Sh%t Southern Women Say, Episode 5

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  • @TheLivvieLove
    @TheLivvieLove 9 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    "The only culture she'll ever have is a yeast infection" !!!!!! AAAHHHH! XD I'm dying!

  • @fignewton0000
    @fignewton0000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "She's got more issues than better homes and gardens" is definitely going to be added to my repertoire

    • @scottybbadd
      @scottybbadd 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I use more issues than a New York news stand

  • @obiquiet8046
    @obiquiet8046 8 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    Without these videos we would miss half the sales going on up at th' Walmart.

    • @MirandaRights008
      @MirandaRights008 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Now when I think of Walmart chuckle thinking of caskets on sale!

    • @VivKittie32
      @VivKittie32 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Obi Quiet
      This is true.

    • @aasim8
      @aasim8 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sales on already low prices I guess.

    • @sparrowwest9183
      @sparrowwest9183 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wrote to Julia on an email and told her please feel free to use this they got go fuc yourself on sale up to Walmart. She wrote me back and was tickled pink

    • @NativeWarrior88
      @NativeWarrior88 ปีที่แล้ว

      This made me LOL!

  • @emilydowings5024
    @emilydowings5024 9 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    To go with '' The higher the heels, the lower to morals'' THE HIGHER THE HAIR, THE CLOSER TO HEAVEN!!

    • @JLewis-vv5zf
      @JLewis-vv5zf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Tease it to Jesus, y’all!”

    • @catwhisperer9489
      @catwhisperer9489 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...or, "Jack it up to Jesus"!!

  • @ebonidoesart
    @ebonidoesart 8 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    "I brought you in to this world and I can take you out."
    Yall I cant tell yall how much I've heard this

  • @nightmareshift
    @nightmareshift 9 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "She's so dumb, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company." Lol.

  • @zachmorgan891
    @zachmorgan891 9 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    "Honey changing the toilet paper wont cause cancer." lol Need to use that one for my house.

  • @str8outtacostco53
    @str8outtacostco53 9 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    "I done talked all my lipstick off"

  • @ania5378
    @ania5378 9 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I love when Julia gives me all the walmart sales 😂

    • @richandrose6348
      @richandrose6348 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, us too. I think my favorite was when they had coffins on sale! Wahoo!

  • @lorindadaigle8517
    @lorindadaigle8517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Are those your legs or are you riding a chicken"😂😂😂😂

  • @LaurieBrantley
    @LaurieBrantley 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    How about, "I'm gonna smack you clear into next week!" Yeah, I've said that a few times.

  • @josephriley4044
    @josephriley4044 9 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "Are Those Your Legs or Are You Riding A Chicken?" LOL!

  • @Veviselyn
    @Veviselyn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "I brought you into this world and I'll take you out" lord have mercy how many times I heard that growin' up.

  • @deidrestephens8255
    @deidrestephens8255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “I’m so sick I’d have to get better just to die”
    Me too baby.. meeee toooo

  • @wildinfernoninety
    @wildinfernoninety 8 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "Only culture she's seen is a yeast infection...." Spit out coffee so bad now i have to replace the screen.

  • @KLee27533
    @KLee27533 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    yes! my favorite saying (after bless her heart of course!) is "he's so dumb he sits on the tv to watch the couch!" finally someone else uses it!

  • @beverlydyer5959
    @beverlydyer5959 9 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Tuesday, My daughter was buried after a horrific murder. I can't read or watch TV. But these episodes made me laugh so much. Thank you more than you can imagine.

    • @JLewis-vv5zf
      @JLewis-vv5zf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Apparently at least the person that goes by the name “Beverly Dyer”.
      Are there any other obvious-answer questions you’d like to present at this time? If not, let’s move on, shall we?

    • @alexandercove1194
      @alexandercove1194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Beverly, This world here is so temporary and I know you have this knowledge. ...we are all just passing thru...I'm thinking of you and your precious daughter.
      You are very strong to be able to see humor....be good to yourself and be careful to stay safe...you are loved

    • @LadyJay882
      @LadyJay882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Will pray for you. Glad you’ve found something to enjoy right now.

