I love the way how jschlatt just throws the cereal at his door, Imagine walking into that room and you step in cereal, and it gets all over your feet and you just feel the cereal run through your toes.
Literally the only time I've ever seen Schlatt care about something is when his Golden Playbutton was falling to its death, I know if Minx or Quackity or someone was falling off a cliff he'd call em a dumbass then laugh at them while munching on a handful of Eggo™ Cereal.
Irish man here, I am also amazed about all the cereals. Like Britain, we have coco pops, some frosted flakes, maybe a off brand of Krave you get in aldi but the rest are boring nonsense
I am going to share a story with you all about frosted flakes. Probably nobody will see this due to how old this video is but oh well. I really like Frosted Flakes not for the taste necessarily but for another reason. Around 4 years ago my grandmother died for some reason that I was never really told about for some odd reason. She had Alzheimer's disease and it was getting worse by the day. We did not want to put her in a nursing home because she would just simply rot in there and me miserable, she would have been alive to this day I am sure. When she died the court ruled the house she lived in to my father. Him and I went to the house to clean it out and probably sell the stuff we found. We cleaned out most of the food but when we opened one of the cabinets we found 19 unopened boxes of Frosted Flakes. That is primarily why I like Frosted Flakes.
Damn dude, that's seriously rough. I bet your grandmother's smiling down on you and proud of all you've done over the past 4 years. Losing a grandma is *HARD.* Hell knows i miss mine. But you know what? There's no shame in missing someone. It means you have a heart, and a big one at that. I bet your grandma is beaming with pride about all you've done over the years and how much you have grown in every aspect. She's probably strutting around in the golden clouds, pointing down at you like "i raised that feller down dere!"
@@Firesaur-ut9hy Thank you bro, for taking the time to read my comment and reply with a genuine, profound message. We need more people like you in this world, regardless of your political opinion, race, religion, etc.
@@ProfessorFingertipsOffical No problem man. I'm glad I could make you feel better. And thanks for the compliment. I hope I made your afternoon in some way. =)
"I'm going to piss some people off" *proceeds to describe why he likes lucky charms the exact same way i do solid tier list, would only make two slight revisions tbh
Fun fact. The guy that invented corn flakes had it stolen from him by his brother so he had to make frosted flakes since corn flakes werent his property
Have you heard of chocolate toast crunch? It was discontinued. But it is made out of 25% chocolate, 50% angel tears and 25% cocaine. Truly food for the gods.
If there's one cereal I like that's so hard to find is Good MOREnings Cereal by Post. It's one of those Waffle & Syrup-Tasting Cereals & they are by far my personal favorite waffle cereals.
Well, schllatt did say that his family just scoops up cereal from the box, so the mom most likely knows that the cereal wont go bad since the cereal is eaten quickly.
I don’t care how old this video is but I will always love the “captain you’ve had 30 years to correct your mistake how is it still oops!?” Its just hilarious
13:30 the only thing I remember was on the way to school hearing this commercial on the radio and wanting to punch the radio- “GRAIN BERRY GRAIN BERRY! HEALTHY CEREAL FOR YOUR FAMILY!” LIKE SHUT U-
It's funny because the only other times Schlatt even gave the slightest bit of attention to objects was, well... th-cam.com/video/BDhVD9De6Wg/w-d-xo.html&pp=ygUac2NobGF0dCBicmVha2luZyBrZXlib2FyZHM%3D th-cam.com/video/gPbMmvRg9mM/w-d-xo.html&pp=ygUYanNjaGxhdHQgdGhyb3dzIGNhdCBib3gg
@@needsahobby8799 tf I didn’t even say anything rudeee I said my opinion and your gonin off for what? And I wasn’t even fucking asking you to agree I just said what I thought
@@jawstheshark Haha you fool you fell right into my intended trap, conflict commonly when not talking about dispute between other people but when with yourself is portrayed with black and white
exactly i had like cheerios, cinnamon toast crunch at school breakfasts in elementary school which i vaguely remember ... kix on special occasions and frosted flakes at hotel breakfasts
He didn't even talk about how Special K's "chocolaty delight" cereals chocolate is mostly edible wax that is colored because the chocolate just melts or something.
