Civ 5 AI Only Timelapse: Mad World

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  • Once upon a time, these lands were inhabited by highly developed civilization, but after global nuclear war citizens of the future turned into primitive barbarians. However, some of them managed to unite in a ten tribes, that successfully surviving on these hostile lands of nuclear winter and fought shoulder to shoulder against the endless hordes of wildlings. But one day, when the ancient enemy was defeated, new wonderful but yet limited lands was discovered, and the truth about this people was revealed: they were able to exterminate all barbarians around them, but not the barbarians inside themselves.
    For this battle, I used Community Patch steamcommunity...
    Music: NB - What makes us Human, Ross Bugden - Beyond, Machinimasound - Rallying the Defense Outro: Todd Shaw - Mad World piano solo cover ( • Video )

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  • @luminaryprism75
    @luminaryprism75 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Dammit! So close! This is by far the best game the US has had and hot damn the French we’re ruthless with those nukes. Nearly half the globe was irradiated!

  • @GhostRider-sf6vr
    @GhostRider-sf6vr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Who else thought the barbarians at the beginning were going to be a lot more impactful?

    • @LeCheckmate
      @LeCheckmate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No kidding. Saw those two robots and thought that at least some capitals would disappear

    • @ezariogerion3138
      @ezariogerion3138 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sadly, Death robots are shit at fighting cities.

  • @CallOfCutie69
    @CallOfCutie69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The French got their nukes first. D:

  • @kamilkowalczyk7195
    @kamilkowalczyk7195 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    It's ironic how America built their empire by technological advantage of having Minutemen over medieval foes, and then lost it because it got an era behind French technology

    • @hexazalea1793
      @hexazalea1793 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont think it was the tech i think it was minutemen can move way faster through all the forests.

  • @scottkrafft6830
    @scottkrafft6830 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    6:26 R.I.P. Ottoman Great Prophet
    1490-2069

    • @squaremacaroni1773
      @squaremacaroni1773 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was the last vestige of the Ottomans. He will be missed.

  • @SproutFarms
    @SproutFarms 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Germany successfully invaded St. Petersburg
    And it lost them the war.

  • @mjp152
    @mjp152 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I want to have a 60" screen hooked up to a machine that continually fire up AI only Civ games like this... a Civ aquarium

  • @mennopenning
    @mennopenning 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    New York dropped from 41 pop to 9 pop, then grew back up to 27 and got nuked back to 7.

  • @justinsmith4116
    @justinsmith4116 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The description is so poetic in the context of the scenario, those who do not learn from history.

  • @felixw19
    @felixw19 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Wow France basically nuked all of the USA at once......twice

    • @andrewneedham3281
      @andrewneedham3281 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fucking dirty fighting French! :)

    • @tremedar
      @tremedar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And then sent a swarm of GDRs at them...as if the GDRs weren't OP enough by themselves.

  • @ipv6472
    @ipv6472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    You sure this isnt Ghandhi naming all his city in french coz the play style is straight outta his motto : "A nuke for an eye only made the world mine"

    • @malluk7064
      @malluk7064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol best comment here. But yeah it must have been Gandhi.

  • @thefreshvince879
    @thefreshvince879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    As soon as I saw France with Machine Guns in 1995, I knew it was all over.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the US stuck with Riflemen

  • @flyingcookie5639
    @flyingcookie5639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    When you wonder why isn't France attacking while America and Germany are fighting and they could become the undiscutable superpower... And you have your unexpected answer.

  • @cockatielboy333
    @cockatielboy333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Well drat...an American victory would've been oddly appropriate for Memorial Day. Good showing though, especially by Napoleon and his nukes. Quite the "reign of terror" on his part (I know that was Robespierre, and yes, I'll show myself out.)

  • @Pseudiom
    @Pseudiom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "All around me are familiar faces, worn out wastes, worn out wastes..."

  • @PoliticRevolutionnaire
    @PoliticRevolutionnaire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    What was with the growth of those northern cities tho? Like blimey were all those lakes just lake Victoria or something?

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Nobody expected the French Nuclear Program.

  • @adampleasants2078
    @adampleasants2078 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Did anyone else notice the Ottoman Great Prophet above Istanbul that just survived into the 2070s until being stolen by a French Death Robot? Kinda funny to see how long Suleiman lasted in that state.

  • @wyrmkintoothgrim1174
    @wyrmkintoothgrim1174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    HOLY SHIT FRANCE, CHILL! CHILL!

    • @justinaccurate347
      @justinaccurate347 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its me Rome!
      Rome? Aha my guy. How you been
      You know, Caesar, he dead man

  • @BuriedFlame
    @BuriedFlame 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    War...war never changes.

