“Nobody has to die today, except the dozens I’ve already killed.” -Kevin We always talk about all the sorts of genius Kevin displays, but we rarely seem to mention my favorite: comedy genius.
As someone who's played it, it's almost impossible to play, not even sure if IOI would even be able to fix it which means I wasted about a hundred bucks
When Kevin tickled that pot dealer I let out such an ugly laugh. You're the best Kev! Hope you're feeling better but just in case please look after yourself first. Cult will always be with you
My pet toad passed away yesterday, and as silly as it is, I was so excited for you to post, and then you didnt. So, I took it as a sign to watch some of my old favorites! Thank you Kevo! They cheered me up!
Aw sorry for your loss :/ lost my dog recently so I know how hard loosing your pet can be. It’s hard in the beginning, but it will get easier - just a little everyday. soon you won’t break down every time you see a photo of them or do something that reminds you of them. Your stronger than you think! Hope you feel better soon :)
hey kevin, i doubt you'll see this, but if you need some time off to focus on yourself, i doubt anyone here will be upset with you, you've done a pretty good job raising this community, we'll stand by you no matter how long you're gone, a couple weeks or a month, and the next time you release a video, we'll be here, like nothing ever happened. i really hope this is something you'll be able to manage, we're all proud of you kevin, remember that :)
Fully support this! His own wellbeing should come first. Im sure the whole community would support him through a longer break if he decided to take one
@@clementinedanger i know i really feel for him there, he has to put these out to put food on the table, but its quite clear this is taking a toll on him, unlike a day job, he isnt guaranteed a paycheck biweekly, and alongside that, he only has an estimation of what he will make. i really wish youtube would pay creators fairly, so they didnt have so much stress compounded on them.
He jokes, but I replayed that 'going to Heaven' clip when I watched the earlier video just to enjoy Kevin's sheer joy again. Sometimes joy can be hard to come by; keep on keeping on.
As someone who's been around since 2017, I love how you experiment with your channel!! The occasional stand up comedy is amazing, I've never seen anything like it before. It makes your videos even better, and I didn't even think that was possible!
Whenever Kevin uploaded video it's always instant joy. For some reason no matter how hard I try I always end up playing games completely by the book and I really don't know how he does it.
There's been lots of effort put into these videos, not only from daily editing and recording but I've seen so many title and thumbnail changes too.. these are small details but the effort to make these is still relevant. TH-cam is a terrible platform for creators in how much work has to be put into each video almost daily, and I really want to thank you and anyone else involved for continuing to put up with that for our entertainment.
I don't know for how many years I've been watching Kevin. He's funny, downright adorable, witty and relatable. This is one of his funniest VR vids yet.
i loved the editing and format of this video!! the retrospective commentary format is great but seeing you stood there in VR in addition to that was absolutely hilarious for some reason, great job! i would watch a dozen videos of you playing this game, it is great fun
This has to be one of my favourite videos from Kevin recently, it was absolutely hilarious. Especially after the rough few weeks I have had, it’s amazing to have a good proper laugh :)
Kevin your are literally my favourite person ever! Literally when I’ve been most depressed or too anxious to function you are there to make it all better 💛💙
these hitman vr videos make me laugh so much and im so grateful for you kevin! just binged a load of them and was laughing out loud and realised how much i needed it. hope youre well
You know I am somewhat of a scientist myself and I can confirm, we like labcoats, equations and lab and science stuff a lot. He blended in perfectly, like an assassination genius.
Kevin, remember that as much as we love your content, it’s okay to take breaks when you need to! I hope you are doing well. Thank you for producing such great quality content for us so often and take care of yourself! ❤️
I’m breaking the #1 commenting rule I set for myself (never comment before watching any of the video) but earlier today I realized it’s only a couple of days until st. Patrick’s Day! As a Canadian I’ve never really had a reason to be interested in this holiday however the past two years have completely shifted my perspective on this glorious day. St. Patrick’s Day isn’t just St. Patrick’s Day it’s TURG DAY!! Just thought I’d share the upcoming excitement with everyone.
This is one of the best videos of yours I have seen in a long time. I have always loved your Sims videos, loved the GTA online videos, and this one is also phenomenal. I never get tired of your humor ❤😂
6:58 "You have to leave now, we have an emergency lockdown!" Uh, so which is it? If it's a lockdown doesn't that mean everyone stay where you are and no one leaves? A lockdown isn't an evacuation!
This video is killing me, a great laugh that I've been needing. Here's a piece of advice from my experience with Hitman VR, the shovel is great for moving unconscious/dead bodies because it can make them go up in the air if you scoop it right and push bodies in places you normally can't in the default game. Had the time of my life the other day doing that with a shovel and some bodies.