frosted mini wheats, cocoa dino bites, and cinnamon toast crunch r so goated dude literally nothing tops any of those, im making myself a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch as i type this
I was so confused the whole time bc he sounds like he’s about to hate on them then completely turns it around and says it’s S
Just like at 11:58 he opens with "What the fuck is quisp?" And 2 seconds later says it's one of his favourite cereals like wtf
@@youtubewhoop886 he's saying "youre probably asking yourself, what the fuck is quisp?" so he's talking about us viewers and not him
LMAO
I blame minx
DevilAsher uwu He opened with: "Quisp, what the fuck is quisp?" Before talking to the the audience directly
Seeing Schlatt genuinely care about any object in that room is life changing
Agreed
Wholesome~
Too bad no phat ass
@@realcupojoe i was so sad... no phat ass!!1!
Character development
Basically the video in a nutshell:
Any cereal with the word “Frosted” will instantly make this man furious.
Frosted Mini Wheats go brrrrrr
"If you wanna make a frosted cereal, be my guest"
*proceeds to shit on every frosted cereal he reviewed*
Arent the oats in lucky charms frosted
@@diljotthunder4348 >:O
What about chocolate
It’s scarily understandable how he describes chocolate cheerios as “warm”
Jesus christ, you're right...
Its as if there irradiated.
General Mills has a new “elf” cereal and it maple flavor corn puffs with marshmallows, sounds like schlatt’s dream cereal to me
I tried it not too long ago and it SLAPS
I don't think he'd like the idea of an elf themed cereal. I don't think he's very fond of other races.
@@blank0s162 _wth_
What's the cereal called and where does it sell?
@@naturallymoronic2214 Apparently its called "Elf" (yep) and you can buy it on Walmart and (I think) Target's website
"Tricks are for kids because kids can't tell what a good cereal is."
This is a legendary line
Hes right too
trix*
““Tricks are for kids!” “Exactly, cuz kids can’t tell what good f*cking cereal tastes like. F*ck you.”
Grain berry
It is good
When Jschlatt was talking about Reese’s puffs and krave he sounded like a dad telling his kids why he won’t let them get sugary cereal
lmao
WHY IS THAT TRUE THO-
He just has such a new York dad voice
I love the way how jschlatt just throws the cereal at his door, Imagine walking into that room and you step in cereal, and it gets all over your feet and you just feel the cereal run through your toes.
I don't like that mental image.
Why did you explain it in such detail?
That was uncomfortably descriptive...
May the only thing that dampens thy fires of Hell be God spitting in your eye.
cheerios wattpad 💅
He sounded actually terrified when his playbutton fell, pure fear.
When it started to fall and schlatt pushed everything out of his way to save it, i felt that
8:18 Replay button
@@melkboi8306 that's one replay button to ads
yeah i cdecfvrgthyujhtgrf he was SCARED
either its for a stupid reason or he genuinely cares about his subs and got afraid when his play button fell
Literally the only time I've ever seen Schlatt care about something is when his Golden Playbutton was falling to its death, I know if Minx or Quackity or someone was falling off a cliff he'd call em a dumbass then laugh at them while munching on a handful of Eggo™ Cereal.
I’m imagining this and it’s hilarious
true. His scream was so raw like he genuinely seemed scared
LMAOOO HAHAHASJDFSGKDHLJFH
Timestamp at 8:20 For those people who are reading this comment thread for the timestamp.
The TM is what got me rolling on the floor lmao
honestly, i'm just really glad he showed himself vacuuming up the cereal
fr before the video ended i imagined him vaccuuming it up and it made it 10x funnier
I didn’t know there was a dislike button. LOL
Honestly, I’m just really glad I saw this comment before watching the video.
My brother
Jschlatt: “Not because of the taste, but because of the lore behind it.”
Matpat:*bust open door* Continue talking
underated commeny
How is it that when schlatt says “I’m gonna piss some people off” Are the times when he is the least offensive
oops all berries at f has offended me 😩😩
I lowkey got offended with the cinnamon toast crunch rating. that shit gets a quick s tier imo.
