@@i-series8596 the car story is Dacia Sandero on James May in Romania and remember on series 14 with Aston Martin, Ferrari, Lamborghini, but the black Lamborghini is crashed Dacia 1310 Break on the village I saw that and the Lamborghini is damaged bumper, James May I bought a car Dacia Sandero with Romania plates in Bucharest and part 1 and part 2 in Constanța and parked Dacia Sandero is hit by Romanian lorry and looking Dacia Sandero on right impact side and damaged is broken?
Don't be salty, could've been a great Blitzkrieg if it just hadn't been a terrible idea in so many ways (actually war is rarely a good idea, especially if it's a stupid war based on a racist Weltanschauung)
@@siangetz8808 capturing France is not too tough, considering we're talking about France who surrender as soon as they can but you can't really expect to just be able to keep an ally of the (back then) strongest world power for good
Arne Hurnik If I remember correctly, I saw a comment in another video that said that Clarkson is showing the picture of a man having sex with a car exhaust pipe.
This is one of those quintessential top gear clips; if somebody wanted to know all about top gear in less than ten minutes this is what you’d show them
Jeremy: "Why aren't you a Formula 1 racing driver?" Girl: "I don't think I'd be quick enough" Jeremy: "You would be quick enough, have you tried it?" Girl: "No, not yet" xD And you never will, tanning salon girl... you never will....
"I'm bored with spain at the moment. Fernando Alonso, Formula one; most succesful driver there. Then there's Nadal in tennis, they've won the UA in championships, they've nicked all our airports, they've nicked all our fish, they've nicked all our building societies, they bite the heads off prawns, they throw donkeys off of tower blocks, and they stab cows!"
ok hate that thing they do in motor sports for me I find weird, why have a seperate series for the opposite gender its not like the sport and restricted to that one gender anyways, a woman has limbs a brain and infact lighter than man biologically, so why have a seperate series for woman if there isnt even a restriction for women drivers in the first place? infact why are there less women in motor sports in general
Well thats not true. Some have managed to qualify. One of them lella lombardi has actually scored 0.5 world championship points by finishing 6th in the red flagged 1975 spanish gp.
When was the last time someone asked Kimi Raikkonen, "Would you mind posing in a red bikini"? The answer is, never. Because nobody is insane enough to ask such a thing of Kimi. He's a grumpy fucker at the best of times, but I should imagine nobody would be willing to voluntarily suffer the stream of expletives heading their way.
The perfect Top Gear news segment, too many quotable moments “Have you been on the internet again? Yes I have” is probs my favourite alongside the best Dacia Great news joke! Seriously this segment just defines the unintentional and intelligent brilliance of Old Top Gear, though they won’t show it, Hamster, Slow and Jezza are the elements that made it work
0:44-0:56, that's a brilliant bit. That's what I use as an example when someone says something really stupid, I'll say "that's like saying I know who won the Grand Prix, it was a man."
This 7 minute clip is better than every episode of the New Top gear combined...
reece callow yep
Yes it is.
No the one with Kristen Scott Thomas is better.
Top Ground Gear Force
reece callow or any episode of The Grand Tour
"Good news!"
"WHAT?!"
"The Dac-... *bursts out in laughter*"
FG47 they know what it is!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH good times
"Good news!"
"What?!"
The Dac-... *bursts out in laughter*"
@@alessiogabrielnicolae5496 Why did you type it again
@@i-series8596 the car story is Dacia Sandero on James May in Romania and remember on series 14 with Aston Martin, Ferrari, Lamborghini, but the black Lamborghini is crashed Dacia 1310 Break on the village I saw that and the Lamborghini is damaged bumper, James May I bought a car Dacia Sandero with Romania plates in Bucharest and part 1 and part 2 in Constanța and parked Dacia Sandero is hit by Romanian lorry and looking Dacia Sandero on right impact side and damaged is broken?
omg hahaha that james may joke about the germans "over-doing it, like they did on their french holiday in 1939" was some serious savagery.
Don't be salty, could've been a great Blitzkrieg if it just hadn't been a terrible idea in so many ways (actually war is rarely a good idea, especially if it's a stupid war based on a racist Weltanschauung)
Die Legende They only went to war because they where told to leave
he got that wrong, the holiday was in 1940 to France, 1939 was Poland
@@dielegende9141 but wait their "french holiday" was pretty successful, wasn't it? They captured France in less time than the blink of an eyelid.
@@siangetz8808 capturing France is not too tough, considering we're talking about France who surrender as soon as they can but you can't really expect to just be able to keep an ally of the (back then) strongest world power for good
May is easily the funniest. He’s just not aware of it.
Ah I see you're a man of culture as well
Lol May is the best
May: Hello
Funny... I'm not aware of it either.
And that actually makes him funnier
Have you been on the internet again ? Yes i have!
And I found this!
TheFilipinoCharmeleon OH GOD!
Nuno
And also thid
Fred Schriks I have
Arne Hurnik If I remember correctly, I saw a comment in another video that said that Clarkson is showing the picture of a man having sex with a car exhaust pipe.
