STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI (spoilers)

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  • @experiment54
    @experiment54 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9720

    Rey got her skills buying loot boxes. No grind needed.

    • @DeadDollVideos
      @DeadDollVideos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      This is now my favorite comment I've seen about the film. Well played.

    • @jamesharder1079
      @jamesharder1079 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      This is the best TH-cam comment I've read all year.

    • @joep7122
      @joep7122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      And you need to buy the DLC to find out about her history

    • @fakenews6133
      @fakenews6133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      She hit a rock that one time. Therefore she can kill an entire room of well trained sith soldiers armed with blades and melee weapons, but luckily no cellphones to call for backup.

    • @141Soap
      @141Soap 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rogersjgregory
    @rogersjgregory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4232

    There were a lot of times during this movie, where I kept hearing Han in The Force Awakens: "That's not how the force works."

    • @petercarioscia9189
      @petercarioscia9189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Sounds like rewatching the movie with this in mind would make the movie slightly better.... instead of the dumbfounded silence

    • @deltawdunn6597
      @deltawdunn6597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      To be fair, it's not like any other Star Wars movie ever set up a force power.

    • @seasnek7024
      @seasnek7024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      LEIA FLOAT SCENE I WAS SCREAMING THIS IN MY MIND

    • @thischannelisnotmine
      @thischannelisnotmine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      They made the actor for Ackbar cry by killing off his character and bringing him on set on the final day simply to have him in costume say "it's a wrap," and he broke down crying during an interview...

    • @TheAnhedonicOne
      @TheAnhedonicOne 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah Jedi have Mary Poppins powers

  • @cheesewhiz259
    @cheesewhiz259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5125

    I didn't know there was supposed to be a romance between Finn and Rose until she kissed him, no chemistry tbh

    • @thanosfromfortnite9186
      @thanosfromfortnite9186 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      is that what's good in the streets Same,mostly cause she looked 16 or some shit,woah there

    • @emn-emm
      @emn-emm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Honestly they rushed it, they should have shown the relationship in episode 9 instead.

    • @Noscope-nl7nq
      @Noscope-nl7nq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Wow, maybe you didn't have a high enough IQ to force this relationship.

    • @Noscope-nl7nq
      @Noscope-nl7nq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      foresee*

    • @Ricardo57492
      @Ricardo57492 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Uhm it was clearly not a relationship... she just kissed him and he didnt kiss back... Finn is then seen caring about Rey and stuff. I honestly dont know why everyone made such a big deal out of it, its not like they are a couple

  • @radioheadtv3131
    @radioheadtv3131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4691

    Even Mark Hamill hated it

    • @waltonvelvet
      @waltonvelvet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I don’t think he did. He and Rian Johnson had some creative differences, but he seemed to eventually accept it and learn to appreciate it for what it was. Something you guys haven’t done.

    • @matko8038
      @matko8038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

      @@waltonvelvet why appreciate something thats bad

    • @indeed1106
      @indeed1106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      @@waltonvelvet lol why should we

    • @rorybranos
      @rorybranos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@waltonvelvet I mean I kind of enjoyed it. But It was more of an episode of a series to be honest. Not a bad episode but Daisy's acting and Mark's acting didn't fit at all...

    • @v4l1AW
      @v4l1AW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Bill Cipher it’s bad , *ALL OTHER OPINIONS ARE WRONG*

  • @Nintendoggy
    @Nintendoggy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4528

    "Massive waste of potential".
    That sums up the movie perfectly.

    • @6ixlxrd
      @6ixlxrd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Shit."
      Buckle up. Don't drink and drive.

    • @robertojuarez9352
      @robertojuarez9352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      most likely "Massive waste of money"

    • @timewarpdrive77
      @timewarpdrive77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Na, the force awakens was crap already so that compounded to make this shit

    • @seasnek7024
      @seasnek7024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "A clusterfuck of mistakes"

    • @maulcs
      @maulcs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sums of Force Awakens as well

  • @andrewhurst6768
    @andrewhurst6768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2426

    I don't know if you'll believe this, but I didn't even realize there was any kind of romance between Rose and Fin until she kissed him. It took me completely by surprise and didn't make sense.

    • @annieebannieboo
      @annieebannieboo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Andrew Hurst I felt exactly the same way. It felt so forced.

    • @Soopsies
      @Soopsies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Disney gonna miss me with that shit, I want Poe and Finn.

    • @glaz-eddonut8199
      @glaz-eddonut8199 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Same. Rose was trash

    • @Sukafava
      @Sukafava 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

    • @barrelz8353
      @barrelz8353 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Andrew Hurst SHE liked him, he didn't like her like she liked him... :/

  • @StarWarsTheory
    @StarWarsTheory 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5379

    PewDiePie's beard...Ob-Wan CONFIRMED

    • @s1lentrogu3
      @s1lentrogu3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Star Wars Theory heeeey im a sub of you

    • @AveTrueToCaesar8212
      @AveTrueToCaesar8212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Fancy seeing you here.

    • @liamleal5859
      @liamleal5859 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Im a sub love ur videos bro

    • @Fidelitye
      @Fidelitye 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      XD. Nice videos btw. Its 12 am where I live.

    • @doctorvenommcpe7013
      @doctorvenommcpe7013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ow mai gawd..... Obi-Wan is a Swedish-guy (sorry no offense) owned a dog and sitting on a cool chair

  • @niilo8079
    @niilo8079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    Admiral Ackbar should have said "I am the trap" and crashed to the first order ship after that.

    • @NoPerspective4231
      @NoPerspective4231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol

    • @nigerianprince4017
      @nigerianprince4017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      No he should of called the first order and been like "yo this is a trap"

    • @murpi338
      @murpi338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "Do you know what is this? It's a... It's a TRAP!"

    • @orsonlepherd7064
      @orsonlepherd7064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@murpi338 hishe

    • @mystmicro2551
      @mystmicro2551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wish

  • @HrvojeGrahovac
    @HrvojeGrahovac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5757

    91% critic score. 44% audience score

    • @erfanmanouchehri7999
      @erfanmanouchehri7999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hrvoje Grahovac damn

    • @monoluktaalak9398
      @monoluktaalak9398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Rian Johnson probably forced them

    • @breezybaby6430
      @breezybaby6430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      These are not the reviews you are looking for...👏👏

    • @joaotomasserranoraposo6300
      @joaotomasserranoraposo6300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      93%

    • @MNZGamin
      @MNZGamin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Hrvoje Grahovac well there was forced diversity so the critics loved it

  • @Krynictrace
    @Krynictrace 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2723

    Finn: "Yo why did you crash into me?"
    Rose: "I saved you..."
    Finn: "You could've killed me though"
    Rose: "You were going to die"
    Finn: "Yeah I was going to die but I would've taken out the battering ram"
    *Rose kisses Finn*
    Finn: "Bitch wtf"

    • @Lucas-DX
      @Lucas-DX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lol that’s not the actual dialogue !

    • @Weeeeee711
      @Weeeeee711 6 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      and then...they managed to BOTH get back to the base..right in front of 8 atats and kylo ren and his ship.......
      and...they couldnt drive back.....so...I guess finn picked up Rose and carried her back a mile without anyone noticing.
      Oh, and Finns jacket is fine...he has no wound and he can fly a ship when he couldn't roughly 12 hours before.

    • @noahmorgan3592
      @noahmorgan3592 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      asian chick 1***

    • @happytime2781
      @happytime2781 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahhaha well spoted :D

    • @Gorbgorbenson
      @Gorbgorbenson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Daniel Walton that bothered me because it looked like they were at least a mile out of the base. There is NO WAY he could have walked that far in that amount of time.

  • @whade62000
    @whade62000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    "Disney criticising capitalism"
    Lmao, the hypocrisy of it haven't even dawned on me, but it's true.

    • @larsfrisk6658
      @larsfrisk6658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      whade62000 massive corporation bent on monopolizing entertainment wants to criticize capitalism.

    • @Momy69420
      @Momy69420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ironic. They could save others from it, but not themselves.

  • @alexpodvorecny5575
    @alexpodvorecny5575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1088

    Here after Rise of Skywalker and waiting for another movie review.