@UCTiNRRpWzHziqHQaZIHnFSA What about that? it's true.
i think we should cancel him on twitter again
Cinnamon toast S raisins brand A Oreo Os F wtf schlatt I am disappointed and offended
as a british person, i am overwhelmed by the variety of cereals in america. we have coco pops take it or leave it.
I happily spent £20 getting a box of Eggo and Oreo Os sent over from America, the quality of the cereal is miles above what we have in UK
Yeah when I went to Scotland I couldn’t find any good cereal
yes
I’m from England near Manchester only cereal i like are honey nut
Irish man here, I am also amazed about all the cereals. Like Britain, we have coco pops, some frosted flakes, maybe a off brand of Krave you get in aldi but the rest are boring nonsense
Why did he even buy wheeties? He can just go over to a tree and start scraping the bark off
yes
I would pay to see that
Woah a heart from the big man congrats.
A- tier comment
@@ashenfire749 You mean S tier.
I love when he said “Tf🤨” at the Minecraft cereal 4:06
Shit killed me 😭
Schlatt’s Cheerio Tier List*
Yeah
C H E E R I O S
Ye
I was early wasn’t i
Interesting seeing you here
He knows He secretly admires Creeper Crunch the most out of all of em
Lucky charms but more expensive
Creeper aw man
@@jandlyt cuz it’s Minecraft
Schlatt: "They used to call me the Cereal Killer"
:)
Back in 1999 they used to call me a cereal killer
@@riceseed same here! But I was back in 1882
I feel robbed of my very unoriginal bad joke
@@jackbudi haha *sad*
00:33 - Cheerios
00:54 - Honey Nut Cheerios
01:09 - Apple Cinnamon Cheerios
01:21 - Frosted Cheerios
01:39 - Chocolate Cheerios
02:07 - Lucky Charms
02:37 - Reese's Puffs
03:05 - Cap'n Crunch
03:18 - Peanut Butter Crunch
03:27 - Crunch Berries
03:45 - Oops! All Berries
04:06 - (Bonus) Minecraft Creepi'n Crunch
04:11 - Rice Crispies
04:24 - Frosted Crispies
04:45 - Cocoa Crispies
04:53 - Krave
05:13 - Cookie Crisp
05:33 - Oreo'os
05:56 - Cocoa Puffs
06:10 - Cocoa Pebbles
06:14 - Fruity Pebbles
06:21 - Trix
06:37 - Frosted Flakes
07:01 - Cinnamon Toast Crunch
07:16 - French Toast Crunch
07:33 - Eggo's
08:03 - (Bonus) Wheaties
08:35 - Corn Flakes
08:57 - Kellugg's (Special)
09:05 - Chocalately Delight
09:29 - Frosted Mini Wheats
09:59 - Apple Jacks
10:06 - Froot Loops
10:15 - Corn Pops
10:19 - Kix
10:29 - Oatmeal Squares
10:36 - (Bonus) Raisin Bran
10:52 - Golden Grahams
11:04 - Honey Bunches of Oats
11:17 - Honeyhs!
11:36 - Honeycomb
11:58 - Quisp
12:41 - Count Chocula
13:14 - (Bonus) Grain Berry
bro
Someone already posted this kiddo
@@peanutbutterchildi saw that too
teh fuck is honey h's its honey oh's lil bro
12:40 12:41 12:41 12:41 12:41 12:42 12:42 12:42 12:42 12:42 12:43 12:43
Schlatt: “No one has bad memories with Cheerios.”
Ludwig: “Cheerios are crap lol.”
as a kid i've choked on cheerios and needed the Heimlich, it's fair to say that i have a bad memory with them
@@madi_rainbows4887 never thought I’d hear a story of someone choking on Cheerios, good thing you’re okay
@@bos_the_creeper1286 i'm fairly certain i've choked on cheerios on more than one occasion as well :)
@@shroompik6815 IMO, some sweet cereals taste fucking garbage
I HATE CHEERIOS SO MUCH
Serena Williams: Attempts to assasinate his play button
Schlatt: *genuine fear*
hehe.
that was fucking terrifying
I read this comment before that part of the video and i was very confused
8:18
She went to Serena Williams to John hinckley jr right quick
Another reason to hate Wheaties: They almost broke his PlayButton.
yes 😔
i was reading this comment right as that happened
Ngl I LOVE Wheaties but sir, that is a war crime.
