I like how schlatt is making himself out to be an asshole that only cares about money, but also has spent a small fortune on making this cat's life as good as possible.
To be fair, a lot of the gadgets the cat has are tools that make it easier for schlatt. Like the machine cleans up litter so schlatt doesn’t have to, the other one pours out food 3 times a day so schlatt does have to. the cat doesn’t know the difference.
@@whiskerswow1529 i mean,the cat has a water fountain. The thing probably spring the floor everyone now and then,he could have just give him a water bowl,given cats don't even drink that much,but he didn't. His cat is a little spoiled
schlatt with jambo reminds me of every dad ever saying “no we’re not getting a pet” and then ends up being the one in the family who loves the pet the most
I honestly thought he would’ve recorded some dumb shit on there like “hey asshole come get your fancy ass food.. dipshit” idk but that’s the first thing that went tru my brain 😂
Don’t watch @pakde sragen’s video that he linked, it’s a fucking video with a guy pulling on some plants. Also ik no shit don’t click on a random link but I’m a curious dumbass
Schlatt is/seems like that type of guy, who at first is like ,,I DONT WANT A CAT! I HATE THEM" and when he gets one, he basically makes him his newborn son XDDD
Schlatt going off about how pampered the cat is knowing damn well he went to the store and went “I’ll take your most expensive everything for my baby” is awesome lol
The most american thing is an old patent for a mousetrap where instead of a spring loaded arm trapping/killing the mouse the actual trap mechanism is a tiny revolver aimed at the chunk of cheese. Either that or it's deep fried butter.
jschlatt: i could be lying on the floor lifeless for weeks and hed be fine, i dont think hed even care *leaves the room for 15 seconds* jambo: *MRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
I love the "I could be laying here dead and he probably wouldn't even care" and then Jambo proceeds to get upset when Schlatt literally just goes to get pizza rolls lmao
The true intrest and compassion "shatt" had and still has for this animal is genuinely so wholesome Especially in the vet video you can tell he cares for and is attentive to this soup and it's very good in my brain :D
0:22 whenever my brother sees one of those dogs he starts ranting to me about how they r crusty and disgusting and how he wants to punt it and i have to calm him down ever single time
You two are made for each other, check out the paws moving, now that’s a sign of a contented Cat. I am now a subscriber, can’t wait to watch him growing up. I see through you. Jambo you are a legend and by the way, Dad loves you. 🐈🐾💗🏡🇦🇺PS You are a legend for Adopting. 👏
schlatt's opinion on the cat: I COULD PERISH! I CAN BE LYING ON THE FLOOR DEAD FOR WEEKS AND HE WOULDN'T CARE! The cat: *gets sad and meows sadly when schlatt leaves the room*
@@GattToDaChoppa Ive heard shitter plenty of times in america lmao. ITs most likely just the action you do on the toliet with ER and yk in places that speak english its not hard to make slang based on specfic rules. God its insane someone really took time out to just write "shitter". Now youre prob asking well youve written a lot more yes. BUt i wouldve written nothing im just in awe of one fools foolishness.
@@nyxx7813 i have too lol. i use it quite frequently as well. however, i was referring to the geographical etymology of the word, in its noun form meaning toilet. it, as far as i can tell, has no precise origin country or even continent. it is just a combination of the word shit and the suffix -er, meaning the one doing the action indicated by the root verb or the place the root verb's indicated action was done/is being done/will be done. my bad lol
"He's adorable, he's annoying, he's a bit of an asshole"
Like father, like son
@@rekdyoface4503 yup and who's gonna stop them? It's a fucking social app that everyone has access too!
@@rekdyoface4503 I'm just saying that there's no point saying a comment is copied your just wasting your own time (I apologise if I came off as rude)
@@rekdyoface4503 you'll see what I mean
2 outta 3 ain't bad
oooh 😂😂😂
“He’s adorable, he’s annoying, he’s a bit of an asshole.” They say the pet becomes like the owner.
@@MemphisKVLT lmfao
Ooo.. you shouldn't say that, *or Schlatt'll take your kneecaps as down payment.*
@@therealmania just like 1999-
frr
Wow original content
"Hes Adorable, Hes Annoying, And Hes a Bit of an Asshole"
They truly are perfect for each other
my thoughts exactly
Perfectly described cats in general
Wow, the perfect match
Perfectly described tommyinit and dream
@@jayus2033 oof
There is NOT a single thought in that lil guy's face and I love it
yes
Orange
@@dagameboy Garfield
yeah the cat is cool too though
@@kowskizury lmfao
"He's adorable, he's annoying, he's a bit of an asshole." So he's just you as a cat. Cute
so he’s just a cat. period.
