dog toys? Would've been a great tag at the end.

  • @stevedixon9734
    @stevedixon9734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love this goi

  • @localmusiclover605
    @localmusiclover605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You gotta do what you gotta do

  • @Luzbel2912
    @Luzbel2912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    if it were anybody else i would call bullshit, but it is Ari, so he definitely did it

  • @Th3Downz
    @Th3Downz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Oh dear what the fuck have we here

  • @K31R616
    @K31R616 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't wait to see this man at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in August.
    Gonna be fucking great!

  • @coleroberts6147
    @coleroberts6147 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like that Ari is as disturbed as any of the rest of us😁😁😁

  • @keelandoherty3569
    @keelandoherty3569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I'll never forget it" well he was right

  • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
    @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I know it's being told for comedy so this isn't a criticism, but if I remember correctly, dogs do this because they can actually work out things like what another dog's been recently eating and how healthy they are from bumhole smell. Which is a pretty fucking awesome sense of smell! They've even done successful experiments training dogs to sniff people for cancer.

  • @redlightking7795
    @redlightking7795 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    you ARE MY HERO

  • @petermyers479
    @petermyers479 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    A very funny bit. Well done!

  • @barrybohniville3989
    @barrybohniville3989 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aritar the last Aribender

  • @CMConnolly
    @CMConnolly 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    That moment. hahaha "you bet your ass I did it". hahahaha he just wanted to be a damned dog trainer.

  • @BofaDeez77781
    @BofaDeez77781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ari shafir is a monster but a hilarious monster

  • @calebryan8427
    @calebryan8427 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude I couldn’t breathe💀💀💀💀

  • @oguguaobidike9251
    @oguguaobidike9251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    " but what I want, is to be a dog trainer"

  • @tumblingcheerleader4
    @tumblingcheerleader4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Finally an audience that isn’t dead

  • @nikhilsalvi6337
    @nikhilsalvi6337 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Masterful!

  • @CrAzYcArNiE08
    @CrAzYcArNiE08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They say dog training school is actually more for the owners than the dog.

  • @joearsenault8026
    @joearsenault8026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Good for him going after Kobe. No one should be off limits for what he did. For you who don't believe he did it, he did cheat on his wife no matter how you look at it. Not to mention he bought the other woman's silence.

  • @samuelhunter7992
    @samuelhunter7992 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    yo he's like 50 years old and hes getting way better.

  • @bang8782
    @bang8782 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    how the fuck has bill burr never been on this show?

  • @Laugharella24
    @Laugharella24 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    you should title this one "i am a dog trainer!"

  • @wickedpissade
    @wickedpissade 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Support Ari, click on the ads. He's one of the only who deserves it.

  • @ColinHarding
    @ColinHarding 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Spectacular

  • @oatmealisgood4u531
    @oatmealisgood4u531 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Am I the only one who likes the intros??

  • @BigGreasyMen
    @BigGreasyMen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how no one is talking about how this dude jizzed on toys and let his dog play with it, literally no one.

  • @doku6994
    @doku6994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ima tell you I got a little mad when u said KC sucks but on the other hand he’s right

  • @johnmiller8857
    @johnmiller8857 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Juuuuulinggg

  • @TheHmmer4
    @TheHmmer4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well he did say he would never forget it...

  • @namelesswalaby
    @namelesswalaby 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ari introduced himself.

  • @TheSmitty890
    @TheSmitty890 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    With that Mohawk, Ari looks like one of those ridgeback dogs 😋

  • @HFFCANADA
    @HFFCANADA 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I actually really like Ari's comedy. Been watching all of his shit. Gold

  • @skate_rat
    @skate_rat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    i live in KC, its not that bad but then again its kansas so i wouldn't recommend it

    • @JoeMomma88
      @JoeMomma88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kansas city is in Missouri tho

    • @danielkirkpatrick2345
      @danielkirkpatrick2345 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its in kansas too

    • @addytucker3581
      @addytucker3581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danielkirkpatrick2345 but most of down town is in Missouri

    • @danielkirkpatrick2345
      @danielkirkpatrick2345 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@addytucker3581 but kck goes all the way to bonner

    • @addytucker3581
      @addytucker3581 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danielkirkpatrick2345 true

  • @grecco_buckliano
    @grecco_buckliano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Biggest question : How did that cop car make the berm in the intro? (there's no way...)

  • @clintmullins8670
    @clintmullins8670 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    ARI! That was fuckin great man!

  • @kush.5904
    @kush.5904 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ari is starting to look like robert de niro from Taxi Driver

  • @mikaelatownsend1621
    @mikaelatownsend1621 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did anyone else get a commercial about getting bigger balls lmao 😂

  • @punamoku5011
    @punamoku5011 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fetch training involves tug of war, start with a buzz covered sock, let it win a couple times to make it fun, steal it from him and throw it so he brings it back to you.

  • @hinglemccringleberry5503
    @hinglemccringleberry5503 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hilarious. This was one of the best in awhile. After Ron White's disgusting shit story this was a nice change of pace

  • @christopherfletcher5384
    @christopherfletcher5384 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    So you finally discovered the dog's only incentive.

  • @MIASpartan408
    @MIASpartan408 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When you're from KC and his opening joke is KC sucks. *sigh* he's right though. Let's Chicago.

  • @andrewchard2488
    @andrewchard2488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    imagine black lighting his floors,be like a herd of jizzy snails passed thru

    • @KyleOzz
      @KyleOzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice image

    • @andrewchard2488
      @andrewchard2488 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Phantom Alpha ,no,like ari i am a dog trainer, so i taught it to play catch......

  • @BeeryMakesTacos
    @BeeryMakesTacos 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    regardless if this is truee...you are a true comedian

  • @virgil6091
    @virgil6091 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    his friend benji is the guy from the show alone together

  • @layne9663
    @layne9663 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude my dog dances on her hind legs it's gr8

  • @badthoughts9943
    @badthoughts9943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Durant definitely had better shelf life.

  • @BoyWitSauce
    @BoyWitSauce 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    If he ever preform again me and my boys wii be the first people to see his show and the last

    • @Pulpgimp
      @Pulpgimp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha why would you say that when we both know it’s not true? Tough guy comments online are embarrassing

  • @livelife6947
    @livelife6947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    #MAMBAMENTALITY
    👊🏽

  • @jakehornerman
    @jakehornerman 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who's is the comedy central channel locked for Ireland?

  • @Bard420
    @Bard420 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nothing like laughing your ass of while on the shitter...

  • @davidigleniec2483
    @davidigleniec2483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I thought the mirrow then i remembered a motel/strip club i was at. thats in the back a bar, a dope ass bar.

  • @mark-metry
    @mark-metry 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funniest joke I've ever heard!

  • @rarekind6977
    @rarekind6977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    LMAO
    Also remembering a dog my family had around the time my sister and I were hitting puberty. This sick b**** used to eat holes in our dirty underwear! If u wanted underwear, u better use ur hamper & keep your door shut!

  • @donettarmortensen6436
    @donettarmortensen6436 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    i fucking love this man! 😘😘😘😘😘😘

  • @rac7551
    @rac7551 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy's hair goes through many phases

    • @chocolatecharley99
      @chocolatecharley99 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like he shaved it and then it grew back like a reeceeding hairline. Or maybe he's did that on purpose? The hair in the middle of his head looks like a perfect strip, so I feel like he did it on purpose

  • @MrGuy__
    @MrGuy__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lol I didn't even really teach my dog to fetch we started doing it with her one day

  • @chazmiccjazzselie5396
    @chazmiccjazzselie5396 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL MY DOG DID THAT TOO! Loved jizz rags