"hey uh can I get one peppironi pizza?" "yeah whats your address?" "xen" "what?" "just take the portal in the lambda complex to get there" "alright ill be there in 3 earth days"
Soldier 1: Man I'm hungry... when do we eat? Soldier 2: At, like 6 Soldier 1: Dammit, I'm hungry now! Soldier 2: Yeah, a pizza would be nice right about now. Soldier 1: Hey, that guy's got a pizza! Soldier 2: Let's get 'im!
Gordon: "Hey, Mr.Nihilanth, did you order the pizza?" Nihilanth: "Freeman..." Gordon: "I'll take that as a yes, tips?" Nihilanth: *shoots laser balls* Gordon: "You are one bad customer."
It's a remake of Half Life 1 named Black Mesa. Gmod wasn't used anywhere in this. What I did is recorded myself playing through the game, and I captured the silly mishaps and bugs that happened as I played through. When I beat the game, I went back to levels and used console commands to spawn enemies and give myself weaponry to cause general chaos. That's pretty much it.
This video made me want Black Mesa when I was 10. I fondly remember leaving my computer to download it overnight and being so excited for school to be over so I could jump into it. I'm 22 now and this video still makes me laugh hysterically. Thank you so much for making it.
I was just watching the vid and then I looked at the date and it felt like it would be released today. Found this on the main so nice. Hi guys from past and future.
I'VE FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN AFTER ALL THIS TIME! I've never even played back mesa or half life in my life but my brother was watching this video a year or two ago and I have been searching for it constantly.
You bringing that pizza through the whole game reminds me of me bringing a human skeleton all the way to the end of the game in HL2 episode 2 and calling it lenny.
"FUCK THE ARMY'S AFTER MY PIZZA" Oh man, I laughed even harder at that. XD And I was honestly so happy when the pizza came out after you from the pipe. XD Seriously, I was overjoyed. I must say, I really enjoyed this! Good work!
You took your pizza to Xen... you're my hero. I was actually cheering you on as you jumped those platforms with that pizza. I didn't realize I loved pizza so much.
*ringing phone* Vortigaunt: It´s me , dave , I wanna order pizza. Courier: OK *Couier going throught portal to xen.* Courier : Did somebody ordered pizza? Vortigaunt: ME Courier : 2,20 dollars Vortigaunt : ok *Vortigaunt paying and courier returning to earth.*
Found your "half life 2 but dark souls but gmod" video a few days ago without realizing it was from you, then refound this and realized OH CRAP YOU'RE THE SAME DUDE?? Genuinely this was a classic from when I first got into half-life as an 11 year old and a decade later at 21 when I'm reliving half-life for the big anniversary this video still holds up
carrying the pizza through the entire game NEEDS to be an achievement in the official steam release of BM:S as a throwback to the gnome achievement from HL2:EP2
In the new BM: Xen, theres an easter egg in Gonarch's Lair where you can find a secret room with a military record-thingy. If you interact with it, it says about Dr. C. Horn and people stealing his pizza. in this video, you steal pizza and take it to Xen. Coincidence? I think not.
I kinda expected you to throw pizza into Xen portal followed by Shooting Stars meme footage. Then I saw the date this video was uploaded and get puzzled: "Why is it comes up in my reccomended just now?"
I actually couldn't watch this video all the way through because the FOV started making me feel disoriented and I'm normally not affected by things like this. It's not about being 'autistic'.
Gordon Freeman, in the flesh - or, rather, in the hazard suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons. Most of them were government property. As for the pizza, I think you've earned it.
"hey uh can I get one peppironi pizza?"
"yeah whats your address?"
"xen"
"what?"
"just take the portal in the lambda complex to get there"
"alright ill be there in 3 earth days"
Steve2357 We need to build a meme!
I'll take one 18hr old pepperoni pizza that's been in an open box and submerged under water a couple of times.
Fun fact: I do find a pizza in the first Xen map
Xen beta is released NOW
th-cam.com/video/KbZxMadht8o/w-d-xo.html
This man predicted the Pepperoni Precipitation achievement.
Soldier 1: Man I'm hungry... when do we eat?
Soldier 2: At, like 6
Soldier 1: Dammit, I'm hungry now!
Soldier 2: Yeah, a pizza would be nice right about now.