    • @willkemp984
      @willkemp984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      alex podvorecny Rise of Skywalker blew me away

    • @MikeDindu
      @MikeDindu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I believe I remember him saying he doesn't care about Star Wars anymore in a recent video. Not to mention this one were he says that at the end.

    • @siddharthakvr5154
      @siddharthakvr5154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@999rob9 JJ tried to fix it but too late damage already done

    • @moisavictoria
      @moisavictoria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was pretty fucking good i'm kidding it's amazing af

    • @krumplosss2935
      @krumplosss2935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same, hated it too

  • @jblen
    @jblen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    That one bit where Leia uses the force to get back into the ship was just a bit stupid. It looked bad and she didn't really have to survive...

    • @jasper2650
      @jasper2650 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      James Blenkinsopp #CarriePoppins

    • @kranx2690
      @kranx2690 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      James Blenkinsopp not to mention she healed perfectly in what, 2 hours?

    • @BwooHuraca
      @BwooHuraca 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Not to mention there was no point blowing her out into space if she's just going to go right back on the ship again.

    • @lostmarimo
      @lostmarimo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      drama?

    • @lekalla
      @lekalla 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      They tought they don't have enough female empowerment moments so they made that ridiculous scene.

  • @danielgarner8729
    @danielgarner8729 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1473

    “It was like watching someone kiss their sister” Yeah that’s not new to Star Wars

    • @cledon.
      @cledon. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hahahaahha soo true!!

    • @TheGodlikeDragon
      @TheGodlikeDragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      At least I enjoy that kiss now more than I enjoyed Rose and Finns(And knowing that Leia is Lukes sister just makes that whole scene funny)

    • @creedjeremy
      @creedjeremy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      When a brother and sister (without knowing) kissing each other is somehow a lot more enjoyable than that of two strangers who just acquainted 24 hours ago is.

    • @supertotoro
      @supertotoro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How come this comment does not have 1000s of likes

    • @usefulvidiots7869
      @usefulvidiots7869 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Danny G - The fact you don't get the difference between the two comparisons shows your ignorance.

  • @shark7597
    @shark7597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    If Admiral Ackbar had been the one to suicide in that rebel ship then there would be all of these "Allahu Ackbar" jokes...

    • @CapObv
      @CapObv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yes, there would, and the Internet would rejoice in new memes. The only funny meme out of this garbage is BEN SWOLO

    • @viciouspirahna7
      @viciouspirahna7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Then Logan Paul would made a vlog out of it

    • @yabitch96
      @yabitch96 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      xAx Tryhard that would be amazing

    • @djionmustard5921
      @djionmustard5921 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      xAx Tryhard ADMIRALHU ACKBAR

  • @humbertorrent5657
    @humbertorrent5657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1769

    It seems like pewds made this video with the idea that we would hate him for criticizing the last Jedi... but we all hate it too

    • @fritzlauren7991
      @fritzlauren7991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      truu

    • @tristyna.1159
      @tristyna.1159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don’t hate the movie, i just like the other ones better.

    • @pg1019
      @pg1019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Correct.

    • @racool911
      @racool911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey speak for yourself, I like the movie

    • @ethans67
      @ethans67 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m gonna defend it with my life ok

  • @adamaziz9645
    @adamaziz9645 6 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    snoke did nothing.
    captain phasma did nothing
    both died
    they had something in common

    • @fall190
      @fall190 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Finn did nothing except fuck everything up, they wouldnt have known about the escape pods if not for his plan to get on the ship

    • @g0dp4rticl3
      @g0dp4rticl3 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      RIP Phasma, our queen
      such an awesome character wasted

    • @josediogo1015
      @josediogo1015 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      also, why dont all stormtroopers get shiny blast proof armor and only the super duper bad guys, aka phasma do

  • @mynamejeff2943
    @mynamejeff2943 6 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    I agree, Kylo and Rey are the protagonists of the story and it would have been a lot better if their relationship was developed more

    • @brookeryan8681
      @brookeryan8681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      reylo

    • @chazizphat
      @chazizphat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      your opinion is dank and i wholeheartedly agree, it would have been awesome to see them together and become some interesting duo man, im so pissed

    • @mynamejeff2943
      @mynamejeff2943 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chuckrombie thanks!! ❤️

    • @adalin7841
      @adalin7841 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I felt a bit of chemistry between Rey and Kylo, but I agree

    • @mynamejeff2943
      @mynamejeff2943 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yixing 艺兴 there’s for sure chemistry between them and I think rey in episode IX will turn him

  • @ishanmalik4612
    @ishanmalik4612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    "was like watching someone kiss their sister" hmmmmm sounds familiar

    • @badconnection712
      @badconnection712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Ishan Malik the original trilogy can make incest look better than the sh*t in the last Jedi

    • @curfimo9793
      @curfimo9793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      the original trilogy is untouchable tho

    • @fettaheker
      @fettaheker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Luke skywalker

    • @HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire
      @HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      * Cantina band plays “Sweet Home Alabama” *

  • @nihilisticart6297
    @nihilisticart6297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3115

    personally, attack of the clones was better. Edit: to give TLJ credit, Kylo Ren as a character and his conflict was pretty good. Just take Rey out and he is an awesome character.

    • @zerdaloo
      @zerdaloo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      It's treason, then

    • @robertojuarez9352
      @robertojuarez9352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      most likely all the movies were better than this abomination

    • @nicklynch216
      @nicklynch216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I can live with that

    • @ikeasecurity739
      @ikeasecurity739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Antheee wrong, we got anakin’s opinion of sand. One of the most important parts of The Star Wars Universe

    • @Canonico_trc
      @Canonico_trc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rian Johnson trilogy someone will hold my beer.

  • @Sevarientharal
    @Sevarientharal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    What about Leia freaking floating back to the ship? I laughed at that scene so bad.

    • @tb4669
      @tb4669 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      She's force sensitive like Luke

    • @jayantgupta6798
      @jayantgupta6798 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Teresa Barz yea, but that doesn't mean you can just float back to a ship while in space and having just encountered an explosion

    • @Sevarientharal
      @Sevarientharal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I get that, but this scene was quite ridiculous. I remember whispering "what the f" to my friend when it happened. I don't think they meant it to look funny, but for me it did. Of course it's just my opinion, if you liked the scene then just ignore my whining.

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My reaction of that scene is the same as when I saw Pennywise from the new IT dancing around without his head moving = WTF? And everyone in theatre including me went silence.

    • @Ricardo57492
      @Ricardo57492 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It was a really cool bit... Like leia is a Skywalker and she was NEVER seen using the force for more than sensing her relatives... that scene was an amazing way to play with audiences expectations and reminding them that she is incredibly powerful too

  • @User9r682
    @User9r682 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    This movie is mostly just an elaborate way for the writers to to say "screw everything that was star wars, we're re-making it in our own image and using it as a vehicle to project our vision for society."

    • @LEO-tj5cm
      @LEO-tj5cm 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok

    • @oficialmemeshow
      @oficialmemeshow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joseph Broebbels why is the movie “sjw” related at all? It just has a female protagonist, thats it, just like the new mad max, and that movie was great. I have yet to see anyone saying that people who dont like it are sexist or whatever. I see more people complaining about sjw than actual sjw. You can dislike the movie, jeez, its ok, i dont like it that much either, but no need to get all defensive about it

    • @leoforpez
      @leoforpez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats actually been going on for a bit, only way you haven't seen it is mostly if you go out of your way to ignore it (Which is a good choice). However, its the usual suspects.

    • @JohnJohnson-xy6fl
      @JohnJohnson-xy6fl 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree, it seems rian johnson has no respect for star wars and just used its name and draw as a vehicle to shove his politics into a movie everyone would see.

    • @jaspercalimbo5606
      @jaspercalimbo5606 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jules Of course it's allowed to change but it has to stay grounded

  • @midnightgto5.7
    @midnightgto5.7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1181

    They are just milking the franchise at this point

    • @danthedoozy9472
      @danthedoozy9472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I see what you did there. Money is green. Green milk.

    • @SuperBenathon
      @SuperBenathon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      *SLUURP*
      “T...aaah”.

    • @hm6913
      @hm6913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They been draining it ever since they bought it.