I like how that is a BIG saucepan of pasta in tomato sauce. Which means it probably get overcooked. Which is arguably worse than that is the fact that this big saucepan will probably feed like 10 people which means 9 more people will die just because Agent couldn’t care less.
“Nobody has to die today, except the dozens I’ve already killed.” -Kevin
We always talk about all the sorts of genius Kevin displays, but we rarely seem to mention my favorite: comedy genius.
fr kevin can make anything funny
“Go ahead, Sir”
“Yeah, I’m trying, believe me”
Actually dying with laughter, that was perfection
also when he was trying to kill the scientist but others walked by and he just waved with the wire
There was also “GET IN THE BOAT” as he was trying to board the plane
Hitman: Stealth is key. Don't make any noise.
Kevin, probably: No one will notice… if there's no one *to* notice.
Exactly
Kevin pulling up Modest pelican level of strats
Did Kevin and Abridged Vegeta study under the same mentor?
Definitely Kevin because I instantly read it in his voice XD
@@vincenttrigg4521 that wasn't me who said that btw, it was Badjur. I've been quoting him for a while lol
The more I watch Hitman VR, the more I'm convinced:
1. it is fundamentally incompatible with VR
2. It is a perfect game for Kevin.
Honestly if I saw this without prior knowledge I would assume it was fan made/a mod, it's so sad to see IO have such a bad launch to pc
i dont think its incompatible with vr, it was just done very..hurriedly
also, as a base this isnt that bad, its just very far from finished
@@brunobruno-c1d I mean I think that’s right in line with his point. He was probably speaking hyperbolically
definitely not incompatible with VR, just really badly done
As someone who's played it, it's almost impossible to play, not even sure if IOI would even be able to fix it which means I wasted about a hundred bucks
14:23 Kevin while trying to escape to the plane : "GET IN THE BOAT"
It's a seaplane, keep the engine low and it's a boat
Kevin, in the lab:"I'm feeling kinda sus."
And here we have Kevin, finding a “reasonable” excuse to actually cause some violence himself
Tickling a hippy half to death isn't violence. It's peak peace on Earth. Death by laughter
Kevin changed the thumbnail of this video in record time, under an hour this time
If fish had wings, would they be able to walk?
lol
@@chrisakaschulbus4903 It would be pretty fly if they could.
Kevin playing hitman is already hilarious, but in VR? this is gonna be amazing.
Would be better if he knew any of the controls, but that might be why this is so funny too.
Did you see his other vr hit man video?
@@vincenttrigg4521 Yeah I did
This is really funny but the game is disappointingly bad. Motion controls so broken. But then again I want to see more
@@shradicle8576 You always want to see more when it's Kevin
*Kevin pulls a coin from behind someones ear*
*Everyone runs in terror*
Sounds like a reasonable reaction.
"Defendant, you stand trial for the murder of countless people. What is your defense?"
"They fell."
When Kevin tickled that pot dealer I let out such an ugly laugh. You're the best Kev! Hope you're feeling better but just in case please look after yourself first. Cult will always be with you
I kept laughing
My pet toad passed away yesterday, and as silly as it is, I was so excited for you to post, and then you didnt. So, I took it as a sign to watch some of my old favorites! Thank you Kevo! They cheered me up!
Aw sorry for your loss :/ lost my dog recently so I know how hard loosing your pet can be. It’s hard in the beginning, but it will get easier - just a little everyday. soon you won’t break down every time you see a photo of them or do something that reminds you of them. Your stronger than you think! Hope you feel better soon :)
Bless you both!
Cheers to a great toad🍺 may he rest forever in heavens lily pond.
May it's soul rest in peace 🕊️
Thank you to everyone below, this community is so special 💚
It's always good seeing Kevin turning a broken mess into a all round funny experience.
Sneaking around turning on faucets... feels like "Untitled Goose Game."
Untitled Goose Game but I'm an entitled goose
that game was actually based on Kevin
what about titled goose game
There's nothing wrong with this game, clearly the problem is everyone is trying to shoot or garotte man when the title clearly says hit man
you actual genius you
@@aag2139 It really is a burden being this much smarter than everyone else
Ahahahahah🤣🤣🤣 People not following clear instructions, smh--
I found the sacred texts
Kevin...the comedic genius, and a military genius, and just a good guy overall. Thank you for always bringing us joy Kev
That tickling Kevin did on the hippie was straight up interdimensional torture. Poor man suffered on an different plane of reality.
"Hitman VR is peak comedy"
Kevin literally everything you upload is peak comedy
"I've got a good feeling that this is gonna go well"
Well, in Kevin's standards, means utter chaos
@🕊️ Peace 🕊️ sO tRuE!!?!?!?!?!?!
pls stop
@🕊️ Peace 🕊️ ok spam bot
Kevin aggressively tickling a drug dealer isn't something I expected today, but I'm also not shocked.