    • @careysharp8340
      @careysharp8340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Praying for you 🌹

    • @777OpHiUcHuS
      @777OpHiUcHuS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bless you!

  • @ccmarcantel
    @ccmarcantel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I done talked all my lipstick off" line put me "on the floor"......great job!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @judybarefoot3595
    @judybarefoot3595 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Feel like I'm right back in Georgia when I watch these.

  • @LexiLeigh96
    @LexiLeigh96 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Put that bow back into your head"
    I remember my momma saying this ALL the time when I was little.

  • @tranurse
    @tranurse 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    or my mom's favorite, "i'm gonna tear you up". that and 'quit being ugly'

    • @mattobermiller5041
      @mattobermiller5041 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You forgot to say it right: It's: "kwee-it bean ug-lay."

  • @Joaosousa_guiana
    @Joaosousa_guiana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm from Brazil and these videos crack me up! I am a translator for the IMB (Southern Baptist) and I've met the best Americans from the South! Love all y'all, y'all!

  • @TacticalXRays
    @TacticalXRays 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    i think the lesson that we learn from this one is "the higher the heels, the lower the morals"

  • @ladybee883
    @ladybee883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Y'all left out the one 'You born in a barn?' when someone leaves the door open, or 'Shut that door! I'm not paying to cool the outside.'

    • @rogue7723
      @rogue7723 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My mom used to say "your maid called in sick today" or "your maid died" when I was a kid and I didn't make my bed.

    • @Delgen1951
      @Delgen1951 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rogue7723 Mom would say "just throw it the ground, No one will care." what she would yell at my youngest sister. once a day at lest.

  • @SuperPVPlover
    @SuperPVPlover 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I always look forward to the Wal Mart jokes

  • @michaelcoei2850
    @michaelcoei2850 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You had me at "Who put worms in my refrigerator?" You ladies are so funny together. I look forward to your next production. Best regards to y'all.

  • @wendylove5926
    @wendylove5926 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Alabama in the house and she's wearing Auburn! Love her, loved this episode and keep them coming! Oh, and cause I was raised right... War Eagle!

    • @karenwest1960
      @karenwest1960 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alabama here Rolllll Tideeee

  • @chezjacque
    @chezjacque 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Lordy, your channel keeps me sane and smiling out here in Crazytown, CA as I sure do miss Dixie! Bless your hearts!

  • @sadlemoncake
    @sadlemoncake 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "i brought you into this world, and i will take you out!" perfect! 👌🏻 thank you.

  • @jamieingels1190
    @jamieingels1190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I'm so sick, id have to get better just to die....."
    That's how I feel every time I start puking.

  • @WeezahBubbs
    @WeezahBubbs 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This channel is a hoot! My family says "Well, it flung a craving on me." After we've been caught eating something good and unhealthy. LOL! Thank you for the giggles!

  • @angelshannona
    @angelshannona 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "You can do just about anything in Panama City for $10" I remember those days! Love you ladies. Have said sooo many of these things. Totally on point. :)

    • @hollyh1693
      @hollyh1693 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Belly button piercing and beer funnels! Good ol days

  • @patiencewashere
    @patiencewashere 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "what in the tarnation"
    my momma says that all the time i about died

  • @iamdaspeed
    @iamdaspeed 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Love the videos... Best part is "hearing" myself in them. :-)

  • @1997toyotalover
    @1997toyotalover 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Much love from North Carolina!

  • @octodude6815
    @octodude6815 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Sweetie, it's not the dress that makes your butt look big."
    X-D
    Sometimes the truth hurts - and sometimes the one it hurts is the one who says it!
    Love y'all - stay Southern!

  • @gabbygray7075
    @gabbygray7075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “I brought you into this world and I will take you out.” I’m screaminnngggg

  • @ReneeandJimmyG
    @ReneeandJimmyG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I swear I could just listen to y'all all day and night bless your hearts!