"Anybody from Spain here, GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!!"
Abood Alshawaf. One of my favorite moments.
Abood Alshawaf and the uk don t make tea bags in people , in videogames.PS: i am spanish
GREAT NEWS!
😂😂😂😂😂
5:54 may: Great News!
Clarkson: *WHAT?*
me: (laughs too hard at 5am)
Just once, we'd like to see what Jeremy found on the internet.
It wasn't something you'd enjoy looking at
@@tommybason6057 I still want to see it
@@tommybason6057 how did you find out? And that's also suspiciously specific.
@@bluefoxy6478 someone commented it on another video
It’s on TH-cam
I miss the "the news" so much RIP Top Gear :( ..
Ground Tour is the new topgear
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Conversation Street is quite good too just i miss the TG studio ambience a bit
Grand tour conversation street
Jeremy’s comically earnest “What?” was delivered perfectly, hence James and Richard (and me) cracking up.
"But he's not a racing driver...let's be honest he dabbled with both" gold
Absolute comedy platinum.
"We are being governed by imbeciles" - Clarkson, predicting the future
Well, when it's the past and the present, it's not that hard to predict he future.
Tjalve Tell me what’s going to happen 5 years in the future.
@@stacia6678 We're all going to be dead 🙄
and the past
and the present
thats what you get when you let old people vote
Matt no
Watched this a few times and only just noticed
“It looks like the Stig’s helmet”
“Yeah, in white”
J eagles rip black stig
This is one of those quintessential top gear clips; if somebody wanted to know all about top gear in less than ten minutes this is what you’d show them
[ sign not in use ] *audience laughs
James: “It’s not even true” lololololol
The way they connect is simply amazing.
May : GREAT NEWS
Clarkson : WHAT?!
Ahahahahah they way Clarkson reacts and James laughter kills me
"Nasty whine coming from your engine sir"
"Yes I know, it's a South African"
South African wine is actually good
@@DavidAttenbraai I second that.
Nic Trafford you can say that again.
"Anybody from Spain here?"
"YES!"
"Give me my fish back!" LOL
Jeremy Clarkson: feminist icon
I want to like it but it's on 69
@@cranjismcbaseball6445 nows your chance
@@benocq thank you I will never forget this moment
The red sign is lying because it's being used to tell you it's not in use.
I love trickery.....💖💖💖💖💖💖
It's to cause robots to selfdestruct. They can't handle logic paradoxes.
1:45 my mum whenever I say did u know
this has to be one of the most iconic "the news" segments in top gear history
Sign not in use on a sign is the only paradox that'll work on Wheatley.
There is absolutely no way the BBC would let this slide today.
I love how they addressed the issue with female racing drivers.
GREAT NEWS!! 5:54
WHAT?1
The Dac..... *fails*
Gigidag77 everyone start laughing
@@jasonlamgt180evo8 The Dacia Sandero has gone for sale in left hand drive market
Nice, now
Why does it stop at 'east anglia' rather than 'that's the end of the news'?
I was looking forward to the Alfa Romeo challenge...
"give me my fish back"
NO
This has been recommended to me and it’s been the best seven minutes of the week
This 7 minutes clip epitomises the formula that made old top gear so great
1:57 look at Jeremys laptop bottom right
My favorite TG news segment of all time.
Jeremy: "Why aren't you a Formula 1 racing driver?"
Girl: "I don't think I'd be quick enough"
Jeremy: "You would be quick enough, have you tried it?"
Girl: "No, not yet" xD
And you never will, tanning salon girl... you never will....
but anyway, she's hot... I don't care if she is fast or slow...
@@DIZAZZO how can you tell shes hot? Could barely see her
@@daveshaw9344
Dude, make an appointment with an Ophthalmologist.
Thank me later.
"I'm bored with spain at the moment. Fernando Alonso, Formula one; most succesful driver there. Then there's Nadal in tennis, they've won the UA in championships, they've nicked all our airports, they've nicked all our fish, they've nicked all our building societies, they bite the heads off prawns, they throw donkeys off of tower blocks, and they stab cows!"
Yeah you don't need to repeat it
*UEFA
@@sausage7383Nor did you need to reply
"ITS THE NWWWWWWEEEEEESSSSS"
Hammond: "have you been on the internet again?"
Clarkson: "yes I have!"
I can't believe most of the best top gear news clips are all in this news segment
5:54
May: Great news!
Clarkson: WHAT??
Hilarious
Love the way Jeremy says it's the news! 😂
“Why aren’t there any female racing driver?”
Well Jeremy, let me tell you about the new W-series
ok hate that thing they do in motor sports for me I find weird, why have a seperate series for the opposite gender its not like the sport and restricted to that one gender anyways, a woman has limbs a brain and infact lighter than man biologically, so why have a seperate series for woman if there isnt even a restriction for women drivers in the first place? infact why are there less women in motor sports in general
@@renz1013 exactly.
James May is Ron Pickering.