    • @hashy7529
      @hashy7529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mm the new trilogy is awful prequels and OT are great

    • @scytherind8928
      @scytherind8928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They were from the beginning.

  • @Tempest1352
    @Tempest1352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    When Rose kissed Finn, he looked as surprised as the rest of the theatre.

  • @emeraldo
    @emeraldo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1489

    Casino planet was obviously EA 😂

    • @projectdae3807
      @projectdae3807 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      emeraldo obviously lol

    • @eplays9521
      @eplays9521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      emeraldo AMA RIGHT 😂😂👀💦🙌🙌👊🖖🖖👌👌👌👄👅👅👅

    • @tilenstupar4659
      @tilenstupar4659 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      emeraldo thumbs up for you!good joke

    • @briancunningham_21
      @briancunningham_21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Maybe they could have left earlier if they paid $20 for loot boxes 👌

    • @drifterkidz1714
      @drifterkidz1714 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except ghost games :)

  • @TheCelticTiger32
    @TheCelticTiger32 6 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    My biggest question is, how come it never occurred to someone before Admiral Holdo, to use hyperspace as a weapon? Imagine having thousands of guided missiles, fitted with hyperdrives and then launching them at your enemy, from light years away. You could complete obliterate an entire fleet of Star destroyers before they even knew what hit them. This is the biggest weapon in the universe and all they seem to use it for is chasing each other.

    • @notnotteodor2453
      @notnotteodor2453 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      TheCelticTiger32 I assume hyperdrive technology is really expensive

    • @speedyrogue6424
      @speedyrogue6424 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      idk but i think it would be a lot more cost-effective than fighting them head-on and lose a bunch of ships including their hyperdrives

    • @KlickPy
      @KlickPy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      TheCelticTiger32 because originally you couldn't crash into matter when you're traveling at the speed of light (only gravity could affect you) and it was only used in this film because the director/writer is a dumbass

    • @colliric
      @colliric 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That's not how it works. Han explained how it works in A New Hope.
      If anything was hit during hyperspace travel, it would destroy the ship not the other way around.

    • @mrMara5a
      @mrMara5a 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't think so. Even X-wings have hyperdrive capabilities

  • @jakedayton9690
    @jakedayton9690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Lol I laughed at the tweet suggesting Rey was “Developed” lol she “trains” with Luke like 3 times and is suddenly a Jedi Master and her character has never changed. She’s never been wrong everything she does is golden, very unlike previous Jedi Padawans in the series.

    • @Laurenimaoo
      @Laurenimaoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Very true.She disappeared for a few weeks and became a jedi master, whereas before jedi would train hard for many years simply to qualify as a jedi.

  • @SwiftArrowMCSGPvP
    @SwiftArrowMCSGPvP 6 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    ill never get the image of Luke milking the space walrus out of my head

    • @juno_4492
      @juno_4492 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      SwiftArrow What if it's not milk
      *insert Lenny face*

    • @LUR1FAX
      @LUR1FAX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      SwiftArrow Now that was just *V E R Y N I C E*

    • @chaosforever
      @chaosforever 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      SwiftArrow xD same

    • @mons3020
      @mons3020 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love the face he gives at the end, like "Yeah, I drink space cow milk, what about it?"

    • @SwiftArrowMCSGPvP
      @SwiftArrowMCSGPvP 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Musical Stranger Space Walrus**

  • @es-xz4pv
    @es-xz4pv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    If luke never wanted to be found, why would he go to the trouble of creating a map to his location?

    • @hambubger668
      @hambubger668 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      He didn't, people just misinterpreted his 'map'. It was actually a tracing of his penis.

    • @widchaponjearaphunt5452
      @widchaponjearaphunt5452 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That made more question, why would anyone know he go that star if he didn't tell anyone and just want to die like in this film. why don't go to some un important star

    • @RedAgainstMachine
      @RedAgainstMachine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Widchapon Jearaphunt
      And there we have it. All of the plot holes in 7 only increase in 8.

    • @OwnedYou34
      @OwnedYou34 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Felix answered it, they changed the director between both movies, so everything that could've been explained in the Last Jedi wasn't.

    • @RedAgainstMachine
      @RedAgainstMachine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Luis L M
      Oh they still could have, or could have tried. Mary sue still mary sued.

  • @kennedylareign
    @kennedylareign 6 ปีที่แล้ว +960

    Okay you should seriously review more movies. This was way more entertaining than most other movie reviews I've seen.

    • @ArgueWithTheMajority
      @ArgueWithTheMajority 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Was about to comment this. Fair, but harsh and sharp. I was surprised by how much I actually enjoyed this review.

    • @EloiseRaeCullen
      @EloiseRaeCullen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Kennedy Jones entertaining and honest. All I've seen is 5 star praise of the movie and, honestly, that seems hella suspect to me. Felix is the first dude I seen who blatantly said, "yeah... its pretty trash. A couple good characters here and there. But mostly a shit show." He is honest about everything, and I appreciate that so much

    • @RaijuBFox
      @RaijuBFox 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kennedy Jones look up YoVideogames review of this, funny doods. But its 2 hours

    • @TehCrax
      @TehCrax 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You must not know of the moist meter

    • @sirsad1641
      @sirsad1641 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed

  • @vulxonite1404
    @vulxonite1404 6 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    General Ackbar should definitely have been the one to hyperdrive crash into the big ship.
    It would have been like an intergalactic 9/11

    • @jude6936
      @jude6936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Vulxonite And they would get sued

    • @benmiz9742
      @benmiz9742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      allabu akbah! That would have been very funny

    • @Dennan
      @Dennan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      dont make idiotic connections, ackbar is the one that should have stayed behind on it, not some random new purple hairlady that we dont need to know about , comes and dies in the same damn movie, while ackbar is an old legend and the real commander of the ship, but yea sure, lets just ruin star wars couse of his name, wich he had way before 9/11, an event that has no part of star wars.

    • @jude6936
      @jude6936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dennan he fucking died in a such a none dramatic way then fucking leia enters in the most cringe worthy way

    • @Dennan
      @Dennan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yea i dont like the last jedi, so much wrong whit it, now we have 2 "teen" evil villans, i like kylo ren and general hux, but they feel way to young to be the menacing evil behind the first order.

  • @abhishek-mv9vq
    @abhishek-mv9vq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    “So many people want to like this movie so bad”
    *that sums up the feeling you get after watching this movie*

    • @bucktoothbill5334
      @bucktoothbill5334 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same with rise of skywalker

    • @tristyna.1159
      @tristyna.1159 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk man, seems right to me

    • @charmandergamer1287
      @charmandergamer1287 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would like this comment but....the like number (ah screw it, that’s kinda dumb, I’ll like)

    • @sophiejennings5947
      @sophiejennings5947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe people are saying they like it online to trick their minds into thinking “Yes, I really DO like this movie! Yes, I do!” When they really don’t like it 😂 It explains why the twitter posts make no sense and are so dumb

    • @Laurenimaoo
      @Laurenimaoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want to like the sequels but I can't

  • @smilxy2879
    @smilxy2879 6 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    I'm waiting for a shooting stars meme for Leia floating in space.

    • @Nyx__
      @Nyx__ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      That meme died before Carrie Fisher did.

    • @kzya111
      @kzya111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No

    • @utmost9470
      @utmost9470 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Billy The Goat Yeah but that doesn’t mean it isn’t missed.

    • @MiniSkuse
      @MiniSkuse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Billy The Goat xD

    • @redpandarampage2191
      @redpandarampage2191 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's already a thing

  • @kvnd7331
    @kvnd7331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2878

    they didn't have admiral ackbar kamikaze the ship to avoid the "allahu ackbar" memes

    • @jude6936
      @jude6936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      kvnd7331 lmao

    • @KannibalKanadian
      @KannibalKanadian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      kvnd7331 too easy lmaoo

    • @casualkenski6007
      @casualkenski6007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Top quality comment LMAO

    • @lefunnyN1
      @lefunnyN1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      xd

    • @radirad2218
      @radirad2218 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I’m dying right now from laughter

  • @lukeyboybeckett
    @lukeyboybeckett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I remember taking a girl to see this film and she had never watched star wars and the milking scene came on she was like this is the stuff you like...

