Sh%t Southern Women Say In A Hurricane
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Written & Directed by: South Carolina native, Julia Fowler
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Georgia native, Logan Browning
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“Keep eatin them hurricane snacks and you won’t fit in the rescue basket” my childhood!! 😂😂
"DON'T eat those cookies! They're for the hurricane!" You know you are Southern when you hear that! 😂
I know what is meant, but instead I'm imagining a plate set out in the yard or on the roof, like the Hurricane is Santa, lmao
I swear to bob this is the one that made me LOL. My mom said that to me all the time.
Through all of Florence, there were running jokes in my Facebook chat about how many of us still had hurricane snacks.
During Irma, I kept stress eating the junk food. 😂😂 It's so true!
littlenavybrat I heard that during tornado season all through my childhood lmao
If the Waffle House closes, you know it's serious
Ain't that the truth!!!
So true, gal!
Came here to say the same thing. There is actually an unofficial disaster scale based on Waffle House.
I went through Hurricane Michael last October 10, 2018. The Waffle Houses DID close. Yep, it was purty serious.
i don't think waffle house would even close for a nuclear war and fallout. they'd just stoke up a brush fire in the parking lot and keep on cooking. but it is bad when waffle house closes due to shit hitting the fan so to speak.
Omg I nearly lost it at “This thing is gonna blow harder than a hooker at a truck stop.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They only LOOK sweet & innocent, don't they?
Laughed so hard I started coughing!
Me too man! Me too!
My mewmaw just to say that when we had tornado warnings!!!. I live in central Texas. Still lol 😂
My Personal Favorite!....LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
It never fails to make me laugh when she says “up at the Walmart.”
Yeah but it's like all one word, "upattheWalmart"
you are right!
Have they ever seen Matthew McConaughey up at the Walmart? 😉
My daughter said something the other day at her school. HIGH SCHOOL! Like “they got something on sale up at the Walmart!” 😂
Waffle House stays open even in Cat. 4s
When you got to the line, "I need a hurricane snack exchange. I am sick of my food." I burst out laughing. So true!
Margaret Moon same!! 😆😆😆
I just love you all so much ❤️ I miss Uriah Alabama 😇
That's where I cracked up, too!😂
The struggle is real when Publix is closed. 😂
My snacks are always gone in the first 4 hours!
"The ocean is browner than a porta potty at a prune festival." I spit coffee all over my computer screen! ROFLMMFAO!
I died at “milk sandwich”!
you should see new orleans streets after mardi gras
DEAD
I was eating my bagel and when she said that I done spit it out!😂😂😂😂
We had Katrina hit us from the front and Rita hit us from the back one week later. And the proudest moment in my life is when I got a permanent, whole-house generator for my 15th Anniversary!!! Still brings happy tears to my eyes. When I’m feeling low about life, I go stand at the back porch and look at that generator!
Lordy, I remember that year! I had moved to Lafayette from Virginia the year before and the Katrina/Rita sisters were my introduction to all things hurricaine. 😂😂😭😭 Congrats on the generator, because that's just plain awesomeness right there.
You should turn it over ever now and then, don't jes look at it
LOL....priorities!!! ;)
Us too. The ultimate status symbol in southeast Louisiana isn’t what kind of car you have but how big is your generator. If it can run the whole house, now that’s impressive.
Pyewhackett I have a SERIOUSLY awesome generator. It turns itself on for twenty minutes every Monday to keep itself in shape!!!! And it takes less than 30 seconds to come on when the electricity goes out. I wish everyone could have a generator like mine. (And boy do the kids and grandkids show up to stay when the hurricane hits.) l like it better than the diamond ring I got on my 10th anniversary!!!🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
"Pick up some baby wipes so we can wash our parts." 😂😂 That's sound advice!
Gabby Quigley hey I keep baby wipes in the house, in case the water goes out at all times
How about “squishy-bits?”
(I learnt that one from an Army buddy, regarding dealing with similarly hygiene-challenging situations.)
That's sound advice ALL the time, everywhere, lol! You never go wrong with a pack of backup baby wipes in your kit, or even just your purse
I'm tacky to say it y'all, but the quick cleanup with a baby wipe or wet washcloth is a "whore's bath" in terms of necessity! I mean no offense - don't have at me, youtube!
There.... I said what some of y'all are thinking!
@@mestayou7418 It HAS to be a Southern thing, because I heard it called a "trucker's bath."