@siplified I need to say one word *weird*
@@addisonschoy let people eat what they want bish
I am going to share a story with you all about frosted flakes. Probably nobody will see this due to how old this video is but oh well. I really like Frosted Flakes not for the taste necessarily but for another reason. Around 4 years ago my grandmother died for some reason that I was never really told about for some odd reason. She had Alzheimer's disease and it was getting worse by the day. We did not want to put her in a nursing home because she would just simply rot in there and me miserable, she would have been alive to this day I am sure. When she died the court ruled the house she lived in to my father. Him and I went to the house to clean it out and probably sell the stuff we found. We cleaned out most of the food but when we opened one of the cabinets we found 19 unopened boxes of Frosted Flakes. That is primarily why I like Frosted Flakes.
Damn dude, that's seriously rough. I bet your grandmother's smiling down on you and proud of all you've done over the past 4 years. Losing a grandma is *HARD.* Hell knows i miss mine.
But you know what? There's no shame in missing someone. It means you have a heart, and a big one at that. I bet your grandma is beaming with pride about all you've done over the years and how much you have grown in every aspect. She's probably strutting around in the golden clouds, pointing down at you like "i raised that feller down dere!"
@@Firesaur-ut9hy Thank you bro, for taking the time to read my comment and reply with a genuine, profound message. We need more people like you in this world, regardless of your political opinion, race, religion, etc.
@@ProfessorFingertipsOffical
No problem man. I'm glad I could make you feel better. And thanks for the compliment. I hope I made your afternoon in some way. =)
Man I feel bad for you. But that's a wholesome story as well.
awesome
So nobody is going to talk about that shjlatts camera is focused on his mic
No his mic is just 1080p and Shlatt is 720p
nooo I didn't even notice!! why'd you point it out to meeeee ahhhhhh
Thanks now I can’t unsee it
shjlatts
@@skapaloka222 schlagg
"I'm going to piss some people off"
*proceeds to describe why he likes lucky charms the exact same way i do
solid tier list, would only make two slight revisions tbh
most of his cereal placements were spot on. i would put rice krispies higher though
@@madisonsamsal7646 yeah honestly they kinda go hard just by themselves
literally my thoughts exactly. i eat lucky charms that way and i feel heard
I would put Frosted flakes and cocoa krispies MUCH higher
thicc_ c0rnd0g I think Frosted Flakes could be higher but cocoa pebbles are so much better than cocoa crispies
Wheaties is an F because it almost doomed his reward for making Minecraft
A bit too true.
I saw that thing fall and all I could think was "Oh shit! Not the desk again!"
Wheaties is an F anyway lol
k
CAPTAIN CRUNCH CRUNCH BERRIES IS IMMACULATE.
Fun fact. The guy that invented corn flakes had it stolen from him by his brother so he had to make frosted flakes since corn flakes werent his property
I like how genuine he is when he hates a cereal like theres nothing better than watching a 20 year old man conplain about cereal unironically
he got MAD at the cheerios
@kerrinobrien2975 ...and with trix too, which in my opinion I actually like trix
He is uploading way too much something is up
I have a theory that he prerecords all of these. and he died lately so his loved ones are uploading all the vids.
@@georgianichols4584 oof
@@georgianichols4584 oh 🥲
didnt he get cancelled
@@georgianichols4584 oof
The pure terror in schlatts voice when he knocked over his gold playbutton was golden
i see what you did there
8:20 never heard him panic so much💀
"Krave isn’t a cereal you’d eat if you want a productive day"
Me, who eats it pretty much every day: well that sums up my life pretty well
@Matthew Morocco I get it from my local target, but it might not be available in your area. If it isn't , I think Amazon sells it.
