So um when you sucessfully plea insanity you don't get a lesser sentence, you get sent to a HORRIBLE place and might even be there longer than actual prision... look up "What pretending to be crazy looks like" on yt and it explains it for ya
Man, you know it's been WAY too fucking long when "Today we're beating Expert Difficulty" starts to sound an awful lot like "Today's the day I steal the secret formula..."
@@stephenscap9164 we don't have beer here, but the belt is plucked straight out of the desert, just imagine the hottest temperature ever in the empty quarter desert in that belt.
@@DaBestNub yes, but it’s similar to saying what are the odds of getting doubles. It’s not (1/6)(1/6) because you coulda get 1’s, 2’s, 3’s, etc. Since there are 6 different doubles you could roll, it’s really 6(1/6)(1/6)=1/6
He only has one difficulty left to match your record of all ten difficulties, Beef Boss. You better hope Nintendo makes Switch Party so you can race to beat Alfonso at beating master
Beef Boss, I love you so much lmao I'm your biggest fan man, and I'll always be in your corner even when RNG hell and a rigged game totally screw you over.
@A1d4n3299 1/7776 = 1/6^5. I’ll explain what this means. It’s all just basic probability theory. 🤷♀️ Since there are 6 sides on a die, it’s fair to assume that rolling any specific side has a 1 in 6 chance of happening, or 1/6. Since Poof rolled threes, we’ll focus on those. How about 2 dice? Well, there are 36 possible combinations, but only one of them is made of 2 threes. Therefore, the probability of rolling 2 threes is 1/36. At this point a pattern shows up: every time a unique combo is focused upon, the denominator of the probability fraction goes up by a factor of 6. By this logic, rolling 3 threes is 1/216, rolling 4 threes is 1/1296, and rolling 5 threes is 1/7776, which is the original fraction. So to answer your other question, the chance of rolling 10 sixes is 1/6^10, or 1/60,466,176. In terms of percentages, that’s about 0.00000165%. Your friend’s a lucky bastard, I’ll give him that. 😂👍
8:08 Poof: *lands on a last place boost* Me: *opens up volume menu* Poof: *gets a ufo* Me: *clicks on a low volume, ends up being 22* Also me: *gets surprised that I still have ears*
Huzzah! In total, you were sent back 86 spaces (74 from that one alien) during the course of the game, which is the same number André still had to do at the end of the game.
Its finally done with. This is more accomplishing than beating master on 1st try with beefers, beating Lucia, beating the 3 point contest, and getting the 300 in bowling.
a better finish than logan paul vs mayweather
Better than Nate Robinson and Jake Paul
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“I’ve never choked so hard on something so small” poof quote of the year
That’s what she said!
thats what she said :D
So inspirational
If you know what I'm sayin' ;)
Lol
Toad when he pleas insanity and the court rules less than 10 years in a state prison: 12:20
That seems very oddly specific
Matches ur profile pic lmao
I'm dying lmaoo
So um when you sucessfully plea insanity you don't get a lesser sentence, you get sent to a HORRIBLE place and might even be there longer than actual prision...
look up "What pretending to be crazy looks like" on yt and it explains it for ya
@@Phoenixtears222 yeah but you don't get death sentenced
Man, you know it's been WAY too fucking long when "Today we're beating Expert Difficulty" starts to sound an awful lot like "Today's the day I steal the secret formula..."
Eventually there will be the weird spin-off episode in a different dimension where he beats it
Am I willing to crush my ear drums. Yes, it has to be Poofesure
DomPlays: Am I a joke to you?
I’ve learned to keep my volume low 😆
Fun fact:
The probability of rolling that quintuple 3 at 3:38 is 0.08%
You beat me to it
Dream luck
Maybe don’t time stamp after it happened
@@emperormoist3851 either way it would be in the comment, chill lmfao
Isnt it 0.013
“I’ve never choked on something that small” best quote ever
Choking hazard for ages 3 and under
Thats what she said!
one of his best quotes is ,”one sniff of the asshole of victory has me wanting more ."
"fisting is so easy"
@@justinlokere you know, that’s what she said jokes aren’t supposed to be used when it’s inherently sexual
> poofesure wii party u video shorter than 15 minutes
me: "impossible."
Nintendo is afraid of him so they decided to let him win.
