you people are so talented, the site was supposed to be a joke not a massive creative platform omg. every day i find a new video that blows my mind even harder
This reminds me of how magical everything on the internet felt when I was young for some reason. 10/10 remaster. I admire the dedication. Hopefully this one gets more views than the first.
honestly it’s probably because a) making stuff into bad apple has been around for ages, and they’re all fantastically and skillfully done. and b) its done using a sound font that includes stuff that would sound like early internet, like the windows sound and the trumpet melody part being very similar to the one from some of the pokemon games, which were around during that same point and discussed on the internet. this video is perfect nostalgia for a certain group of people, myself included. by having things associated with a simpler time involved, it reminds us of those times and the memories that came with them.
Wow the dedication for this is insane. I really like how this version renders. And I can't believe I'm one of the first people to watch a fresh new bad apple version omg
(I'm actually early for once?) This is incredible! I was just looking for more Thirty Dollar renditions when I found your original video, great job man :D
Lyrics (English): Ever on and on I continue circling With nothing but my hate in a carousel of agony Till slowly I forget and my heart starts vanishing And suddenly I see that I can't break free, I'm Slipping through the cracks of a dark eternity With nothing but my pain and the paralyzing agony To tell me who I am, who I was Uncertainty enveloping my mind Till I can't break free, and Maybe it's a dream; maybe nothing else is real But it wouldn't mean a thing if I told you how I feel So I'm tired of all the pain, of the misery inside And I wish that I could live feeling nothing but the night You can tell me what to say; you can tell me where to go But I doubt that I would care, and my heart would never know If I make another move there'll be no more turning back Because everything will change, and it all will fade to black Will tomorrow ever come? Will I make it through the night? Will there ever be a place for the broken in the light? Am I hurting? Am I sad? Should I stay, or should I go? I've forgotten how to tell. Did I ever even know? Can I take another step? I've done everything I can All the people that I see I will never understand If I find a way to change, if I step into the light Then I'll never be the same, and it all will fade to white Ever on and on I continue circling With nothing but my hate in a carousel of agony Till slowly I forget and my heart starts vanishing And suddenly I see that I can't break free--I'm Slipping through the cracks of a dark eternity With nothing but my pain and the paralyzing agony To tell me who I am, who I was Uncertainty enveloping my mind Till I can't break free, and Maybe it's a dream; maybe nothing else is real But it wouldn't mean a thing if I told you how I feel So I'm tired of all the pain, of the misery inside And I wish that I could live feeling nothing but the night You can tell me what to say; you can tell me where to go But I doubt that I would care, and my heart would never know If I make another move there'll be no more turning back Because everything will change, and it all will fade to black If I make another move, if I take another step Then it all would fall apart. There'd be nothing of me left If I'm crying in the wind, if I'm crying in the night Will there ever be a way? Will my heart return to white? Can you tell me who you are? Can you tell me where I am? I've forgotten how to see; I've forgotten if I can If I opened up my eyes there'd be no more going back 'Cause I'd throw it all away, and it all would fade to black
Nah man, these are the correct lyrics Drop an apple core and it turns into a woman Then she waves her arms Tells you off for dropping litter Now she's got some flappy wings, is it Batman? Maybe, but she's got a cup of tea Oh my gosh, she's dropped it Suddenly the shard's a flamenco dancer Saying "come and 'ave a go" But look out, she's got a dagger And she nearly had that poor woman's eye out All she really wanted was to show off her Christmas lanterns Wave a massive sword At a tadpole in the sky But it swims out of the way Well in that case never mind And there's suddenly a tree And a woman with a fan And she flaps it up and down at a petal in the air But it's actually a boat And the woman in the boat Has a bloody massive scythe The Grim Reaper in a dress Now it cuts the screen in half Aren't those earrings really big? Look at me, I've got a sword Now I'll point it over there And this girl is so depressed That she set her wrists on fire And it's going to set fire to the ribbon in her hair But at least we're nice and warm And I think this girl agrees But I don't know why they're dressed as a pot plant and a bull There's a funny glowing ball And I wonder what it is Doesn't want to shake my hand Well I'm so offended now And this girl is sulking too But she's having second thoughts And she wishes that she'd gone to the party on the sun Look at all the leaves Sweep them up now, wait a minute Maybe if I smoke this one it'll make me dizzy And I'm dancing like a dad in a disco And a tiny wizard's come to pose like off Charlie's Angels Unconvincing eye is a girl's umbrella Would you like to see a trick? Just like David bloody Copperfield Is it my turn now? Better spin round quickly Going to skip right past the next girl 'Cause she's too boring Badly fitting wings Write a letter of complaint But the pen runs out of ink So she throws it like a dart And a viking takes a drink From a sort of violin But some bugger drank the rest And there's hardly any left And the droplet is a girl With a creepy little doll But she's got ADHD, and forgot to take her pills Now the doll has got away And she's running for a bus But she trips over a shoelace, and falls into the sea And it's really windy now This umbrella's going to break But it's really not the wind There's a magnet over there The Grim Reaper's back again But this time she's got a hat And if you don't think it suits her, she'll chop off both your legs Something's dripping off her scythe And it makes a massive splosh And it's woken up a girl who was sleeping in the pond Someone in a witch's hat Who is hanging like a bat Reaches over to the pond girl and makes a swirly dot
No matter the version, this song always gives me goosebumps. I think I finally decided on my answer for "what's your favorite song?" Bad Apple. All the way. It's musically perfect and sounds simply phenomenal. It fills you with energy and clears even the most foul moods Whenever I listen to this, I feel like a God. A Saiyan God. Of Justice. And King of Hell. With a heart ready to burst and knuckles eager to be stained with the blood of all those who stand in the way of peace and prosperity This. Is. AWESOME. Nuff' said.
