Sh%t Southern Women Say, Episode 10

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  • @25447carepear
    @25447carepear 7 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    "She think she something cuz her house ain't on wheels." 😁😁😁Dead!!

    • @Pnt918
      @Pnt918 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It’s what my sister says! Her house IS on wheels! 😱

  • @jledford5644
    @jledford5644 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “Weather fittin’ and the Lord permitten’. I love this one.
    Thank all y’all!

    • @allenbooth5193
      @allenbooth5193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If the Lord's permittin,' the weather don't matter.

  • @beaglesguy
    @beaglesguy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This one's in the running for the funniest yet. "Worry the dirt off a dirt road" - priceless.

  • @allisonjohnson6399
    @allisonjohnson6399 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "I'm gonna scrob your knob!" That was something my mom always said, usually playfully. Haven't heard that in a month of Sundays! :)

  • @bookgirl2
    @bookgirl2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "...donate her body to Tupperware" That one got me good, sugar booger!

  • @bestdressed03
    @bestdressed03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Complaining about having to Breakdown and buy something is definitely southern lol. Love from Texas ❤️

  • @SquizzMe
    @SquizzMe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Giiirrrl, there some things that even Ajax can't clean" haha I'm so using this one.

  • @BeeOstrowsky
    @BeeOstrowsky 7 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    “Your back will feel so much better if you rub some Jack Daniel's on it from the inside” is my wife's new favorite sh%t to say!

    • @SouthernWomenChannel
      @SouthernWomenChannel  7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's my Daddy's favorite saying!

    • @Timetraveler1111MN
      @Timetraveler1111MN 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ben Ostrowsky OK I thought that’s what she said but until I read your comment I wasn’t actually sure! Ha!
      I’m doing this Thanksgiving tomorrow. Does wine work? Red wine has polyphenols and reservatrols which are good for me.

  • @jettahammond2916
    @jettahammond2916 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love these videos especially, "...up at the Wal-Mart" part 😂

  • @simonalbers3477
    @simonalbers3477 7 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    "She's had so much plastic surgery, she could donate her remains to Tupperware" 😂

    • @Timetraveler1111MN
      @Timetraveler1111MN 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simon Albers oh yes this need to be remembered. Ha ha!

    • @RebeccaDziwulski416
      @RebeccaDziwulski416 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s the most savage.

    • @gracecheri997
      @gracecheri997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love you ladies. ✨🌻Hilarious

  • @debivc78
    @debivc78 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I love your videos so much! They make me happier than a fat kid at the Golden Corral.

  • @thomasrichards6245
    @thomasrichards6245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Another great video. One my wife always heard from her mom- "You'd argue with a sign post."

    • @DoniaEcker
      @DoniaEcker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thomas Richards From my mom, it was a fence post!

    • @fidelogos7098
      @fidelogos7098 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i heard it this way, "You'd argue with a stop sign and when it didn't agree with you, you'd throw rocks at it."

  • @averagesavage5180
    @averagesavage5180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Born and raised in south Alabama and y’all had me “ugly laughing” lol love it.

  • @mariawiant449
    @mariawiant449 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Lol! "Her puddin' ain't set...." I love these episodes!

  • @abbystewart2236
    @abbystewart2236 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Y'all are forgetting "I can't win for losing."

  • @constancephipps2165
    @constancephipps2165 7 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Southern saying I haven’t seen on your page. “Good lord willing and the creeks don’t rise “

    • @thecelticcrone7927
      @thecelticcrone7927 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Constance Phipps ...they also forgot...
      Well, I'm just finer than frog fur..
      And of course, the Best way to insult someone while still bein nice...Awwww, Bless Yur heart.
      LOL

    • @tjellis1024
      @tjellis1024 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Cat Momma: we do a mighty lotta "heart blessin' " at my house! 😂😂😂

    • @stefchanel1723
      @stefchanel1723 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's very common and I think they did it on their very first one.

    • @chado3000
      @chado3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Y'all just need ta watch more of they's videos.

    • @97musicaddict
      @97musicaddict 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love that Johnny Cash song

  • @marilynmcintosh3711
    @marilynmcintosh3711 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    This is my Appalachian dialect. Love this channel . y'all sound just like me and my girlfriends at a hen cackling party.

  • @Songbird1226
    @Songbird1226 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    At long last, Tennesseans in the Southern women house!! Thank ya verra much!!!

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Katie Steuart I totally agree!

    • @chado3000
      @chado3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ya, every once in a while they let a yankee in here...

