Literally the only time I've ever seen Schlatt care about something is when his Golden Playbutton was falling to its death, I know if Minx or Quackity or someone was falling off a cliff he'd call em a dumbass then laugh at them while munching on a handful of Eggo™ Cereal.
I love the way how jschlatt just throws the cereal at his door, Imagine walking into that room and you step in cereal, and it gets all over your feet and you just feel the cereal run through your toes.
Irish man here, I am also amazed about all the cereals. Like Britain, we have coco pops, some frosted flakes, maybe a off brand of Krave you get in aldi but the rest are boring nonsense
I am going to share a story with you all about frosted flakes. Probably nobody will see this due to how old this video is but oh well. I really like Frosted Flakes not for the taste necessarily but for another reason. Around 4 years ago my grandmother died for some reason that I was never really told about for some odd reason. She had Alzheimer's disease and it was getting worse by the day. We did not want to put her in a nursing home because she would just simply rot in there and me miserable, she would have been alive to this day I am sure. When she died the court ruled the house she lived in to my father. Him and I went to the house to clean it out and probably sell the stuff we found. We cleaned out most of the food but when we opened one of the cabinets we found 19 unopened boxes of Frosted Flakes. That is primarily why I like Frosted Flakes.
Damn dude, that's seriously rough. I bet your grandmother's smiling down on you and proud of all you've done over the past 4 years. Losing a grandma is *HARD.* Hell knows i miss mine. But you know what? There's no shame in missing someone. It means you have a heart, and a big one at that. I bet your grandma is beaming with pride about all you've done over the years and how much you have grown in every aspect. She's probably strutting around in the golden clouds, pointing down at you like "i raised that feller down dere!"
@@Firesaur-ut9hy Thank you bro, for taking the time to read my comment and reply with a genuine, profound message. We need more people like you in this world, regardless of your political opinion, race, religion, etc.
@@ProfessorFingertipsOffical No problem man. I'm glad I could make you feel better. And thanks for the compliment. I hope I made your afternoon in some way. =)
Fun fact. The guy that invented corn flakes had it stolen from him by his brother so he had to make frosted flakes since corn flakes werent his property
Have you heard of chocolate toast crunch? It was discontinued. But it is made out of 25% chocolate, 50% angel tears and 25% cocaine. Truly food for the gods.
"I'm going to piss some people off" *proceeds to describe why he likes lucky charms the exact same way i do solid tier list, would only make two slight revisions tbh
@@jawstheshark Haha you fool you fell right into my intended trap, conflict commonly when not talking about dispute between other people but when with yourself is portrayed with black and white
I don’t care how old this video is but I will always love the “captain you’ve had 30 years to correct your mistake how is it still oops!?” Its just hilarious
It's funny because the only other times Schlatt even gave the slightest bit of attention to objects was, well... th-cam.com/video/BDhVD9De6Wg/w-d-xo.html&pp=ygUac2NobGF0dCBicmVha2luZyBrZXlib2FyZHM%3D th-cam.com/video/gPbMmvRg9mM/w-d-xo.html&pp=ygUYanNjaGxhdHQgdGhyb3dzIGNhdCBib3gg
13:30 the only thing I remember was on the way to school hearing this commercial on the radio and wanting to punch the radio- “GRAIN BERRY GRAIN BERRY! HEALTHY CEREAL FOR YOUR FAMILY!” LIKE SHUT U-
exactly i had like cheerios, cinnamon toast crunch at school breakfasts in elementary school which i vaguely remember ... kix on special occasions and frosted flakes at hotel breakfasts
I love how he said nothing when he pulled out the raisin bran and then tasted it, spat it out, put it on E tier, still said nothing. I like Jschlatts humor.
wait until the guy looks at the PCC cereal aisle, all the mascots are just a bunch of random animals with basic ass names like fucking “panda puffs” or “koala crisp”
Actually his opinions are very wrong on certain topics which is why he’s been canceled so much. Like seriously how can you sit by and support someone who rated stal as an f it’s honestly just unexceptionable since we all know it’s an easy S
@@needsahobby8799 tf I didn’t even say anything rudeee I said my opinion and your gonin off for what? And I wasn’t even fucking asking you to agree I just said what I thought
If there's one cereal I like that's so hard to find is Good MOREnings Cereal by Post. It's one of those Waffle & Syrup-Tasting Cereals & they are by far my personal favorite waffle cereals.