  • @JediBunny
    @JediBunny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1348

    The Last Jedi isn’t Star Wars, it’s someone *trying* to make Star Wars.
    When it comes to Star Wars you do, or do not; there is no try.

    • @bobbybologna3029
      @bobbybologna3029 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lightspeed ram at the end = Hard facepalm

    • @thischannelisnotmine
      @thischannelisnotmine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Star Wars: The Last Straight White Male

    • @pearl8246
      @pearl8246 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Only a Sith deals in absolutes

    • @spectral5939
      @spectral5939 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shane
      Anakin: "Are you sure?"
      Obi-wan: "Absolutely!"

    • @nerodius58
      @nerodius58 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I consider everything Star Wars related that Disney pulls out of its ass to be non canon

  • @MrDiddlesGaming
    @MrDiddlesGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Don't forget the purple hair commander. I understand she was more of an antagonist against Poe's plans, but her role felt hollow and misleading.

    • @Ok-wb2jb
      @Ok-wb2jb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Mr. Diddles omg I hated vice-admiral gender studies
      *(not my joke, it’s from yt somewhere)*

    • @fishstyx5028
      @fishstyx5028 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      THAT WAS THE POINT

    • @mangi1337
      @mangi1337 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holdo grew up with Leia on Alderaan if I'm not mistaking.

  • @jonathancrane3470
    @jonathancrane3470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3456

    Rose is the worst character in Star Wars history. Much much worse than JarJar

    • @Jin-di9zv
      @Jin-di9zv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Nur ein weiterer Mann im Internet. wait...

    • @matthewduncan6061
      @matthewduncan6061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nur ein weiterer Mann im Internet. 10 million IQ

    • @passwordispassword1585
      @passwordispassword1585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yes Sir! True nerds wouldn’t like either

    • @atryshsharma773
      @atryshsharma773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Jar Jar is an amazing character but Rose is just poop

    • @Thecleetus
      @Thecleetus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      She was gross

  • @conorclohessy7149
    @conorclohessy7149 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    The idea about Admiral Ackbar was genuinely good

  • @BlackHawk2901
    @BlackHawk2901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    They completely ruined Space combat. There is no reason now for why fighters equipped with hyper drives wouldn’t just continuously fly into enemy capital ships after how they did in the Last Jedi

    • @jelcoleys8087
      @jelcoleys8087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Besides that, that is not how hyperspace Works whatsoever

    • @callummacleod3146
      @callummacleod3146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      J Kozy Made a good scene though

    • @elrox9189
      @elrox9189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      JJ fixed that. It's said that Holdo's kamikaze thing was a "one in a million" shot. But now why would she have done it, if she had nearly no chance of success

    • @josephcharles4549
      @josephcharles4549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@elrox9189 I can't believe I'm defending Holdo but Holdo probably thought "this ship is toast anyway and I'd rather die than sit and watch everybody die along with me so I shall kamikaze and hope for the best."

    • @CigaretteCrayon
      @CigaretteCrayon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They could have at least been able to make the script point out explicitly that ships with warping tech are prohibitively expensive and hard to come across for the small rebellious group, and meanwhile the Empire/First Order/Space Nazis have seemingly unlimited resources, and never thought about that "Holdo maneuver," obviously.

  • @feniu10
    @feniu10 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I only waited for the Kylo and rey scenes. The rest was useless. The Finn and rose storyline contributed nothing at all.

    • @jonahlittle2501
      @jonahlittle2501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      feniu10 it also contributed nothing to the storyline considering purple hair lady kamikaze’d into the ship and most of the rebellion was still lost

    • @gffredvgh
      @gffredvgh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      feniu10
      Force awakens and last Jedi sucks

    • @spartantnt1023
      @spartantnt1023 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +feniu10 Well it resulted fucking everything up for the resistance... so 40ish minutes of unnecessary bullshit for what could have been accomplished by a Tie fighter spotting them. Aren't you glad they added a completely new character(Rose) we didn't need, don't want, and took screen time from IMPORTANT characters like Snoke? WHAT A GREAT DECISION.

  • @MrMomo182
    @MrMomo182 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    "Disney criticising Capitalism." Says it all, really.

    • @backfischritter
      @backfischritter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For antother time :I still don't get why everybody equals weapon-export with campitalism... is this some kind of american thing ? Cause the trade with weapons was the thing pointed out in this film not capitalism as a whole !

    • @770megaman
      @770megaman 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why would they criticize something they live on?

  • @goforgold8248
    @goforgold8248 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1382

    This is literally EXACTLY what I was thinking.

    • @hamza0610
      @hamza0610 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You could either say 'This is literally what I was thinking' or 'This is exactly what I was thinking'. Using both makes it redundant.

    • @Edit32
      @Edit32 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's just straight up wrong dingdong
      - English Speaker

    • @funkyboy4158
      @funkyboy4158 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally? Like exactly what were u thinkin?

    • @JaySimons1
      @JaySimons1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EXACTLY what I was thinking, but one small thing to add: No social justice warrior purple haired leftist would have kamikazed them self for a cause, they would have thrown some "useful idiot" under the bus... You know its true, those wimps are scared af of everything..!

  • @LOVESOLDIER
    @LOVESOLDIER 6 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    A guy named Ackbar blowing himself up to cause damage to a ship? Don’t think Star Wars wanted that buzz.

    • @zapcoolman8816
      @zapcoolman8816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      xRainbowDashGaming His first name is AllaSTOP

    • @cyclopsmonkee296
      @cyclopsmonkee296 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      xRainbowDashGaming I noticed that while watching the movie too😂😂

    • @VeulKhef
      @VeulKhef 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Imagine all the meme possibilities !! this would've been awesome

    • @CyberRelic280
      @CyberRelic280 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Allahu Akbar

    • @victortell726
      @victortell726 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha exactly what I thought!

  • @wetwingnut
    @wetwingnut 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The entire theme of this film is summed up in the lines : "Abandon the past, destroy it if you have to."

    • @SubliminaIMessages
      @SubliminaIMessages 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess Rian was too focused on “destroying the past” instead of making a good movie.

  • @aurorabozo
    @aurorabozo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    “It was like watching someone kiss their sister”
    Felix
    Luke and Leia

    • @tristyna.1159
      @tristyna.1159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That happened...

    • @lyallp4589
      @lyallp4589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol thats why he made this joke

    • @lukes8557
      @lukes8557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We didn’t know they were related at the time and I’m not sure that George Lucas had come up with that either

  • @carson3961
    @carson3961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I hated how they built up Snoke to be some obviously powerful force user. (He was moving Rey around like she was a puppet and he had lightning force too) and then he was just killed off right away. I sure hope they atleast give some back story on Snoke in Episode 9, or that he somehow survived being cut in half. I mean his body looked like it had been through a lot so maybe he could have survived being cut in half... I mean, Darth Maul survived.

    • @andrewcase2010
      @andrewcase2010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Cvrson I don't know if they can do that.. if Kylo Ren botched killing Snoke that would just make his character seem even more incompetent and at least in my eyes they are already struggling to make Kylo Ren seem like a true threat to the resistance. I love Kylo Ren as a conflicted sith apprentice but a Sith Lord he is not. A seemingly formidable supreme leader of the first order he is not. I agree with your sentiment though. I too am a extremely disappointed with how they handled Snoke. I think they may need to invent a character to step forward in the next movie and forcefully take the reigns of the first order from Kylo Ren.

    • @danielpendergraph3243
      @danielpendergraph3243 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’d think that if snoke could really see Kylos mind then he probably wanted him to kill snoke off so kylo would continue on the dark side

    • @akkorde
      @akkorde 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      VeminosFD he could he knew he will turn the lightsaber and kill his true enemy

    • @shutuporsuffermywrath3929
      @shutuporsuffermywrath3929 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think he's still alive because I saw a theorist video saying he might be projecting himself like Luke was when he fought Kylo. He was just testing Kylo to see if he would betray him. Also he said he can snse Kylo's every move so why couldn't he sense that? So he's probably in a palace somewhere in the outer reaches.

    • @carson3961
      @carson3961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shut up or suffer my wrath That would be pretty badass if he had been doing that. Although wouldn’t the lightsaber just go through him like it did with Luke? Or maybe he is much more skilled in making “force clones”. Idk I just feel like Snoke is very powerful and and is probably super intelligent since he looks very old. I just don’t see how someone like Kylo would kill him that easily.