    • @Robconnors7253
      @Robconnors7253 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tennessee isn't in the South

  • @epicsoshi
    @epicsoshi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "I look like a peeled onion with my hair pulled back" had me laughing so dang hard.

    • @innocentoctave
      @innocentoctave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In the UK we call that the Croydon facelift. Kate Moss is literally the only woman in England who can pull it off.

  • @michelleallen5585
    @michelleallen5585 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The Tupperware line was the best!!! I think it can't get any better but y'all are funny as all get out :)

  • @USNVA11
    @USNVA11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Her puddin ain’t set ... lol, that’s a new one for me. I thought I’d heard’em all ... 🤣

  • @douglasweller9709
    @douglasweller9709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If I had the money I would want that Annie Sims to play piano and sing at my funeral. Good stuff!

  • @thomasmorrison5611
    @thomasmorrison5611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Words cannot express how much this makes me laugh. It reminds of all the Texas women in my life.

  • @nevesdarocha
    @nevesdarocha 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm from Arkansas and so far all of your videos are spot on.

  • @virginiapaigelove5307
    @virginiapaigelove5307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Scob your nob." God, I hadn't thought about that in decades! Thank you for bringing back that memory! :)

  • @frankgriffin7562
    @frankgriffin7562 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am a southern burn in Tennessee and now because of a job, stuck in the north. Whenever I need a good smile or feel homesick, I listen to one of you TH-cam videos. Thanks for the smiles

  • @naturenut7695
    @naturenut7695 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great as always!! "The South is hotter than hell threw a screen door!"

  • @berlyn3014
    @berlyn3014 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    These always crack me up. I've either heard or said about 95% of these. It's so funny I had to share with my friend from England.

    • @lsh3rd
      @lsh3rd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Southern England?

    • @kaylafuller8662
      @kaylafuller8662 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am from good old Indiana and I use a lot of these or having family from Kentucky I have heard them used.

  • @chessiesystemrailfanman3741
    @chessiesystemrailfanman3741 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I tell you I would not mind at all escaping New York and moving to the South. I just love these ladies and the way they talk.

    • @kimgarrie7397
      @kimgarrie7397 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chessie System Railfanman we'd love to have you down here.

    • @chessiesystemrailfanman3741
      @chessiesystemrailfanman3741 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kim Garrie; Thank you dear (I mean that respectfully) I would love to visit you. From your selfie pic you are a very pretty lady may I say so :-)

  • @vireyda54
    @vireyda54 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Pretty is as Pretty does. OMG my Grandma said that to me daily

  • @vaboone
    @vaboone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “They got alligator nuggets on sale up at the Walmart”.....I laughed so hard I spit, good thing I was sitting on the porch 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jacksonvilletaxman1
      @jacksonvilletaxman1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It aint a video without Julkia plugging something up at the Wal Mart

  • @87Wayne
    @87Wayne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Another great one. As a Georgia born Southern Boy, I can say you speak MY language!

  • @angelacarlton4029
    @angelacarlton4029 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I'm busier than a moth in a mitten" is my new favorite phrase. We should all aspire to be so busy.

  • @SquizzMe
    @SquizzMe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park LOL

  • @lscblackwell9202
    @lscblackwell9202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My great grandma ALWAYS told me that “Pretty is as pretty does!”. I didn’t appreciate that until I became an adult! The rest of this sh*t just cracks me up! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kathyhire4305
    @kathyhire4305 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    LOVE seeing some Tennessee beauties on your channel! Merry Christmas y’all! 😍

  • @n3Cr0ManCeD
    @n3Cr0ManCeD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was born, raised and live in the north but I have to say I love the south, it's people, their food and especially the things they say. Kudos for the great channel. I subscribed for the times I need a chuckle. (Every day)

  • @TheMick26
    @TheMick26 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Day off from work and started it off right with some fine Southern Women!🙌 Y'all had me and the wife rollin' this mornin'!😂😂😂 Have a great weekend, ladies.

  • @pvtstock11
    @pvtstock11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best one in a few!! Love it!!

  • @Gothamfan-je6sl
    @Gothamfan-je6sl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "It's coming up a gully washer." Heard that one many, many, many, times before!!

    • @chado3000
      @chado3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a turd floater out there.

    • @susangrande8142
      @susangrande8142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I got “frog strangler” from my grandma. Her mama was born in Oklahoma.

    • @wrenty1
      @wrenty1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's raining like a cow peein on a flat rock. I am from Bama and this is a common saying.

    • @2anthro
      @2anthro ปีที่แล้ว

      Stump floater.