Krave is a hard one to find, but a goldmine
Yes but have u accounted for john dales extra fat whifts?
jschalatt yeets weaties and it hits his gold play button, oupps all berreis
8:20
Schlatt* : throws Wheaties
Wheaties : “And so I took that personal”
Wheaties: you take me out *I take your play button out*
+110xp Revenge kill
I like Wheaties tho
@Shaun Stouder how did I not realize that, lol
@@j_jhij_j5819 +1000xp Ultimate Target kill
Schlatts presidential slogan: Make Frosted Flakes Greatttttttttt Again.
I still love them
Nah it’s gotta be make wheties edible again
Not sure if they were great in the first place
all berry's sucks dog whats the point
*your
Have you heard of chocolate toast crunch?
It was discontinued.
But it is made out of 25% chocolate, 50% angel tears and 25% cocaine. Truly food for the gods.
Teachers, parents: The internet is dangerous
The internet:
Yes.
No.
YYYYYEEEEEESSSSS
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO
Yes, but also no
Creeper Crunch: Exists
Jschlatt: *"And I took that personally."*
I love how he is actually taking this seriously
ranboos crying in the club rn
@@taestea6097 poor man oof
@@KingOfFrye im laughing so fucking hard at this
@@KingOfFrye it was a minecraft cereal and they mentioned a minecraft streamer? Boohoo
Schlatt on the Dream SMP: a drunk tyrant
Schlatt on his channel: ranking cereal
I mean the dude died of “drugs” or also known as potions and he wanted protein powder in the revival of wilbur
@@Badpop70438 Didn't he die of a heart attack?
@@slipperyseel494 yeah and it was caused by the “drugs”
@@Badpop70438 You aren't wrong
@@Badpop70438 It was caused by him drinking himself to death, it was alcohol or a stand in of it
The thing is, those bland ass cereals hit different, because you just keep shoving them in your mouth.
Everybody:schlatt is toxic and triggers people
Also schlatt:
Damn, why would people say that tho, please explain
@@andrewoxford1322 Most likely because of Shlatt from Dream SMP. The character Shlatt played by Shlatt .
@@vinnienoelle8218 ah, ok
got a feeling thats the same kekw
@@m4g-nu5ftw92 what
If there's one cereal I like that's so hard to find is Good MOREnings Cereal by Post. It's one of those Waffle & Syrup-Tasting Cereals & they are by far my personal favorite waffle cereals.
Same waffle cereals is my favourite also keep up the good content on you channel :)
Yooo it’s Daniel T Gaming PogChamp
Where did they go?!?! I havent had them in years they're my favorite cereal. Where dl you find them?
I like *O a t m e a l*
Hello 👋
Schlatt tomorrow: Thinking about Tony the Tiger and police brutality.
He didn’t even mention the terrorist commercial too 🤭
@@Andromeda69420 the WHAT
@@Andromeda69420 i found that ad quite enjoyable
yeah lol
th-cam.com/video/OJvzgLWTrcs/w-d-xo.html
the bomb one
12:13
You can find Quisp at Woodmans or Meijer usually
Schlatt: "I don't even need to taste them they're so terrible!"
Wheaties: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"
True
Grain berry to
Ew
Me who can’t eat any sweet cereals so I have Wheaties and Chex and shit:
*No, they’re not, you BITCH!*
I like how Twitter tried to cancel this man saying he’s racist and toxic while the guy they’re trying to cancel is tasting cereal
He's a cereal killer.
@@damienmaymdien6367 holy shit ur right
Twitter eats Grain Berry
@@damienmaymdien6367 seven cap n crunch boxes in 1999...
It’s Twitter, the fuck do you expect
"They call me 'Mr. Cereal'" *ADD IT TO THE WIKI LIST*
It’s already added 😂
0:14 Mr. Cereal or Mr. "Serial" killer,
Don't forget 1999😢
Perfect something to watch instead of online school.
Honestly
True
Absolutely
Facts my friend
Yessir
Creeper Cereal: "TASTE ME! I AM READY FOR YOUR RATINGS!"
Schlatt: *"dude, who tf are you, get back into the box"*
Ranboo:is sad
No more creeper crunch
The only worse cereal is this sonic one..