"Go ahead sir."
The comedic timing is gold 💀💀
And then kevin's "trust me, I'm trying."
hey kevin, i doubt you'll see this, but if you need some time off to focus on yourself, i doubt anyone here will be upset with you, you've done a pretty good job raising this community, we'll stand by you no matter how long you're gone, a couple weeks or a month, and the next time you release a video, we'll be here, like nothing ever happened.
i really hope this is something you'll be able to manage, we're all proud of you kevin, remember that :)
Yes! If he needs to take breaks it’s ok! He does so much for us. We can watch hold videos. Some of us do that often as it is.
The TH-cam algorithm however is cruel and unforgiving.
Bumping this!! He deserves a break or a vacation
Fully support this! His own wellbeing should come first. Im sure the whole community would support him through a longer break if he decided to take one
@@clementinedanger i know i really feel for him there, he has to put these out to put food on the table, but its quite clear this is taking a toll on him, unlike a day job, he isnt guaranteed a paycheck biweekly, and alongside that, he only has an estimation of what he will make.
i really wish youtube would pay creators fairly, so they didnt have so much stress compounded on them.
the arms flailing as you run away is one of my favorite visual comedy moments as of late
He jokes, but I replayed that 'going to Heaven' clip when I watched the earlier video just to enjoy Kevin's sheer joy again. Sometimes joy can be hard to come by; keep on keeping on.
"I've been learning spanish with duolingo" says Kevin, in Italy.
As someone who's been around since 2017, I love how you experiment with your channel!! The occasional stand up comedy is amazing, I've never seen anything like it before. It makes your videos even better, and I didn't even think that was possible!
I agree
I like the idea that Kevin goes to the trouble of using a silenced pistol but still says "bang" really loudly every time he shoots.
The hippie guy would've been perfect to say "give me a hit man" or something along those lines
It's always great when Kevin plays hitman VR the wrong way it's a mix of joy and chaos and one can't get enough of it
Well with Hitman VR I'm not sure there is a right way....
Whenever Kevin uploaded video it's always instant joy. For some reason no matter how hard I try I always end up playing games completely by the book and I really don't know how he does it.
8:25 "thelink thelink OOFF" just got focking smashed, i laugh so hard 🤣🤣
I hope you're feeling okay kev! We always love your content but if you're not feeling okay its totally cool to take time off.
Kevin always ends up as a weird cross between cartoon character and mass murderer in Hitman VR
10:16 imagine a 3rd person view of Kevin doing that whole speech
Kevin's wild hand gestures just make me break down in laughter every time 🤣
I love just how stiff and wildly Kevin moves his arms around in the game. It's like a pov of a muppet going batshit insane. 😂
10:06 when he did this I half-choked on my soda. It was so unexpected, oml-
There's been lots of effort put into these videos, not only from daily editing and recording but I've seen so many title and thumbnail changes too.. these are small details but the effort to make these is still relevant. TH-cam is a terrible platform for creators in how much work has to be put into each video almost daily, and I really want to thank you and anyone else involved for continuing to put up with that for our entertainment.
I don't know for how many years I've been watching Kevin. He's funny, downright adorable, witty and relatable. This is one of his funniest VR vids yet.
The chaos you inflict upon poor virtual people is always a joy to behold
5:55 i almost died laughing, that was god damn amazing! i am still crying.
i loved the editing and format of this video!! the retrospective commentary format is great but seeing you stood there in VR in addition to that was absolutely hilarious for some reason, great job! i would watch a dozen videos of you playing this game, it is great fun
This has to be one of my favourite videos from Kevin recently, it was absolutely hilarious. Especially after the rough few weeks I have had, it’s amazing to have a good proper laugh :)
I've never seen someone roleplay a hitman this well before. I want to see a Hitman movie with Kevin as the main character.
Kevin your are literally my favourite person ever! Literally when I’ve been most depressed or too anxious to function you are there to make it all better 💛💙
Honestly even with glitches hitman in vr is such a good experience
these hitman vr videos make me laugh so much and im so grateful for you kevin! just binged a load of them and was laughing out loud and realised how much i needed it. hope youre well
Kevin: "get in the boat"
The obvious plane looking back: ...
Kevin and 47 are always a great combo. Take care of yourself, your Cult loves you and will be here always 💜
New fear unlocked: being tickled by Kevin 😂😂😂
Yesterday, I was literally talking to my fiance about how I want Kevin to make another hit man video. I'm glad he has the ability to hear us all
6:20
When your manager is coming over and you're trying to look busy.
You know I am somewhat of a scientist myself and I can confirm, we like labcoats, equations and lab and science stuff a lot. He blended in perfectly, like an assassination genius.
