On the swimming minigame try timing it out with the pattern exactly, instead of spamming the buttons as fast as possible. It's like swimming irl, where you need to time your strokes in the water for more distance. So go A 2 on the controller timed with when the respective buttons light up.
Poof: *Starts the game in an average good mood and is ready to play* Party Phil: “I’m about to end this man’s whole CONTENTMENT. COMMENCE THE RIGGING OF THIS GAME!”
Fun fact: On the hardest difficulty, Highway rollers code is design to go against the player, most rng mini games are coded to where the A.I are meant to win, the dice roll is dotched for half the time when you’re halfway through the map, the U.F.O is one of the only completely random things in the game
Poof was absolutely right when he said Wii Party U is super rigged then. Wii Party doesn't seem to pull off these kinds of bullshits at the hardest levels, in most cases it is just the minigames ig
Thank you Poof. My girlfriend broke up with me tonight and it’s the saddest i’ve ever felt in my entire life. But this video made me forget that pain, and I was able to laugh and smile. Thank you again, Poof.
@@babyweegee5069 its alright, she has a lot of mental health issues and felt like she was a burden and that she couldnt handle it. Was never a problem for me but oh well, and today was our anniversary :/
ATTENTION BROTHER!!! I have two very very sweet girlfriends who I show off (I smell like 100 not-alive orangutans oh nooo) in my perfectly great videos that most people consider to be the reason of life! Thank you for you attention, dear dude kid mq
Fun fact: Beef Boss actually took 5 tries to beat expert difficulty and 6 tries to beat master. So Poof has in fact taken more than 3 tries to beat a difficulty twice
I think that with the swimming minigame you need to follow the patterns on your screen as accurately as possible, rather than spam the buttons as fast as possible.
3rdth times the charm
N word
I doubt it
Imagine not going vegan
I'm back thank's for your pleasant welcoming have some more meat 🌮🌭🍔🥓🥩🍗🍖
Poofsure + Jesus = Poofsus
Yes
The word “unlucky” and “poofesure” are just synonymous at this point
Lol
@@BowlerBoi6481 amogus
Yes
On god tho, lmao
Not funny
Facts
“YOU GIVE ME A RAAAAAAAAAAAAA” quote to live by
Eat your cereal
Eat your cereal
Eat your cereal
Eat your cereal
Eat your cereal
Title: unluckiest game ever
Beginning of the match: was pretty good
Me: oh no…
@JeezChill what.
Thank you
@JeezChill Why did you say that twice on two different comment replies
@@danielbuddenmusic1502 he wants the world to know
@JeezChill wise words
Things haven’t been the same for Poofesure ever since Abby broke up with him
Yeah it been a month since he upload Tomodachi life
And I want beef boss and Abby back
@@ElijahBrown410 me too :(
@@ElijahBrown410 he said on a stream once that he lost interest in it :/
@@MiguelSanchez-ko5dm yes on the American version of tomodachi life one video he made that Abby is in love with Dudy dude
On the swimming minigame try timing it out with the pattern exactly, instead of spamming the buttons as fast as possible. It's like swimming irl, where you need to time your strokes in the water for more distance. So go A 2 on the controller timed with when the respective buttons light up.
like it so poofesure can see it
Idk how he hasn’t thought to read the rules abt it yet lol
@@MQuackz he never reads the rules then gets mad that he doesn't know what's going on 😂😂😂
Wow I never thought of that. That’s really good advice!
@@annamae0011 +1 :(
Poof: My unluckiest day
Me: Slowly lowers volume
Me: Increases volume to max
@@Mat7920H Frfr
😂😂
Poof: *Starts the game in an average good mood and is ready to play*
Party Phil: “I’m about to end this man’s whole CONTENTMENT. COMMENCE THE RIGGING OF THIS GAME!”
Party Phil’s the host, he has no agency.
@@7-BIT so he’s gotten to you too I see
Poor Party Phil, the convenient scapegoat for Poof when he gets bad rolls
Party Phil: *exists*
Poofesure: "...and I took that personally"
Fun fact: On the hardest difficulty, Highway rollers code is design to go against the player, most rng mini games are coded to where the A.I are meant to win, the dice roll is dotched for half the time when you’re halfway through the map, the U.F.O is one of the only completely random things in the game
oh my fucking gosh
Poof was absolutely right when he said Wii Party U is super rigged then. Wii Party doesn't seem to pull off these kinds of bullshits at the hardest levels, in most cases it is just the minigames ig
Then Poof is right about Wii Party U being rigged
Where did you get this information?
@@saucyjellyblobs6142 from the source code of the game
My dose of Proofesure’s inaudible screaming is here!
Oh his screaming is QUITE audible. Comprehensible, less so.