Soldier 1: Hey, that guy's got a pizza!
Soldier 2: Let's get 'im!
@#$! THE ARMY'S AFTER MY PIZZA
Don't you just hate it when the army is trying to take your pizza?
+WittyFellow 24 Those are marines, maybe he had some crayons or something.
We need to build a meme!
I just had SCP:CB flashbacks
You are one hardcore pizza delivery man
Gordon: "Hey, Mr.Nihilanth, did you order the pizza?"
Nihilanth: "Freeman..."
Gordon: "I'll take that as a yes, tips?"
Nihilanth: *shoots laser balls*
Gordon: "You are one bad customer."
jeah your right ... but the pizza is cold! ... or is it?! .... [use gluongun to make it hot and crunchy] :D ☼u☼
Pizza time
Did you just...
...Gnome chompski the pizza box?
+Maxjk0 Looks like it
.
There is an achievement for doing that with a hat! XD
Maxjk0 I remember getting that achievement good times
"DO IT" I fucking lost it.
Black Mesa is a game where you have to run through enemies and shoot so you can deliver a pizza to the Gman at the end.
U spoiled me!
Gman's employers are interdimensional pizza delivery service and they are looking for delivery guys
Pizza simulator
I lost it when a zombie, a vortigaunt, and an HECU marine were in the toilets with the scientist.
sentinel scourge *DO IT*
G'T
Simon Fork I'm tired of playing games
*_I’M DONE PLAYING GAMES._*
Half-Life: 3 woah it’s half life 3 I thought you weren’t born
It's a remake of Half Life 1 named Black Mesa. Gmod wasn't used anywhere in this. What I did is recorded myself playing through the game, and I captured the silly mishaps and bugs that happened as I played through. When I beat the game, I went back to levels and used console commands to spawn enemies and give myself weaponry to cause general chaos. That's pretty much it.
Funny how you dont know the ARG that the devs set up.. you know, with the pizza...
wait...
YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!
321haiqal
I know all about it. There's hidden pizzas and stuff.
***** Is that Jean Jacques Perry playing in the background?
Please Make Another One These short Recording Sessions Are good
what is the command to spawn a tank? XD
There should be "Pizza Delivery" achievement for this :D
+Mr. Darkness Someone should get in touch with the developers on this XD
There is already one that is going to be similiar to it, like that one when you have to take that purple top hat to the portal
The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza, absolutively!
The Krusty Krab pizza, for you and MEEEEEE!
I think the achivement would be called, "Hardend Delivery boy"
There should be an achievement for taking the bible in the lobby j to the test chamber.
2:40 The Pizza Is Aggressive
Just another day in the life of Jimmy Nutrin
FullMetalBacon "Jimmy ur mom is ded. Order some pizza" "Okay daddy ;)"
Ou Shiet
H-hello c-can someone please get me some toilet paper?
Marine: DO IT!!!
Yehp, I laughed my ass off! xD
Marine: "I'M TIRED OF PLAYING GAMES."
You inspired me to carry the pizza all the way to Zen.
Holy hell its hard.
CURSE THOSE LADDERS!!!!
+Karishad Elexion It's the Gnome Chompski of Black Mesa.
The Purple hat was next to impossible with the ladders around the rocket in chapter: on a rail.
"zen"
@@itsmant3 imagine correcting a 5 year old comment
@@itsmant3 imagine that in some languages "xen" is "zen"
"This video contains materials which is not allowed in your country" damn it
must be the pizza
Morning^ Gabe Newell gets so protective of it lately
Were they anomalous?
So... A man taking pizza into another dimension is illegal?
WOW
vpn time
one step for slice........one big step for pizza
i think, ONE SLICE FOR PIZZA, ONE GIANT PIZZA FOR MANKIND!
"thats one small slice for man, one giant pie for mankind!"
And then they made his pizza challange into an achivement, what a legend
This video made me want Black Mesa when I was 10. I fondly remember leaving my computer to download it overnight and being so excited for school to be over so I could jump into it. I'm 22 now and this video still makes me laugh hysterically. Thank you so much for making it.
"FUCK THE ARMY'S AFTER MY PIZZA"
Got me good.
3:34
“That’s what happens when you set it on the popcorn setting. It never works.”
-Barney, 2009
''Cute hound eye''? ''CUTE''?!??! it's face is prolapsing for fucks sake!