“Lord I hope it don’t flood the Walmart” I’m dead 😂 i Love how many “up at the Walmart’s” we got in this episode lol 😂😂
'They cancelled church!' run!!
In the Cathoic Church, Mass is NEVER canceled.
Forget that. THEY POSTPONED DEER SEASON!
@@michaellefort6128 I beg to differ. While the priest may always offer the Mass, out here in Iowa during snow season parishes will cancel public services so people don't get hurt trying to get to church.
@@michaellefort6128 was cancelled here when we had our hurricane.
I had to pause the video and laugh at “These surfers don’t have the sense god gave a donkey!!!” I LOVE you guys
Cristy Makes ha! Takes me a moment to figure out This slang.
I know.😂😂😂
They was outa water, so I bought wine! ROFLMBO! 😂 That's my favorite! I love y'all! ♥️♥️
That was every lady in my family - grandmama, mom, sisters, aunts, nieces, cousins, ALL of them.
Barb Keen yess! And that she had a sixer carrier! I didn’t know they had those, we don’t at our liquor stores in Minneapolis.
@@Timetravel1111- lol! But don't y'all drive pick up trucks up there so you can put a kegger in it? (That six pack was a warm up, she probably had more in the car! ) Then in winter, y'all are a bit touched and go out on thee ice to go fishing. With the keg! 😉😜😂
And btw, I just flew out of Minneapolis an hour ago, y'all got a huuuuge airport! Lol
Barb Keen oh yess you flew out just in time, gosh it was cold past two days; more than normal for this early. Autumn 🍂 snowman ⛄️
Yes ice fishing 🎣 but I haven’t been for years. It’s too cold in Jan! Some have big fancy ice fishing “houses”!!
I need the multi-bottle wine holder because it’s going to be along winter. Ha ha!
Bring some warm sunny weather back to Minneapolis.
Yes it’s really nice airport now! We know how to bring all the nice things on the inside- because it’s too cold to go out to shop!
Jody Hakala - you would think we knew how to bring it all inside because it’s too damn hot in the south to go outside.
Lol "Well if you're staying you better tie an ID tag to your toe" and I'm off like a dirty shirt are my favorites 😂
Actually is better to Sharpie your name , DOB and next of kin on your inner arm as they don't sell toe tags at walmart.
@@cherylcarlson3315 lol 😂
i just got flood/hurricane insurance 2 months before florence. best thing i ever did.
Holy guacamole, providential timing right there!
Glad to hear it! My nephew lost everything a few weeks back (Panama city) and I lost everything in Andrew (Homestead)
Nobody likes to pay insurance premiums but flood insurance will save your future if there's a flood. Without it u have to go into debt for years or likely see your whole life style deteriorate. Government programs are only meant to give a little help. Only flood insurance will make you whole.
@@osberto9707 like I always say insurance is a necessary evil. It's better to be over insured then under insured. You may never need it but, it's better to have it and not need it then need it and not have it!
@@deannacrownover3 My daughter and her husband lost both their house and business in Hurricane Charley in 2004 down in Punta Gorda. It was very bad. Luckily, we had a generator and my husband (who had never been through a hurricane) listened to me and even though he was on vacation the week it hit, got everything ready and laid in. Friday, August 13, 2004.
5 gallons of tea is never enough.....LOL
And I'm pretty sure it's against some kind of law to "postpone deer season".......😁😁😁
It is in Montana, for sure.
Ha Ha! It's COFFEE with me! Brew a couple of gallons or so whenever we get gale warnings! Learned to stockpile some of those coffee mate cups around so we can still lighten after the milk ferments! (Then we just pretend it's warm ice-coffee!)
Tell that to the deer! If they're stupid enough to walk in front of a rifle without making sure it's not loaded, too bad.
"Five gallons of tea?"
What are the rest of y'all gonna drink?
Oh gosh. . . Nashville "hurrica-tions" are indeed a thing.
"pray for me i gotta tell my husband they postponed deer season" 😂💀
Lawd knows we need prayers if we ever have to say those words!
Pray for me, I gotta tell my husband they cancelled NASCAR.
As a Florida girl this is too accurate it almost hurts.
@@medusa6429 West central Florida here.
P'cola area here...Survived Ivan with 6 month old triplets at the time!!
Florida is Southern?
Cris Yorke yes it is. Depending on the area but yes.
Tampa Bay area girl here lmao, this is too true. Irma flooded everything and we ain't had power for 3 weeks.