True
this is the most honest tier list ever.
of anything.
ever.
@2024 Olivia Conway i have to agree with that
Cheerios should be in A tier df
I come back to this video every 3 months it has changed my life thank you schlatt
Krave is the only chocolate cereal that doesn’t taste like every other chocolate cereal
Absolute fax
Krave is so bad 💔😭
@@itsmealoser1216ok loser
@@itsmealoser1216 I mean taste is subjective anyway
It’s literally dessert 😅😂😂
“There’s fucking crack in the middle”-jschlatt
schlatt: I love maple syrup flavored cereal
me and the Canadians:(salutes)
@@mr.g6962 yes
*me and the other Canadians
@@mr.g6962 yes
No seriously that shit is amazing, I bought a box today because of this tier list, the man wasn't kidding.
There's fucking crack in the middle.
Did schlatt just complain about reese's being candy...
And then put lucky charms in A
Yes he did
It doesn't really make sense... but it doesn't have to 😂
Lucky charms is not all candy
he's right
What about Oreo O's? That's fucking candy
I love these types of ranking so entertaining lol
i cant tell if he's big, or the bowl is just small
But if wildspartanz or bizly commented they'd have a thousands more likes comments
Damn feels bad
hes 6'3
the bowl is tiny and he is 5”3
hes 5'12
Schlatt is massive. They don't call him big schlatt for nothin
Legend says he still has leftover cereal to this day
E
Y E S
ikr
In the USA place
Not wheeties tho
Legend says he fed it to the baby he hung.
any frosted cereal ever:
schlatt: *and i took that personally*
"if you want to make a sugary cereal, go ahead! but don't do (literally anything about the cereal brand)"
*cough* Frosted Mini Wheats
watching him reviewing cereals while eating cereal is just amazing
fr
I have never seen a man getting so emotional about cereal ever in my life.
They do call him Mr Cereal
13:42
and we stan him for it
@@kainado261 wtf who says stan lmao I’ve never heard that word in my life kinda sounds gay
Nice pfp
“They call me the Serial Guy”
Just like 1999
Cereal*
@@HC421-d1p i think it was spelled "serial" for a reason
@@dolepineapplejuice3692 I was just being stupid 😂
Oh, I know why he's called the Serial guy...We've been trying to get an Extradition warrant for him from the Vatican for years...
-Sgt. Bigguy, NYPD
@@HC421-d1p r/wooooosh
Schlatt's mom so kind, she allows to open multiple cereal atone time
I know, right? In order to get frosted flakes, I must go through all of the fucking bran, ONE AT A TIME
omg such truht!!! I am agree with some of this!
So true
Well, schllatt did say that his family just scoops up cereal from the box, so the mom most likely knows that the cereal wont go bad since the cereal is eaten quickly.
That was hard to read
There are mini lucky charms, and they have a different kind of cereal, and it is SO much better than normal lucky charms
Schlatt: *ranks cereal*
Twitter: “and I took that personally”
Twitter would cancel you for saying your opinion.
@@boredxero3058 Yeah, the key to happiness is to reject whatever those random 14 year olds have to say.
@@crowthewicked8344 soon twitter will have to resort to canceling themselves, it's only a matter of time before they destroy themselves
@@BintarSolos that's true
@@crowthewicked8344 bruh why 14 always get talk shit.at least add "girls" behind it
anyone else ever have just a nice time eating Corn Pops then there’s that one corn pop that’s a hard as a rock??
yess lmao
lmao ye
Sounds painful, hope your teeth are alright
You look like someone who’s in an alternate universe of a different universe.
YES, turns my enjoyment into just deppression
I don’t care how old this video is but I will always love the “captain you’ve had 30 years to correct your mistake how is it still oops!?” Its just hilarious
RIGHT
Hiiiii I love your vids!
Yes
e
13:30 the only thing I remember was on the way to school hearing this commercial on the radio and wanting to punch the radio- “GRAIN BERRY GRAIN BERRY! HEALTHY CEREAL FOR YOUR FAMILY!” LIKE SHUT U-
fun fact: the characters on cereal boxes have eyes perfectly angled to look down upon children in the isles looking for cereal
Yea they are predators.