Immmmmmmpossibl
"Oh my god that's so easy... fisting is so easy"
-Poofesure 2021
I was looking for this comment 😂😂
7:01 “he’s speaking the language of the gods”
He sounded like a toad having a spasm attack
Lol
This confirms it, Jesus is actually a God that can’t be beat
Jesus Vs Matt
Wii U vs Wii
Christians be like
The name doesn’t do crap
@@long_strong8843 thank you dude. None of us had any idea. You’re an actual genius and thank you for opening up all of our eyes.
Son of
10:59 When Dad comes into your room with a bottle and a belt in his hand.
Bottle?
@@rorychevalier7177 beer bottle bruh
Omg..
@@stephenscap9164 we don't have beer here, but the belt is plucked straight out of the desert, just imagine the hottest temperature ever in the empty quarter desert in that belt.
10:29 the response people expect before they perform the heimlich maneuver
Lmfao
😂😂😂
LOL
As someone who has choked before, I can confirm that this is true 🤣
Poof: this was the worst day of my life
Master Difficulty: the worst day of your life so far
Quote from the Simpsons Movie Bart is Poofesure and Homer is Wii Party U master difficulty
Simpsons movie?
12:13 The scream of satisfaction
I think he actually lost it for a second
12:12
5:24
“This should be
HA-HA-HA-HAA-HA-HA TAAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA”
That laugh was unexpected lmfao
His alter ego taking control momentarily
Lmfao 😂
That was so random but I loved it 😂
Toadette is my boss doing a job with bibbo and mickey John screaming
It’s always something I expect 2 loose
"Fisting is so easy"
-Poofesure, 2021, 3:30
bestie isnt wrong. but it is quite fun and pleasurable too 😏😌
@@haileyf7096 ayo wtf
wow, so original! a quote!
@@name6953 You have a anime profile pic, you can't be insulting people when you are the worst kind of them
@@arthurmorgen4512 have you ever heard of this thing called "laziness"? yeah, me neither
Kid at a restaurant trying to order for themselves: 7:01
Cheeseburger and fries you got it
05:02 "I've never choked so hard on something that small"
-Poofesure 2021
The fact that he didn’t say “Pause” disturbs me
Thats what she said
@@Official.Gridzy she?
@@fredsherman8407 you dont get the joke do you?
@@Official.Gridzy no
the probability of getting a 5 dice matching bonus (assuming its a fair dice which is probably debatable) is 1 in 6^5 or 1 in 7776
Isnt it just 6x6x6x6x6?
Edit: my bad that’s the same thing
It’s actually 1 in 6^4, or 1 in 1296, since it didn’t matter which number he got, as long as they are all the same. Still pretty crazy tho
@@Albrac127 this is a good point, what I should have said is that the probability of getting a 5 dice roll of all 3's is 1 in 6^5
@@Albrac127 i see your point, but isn’t it still a 1/6 chance to get any one number?
@@DaBestNub yes, but it’s similar to saying what are the odds of getting doubles. It’s not (1/6)(1/6) because you coulda get 1’s, 2’s, 3’s, etc. Since there are 6 different doubles you could roll, it’s really 6(1/6)(1/6)=1/6
Me: Snaps opponents neck to preserve ammo
Everyone else playing paintball:
6:19
Me: flips pillow for the cold side
My doctor watching me in coma: 6:19
Me when the boss gets a second healthbar and the music speeds up
That was oddly specific
LMAOOOO
6:59 if you pause and go frame by frame you can see that poof actually didnt mess up and the game just decided to bump him off
It's actually absurd how rigged wii party u is
@@datboimase Fr
Oh my gosh it actually did!
I Love how he is always so relaxed while playing games!
Nvm wrong channel
😳😐
yea no this fs got a laugh out of me🤣
@??? it's a joke
@??? videogamedunkey
looking for John Wolfe?
4:33
Poof: We're finally getting a little bit of the respect we deserve.
Wii Party U: I'm bout to end this man's whole career
“i’ve never choked so hard on something so small”, my girlfriend says the same man it’s okay.
Poof: As long as we don’t ufo them up here
*UFO appears*
Me: Turns my volume down
Poof: *Doesn’t scream*
Nice job, now Alfonso just needs to play me in baseball!!!
