What If Titanoboa Snake Didn't Go Extinct?

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  • @the_names_kai2609
    @the_names_kai2609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17920

    Legend has it, our parents had to wrestle these monsters... in the snow... for 4 miles... without clothes... with frostbite... to get to school.

    • @kdawg7988
      @kdawg7988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      never heard this one before

    • @commentyouraddress
      @commentyouraddress 3 ปีที่แล้ว +867

      both ways up the hill

    • @Morningstar_37
      @Morningstar_37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +665

      while paddling in a boat

    • @thatdisneygirl4931
      @thatdisneygirl4931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +626

      While finding food for their family

    • @Chas3Th3W1nd
      @Chas3Th3W1nd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +469

      While fighting armies

  • @on1yone
    @on1yone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34082

    To viewers from the future, this is what people in quarantine are watching

  • @HPY07
    @HPY07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8549

    Apparently, our ancestors would have to go through this pain and surviving from these monsters in order to go school and attend their classes.

    • @snorlax9409
      @snorlax9409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      And if we all don’t go to school, we would be living the same way our ancestors once lived. I wonder what’s harder, studying or competing against tiger and lions for food?

    • @banrajanand7983
      @banrajanand7983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@snorlax9409 definitely actually surviving cause we were never competitors to tigers and lions or other monthers that lived back then XD we defended ourselfs against them but I do believe humans ESPECIALLY EARLY HUMANS who didn't group in massive enough groups would hunt smaller animals, kill them, eat them and find shelter. I also don't think they stayed in one place due to potential drop in animals and being discovered by predators so Constantly moving, Looking for food and making sure you survive is harder then suffering through math but still being able to have a bed you can sleep on and food you can eat.

    • @heyokaikaggen6288
      @heyokaikaggen6288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      in the snow...

    • @certefiedbruhmoment_yt2410
      @certefiedbruhmoment_yt2410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I randomly picked this creature to study in 4th grade 3 years later this gets recommended

    • @millerosborne5936
      @millerosborne5936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s false

  • @intothelight4895
    @intothelight4895 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    I'm a native of Borneo island and it's a norm for us hearing the story of a giant snake as big as the trunk of a coconut tree being found by our local hunters in a remote jungle.

    • @Brody9592
      @Brody9592 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Ok, but its not Titanoboa. They’ve been extinct 50+ million years

    • @chains_of_heaven
      @chains_of_heaven 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@Brody9592 Duh. We can imagine better how enormous Titanoboas would be if a modern snake could be as thick as a coconut tree trunk.

  • @ab-15188
    @ab-15188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5580

    Titanboa: *exist*
    _GUCCI want to know your location_
    _Louis Vuitton want to know your location_
    _YSL want to know your location_
    _MK want to know your location_
    Also Titanboa: *Mamba out*

  • @Luke-jo4to
    @Luke-jo4to 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29472

    Let’s be real, these mega predators would be hunted to extinction is 5 seconds. No way humans let them keep hanging around

    • @Plettt
      @Plettt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1972

      I can imagine the entire world just hunting for these *a10 noises*

    • @bhavanaalapati6771
      @bhavanaalapati6771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +717

      @Earth Thank you, mama Earth for choosing us to them jk hahaha

    • @msmrzedme
      @msmrzedme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1496

      If it appears in china they'll eat it already
      No offense doe

    • @euphrasiepolly5575
      @euphrasiepolly5575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +796

      @@msmrzedme How does that not cause offense though? I know it's a joke, but that's just low dude.

    • @bhavanaalapati6771
      @bhavanaalapati6771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @Earth now that's scary hahaha

  • @guhh8792
    @guhh8792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18807

    when you realise life back then was a dark souls game

  • @lightpawshird
    @lightpawshird ปีที่แล้ว +130

    You need more than temperature to bring back conditions that allowed them to be so large, Our current atmosphere is not as oxygenated as it once was.