  • @metubegirl01
    @metubegirl01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Julia, on saying I've never heard you say was one my mother (4th generation Pensacola) delighted in.... " If you can't go somewhere and look just as good, if not better than everyone else, just stay home. --Peggy C. Freeman

  • @1BulldogBob
    @1BulldogBob 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This stuff is funnier than all git-out!

  • @jleetxgirl
    @jleetxgirl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'd sooner eat a bug than miss an episode of Southern Women Channel!
    I'm gonna cut a trail over to buy the new book!, can't wait

  • @Thomas828
    @Thomas828 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    And hey y'all from Ireland! I love your videos!

  • @sunshineanderson8154
    @sunshineanderson8154 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Boy Howdy! I tell you What! That was funnier than a hen settin' on a golf ball.

  • @karlarichards4015
    @karlarichards4015 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I am always so excited when y'all post new videos! Thanks ladies for always putting a smile on my face! God bless you and yours!

  • @gretchenbarr1578
    @gretchenbarr1578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't believe she said that in mixed company !! 🤣

  • @tnjennjenn707
    @tnjennjenn707 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Yes finally some Tennessee natives! Go Vols!

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Orange is NOT the state color.

  • @LegionIvory
    @LegionIvory 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I may be a proud Yankee, but I love these videos.

  • @honda197056
    @honda197056 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Great work ladies, happy to see some Tennessee ladies on the show. Keep em' coming and loads of love to all them fine southern ladies out there. Also that dislike must be a damn Yankee.

    • @honda197056
      @honda197056 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jacqueline Benson sorry if you don't like my damn Yankee joke. It was only in good fun. Don't you think calling my comment ignorant is a bit harsh? Well, anyway bless your heart.

    • @DRake-jt2zs
      @DRake-jt2zs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We Yankees prefer to be called southerly challenged :)

    • @candyluna2929
      @candyluna2929 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      honda197056 I am Yankee traitor lol

    • @Intellectualrigor
      @Intellectualrigor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@eveshaulis2362, that's because Pittsburgh is part of Appalachia. We're somewhat similar.

  • @lauralearningeverything5821
    @lauralearningeverything5821 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Girl, you know I'm buying this book.

  • @janebuchanan8056
    @janebuchanan8056 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Scob your knob! Haven't heard that in years! I'm tearing up...

  • @rustyshackleford3263
    @rustyshackleford3263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This Canadian is definitely gonna visit the south just to hear more of this live.

  • @kelvin869
    @kelvin869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Always loved that Southern accent. We Aussies have turns of phrase for everything too.

    • @FrostedSeagull
      @FrostedSeagull 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like " fair suck of the sav" ?

  • @RedcoatsReturn
    @RedcoatsReturn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Those southern Belles are sooo cute with their country expressions! Yass Sir!

  • @fwrcaster
    @fwrcaster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Annie Simms Bless your pea pickin' HEART!

  • @markbenton1231
    @markbenton1231 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Christmas came early. Another outstanding video. Love all of y'all.

  • @sillysimone2000
    @sillysimone2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you. This will get me through finals week. Thank you.

  • @sparrowwest9183
    @sparrowwest9183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good gracious. I have sat in a boat on land and drank beer with my friends. I love this channel

  • @roseco581
    @roseco581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "He's out spotlighting" NEVER EVER SAY THAT IN PUBLIC!

  • @scbt6109
    @scbt6109 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love it ladies!!! Glad you're back!!

  • @nf3704
    @nf3704 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Look forward to these! Y’all always hit the nail on the head with these sayings and I love the guests y’all been having

  • @teriross3779
    @teriross3779 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Dag-nabit he's drunker than Cooter Brown."
    "She thinks her sh*t don't stink"
    "Kiss my grits"

  • @lucnchuc824
    @lucnchuc824 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love the singing!

  • @JJSoileau
    @JJSoileau 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Well hell in a handcart I thought you girls would never make another video... Lord Bless yall I love you.

  • @michaelcoei2850
    @michaelcoei2850 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Y'all made my night. Glad to see ya back.

  • @kendraa7013
    @kendraa7013 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have no idea what any of this means, but this was fantastic 😂😂

  • @7Steveski
    @7Steveski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What a friend we have in Jesus!

  • @chatarashackelford5931
    @chatarashackelford5931 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bless y'all's hearts, it's bout time you ladies brought some good ole Tennessee women on the show! I was bout tempted to send in an audition tape! Great work, ladies! Really enjoy watching!

  • @jim8045
    @jim8045 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You ladies are the best. I live in Knoxville and that "They're from the wrong side of the river" comment rings so true.

  • @libbypatton3199
    @libbypatton3199 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This may be my favorite episode yet!!