I am amazed at this. I can't imagine how long it took you, and it sounds amazing. I'll just put this song on repeat and keep vibin while you make more awesome songs like this. Keep up the great work, I believe in you ^^
the trumphet looks truly similar to zun, i really enjoyed this now, if you want a critic, the beginning cannot fit in my head as syncable uk, looked a bit weird
![watery graves funny cover [thirtydollar.website]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cAANIc7RPhs/mqdefault.jpg)
![True Bad Apple in Gartic Phone [Flash warning]](/img/n.gif)
you people are so talented, the site was supposed to be a joke not a massive creative platform omg. every day i find a new video that blows my mind even harder
glad to see you liked it
blow mind 😈😈😈🥵🥵
oh hey its the person who made the site
Hi I’m a big fan
@@PoIiwag sus af
when it comes to making music or music videos the wrong way, bad apple will always be one of the remixes.
Rule 34.BA If there's a music creator, there will be a Bad Apple cover
and they all will become masterpiece
@@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275 I think is was "if it have a screen or it can be an instrument there is a bad apple cover on it."
@@poct13 or doom
Or Ecco
I think we've all expected bad apple to be made on this website
Expect it to be made on everything at this point
expected the unexpected but its already expected
I Expect to see a video in the future called "bad apple but with galaxies"
@@miuiswaifu the three great tests:
Can it run DOOM
Can it run Crisis
Can you play Bad Apple with it
Because if it exists, it’s bad apple
I fell down a rabbit hole of these memes and remembered the rule that if it makes sound someone will play bad apple on it, amazing job!
*If it exists
Or could show something visually and be automated
@@biowbe4522 doesn't necessarily need to be automatic if you can make a frame you can make bad apple
If it can play audio, bad apple can be played on it
If it has two states then bad apple can be displayed on it
@Pronominal Terra like the time someone ran doom off of a pregnancy test?
This reminds me of how magical everything on the internet felt when I was young for some reason. 10/10 remaster. I admire the dedication. Hopefully this one gets more views than the first.
honestly it’s probably because a) making stuff into bad apple has been around for ages, and they’re all fantastically and skillfully done. and b) its done using a sound font that includes stuff that would sound like early internet, like the windows sound and the trumpet melody part being very similar to the one from some of the pokemon games, which were around during that same point and discussed on the internet. this video is perfect nostalgia for a certain group of people, myself included. by having things associated with a simpler time involved, it reminds us of those times and the memories that came with them.
30 dollar website has the spirit from a 2007 website with the technology of a 2022 one.
@@Frikiman_H I absolutely agree
true the scripts tho
You know what?
I agree with young you, Internet is a magical place.
Y'all pray for my brother, they gave him the Bad Haircut!! and he hasn't come out of his room for the past week. 💀💀💀
🤨🤨
show him this then
He can't lecture me with his 30 dollar haircut.
Rip brother
Update: He's finally willing to come out of his room, but he's always wearing a wig.
"If it can play sounds, it can play Bad Apple"
This is the song equivalent of people playing doom on anything that has ram or whatever that meme is
@@TheKoriKasai “If it has a screen it can play doom”
@@Hidnftlong yes thank you
Touhou fans when they're asked what song they want as their anthem:
It's an obvious choice
Hm i thought it was the gensokyo the gods loved
@@yukaritrains both are good but you can't beat the nostalgia Bad Apple brings to everyone...