  • @alberteinstein5666
    @alberteinstein5666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142060

    Let’s be real here the Titanoboa would probably live in Australia

    • @akivak4660
      @akivak4660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7222

      Albert Einstein I doubt. It was not venomous.

    • @therealderpgaming9369
      @therealderpgaming9369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14549

      Australia is just where lucifer keeps all his pets

    • @95Ruthless
      @95Ruthless 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4681

      It sucks to have to live in Australia for me then.

    • @hiromitanaka1997
      @hiromitanaka1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2602

      Or probably Malaysia cuz I live there and it’s upper hot I wouldn’t even wanna go out and play with my friends

    • @moss8074
      @moss8074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1083

      Albert Einstein just being realistic here

  • @displaydgallery
    @displaydgallery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27837

    I’m already scared of a flying cockroach

    • @amalj7724
      @amalj7724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2563

      I'm scared Even when it's not flying

    • @doge_gaming1953
      @doge_gaming1953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +771

      SAME WHY DON'T CHINESE PEOPLE EAT COCKROACHES

    • @andreifedax5671
      @andreifedax5671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Lmao haha

    • @lynn737
      @lynn737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +819

      @@doge_gaming1953 wait umm thats kinda offensive...

    • @ruryumi
      @ruryumi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      same bruh

  • @Sam-vs2vw
    @Sam-vs2vw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8672

    What if Titaniboa didn't go extinct?
    Head news: Florida man tries to attack a Titanoboa after doing 10 push-ups

    • @anubhav7558
      @anubhav7558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      LoL 🤣

    • @nandysg
      @nandysg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @justsomerandomguy1361
      @justsomerandomguy1361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @theinvisibledude1141
      @theinvisibledude1141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Chances are Florida man would win

    • @isaiahjones1249
      @isaiahjones1249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😂😂😂😂👍👌🔥

  • @JayB2
    @JayB2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    There were MANY huge creatures a long time ago. The Sarcosuchus crocodile was over 40 ft long & weighted 8 tons. And also lived during the time of this very hot climate.

    • @manganerd_69
      @manganerd_69 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sarcosuchus has been downsize, while the biggest found can grow up to 40 ft long, the avarage is just about 30 to 35+ ft

    • @williamthompson5012
      @williamthompson5012 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@manganerd_69 oh yeah just about 30-35ft nothing major could take him out with my hands behind my back😂

  • @baconabacnoanvanbaconavaba1446
    @baconabacnoanvanbaconavaba1446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8984

    If Titanaboa existed now
    'Introducing a range of leather handbags and other products made out of pure Titanaboa skin starting at only $10000.

  • @jamesharrison6463
    @jamesharrison6463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4155

    Why is no one talking about how big the snakes eggs would be ?

    • @shubhro1347
      @shubhro1347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      You got a nice question there😂😂

    • @lustrals1273
      @lustrals1273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      then there would be a huge pan too, since humans are gonna cook it

    • @troll2637
      @troll2637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Then get boavirus.

    • @yoobrimwithnoyanki8020
      @yoobrimwithnoyanki8020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@troll2637 yo mama

    • @pxrisxiv
      @pxrisxiv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      If the titanaboa is apart of the boa constrictor family they wouldn't lay eggs, boas give live births.

  • @RajarshiDeb100
    @RajarshiDeb100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15235

    Titanoboa: we can make species go extinct, we can destroy ecosystem...
    Humans: Thanks, but we already got that covered.

  • @ellalouisejones1497
    @ellalouisejones1497 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Not me waking up at half 3am after having a nightmare about being eaten by a huge snake. Now I’m watching this. Now I’m scaring myself even more. Very smart of me…

  • @mang520
    @mang520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10372

    "Titanoboa's length reached 13 meters."
    "What's that in American units?"
    "2.3 giraffes."

    • @cdragon7583
      @cdragon7583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      ...

    • @notnoobie338
      @notnoobie338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1124

      americans will use anything except the standard system

    • @cdragon7583
      @cdragon7583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +423

      @@notnoobie338 as an American I can agree

    • @largedrinker
      @largedrinker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@cdragon7583 Same fam.