  • @iltc9734
    @iltc9734 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know if I am in love, or just addicted...these videos are so refreshing.

  • @cnrblog2660
    @cnrblog2660 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Omg a new one! So good to wake up to this! Going to have a good day for sure 🤗💖 You ladies should do a Christmas edition!🎄

    • @chado3000
      @chado3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aint you the sweetheart ;)

  • @nikkid2634
    @nikkid2634 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love this series with all my heart!!!

  • @Pnt918
    @Pnt918 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    “I’m so hungry I could eat a buzzards ass deep fried in kerosene “ OMG I just spewed my coffee all over my pit bull! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @motownkittys68
      @motownkittys68 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was funny.
      I quote these videos all the time!

    • @idiot-983
      @idiot-983 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I blew beer out my nose when I heard that one.

    • @regenmeister9646
      @regenmeister9646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's like Aussie saying .... I'm so hungry I could eat the crotch out of a rag doll

    • @itstoearly9499
      @itstoearly9499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Poor pit bull lmao 😭😭😭

  • @jenniferparker50
    @jenniferparker50 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you, Miss lovely Aisha Atkins..watching these play off games I been sayin' "You better tighten up, Titans!"
    And Miss Annie Sims..I love when you narrow your eyes and say, " That boy is from the wrong side of the river."
    All the best..

  • @IrishAngelClover
    @IrishAngelClover 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just woke up! Good mornin' from Kentucky.

    • @chado3000
      @chado3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      DFW says hi

  • @erikjromano
    @erikjromano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "I got to Googlin' and I figured it out."

  • @kaeleyashley925
    @kaeleyashley925 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I got a funny cousin story. I’m currently a senior in college, elementary education major, so I’m working on finishing up my third Practicum experience before internship this fall. We sat down at the Presidents’ Day program on my second day there, and my cooperating teacher says “So JM is your Granddaddy?” I admit, I was a little freaked out. His Granddaddy and my Granddaddy were first cousins! Y’all I got randomly placed in a classroom with my 3rd cousin! 😅🙃🙃

  • @kevinadams4189
    @kevinadams4189 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    How did y'all record this with a straight face???
    This episode had me in tears from laughing so hard!!!

  • @cathycole9638
    @cathycole9638 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love the Southern in women!

  • @AriesBaller14
    @AriesBaller14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love y'all so daggum much!!! Please keep the videos a'comin'!

  • @RezPlease
    @RezPlease 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I always love these!

  • @brain56
    @brain56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:02 - "We got the hogwire up."
    That's the sexiest thing I've ever heard.

  • @massacmongo995
    @massacmongo995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Makes me feel at home .When I was a teenager and would mention a classmate my Grandma would run the family back 3 or 4 generations ... usually to a horse thief or a shiner .... bless their hearts .

  • @HosCreates
    @HosCreates 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Tupperware one 😂🤣😁😄! I love the black lady bring her back more!

  • @swmorse1
    @swmorse1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    great ones!

  • @RedRoosterParty
    @RedRoosterParty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I'm so hungry I could eat a buzzard's ass deep fried in kerosene!" I like to died laughing so hard...

  • @seldonwright4345
    @seldonwright4345 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just binge watched some of these. Love it

  • @mtrotter325
    @mtrotter325 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Done learned me some new sayins. Thank ya

  • @ConstantCompanion
    @ConstantCompanion 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love you ladies to pieces!

  • @sweesuri7760
    @sweesuri7760 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    After soooo many watches I still chuckle and then end up tickling my gizzard. Thanks

  • @SheWookie
    @SheWookie 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sooo funny. I also love the painting/pic of what looks like a stormy ocean in the background towards the beginning.

  • @rb.wilson3647
    @rb.wilson3647 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Definitely getting your book!! 😍

  • @reverendmary-catherineryan2552
    @reverendmary-catherineryan2552 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I absolutely love these! Y'all talk just like me and my kin, except where I live now I get ask to explain what I just said, or " That's so Cute, you must be from the South!" LOL

  • @elizabethgatsby3442
    @elizabethgatsby3442 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I always love when y'all update, I can't wait for your book!

  • @TechieTard
    @TechieTard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    HAHAHA, Gator nuggets and the WallmAARRtt!!

  • @lisamarie8127
    @lisamarie8127 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I loovvvve these episodes

  • @lgeubs
    @lgeubs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One unique southern expression: if you ask whether you could possibly do something, the answer may be, "You might could." You might be able to, it might be possible -- but "you might could" is very succinct.

  • @canaanlilli
    @canaanlilli 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I LOVE the Peter Rabbit Pillow!!!