11:34 when you realize he could not have possibly scored any points that round because each cpu picked all the hats
That was absolute bullshit
It really is. That whole game, the most he could have gotten was 4 because the game was just screwing him.
Exactly they screwed him
At this point The dictionary is just going to have poofesues face as the definition of unlucky
lol
Stop copying other people's comments.
@@user-hm1zb8js5i dude I’m not I didn’t copy anyone
@JeezChill Same
2:28 The sheer intensity of this scream was phenomenal LMAO
That caught me off guard XD
@@st.pootis4874 *STAWWWWWWWWWWWWP*
2:50 😂
6:01 of course Jesus wins the mini game about ascending, this is unfair from the start
*XD*
6:47 This scream actually healed my skin and watered my crops, just the sheer desperation and pain when he's forced to play yet another 1v3
When you realize the people Poof are going against are all miis that have each won in different expert videos
I see you in every Poof video
Thank you Poof. My girlfriend broke up with me tonight and it’s the saddest i’ve ever felt in my entire life. But this video made me forget that pain, and I was able to laugh and smile. Thank you again, Poof.
Sorry for your loss
@@babyweegee5069 its alright, she has a lot of mental health issues and felt like she was a burden and that she couldnt handle it. Was never a problem for me but oh well, and today was our anniversary :/
@Olivia Toto thank you
Stay strong King 👌🏽👑
hey i hope everything's okay for you now :)
10:53 🤣🤣 my ears
6:13 The mix of disgust, disappointment, and resignation in Poof’s voice when Jesus landed on the 1 v 3 square killed me.
“You give me a RIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” 11:30
"You FŮŮÜUÚÙCKED MEEEÉĔ!!"
"ARE YOU KIDDING MĖÈʪH?"
HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU F*** ONE F***ING PERSON???!!!
@@FlowerKing-ib4rv oh my
@@FlowerKing-ib4rv *Monogamous relationships: I'm I a joke to you?*
4:11
Poof: "What are the odds!?"
*Flashbacks of Wii Sport Baseball*
I thought the same thing 😂
WHAT ARE THE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDS!?!?!?
@@cardghost465 *EVERY TIME*
@@ootfan7882 *EVERYTIME I FINALLY GET HOLD OF THE BALL, IT GOES RIGHT TO PIERRE!!!*
@@cardghost465 *SOMEONE CHECK HIS MOLE IT HAS A FUCKING MAGNET INSIDE*
8:30 he’s gonna be pissed when he finds out there’s TH-cam videos of people beating master laphappy.
because its timing based and not speed based?
7:02 This made me laugh so hard. Imagine if Toad said that.
Title: “My unluckiest game of wii party u expert”
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
ATTENTION BROTHER!!! I have two very very sweet girlfriends who I show off (I smell like 100 not-alive orangutans oh nooo) in my perfectly great videos that most people consider to be the reason of life! Thank you for you attention, dear dude kid mq
@@AxxLAfriku tf- nobody cares hshshshs
Exactly
“Once that bar is gone it’s at Dunbar” that pun was actually pretty funny
10:09
ALFONSO DOSENT DESERVE THIS PARTY PHILL!!!!!
8:27 i mean, there's videos on youtube of people getting 21 seconds on this minigame lmao
Watching a grown man scream and cry over a kids game makes me smile
11:31 to 11:42 - (at two, three, or four in the morning) Poofesure: YOU GIVE ME A RAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU F**KED ME!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
11:27 he literally couldn't get any points because they picked all the different ones so he had to be matching with someone
It's painfully clear that the Miis doesn't want Alfonso to win.
Eat your cereal
10:09 & 10:53 - THAT PART KILLED ME WITH LAUGHER!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me too lol
Even when Poofesure was raging in the Mad Hatters minigame! That part was crazy and funny!
7:53 has to be the best overall reaction to op CPU’s
The way this video plays out fits in perfectly with “They had us in the first half not gonna lie” lol
4:52 When Poof gets a NAW role
10:07 "Alfonso doesn't deserve this party phil"
*ALFONSO DOESN'T DESERVE THIS PaRtY pHiL!!!*
Poof: *drives his tank straight into the enemy and dies*
Also Poof: “MY TEAMMATES FUCKING SUCK!”
11:14 me to my kidnapper
Are you still kidnapped
Ye bro help
"3rds times always the charm there is not one time where that hasn't happened"
Title: *my unluckiest game of wii party u expert difficulty yet*
10:52 imagine seeing this out of context
7:01 When Toad sees Mario barely fail to beat Bowser
Imagine being in a argument with Keinan
I'd run away screaming
Imagine playing Wii Party with him and winning 😂
@@FallenMothValentino *your free trial of breathing has ended*
@@Egg-d4mn3d poofesure: Reeeeeeeee!!!!