  • @cookiecookie88729
    @cookiecookie88729 6 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    Admiral Ackbar saw this movie and said: "It's a crap"

    • @banmeroblox5611
      @banmeroblox5611 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      well his dead

    • @souldanny.
      @souldanny. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Diamond gamer He's*

    • @gru3140
      @gru3140 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In the aaaarrrmmmss off the Ackbars

    • @diegoidepersia
      @diegoidepersia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Allahu Ackbar xd

    • @mr_liam_shaw
      @mr_liam_shaw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I felt that it was better the second time I watched it

  • @dl4698
    @dl4698 6 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Friend: yo PewDiePie just reviewed the new stars wars movie
    Me: Really? Did he like it?
    Goes to TH-cam
    Opens PewDiePie channel
    Sees title “Star wars the last Jedi was amazing!”
    Me: He hated it.

  • @gokula8508
    @gokula8508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    "Felt like I was watching The Avengers" accurate af damnnn

    • @drakedrystan8921
      @drakedrystan8921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Uhhh, but Avengers is a million times better than TLJ.

    • @NoamAzerad
      @NoamAzerad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@drakedrystan8921 Of course it is, because you know what tone to expect from Avengers, and their comedy timing is pretty solid. TLJ had absolutely horrendous timing of jokes and it didn't match (or evolve from) the tone of the previous film at all.
      (edit: grammar and typo)

    • @Sam-qc6sz
      @Sam-qc6sz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@NoamAzerad Also I think the Avengers movies in general should, and usually they do, take themselves A LOT less seriously.
      Like look at Guardians of the Galaxy, the Avengers film, they've got absurd/ridiculous things and they know how to handle it.
      Of course that's not to say that all Marvel movies are great
      *Sudden Don Vito Corleone cough attack* Black Panther

    • @raam726
      @raam726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NoamAzerad no, pewds meant the last Jedi has out of place comedy like avengers and he's right. Avengers does have out of place jokes.

  • @lil1092
    @lil1092 6 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Honestly, I don’t know why so many people loved Rose. She literally sacrificed the safety of THE WHOLE RESISTANCE for a dude she has a crush on that was willing enough to save everyone for the expense of himself. Also, she could have killed both of them by crashing into his ship with hers so what was the point? There were troops on the ground walking besides the canon and everything and it doesn’t make sense that Rose and Finn weren’t attacked on their way back. Another thing, if Yoda is able to show up as some kind of ‘Force Ghost’ based on the only reason that he wanted to, then death shouldn’t be a threat to Jedis. There were a ton of contradictions in the film with the “if Luke dies no more Jedi” but why would it matter if the force just seems to choose who can use it? That’s also why it shouldn’t matter who’s Rey’s parents are if literally anyone could have the force if they are lucky. Are we going to start wondering who the stable boy’s parents are? Also, how did Rey even get of off the main First Order ship after the whole fight with Kylo Ren? Anyway, that was my rant, my whole family and everyone I know loved the film so I haven’t really been able to share my opinion without people immediately shoot it down because “It’s Star Wars” lmao

    • @lil1092
      @lil1092 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      maryelizabethodonnel yeah, i understand that, i know that she is supposed to be a character that is meant to empower people. But my argument is that even if she is all those things, she still risked the lives of (probably) around 50-60 people for one person. Even Rose’s sister (who she obviously strives to be like) willingly sacrificed herself for the greater cause. I like the character traits of Rose that you listed, but, for me at least, the fact that the only reason she saved Finn was because she had a crush on him and decided that that was more important than the safety of the Resistance over powered her other good traits making me not like the character. Anyway, that’s just what I think. Thank you for responding, I kinda love debating and seeing the opinions and reasons of other people 😁

    • @Astaticembrace
      @Astaticembrace 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The original trilogy has just as many, if not more, senseless moments. Let's just enjoy the films for what they are: Engaging plots in a very interesting and loved universe.

    • @randomekin4607
      @randomekin4607 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You obviously haven’t seen the force awakens

    • @thaibreuer3533
      @thaibreuer3533 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      about the Yoda "ghost", it has always been a thing. Since the original trilogy (I was about to say more but I realized if you didn't know about it, no further spoilers :)

    • @theiofit3373
      @theiofit3373 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lil ? Yoda showed up as a force ghost in episode 6 dumb ass, his force ghost has been cannon for like what 30 years? EDIT: sorry I got so worked up about that

  • @andrepires2234
    @andrepires2234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    I was so dissapointed it ruined the new trilogy for me, i cant believe how critics are saying it is good, i guess you can buy anything if you are Disney

    • @aayushpanda9
      @aayushpanda9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Disney hasa big moneys

  • @doxpara3882
    @doxpara3882 6 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Ben Swolo was my favourite character 10/10

    • @miannesciacqua2000
      @miannesciacqua2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      solo?

    • @uptight826
      @uptight826 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's treason then

    • @oLii96x
      @oLii96x 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *ben yolo

    • @maanyashukla370
      @maanyashukla370 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Goddamnit Roswitha.

    • @VJBILL1
      @VJBILL1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The best thing to come out of this garbage movie lol

  • @aggressivli
    @aggressivli 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    The aimlessness of the director gets clear with Finns story line.
    He had no purpose in this film, so they send him out to a senseless mission, with an Asian chick just to appeal the Chinese market.
    It gets even worse, because this mission ultimalty leads to the failure of purple hair ladys plan. They brought the codebreaker to the empire, which uncloaked the transport vessels.
    All of this because purple hair lady wasn't talking to po. WHO WAS ACTIVLY ASKING!
    Jesus this movie makes no sense

    • @moonstorm1611
      @moonstorm1611 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      aggressivli ikr, I hate how purple hair lady refuses to communicate just for plot's sake

    • @markedkaiboy4878
      @markedkaiboy4878 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup this show sucks compared to the old trilogy

    • @S00PASTA
      @S00PASTA 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      She doesn't tell poe her plan because eveytime poe is around her in the movie he's either being overly assertive or full on flipping his shit. He's not the leader of the rebellion he's just another soilder and she'd owes him no explanation when he's acting like that. AND ON TOP OF THAT one of the big points of her refusal to communicate is the fact that he disobeyed orders and led most of the fleet on a suicide mission, a plot point they bring up multiple times.
      As for the Finn and rose story arc being pointless, there's a reason for that but I'm sure no one cares to here it anyway. It's disappointing How much blind hate people have thrown at this movie

    • @nodiggity4283
      @nodiggity4283 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      finn and john boyega are shitty characters anyway

    • @kidarke
      @kidarke 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wasn't expecting her to have any plan at all. I found it even more disappointing when her super secret impossible-to-think plan she really didn't want to tell for some reasons was to use the escape shuttle...
      And why the fuck didn't they kamikaze the other smaller ships instead of letting them get blown up.
      Casino scene is there for the kids or a new Disney-World attraction. Anyway it was awful.
      This movie was a goddamn mess. At least it looks pretty.

  • @iwudhavbenurdady9249
    @iwudhavbenurdady9249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Star Wars Episode 9: The search for more money.

    • @hankpymp453
      @hankpymp453 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      nice reference lol XD

    • @hueylongdong347
      @hueylongdong347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Force Awakens The Last Jedi To Search For More Money

  • @heatherkingston6225
    @heatherkingston6225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Luke: trains with a master for a week or so
    First fight with a light saber: fails
    Rey: trains herself
    Second and first fight with a light saber: beats the chosen one and Luke frikin skywalker

    • @Mj4life1230087575
      @Mj4life1230087575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Luke trained for a year and a half on dagobah

    • @ashpetoral
      @ashpetoral 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      rey trained all her life to survive the planet she was in

    • @eliasvsaa
      @eliasvsaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Rey hitting people with a staff compared to Luke training in Dagobah with Yoda and Obi-Wan for an year. Really? She didn’t train at all and mastered jedi mindtricks in the first try, a skill that is very hard to learn for your ordinary jedi. And then she beat kylo in a duel, who was a skilled fighter who had over 10 years of training. TFA and TLJ took place in a time frame of about 1 month and in that period rey basically became a god without any training. If you try to say a 1 week in the islands with luke made rey master of the force you just must be dumb. I have no offence for the actors, most of them were great, but the writing of those movies was awful bc it pretty much destroyed the whole star wars saga

    • @eliasvsaa
      @eliasvsaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is what i do with my life smh

    • @NoName-st2jl
      @NoName-st2jl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ashpetoral staff fighting is different from sword fighting

  • @HOUSEWARMING
    @HOUSEWARMING 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1269

    Let's just call Purple Hair Lady by her real name: Admiral Gender Studies

    • @NobleBruv
      @NobleBruv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You win

    • @SpikeValentine
      @SpikeValentine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah... Sargon already did that.

