Steamed Hams But It's Heavy and The Soldier [SFM]

LOOK HERE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! The audio was done by ch1lly, so go give em' some kudos for their sentence splicing:
• steamed fortress 2
This took a ridiculous amount of work but Hell it was worth it.

[@olgjard2413]

-What region?
-Russia

[@TheBonkleFox]

Soldier is pretty delusional so i honestly buy that he'd buy that excuse so easily.

[@Payday5]

*russia anthem intensifies*

[@DaveCrosshaw]

@@TheBonkleFox he wouldn't have a problem with the state of the meat, he'd have a problem thinking the sandvich is a communist

[@gagetv2922]

No, It Is Russian.

[@olbradley]

*_Siberia_*

[@malsypright]

The real Soldier was too confused by Heavy's directions and never showed up

[@yoshithepyrosaur9690]

No, he just forgot the directions and somehow made it to the RED Heavy's house

[@owaine-changaming]

i cant think of a name lol it’s a joke on how stupid soldier can be and it is a lot

[@justcommenting6791]

The real solder was to confused to find the map

[@geefisdead]

SOLDIER IS A SPY

[@okutem2014]

Someone else liked the comment as i was opening the replies

[@mirzamnimu]

It warms my heart that people are still using the TF2 models to make movies and memes in 2018.

[@greasehog]

What can we say? TF2 is the embodiment of video game memes.

[@hattedshadow2872]

As a doctor you should know :)

[@CaptainTransit]

One reason TF2 will NEVER die.

[@Jaden_K]

Hello, I am from the future and tf2 STILL won't die

[@teadrinkingkris9466]

Plus, basic models of HL2 and Gmod are used to make these

[@clonetrooper2505]

TF2 is over 10 years old, yet I didn't see the twist coming at the end. Well done.

[@zzurved]

yep

[@storm_skyler201]

I mean it's tf2 lol

[@willburns6129]

You steam a good ham lol

[@richardpineda6481]

Tf2 never dead

[@sarachi3913]

SAMEE

[@n3onf0x]

Aaauroraaaaa boreaaaaalis

[@nahtatrolI]

AH-AHHHRoarAAH borEalis?

[@LimeEffy]

No Doktor, it's AAAAAAurorAAAAAAA BoreAAAAAAAlis.

[@JoshThePinkGump]

A-AURORA BOREALIS?
AT THIS TIME OF YEAR
AT THIS TIME OF DAY
IN THIS PART OF THE INTERNET
LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR COMMENT?

[@Splashzone263]

Yes!

[@Splashzone263]

*NO*

[@DimentiosLoyalest]

I love the subtle interactions between Heavy and Pyro.

[@Longaui]

DimentiosLoyalest well yeh pyro was best choice for this video

[@Android3DZ]

Best part.

[@SuzukiHalwende]

Who else would burn the roast?

[@GrandmasterPantsSFM]

I have added subtitles for the steamed ham impaired.

[@josephdouglas5242]

Thanks mate!

[@BardockSkywalker]

UntouchedShadow THX, But I Can Understand.

[@Zephal0]

zeekrocz117
made the same vid like 6 days ago

[@Candyrock15]

Thank you!

[@dazzawesome]

You mean the steam clams impaired

[@anistrashcan8536]

Now there’s three of them. Wow

[@DeadPollo]

we need more

[@ThePhotoshopGuy]

Ani's Trash Can Three. Did you say three of them.

[@gaur4528]

no there's four of them

[@bidlogun7796]

Four

[@howyouknowitsreal1125]

Why is there three though

[@justinchannel128]

0:52 I like that soldier straight up SCREAMS

[@rtothej6124]

Love how Heavy just 'ragdolls' out of the window.

[@matthewisguy7336]

“YA TATATATATATA!”

[@NoahArellano-ni7vj]

1:18 1:19 Heavy: OOF! YADADADADA!

[@rocklee7737]

I love the ending, it was perfect:
Soldier: Heavy you are an odd fellow but I must say...
* Spy disables his disguise and backstabs Heavy *
Spy: You steam a good ham.

[@topminator2991]

Aaaaaa fiyah, help me!

[@legendarytat8278]

He's a spy, that's why he hates fire

[@MedicJigglypuff]

I am melting!!! >_

[@theyoutubesiblings9497]

You fuking spoil the ending a******

[@maya_the_non-sleeper3544]

Hey Lee

[@mrtannzr]

ARR roar AAAH boar eAALIS

[@user-ps9hz2ur7n]

At. This time of year?

[@user-ps9hz2ur7n]

At this time of day?

[@user-ps9hz2ur7n]

In this part of the COUNTRY?