  • @FF-ob7wl
    @FF-ob7wl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    France had the upper hand in technology and DoW'ed at the key moment when they had the Nuke but the US didn't

  • @falnica
    @falnica 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The snipping of St. Petersburg by USA was the most significan event in the game

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    How much Uranium did France have!?

  • @burnedolivetree
    @burnedolivetree 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Where did the Mechs go? It was just like PLOP and they're gone...

  • @hexazalea1793
    @hexazalea1793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    HOLY SHIT America actually did well. America's bonus might be shit but the miniute men are both why america won so many was and why it lost to france(they lost their mobility.) Holy shit the minute men are op when everything is a forest.

  • @Zesprit15
    @Zesprit15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Wow, you don’t normally see nukes used so freely like this.

  • @brendonian4097
    @brendonian4097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Was that a barbarian Giant Death Robot in 3640 BC?

    • @LEFT4BASS
      @LEFT4BASS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was probably from a rebellion in a country whose population dropped too low.

    • @robinjonker19
      @robinjonker19 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where u saw it ?

    • @spencer5863
      @spencer5863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there are 2 of them next to edinburgh 5 seconds in lmao

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spencer5863 I.. I thought they were Hand-Axe O.o

  • @tremedar
    @tremedar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    America chokes and loses the championship....AGAIN!

  • @jmdd3162
    @jmdd3162 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    dude you really write some great texts that introduce each scenario, i wish i could read stuff like that in my history

  • @TamAviv
    @TamAviv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As soon as I seen that France had 3 cities consolidated in a corner I thought they'd win. Then when I seen the infernal yanks spreading across the map unchecked I almost had my doubts. Good job old boney came through in the end.

  • @viniefulful
    @viniefulful 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    10/10 description

  • @Fulgrim88
    @Fulgrim88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    One of these days I'm gonna see Germany win an AI only game. Just you wait :(

  • @ItzOnno
    @ItzOnno 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Started rooting for Rome but when I saw they had a slow start I switched to team france, my god it was clutch against america but what a nice fight

  • @aidan29officiel91
    @aidan29officiel91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    France : omae wa mo shinderu
    USA : nani ?!
    *nukes on their faces*

  • @jyphox5791
    @jyphox5791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Tsar bomba made in france👍

  • @aussiejinjo
    @aussiejinjo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    But one day, when the ancient enemy was defeated, new wonderful but yet limited lands was discovered, and the truth about this people was revealed: they were able to exterminate all barbarians around them, but not the barbarians inside themselves.
    lmao the write ups for these are absolutely top notch

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    US actually survived the Apocalypse nucléaire, the GDR blitz was too much however.

  • @joakim3101
    @joakim3101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    French Napoleon is now the world leader!

  • @miasmi4422
    @miasmi4422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Napoleon let his inner Gandhi slip

  • @lordmet731
    @lordmet731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Wow... Really thought Germany could have an chance this time...
    Mistake... But im glad France Made it

    • @babbleshd3368
      @babbleshd3368 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lord Met Ever seen an AI only battle where Germany won?

    • @lordmet731
      @lordmet731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Babbles HD No I have Not :(

    • @babbleshd3368
      @babbleshd3368 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lord Met me neither

  • @Qtuz0v
    @Qtuz0v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    In this map top is stronger than the bottom sides are better than the middle.The game was mostly decided when France took Osininka and US did not show interest in taking Edirne.

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    France was in WWI when the US was still in the Civil War.
    Which is funny because Germany slowed the US' progress.

  • @HaussPray
    @HaussPray 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Nobody expects the French Inquisition!

  • @EmperorMonkey35
    @EmperorMonkey35 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    6:25 RIP great prophet

  • @niruag8682
    @niruag8682 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Excusez nous pour nos armes nucléaires, it's not very kind xD

  • @joehoe222
    @joehoe222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Ghandi would be Happy, Nuke Happy

  • @norbertkocsis5945
    @norbertkocsis5945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Me when I saw the title:all around me are familiar faces worn out places,worn out faces.

  • @johnnyrico7104
    @johnnyrico7104 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Nukes work yo

  • @juliuscaesar5397
    @juliuscaesar5397 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    There needs to be more barbarian encampments.

  • @ShermanMark1
    @ShermanMark1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I knew France was going to win bc they had A stronger military and way better city's America had a chance to beat them earlier but did not take it

  • @AlzaboHD
    @AlzaboHD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    France wanted the statue of liberty back. Vive la France!

    • @justinsmith4116
      @justinsmith4116 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol, I thought I was in your channel. Was so confused for a second

  • @brian3634
    @brian3634 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    If only America settled more Northern cities. Their population was so much lower than Napoleon's that they couldn't keep up.

    • @NinjaBusCow
      @NinjaBusCow 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking the same thing, still had some awesome battles though.
      :l

  • @djray8
    @djray8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Edinburgh almost got taken down by barbs in the early game lol

  • @Random_Commoner
    @Random_Commoner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    LIBERTÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ !!