Is there a site somewhere that has all the images that Jeremy found on the internet? I'm sure people would love to see what they were.
Haha James's German accents is 👌
“Lie down, turn the wheel, and if you want to win, go a little bit faster than all the others”
0:59
Female Nascar Drivers: Am I a joke to you?
Nascar itself is a joke
@@R1ku994 Agreed..... NASCAR is a disgrace to the motorsports world
Best news segment of top gear history
Excellent news as always
The good old days of top gear how we miss you.
The wine/whine joke is one of my favorite ever
This may have been the best news segment in the history of top gear.
Will we ever find out what he saw at 1:49 ?
google tailpipe man
*googles* "OH GOD!"
Oh God
o god
AntonyPancake noice
Great News!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(i actually replayed that bit 10 times,cuz i was laughing so hard)
This is comedy gold.
why some of the things that they show on the TV when Clarkson says "i went on the internet and i saw this" are not shown on the programe? :):) anyone?
This may be the best news ever on top gear
the Dacia Sandero bit must be the longest lasting meme ever
Actually there have been women trying to get into F1. None have actually managed to qualify. Therefore no female drivers.
Well thats not true. Some have managed to qualify. One of them lella lombardi has actually scored 0.5 world championship points by finishing 6th in the red flagged 1975 spanish gp.
@@emiel1206 So you're telling me every woman in F1 history combined has amounted to scoring half a point?
@@skyscall yes that is exactly what i am saying.
@@emiel1206 Pretty hilarious tbh
@@emiel1206 46 years ago mate... in 46 years no other female has scored more than half a point... My point is proven.
did VW steal the stig when they designed the Sirocco?
A tanning sal-on? I’ve no idea...Richard, what’s that?
"a tanning salon? I have no idea- Richard what's that"
I'm really curious now; what is all this stuff Jezza's finding on the Internet?
One of the best news episode
On my dvd copy of this episode, they cut out female racing driver bit. Why would they do that?
This one is iconic
St Jeremy, Captain Slow and the Hamster at their insulting and brilliant best.....
"Meet in a car park near East Anglia." That could be Yorkshire, Cheshire or Sussex. That could be Iceland if you think globally .
1:29 omg, the transcriber actually managed to do a sentence correctly..! I bet the money invested in that program is starting to pay off! :)
This was the best episode they have ever Made
That's Danica Patrick for you guys, if you were wondering.
I thought she crashed before she made the list
Was that an antisexism speech by Jeremy "Jaaag" Clarkson??
he wasnt exactly sacked nils and it wasnt for that reason either
ITS THE NOOWS
Jeremy clearly hadn't heard of Danica Patrick at this time...
When was the last time someone asked Kimi Raikkonen, "Would you mind posing in a red bikini"?
The answer is, never. Because nobody is insane enough to ask such a thing of Kimi. He's a grumpy fucker at the best of times, but I should imagine nobody would be willing to voluntarily suffer the stream of expletives heading their way.
what the hell was the first thing jeremy found on the internet?
+jason994 Search for tailpipe man and you will see
jason994 I've seen so many times when he says I found this but they don't show it
"Anybody from Spain here ? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK ! "
Well, ....they just did. Took 'em 11 years.
S'pose that's quite fast for them though.
The perfect Top Gear news segment, too many quotable moments
“Have you been on the internet again? Yes I have” is probs my favourite alongside the best Dacia Great news joke! Seriously this segment just defines the unintentional and intelligent brilliance of Old Top Gear, though they won’t show it, Hamster, Slow and Jezza are the elements that made it work
Greatest sign i saw was "is you indicator still on?"
Am i the only one who's getting emotional
+Tommy Nah man me too! But all is good amazon to the rescue!
Yeah but the GT is far from being as funny as the old top gear
Wheres the next bit of the last clip !!
the look on hammonds face when james makes the germans in 1939 comment hahaha
one of the vew occations May actually has good humor. And i love it how they always make references to World war 2
I so miss this....
0:00
*"E- IT'S THE NEOOS"*
2 bits that made it into the ‘most offensive’ compilation, huh?
Best news ever
we still need to know what that image is
That's raidillon actually
Dacia Sandero left hhand drive market! WHAT? :O
Yes, Mainland Europe.
How come they never show what he found in the I found this segment
Gimme my fish back! 😂
Anyone know that top 10 list is at or is it Jeremy just make for the show
What episode is this of what season
@ 0:00 is that jeremy's inpersonation of Arnold Schwarzenegger ?
oh how I miss this ❤️😭
holy shit this is the news from the first ever episode of top gear that i watched :D
0:44-0:56, that's a brilliant bit.
That's what I use as an example when someone says something really stupid, I'll say "that's like saying I know who won the Grand Prix, it was a man."
"Are you presenting Top Gear, or writing a letter to the Daily Telegraph?!" XD
Look up "tail pipe guy"... that's the photo jeremy found on the web
it was on THE GOOD NEWS WEEK XD
Near East Anglia
2:05 the best moment