I mean, UN owen was her? Is pretty good :p
This cover is amazing, honestly one of the best covers on gdcolon.
The website isn't called gdcolon that's the creators name
@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa nope the site is called after him
@@mutevert No it’s called $30 dollar website I think, GDcolen was his, Username I think?
Touhou fans trying not make anything that has sounds into bad apple (impossible)
Or that has visuals lmao
Wow the dedication for this is insane. I really like how this version renders. And I can't believe I'm one of the first people to watch a fresh new bad apple version omg
Dude had to rewrite the entire thing in one sitting
In one sitting? You can save these, you know that right?
I’m happy to be here before it’s gone viral. So, This is so good I don’t have a words describe it.
I appreciate the ZUNpets 🎺🎺🎺🎺
LMAO THE USE OF THE QUIERES DOG 💀
(I'm actually early for once?) This is incredible! I was just looking for more Thirty Dollar renditions when I found your original video, great job man :D
Lyrics (English): Ever on and on I continue circling
With nothing but my hate in a carousel of agony
Till slowly I forget and my heart starts vanishing
And suddenly I see that I can't break free, I'm
Slipping through the cracks of a dark eternity
With nothing but my pain and the paralyzing agony
To tell me who I am, who I was
Uncertainty enveloping my mind
Till I can't break free, and
Maybe it's a dream; maybe nothing else is real
But it wouldn't mean a thing if I told you how I feel
So I'm tired of all the pain, of the misery inside
And I wish that I could live feeling nothing but the night
You can tell me what to say; you can tell me where to go
But I doubt that I would care, and my heart would never know
If I make another move there'll be no more turning back
Because everything will change, and it all will fade to black
Will tomorrow ever come? Will I make it through the night?
Will there ever be a place for the broken in the light?
Am I hurting? Am I sad? Should I stay, or should I go?
I've forgotten how to tell. Did I ever even know?
Can I take another step? I've done everything I can
All the people that I see I will never understand
If I find a way to change, if I step into the light
Then I'll never be the same, and it all will fade to white
Ever on and on I continue circling
With nothing but my hate in a carousel of agony
Till slowly I forget and my heart starts vanishing
And suddenly I see that I can't break free--I'm
Slipping through the cracks of a dark eternity
With nothing but my pain and the paralyzing agony
To tell me who I am, who I was
Uncertainty enveloping my mind
Till I can't break free, and
Maybe it's a dream; maybe nothing else is real
But it wouldn't mean a thing if I told you how I feel
So I'm tired of all the pain, of the misery inside
And I wish that I could live feeling nothing but the night
You can tell me what to say; you can tell me where to go
But I doubt that I would care, and my heart would never know
If I make another move there'll be no more turning back
Because everything will change, and it all will fade to black
If I make another move, if I take another step
Then it all would fall apart. There'd be nothing of me left
If I'm crying in the wind, if I'm crying in the night
Will there ever be a way? Will my heart return to white?
Can you tell me who you are? Can you tell me where I am?
I've forgotten how to see; I've forgotten if I can
If I opened up my eyes there'd be no more going back
'Cause I'd throw it all away, and it all would fade to black
Nah man, these are the correct lyrics
Drop an apple core and it turns into a woman
Then she waves her arms
Tells you off for dropping litter
Now she's got some flappy wings, is it Batman?
Maybe, but she's got a cup of tea
Oh my gosh, she's dropped it
Suddenly the shard's a flamenco dancer
Saying "come and 'ave a go"
But look out, she's got a dagger
And she nearly had that poor woman's eye out
All she really wanted was to show off her Christmas lanterns
Wave a massive sword
At a tadpole in the sky
But it swims out of the way
Well in that case never mind
And there's suddenly a tree
And a woman with a fan
And she flaps it up and down at a petal in the air
But it's actually a boat
And the woman in the boat
Has a bloody massive scythe
The Grim Reaper in a dress
Now it cuts the screen in half
Aren't those earrings really big?
Look at me, I've got a sword
Now I'll point it over there
And this girl is so depressed
That she set her wrists on fire
And it's going to set fire to the ribbon in her hair
But at least we're nice and warm
And I think this girl agrees
But I don't know why they're dressed as a pot plant and a bull
There's a funny glowing ball
And I wonder what it is
Doesn't want to shake my hand
Well I'm so offended now
And this girl is sulking too
But she's having second thoughts
And she wishes that she'd gone to the party on the sun
Look at all the leaves
Sweep them up now, wait a minute
Maybe if I smoke this one it'll make me dizzy
And I'm dancing like a dad in a disco
And a tiny wizard's come to pose like off Charlie's Angels
Unconvincing eye is a girl's umbrella
Would you like to see a trick?