Ok, cheerios actually has a good secondary flavor. Yhey sctually have maple ones, that taste very good. Not as good as french toast crunch, but very good. And you said you like maple syrup flavors, so I think you'd like it.
I was so confused the whole time bc he sounds like he’s about to hate on them then completely turns it around and says it’s S
Just like at 11:58 he opens with "What the fuck is quisp?" And 2 seconds later says it's one of his favourite cereals like wtf
@@youtubewhoop886 he's saying "youre probably asking yourself, what the fuck is quisp?" so he's talking about us viewers and not him
LMAO
I blame minx
DevilAsher uwu He opened with: "Quisp, what the fuck is quisp?" Before talking to the the audience directly
Basically the video in a nutshell:
Any cereal with the word “Frosted” will instantly make this man furious.
Frosted Mini Wheats go brrrrrr
"If you wanna make a frosted cereal, be my guest"
*proceeds to shit on every frosted cereal he reviewed*
Arent the oats in lucky charms frosted
@@diljotthunder4348 >:O
What about chocolate
"Tricks are for kids because kids can't tell what a good cereal is."
This is a legendary line
Hes right too
trix*
““Tricks are for kids!” “Exactly, cuz kids can’t tell what good f*cking cereal tastes like. F*ck you.”
Grain berry
It is good
Jschlatt: “Not because of the taste, but because of the lore behind it.”
Matpat:*bust open door* Continue talking
underated commeny
R.I.P Quake
I like how Twitter tried to cancel this man saying he’s racist and toxic while the guy they’re trying to cancel is tasting cereal
He's a cereal killer.
@@damienmaymdien6367 holy shit ur right
Twitter eats Grain Berry
@@damienmaymdien6367 seven cap n crunch boxes in 1999...
It’s Twitter, the fuck do you expect
Schlatt: “No one has bad memories with Cheerios.”
Ludwig: “Cheerios are crap lol.”
as a kid i've choked on cheerios and needed the Heimlich, it's fair to say that i have a bad memory with them
@@madi_rainbows4887 never thought I’d hear a story of someone choking on Cheerios, good thing you’re okay
@@bos_the_creeper1286 i'm fairly certain i've choked on cheerios on more than one occasion as well :)
@@shroompik6815 IMO, some sweet cereals taste fucking garbage
I HATE CHEERIOS SO MUCH
Literally the only time I've ever seen Schlatt care about something is when his Golden Playbutton was falling to its death, I know if Minx or Quackity or someone was falling off a cliff he'd call em a dumbass then laugh at them while munching on a handful of Eggo™ Cereal.
I’m imagining this and it’s hilarious
true. His scream was so raw like he genuinely seemed scared
LMAOOO HAHAHASJDFSGKDHLJFH
Timestamp at 8:20 For those people who are reading this comment thread for the timestamp.
The TM is what got me rolling on the floor lmao
I love the way how jschlatt just throws the cereal at his door, Imagine walking into that room and you step in cereal, and it gets all over your feet and you just feel the cereal run through your toes.
I don't like that mental image.
Why did you explain it in such detail?
That was uncomfortably descriptive...
May the only thing that dampens thy fires of Hell be God spitting in your eye.
cheerios wattpad 💅
Seeing Schlatt genuinely care about any object in that room is life changing
Agreed
Wholesome~
Too bad no phat ass
@@realcupojoe i was so sad... no phat ass!!1!
Character development
as a british person, i am overwhelmed by the variety of cereals in america. we have coco pops take it or leave it.
I happily spent £20 getting a box of Eggo and Oreo Os sent over from America, the quality of the cereal is miles above what we have in UK
Yeah when I went to Scotland I couldn’t find any good cereal
yes
I’m from England near Manchester only cereal i like are honey nut
Irish man here, I am also amazed about all the cereals. Like Britain, we have coco pops, some frosted flakes, maybe a off brand of Krave you get in aldi but the rest are boring nonsense
Serena Williams: Attempts to assasinate his play button
Schlatt: *genuine fear*
hehe.