***** this is the best comment.
But it's watching TV!
Houndeye is cute like doggo
i love houndeyes. they are as cute as headcrabs.
That's them blinking.
I may have found this 6 years too late.. but it was worth the wait.
That Scientist must be the man who discovered the BONK! recipe.
I was watching that part when I read this lol
Poor pizza :( i almostt cried when you thought you lost the pizza
Man, you must really love that pizza.
I was just watching the vid and then I looked at the date and it felt like it would be released today. Found this on the main so nice. Hi guys from past and future.
This video is probably the reason the ''Pepperoni precipitation'' achievement exists
I'm like 99% sure it is
The fact that this mod came out after 8 years of development gives me hope for HL3.
can you make a video of you taking out the entire army raid to protect your pizza? XD
Now that the full game is out, there's actually a secret ending for taking the Pizza even further.
Houndeyes are so cute~!!!! I'd hug them even if my ears popped 24-7!
Houndeyes were intended to be friendly, but playtesters kept abusing the cute doggos.
All Hail the Pizza
directed by michael bay
OH FUCK, YOUR FOV IS KILLING MY EYES, SRSLY.
+Ki ŁŁ3 я ~ ρя0™ That's hilarious.
+SHDW™ I thought half of my screen was cut off or something
LapnLook Lol, same
+uNkn-0wn™ The feeling when you're used to 110 fov
It's like halo 1.
I'VE FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN AFTER ALL THIS TIME!
I've never even played back mesa or half life in my life but my brother was watching this video a year or two ago and I have been searching for it constantly.
2012 TH-cam recommendation:
2013:
...
2020 TH-cam recommendation: *LET ME INTRODUCE THIS VIDEO*
You bringing that pizza through the whole game reminds me of me bringing a human skeleton all the way to the end of the game in HL2 episode 2 and calling it lenny.
I absolutely died laughing at the army trying to steal your pizza XD
0:30
*in engineer's voice*
That's what ya get.
Dude I read it in Engis voice
"FUCK THE ARMY'S AFTER MY PIZZA" Oh man, I laughed even harder at that. XD
And I was honestly so happy when the pizza came out after you from the pipe. XD Seriously, I was overjoyed.
I must say, I really enjoyed this! Good work!
3:21 Phill Swift: it even works underwater!
6:47
Achievement Unlocked!
Delicious Specimen
I actually cheered at 5:27 I thought the pizza run was over for sure.
You took your pizza to Xen... you're my hero.
I was actually cheering you on as you jumped those platforms with that pizza. I didn't realize I loved pizza so much.
Ladies and gentlemen, the pizza has landed.
3:34 the reaction just before the explosion
Holy shit, Black Mesa is 10 years old...
crazy it took 16 years to finish this project
@@jazdajazda2191 ahah the newbies
This man is single-handedly responsible for bringing the spirit of Gnome Chompski into Black Mesa through a friggin' *pizza*.
"Let's do this Texas style!"
*_drifting through explosives_*
_YEEEEEEE HAAW_
The secret acheivment should've been carrying that pizza through the game.
When Oxen is available will you do the pizza in Xen
If they actually code the game to allow me to bring the pizza with me into Xen, then I absolutely will.
If you aren't able to bring it in to Xen could you spawn it in Xen?
Possibly. I'm certain there's a way to spawn pizza props with console commands, it's just a matter of finding the right code to write in.
***** Heres a xen mod for Black mesa so spawn a pizza! www.moddb.com/mods/black-mesa-xen-improved-maps-from-half-life
*ringing phone*
Vortigaunt: It´s me , dave , I wanna order pizza.
Courier: OK
*Couier going throught portal to xen.*
Courier : Did somebody ordered pizza?
Vortigaunt: ME
Courier : 2,20 dollars
Vortigaunt : ok
*Vortigaunt paying and courier returning to earth.*
Pizza Delivery simulator 1998
Garet Rooks lel
+Garet Rooks *couGHING*
Ike 2012*
+FD The Gaming Animator
The game's events takes place in 1998 ;)
I was referencing that =]
Ike oh ok
i wonder if he ever replayed the game to bring the pizza finally to xen
if he did he would get an achievement
"Fuck! The army's after my pizza!" -UntouchedShadow, 2012
+Hoovy Pootismann This quote has changed many lives.
