Black Mesa Source Silliness
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ก.ย. 2012
- Because after 8 years of waiting, you start to do some silly shit.
Comment about my FOV hurting your special eyes for a free slice of pizza and a slap across the face.
And yes, I really did carry a pizza to Xen. Would you abandon such a delicious looking specimen such as that?
Real talk now, I dunno what happened with the FOV. This was recorded with the Source Engine's built in recording software and I think that fucked it up. - เกม
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"hey uh can I get one peppironi pizza?"
"yeah whats your address?"
"xen"
"what?"
"just take the portal in the lambda complex to get there"
"alright ill be there in 3 earth days"
Steve2357 We need to build a meme!
I'll take one 18hr old pepperoni pizza that's been in an open box and submerged under water a couple of times.
Fun fact: I do find a pizza in the first Xen map
Xen beta is released NOW
th-cam.com/video/KbZxMadht8o/w-d-xo.html
This man predicted the Pepperoni Precipitation achievement.
Soldier 1: Man I'm hungry... when do we eat?
Soldier 2: At, like 6
Soldier 1: Dammit, I'm hungry now!
Soldier 2: Yeah, a pizza would be nice right about now.
Soldier 1: Hey, that guy's got a pizza!
Soldier 2: Let's get 'im!
@#$! THE ARMY'S AFTER MY PIZZA
Don't you just hate it when the army is trying to take your pizza?
+WittyFellow 24 Those are marines, maybe he had some crayons or something.
We need to build a meme!
I just had SCP:CB flashbacks
You are one hardcore pizza delivery man
Gordon: "Hey, Mr.Nihilanth, did you order the pizza?"
Nihilanth: "Freeman..."
Gordon: "I'll take that as a yes, tips?"
Nihilanth: *shoots laser balls*
Gordon: "You are one bad customer."
jeah your right ... but the pizza is cold! ... or is it?! .... [use gluongun to make it hot and crunchy] :D ☼u☼
Pizza time
Did you just...
...Gnome chompski the pizza box?
+Maxjk0 Looks like it
.
There is an achievement for doing that with a hat! XD
Maxjk0 I remember getting that achievement good times
"Could somebody get me some toilet paper? DO IT"
that was the best part i ever seen
JUST DO IT!!!!!
DO IT
Toilet paper, the best drug in town.
@@willdavies2003 *Morphine Administred*
Black Mesa is a game where you have to run through enemies and shoot so you can deliver a pizza to the Gman at the end.
U spoiled me!
Gman's employers are interdimensional pizza delivery service and they are looking for delivery guys
Pizza simulator
"DO IT" I fucking lost it.
It's a remake of Half Life 1 named Black Mesa. Gmod wasn't used anywhere in this. What I did is recorded myself playing through the game, and I captured the silly mishaps and bugs that happened as I played through. When I beat the game, I went back to levels and used console commands to spawn enemies and give myself weaponry to cause general chaos. That's pretty much it.
Funny how you dont know the ARG that the devs set up.. you know, with the pizza...
wait...
YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!
321haiqal
I know all about it. There's hidden pizzas and stuff.
***** Is that Jean Jacques Perry playing in the background?
Please Make Another One These short Recording Sessions Are good
what is the command to spawn a tank? XD
There should be "Pizza Delivery" achievement for this :D
+Mr. Darkness Someone should get in touch with the developers on this XD
There is already one that is going to be similiar to it, like that one when you have to take that purple top hat to the portal
The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza, absolutively!
The Krusty Krab pizza, for you and MEEEEEE!
I think the achivement would be called, "Hardend Delivery boy"
There should be an achievement for taking the bible in the lobby j to the test chamber.
2:40 The Pizza Is Aggressive
Just another day in the life of Jimmy Nutrin
FullMetalBacon "Jimmy ur mom is ded. Order some pizza" "Okay daddy ;)"
Ou Shiet
I lost it when a zombie, a vortigaunt, and an HECU marine were in the toilets with the scientist.
sentinel scourge *DO IT*
G'T
Simon Fork I'm tired of playing games
*_I’M DONE PLAYING GAMES._*
Half-Life: 3 woah it’s half life 3 I thought you weren’t born
H-hello c-can someone please get me some toilet paper?
Marine: DO IT!!!
Yehp, I laughed my ass off! xD
Marine: "I'M TIRED OF PLAYING GAMES."
And then they made his pizza challange into an achivement, what a legend
"This video contains materials which is not allowed in your country" damn it
must be the pizza
Morning^ Gabe Newell gets so protective of it lately
Were they anomalous?
So... A man taking pizza into another dimension is illegal?