that was fucking terrifying
I read this comment before that part of the video and i was very confused
8:18
She went to Serena Williams to John hinckley jr right quick
00:33 - Cheerios
00:54 - Honey Nut Cheerios
01:09 - Apple Cinnamon Cheerios
01:21 - Frosted Cheerios
01:39 - Chocolate Cheerios
02:07 - Lucky Charms
02:37 - Reese's Puffs
03:05 - Cap'n Crunch
03:18 - Peanut Butter Crunch
03:27 - Crunch Berries
03:45 - Oops! All Berries
04:06 - (Bonus) Minecraft Creepi'n Crunch
04:11 - Rice Crispies
04:24 - Frosted Crispies
04:45 - Cocoa Crispies
04:53 - Krave
05:13 - Cookie Crisp
05:33 - Oreo'os
05:56 - Cocoa Puffs
06:10 - Cocoa Pebbles
06:14 - Fruity Pebbles
06:21 - Trix
06:37 - Frosted Flakes
07:01 - Cinnamon Toast Crunch
07:16 - French Toast Crunch
07:33 - Eggo's
08:03 - (Bonus) Wheaties
08:35 - Corn Flakes
08:57 - Kellugg's (Special)
09:05 - Chocalately Delight
09:29 - Frosted Mini Wheats
09:59 - Apple Jacks
10:06 - Froot Loops
10:15 - Corn Pops
10:19 - Kix
10:29 - Oatmeal Squares
10:36 - (Bonus) Raisin Bran
10:52 - Golden Grahams
11:04 - Honey Bunches of Oats
11:17 - Honeyhs!
11:36 - Honeycomb
11:58 - Quisp
12:41 - Count Chocula
13:14 - (Bonus) Grain Berry
bro
Someone already posted this kiddo
@@peanutbutterchildi saw that too
teh fuck is honey h's its honey oh's lil bro
12:40 12:41 12:41 12:41 12:41 12:42 12:42 12:42 12:42 12:42 12:43 12:43
When Jschlatt was talking about Reese’s puffs and krave he sounded like a dad telling his kids why he won’t let them get sugary cereal
lmao
WHY IS THAT TRUE THO-
He just has such a new York dad voice
"Krave isn’t a cereal you’d eat if you want a productive day"
Me, who eats it pretty much every day: well that sums up my life pretty well
@Matthew Morocco I get it from my local target, but it might not be available in your area. If it isn't , I think Amazon sells it.
Krave is a hard one to find, but a goldmine
Yes but have u accounted for john dales extra fat whifts?
jschalatt yeets weaties and it hits his gold play button, oupps all berreis
8:20
Creeper Cereal: "TASTE ME! I AM READY FOR YOUR RATINGS!"
Schlatt: *"dude, who tf are you, get back into the box"*
Ranboo:is sad
No more creeper crunch
The only worse cereal is this sonic one..
True
@@bootyshaker69don't mention sonic products it reminds me sonic curry exist...
I love when he said “Tf🤨” at the Minecraft cereal 4:06
Shit killed me 😭
Schlatt* : throws Wheaties
Wheaties : “And so I took that personal”
Wheaties: you take me out *I take your play button out*
+110xp Revenge kill
I like Wheaties tho
@Shaun Stouder how did I not realize that, lol
@@j_jhij_j5819 +1000xp Ultimate Target kill
I like how genuine he is when he hates a cereal like theres nothing better than watching a 20 year old man conplain about cereal unironically
he got MAD at the cheerios
@kerrinobrien2975 ...and with trix too, which in my opinion I actually like trix
Schlatt: "I don't even need to taste them they're so terrible!"
Wheaties: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"
True
Grain berry to
Ew
Me who can’t eat any sweet cereals so I have Wheaties and Chex and shit:
*No, they’re not, you BITCH!*
I am going to share a story with you all about frosted flakes. Probably nobody will see this due to how old this video is but oh well. I really like Frosted Flakes not for the taste necessarily but for another reason. Around 4 years ago my grandmother died for some reason that I was never really told about for some odd reason. She had Alzheimer's disease and it was getting worse by the day. We did not want to put her in a nursing home because she would just simply rot in there and me miserable, she would have been alive to this day I am sure. When she died the court ruled the house she lived in to my father. Him and I went to the house to clean it out and probably sell the stuff we found. We cleaned out most of the food but when we opened one of the cabinets we found 19 unopened boxes of Frosted Flakes. That is primarily why I like Frosted Flakes.