Just like David bloody Copperfield
Is it my turn now?
Better spin round quickly
Going to skip right past the next girl
'Cause she's too boring
Badly fitting wings
Write a letter of complaint
But the pen runs out of ink
So she throws it like a dart
And a viking takes a drink
From a sort of violin
But some bugger drank the rest
And there's hardly any left
And the droplet is a girl
With a creepy little doll
But she's got ADHD, and forgot to take her pills
Now the doll has got away
And she's running for a bus
But she trips over a shoelace, and falls into the sea
And it's really windy now
This umbrella's going to break
But it's really not the wind
There's a magnet over there
The Grim Reaper's back again
But this time she's got a hat
And if you don't think it suits her, she'll chop off both your legs
Something's dripping off her scythe
And it makes a massive splosh
And it's woken up a girl who was sleeping in the pond
Someone in a witch's hat
Who is hanging like a bat
Reaches over to the pond girl and makes a swirly dot
@@RinRin72769 YES
And the Japanese ones are:
ずっと、私は回り続けます
苦しみのカルーセルでの私の憎しみだけで
ゆっくりと忘れて心が消えていくまで
そして突然、私は自由になれないことがわかりました、私は
暗い永遠の亀裂をすり抜ける
私の痛みと麻痺する苦痛だけで
私が誰であるか、私が誰であるかを教えてください
私の心を包む不確実性
私が自由になれないまで、そして
多分それは夢です。多分他に何も本物ではない
しかし、私がどのように感じているかをあなたに話したとしても、それは意味がありません
だから私はすべての痛み、中の悲惨さにうんざりしている
そして、私は夜だけを感じて生きることができたらいいのにと思います
あなたは私に何を言うべきか教えてくれます。どこに行けばいいか教えて
しかし、私は気にかけるとは思えません、そして私の心は決して知りません
私が別の動きをすると、それ以上後戻りすることはありません
すべてが変化し、すべてが黒くなるからです
明日は来るのでしょうか？夜通しでいいですか？
光の中で壊れた場所はありますか？
私は痛いですか？私は悲しいですか？私は留まるべきですか、それとも行くべきですか？
見分け方を忘れてしまいました。私も知っていましたか？
次のステップに進むことはできますか？できることはすべてやった
私が見るすべての人々は私が決して理解しないでしょう
変化する方法を見つけたら、光に足を踏み入れたら
そうすれば私は同じになることはなく、すべてが白くなります
ずっと、私は回り続けます
苦しみのカルーセルでの私の憎しみだけで
ゆっくりと忘れて心が消えていくまで
そして突然、私は自由になれないことがわかりました-私は
暗い永遠の亀裂をすり抜ける
私の痛みと麻痺する苦痛だけで
私が誰であるか、私が誰であるかを教えてください
私の心を包む不確実性
私が自由になれないまで、そして
多分それは夢です。多分他に何も本物ではない
しかし、私がどのように感じているかをあなたに話したとしても、それは意味がありません
だから私はすべての痛み、中の悲惨さにうんざりしている
そして、私は夜だけを感じて生きることができたらいいのにと思います
あなたは私に何を言うべきか教えてくれます。どこに行けばいいか教えて
しかし、私は気にかけるとは思えません、そして私の心は決して知りません
私が別の動きをすると、それ以上後戻りすることはありません
すべてが変化し、すべてが黒くなるからです
私が別の動きをした場合、私が別の一歩を踏み出した場合
その後、それはすべてバラバラになります。私は何も残っていないだろう
風で泣いているなら夜で泣いているなら
方法はありますか？私の心は白に戻りますか？
あなたが誰であるか教えてもらえますか？私がどこにいるのか教えてもらえますか？
見方を忘れてしまいました。できれば忘れてしまいました
目を開けたらもう戻れない
なぜなら、私はそれをすべて捨ててしまい、すべてが黒くなるからです。
@@RinRin72769 lmao
those are good, but japanese lyrics are still no.1 for me
@@RinRin72769 i get it
crazy thing is that it actually sounds like the old PC/98 sound font. time is a flat circle and bad apple proves the classics always slap
The apple may be bad, but the cover is phenomenal! Love this! So cool!
Crazy dedication, impeccable result
Bad Apple has basically just become the Lorem Ipsum of A/V.
that's actually sick, an actual full on song of bad apple unlike other videos. Do you have a file for this? Would want to play this on my browser lol
Check the description, it's in there
@@DomburgK thanks!
9/10
Would have been perfect if it had a a moai at the end.
I guess this website has now became a professional music maker
The man has done it again...