WOW
vpn time
''Cute hound eye''? ''CUTE''?!??! it's face is prolapsing for fucks sake!
***** this is the best comment.
But it's watching TV!
Houndeye is cute like doggo
i love houndeyes. they are as cute as headcrabs.
That's them blinking.
You inspired me to carry the pizza all the way to Zen.
Holy hell its hard.
CURSE THOSE LADDERS!!!!
+Karishad Elexion It's the Gnome Chompski of Black Mesa.
The Purple hat was next to impossible with the ladders around the rocket in chapter: on a rail.
"zen"
@@itsmant3 imagine correcting a 5 year old comment
@@itsmant3 imagine that in some languages "xen" is "zen"
"FUCK THE ARMY'S AFTER MY PIZZA"
Got me good.
one step for slice........one big step for pizza
i think, ONE SLICE FOR PIZZA, ONE GIANT PIZZA FOR MANKIND!
"thats one small slice for man, one giant pie for mankind!"
That Scientist must be the man who discovered the BONK! recipe.
I was watching that part when I read this lol
Poor pizza :( i almostt cried when you thought you lost the pizza
3:34
“That’s what happens when you set it on the popcorn setting. It never works.”
-Barney, 2009
I may have found this 6 years too late.. but it was worth the wait.
Man, you must really love that pizza.
can you make a video of you taking out the entire army raid to protect your pizza? XD
directed by michael bay
OH FUCK, YOUR FOV IS KILLING MY EYES, SRSLY.
+Ki ŁŁ3 я ~ ρя0™ That's hilarious.
+SHDW™ I thought half of my screen was cut off or something
LapnLook Lol, same
+uNkn-0wn™ The feeling when you're used to 110 fov
It's like halo 1.
I was just watching the vid and then I looked at the date and it felt like it would be released today. Found this on the main so nice. Hi guys from past and future.
"FUCK THE ARMY'S AFTER MY PIZZA" Oh man, I laughed even harder at that. XD
And I was honestly so happy when the pizza came out after you from the pipe. XD Seriously, I was overjoyed.
I must say, I really enjoyed this! Good work!
This video made me want Black Mesa when I was 10. I fondly remember leaving my computer to download it overnight and being so excited for school to be over so I could jump into it. I'm 22 now and this video still makes me laugh hysterically. Thank you so much for making it.
This video is probably the reason the ''Pepperoni precipitation'' achievement exists
I'm like 99% sure it is
The fact that this mod came out after 8 years of development gives me hope for HL3.
I absolutely died laughing at the army trying to steal your pizza XD
All Hail the Pizza
Houndeyes are so cute~!!!! I'd hug them even if my ears popped 24-7!
Houndeyes were intended to be friendly, but playtesters kept abusing the cute doggos.
You bringing that pizza through the whole game reminds me of me bringing a human skeleton all the way to the end of the game in HL2 episode 2 and calling it lenny.
Now that the full game is out, there's actually a secret ending for taking the Pizza even further.
When Oxen is available will you do the pizza in Xen
If they actually code the game to allow me to bring the pizza with me into Xen, then I absolutely will.
If you aren't able to bring it in to Xen could you spawn it in Xen?
Possibly. I'm certain there's a way to spawn pizza props with console commands, it's just a matter of finding the right code to write in.
***** Heres a xen mod for Black mesa so spawn a pizza! www.moddb.com/mods/black-mesa-xen-improved-maps-from-half-life
*ringing phone*
Vortigaunt: It´s me , dave , I wanna order pizza.
Courier: OK
*Couier going throught portal to xen.*
Courier : Did somebody ordered pizza?
Vortigaunt: ME
Courier : 2,20 dollars
Vortigaunt : ok
*Vortigaunt paying and courier returning to earth.*
Holy shit, Black Mesa is 10 years old...
crazy it took 16 years to finish this project
@@jazdajazda2191 ahah the newbies
6:47
Achievement Unlocked!
Delicious Specimen
I actually cheered at 5:27 I thought the pizza run was over for sure.
3:34 the reaction just before the explosion
i wonder if he ever replayed the game to bring the pizza finally to xen
if he did he would get an achievement
Pizza Delivery simulator 1998
Garet Rooks lel
+Garet Rooks *couGHING*
Ike 2012*
+FD The Gaming Animator
The game's events takes place in 1998 ;)
I was referencing that =]
Ike oh ok
I'VE FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN AFTER ALL THIS TIME!
I've never even played back mesa or half life in my life but my brother was watching this video a year or two ago and I have been searching for it constantly.
2012 TH-cam recommendation:
2013:
...