Found your "half life 2 but dark souls but gmod" video a few days ago without realizing it was from you, then refound this and realized OH CRAP YOU'RE THE SAME DUDE?? Genuinely this was a classic from when I first got into half-life as an 11 year old and a decade later at 21 when I'm reliving half-life for the big anniversary this video still holds up
also the dark souls gmod video was a masterpiece, already started a rewatch
Oh yeah, that's me! I'm glad you enjoyed this stuff!
We got the full release now with Xen and... god Black Mesa Xen is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
03:56 Every public bathrooms be like
And after 8 years they finally released it, with XEN!
Guys, music from 0:16 Perrey & Kingsley-Swan's Splashdown
4:06 Staplerfahrer Klaus - the Game
4:27 I expected explosions in the control room (where that guy opened the door)
This video belongs in a museum
This video seems relevant to some video I've watched before, not just this video, but somebody who makes the video like this before
THE FUCKING ARMY IS AFTER MY PIZZA!
the guard sure did warn us we cant get through there
carrying the pizza through the entire game NEEDS to be an achievement in the official steam release of BM:S as a throwback to the gnome achievement from HL2:EP2
In the new BM: Xen, theres an easter egg in Gonarch's Lair where you can find a secret room with a military record-thingy. If you interact with it, it says about Dr. C. Horn and people stealing his pizza. in this video, you steal pizza and take it to Xen. Coincidence? I think not.
Barney talked about it and yeah 🤣🤣 it's funny as fuck
0:04 you know that i cant let you in
2 seconds later
Now i know
this boys dedication for that pizza is real good for you buddy :D
4:07 engineer gaming
Gus gaming
I love that you brought a Pizza to Xen.
and after 8 years it gets recommended to me
Your FOV hurts my special eyes.
Now give me my pizza.
And a slap in the face.
World’s greatest pizza man will stop at nothing to deliver his customer’s pizza
I lost it at "FUCK THE ARMY'S AFTER MY PIZZA"
God damn gold of a video.
I'm very concerned about your FOV.
Scienstist:Hello? Could someone give me a toilet paper?
Marine:DO IT
That forklift though
Pizza made it? Confirmed level 100 Freeman.
This whole video was just a guy trying to deliver pizza to Zen
And thus, the purple hat achievement was born...
The only time Gordon is actually hungry.
Hooray for pizza! Should be the official achievement.
I love the part with the Marine in the toilet
Congratulations, man, now i'm delivering pizza to Nihilante right now
They actually did add an achievement to carry the pizza to the endgame now..
GOING WHERE NO PIZZA HAS GONE BEFORE
Scientist: Could somebody give me some toilet paper?
HECU Guy: DO IT!
There is a secret at the end of the game if you take the pizza to the Nihilanth chamber and you finish the game.
Didn't realise Engie worked at Black Mesa after his previous gig
Pizza might be cold, but hey, at least you won't starve in xen.
0:18 That music, did you watch benbuja's GTAIV bloopers glitches and funny stuff too? That just sent me down memory lane 🥲
I kinda expected you to throw pizza into Xen portal followed by Shooting Stars meme footage. Then I saw the date this video was uploaded and get puzzled: "Why is it comes up in my reccomended just now?"
the first pizza to enter zen...
"one small step for pie, one giant leap for all italian-food kind..."
Barney looks different in Black Mesa and in Hl2 he looks even more different.
I don't there is Barney on BM.
Liked because you bringing pizza to xen
that FOV makes me physically sick
Jake Voss look in the description
RedReign lmao people actually do feel sick if their FOV is too low
I actually couldn't watch this video all the way through because the FOV started making me feel disoriented and I'm normally not affected by things like this. It's not about being 'autistic'.
Grow a fucking spine, you peasant.
@@Derpington9821 you obviously never watch any tf2 video
I can't believe this video made the developers make the hat achievement where you have to carry a hat through the ENTIRE game. I'm not joking.
“I solve practical problems “
Gordon Freeman, in the flesh - or, rather, in the hazard suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons. Most of them were government property. As for the pizza, I think you've earned it.
Adventures Of UntouchedShadow and Pizza
Love the ending when I hear someone yell wtf when hl2.exe crashes. xD
where is it from?