Oh Jesus 😒 your a cheater u never let me win
3:33 The rarest thing happened to Poof
Lmao it's also on 3 3 3
Poofesure: STOP DROPPING WATERMELONS
Game: stops dropping watermelons
Also poofesure: 😶
Outside of the accent; I think the reason I love this so much is that your commentary is basically my inner monologue verbatim.
“Fisting is soooo easy” HOL’ UP LMAOOO💀
Everyone gets first place: We are all winners!
Party Phil: Roll off to the death
3:35 ngl that was damn impressive
1/1296 chance, also nice Levi pfp
I never thought that the game would give 5 same numbers, it takes 0.1 % chance to get this
fun fact: to get a matching 10 bonus, it is a 1/60466176 chance, or approximately 0.0000016%
When you catch a mistake on your test before turning it in: 11:45
He's finally won GG
He only has one difficulty left to match your record of all ten difficulties, Beef Boss. You better hope Nintendo makes Switch Party so you can race to beat Alfonso at beating master
@@gabrspanksmen yes
this conversation is funny
@@beef_boss you look delicious 😋
Beef Boss, I love you so much lmao
I'm your biggest fan man, and I'll always be in your corner even when RNG hell and a rigged game totally screw you over.
4:52 *College fraternity parties vocalized into a few seconds of innuendos*
It took you longer because you didn’t break a toad controller with Wii motion plus inside
What is with those wii motion plus
@@yusupath because it’s a wiimote with wii motion plus inside
@@bluai damn your right
Poofesure: how did I choke so fucking hard.
Me: by forgetting to breathe
🙃🙃🙃🙃
*breathe
It was about time Alfonso won a game, now time to play Barb in Master
I'd like to see him beat every difficulty in a row
that's a long video
I can't believe I stayed up until midnight to watch a man scream at impossible volumes.
12:11 -- When your favorite restaurant removes the best item
Looks like Party Phil FINALLY decided to stop, “Rigging the f_ck out of this game!” XD
Finally had some mercy
Beta incel party Phil
Poofesure when he gets 5 of the same: I got a 5 matching Bonus
Me: Yahtzee!
BRO
I WAS LITERALLY WONDERING WHAT TO WATCH WHEN I SUDDENLY SAW YOUR UPLOAD
Fr
Bruh
Omg same😂
Best feeling ever tbh
Such unbridled joy/fury when you actually won. That was beautiful.
Alfonso seems to have the power of beating wii expert Maybe he could beat Matt
He did already
I love how he slowly loses his sanity each time he plays this 😭😭😭
Me when Poofesure releases a video: OMG ITS SHOWTIME!
"Uploaded one minute ago"
MOM GET THE POPCORN
@@msosamanthao 5 seconds ago
@@flexo2796 Dangggg nice
"Oh yeah,its show time"
12:19 sounded like alfonso cheering💀
Time to watch the holy studies we call poofesure.
Hello puco from pico school
@@potatohead2670 puco????
@@potatohead2670 thats pico from fnf 😳😳
@@potatohead2670 What’s up?
@@profortnitestreamer8894 that from pico school
Congrats on finally winning despite this RNG hell of a game trying to screw you at every possible turn! You've more than earned it man.
5:02 poofesure: “I’ve never choked so hard on something so small”
Me:that’s what she said
11:59 also says “please” differently ever time
the silence at 8:20 i was so scared
SAME
In wii sports, when you’re pitching, you can press the 2 button at the bottom of the remote, and you can throw underhand.
4:20 is literally the only roll off he’s ever won
420 👀
The “no please no” was the desperation of a cornered animal
i love how everyone just glossed over the fact that poof got a 1/7776 roll
I’m the exception. 😏
I was like “man rolled a Yahtzee first try”. 😂
@A1d4n3299 thats 1/60000 😳
@A1d4n3299 1/7776 = 1/6^5. I’ll explain what this means. It’s all just basic probability theory. 🤷♀️
Since there are 6 sides on a die, it’s fair to assume that rolling any specific side has a 1 in 6 chance of happening, or 1/6. Since Poof rolled threes, we’ll focus on those.
How about 2 dice? Well, there are 36 possible combinations, but only one of them is made of 2 threes. Therefore, the probability of rolling 2 threes is 1/36.