    • @mrsd2950
      @mrsd2950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      @@notnoobie338 you'll never even realize how badly I wish we were taught what the rest of the world was. Ill look at my husband and be like "whats that equal in the bullshit I understand?!"

  • @Devil_pie
    @Devil_pie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3883

    Are these one of the animals my grandparents fought while on the way to school?

    • @harrystiles9989
      @harrystiles9989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      LMAO typical grandparents' stories.

    • @user-iz2uu3cb6u
      @user-iz2uu3cb6u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      My dad had to go throughcthe amazon and across 3 countries walking with no water and no sleep to get tp school

    • @Aryeed
      @Aryeed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@user-iz2uu3cb6u lol

    • @Only4Vale
      @Only4Vale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      IMAO- 😭💀💀

    • @tubakhalid5222
      @tubakhalid5222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hahahahaha yessss

  • @agonys.embrace
    @agonys.embrace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12933

    I can almost 100% guarantee that if Titanoboa still existed, _somebody_ in the reptile hobby would still try to keep and breed it.

    • @Tsekerynic
      @Tsekerynic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      Yeah I'd get one for my sister

    • @agonys.embrace
      @agonys.embrace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +467

      @@Tsekerynic Coming to the conclusion that reptile keepers are just built different, lol.

    • @valatiea7416
      @valatiea7416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      2022 is closewww

    • @boyinparentheses4911
      @boyinparentheses4911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Oh for sure. No doubt.

    • @orionbelt8420
      @orionbelt8420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed.. and sell it in a burger for added taste lol !!! ROFLOL ... Meanwhile... Kong went Apeshit and stretched the boas neck !! .. However .. Since We All Frikkin Know What Types Of Apes & Rats Live In The Hoogahh Boogahh Countries, Well, Logic Demands That It'd Feed The Frikkin Boa In the First Place, Right ??... Hey, Dont Knock My Idea, It'll Get Rid Of The Dammed Frikkin Breeds In Next To No Time... And Save The Rest Of Us having Them In Our Countries Moaning like rats and breeding worse...
      So , Whatcha Reackon NeonPink ??...

  • @maxerton
    @maxerton 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    Thanks for making this video, my grandpa told me about having to fight 5 of these giant snakes, up a mountain, in the snow, in the 300° F sun, barefoot and studying for his math test at the same time.

    • @hassassinator8858
      @hassassinator8858 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Snow in 300 degrees 🏴‍☠️

    • @Sheena7625
      @Sheena7625 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂 Best Comment Ever!

    • @Starlightsoul6700
      @Starlightsoul6700 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂lmao

  • @darklatte561
    @darklatte561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4042

    What's scary is that we will never know the titanaboa's true size nor if the fossil we have of it was a fully grown adult specimen.

    • @Twak08
      @Twak08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +544

      Imagine if that one was just a baby after it was born and didnt survive

    • @krivjeto
      @krivjeto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      @@Twak08 it is normal to be bigger than today,food back than was bigger everything was bigger,the cats was bigger...
      Everyone afraid from snakes but the ultimate hunters are the cats... They just look so sweet and lovely but a sabertooth is big enought to handle this snake and way too fast for it!

    • @karteekkrishna1722
      @karteekkrishna1722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@krivjeto sabertooth can handle titanaboa? 🤣🤣 What r u smoking bro?

    • @krivjeto
      @krivjeto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@karteekkrishna1722 I wanted to say siberian tiger,but sabertooth also can eat it.
      I mean jaguars eats anacondas and they are not even close to biggest cats,siberian tigers eat bears...Sabertooth is extinct but it was eating mamooths... And actually everything in his vincity.
      Cats,the ultimate predetors!
      You know that small tigers play whit snakes all the time because they are too fast,so their agility combined whit their brute force make titanboa just a meal...