  • @currycurry2162
    @currycurry2162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    5:29 Nooo the last of the romans!

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Who else thought the barbarians were going to be a big deal?

  • @SofiaSeal_
    @SofiaSeal_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    All around me are familiar faces...

  • @Buildnstack
    @Buildnstack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When the us introduces "Freedom fries"...

  • @kevinbrown2438
    @kevinbrown2438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Never count out the baguette

  • @DavidHernandez-hx6xt
    @DavidHernandez-hx6xt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Would have been neat if you used the barb mod (Barbs can take cities and control them). This was cool tho!

  • @MundisMaple
    @MundisMaple 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    France has no chill...

  • @koulematon7359
    @koulematon7359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hey. Make more madder world, I think you could just encircle Civs with camps. This would be great.

  • @DrWilson69
    @DrWilson69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Please make more of these I crave civilization 5 or 6 so only battles, the one problem is that there’s never a comeback for the second to last team as they usually don’t even out in the late game. Nice to see that a civ actually had a comeback this game.

  • @sygon1157
    @sygon1157 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    First I hoped for Germany, then for France to finish US who betrayed all others.

  • @user-ld4oc8zj6t
    @user-ld4oc8zj6t 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    How could France win this game, when they've stayed there without doing anything for like 1000 years after they took celtics.

    • @ty8730
      @ty8730 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      By getting nuke?

    • @iancalvert417
      @iancalvert417 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Cause they had two huge cities. City populations grow exponentially in this game, and the most important thing is total population. So they had a huge leg up from the start. You could tell america was gonna do well cause they had the other huge city.

    • @ysonokosan
      @ysonokosan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They got ahead in tech, again.
      Haven't played this game ion a couple years so I don't remember the civ bonuses they get.
      Seems like in many of these videos France out paces the other civs in tech, and dominates.
      It was largely a stalemate, till France broke out the robots of doom at the end.

    • @Fulgrim88
      @Fulgrim88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They spent all those years building nukes, apparently

  • @GamerFxLP
    @GamerFxLP 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    GERMANY Why? WHY Germany?! You were so close to achiving what you were striving for, for Generations; relevancy! Welp, third place is better than last. :~
    I would have put All my forces in securing Barcelona to be frank and not waste them against the 'muricans. Justmy2cents

  • @juliansanchez3310
    @juliansanchez3310 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So spain found el dorado first but failed to buy a settler right away

  • @fedupN
    @fedupN ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That incredibly satisfying to watch at the end.

  • @vlisto3712
    @vlisto3712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Basically New York vs the world.

  • @thanasis89
    @thanasis89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I must admit, I did not see that coming. What a turn of events for the French!

    • @minefoxc4015
      @minefoxc4015 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Athanasios Boutas it was obvious the French were going to win the precise moment they dropped the first nuke,the tech gap between the 2 civs was quite large,midwar the French were using death robots and the Americans still infantry.

    • @dikkedamp3493
      @dikkedamp3493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MineFox C you could guess by the 3 huge French cities France was going to win because nothing beats science in civ 5.

  • @qclaw1234
    @qclaw1234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    USA USA USA US......

    • @st.videoss
      @st.videoss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I need to stop reading comments before I’ve finished watching the video

    • @qclaw1234
      @qclaw1234 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @st.videos america didn't even win....

    • @st.videoss
      @st.videoss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MoonMan they didn’t? I havn’t finished watching the video yet.

    • @sygon1157
      @sygon1157 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Usa got big by betraying other Civilizations but are like always by far not good at technology - France get it how to win

  • @MsJaro89
    @MsJaro89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I watch. Two countries left. The US seems to have the advantage. Meanwhile, France: Nuclear bombs are doing BUM heheh xD

    • @FF-ob7wl
      @FF-ob7wl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      US had the most territory but French cities had higher population and higher tech. France was peaceful for most of the game and developed their cities while none of their neighbors wanted to challenge them.

  • @shawnruby7011
    @shawnruby7011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Tactical nukes

  • @EmperorMonkey35
    @EmperorMonkey35 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I find this kind of funny
    And kind of sad...

    • @justinaccurate347
      @justinaccurate347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When dreams in which Rome is dying are the best I've ever had.

    • @FG_Chaos
      @FG_Chaos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@justinaccurate347 mad world

    • @justinaccurate347
      @justinaccurate347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mad world.

  • @ascendedbro1828
    @ascendedbro1828 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The end was so aesthetic)

  • @lordjimbo2
    @lordjimbo2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Finally! Death Robots!!!

  • @GOhardrock
    @GOhardrock 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Прекрасное далёко *^.^*

  • @АнтоФрансуа
    @АнтоФрансуа 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    YESSS this is my France ! !