That is horrifying
Exactly accurate
Wrong, every cereal with a shill mascot aimed at children is always at eye level.
Oh shi-
i’ve watched this an uncountable number of times and i lose it every time he rates grain berry it’s the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever seen
Same
sameeeeee
Oops! All berries!
Yeahhh same 😂
true
first time I've seen schlatt remotely care about an object, the sheer terror in his voice when the play button began falling is unforgettable
Wheaties fr went "Oh? Not gonna even see how I taste? WELL SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PLAYBUTTON"
It's funny because the only other times Schlatt even gave the slightest bit of attention to objects was, well...
th-cam.com/video/BDhVD9De6Wg/w-d-xo.html&pp=ygUac2NobGF0dCBicmVha2luZyBrZXlib2FyZHM%3D
th-cam.com/video/gPbMmvRg9mM/w-d-xo.html&pp=ygUYanNjaGxhdHQgdGhyb3dzIGNhdCBib3gg
8:20
His crowing achievement in life was about to be bested by a box of cereal
He cares about his million play button more than minx
I love it when this guy rates foods, its hilarious and It always makes my dad
dayum ur dad was made from a yt video not people
*DAY, I meant Day XDD
*the Minecraft cereal comes up*
Schlatt: alright moving on
I know right
leave it up to ranboo
That's because he was reminiscing all of the times that he couldn't swim 😂
Malaysia is hilarious for ripoffs of cereal i would have expected a pixel block cereal by now
No he says "what the f-"
Schlatt:this will make you mad
Everyone: agrees with everything he says
French toast crunch are litterally unedible for me and I think there disgusting but except that ya
especially the Reese's pronunciation part
cinnamon toast crunch deserved better
@@_karaty_8881 no why the hell are u eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch that shit nasty go get some tastebuds
@@needsahobby8799 tf I didn’t even say anything rudeee I said my opinion and your gonin off for what? And I wasn’t even fucking asking you to agree I just said what I thought
Alternative title: 21 year old man rants about cereal for 14 minutes
😂
@Adrian Dancel google
Hes 21? He looks like hes a middle aged man
Adrian Dancel different views i guess
@Jonas Jennrich what do you mean by 33 seconds
one of the best videos on youtube till this day
Ted Nivison: *Tastes and tiers milk*
Jschlatt: *Tastes and tiers cereals*
So who’s gonna rate the different brands of spoons?
Didn't Ted also review cereal?
@@felixtatang414 yea
Can't wait to see bowl tier list
Carson for fucking sure
Joji Spoon
Jschlatt: Don’t eat Cookie Crisp.
Eat real cookies
Also Jschlatt: I love Oreo O’s.
I mean, you are right.
Oreo O’s slap. Jshart is right about them
@@ozzyb1995 I would still rather eat REAL Oreo’s because I am not a pussy
well thats just not fvcking fair, normal cookies taste better!
I swear Oreo O’s would literally just be diabetes in a bowl
He really forgot the cinnamon roll in his Minecraft creeper crunch
Edit: holy crap I didn’t think this would get so many likes thank you
RANBOO
You would have to be in serious conflict if you put cinnamon rolls in cereal
@@tnks. you don’t get it do you?
@@jawstheshark Haha you fool you fell right into my intended trap, conflict commonly when not talking about dispute between other people but when with yourself is portrayed with black and white
@@tnks. tf
”these tastes absolutely fucking terrible“
*throws*
*playbutton falls*
“OH NO NONONONONONONO!“
Jschlatt: *Throws the wheaties*
Wheaties: k a r m a
Ok you got a point
@@thedipermontshow no no they've got a point
@Landon Payne yes they’re right
Yes
08:20 replay button
There is a piece of Grain Berry that still lives in his room and haunts him at night
fiRsT
sEConD
tHirD
fOrTh
FifTh
I love how Schlatt kept dumping cereal into a wire trash bin
The most genuine reaction you will ever get out of any TH-camr ever 4:06 TWICE! 8:21
Jschlatt: *chucks Wheaties*
Wheaties: “you have chosen to sacrifice your play button”
also Jschlatt: *puts in F tier for harming his play button*
LOL
Lol
Timestamp is 8:20
That cereal is how i learned North, East, South, West
“And I think it’s pretty healthy because it’s got a heart on the front”
Well that’s ironic
Schlatt: "No one has bad memories of cheerios!"