/v nothing more accurate has been said, as the saying goes.
i have never been so offended by something i 100% agree with
j
JSCHCAT
I love how Schlatt just starts complaining about all the amazing stuff his cat has as if he wasn't the one who bought it for him
@@callistoarmy5576 no
I mean his offline chat bought his cat a lot of stuff
@@callistoarmy5576 than start making orginal songs and not covers.
@@callistoarmy5576 tf
@@callistoarmy5576 no❤🖕
“He’s adorable, he’s annoying, and he’s a bit of an asshole.”
*Jambo is just Schlatt in cat form.*
Jcat
@@Elemented yes.
@@Elemented YES.
So true
*Clatt*
1:13 The fact that it's not the only bottle cap on the floor is funnier than it should be
Lol
“He’s adorable, he’s annoying, he’s a bit of an asshole” that's literally the perfect description for 98% of cats worldwide lmao
Perfect
yeah but is your cat a tax writeoff?
Perfect description for schlatt too
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JCAT
I cannot get over that Schlatt has psychologically conditioned his pet to respond to monkey noises
return to monke is a reel thing, memes aside
I kinda have that with my cat, if I say something like, “Ready to go to Gma”, she would meow and swat the air...
These felines are fucking next level
_reject humanity, return to monke_
Yo could you bring me a drink?
@@depufull this is it this is the sermon we all need
I can't say how much an orange tabby fits Schlatt so much lol.
i like jambo.
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ʞɹɐɯʞɔǝɥɔ dn s’ʇɐɥM
When Schlatt left to get his rolls and Jambo immediately started crying my heart melted. That cat *loves* him.
car
Vehicular manslaughter
i think you should see a doctor
@@fameolife and after that arson
@@ballstealer And then i'll go to prison for 4 years, get out, then join the mafia in smuggling guns
Schlatt: “Oh shit. I gotta make a video this month.”
*Sees cat just chillin*
Schlatt: “YOU, COME HERE”
*violently grabs cat by the neck*
@@hebonky
“You’re gonna get all the views like other pets or you’ll be neutered.”
@@catsareyes6446
“And in return you get pets”
pewdiepie with edgar
Schlatt-cat
I love how Jambo went from being cute and saying "Hellooooo???" To being a absolute menace in Schlatt's livestreams 💀😭
I like how schlatt is making himself out to be an asshole that only cares about money, but also has spent a small fortune on making this cat's life as good as possible.
To be fair, a lot of the gadgets the cat has are tools that make it easier for schlatt. Like the machine cleans up litter so schlatt doesn’t have to, the other one pours out food 3 times a day so schlatt does have to. the cat doesn’t know the difference.
@@whiskerswow1529 i mean,the cat has a water fountain. The thing probably spring the floor everyone now and then,he could have just give him a water bowl,given cats don't even drink that much,but he didn't.
His cat is a little spoiled
To be fair cats are fucking great and we should all worship them like the egyptians
@@thedevilsguardfox1651 Agreed-I have 5 myself. 😎👍
@@ryomahoshi4529 Yeah- the water fountain is a nice thing. Cats love moving water! Its in their instincts.
This is the peak example of a dad who said he didn't want a pet but ends up loving it
No it’s not, because he wanted this animal and he is not a father to any children.
@@fartpunch7508 notice the "example" part.
@@fartpunch7508 no
@Minecraftkid_ too late
@@fartpunch7508 r/wooshhh
"he's adorable, he's annoying, he's a bit of an asshole"
Basically summarizes all orange cats
Just cats in general
mine is a lazy little fuckhead smile
all cats full stop
Lasang
yeah, orange cats are built different
3:48 JAMBOS FACE I CANT-
"He's adorable, he's annoying, he's a bit of an asshole..."
- Every cat owner ever
He talks about his cat the way the fans talk about him
Jambo: chillin
Monke noise in the distance*
Jambo: R E A L S H I T
monke noice in the distance*
Jambo: Pizza time
if the world ended a monkey could take care of jambo for schlatt, schlatt is not memeing he is just thinking ahead
schlatt with jambo reminds me of every dad ever saying “no we’re not getting a pet” and then ends up being the one in the family who loves the pet the most
i liked it to 169
Thats my mom my dad wants to buy every pet ever
This is my dad and our pit bull! They're so good.