Very happy to see a new Hitman video! Your voice acting is chef's kiss, by the way.
Love you Kev been watching before baking bad you bring a smile to my face every day at 8:00
10:47 the sounds Kevin makes at home when going from room to room
Kevin, remember that as much as we love your content, it’s okay to take breaks when you need to! I hope you are doing well. Thank you for producing such great quality content for us so often and take care of yourself! ❤️
Only real fans remember Kevin playing Blood Money and actually taking it seriously back in the day
The title is definitely not wrong lmfao
Found myself laughing out loud multiple times
I feel slippy, oh so slippy!
fancy seeing you here
Kevin: "3 shot to the back of the head, classic suicide"
Literally any government: " I agree "
I’m breaking the #1 commenting rule I set for myself (never comment before watching any of the video) but earlier today I realized it’s only a couple of days until st. Patrick’s Day! As a Canadian I’ve never really had a reason to be interested in this holiday however the past two years have completely shifted my perspective on this glorious day. St. Patrick’s Day isn’t just St. Patrick’s Day it’s TURG DAY!!
Just thought I’d share the upcoming excitement with everyone.
This is one of the best videos of yours I have seen in a long time. I have always loved your Sims videos, loved the GTA online videos, and this one is also phenomenal. I never get tired of your humor ❤😂
4:35 for a janky ass game that was pretty cool😂
Local Italian man found tickled to death today
That tickle part was just too good. I laughed so hard, lol.
6:26 “In many ways Kevin is still a child.”
I was expecting hitman vr to be a one off thing, but I'm so glad it wasn't.
i love how punching the enemies is the only thing that works
these videos are literally the funniest things to ever exist
Kevin's hitman vr series is all part of the Jim Pickens story. Jim is the hitman.
More VR Kevin!! Preferably online where you seem to attract fellow weirdos lol
Kevin: GET IN BOAT
Also Kevin: *jumps into a plane*
I love kevo,Kevin, was in a bad place and he made me laugh everyday and still making up my day
Holy shit, that editing at 12:37 bends my mind. Impressive!
For once Kevin didn’t have to break the game himself for it to behave this poorly
I wanna see Kevin try a haptic gaming vest with a VR headset, something about that would bring me serotonin
Day 343 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine and everyday life
Day 188 of suggesting that kevin plays doritos crash course for the xbox
The
Kevin is so cool, I wanna be a cult leader when I grow up
Hi turg good to see u
@@Hollowcrisis I would want to join your cult
@@Hollowcrisis let me know when you make one, i'll join
14:22 "Get in the boat!" - *flies away*
Smooth like butter--- I think Kevin is an army. We already know he's a military genius but now he's an army too
Kevin always gives great service, even when he murders
I love the three shots to the back of the head part. I haven’t laughed this hard in a while
Kevin for sure needs his pirate costume back xD
I’m enjoying these intros with Kevin standing like an NPC and holding a microphone
6:58 "You have to leave now, we have an emergency lockdown!"
Uh, so which is it? If it's a lockdown doesn't that mean everyone stay where you are and no one leaves? A lockdown isn't an evacuation!
I laughed so hard just because you yeeted a wrench off the cliff in an attempt to hit that one guy from running away from you.
The legend himself love this guy cause he plays as mad as I do 🤣🤣🤣
I've been enjoying all of your videos recently, but the Hitman VR vids are a special treat. Good work kev
10:06
A shame he didn't start saying "Hello Gordon"
This just made my day a 100× better, this video was just awesome as always
1:00 kevin embracing god
DUTCH WE DONT NEED ANYMORE MONEY!
@@mauriciopatlan5544 ONE MORE SCORE!
This video is killing me, a great laugh that I've been needing. Here's a piece of advice from my experience with Hitman VR, the shovel is great for moving unconscious/dead bodies because it can make them go up in the air if you scoop it right and push bodies in places you normally can't in the default game. Had the time of my life the other day doing that with a shovel and some bodies.
1:46 bitch slapped into the shadow realm
Standing up Kevin is the scariest of all Kevin... He's ready do flee at any time
11:59 I thought this was Hitman not among us
"Eventho my name is waiter, im not going to waiter here any longer"
I just love TH-camrs Humor, hes so funny
2:30 😭 bruh
I like how that is a BIG saucepan of pasta in tomato sauce. Which means it probably get overcooked.
Which is arguably worse than that is the fact that this big saucepan will probably feed like 10 people which means 9 more people will die just because Agent couldn’t care less.
Day 269 and 270 of asking Kevin to play Batman: The Telltale Series episode 2
Cheater! Lol
Lier
@@Vaul. He's john marston so he gets away with it.
Hitman VR is an undisputed masterpiece
Punching is more effective than the crowbar. It's brilliant gaming.
00:38 why no love for Cote de'Ivoire?