The use of the whipcrack was immaculate
Who would expect from Windows Error to be so goddamn groovy
IKR
0:17 onwards is just heavenly
me when the apple is spoiled or something (idk I've never had a bad apple before)
1:51 the party on the sun
ZAMN, IMAGINE HOW MANY DAYS IT TOOK TO MADE THIS 💀💀💀💀💀💀
GREAT WORK BRO
You should add dual voice for some of the chorus parts
this is on a 30$ budget? Impressive!
i find myself singing the bad apple lyrics from memory entirely when watching this
No matter the version, this song always gives me goosebumps. I think I finally decided on my answer for "what's your favorite song?"
Bad Apple. All the way. It's musically perfect and sounds simply phenomenal. It fills you with energy and clears even the most foul moods
Whenever I listen to this, I feel like a God. A Saiyan God. Of Justice. And King of Hell. With a heart ready to burst and knuckles eager to be stained with the blood of all those who stand in the way of peace and prosperity
This. Is. AWESOME. Nuff' said.
absolutely god tier
it was like thirty thousand dollars haircut
Bad Haircut, Mr. Higashikata
Shit bruh run my guy
holy shit i just saw the previous one
This is waaaaay more better, awesomen
Jesus Christ you really did make it flawless.
You need 1000x the views
i like how its those trumpets that were in some touhou songs
This site was supposed to make memes not things like this that deserve a reward
this is quite literally just bad apple but wigfrid from don't starve sings the main chorus
crash cymbal is just "¿quieres?"... love it
To be honest it sounds wrong without the pauses lol…
It’s good tho 👍
It's perfect! Version one was awesome but this is fantastic!!!
I am amazed at this.
I can't imagine how long it took you, and it sounds amazing.
I'll just put this song on repeat and keep vibin while you make more awesome songs like this.
Keep up the great work, I believe in you ^^
The effort you put for making this is amazing, you are so talented hope more people watch this
thirty dollar bad apple moment
Team FourStar reference? Touhou remix? Something about that mix just hit the nostalgia for me just right
This is amazing! I love it. ❤
My guy you're a legend
needs to go viral tbh
I loved the music and also the background animation
DAMN, i think that took a lot of time, nice work
this is so cool, people are so creative with this site
IT NEEDS TO BE VIRAL, NOW.
Just wanted to say that I was here before it fully blew up!
Saubere Arbeit man
Danke Herr Maul
we got some god tier shit right here friend, great job
I think man was sleepy and tired while making this
I absolutely love this, I can’t make shit but i can sure damn enjoy it
the trumphet looks truly similar to zun, i really enjoyed this
now, if you want a critic, the beginning cannot fit in my head as syncable uk, looked a bit weird
th-cam.com/video/4BmebGB1-VM/w-d-xo.html this version perfectly replicates the beginning of the original
pretty sure the trumpet is literally just a sample of the zunpet
@@KeaneJ123 it is
This is amazing props to u bro
I don't know why is this music is so quiet...but you have to add original music to that music...
The dedication
The versatility of this site amazes me!
I know what that red popup in the top-right corner at the start of the video is, I also have Radeon Software!
gdcolon isn’t even meant for this, this guy is surpassing its limits of silliness to the most powerful music making website
HOLY CRAP!!! That is AMAZING!!
Beautiful
It seems that with the new discovery of a music or animation medium, someone always does something with bad apple. I am here for it.
What a masterpiece to appreciate here
this song is like doom
imagine paying 30 dollars for an apple just for it to be bad
Peoples Who Do Like That Is Very Genius❕
i tried to remade the start because there are many pauses but still didnt know what the "Go to target 1" at the start does.
this song is chef’s kiss/10
Dude this is masterpiece 🔥🔥
holy shit this sounds amazing
this feels like something u would see on Japanese YT
U DO SO AMAZING!! 🤩
DON’T LECTURE ME WITH YOUR 30 DOLLAR PERFECT BAD APPLE 😡😡😡😡
THIS DESERVES MORE VIEWSSSS
WOW THE SONG IS SO GOOD I CAN'T EVEN DOWNLOAD IT WHATTTTT
The amount of time this person has on his hands
has to be the best remake of bad apple I have seen
amazing!
If it can play sound, it can play the audio of bad apple. If it can animate, it can animate the video of bad apple.
Why am I obsessed with this?
This is amazing! Why didn’t I find out about this earlier
Now i need to listen this when i want to listen bad apple
1:13 FLASH WARNING
Your skill is insane at this.
The error sound hit so hard!
Commenting for the algorithm
This video is a W
Ah yes it's been a while since I heard a bad apple cover.
Bro did the whole song.