Damn dude, that's seriously rough. I bet your grandmother's smiling down on you and proud of all you've done over the past 4 years. Losing a grandma is *HARD.* Hell knows i miss mine.
But you know what? There's no shame in missing someone. It means you have a heart, and a big one at that. I bet your grandma is beaming with pride about all you've done over the years and how much you have grown in every aspect. She's probably strutting around in the golden clouds, pointing down at you like "i raised that feller down dere!"
@@Firesaur-ut9hy Thank you bro, for taking the time to read my comment and reply with a genuine, profound message. We need more people like you in this world, regardless of your political opinion, race, religion, etc.
@@ProfessorFingertipsOffical
No problem man. I'm glad I could make you feel better. And thanks for the compliment. I hope I made your afternoon in some way. =)
Man I feel bad for you. But that's a wholesome story as well.
awesome
How is it that when schlatt says “I’m gonna piss some people off” Are the times when he is the least offensive
oops all berries at f has offended me 😩😩
I lowkey got offended with the cinnamon toast crunch rating. that shit gets a quick s tier imo.
@UCTiNRRpWzHziqHQaZIHnFSA What about that? it's true.
i think we should cancel him on twitter again
Cinnamon toast S raisins brand A Oreo Os F wtf schlatt I am disappointed and offended
Schlatt tomorrow: Thinking about Tony the Tiger and police brutality.
He didn’t even mention the terrorist commercial too 🤭
@@Andromeda69420 the WHAT
@@Andromeda69420 i found that ad quite enjoyable
yeah lol
th-cam.com/video/OJvzgLWTrcs/w-d-xo.html
the bomb one
General Mills has a new “elf” cereal and it maple flavor corn puffs with marshmallows, sounds like schlatt’s dream cereal to me
I tried it not too long ago and it SLAPS
I don't think he'd like the idea of an elf themed cereal. I don't think he's very fond of other races.
@@blank0s162 _wth_
What's the cereal called and where does it sell?
@@naturallymoronic2214 Apparently its called "Elf" (yep) and you can buy it on Walmart and (I think) Target's website
Fun fact. The guy that invented corn flakes had it stolen from him by his brother so he had to make frosted flakes since corn flakes werent his property
Why did he even buy wheeties? He can just go over to a tree and start scraping the bark off
yes
I would pay to see that
Woah a heart from the big man congrats.
A- tier comment
@@ashenfire749 You mean S tier.
He sounded actually terrified when his playbutton fell, pure fear.
When it started to fall and schlatt pushed everything out of his way to save it, i felt that
8:18 Replay button
@@melkboi8306 that's one replay button to ads
yeah i cdecfvrgthyujhtgrf he was SCARED
either its for a stupid reason or he genuinely cares about his subs and got afraid when his play button fell
Another reason to hate Wheaties: They almost broke his PlayButton.
yes 😔
i was reading this comment right as that happened
Ngl I LOVE Wheaties but sir, that is a war crime.
@siplified I need to say one word *weird*
@@addisonschoy let people eat what they want bish
Have you heard of chocolate toast crunch?
It was discontinued.
But it is made out of 25% chocolate, 50% angel tears and 25% cocaine. Truly food for the gods.
Schlatt on the Dream SMP: a drunk tyrant
Schlatt on his channel: ranking cereal
I mean the dude died of “drugs” or also known as potions and he wanted protein powder in the revival of wilbur
@@Badpop70438 Didn't he die of a heart attack?
@@slipperyseel494 yeah and it was caused by the “drugs”
@@Badpop70438 You aren't wrong
@@Badpop70438 It was caused by him drinking himself to death, it was alcohol or a stand in of it
Creeper Crunch: Exists
Jschlatt: *"And I took that personally."*
I love how he is actually taking this seriously
ranboos crying in the club rn
@@taestea6097 poor man oof
@@KingOfFrye im laughing so fucking hard at this
@@KingOfFrye it was a minecraft cereal and they mentioned a minecraft streamer? Boohoo
Ted Nivison: *Tastes and tiers milk*
Jschlatt: *Tastes and tiers cereals*
So who’s gonna rate the different brands of spoons?
Didn't Ted also review cereal?