Yeah, Logan’s back! “Bought blew my drawers off! I bought enough toilet paper to wipe for a year! “ Y’all ain’t right. 😂😂
Thank god all the yankees have left town. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
My favorite as well .
Yankee here and loving the snow 🤣
Y'all get the hurricanes we get the blizzards
Lol! We don't need a hurricane to say this. 😂
Happiness is New York (Pennsylvania, Michigan, Massachusetts, etc.) tags heading north on I-95.
"The Pig's outta water." Every Southerner snorted, and every Yankee went - huh?? :D
WhiteTiger333: I have a Piggly Wiggly located at the end of our street. I was shopping with my daughter once down in North Port (which is mostly DY's) and I said something like "well, I get it at The Pig" and this guy that we were walking past yelled out, "I miss shopping there!" I knew he wasn't a local.
Well thank God all the Yankees left town!
I LOVED the washing machine cooler comment!!!! >>> GUILTY
The Photographic Auditor oh.. I am glad you explained 👽 This I thought it was just some safety way to store things when there’s a hurricane.
I wondered if that would work! So do you just fill it with ice & drain it with the spin-cycle when the power comes back on???
Thrashpondo Pons The water's already there...Add detergent/clothes and voila!!!
*voila- a viola is a type of string instrument.
Lily Mortlake Tks...temp brain fart.😜
"thank God it's a hurricane and not snow" is the absolute best line 😂
Laura Krumwiede who wants a milk sandwich lol
Southerners can take a hurricane, but snow will kill us
Jennifer Acrey Now that’s a fact sista !
Yea
I lived in MT for 20 years, now live in LA. I'd still rather have earthquakes than hurricanes!
I have lived in the south all my life. We take hurricanes, tornadoes and snow seriously but we also know that laughter and humor make our lives beautiful. We do sympathize with those in the CA fires. We know what it is like to have whole neighborhood blown away in F5 tornadoes with hundreds of people killed. But humor makes life easier. Please know that southern women “love” our language and we will never let it die. These comments and jokes these ladies say are often from their mothers and grandmothers. Mine are. And I have never felt put down or made to be a “hick” with my accent. Exactly the opposite. As Julia’s other show, “speak southern to me” is entitled, if you speak with proper English, the humor is 100% loved. I have traveled this country and never felt disrespect for “speaking southern” but rather the opposite. Folks love it and try to imitate. Look at the people on the news who never lived in the south who now use y’all as often as I do. Loosen up folks. Life is short. Let humor guide you. If you have never listened to Jeanne Robertson, she is another southern
lady who speaks southern with perfect English. Y’all be sweet now. See ya later and thanks ladies!!
Well bless your heart!
❤
I"m also Southern "by the grace o' God". I've traveled to most parts of the country and am always glad to get back south of the Mason-Dixon where people remember how to be polite to each other. I've definitely been treated like I was a brick short of a load while traveling up north or even ignored altogether. Now I'm fixin to make me some cornbread!
After all these years I finally realized why my momma make us put water in all the tubs 😂
"Generators and Crown" Made me lough out loud
This northerner loves you all! One of your best and by golly if you have enough wine you sure as heck do not need any water!
Jesus turned water to wine- who are we to argue with what he took the time to provide?
Nadine Riley x
Nadine Riley I actually do that .. priorities 🤗
Lets watch gone with the wind. Cant controll my self with that one
Thanks for the shout out to the Cajun Navy. The kids and I enjoyed our evacu-vacation to NOLA during Michael.
Pearls go with everything!
"I gotta tell my husband they postponed deer season." SACRILEGE!!!
"Thank God the yankees are gone." LOL!!! Y'all Ladies are hilarious , Thank you so much!!! As a naturalized citizen of the south, living here for the last 47 years, I get to laugh at both sides. My wife and kids being from Upper Carolina, I get to laugh with because they say and do exactly as y'all do here, But when you throw in the yankee jokes too, I really get to laugh with my family at me!!! Love you Ladies
Hey Jim. Glad to know you have a very good sense of humor.👍 I loved that scene, too, but I'm from NC. I work with a guy from NY and he married a lady from here 30+ years ago (has kids and grandkids now). Anyway, after all those years living here, he still catches heLL from the guys at work. He says when he goes back to NY to visit, they make fun of him too, for sounding too Southern.😆 You just can't win sometimes. I hope you and your family have a great day, sir.