Follow @maximillyin on ig😍
Literally before my dog passed away my dad would always greet her before me or my brother when he got home from work
That clip at the end with Jambo looking out the window was some movie tier cinematography
“He’s adorable, he’s annoying, he’s a bit of an asshole and now a tax write off”
They say pets take after their owners
Comment of the century right here
Yeah so does Minx's
you can now add expensive
@@broke3654 didn't know minxs cat was also hated deeply by schlatt
@@yetiboy. schlatt bullies the shit out of that cat in every opportunity he gets LUL
I’m glad Schlatt recorded such a nice message to feed his cat.
I honestly thought he would’ve recorded some dumb shit on there like “hey asshole come get your fancy ass food.. dipshit” idk but that’s the first thing that went tru my brain 😂
@@SavMadsversion I CAN HERE HIS VOICE FROM THAT SENTENCE
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@@SavMadsversion same
@@beeholt6315 honestly same XD
schlatt is like the dad who says he doesn’t want a cat but when he gets one they’re best friends
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👍🏻..
Thats exactly what happened with my dad lmfao
That's exactly what happened to my uncle when they got their cat Crosby. I swear he loves that cat more than he loves his actual kids 😂
HI, welcome to my Chanel) watch funny animals)
"He's adorable, he's annoying, he's a bit of an asshole" is the perfect description of every cat on earth 🤣
Schlatt: "I am jealous of how easy you had it"
The cat: *touch*
Touc
Kalm
"He'll follow me wherever I go, and he just makes noise" sir you're describing a child, welcome to parenthood
Schlatt need to buy another glock for his cat. Just in case Jimbo want to pull the 1999 but 1000x funnier
DUDE HE SAID THIS AS I READ THIS
Lmao
@@Lava_Zoid bruh
First rule of owning a cat:
1. You do not own a cat. The cat owns you.
I love my cat
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Jaiden and and Schlatt both having cats named after a previous cat they failed to adopt is amazing
fr
Seeing Schlatt being a proud cat-dad is genuinely the cutest thing I've ever seen.
Ikr
Don’t watch @pakde sragen’s video that he linked, it’s a fucking video with a guy pulling on some plants. Also ik no shit don’t click on a random link but I’m a curious dumbass
Looks like my cat :) mine is soft ! Doesn't bit doesn't scratch and loves bottle tops or rings ,especially on a stone floor so they slide !
Follow @maximillyin on ig😍
@@Max-lw8gr No
Jschlatt: *Grabs Jambo's face*
Jambo: *Starts kneading out of happiness*
You can tell these two love each other. Good for you Schlatt.
IKR it’s so wholesome
Timestamp?
@@zawailur395 1:04
Finally he found true love
@@violetpencil9614 thanks!
“This cat lives a life of luxury!” The cat: has to listen to monkey noises while he eats
Exactly, don't we all wish we could live a life like that
Luxury
Like he said. Luxury
Ah.. kitty church
True luxury
Schlatt is/seems like that type of guy, who at first is like ,,I DONT WANT A CAT! I HATE THEM" and when he gets one, he basically makes him his newborn son XDDD
Schatt has offically become a cat person. He pretends he hates cats and doesnt care about Jambo and still smiles and laughs at it every second
Before I got a cat I was like “yeah let’s get a cat but I’m more of a dog person” and now I’m a cat person
Why do you have that profile pic of wilbur's song album? Are you one of his band? Just askin' lol.
@@josh4217 no
Well, the thing is... that cat
This is true he confirmed that he is a cat person on a chuckle sandwich episode
Jschlatt being genuinely infatuated with this small cat is the cutest thing ever
@@Lava_Zoid shut up
@@Lava_Zoid I will help you get 1k dislikes, I hope that helps
Bruh bots
Damn my reply section really got mood checked by this bot
Its wholesome
Schlatt going off about how pampered the cat is knowing damn well he went to the store and went “I’ll take your most expensive everything for my baby” is awesome lol
Yes 👏🏻
He's like the dad who didnt want the cat but loves it anyway
@@blueberrymoocow oh my gosh yes! “He’s a little bit of an asshole” lmaoo I see it
"Are you okay kitten? You haven't touched your $300 automated premium kibble."
@@devlin4795 lmao
he need more than toys, he needs love and attention. its obvious he loves you
I love how Jambo is a cat and still gives off the same vibes as Schlatt
jschlatt and jcatt
how do they give off the game vibes?