At this point a pattern shows up: every time a unique combo is focused upon, the denominator of the probability fraction goes up by a factor of 6. By this logic, rolling 3 threes is 1/216, rolling 4 threes is 1/1296, and rolling 5 threes is 1/7776, which is the original fraction.
So to answer your other question, the chance of rolling 10 sixes is 1/6^10, or 1/60,466,176. In terms of percentages, that’s about 0.00000165%.
Your friend’s a lucky bastard, I’ll give him that. 😂👍
@A1d4n3299 You should tell your friend to hunt for a shiny Pokemon.
Actually it would be a 1/1296 roll, you can’t include the first die when multiplying.
“As long as I don’t ufo them up here, I’m fine” *silence*
9:02 killed me
We NEED MORE. Do not fret, we all want it. I’ve rewatched every video over 3 times 😂
12:06 These two sounds made me laugh so hard lmao
ureheeeeeeeeehehehehehehehehEHEHEHEHE AHAHAHAHAH
He struggles so much, you can't help but cheer for him when he wins
Poof: “Fisting is so easy”
Me: That’s what she said!
3:29
My dad laughing at his own joke: 6:24
Me pretending to laugh: 12:13
Bro I think there's no footage of getting a matching bonus above a two.
"I have never choked so hard on something so fucking small"
~Poofesure 2021
I really thought the thumbnail was fake and he was going to loose again 😂😂
The 5 matching dice is actually around a 1 in 1296 chance of happening which is still more likely than poofesure winning wii party u expert
poofesure trying to think up as many sexual inuendos as he can at 5:53
Poof: uploads late at night
Me: I guess I’ll blow my ear drums rather than sleep.
Please don’t say “I choked on that so hard”, ever again. 😂
I choked on that so hard
I choked on that so hard
I choked on that so hard
@@jaikenmainy ah shit
I choked on that so hard
3:40 yahtzee !
"I’ve never choked so hard on something so small” man what a quote from Poofesure , 2021
7:15 my headphones died at the perfect spot
lmao
"I've never chocked so F*****G hard on something so small" 😂😂😂😇 I love the out of context phrases.. some aren't even out of context
6:14 You had it right the first time
i knew that scream laugh was coming at the end but i wasn’t prepared to laugh that hard 😭😭💀
"Fisting is so easy."
Proofsure, 2021
"ive never choked so hard on something so small" said the grindr hookup to the top
3:45 Actually yes it has been heard of, it's called "yahtzee"
shos yahtzee
tho
8:08
Poof: *lands on a last place boost*
Me: *opens up volume menu*
Poof: *gets a ufo*
Me: *clicks on a low volume, ends up being 22*
Also me: *gets surprised that I still have ears*
Huzzah! In total, you were sent back 86 spaces (74 from that one alien) during the course of the game, which is the same number André still had to do at the end of the game.
7:45 Poof's version of Taylor Swift's 22 XD
The 5 matching dice is a (1/6)^4 = .077% chance of happening. Poof used all his good luck in one spot
"Fisting is so easy"
- Poofesure
Poof: *Gets first place on the first 2 minigames and rolls a 43.*
Game: How about *n o.*
poof has finally got the win that he deserved so long ago
*proud of him*
"This should be AHAHAHAHAHAHAH" poof you good?
"Let's just hope we dont UFO them up here" top ten words before disaster
9:52 The dice cheated again! Did a spin!
Wtf man
Its finally done with. This is more accomplishing than beating master on 1st try with beefers, beating Lucia, beating the 3 point contest, and getting the 300 in bowling.
Do you understand the chances of rolling 5 dice all the same number like that
it's like 1 in 1300, so it's about time you got one
yahtzee essentially
1/1296*
@@mathguy3451 which is like 1300
@@andrewgagne4465 yep
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Poofesure: *Chihuahua noises*
I like how his name is pronounced like “hey zeus” but he continues to call him Jesus.
He was cursed into always losing since he messed up his name every time
12:13
THE SHEER SPEED OF THAT LAUGH
4:51 Listen with your eyes closed😳
I swear poof breaks my headphones and my eardrums every video but I don’t stop watching
12:06 pennywise
At this point, you cant tell when he is happy or mad
I could make a career cranking out ten videos a day of "Proofesure out of context"