@@felixtatang414 yea
Can't wait to see bowl tier list
Carson for fucking sure
Joji Spoon
8:25 We could’ve had a lot of fun if you didn’t blur it…
Jschlatt: Don’t eat Cookie Crisp.
Eat real cookies
Also Jschlatt: I love Oreo O’s.
I mean, you are right.
Oreo O’s slap. Jshart is right about them
@@ozzyb1995 I would still rather eat REAL Oreo’s because I am not a pussy
well thats just not fvcking fair, normal cookies taste better!
I swear Oreo O’s would literally just be diabetes in a bowl
Schlatt’s Cheerio Tier List*
Yeah
C H E E R I O S
Ye
I was early wasn’t i
Interesting seeing you here
“There’s fucking crack in the middle”-jschlatt
schlatt: I love maple syrup flavored cereal
me and the Canadians:(salutes)
@@mr.g6962 yes
*me and the other Canadians
@@mr.g6962 yes
No seriously that shit is amazing, I bought a box today because of this tier list, the man wasn't kidding.
There's fucking crack in the middle.
The thing is, those bland ass cereals hit different, because you just keep shoving them in your mouth.
He knows He secretly admires Creeper Crunch the most out of all of em
Lucky charms but more expensive
Creeper aw man
@@jandlyt cuz it’s Minecraft
I have never seen a man getting so emotional about cereal ever in my life.
They do call him Mr Cereal
13:42
and we stan him for it
@@kainado261 wtf who says stan lmao I’ve never heard that word in my life kinda sounds gay
Nice pfp
Wheaties is an F because it almost doomed his reward for making Minecraft
A bit too true.
I saw that thing fall and all I could think was "Oh shit! Not the desk again!"
Wheaties is an F anyway lol
k
CAPTAIN CRUNCH CRUNCH BERRIES IS IMMACULATE.
0:14 Mr. Cereal or Mr. "Serial" killer,
Don't forget 1999😢
"I'm going to piss some people off"
*proceeds to describe why he likes lucky charms the exact same way i do
solid tier list, would only make two slight revisions tbh
most of his cereal placements were spot on. i would put rice krispies higher though
@@madisonsamsal7646 yeah honestly they kinda go hard just by themselves
literally my thoughts exactly. i eat lucky charms that way and i feel heard
I would put Frosted flakes and cocoa krispies MUCH higher
thicc_ c0rnd0g I think Frosted Flakes could be higher but cocoa pebbles are so much better than cocoa crispies
He really forgot the cinnamon roll in his Minecraft creeper crunch
Edit: holy crap I didn’t think this would get so many likes thank you
RANBOO
You would have to be in serious conflict if you put cinnamon rolls in cereal
@@tnks. you don’t get it do you?
@@jawstheshark Haha you fool you fell right into my intended trap, conflict commonly when not talking about dispute between other people but when with yourself is portrayed with black and white
@@tnks. tf
Schlatt: "No one has bad memories of cheerios!"
Me: *has a flashback to the two occasions in 4th grade where both Emily's threw up cheerios*
*what*
"both emily's" is such a memory
I feel like I understand that but can't fully empathize
@@doyourememberme1067 true story
Where's Emily now?
“He’s the dollar store version of the Cocoa Puffs Guy”
General Mills: owns both Trix and Cocoa Puffs
honestly, i'm just really glad he showed himself vacuuming up the cereal
fr before the video ended i imagined him vaccuuming it up and it made it 10x funnier
I didn’t know there was a dislike button. LOL
Honestly, I’m just really glad I saw this comment before watching the video.
My brother
Schlatts presidential slogan: Make Frosted Flakes Greatttttttttt Again.
I still love them
Nah it’s gotta be make wheties edible again
Not sure if they were great in the first place
all berry's sucks dog whats the point
*your
So nobody is going to talk about that shjlatts camera is focused on his mic
No his mic is just 1080p and Shlatt is 720p
nooo I didn't even notice!! why'd you point it out to meeeee ahhhhhh
Thanks now I can’t unsee it
shjlatts
@@skapaloka222 schlagg
4:06 HELLO? 😭
Teachers, parents: The internet is dangerous
The internet:
Yes.
No.
YYYYYEEEEEESSSSS
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO
Yes, but also no
I don’t care how old this video is but I will always love the “captain you’ve had 30 years to correct your mistake how is it still oops!?” Its just hilarious
RIGHT
Hiiiii I love your vids!