    • @punkpinksugar
      @punkpinksugar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I just assumed she got lost on her way to the hunger games.

    • @WavyNavy1
      @WavyNavy1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The House Warming lmao

    • @Woopass90
      @Woopass90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where are her Farside glasses?

  • @billybobjo8901
    @billybobjo8901 6 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    "The comedy felt so out of place I felt like I was watching Avengers" THANK FUCK SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT.

    • @Alex-tn3tq
      @Alex-tn3tq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      billy bob jo yeah every time I watch a marvel movie I'll admit some things are funny but too much is forced.

    • @spark9of9creation
      @spark9of9creation 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's Disney, everything they do now has to have this forced comedy

    • @LizardLeliel
      @LizardLeliel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Avengers and Star Wars are both owned by Disney...

    • @Bringthewitt
      @Bringthewitt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When Luke threw the saber over his shoulder, I was expecting a canned sound effect of a cat, or maybe glass shattering. The tone was so up and down it was scary. Avengers humour is being polite, more like cartoon humour.

    • @pleb9622
      @pleb9622 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Finally? People have been saying this

  • @obamabinladen3031
    @obamabinladen3031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    Also Rey has a lightsaber that murdered children. Remember Revenge of the Sith?

    • @salmonmammaries4485
      @salmonmammaries4485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      You’re blaming the gun for the murder

    • @elzar5987
      @elzar5987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ClandestineOstrich it’s mainly the love banter which brings it down, and a lame line here and there.
      But you can’t deny the scene in the opera house and aniken finding out about padme being pregnant were both brilliantly handled with no action.
      This shows what they could achieve with a writer helping Lucus instead of letting him do everything. Is the dialogue distracting? Yes but that doesn’t make it a bad film

    • @tylerredman3582
      @tylerredman3582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well luke used it too.

    • @favianrodriguez1389
      @favianrodriguez1389 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It broke

    • @puggoman902
      @puggoman902 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So did Like have it.

  • @Dirk_diggler97
    @Dirk_diggler97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    Holy shit pewds, you gotta keep doing film reviews.

    • @hogmangrellis3121
      @hogmangrellis3121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But what about the fact that he failed to mention that they went to the casino planet to find the master codebreaker to break into the main ship? Or that Rey DID go through Jedi training on the island so the moving of the rocks was explained in the final bit? Everything else he mentioned was fairly supported though so he gets points for that at least.

    • @SubliminaIMessages
      @SubliminaIMessages 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The Dankest MemeLord we know that the casino shit was explained. The problem is that it went nowhere.
      Rey knowing the Jedi mind trick still doesn’t make sense.

    • @hogmangrellis3121
      @hogmangrellis3121 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      True, true

    • @DeathShark00
      @DeathShark00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +The Dankest MemeLord he means the point of the casino town is pointless as in the codebreaker could have been introduced in like 20000 other ways.

  • @Sam-jo2hq
    @Sam-jo2hq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Star wars rogue one: Stormtrooper gets hit in the leg (full of armor) by a blind man with a stick *dies*
    Random rebel soldier gets shot by laser 6 times : *It's just a scratch let's go*

    • @stefannash2820
      @stefannash2820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thats not how the force works!

    • @casualhamburger9607
      @casualhamburger9607 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Răzvan Petcu still better than the new trilogy lol

    • @Sam-jo2hq
      @Sam-jo2hq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love star wars... but the new ones are a bit.. childish

    • @juno_4492
      @juno_4492 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Răzvan Petcu Rogue One =/= childish

    • @Sam-jo2hq
      @Sam-jo2hq 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meme Of Spider-Man true.. didn't mean rogue one because that actually was really good.. gave logic to the death star's fatal flaw in the original episodes but i mean the last on especially is really kid-like.. i mean in my country it wasn't even subbed in our language , it was dubbed to our language with shitty voice actors so i had to watch it 240p online ..

  • @caseygrimm8704
    @caseygrimm8704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    at the end of "Rise of Skywalker" Rey will wake up, drenched in sweat, on Jakku, and all of the past two movies would've been a dream boom fixed your franchise

    • @ElementVoidX
      @ElementVoidX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hell even Darth Jar Jar using hyper space to warp into Rey's asshole would be a better story.

    • @cookiecrumb1018
      @cookiecrumb1018 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ElementVoidX I'm crying

  • @isacarneng2000
    @isacarneng2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    But why couldn't purple hair lady just set the ship on autopilot and survive???

  • @mrsFisto
    @mrsFisto 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    “The most forgiving fan would still cringe internally in disbelief” AMEN!

    • @ac_master_9759
      @ac_master_9759 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mrsFisto Agreed. I’m a huge starwars fan, and this film was a joke.

  • @UltimmaWarrior
    @UltimmaWarrior 6 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    new jedi super power..... facetime with siblings

    • @ice2xg847
      @ice2xg847 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      well the director threw that theory and everyother theory out the window. rey is a nobody apparently... fkn dissapointment

    • @kyouogo
      @kyouogo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ExcaL Eu That's because they're going to be a couple or at least there's some romantic relationship between the two

    • @shrimp1276
      @shrimp1276 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      im glad her parents turned out to be nobody important. Im not saying this was a good film, but some people just dont want to like something. The same people who complained about the force awakens being too predictable, complain about the last Jedi because it didn't end up being exactly what they predicted. They want surprises, but only the surprises they can predict.

    • @ceilingcat9202
      @ceilingcat9202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually, it's the same thing where ghost obi wan could talk to luke. So it's not an new thing. It takes time to learn how to do it as yoda confirmed in ep3. Rey and kylo were only able to do it because it was Snoke doing it for them. So it's a old power that powerful patient ones were able to do.

    • @jantran5349
      @jantran5349 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +johnmovies Disney magic

  • @twilightskiesx
    @twilightskiesx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    I agree, I totally wouldn't mind if the whole movie focused on Kylo Ren and Rey. Every scene they had was electric and amazing. I loved the scene where Kylo kills Snoke and Rey grabs Anakin's lightsaber and they work together to fight Snoke's red guards. The whole theater cheered when that scene happened and so did I, it was amazing!

    • @KyrynJ
      @KyrynJ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Best part of the movie.

    • @capslockcat9085
      @capslockcat9085 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      twilightx SAME! That scene was amazing! Even though some fanboys were actually mad because Snoke couldn’t even hear the lightsaber moving despite being powerful or some shit. But it was a great scene👏

    • @andrew_h6
      @andrew_h6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      CapslockCat The fact that Snoke just up and died so easily like that ticked me off. We never even knew who he was. What he could do.

    • @3ngan498
      @3ngan498 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah best part especially rey throw a saber to kylo then, click !! OMG that so cool

    • @kfd784
      @kfd784 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      "oooooohhhhh flashy action scene, ray and kylo 5ever!"
      The only thing that scene was missing, was kylo twirling his mustache at the end.

  • @shounnealtlece5885
    @shounnealtlece5885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Every moment of this movie i was thinking "maybe it will get better later on, just a few more minutes" And 2hrs later.... it's over.

    • @falconeer4382
      @falconeer4382 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      thank god it wasn't just me, to be fair there were some good scenes but they were too spaced apart, it become boring in the long run

  • @Cybeq
    @Cybeq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Your Ackbar suggestion is genius.

    • @outurk2002
      @outurk2002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think the whole movie might have been forgiven.....MIGHT.

    • @ReconWo1f
      @ReconWo1f 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      not genius just common sense

  • @billbertthegreat
    @billbertthegreat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1090

    I had to write an essay on a movie review...I used Pewds as a source

    • @wellwellwell4321
      @wellwellwell4321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lol me too my topic is why Disney is ruining Star Wars. (No hate to Star Wars) ROSE IS ONE OF MY MAIN REASONS.