[@user-ps9hz2ur7n]

Localized entirely within your kitchen

[@user-ps9hz2ur7n]

Yes.

[@palpaul9723]

"What is this smoke?"
"That's not smoke, that's *steam community* "

[@lelslie7407]

...

[@TheSmokingSkaven]

Tru dat

[@Lucanoptek]

2:59
DAMMIT CROISSANT BOY

[@kuuke8283]

Voice Of Reason
🇫🇷croissant BOI strikes again

[@topminator2991]

Ba guette

[@drduskbunny]

Otherwise known as the most elaborate stab setup of all time

[@spooderlover3512]

No one truly know how much goes into doing a convincing disguise

[@brickcowboy9994]

The free lunch made it worthwhile.

[@GoldGalaxianFin]

Nicely added the pyro

[@dingo_1865]

IT WAS A RED SPY!!!

[@PvzfanPlushforce]

The spy was just sitting on the chair the whole time

[@tomtzur569]

"what's that in there?"
"AAAAURORAAA BOREAAAALIS
"AAAUrorAAa BORealis?"

[@SiM0n1755x]

I really love the inclusion of Pyro, especially him hiding his flamethrower from Soldier so he's not just hanging in the background 😂

[@bloonsdude1197]

This is art.

[@RusselRamm]

This is fart

[@robbie1528]

Aaaaaahhhhhhh roooooooooooraaaaaaaaaaaboooooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaahhhhlissssss

[@ApertureDragon]

When you hear the buzzer stare at the art

[@SuzukiHalwende]

The reason Nick and Coach is one of my favorites is how he made use of existing voice lines. Instead of aurora borealis which would've required sentence mixing, he said New Orleans, which made for a great joke. I did like how this one was animated though, especially with the pyro.

[@MedicFromTF2_REAL]

I like your profile pic lol. Primus sucks!

[@SuzukiHalwende]

@@MedicFromTF2_REAL Hell yeah

[@cindi9935]

Gordon Ramsay in a nutshell

[@MrHandzzz]

Auroraborialius sure is a mouth full for Tf2 speak.

[@panowski1610]

How ya'll MFers look constantly bringing up the Winglet's version of Steamed Hams here:
*Circus Music begins playing*

[@TravisaInc]

bitches

[@anonymousmonkey9491]

I mean it's the famous producers who are more well known if it's based off something else (in this case the simpsons but in terms of SFM...), I mean just look at disney.

[@sirtieman]

yes

[@josephdouglas5242]

Could have used some subtitles. The auto generated ones, for whatever unfathomable reason, weren't working very well.

[@Aflay1]

Well Seymour, I understood it. Despite your captioning.

[@captainmac1614]

Are you telling me you don‘t know the script of „Steamed Hams“ by heart?

[@GrandmasterPantsSFM]

Ah, Superintendent Douglas, welcome. I hope you're prepared for some unforgettable subtitles.

[@EddyQTooReal]

Joseph Douglas 5

[@rabbitdrink]

For SOME reason

[@Dipstikk]

I love the little conspiratorial glare Heavy gives Pyro. Nice touch.

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

"If you disagree with me, I will kill you, since this is all your fault." 😂

[@gideonthegreat588]

That twist ending

[@SuperToadCrewNo]

2:28 G-MAN.

[@starbuckoof5219]

Sweet land of liberty

[@NoahArellano-ni7vj]

1:43 G-MAN 2.

[@NoahArellano-ni7vj]

2:27 2:29 Sweet land of liberty! What’s that in there?!

[@stef248]

Steamed hams: Seymouuurrrr!
Tf2 Hams: *aHhhhhhhhHHHHHH*

[@harribo2005x]

Rest in peace:
Soldier (1940 - 2020)

[@thunderspark1536]

The roast looks fine, just a slight, well, roasting

[@Raven-626-]

"-the law lies entirely in your kitchen."
Thank you for that fact, auto generated captions.

[@bronzliy]

Soldier: AHurorAH BOREAHlis!!