    • @karteekkrishna1722
      @karteekkrishna1722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@krivjeto siberian tigers eats bears? 🤣🤣🤣, Definitely you have some awesome sense of humour bro, brown or black fcuks a siberian and we don't even need to talk about polar bear, sabertooth wouldn't even stand a fcuking chance against a mammoth and with titanaboa size no way any cat is capable of taking it down, I don't want to waste my time here, since i can understand from your comments, you are just fan boying cats in reality they can't even do shit against the ones you mentioned.

  • @tiktokaddict5867
    @tiktokaddict5867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8666

    It's just easy, bring a camera with you and record it. The cameraman never dies

    • @mypfpismorebeautifulthanur4876
      @mypfpismorebeautifulthanur4876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      A cameraman is a legend✌️

    • @ryangaming9659
      @ryangaming9659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That joke is not funny anymore because it is cringey and overrated

    • @mypfpismorebeautifulthanur4876
      @mypfpismorebeautifulthanur4876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      @@ryangaming9659 i don't understand how it's cringey?

    • @tiktokaddict5867
      @tiktokaddict5867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      @@ryangaming9659 if it's cringey for you then it's fine. I still find it funny tho

    • @bharti5547
      @bharti5547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@ryangaming9659 then ignore it.. that's not much difficult, is it?

  • @WeViralVids
    @WeViralVids 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8631

    my mans still giving 2020 ideas 🤦‍♂️

    • @traybaby2351
      @traybaby2351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      🤣🤣🤣 we dead asf the government bout to kills our asses

    • @jl2k873
      @jl2k873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      tray baby23 fr

    • @sl3zee108
      @sl3zee108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      tray baby23 y

    • @ishmaliqbal3652
      @ishmaliqbal3652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hahahaha yeah they are😂😂🤣🤣

    • @Reaper8243.
      @Reaper8243. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      tray baby23 h bin jujibb

  • @Skybr328
    @Skybr328 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Note to self: If you ever go back in time to ancient animal times BRING A SHEILD THAT CAN WITHSTAND ANYTHING!!!

    • @ukiy01
      @ukiy01 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Basically Minecraft shield

    • @deenahill8885
      @deenahill8885 ปีที่แล้ว

      @bluffgg LOL😂😂😂😂

  • @noone-gi3dq
    @noone-gi3dq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4530

    Imagine if this was in australia, the australians would prolly ride it

    • @yourlocalpansexual9229
      @yourlocalpansexual9229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      LMFAO MY MOM HAS AN AUSTRALIAN FRIEND AND I ASKED HIM THIS QUESTION AND HE SAID YES

    • @seldamz515
      @seldamz515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      May i know why people keep talking about australia?

    • @minasclone6326
      @minasclone6326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@seldamz515 because crocs and snakes are common there, to the point they frequently visits ppls home 😂

    • @pratikroy227
      @pratikroy227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @Luke Skywalker Not something I would like to ride in my free time.

    • @likiliki09
      @likiliki09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@minasclone6326 they even have vents so if they get in they can get out so they dont have to chase it around

  • @Faze-2
    @Faze-2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3075

    Some dude with a ponytail would have this as a pet in Florida and then release it

  • @shaksiyat
    @shaksiyat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12377

    "Titanoboa is two girraffes tall" like I would know how tall a giraffe is...

    • @chuuchuutrain1715
      @chuuchuutrain1715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +533

      @Solo Q a giraffe can’t be that tall because then I am taller then it 💀

    • @julesmoran2980
      @julesmoran2980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @Solo Q lmaooo noooo

    • @teegee2690
      @teegee2690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Two shaq's

    • @darshankumarsahoo194
      @darshankumarsahoo194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @Solo Q that is 18 feet tall

    • @birdiestrings
      @birdiestrings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Solo Q yup

  • @Jr_Scientist
    @Jr_Scientist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The only 1 channel everyone watch without skipping 👊💥....

  • @borreyveslawrencep.6511
    @borreyveslawrencep.6511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2202

    after millions of years...
    Living organisms on Earth: What if Humans Didn't Go Extinct?