    • @FFContent
      @FFContent 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jackson Carpenter well boi that's why you probably got an A+

    • @billbertthegreat
      @billbertthegreat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Megäblue the funny part is I did, I got a 100%

    • @FFContent
      @FFContent 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jackson Carpenter lol

    • @anishbatki8756
      @anishbatki8756 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Disney is not ruining Star Wars, just reinventing it

  • @colinabbott821
    @colinabbott821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Even most Star Wars fans didn’t like this movie Rotten Tomatoes doesn’t know what they are doing

    • @gnrbiswas7911
      @gnrbiswas7911 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They were the new star wars fan who did the ratings.

  • @andrearohrscheib6541
    @andrearohrscheib6541 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1019

    Pretty much agree with everything you said. I love Star Wars but was very disappointed. Too many “jokes”, irrelevant casino planet scene, hated how they portrayed Luke (not the Luke that we love at all), rey barely had any training, hated the milking the space walrus scene, Rose and Finn ehh, Princess Leia Superman her way back to ship? I’m just disappointed.

    • @riverareyes5408
      @riverareyes5408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Andrea Rohrscheib Agreed. Except Luke milking titties. I loved it...

    • @stanvaksman5651
      @stanvaksman5651 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      The most disappointing thing for me was snoke. I agree with all of your criticisms but snoke could have been the saving grace for this movie and franchise. He was set up as a legitimately great villain, possibly more powerful and ingenious than the emperor... has 2 minutes of screen time and dies the dumbest way possible. We didn’t even get a backstory for him, which for me anyways was the biggest cliff hanger of he last movie.
      Overall terrible plot, terrible characters, forced sjw bullshit, and too many wasted moments that fans of the originals have been hoping for, like Luke’s death.... an imaginary lightsaber battle that leads to him dissolving due to mental fatigue???! Wtf

    • @jessetanner2600
      @jessetanner2600 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andrea Rohrscheib okay, i get all of that was your opinion, but how did you not notice that Leia uses the force? It's so blatenly obvious on how she was the only one to survive the blast and "magically" make her way back to the ship from space. Unless you haven't watched the other movies and didn't realize Luke and Leia were siblings, then you chose a bad movie to start at.

    • @LordParticle
      @LordParticle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DISAPPOINTED!

    • @iandavidsson5674
      @iandavidsson5674 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      the worst was when they had to make Po seem like a complete fool be contriving a situation where he's made to be an idiot because of a brand new character no one cares about who apparently can't share information because she's a woman leader and he's a troublesome man. Good god. What the fuck. We don't want this women's studies bullshit in our Star Wars. Leave that shit at UC Berkeley

  • @lonedrifter9994
    @lonedrifter9994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    The only joke that made me laugh alot was when Chewbacca was cooking one of those penguins and was about to eat it but the other penguins were watching him in horror *LOL*

    • @VrtaeR
      @VrtaeR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Giovann Hernandez Who didn’t? Best scene in the movie in my opinion.

    • @rickycollins7723
      @rickycollins7723 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I laughed a lot, but yeah that scene was the best.

    • @codmicha8593
      @codmicha8593 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah I liked that one too

    • @ChubbyChecker182
      @ChubbyChecker182 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not funny if you are a porg

    • @lonedrifter9994
      @lonedrifter9994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Someone needs to make a Shooting Stars meme with Leia's superman scene xD

  • @MiximumDennis
    @MiximumDennis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1239

    👏M👏O👏V👏I👏E👏 👏R👏E👏V👏I👏E👏W👏

    • @griefwizard
      @griefwizard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      👏

    • @facundoar1212
      @facundoar1212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We👏 need 👏more 👏than 👏10 mins 👏bro😂😂

    • @0kkevv
      @0kkevv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ecks dee

    • @elverguddo4878
      @elverguddo4878 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That might be a good idea

    • @sinisterbun3239
      @sinisterbun3239 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      👏mov
      👏ie
      👏 review

  • @Cortzen90
    @Cortzen90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    can we all agree that the ''Casino scene'' was totally unnecessary?

    • @mahenjayawardana397
      @mahenjayawardana397 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      agreed

    • @Eli-fj3sc
      @Eli-fj3sc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Allibaad Cortzen in some ways probably, but that kid is probably goimg to play a huge part in the next movie

    • @BryndilleYT
      @BryndilleYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It wasn't unnecessary at all. It meant to show the spectator what Finn thinks about the galaxy, and what Rose thinks about it. Then, the hacker shows us that there is no good or bad guy, as there is balance in the force.

    • @alejandroecheverry8560
      @alejandroecheverry8560 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Allibaad Cortzen yes

    • @katelynfiore9409
      @katelynfiore9409 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      BryndilleYT Ehhhh

  • @GotengoCaptain
    @GotengoCaptain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I'm an extremely forgiving fan. I cringe internally in disbelief when I watch this movie.

    • @ThatBunniBoi
      @ThatBunniBoi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. I somehow managed to forgive Jar Jar. But this....... this is really bad.

    • @myrkvir6500
      @myrkvir6500 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you had known the original intention with Jar Jar, you would have thought the character genius. Too bad that never got to happen.
      The new movies however was horrible.

  • @Luke-xi2pq
    @Luke-xi2pq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This is my first PewDiePie video that I watched and I think I am now a lifelong fan already, LMAF!

  • @carlhewlett
    @carlhewlett 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1542

    Thank you for the movie review..... it was...... Very Nice.

    • @hammadshah8993
      @hammadshah8993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You mean "VARY Nice"

    • @n.aclasheryt4802
      @n.aclasheryt4802 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No Vary Nicee

    • @hotstufff7
      @hotstufff7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Felix’s getting back at Disney for sjw his channel confirmed

    • @freakindamnshiki
      @freakindamnshiki 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      it was pretty good

    • @moomin2506
      @moomin2506 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Carl Hewlett very naise

  • @noburu4717
    @noburu4717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Star Wars: The Last Skywalker
    Starring...
    Daisy Ridley as Ma-REY Sue
    John Boyega as Token Man
    Andy Serkis as Darth Gollum
    Adam Driver as Fan Service
    Laura Dern as Captain Feminism
    Carrie Fisher as Mary Poppins
    Mark Hamill as Angry Old Man
    ...and Peter Mayhew as Shampoo Commercial Chewie!

    • @bobafat2082
      @bobafat2082 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      GoldTooth - the Gaming Skeptic lmao, read the whole thing in the 'honest review' voice

    • @brettvv7475
      @brettvv7475 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GoldTooth - the Gaming Skeptic · This was beautiful. Thank you.

    • @__Krystal__
      @__Krystal__ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And Domhnall Gleeson as Stereotypical Disney Villain

    • @ye1088
      @ye1088 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Peter Mayhew doesn’t play Chewbacca

    • @noburu4717
      @noburu4717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He used to.

  • @sweetnuthin
    @sweetnuthin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    pewds is funny most of the time, and this does sound like a joke, but this is an extremely valid criticism and I agree with most of it

    • @Vandheleister
      @Vandheleister 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The entire senate watches Pewdiepie? That's crazy

    • @sweetnuthin
      @sweetnuthin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Richad_from_Gumball uhhh but he is though

    • @sweetnuthin
      @sweetnuthin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Richad_from_Gumball the bro army is disbanded, now floor gang is coming for your head. They will paint the floor with your blood and cover the ceiling with your skin.
      Not that we're a cult or anything
      Also that was a joke
      I'm sorry

    • @jerryne2424
      @jerryne2424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Richad_from_Gumball just don't say it in a public star wars video or post. You'll get bombarded.I don't like ep 8 and 9 but good people who do get too much hate

    • @duck-ew5zs
      @duck-ew5zs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Richad_from_Gumball then maybe, just not say it?