@@TheMick26 Thank you Mick, Yes sir I get the "Where you from" from the people in my hometown in Illinois too, and when I tell them, many don't believe me, LOL 😂. Here in Carolina I don't get asked so much anymore but sometimes I get the "I can tell you're not from here". I just tell them that I'm a half breed and I'm okay as long as they don't say I'm not Southern. LOL.
Thanks for responding Mick, I really enjoy this area of my life and living in the South..
@@Seabeejim133 haha. That's awesome! Well, you've been here almost as long as I have, so I reckon you're one of us now.😆 Thanks for the reply, Jim.✌
Jim Hatch - I get that too, living in Florida for nearly 40 years now. Yet when I go back up to Illinois I get “whew you’ve really picked up quite a Southern accent haven’t you?” Can’t win! 🤣
@@sparkleevenmore9638 Illinois?? Galesburg here!!! Left in 74 and have been in the South ever since, Never will go back. I love the South and especially the people down here, so much that I raised them as southern ladies and gentlemen. How long have you lived in the South??
who hit 'like' before the video started?? lol
Guilty as charged.👍😆
Always, with these gals.
I probably do on all of them.
Shantée Nicole me!!
I shared it as soon as it started.
Y'all, I stayed for Florence on the coast of NC. Y'all tickle me ta'death, I swanie! I will admit that I did tell my youngins not to eat the Hurricane Snacks! Bless yer hearts!
I swanie...I haven't heard that since my grammaw passed. That was her favorite saying. Thanks for the memories.
I have tears running down my face. Growing up in Pensacola I've heard just about every one on these sayings.
Milk sandwich 😂
You forgot, "is the curfew over cause we're outta Dew!?'
😂😂😂.... yesssss .... so true!!!.... I also survived Hugo so no storm much bothers me now 💖💖💖
YES!!!! As soon as I saw "hurricane" in the title I KNEW there had to be a Florida girl!
“Don’t eat those cookies they’re fer the hurricane!” *CHILD WHEN I SAY I CACKLED* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Thank God for my Mom's cotton dress and cold showers. WHEN is that power coming on?"
"Did you get your milk and bread?" NC come hurricanes or snow
"browner than a port a potty at a prune festival!" Ya'll!!!!!!!
I’ve been through many hurricanes in Texas and this video is hilarious
You gals are a hot mess!
The Walmart comments are always my favorite, and so is she
Bless y'all I know some people can't handle humor in trying times but my mama used to say "Well, when you're just hanging around gallows humor is all you got"
Y'all make my whole week when I get to watch a new video!😀😀😀
Thank God it's not snow!! As I sit in Michigan in snow...thank you ladies! I love y'all
I busted up at 'hope this hurricane cleans the neighbor's YARD' and can't stop...
When my family lived in North Africa in the 1970s, we always filled the bathtub & had a bucket ready so that we could flush the commode. Always, because the water went “out” about once a week). You-all brought back my childhood memories!
Ok now do one on snow!!
Snow storms in the south are hilarious.
And fictitious.
Doc Gumbo no they ain’t. Try living in Atlanta when it snows
@@docgumbo4979 I grew up in the mountains of Tennessee and I can tell ya they are not fictitious
Katy Esser Western North Carolina/Appalachia here.
There are many in the south who deal with feet of snow in high elevation
After a flood I screamed out the front door to some neighbors floating down the street on rafts.... you know there’s poop in there. [we have septic tanks]
that's some funny ship!
I'm a guy, and doing what we do best around Southern Ladies, I'm gonna beg,, "Please, pretty please, do more shows"
I have lived through four hurricanes...and have said more that half of those sayin's. I need to go unplug the tub...LOL
Our Walmart’s here in Alma, Arkansas did get flooded with snakes everywhere when it came a gullywasher a few years back!! Never laughed so hard when y’all said “Lord I hope it don’t flood the Walmart!”.
Brandi Hatley Dying laughing right now! “When it came a gullywasher.” 😂 😂 Hilarious! Carolina Girl here, Hugo survivor! Love this video!!!
OMG, i didn't think to look for snakes in my house after Katrina! But none jumped out at me. I believe I'd a died.
"They was out'a water so bought wine." I love you ladies. Thanks.
“I’m just gonna ride it out here.”
“No, I’ma stay here.”
“I ain’t leavin’!”- my family each time alongside tornados 😂
These girls sound like my whole family! Hey from Mobile!
2:41- “I hope this hurricane cleans the neighbor’s yard!” 😂
Do not donate to redcross. Donate to salvation army. We lost our house to Harvey the red cross didn't help a bit, salvation army helped.