    • @ankitakshi9396
      @ankitakshi9396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Good idea for video ...but... scary

    • @KK-icecreamkitkat
      @KK-icecreamkitkat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Who’s making the video? 😱

    • @kriss204
      @kriss204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      the other organisms will probably go extinct

    • @trillsam7726
      @trillsam7726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@kriss204 if we go they go out with us

    • @shamsudheenm.a4859
      @shamsudheenm.a4859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Garbage would take over the world

  • @xtezerjx9573
    @xtezerjx9573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4849

    Him: What if titanoba still existed??
    2020: Say no more!!

    • @wellplyd8110
      @wellplyd8110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Nonononononononononononononononono

    • @Artist_of_Imagination
      @Artist_of_Imagination 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      This is seriously not okee dokee

    • @aaaaaa-sw3ds
      @aaaaaa-sw3ds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @aaaaaa-sw3ds
      @aaaaaa-sw3ds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      HAHAHAHAHA UNDERRATED COMMENR XD

    • @sakshimhatre5139
      @sakshimhatre5139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Stop giving 2020 ideas

  • @B52wegotarunner
    @B52wegotarunner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3334

    Titanoboa : exists
    Australians: I’ve seen this one before

  • @nastyjayin
    @nastyjayin 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Vasuki Indicus was the largest snake that have ever existed on planet earth found in Gujrat, India.

    • @MrFoxxy24
      @MrFoxxy24 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah it was Blue Whale

  • @shinuchauhanjr.3331
    @shinuchauhanjr.3331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4093

    The most dangerous Predator ever lived on Earth is Human.

    • @alfiekennedy1657
      @alfiekennedy1657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      Without modern technology or guns we would be close to the bottom of the food chain though

    • @gabrielramos4525
      @gabrielramos4525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      @@alfiekennedy1657 well we are more intelligent

    • @shahswatpandey5427
      @shahswatpandey5427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      @@alfiekennedy1657 Who developed those?

    • @ashexxxx
      @ashexxxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      @@alfiekennedy1657 Every animal has their specific skill set, for humans it's our brain. That's why we are the most dangerous predator.

    • @annasloan4744
      @annasloan4744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I would say I'm more scared of titanaboa

  • @thegreatleaderjimpickens7919
    @thegreatleaderjimpickens7919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7744

    "What if Titanoboa didnt go extinct?"
    Human: Simple, we'll do it ourselves

    • @Vyansya
      @Vyansya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Thank you for your insight dear leader 🙏

    • @j_fenrir
      @j_fenrir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Wonderful to see the cult branching out 🙏

    • @andrewbounavong152
      @andrewbounavong152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      LMAO each of these comments are 4 hours apart,well except this 1

    • @spiddyx2769
      @spiddyx2769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      The snake skin business would be booming

    • @monkeybandit222
      @monkeybandit222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@spiddyx2769 “would’ve” it would have been hunted to death in the 1800s lmao

  • @emilio-e8m
    @emilio-e8m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3259

    There's probably scarier things in the undiscovered part of the ocean

    • @santialterman3066
      @santialterman3066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Sorry, but nah. We must have discovered all of the big species of fish by now. Due to the pressure (maybe idk if pressure would affect or not) and lack of food, it's impossible a big leviathan creature exists in the unexplored ocean

    • @angelo5004
      @angelo5004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@santialterman3066 how is it impossible?

    • @feronic01ex88
      @feronic01ex88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      @@santialterman3066 what u know in this year2021, scientists said that only 5 percent of sea is discovered, there's still 95 percent of undiscovered sea where people still doesn't have the technology to explore there,so its not impossible event the giant octopus is still exist just do some research

    • @Jacob_EstateAgent
      @Jacob_EstateAgent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Absolutely correct, we qint know shit about deep oceans

    • @Kim-dz8lh
      @Kim-dz8lh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@santialterman3066 wrong a huge percentage of the ocean is still undiscovered cuz its that big n proven

  • @TheGreat02-i7t
    @TheGreat02-i7t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2566

    HUMANS: what a beast.
    TITANOBOA: I'm still a kid compared to you.