  • @BUCKLEKNUCKLE62
    @BUCKLEKNUCKLE62 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG why have only just found this channel. I love the way you Southern US folk speak. I'm from Southern England and love everything I've seen and heard about The South. If I had my time again I would have ended up moving to Texas or somewhere down there...

  • @chrismorley3074
    @chrismorley3074 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Fantastic. Has me in Stitches over here in the UK. !!

    • @ardriannetorrance1638
      @ardriannetorrance1638 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chris Morley I ve taught my brother in the UK some of em. Like a well is a hole in the ground and a very deep subject ......

    • @ltcajh
      @ltcajh 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ardrianne Torrance Or, "I'm busier than a three-legged dawg with fleas."

    • @ltcajh
      @ltcajh 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ardrianne Torrance Is that the University of Kentucky?

    • @ardriannetorrance1638
      @ardriannetorrance1638 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      United Kingdom. Step brother but he is closer to me than any blood.

    • @ltcajh
      @ltcajh 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know- I was just kidding. The first time I was in Kentucky I asked my wife what the UK (like a bad taste, yuck) meant?

  • @kaeleenmichelle
    @kaeleenmichelle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Slap a little lipstick on, you'll be fine." The motto.

  • @erickquinterostudent3100
    @erickquinterostudent3100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Holy cow! 🤣 I was rolling on the floor! "Are those your legs or are you riding a chicken?" 😂

  • @fainulllka777
    @fainulllka777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "The sun dont shine on the same dogs tail all the time" - that was deep

  • @VictoriaTalbert_
    @VictoriaTalbert_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Haaaa y'all crack me up all the time I always make the mistake of eating or drinking while watching something funny!!

  • @chlojo9373
    @chlojo9373 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "did your daddy teach you that?" I heard that so much

  • @LadybugsTX
    @LadybugsTX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I'm so hungry my stomach thinks my throat's been cut...

    • @sisi11122
      @sisi11122 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lovevthis Neena Lane

    • @gina8594inga
      @gina8594inga 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My husband says that all the time lol

  • @cmr81
    @cmr81 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Hey Ya'll, all the way from New Zealand, that is the best one yet, that Bama girly, now that is a cute accent.

  • @bmadewell412
    @bmadewell412 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    My mom just looked at me and said "Now, who let her outta the house lookin' like that??"

    • @ladybee883
      @ladybee883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Blaire Madewell: We always say 'that just because it comes in your size does not mean you should wear it', or 'there are some things you shouldn't even walk the dog in.'

  • @annajustinemurray7891
    @annajustinemurray7891 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You gals are fantastic! I stumbled upon your channel after I watched the Hurricane episode! Southern women and Bahamian women (and men) have soooo many sayings that are almost identical! All my Friday plans went out the window cos I can't stop watching! Thank yoooou!

  • @LesYeuxCaillou
    @LesYeuxCaillou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "The only culture that girl will ever have is a yeast infection" DYING OVER HERE

  • @koren139
    @koren139 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I Love it. Im from Mississippi Liberty to be exact the last home of Jerry Clower! And I have just about heard everyone of these sayings my whole life. I'm 38 now so all these are spot on!! Please make more!!

  • @LoyalTideFan
    @LoyalTideFan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Best yet!! I do miss Logan Browning.

  • @shelocsher2396
    @shelocsher2396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I’m so sick I’d have to get better just to die” 🤣 I luv that!

  • @apricotlane74
    @apricotlane74 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This may be my favorite episode so far!

  • @isoldecurry4321
    @isoldecurry4321 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love it, ladies! Awesome and hilarious as always!

  • @calvingifford9442
    @calvingifford9442 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had to stop it - I was laughing/crying so dang hard!

  • @graplepearls1334
    @graplepearls1334 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omg, just love ya'll to pieces! I can't wait 'till the next episode.