Me: Ohhh no
Alfonsos luck is a “naw” role
8:20 went from laughing at rage to feeling like I'm getting chastised by Papa Poof about every bad life decision
“3rdth times the charm”
Famous Last Words From Poof
10:53 😂😂😂
Fun fact: Beef Boss actually took 5 tries to beat expert difficulty and 6 tries to beat master. So Poof has in fact taken more than 3 tries to beat a difficulty twice
Party Phil: *exists*
Poofesure: "...and I took that personally"
Me: Mom! Can we have Jesus?
Mom: We have Jesus at home
Jesus at home: Jesus Mii
2:27 Ok, I might *waaah*
I love it when something spoils Poofesure's talking and he screams
10:53 Why does that sound exactly like his rage against Tommy back in Wii Sports Resort?
*Happy Tommy Noises*
The 2021 version 😂
6:50 When some spoils a new a movie that you never seen before and you don’t wanna listen.
8:12 I beg your pardon mister?....
If you see "Expert difficulty" in the title, you already know a wii remote is gonna be broken
5:10 I pressed play at this moment right in front of my mom 💀
Poofesure: It’s impossible to beat the CPUs at Lap Happy.
Pro Button Mashers: Hold our beers.
8:23
It’s a miracle you haven’t lost your voice I’ve almost lost my hearing from u
11:32 didn’t know R2-D2 was playing
When he was raging in the last minigame, I was rolling on the floor laughing😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was afraid of watching this whole video because his Wii remote battery was low
“I would find a way to murder a fooking mii”
-Poofesure 2021
YOU GIVE ME A RAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! 11:31😂😂😂
raaaaaaa
Eat your cereal
I just love hearing poof scream at 1 in the morning it hit different 😂
Poofesure i love when your wii party videos are longer!! It makes me get more immersed into the game :)
Poofesure turned into lemongrab 11:38
0:21 Nice pun poofesure
0:00 "third time is a charm"
"my unluckiest game of wii party u expert difficulty yet"
Your Wii Party U and Wii Party videos are by far my absolute favorites uploads of yours. They are hilarious!
10:03 is fucking hilarious
“ALPHONSO DOESN’T DESERVE THIS PARTY PHIL”
"JESUS F***"
6:50 When the impostor is
6:56 is my favorite part and funny. 😄
I think that with the swimming minigame you need to follow the patterns on your screen as accurately as possible, rather than spam the buttons as fast as possible.
no thats wrong you need to spam as fast as possible
i literally saw this video and started smiling i fuckin love this
when poof screeches his words, i like to imagine that’s how toad would sound as an adult
As soon as I saw the title I knew I was in for a ride
Poofesure: “I don’t think it’s ever taken me more than 3 tries to beat a Wii Party U difficulty.”
Master Difficulty: Remember me?
This one junpscared me. He had such a calm voice, then BAM! 2:25
Poof: *doesn't read the instructions*
Also Poof: WhAt iS g0iNg Onn I dONt kNoW whAt t0 dO
10:33 He should have went with Pose Pros, he's actually good at that.
No matter how many videos this man makes on Wii Party/Wii Party U, I don’t think I’ll ever get bored of them
No fucking lie that joke at 0:25 had me rolling lmaooooooooo
6:59 The new Bible remake looks pretty good
Agreed.
0:07 famous last words
The amount of "unluck" is absolutely staggering
Haha my favourite part is from 0:00 to 13:22 when he rages 😂
5:06 I love the scream when he failed to place the head at the last second 😂😂
"i think it only takes 3 times for me to beat a difficulty"
Insane mode with all matts: allow us to introduce ourselves
is no one gonna talk about how at 8:32 claudias skin is flapping around like a skirt
6:21 when my algebra teacher tells me to do a logarithm
2:28 alfonso whenever that a watermelon drops on his foot
that
"Grown man rages at video game designed for children"
46k people: interesting.
8:46 ha ha funny number at the top of the screen
Poofesure: Third times the charm
Wii Party U: I'm about to end this mans whole career
The Dunbar joke was great lol
Dunbar and Jesus strike again. They are a lethal duo 😂😂
Poofsure: “Third time is the charm”
Me: *reads the title of the video* uh oh…
3:43 "This is actually way further then I usually make it" casually falls off the horse 2 seconds later
The thumbnail made me cry laughing 😂😂😂
right off the bat heard the dunbar puns with the batteries knew it was gonna be a good vid
Whenever I’m bingeing your vids you come out with more. No wonder you have a Lamborghini.
Does he?
@@7.3gss check his insta
@8:00 That rant tho 😂😂😂
My immediate reaction to that Dunbar joke was "BOOOOOOOOOOO!"
This channel got me to plug my wii back in. Definitely subbed