    • @luiken1275
      @luiken1275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      True

    • @maanmendoza5446
      @maanmendoza5446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      :>

    • @fcc7172
      @fcc7172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      12 year old girls: “so deep😢”

    • @bluejay2386
      @bluejay2386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      MR. E V E R Y T H I N G
      Yeah. They can’t make nukes or Guns like we can

    • @nituparnaduarah5783
      @nituparnaduarah5783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      :-)

  • @TriedNot2Hate
    @TriedNot2Hate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2598

    Humans: So glad there aren't any titanoboa right now!
    Titanoboas: So glad humans never existed with us.

    • @hazelmedalla1122
      @hazelmedalla1122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      such an underrated comment.

    • @emoment1088
      @emoment1088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      They'd go extinct again so fast, it's kinda sad

    • @TriedNot2Hate
      @TriedNot2Hate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@emoment1088 expectation vs reality😂

    • @alstef09
      @alstef09 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@emoment1088 Cool

    • @Joker-nh6dd
      @Joker-nh6dd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'd be all for hunting the things to endangered or extinction, we don't need ridiculously deadly snakes dangering us or the food chain.

  • @swang7321
    @swang7321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3809

    Imagine far into the future where the next dominant species talk about us humans and how we were the most dangerous species of all time. Feels weird, but I think that is actually possible.

    • @oceanicsignature
      @oceanicsignature 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Woah..Imagine😬

    • @DripGoku178yearsago
      @DripGoku178yearsago 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      😂 I imagine same too
      They might be saying that " human where hellhounds"

    • @eriric9445
      @eriric9445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      IMAGINE AAMANAKSJAKIAKAJWOAJSJSISISIS

    • @jhoncena1111
      @jhoncena1111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      We would have to be detained.

    • @BananasAndChickens
      @BananasAndChickens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Would they be smarter than an average human tho

  • @halitzeynepyavuz6923
    @halitzeynepyavuz6923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Awesome video!

  • @hanin3128
    @hanin3128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2711

    Their probably still go extinct, cause damn the amount of handbags, shoes, and other accessories you can make out of that one bigboy will be insane

    • @gitutaneja
      @gitutaneja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      sad

    • @nicomarcina7267
      @nicomarcina7267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Yup they would get killed off regardless

    • @althe4564
      @althe4564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Honestly I wouldn’t be too sad. These things are scary and I don’t like it 😂

    • @loliberryyydeadaccount8735
      @loliberryyydeadaccount8735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@althe4564 true their so scary

    • @meow22074
      @meow22074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Such a petty argument 🤣

  • @petxy.6912
    @petxy.6912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2775

    If Titanoboa didn't go extinct , one day that snake will become Bear Grylls's lovable dinner

  • @zekrom5336
    @zekrom5336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1569

    2021: Kong vs Godzilla
    2022: Titanoboa vs Kronosaurus

    • @heebba9140
      @heebba9140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Should be a movie hands down

    • @aulila7572
      @aulila7572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can watch boa vs anaconda first

    • @Dolorespivaral
      @Dolorespivaral 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      2023 Corona Vs Spanish flu

    • @rohanchivukula2809
      @rohanchivukula2809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @MR BLUE ?
      ill delete my comment if u want i dont mind

    • @vibhutipandey6524
      @vibhutipandey6524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Dolorespivaral underrated

  • @talalotaibi7141
    @talalotaibi7141 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    It is a divine grace these creature no longer exist.

    • @Gx4packen
      @Gx4packen 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You mean evolution and science

    • @speedforneed1368
      @speedforneed1368 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Gx4packen If you want he means an Evolution that put us in that Lucky situation (the now). And this evolution is after all good for us. So it's certainly something in the rules maybe a divine grace because look at beautiful things like coincidence.

  • @yubi-kun958
    @yubi-kun958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2790

    *This guy talks like humans are kind enough to let these "Threats" live if existed.*

    • @nitrothunderbird6740
      @nitrothunderbird6740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      Lmao yeah, we'd have killed them off faster than we did the Dodo.