  • @laceylu5969
    @laceylu5969 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These Ladies are Absolute Best!
    Too Much like the Truth 😂

  • @jenniferlacrosse2552
    @jenniferlacrosse2552 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ya'll are so gosh dang funny! I haven't heard 1/2 that shit in so long! I been living in Yankee country too long!! Love ya'll & keep up the funny business!! I'm showin' it to everybody! And I was raised in Jacksonville Florida!! WOO-HOO!! GO GATORS!! 🐊🐊🐊🐊

  • @woower487
    @woower487 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I have missed y'all. Good job on number 5, can't wait to see more. When's the book coming out???

  • @ncavlleguy
    @ncavlleguy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Miss Walmart has me every time !

  • @samanthadesigns2
    @samanthadesigns2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I am watching these episode again and remembered one...that I just used tonight...
    "That ain't gonna happen."

  • @Nfields680
    @Nfields680 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Woo-hoo! Alabama in the house! ROLL TIDE!

  • @Idoljunky32
    @Idoljunky32 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just love you ladies!!! Glad to see more episodes!!!

  • @Zapp__Brannigan
    @Zapp__Brannigan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'm so sick, I'd have to get better just to die."
    Holy crap, this is 🤣🤣

  • @tiedyedowl8367
    @tiedyedowl8367 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great as always! Can't wait to see what you come up with next!

  • @ashleighwatson4329
    @ashleighwatson4329 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't believe y'all didn't say "You wan't me to make a casserole!!!" BUT I STILL LOVE THIS! Guilty as charged of all of these!

  • @noogens
    @noogens 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LOVE THESE! Please make more!

  • @MissLisa1970
    @MissLisa1970 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "pull that door to!" LOL JESUS i haven't heard that one in YEARS! i have quite a bit of my Southern still left in me (you can take the girl out of Oklahoma) but that is one phrase i haven't heard since i was a kid.

    • @acuteteacher
      @acuteteacher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm at a loss on some of these. I just thought everybody said that.

  • @debikm
    @debikm 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Another excellent primer in the Way We Talk, down here in the South. These crack me up every time I see one. Y'all make me laugh so hard, I like to popped a gasket!

  • @TheTexasknight
    @TheTexasknight 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I remember when my mom would make a new kind of casserole, my dad would look at it kinda' scared and ask, "Is this tuh' eat, or has it done been eat?"
    If my brother and I were getting too loud in the car during a vacation when he was driving, he'd say, "Y'all'er gettin' diarrhea of the mouth.", or "Let's play the Quiet Game."

    • @catwhisperer9489
      @catwhisperer9489 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I've heard that "tuh eat" one---'cept I've heard "has it done been ett"!!

  • @brentbenoist9514
    @brentbenoist9514 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great work! I think I may have heard most of the lines before from my mother, sister, wife, cousins, grandmother, or aunts.

  • @julieblack5708
    @julieblack5708 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    when the fridge is open at 0:17, I heard, "who put worms in my refridgerator" but the little ketchup packs in the door is what made it southern for me.

  • @kaylabrewer8115
    @kaylabrewer8115 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gurl she nearly made me cry from laughing when she said " if you can leave the house innless than 5 minutes...you shouldn't be leaving the house at all!!!" 😂😂😂

  • @ahthisisgood
    @ahthisisgood 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "stop sittin' around like ya own cotton in Georgia."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @agnesurbaniak8499
    @agnesurbaniak8499 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    have no idea how i ended up here but i love it!

  • @mandydeal1986
    @mandydeal1986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    " Dont tickle the baby you'll make him stutter!" That is my momma too me while I am tickling my babies.

  • @theknob1
    @theknob1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Julia ....you are awesome! NEVER EVER GIVE THIS UP! EVER! Your are a southern woman who talks the talk and walks the walk. I don't know ya personally so I could be challenged on the last part. I love your videos ........ more than my lower level labs and that isn't an easy bar to reach! God I love Southern Women!