  • @kiplingfly1221
    @kiplingfly1221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I placed a bet on Germany

  • @TheRealLamaGod
    @TheRealLamaGod 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Song that was used durning the game?

  • @notapro_ballsdex
    @notapro_ballsdex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Vive la France

  • @Eurley66
    @Eurley66 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Vive la France! Should have just shared half the world with our biggest friends and allies, the United States, though. Would have been fine with me!

    • @baxterpaschal3392
      @baxterpaschal3392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    • @Darkprosper
      @Darkprosper 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, not really though. Our biggest friends and allies have been the germans for a while now.

    • @ThatGuy3714
      @ThatGuy3714 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, first they kick you in your baguette twice then you become the best of friends. It's funny how friendships are created. 😂😂

    • @ShaunCheah
      @ShaunCheah 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kinda like the United States and Great Britain in that sense.

    • @Darkprosper
      @Darkprosper 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      UserName117 Well we were the ones kicking their bratwursts until Prussia happened, so no hard feelings, really.
      In fact, the french-german friendship, born so soon after WW2, is one of the things I think about when I need my faith in humanity restored.

  • @bvthebalkananarchistmapper5642
    @bvthebalkananarchistmapper5642 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:08
    (Memories of the end of WW3 scene in episode 11 of Neu Katzland Mapper's Alternate Future of the World intensify)

    • @Novusod
      @Novusod 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frenchies fighting dirty with their nukes.

  • @N0obWithaGunUK
    @N0obWithaGunUK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Well shit. I didn't see that coming

  • @ezariogerion3138
    @ezariogerion3138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love scenario stories so much.

  • @gabrielzak.7942
    @gabrielzak.7942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I need the, I need the name of the city in the far north. I really need it

    • @gabrielzak.7942
      @gabrielzak.7942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ok I found it (Antium)

    • @klovisdenis8835
      @klovisdenis8835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gabrielzak.7942 yes Antium, it was a roman city but USA captured it

  • @samwisegamgee8318
    @samwisegamgee8318 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    wtf onondaga dissapeared at 2:33 for a second

  • @betadinemr7059
    @betadinemr7059 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    trading posts everywhere....

  • @Rygaa
    @Rygaa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    VIVE LA FRANCE 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

    • @victorberny2379
      @victorberny2379 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      enfin une de ces guerre où la france gagne !

    • @victorberny2379
      @victorberny2379 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mehul K Mmmh.... Okay

  • @bvthebalkananarchistmapper5642
    @bvthebalkananarchistmapper5642 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:48 What does the music remind me of.

    • @DoctuhD
      @DoctuhD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reminds me of Phantom Ensemble

  • @protuberancds6647
    @protuberancds6647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Чет Франция сильно имбует, вам не кажется?

  • @surgodis_1135
    @surgodis_1135 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Baguet

    • @plebonhomme6982
      @plebonhomme6982 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Prussian Nationalist Baguette*

  • @studiofreresetsoeurs6374
    @studiofreresetsoeurs6374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    fraaaaaaannnnnnnce heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere

  • @gandhikumar2956
    @gandhikumar2956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Unfortunately Blackfoot and Rome are too close, they are the most powerful AI.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Blackfoot reminds me of Bugs Bunny, we call him Longfoot.

  • @ROBA05
    @ROBA05 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Where is Ghandi?! xD

    • @davidsmith7752
      @davidsmith7752 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ROBA05 France, apparently.
      🇫🇷🚀🚀🚀🚀🇫🇷

  • @GoldenZero98
    @GoldenZero98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What's that little island to the west

  • @KaraganOlympus
    @KaraganOlympus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    French Power !!!

  • @theyoshi202
    @theyoshi202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Nooooo so close America :( Worst civ in the game almost won

    • @AeonQuasar
      @AeonQuasar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's not America, but the AI sucks with them. Byzantinum is definetly the worst. Japan, Iroquois and Cartage (on land maps) are still behind America. Even Denmark and India is kinda worse.

    • @agostonbarany9668
      @agostonbarany9668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Morten Bakke India? You stupid or smth?

    • @LEFT4BASS
      @LEFT4BASS 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AeonQuasar I love India. It's so much easier to keep happiness up playing as them.

    • @DiabloMet
      @DiabloMet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Morten Bakke India is one of the top 5 tf

    • @Nozdormu1982
      @Nozdormu1982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LEFT4BASS Nuke Cola is happiness.

  • @anjew5590
    @anjew5590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ми, фганцузи, тегпеть не моджем, всех людец на земле

  • @fastfo0d543
    @fastfo0d543 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Описание топ)

    • @user-wg9xz2bo1k
      @user-wg9xz2bo1k 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No Name откуда вы здесь, ребят?