[@simonedaishi5290]

May I see it?
*NO!*

[@morgistREAL]

Im striking the winglet for stealing this brilliant idea

[@GrandmasterPantsSFM]

Winglet's stuff is like 400x better than my rushed crap lol

[@morgistREAL]

@@GrandmasterPantsSFM but still, you are first who did it in sfm and gmod

[@_Emma___Marie_]

3:07 I am MELTING

[@mcdiggles1141]

Soldier: What’s that in there?
Heavy: ..... AAAAAAAAAAAROOOORAAAA BORAAAAAAISSSS

[@TheThirdPuddle]

Soldier: uh... AAAAArorAAAAAAborE-a-lis

[@zalternative1]

An nice example of the inconsistencies of sentence mixing

[@SuperDav1995]

2:19 *HALF LIFE 3 COMFIRMED*

[@skoot2488]

the winglet just remastered this

[@GrandmasterPantsSFM]

Rip this video

[@TravisaInc]

@@GrandmasterPantsSFM fuck off

[@veyvey6461]

love how when soldier attempts to open the sandwich to make a point it just turns into 2 sandwiches

[@JackTheBreadGuyOfficial]

“Ohohoho that slaps me on the knee”

[@damiendesomber]

This was amazing

[@MsChestnutter1]

AURORA BOREALIS
A-
AURORA BOREALIS
why scream so loud guys.

[@LARAUJO_0]

"You steam a good ham" would make a great taunt

[@TaranAlvein]

I love how terrifying Heavy makes the line "Mmm, steamed clams."

[@TheJosiahTurner]

This is now my favorite sfm

[@thatguyoverthere9634]

2:19 when heavy opens the door and there is a seal that says "aurora borealis" behind the door

[@SmileytheSmile]

Of course Pyro ruined everything.
Stupid Pyros.

[@CJODell12]

Even if you're all on the same team. Because Heavy, Soldier and Pyro are all Blu Team in this video.

[@pokemonfan8569]

And then the Soldier turned out to be a Red Spy.

[@bobross1512]

Smiley the Smile fuck you

[@viewmodel]

The Anti-Fortnite Police
Pyros suck ass
*Fortnite should have stayed dead*

[@-KnightOfTheWind]

@@viewmodel "Dead"

[@ch1lly983]

YO THIS IS GREAT HOLY SHIT

[@GFCOLCQuote]

The addition of Pyro in the animation really brought this together and made it its own unit. Very good work.

[@brandonatwood2401]

Spy's such a troll.

[@kordannfromdrustwar4068]

- EVERYONE! I AM ON FIRE!
- NO DOCTOR! IT IS *AOAOAOrAObRbS*

[@huhneat1076]

"What's that in your kitchen?"
"It is *dies"

[@the_criminal_mastermind]

Is nobody gonna talk about poor medic?

[@BlindingLight]

This is the best version of steamed hams

[@kortexounet]

This is by far the best SFM and steamed ham memes i've ever seen. Thanks sir

[@KesorodaBlk]

Heavy:
"We are having...
**GROWL**
...Steamed Hams"
Satisfying to hear everytime!

[@Drogaidon]

1:52
jpg.- Soldier is trying to realize that not every country is America

[@antond12312]

I haven't watched you for 3 years and this is the first video i see.

[@DavidMcCarthy08]

I was expecting him to say "HEAVY!", but all he said was "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!".

[@833time]

When I 1st started watching this, i was loving it already. Good Job.

[@FriendRat]

1:13
*MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*

[@NoahArellano-ni7vj]

1:14 Steamed Clams!

[@HoovyTube]

Hey Shadow. Very nice work.
Could you possibly tell me what is the particle effect of the smoke at 0:22? Thanks so much in advance.

[@Maverick13377]

Did you find it?

[@scout........]

Poor hoovy didn't get the answer

[@HoovyTube]

@@scout........ I figured it out!

[@Maverick13377]

@@HoovyTube nice what was it

[@HoovyTube]

@@Maverick13377 smoke_blackbillow.pcf or something.

[@thetreedemoknight4827]

I like how this time the pyro makes more screentime instead of just a plot machine

[@PlushyDom2004]

0:58
LOL!
Pyro trying to hide his flamethrower!🤣

[@Zeweeabob]

Heavy "No, I said steamed ham! That's what I call sandwich!"
In Game Heavy: "Sandvich make me STRONG!"

[@tainted_sugarmill]

HEAVY with his crazy explanations.
SOLDIER is gonna' need his medication.
When he hears HEAVY'S lame exaggerations
There'll be trouble in town tonight!
*AAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@ExplodingJellyfish]

That twist ending was amazing

[@DarkTripods07]

I just love it how it was Medic screaming in the end.

[@Gunslingerwashere]

I knew you'd come back

[@simonedaishi5290]

*and THIS* guise it as my own cooking

[@Legomicroman]

no, it's "...as my own COO-KINGG!!"

[@komasangamer7746]

I cannot tell you how happy I was to find this

[@coolchouzhao]

Ive been waiting for this

[@TherealJays2006]

Nobody can understand what heavy is saying, It kinda sounds like he’s demoman or something. It just makes it better.