  • @krazyj2010
    @krazyj2010 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always look forward to these! I love it when I hear a word or phrase that my family uses. I'm country to the core still yet but I don't really talk like my family does. I love it! :D

  • @tiffycurtis1844
    @tiffycurtis1844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh my lanta gorgia honey bless yalls hearts its like listen to my folks jawn over a spread on sunday fellowship

  • @SequentiallyCompact
    @SequentiallyCompact 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The only real exposure I've had to southerners was in the Corps but that was enough to make this channel all the more awesome.

  • @hanfan26
    @hanfan26 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love y'all's channel so much. Great work I always look forward to any videos y'all make!

  • @libbycampbell4700
    @libbycampbell4700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Are those your legs or are you riding a chicken “? 🤣

  • @FluxionJunction
    @FluxionJunction 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Some of these are comedy gold!! XD

  • @SmoochBoosh
    @SmoochBoosh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Who does your highlights?" Hmmm? Oh my hair just gets like that in the sun! *casual tea sip*

  • @latoyanshal
    @latoyanshal 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol, I'm all tore out of frame!!!!

  • @shanada2432
    @shanada2432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "The only culture that girl will ever have, is a yeast infection." I hollered! LOL

  • @MstangMch4
    @MstangMch4 9 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Oh lawd I just had a flash of brilliance!! Anyone remember a tv show called Designing Women? Julia here could easily play the part Dixie Carter played!! These ladies could easily make an updated version of tv show Designing Women!! LMAO

    • @graplepearls1334
      @graplepearls1334 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MstangMch4 That is an absolutely fantastic idea, love it!

    • @Ibbygirl19
      @Ibbygirl19 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +MstangMch4 I always loved Dixie Carter. She was awesome! :)

    • @BONNYRIGG
      @BONNYRIGG 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      These girls are way funnier!!

    • @jasonmiller3421
      @jasonmiller3421 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I shared a birthday with Dixie Carter. She. Was. Fabulous!

  • @cre8chaos69
    @cre8chaos69 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    HAPPY DAY!!! Thanks for making my Friday even better.

  • @chief_chuffstuff9011
    @chief_chuffstuff9011 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Y'all should do a video with bloopers if y'all have any...

    • @SouthernWomenChannel
      @SouthernWomenChannel  9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      chase bishop Working on assembling that...a time consuming job but working on it.

  • @americano7439
    @americano7439 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All these metaphors and similes are amazing

  • @Hockeyhoney87
    @Hockeyhoney87 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love these!! I say some of the all the time!!!!

  • @911Salvage
    @911Salvage 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "She's so dumb, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company."

  • @LovesSunshine58
    @LovesSunshine58 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great video. Glad you're back I missed you all.

  • @jomerrell
    @jomerrell 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm a Canadian raised in Europe living in the South with a Southern husband for 52 years and for awhile with his Georgia/Alabama parents. I remember years ago going up north to visit my family. My mother was shocked that I sounded so American. I love the South but would never disrespect their people by trying to imitate their expressions, dialects, etc. but some of it just slid in by assimilation. Especially 'sayings' that there ain't no substitute for. ' Bless your Heart' being one I used ALOT up north without anybody being offended. TEE Hee. What I should have explained is that Southern US English is more like old British English than what most people speak today in the rest of this country.

  • @dawnanderson1009
    @dawnanderson1009 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My People! Love it!

  • @arch3088
    @arch3088 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks ladies, you truly brighten my day!

  • @lisaclifford3749
    @lisaclifford3749 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hi Ya'll (reckon that's how you might say it) I'm Australian but live in Italy and I LOVE your accents. Hysterical, thanks for sharing your culture! Lisa

  • @maypoole5854
    @maypoole5854 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wanna live in the South one day and be a proud Southern-style mama (I'm from Australia) and these are like my trainin' videos :')

  • @gilbertkathy
    @gilbertkathy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love these. I'm a Yankee girl, but they bring back my southern mother-in-law. She was a pistol!