@@acorn9595 It's just Jambo has a sort of liking to chaos which is very similar to Schlatt
Jchlcatt
He does- XD
Schlatt recording his cat as a business write off is the most American thing I’ve heard of
smart guy
@@Lava_Zoid no
And it also got him to #4 Trending lol
The most american thing is an old patent for a mousetrap where instead of a spring loaded arm trapping/killing the mouse the actual trap mechanism is a tiny revolver aimed at the chunk of cheese. Either that or it's deep fried butter.
@@Lava_Zoid nah
Schlatt: "i am jealous of how easy you have it"
Jambo: *touches mutton chop*
The fangirls are jealous
1,000 like
He finds the beard amusing
Cat just "it's okay"
jambo: *shhush boomer*
Schlatt is the essence of cat dad
Jschlatt being a cat guy is the greatest development of human society as of late.
hes a cat guy because hes a lizard guy. hes the best guy
I fucking love the fact that he’s jealous of his cat living with the height of luxury
Okay but did we expect him to be anything besides a cat guy
fr
exactly
jschlatt is simply experiencing what every cat owner goes through
My cat keeps meowing right on my mic everytime i try to record a video
@Dyslexic Mitochondria Damn dude your channeI is underrated af
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Minx's cat looks like a 40 year old alcoholic dad of 5 who just got done with a 12 hour shift
HAHAHHAHAHAHA YES
*_LMFAO_*
So....like Schlatt sometimes?
He Just look like schlatt lmao
MY DAD
you can tell this cat is loved, and comfortable
Schlatt is the exact form of when your dad says he doesn't want a cat then ends up loving it more than anyone else
My mom tho
@@callistoarmy5576 ?
My dad
Lmao
Yes. Yes he is
You gotta save up like a thousand bottle caps and one day just dump them on your desk and see what Jambo does
Let's send him bottle caps😜🤪
Congrats on the heart
@@AlwaysmyloveO5 A bag full of bottle caps
man is gonna lose it
I have collected a bunch of bottle caps, easily half a gallon. Lets make it a reality, waddah ya say?
God damn it how does this man manage to be so agressive and secretly sweet at the same time.
despite the uncomfortableness that this man has he is my comfort streamer lmao
@@wowimstillalive5878 “uncomfortableness” isn’t the right word, imo. I volunteer “abrasiveness”
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@@CleetusGlobin ah. thank you kind stranger. its perfect
Jambo loafing is literally the cutest thing ever
jschlatt: i could be lying on the floor lifeless for weeks and hed be fine, i dont think hed even care
*leaves the room for 15 seconds*
jambo: *MRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
Now that's love
@@mama_nightmare4027 ye it is
@@mama_nightmare4027 yep
As a person who has 6 cats used to have 7, I can confirm this is true.
4:00
"he's adorable, he's annoying and he's a bit of an asshole"
Sounds like the perfect definition of cat
@mony m ^ report this a**hat
and schlatt
My fricken kitten is worse I have to literally have to drop kick her
So JSchlatt. Makes sense.
I love how it becomes hard for him to uphold his persona when his cat is just being absolutely adorable.
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I love the "I could be laying here dead and he probably wouldn't even care" and then Jambo proceeds to get upset when Schlatt literally just goes to get pizza rolls lmao
seeing schlatt not scream and being gentle for 6 minutes straight feels illegal
yeah lmao
I havent seen a keyboard get obliterated in months and im having withdrawals
You forgot
"JAMBO IM TAKING A SHIT"
Yes
@@DarkTheFailure still wholesome
Jschlatt sounds like a dad that spoils his children, complains about how spoiled his children are and continues to spoil them... love it.
yes
Cause he is
He is the father of that cat
im ur 1,000th like :)
*y e s*
"All he does is sit" "He's a genius" *Cat looking longingly at the fridge magnets*
He then went on to eat those
@@chaoticgoodcreations947 It didn't age. This is a newer comment
im sure that this is an innocent thing he is doing, and will not have any dire consequences in the future due to his interest in the magnets.
@@infinityheart_tm9270 oh how right you are a few months later
@@Honeymochilemon Do we need to tell you that this isn’t a prediction because I said this after it happened.