Me: *has a flashback to the two occasions in 4th grade where both Emily's threw up cheerios*
*what*
"both emily's" is such a memory
I feel like I understand that but can't fully empathize
@@doyourememberme1067 true story
Where's Emily now?
Now I really want to have a massive cereal cabinet in my kitchen so I can have a different cereal everyday
never seen a man so genuine and passionate about cereals.
as every man should
I was born in raised in “cereal city” and I have to invalidate this tier list
he wasn’t lying on twitter
did he say he was gonna eat cereal
@@cnrled tommy asked if it was another jackbox video and he said "it's just me ranking cereal"
@@joeyfletcher5281 thank you for the explanation
Right
I should get Twitter
When you had those parents who only bought the “boring” cereals so you can only agree/disagree with 1/4 of the rankings....
In my c0untry there ain't like 90% 0f these cereals :/
ive eaten half the things on the tier list, so i can relate
i’ve only had like five of the cereals there
I only get cornflakes and Cheerios..
exactly i had like cheerios, cinnamon toast crunch at school breakfasts in elementary school which i vaguely remember ... kix on special occasions and frosted flakes at hotel breakfasts
i watch this trio of tier list once a year
He didn't even talk about how Special K's "chocolaty delight" cereals chocolate is mostly edible wax that is colored because the chocolate just melts or something.
F that horrible cereal I thought I was the only one who thought that
Honey wax?
@@robinasebastian1873 idk, they tasted horrible though
"jschlatt is so offensive and controversial!"
jschlatt:
That placement of Frosted Flakes is definitely controversial
@@itsyaboilogan642
And the placement of Reeses Pieces!
You know, I’d say that Raisen Bran should be higher, but besides that he did fairly good.
his fucking S tier was offensive and controversial. i only agree with cap’n crunch
I fucking cried when he put cookie crisp in E tier
“I hope you agree, because remember, you can’t like a content creator unless you agree with everything they say and do” LMAOOOOOOO
a nice toast is equally important in a balanced breakfast lmao
I hate him since he didnt put cinnamon toast crunch in S
It's sad how this is true
Reference to Dream stans, right?
@@rustyshackleford7594 yes i believe so. also jschlatt being “cancelled” for like 2 mins because of a tweet he said that was misinterpreted.
My personal favorite cereal is rice krispies! It just tastes good.🥣
13:43
Jschlatt: “Throws Grain Berry”
Me: “S A T I S F I E D”
8:21 Jschlatt: “FUCKIN YEETS Wheates” Me: IN THE TRASH
Same
Grain berry and wheaties sound really good actually
@@baconchi3859 fuck the plaque, is the cereal ok
@@glorpz5887 ik but I have had Wheates before and they taste like shit
My mom: Why do you hate something you haven’t even tried yet?
Schlatt: I hate Wheaties but I have no reason to try them
Edit: Thanks for the likes :3
I have tried them, and they taste like ass. Also, the aftertaste on them is awful. I wouldn’t recommend them.
no they are really bad ion blame him
Fun fact: I haven't even tried any on the cereal in his tier list
It's because he hates tennis. Also the attempted assassination of his play button doesn't help
True
When he almost broke his TH-cam award I couldn’t tell if he was serious or joking
that was straight fear from his voice, pure fear
No that was pure fear in his voice
^^ Agreed. Absolute and pure fear was felt.
I love how it was the Wheaties cereal he threw and those are the worst ones
He was going through a lot of thoughts, and played fear because he was already acting angry :) if he was serious, it was about catching it
frosted mini wheats, cocoa dino bites, and cinnamon toast crunch r so goated dude literally nothing tops any of those, im making myself a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch as i type this