2020 TH-cam recommendation: *LET ME INTRODUCE THIS VIDEO*
Ladies and gentlemen, the pizza has landed.
"Fuck! The army's after my pizza!" -UntouchedShadow, 2012
+Hoovy Pootismann This quote has changed many lives.
0:30
*in engineer's voice*
That's what ya get.
Dude I read it in Engis voice
3:21 Phill Swift: it even works underwater!
4:06 Staplerfahrer Klaus - the Game
THE FUCKING ARMY IS AFTER MY PIZZA!
this boys dedication for that pizza is real good for you buddy :D
You took your pizza to Xen... you're my hero.
I was actually cheering you on as you jumped those platforms with that pizza. I didn't realize I loved pizza so much.
This video seems relevant to some video I've watched before, not just this video, but somebody who makes the video like this before
"Let's do this Texas style!"
*_drifting through explosives_*
_YEEEEEEE HAAW_
and after 8 years it gets recommended to me
the guard sure did warn us we cant get through there
Scienstist:Hello? Could someone give me a toilet paper?
Marine:DO IT
I love that you brought a Pizza to Xen.
Your FOV hurts my special eyes.
Now give me my pizza.
And a slap in the face.
This video belongs in a museum
This man is single-handedly responsible for bringing the spirit of Gnome Chompski into Black Mesa through a friggin' *pizza*.
Pizza made it? Confirmed level 100 Freeman.
I kinda expected you to throw pizza into Xen portal followed by Shooting Stars meme footage. Then I saw the date this video was uploaded and get puzzled: "Why is it comes up in my reccomended just now?"
I lost it at "FUCK THE ARMY'S AFTER MY PIZZA"
God damn gold of a video.
i loved this video, really awesome buddy.
presented to you by 10 FOV
Congratulations, man, now i'm delivering pizza to Nihilante right now
And after 8 years they finally released it, with XEN!
The secret acheivment should've been carrying that pizza through the game.
World’s greatest pizza man will stop at nothing to deliver his customer’s pizza
Scientist: Could somebody give me some toilet paper?
HECU Guy: DO IT!
GOING WHERE NO PIZZA HAS GONE BEFORE
Hooray for pizza! Should be the official achievement.
The only time Gordon is actually hungry.
this deserves way more views
4:07 engineer gaming
Gus gaming
Oh, you cutted the pony tail :( - Yeah !
Scientist: Could somebody get me some toilet paper ? :( - Zombie: Wooah ! - Soldier: DO IT !
You know the latest Black Mesa stole this man's video of him carrying A pizza across the whole game, and replacing it with A Purple Hat...
Nah it's the other way around. The achievement for taking the Purple Hat to Xen was already in the game before I did this. I knew about it, but I honestly just didn't care for the hat, so I did it with the glorious Pizza instead.
Where did the forklift player model come from?
RileyPivot But how did a HL1 model make it into Black Mesa? Was it a custom mod, or is it already out there?
RileyPivot but how become it?
Foxy The Pirate Probably some forms of player model command. The model would need to be placed in the right folder though
Fun fact: the name of that construction worker dude is called Gus.
That forklift though
u should do more vids like this XD it was great
Can we have a livestream of you taking the pizza to Xen when it comes out?
0:04 you know that i cant let you in
2 seconds later
Now i know
Liked because you bringing pizza to xen
Pizza is the new garden gnome.
This whole video was just a guy trying to deliver pizza to Zen
Pizza might be cold, but hey, at least you won't starve in xen.
BM team - hurry up. Nihilanth is waiting for his pizza. This might be the job that the G-man was talking with that scientist about on the beginning of half-life.
BTW, That 1812 ouverture perfectly matches the mood in the end :D.
*The pizza is now a secret ending.*
“I solve practical problems “
*insert pizza box achievement reference here*
And thus, the purple hat achievement was born...
I love the part with the Marine in the toilet
There is a secret at the end of the game if you take the pizza to the Nihilanth chamber and you finish the game.
How have I never seen this Half-Life goodness?
In the new BM: Xen, theres an easter egg in Gonarch's Lair where you can find a secret room with a military record-thingy. If you interact with it, it says about Dr. C. Horn and people stealing his pizza. in this video, you steal pizza and take it to Xen. Coincidence? I think not.
Barney talked about it and yeah 🤣🤣 it's funny as fuck
Made me laugh so hard I hit the subscribe button :D
Come on Crowbar Collective, we got an achievement in Episode two for bringing a gnome all the way to white forest, same in Transmissions: Element 120 for bringing a gnome to another gnome, we need an achievement for bringing pizza to Xen, as a soldier in the bathroom once said
*DO IT*
an adventure with pizza