Yes
e
Everybody:schlatt is toxic and triggers people
Also schlatt:
Damn, why would people say that tho, please explain
@@andrewoxford1322 Most likely because of Shlatt from Dream SMP. The character Shlatt played by Shlatt .
@@vinnienoelle8218 ah, ok
got a feeling thats the same kekw
@@m4g-nu5ftw92 what
8:20 never heard him panic so much💀
Schlatt: "They used to call me the Cereal Killer"
:)
Back in 1999 they used to call me a cereal killer
@@riceseed same here! But I was back in 1882
I feel robbed of my very unoriginal bad joke
@@jackbudi haha *sad*
Alternative title: 21 year old man rants about cereal for 14 minutes
😂
@Adrian Dancel google
Hes 21? He looks like hes a middle aged man
Adrian Dancel different views i guess
@Jonas Jennrich what do you mean by 33 seconds
first time I've seen schlatt remotely care about an object, the sheer terror in his voice when the play button began falling is unforgettable
Wheaties fr went "Oh? Not gonna even see how I taste? WELL SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PLAYBUTTON"
It's funny because the only other times Schlatt even gave the slightest bit of attention to objects was, well...
th-cam.com/video/BDhVD9De6Wg/w-d-xo.html&pp=ygUac2NobGF0dCBicmVha2luZyBrZXlib2FyZHM%3D
th-cam.com/video/gPbMmvRg9mM/w-d-xo.html&pp=ygUYanNjaGxhdHQgdGhyb3dzIGNhdCBib3gg
8:20
His crowing achievement in life was about to be bested by a box of cereal
He cares about his million play button more than minx
13:30 the only thing I remember was on the way to school hearing this commercial on the radio and wanting to punch the radio- “GRAIN BERRY GRAIN BERRY! HEALTHY CEREAL FOR YOUR FAMILY!” LIKE SHUT U-
Jschlatt: *chucks Wheaties*
Wheaties: “you have chosen to sacrifice your play button”
also Jschlatt: *puts in F tier for harming his play button*
LOL
Lol
Timestamp is 8:20
That cereal is how i learned North, East, South, West
fun fact: the characters on cereal boxes have eyes perfectly angled to look down upon children in the isles looking for cereal
Yea they are predators.
That is horrifying
Exactly accurate
Wrong, every cereal with a shill mascot aimed at children is always at eye level.
Oh shi-
Jschlatt: *Throws the wheaties*
Wheaties: k a r m a
Ok you got a point
@@thedipermontshow no no they've got a point
@Landon Payne yes they’re right
Yes
08:20 replay button
4:48 the porky pig impression goes hard
i cant tell if he's big, or the bowl is just small
But if wildspartanz or bizly commented they'd have a thousands more likes comments
Damn feels bad
hes 6'3
the bowl is tiny and he is 5”3
hes 5'12
Schlatt is massive. They don't call him big schlatt for nothin
Her: "he's probably thinking about other women right now"
Him:
PLEASE
Lol
underrated comment right here
He’s thinking what the heck chocolate cheereos him the. Has sisher
@@usualtf2gamer lmao how is this underrated it has 1K likes
"They call me 'Mr. Cereal'" *ADD IT TO THE WIKI LIST*
It’s already added 😂
There are mini lucky charms, and they have a different kind of cereal, and it is SO much better than normal lucky charms
My mom: Why do you hate something you haven’t even tried yet?
Schlatt: I hate Wheaties but I have no reason to try them
Edit: Thanks for the likes :3
I have tried them, and they taste like ass. Also, the aftertaste on them is awful. I wouldn’t recommend them.
no they are really bad ion blame him
Fun fact: I haven't even tried any on the cereal in his tier list
It's because he hates tennis. Also the attempted assassination of his play button doesn't help
True
“They call me the Serial Guy”
Just like 1999
Cereal*
@@HC421-d1p i think it was spelled "serial" for a reason
@@dolepineapplejuice3692 I was just being stupid 😂
Oh, I know why he's called the Serial guy...We've been trying to get an Extradition warrant for him from the Vatican for years...