Schlatt acts with his cat like a single mother that gave birth to a child at the age of 17
Especially here: 1:57
The true intrest and compassion "shatt" had and still has for this animal is genuinely so wholesome
Especially in the vet video you can tell he cares for and is attentive to this soup and it's very good in my brain :D
Minx’s cat looks like it’s been sniffing glue relentlessly for decades
it has
Lmfao
I pray for that cat everyday
minxs cat is literally done with life
I just got into a laughing fit
3:46 Schlatt: “Jambo the cat has a Pavlovian response to monkey noises!”
Schlatt immediately after: *has a Pavlovian response to beeping*
that's the joke
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0:22 whenever my brother sees one of those dogs he starts ranting to me about how they r crusty and disgusting and how he wants to punt it and i have to calm him down ever single time
Hi Cup!!
hi crumb!
that’s the only type of dog that my dog will play with
bbh : O_o
@@applepi3866 BAAHAHAH I FORGOT ABOUT RAT
3:51 I love how he talks about Jambo’s Pavlovian reaction and this is his Pavlovian reaction
This video aged well lmao “My cat is a genius”, flashes to present day, “my cat ate 11 magnets” lmao
Jambo is an odd boy.
then again, jambo is a loveable idiot
@@i_forgor_whar he’s a pure soul
Animals are smart until they're not.
Good lord this comment got a thousand likes lmao
“he’s a genius!”
*11 fridge magnets later*
“he’s a dip shit”
Natural escalation
cats in a nutshell
they are a metronome
999th like
@@hopeless7323 actually 998th since my own doesn’t count
he's an orange cat, what did you expect? there's nothing behind those eyes
The cat is adorable, " PS, the cat most likely mows to get pets, or for attention."
jschlatt: tries to be mad at jambo for having his life so easy
jambo: b o o p
jschlatt: laughs, smiles.
fuckin adorable
2:08
Schlatt is one of the cutest human beings out there, change my mind.
Like father, like son
:3
@@DACARBOSS. cause everyone thinks Soup is awesome as hell
When the feeding machine breaks, schlatts going to have to feed the cat himself, and he’s going to have to make monkey noises every time he does
"Ah, fuck, the feeder's broken."
*sounds of cat food going into bowl*
"Jamboooo, jambo, jambo! Dude, get over here!"
*sigh*
"Soup! Free soup! Free food for free soup! Souuuuup!"
*louder sigh*
"OOK OOOK HUHUHUHUH OOOOK"
*skittering of paws*
"Bastard"
He fucked himself up in the long run
Schlatt really did pick out the one that's best for him
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What's up verified scammer
That's a nice little checkmark you got there would be a shame if someone where to you know steal it.
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Second try atleast
You two are made for each other, check out the paws moving, now that’s a sign of a contented Cat. I am now a subscriber, can’t wait to watch him growing up. I see through you. Jambo you are a legend and by the way, Dad loves you. 🐈🐾💗🏡🇦🇺PS You are a legend for Adopting. 👏
"Jambo has his own life and I have mines. I like it that way"
not even 2 seconds later.
"JAMBO I'M TAKING A SH*T STOP IT."
1 reply, 1.1k comments. Make that 2, please.
Jambo got his own life... he also interferes with other peoples
BROOOOOO
I knew schlatt would slowly convert his house into an animal crossing village, the background music has gotten to his head
Hii
FeelsDankMan
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Jschlatt adopting a cat is the most wholesome thing I have ever seen.
Indeed
i couldnt agree more
Yup
And its jJschlatt of all people.
I'm so glad you found each other ,just love him ,he will enlighten your life.
You’re a true cat owner when you grab your cat and stare into its eyes and go “do you have any idea how easy you have it?”
Read that in Omni Man's voice
schlatt's opinion on the cat: I COULD PERISH! I CAN BE LYING ON THE FLOOR DEAD FOR WEEKS AND HE WOULDN'T CARE!
The cat: *gets sad and meows sadly when schlatt leaves the room*
nah, jambo would care. he'd be eating schlatt's body
@@adrekiy0 AYO-
@@adrekiy0 FUCK NO
@5497 i have 8 cats… my corpse would be gone very quick, no evidence
@@AnthFox perfect replie
The fact that Jambo means ‘Hello’ in Swahili and when Schlatt left, he was meowing ‘hello’ is one of the most wholesome things I’ve ever seen-
is that pronounced jaambo or jambow
@@manalimodii jam bo
i thought orange cats are either the sweetest little angel or the cause of world destruction. i really can't believe you can have both.