[@MB-pw9hf]

Solider: What region?
Heavy: Russia
Solider: Well I’m from America and I never heard the phrase steamed hams
Me: YES SOLIDER, BECAUSE AMERICA IS IN RUSSIAN.

[@lelslie7407]

it is STUPID NOOBIES!!!!!+1!+1

[@marco5916]

"Every Country in the World Belongs to America"

[@MrSuperman216]

@@marco5916 then how are we supposed to leave?

[@Maverick13377]

@@MrSuperman216 you cant

[@donteventry.6560]

I literally just subscribed before this was uploaded 😄

[@t3am.t.3.mproductions17]

This...This is beautiful

[@Nameless-The-Whitefixer]

Tbh I like this one more than The Winglet version.

[@hudsonruff9208]

It's hard to judge. The Winglet one has better taunt mixing and a script that is a lot more unique, but this one has the song, the pyro, and a twist ending. They're both great.

[@steelfist3956]

The addition of the pyro was an excellent touch!
Kudos for effectively adding a third character when the original didn't have one.

[@OmerFlame]

I am addicted to this video.

[@TheMadHatter248]

Dat plot twist at the end, though.

[@oinkitysploink2213]

2:34 AAAAA-ror-AAAA-bor-e-AAA-lis?

[@NoahArellano-ni7vj]

2:30 AAAAA-ror-AAAA-bor-e-AAA-lis!

[@mrmakrin21]

1:42 What *_REJOIN?_*

[@twicethegalo]

Makrin 777 Russia?

[@zekromplayer955]

zlGalolz Really? I am from America and i have never heard anyone say steamed ham

[@pedroyadier6354]

Zekrom Player No.
It's russian.

[@zekromplayer955]

I see...

[@meowrio_5969]

*eating* You know this sandwich is like the ones they got at Krusty Burger.

[@migu1823]

oh man this is great keep it up

[@chickenvasquez78]

Very good! And what a twist!

[@steamneck3796]

0:19 PYRO NOOOOO

[@R4ND0MCR4P123R4ND0MN3SS]

It's hard to understand some of the things that were being said. I can honestly understand Spanish better, and I don't even know how to speak Spanish.

[@karlsebastiansollenhag8802]

R4ND0MCR4P123 Please, can you write a review of my edition of Steamed Hams?
th-cam.com/video/5NyOb-zwyc8/w-d-xo.html

[@TraceguyRune]

So you've never seen the original? Sad man. Sad...

[@Jonayyy141]

That was a nice little twist at the end good job!

[@ihaterestricted]

r.i.p soldier voice actor

[@captainkeyes9913]

I didn't think you were going to go through the effort of sentence mixing, yet you did.
+Respect

[@KashKey-]

He didn't. Someone else did. Read descriptions lol.

[@GrandmasterPantsSFM]

By the way, G-Man is hiding in 5 different places in the video. Can you find him?

[@projectkepleren]

no

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

I cannot, but I did notice something...
Since when does Heavy know words like “isometric”?

[@611rwj]

I found one at 1:43! In the picture in the background.

[@TheJavierMartinez88]

2:29 looking at you from the door. Sweet land of liberty!.

[@topminator2991]

0:25 hMMMMM? Gman get out of that restaurant's lawn!

[@petergordon810]

This is without a doubt the best steamed hams parody I've ever seen.

[@xavieex]

I subscribed for this like I legit waited lol

[@imcintyre01]

...Russia?

[@pug-aloentertainment3801]

Well I'm from Siberia and I've never heard anyone use phrase "Steamed Ham".
Actually, we call it "бутерброд" [bootærbrod] (buterbrod), despite the fact that its origins are obviously "butter" and "bread".
Yes, even if it's just bread, ham, tomatoes and olives.

[@Awfulfeature]

Quite the unforgettable luncheon!

[@croxy2689]

I was awaiting this meme exactly from you

[@ompampassou4819]

i just watched a video about a soldier and a heavy talking about something that i didnt even understand because they are speaking an unknown language
What the fuck am i doing with my life

[@ompampassou4819]

ADD SUBTITLES DUDE

[@emojiman518]

It's a regional dialect.

[@disgal6235]

Ηχηφξ Ξψκφκφ living it

[@Claudino-ql5up]

I Simpson Skinner and preside
0:00

[@spurft5961]

???

[@KerberosTV]

Sei scemo?

[@Claudino-ql5up]

Kerberos TV no! scrivevo in inglese

[@hansstrudel9614]

2:51 I was seriously expecting a flaming medic rag doll and was gravely disappointed.

[@Unwithe2bonnie]

Nice plot twist at the end, good job