-Sgt. Bigguy, NYPD
@@HC421-d1p r/wooooosh
“I hope you agree, because remember, you can’t like a content creator unless you agree with everything they say and do” LMAOOOOOOO
a nice toast is equally important in a balanced breakfast lmao
I hate him since he didnt put cinnamon toast crunch in S
It's sad how this is true
Reference to Dream stans, right?
@@rustyshackleford7594 yes i believe so. also jschlatt being “cancelled” for like 2 mins because of a tweet he said that was misinterpreted.
12:13
You can find Quisp at Woodmans or Meijer usually
*the Minecraft cereal comes up*
Schlatt: alright moving on
I know right
leave it up to ranboo
That's because he was reminiscing all of the times that he couldn't swim 😂
Malaysia is hilarious for ripoffs of cereal i would have expected a pixel block cereal by now
No he says "what the f-"
When you had those parents who only bought the “boring” cereals so you can only agree/disagree with 1/4 of the rankings....
In my c0untry there ain't like 90% 0f these cereals :/
ive eaten half the things on the tier list, so i can relate
i’ve only had like five of the cereals there
I only get cornflakes and Cheerios..
exactly i had like cheerios, cinnamon toast crunch at school breakfasts in elementary school which i vaguely remember ... kix on special occasions and frosted flakes at hotel breakfasts
If I had a nickel for every time JSchlatt hit on a white haired cereal mascot, I’d have 2 nickels. It’s not much but it’s weird that it happened twice
The winner of the Comment Memes for this episode
Ok doofenshmirtz
how tf do i fall asleep to this.
10:12 respectfully I will hunt you down
I love how he said nothing when he pulled out the raisin bran and then tasted it, spat it out, put it on E tier, still said nothing. I like Jschlatts humor.
I laughed at that part and with the very last cereal at the end 😂😂
@@jadenthemusicfreak i laughed when he threw the box
@@DanniW Oh yeah 😂😭 Gosh this video is funny and he is hilarious
fr
He is uploading way too much something is up
I have a theory that he prerecords all of these. and he died lately so his loved ones are uploading all the vids.
@@georgianichols4584 oof
@@georgianichols4584 oh 🥲
didnt he get cancelled
@@georgianichols4584 oof
The pure terror in schlatts voice when he knocked over his gold playbutton was golden
i see what you did there
wait until the guy looks at the PCC cereal aisle, all the mascots are just a bunch of random animals with basic ass names like fucking “panda puffs” or “koala crisp”
Wait, Jschlatt tried to save his play button from breaking? But breaking his shit is like 38% of his whole youtube personality!
one word:
That play button is the 0.7% of his channel
Christmas Schlatt
"jschlatt is so offensive and controversial!"
jschlatt:
That placement of Frosted Flakes is definitely controversial
@@itsyaboilogan642
And the placement of Reeses Pieces!
You know, I’d say that Raisen Bran should be higher, but besides that he did fairly good.
his fucking S tier was offensive and controversial. i only agree with cap’n crunch
I fucking cried when he put cookie crisp in E tier
Krave is the only chocolate cereal that doesn’t taste like every other chocolate cereal
Absolute fax
Krave is so bad 💔😭
@@itsmealoser1216ok loser
@@itsmealoser1216 I mean taste is subjective anyway
It’s literally dessert 😅😂😂
13:43 the way the grain berry hits the door while spilling loads of the cereal is hilarious
Did schlatt just complain about reese's being candy...
And then put lucky charms in A
Yes he did
It doesn't really make sense... but it doesn't have to 😂
Lucky charms is not all candy
he's right
What about Oreo O's? That's fucking candy
Schlatt is the smartest man alive, he's successfully secured a sponsor by advertising at least half of these cereals
I would love to see some of these cereals to sponsor someone who basickly said he will kill the queen. I would
The Cock
Actually his opinions are very wrong on certain topics which is why he’s been canceled so much. Like seriously how can you sit by and support someone who rated stal as an f it’s honestly just unexceptionable since we all know it’s an easy S
@@skygavyn6106 had me in the first half
@@topirinta5969 well how that would age 🔥💯💯🔥🔥💯💯🔥
Do I have un-finished exams? Yes.
Did I just watch a grown man rate cereals for 14 minutes and 33 seconds?
*Yes.*
Yeah, I asked myself that too. Like.. I should be doing the dishes. Instead I’m watching an adult rage over cereal
I’m more than happy with the decision I made today.