"I am jealous of easy you have it"
*Cat gently places hand on his cheek*
love the cat already
me tooo
Soup
@@niers9952 soup
Schlatt is the equivalent of the dad that doesn't want to act like he wants a cat but becomes best friends with it
heyy i commented the same thing 24 hours ago
i feel like that’s almost every dad in the world
schlatt is literally the dad that says he doesn't want a pet wandering around the house and becomes owned by the cat the same moment it comes home
Trump 2025 💪💪💪💪
@@donaldtrumpp6145 trump bad
@@donaldtrumpp6145 how does trump relate to jambo 😁
@@leelol111 Because both are orange.
@@kapsaysin LMAO
"Soup" is really cute.
Dude literally spend $500 on the toilet alone. What a luxurious lifestyle he has
My cat has the same one lmfaooo
Cats give ppl likes/views/subs. The cat pays for himself :D
jschlatt: "I want Jambo."
**doesn't get Jambo**
jschlatt: "Fine, I'll do it myself."
Why no comments
@@cookiecrumbs_ because I don’t think there’s anything to add to that
@@yo_soy_fuego5011 soup
@@spart3499 okay, well
S O U P
Jcatt and Jschlatt, what a dynamic duo.
111th like 👁👄👁 For a good comment. Jcatt n Jshatt
No
@YaBoyLikesCats no
@YaBoyLikesCats no
Jambo is a handsome lad. You are fortunate to be chosen by him.
"influencers" to their cat: Come here baby give mommy kisses.
Schlatt to Jcatt: Look I know the guns themselves don't kill people, but come on.
How a true influencer is to their cat
Amazing. That right there's why you're the best, boss.
Jambo for Libertarian presidential nominee 2024
@@dancingbeans7696 agreed
Schlatt is a real person not a personality
The fact that Jambo sat at the door meowing for Schlatt, that was fucking adorable and wholesome
“White dog that every rich white girl has”
Technoblade rich white girl confirmed
well, it's his sister's dog i believe, so still checks out
@@JustBizmuth I mean he has a networth of around ~1 million so i mean....
Can't believe he doxxed Bad and Techno like this, smh.
@@joethewolf3750 lmao
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baby. pet baby. hug baby. love ababy
Seeing Schlatt with a cat is just comforting really. He is still loud but not too loud and he isn't breaking or abusing something!
That’s now wait till later
Same with brook houts until she got caught
I know but I kinda wanna see him brake a keyboard
@@lexx5030 Yes.
Automatic feeder, drinker and shitter. This guy literally took the responsibility out of a pet, well done Schlatt
“Shitter”
@@Hayhayrexay its slang for toilet. i think its british.
@@GattToDaChoppa it should've been pronounced as shi er
@@GattToDaChoppa Ive heard shitter plenty of times in america lmao. ITs most likely just the action you do on the toliet with ER and yk in places that speak english its not hard to make slang based on specfic rules. God its insane someone really took time out to just write "shitter". Now youre prob asking well youve written a lot more yes. BUt i wouldve written nothing im just in awe of one fools foolishness.
@@nyxx7813 i have too lol. i use it quite frequently as well. however, i was referring to the geographical etymology of the word, in its noun form meaning toilet. it, as far as i can tell, has no precise origin country or even continent. it is just a combination of the word shit and the suffix -er, meaning the one doing the action indicated by the root verb or the place the root verb's indicated action was done/is being done/will be done. my bad lol
"He has a Pavlovian response to monkey noises."
And the microwave beeps.
I didn't realize how genius of a joke that was
and schlatt has a microwave response to beeps
*BRO*
"I could be lying on the floor dead for weeks and he'd be fine. I don't even think he'd care" pretty accurate representation of cats.
He really trusts you if he shows you his stomach and let’s you touch him, it’s the sign of absolute trust in cats.
My cat lays flat on his back with his legs spread out. Ia that a good thing lol
@@LonelyMinnesotan1 ^^^
Same with children
@@se7en427 lol
That isnt the case for me
at this point we need need a complication of schlatt calling minx’s cats ugly
On a scale from 1-10, how blasted on heroin were you when you wrote this?
Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my singing videos. Just see once. ❤️.. ..
@@Pohtaitoh lollll i just realised what i wrote. strong 7
@@Pohtaitoh 40
Yes yes yes
“Jambo the cat has a Pavlovian response to monkey noises” is the best goddamn quote I’ve ever heard
“Goddamn” okay
jambo just sounds like a roommate that strives to make you miserable and annoy you but you love the guy anyways