  • @WenBroly
    @WenBroly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Omg.. someone who wasn’t paid off or invited to the premier... a real review by someone with a substantial following... my God I must be dreaming xD

    • @rinder3802
      @rinder3802 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reviewers invited to premiers are extremely strict with there points of views. You'd be surprised

  • @readwithjulez
    @readwithjulez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    This video is funnier than all the jokes in TLJ

  • @inthevoid888
    @inthevoid888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Finn and Rose storyline is completely forced and by the end of the film it wasn't even necessary because that Purple Hair woman had a plan all along and could've spared the conflict and mutiny if she would've told Poe and everybody else the plan from the beginning.

    • @joeman720
      @joeman720 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ziggywashere everyone could have survived, except one, if they didnt go to the casino planet. I cant believe i am saying this, but bring back j j

  • @cesaralvarado1420
    @cesaralvarado1420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    Kiss their sister 🤔hmmmmm where have we seen that before

  • @j-dog7767
    @j-dog7767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I’ve just decided the new movies are no longer canon.

    • @GizmoHey
      @GizmoHey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Way ahead of you man

  • @macithompson7714
    @macithompson7714 6 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    It made me super confused when Leia almost died my brother leaned over to me and whispered "magic grandma powers" and I just kinda died there I was like wait a minute what was the point of the throwing her out the window and almost killing her to just BOOM bring her back

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Marci sprinkles died of disappointment or of laughter?

    • @macithompson7714
      @macithompson7714 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I died of both lol

    • @christopherscotts5797
      @christopherscotts5797 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was emotional manipulation. With Carrie Fisher passing out, people where expecting Leia to be killed.

    • @zacht9447
      @zacht9447 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they should have just let her die there

    • @alara5977
      @alara5977 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      To play with the fans' emotions, what else?

  • @christafarion9
    @christafarion9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Imagine:
    The first order realizes the rebel ship is turning around for a lightspeed ram
    an officer yells "ITS A TRAP"
    as Admiral Ackbar accelerates to lightspeed to obliterate the mega star destroyer

    • @josephcharles4549
      @josephcharles4549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      God dammit, I've been saying this ever since they killed my man Ackbar for some purple haired feminist scum to have her character debut and irrelevant feature on screen.
      To quote Harry Potter "how dare you stand where he stood!"

  • @misusatriyo
    @misusatriyo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Star Wars. Casino. Capitalism.
    Lootbox approved.

    • @m3tonu5
      @m3tonu5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Misu Satriyo Best comment so far

    • @mishavip100
      @mishavip100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Get dem micro-transactions

  • @king_kamz1016
    @king_kamz1016 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Does anyone else feel like the last jedi reminded me of kung fu panda like the way luke just disappears like oogway and luke training kylo ren but goes bad was like the way shifu trained the bad guy in kung fu panda( forgot his name)

    • @TehComs
      @TehComs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i accept this canon

    • @robertkennedy7276
      @robertkennedy7276 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kamil Abdin it’s sad that this is the perfect comparison Star Wars 8 basically Kung Fu Panda I’m fucking dead😂😂😂

    • @Takara8tt
      @Takara8tt 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES

  • @MissPortuga2009
    @MissPortuga2009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Disney talking about capitalism........ AHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @XBullitt16X
      @XBullitt16X 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ikr, disney practically owns half the world's worth in property, products and IPs

    • @backfischritter
      @backfischritter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I still don't get why everybody equals weapon-export with campitalism... is this some kind of american thing ? Cause the trade with weapons was the thing pointed out in this film not capitalism as a whole !

    • @radovankaradzic2926
      @radovankaradzic2926 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sara Ibrahim we all see the hypocrisy Disney

  • @lordpain5270
    @lordpain5270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The Rise of Skywalker Review, we need.

  • @randallfollis9403
    @randallfollis9403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    Even the non star wars fans agree, the new trilogy is a disgrace

  • @Lolinatorishere
    @Lolinatorishere 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Akbar got less screen time than purple hair lady (;-;)

    • @juno_4492
      @juno_4492 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lolinatorishere The actor died so...

    • @alansolo14
      @alansolo14 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meme Of Spider-Man rip

    • @fancyclown3593
      @fancyclown3593 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Meme Of Spider-Man Carrie Fisher died so....

    • @davisparker259
      @davisparker259 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      NOOOOOOO

    • @RunningWithSizzors
      @RunningWithSizzors 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Angelo Giron Carrie Fisher died after filming for the movie ended. Ackbar's va died only two months after filming began :^(

  • @ThatGuyToYourLeft
    @ThatGuyToYourLeft 6 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Finally. An honest review from a person not being paid by Disney

    • @skt8929
      @skt8929 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ThatGuyToYourLeft anymore

    • @JoetrixTV
      @JoetrixTV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ThatGuyToYourLeft omg how did you get a list of Disney’s payroll?!

    • @ThatGuyToYourLeft
      @ThatGuyToYourLeft 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      whpdy sorry I have common sense. It's a condition

    • @jawasstolemydroid4930
      @jawasstolemydroid4930 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My heart sank when I listened to Kevin Smith's review. He cried, and I got the distinct impression it wasn't because the movie was great. I think he was crying into his wallet at all of his Disney bucks.

    • @JeseaGaming
      @JeseaGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      hehehe

  • @voicelesssheep7390
    @voicelesssheep7390 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    You either die a hero, or live forever and destroy all history

    • @kepeb1
      @kepeb1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL. I was trying to figure out the actual message of the movie. I think you put it well.

    • @griffinking8315
      @griffinking8315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actual quote was my favorite quote from the dark knight

    • @voicelesssheep7390
      @voicelesssheep7390 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Griffin King Perfect for this instance, Han Solo and Princess Leia got out when they could.

    • @voicelesssheep7390
      @voicelesssheep7390 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      andres de la vega I think The real brains behind the movie planning realized this and then decided to change the history.

  • @JorraneRei
    @JorraneRei 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1121

    Rey a “strong female character”
    HAHAHAHAHA

    • @borob.5168
      @borob.5168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I could be Mara Jade instead :(

    • @victorcarlossilvavalentim4337
      @victorcarlossilvavalentim4337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Rey suuuuue

    • @remruati4131
      @remruati4131 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Even Anakin Skywalker, who would have been the greatest Force user would have to train for 3 Episodes

    • @zaab-yaoh9302
      @zaab-yaoh9302 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like Rey shes cool and my favorite hero on BF

    • @ironaikau8236
      @ironaikau8236 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      she's strong, she's female and a character

  • @noahschmid5136
    @noahschmid5136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This video just gets better with age

  • @Unchainedmaple888
    @Unchainedmaple888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    3:40 "Fanboys are just complaining that fhe women of the last Jedi are three dimensional characters with conflicts and development" They were fucking cardboard characters and that's an insult to cardboard. Admiral Gender Studies and Rose had zero purpose to the plot and were complete throwaway characters. Rey was extremely close to being cardboard.

    • @PsychonautSaiyan
      @PsychonautSaiyan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Unchainedmaple888 "Admiral Gender studies" holy shit I just died!

    • @mahmam3128
      @mahmam3128 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Psychonaut Saiyan man that scene when she kicked the smoke thingy then escaped 😂😂😂😂

    • @bancibano2555
      @bancibano2555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Considering her strategy to protect the fleet I would question her Admiral status.

    • @takeoffyourblinkers
      @takeoffyourblinkers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Admiral Gender studies"
      Somebody has been watching Sargon :)

    • @Unchainedmaple888
      @Unchainedmaple888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Take Off Your Blinkers lol I love his nicknames for them. Mary Sue, token black guy, diversity hire, emo Ren, and admiral gender studies

  • @senorken491
    @senorken491 6 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Luke is All about The Green Alien Milk

    • @Ojthemighty
      @Ojthemighty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lukes milk brings all the ray to the yard and im like dam right this movie sucks and ray sucks IT ALLLL SUUUUUCKKKS

  • @chames1909
    @chames1909 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    It's sad that this video made me laugh more than starwars did...

    • @BabbleOnComedy
      @BabbleOnComedy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oof, true tho

    • @CanadianDeluxe
      @CanadianDeluxe 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chames wait I thought people were complaining that star wars wasn't supposed to be funny?

    • @chames1909
      @chames1909 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Canadian | CS:GO Betting! The point was it was attempting to make people laugh and didn’t , whether starwars is meant to be a “comedy” or not is a different conversation.

  • @swanop
    @swanop ปีที่แล้ว +4

    wait for him to see the rise of skywalker