Ladies that was awesome as always!!! Thank you for keepin it real!!!
"They were out of water so I bought wine" 😂🤣
Absolutely the best. I do not live in the south but I do believe that I have southern in my soul. Love it love you all! Thank you.
Out of water so I bought some wine... Guess my sister is southern
Y'all crack me up! But you forgot to freeze water jugs to keep the fridge cold.
"Bring me a beer outta the washin machine." Actually heard that before...
Y'all! I've actually said that about the power coming back on! Lol THAT is hilarious! And yea, I love in South Carolina! :)
yall missed one. " Wheres Cantore?"
"Fill up the tub so we can flush the toilet." Never been in a hurricane but I vaguely remember being a little girl and my daddy and mama doing this during one really bad storm. 😂
My dad always said "pi$$!ng like a stud horse on a flat rock!".
🤣😂
My husband says raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Pi $$n, lika Russian race horse!
I've always wondered why we get milk and bread when it storms?🤔
Jetta Hammond Well, we get either powdered, boxed, or canned milk, not fresh-we don’t want to refrigerate it. The kids & babies need milk, adults use it with cereal. As for bread-to make sandwiches! At my house, we always had peanut butter & jelly. Anything you don’t have to refrigerate or cook too much.
@@JaimeDornanLady makes sense to me
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French Toast. Snowmaggedon makes us hungry.
Psychology and economy are both major factors.
Yep, said quite a few those things myself! Y'all are a hoot!
Here's a good one" He hasn't got sense enough to pour piss out of a boot, with instructions on the heel"!
"You keep on eating and you ain't gonna fit in the rescue basket"
OMG y'all used mine I almost cried!!! So awesome!! I know so many that lost everything... I'm sure they needed a smile right now!!!
Hey Julia,
I recommend you do "Sh*t Southern Women say in a tornado" next! 🤣🌪🌪🌦 just sayin'!
"Hope it doesn't flood the Wal-Mart"😂
I LOVE her WM cracks, and she knows just the perfect timing to put them in there!!! LOL!!!
Actually, that's "flood da Wal-Mart"
If my wife sounded like these hags I'd have to leave her. Damn.
Note how Southern women say "The Walmart"
@@ROBYNMARKOW I live in Georgia so it's a given 😂
Y'all made my evening! Thanks Ladies for another great one!! "Get me a beer out of the washer" & "Thank God the Yankees are gone" had me laughing. BTW, I am grateful to have survived several hurricanes.
They forgot;
"I'm more scared than hooker in Church.
Bless his heart...
If common sense were brains he still wouldn't have enough to blow his nose."
You know it's bad if the Waffle House is closed.
LMBO !!!! Love these ladies. I’ve heard 80% of these... Too Funny 😂
To anyone wanting to donate, thank you. I’d just research Red Cross where most of their budget goes to their CEO’s salary and advertising
The whole video is hilarious, as always, but the hooker at a truck stop was my favorite 😆😅😂
Thanks for the laughs!
What's a divorce and a tornado have in common in Arkansas
? Whichever one happens, some poor old boy is gonna loose his trailer.
Oh my goodness I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time 😂😂😂😂😂 , please do more like this! 👍👍💕💕💕
Shit, this was accurate. I heard a good 98% of these when Florence was coming, here, and gone.
love it ladies, and all so true of us southerners
Thank God it's a hurricane and not snow...sounds just like me!!! I've actually said that before! lololol
We got a new trash can blown in the yard during Ike and we kept it. It was a really good trash can.
And the sad thang about it is that every single one of these sayings are truly said down here in the South.....especially(this things gonna blow harder than a Booker at a truck stop) during hurricane/tornado season.😊😁😂😂😂
Ha! That last one! Prayin' girl!!!! Hahahaha!!!
As a hurricane Michael survivor that lives in Panama City, thank you! I needed this giggle!
My friend said “ let’s drink hurricanes during the hurricane!” 2016 Myrtle Beach
As I’m waiting for hurricane Dorian to decide if it’s gonna hit us..... this pops up in my recommend.... so yes I relate to every single one of these 😂
Naomi Anna: Be safe. I don't remember a storm moving as slow as this one. It just really stalled out over the Bahamas. Wherever you may be, I hope it just waves as it passes by out in the water.
"I survived Hugo!" LMAO! I said that like four time over the summer...
I'm not even southern and I'd also just take my Lilly Pulitzer when fleeing!!
I heard and said about half of these this past year
Are y'all hunkered down?