Do I have to much time on my hands cause of summer?
✨ *Y. E. S.* ✨
@@SCREW_TITLES ✨agreed✨
499 likes. Must ruin it.
”these tastes absolutely fucking terrible“
*throws*
*playbutton falls*
“OH NO NONONONONONONO!“
13:43
Jschlatt: “Throws Grain Berry”
Me: “S A T I S F I E D”
8:21 Jschlatt: “FUCKIN YEETS Wheates” Me: IN THE TRASH
Same
Grain berry and wheaties sound really good actually
@@baconchi3859 fuck the plaque, is the cereal ok
@@glorpz5887 ik but I have had Wheates before and they taste like shit
“And I think it’s pretty healthy because it’s got a heart on the front”
Well that’s ironic
Schlatt: no one has bad memories with Cheerios
Me: literally chocked on Cheerios as a kid because I would swallow them like pills.
Thats pretty hilarious ngl
Yo... tRy hOnEy cHeErIoS
@Julian Gomez Good job, you read a public comment, you want a cookie crisp?
@Julian Gomez Nvm, I changed my mind, you don't deserve one
@Julian Gomez it’s okay *gives cookie crisp*
seeing how he’s overly dramatic when rating cereals like oops all berries when the oops is on purpose but it’s schlatt, he’s always dramatic
Schlatt: “no one has bad memories of Cheerios” Some random person in the comments: “My mom died because of them”
you have makes me explode in laughter at like 1 am thank you man
Some random kid: " I stuck three in my ears at age 4 and now I'm partially deaf."
Answer me for no reason
Well mine is I've choked on them😂
My dog choked on cheriose but he didn't die
i’ve watched this an uncountable number of times and i lose it every time he rates grain berry it’s the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever seen
sameeeeee
Oops! All berries!
Yeahhh same 😂
true
Schlatt: Hates Grain Berries
Also Schlatt: Sprays it everywhere so it gets in every nook and cranny of his room and he can never get rid of the smell
Ikr!
I come back to this video every 3 months it has changed my life thank you schlatt
Schlatt:this will make you mad
Everyone: agrees with everything he says
French toast crunch are litterally unedible for me and I think there disgusting but except that ya
especially the Reese's pronunciation part
cinnamon toast crunch deserved better
@@_karaty_8881 no why the hell are u eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch that shit nasty go get some tastebuds
@@needsahobby8799 tf I didn’t even say anything rudeee I said my opinion and your gonin off for what? And I wasn’t even fucking asking you to agree I just said what I thought
any frosted cereal ever:
schlatt: *and i took that personally*
"if you want to make a sugary cereal, go ahead! but don't do (literally anything about the cereal brand)"
*cough* Frosted Mini Wheats
Schlatt: *ranks cereal*
Twitter: “and I took that personally”
Twitter would cancel you for saying your opinion.
@@boredxero3058 Yeah, the key to happiness is to reject whatever those random 14 year olds have to say.
@@crowthewicked8344 soon twitter will have to resort to canceling themselves, it's only a matter of time before they destroy themselves
@@BintarSolos that's true
@@crowthewicked8344 bruh why 14 always get talk shit.at least add "girls" behind it
The most genuine reaction you will ever get out of any TH-camr ever 4:06 TWICE! 8:21
Jschlatt: I can’t eat Reese’s puffs in the morning cause it’s candy
Also Jschlatt a minute before: I love eating the marshmallows out of lucky charms
*also puts oreo o’s in S tier*
Reese's puffs are S tier idc what anyone says
@@calebjohnson96 in my opinion i have no idea🗿
@@jcl9308 oreo o's are c
a thousandth like
There is a piece of Grain Berry that still lives in his room and haunts him at night
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If there's one cereal I like that's so hard to find is Good MOREnings Cereal by Post. It's one of those Waffle & Syrup-Tasting Cereals & they are by far my personal favorite waffle cereals.
Same waffle cereals is my favourite also keep up the good content on you channel :)
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Where did they go?!?! I havent had them in years they're my favorite cereal. Where dl you find them?
I like *O a t m e a l*
Hello 👋
Ok, cheerios actually has a good secondary flavor. Yhey sctually have maple ones, that taste very good. Not as good as french toast crunch, but very good. And you said you like maple syrup flavors, so I think you'd like it.