    • @chaddo1809
      @chaddo1809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      My guy would you want these things alive, either way they are probably fucking hard to kill, id imagine the skin is rather thick.

    • @lilmoris1
      @lilmoris1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      They wouldn't stand a chance against Earth's greatest predators, us.

    • @hiymecorp.258
      @hiymecorp.258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yup because all viruses do is kill, takeover, overpopulate.

    • @lilmoris1
      @lilmoris1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@hiymecorp.258 We're not viruses and that argument is both old and stupid.

  • @sirchase2787
    @sirchase2787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2740

    “The largest snake in the world” my ex

  • @NorbertShorebert
    @NorbertShorebert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3247

    "Theres a danger of Extinct animals coming back"
    2020: *In the background writing down notes*

    • @xxgamingwithmokixx1599
      @xxgamingwithmokixx1599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      So true😂

    • @chance3485
      @chance3485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Jurassic park team: “write that down, Write that down!”

    • @vxqcu_13
      @vxqcu_13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@chance3485 lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kinqeros1349
      @kinqeros1349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      2021 may be worse lol

    • @TheZnifler
      @TheZnifler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not really tho. They wouldn't post a threath at all. The bigger they are, the easier it is for us to control it. That's why a virus like Covid is so hard to control.

  • @VaciliNikoMavich
    @VaciliNikoMavich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That'd be so awesome of some of these extinct creatures were still around. Just to observe them in their habitat -from far away.

  • @hihelloannyeong3570
    @hihelloannyeong3570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1865

    lets be honest, there's no way in hell are they gonna be a threat. humans would just find a way to kill it and maybe some will keep it as a pet or be put in a zoo. before you know it theyre gone for good.

    • @loganekspo8063
      @loganekspo8063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Zoo is not enough to hold titanoboa I heard that the titanoboa skeleton that scientist find is a baby

    • @rockingby3306
      @rockingby3306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@loganekspo8063 bro we humans can make anything and when i say it we can we can easily kill them even with the teachnology we got rn ez pz

    • @rockingby3306
      @rockingby3306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @It’s Meh lol we will make it soon bud and i think its already madr

    • @vhsrj_
      @vhsrj_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Rocking BY so would humans be able to kill a titanaboa if they lived all over the world no not even humans can kill them fast enough

    • @vhsrj_
      @vhsrj_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rocking BY titanaboa was like a king in the past

  • @aboudchalak5104
    @aboudchalak5104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2260

    Later in Australia : “scientist finds an ancient snake “

    • @goldie9653
      @goldie9653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Wouldn’t be surprised cuz it’s 2020 and it’s Australia

    • @hellodarkness5644
      @hellodarkness5644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You mean "scientists eaten by ancient snake."

    • @dedmuffin5833
      @dedmuffin5833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      me who live in Australia: awww so cute. whos a cute titanaboa??

    • @LiveLifeHaveFun357
      @LiveLifeHaveFun357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the ded muffin me an Australian running away as fast as I can or if I have a gun shooting it

    • @roshanaywaqas5633
      @roshanaywaqas5633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hellodarkness5644 I-

  • @lemonaxolotl2741
    @lemonaxolotl2741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1169

    Riddle: it lives In dark swamps
    Shrek: *NoNoNoNoNo*

  • @diogo.maia57
    @diogo.maia57 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Someone give that man a script and a filming crew, let's make this movie happen! Titanoboa VS Kronosaurus

  • @izzuddinidrus3945
    @izzuddinidrus3945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3692

    man I've gotta find some music to vibe during my studies. TH-cam: hey you wanna see big snek

  • @baejiu7421
    @baejiu7421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5542

    “what if the titanoboa snake didn’t go extinct?”
    luxury brands: hold my bag

  • @dragasalt7493
    @dragasalt7493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6759

    "Titanoboa lived in hot climates."
    Me, an Asian who lives near the equator: Guess I'll die

    • @eklavyayaduraj4722
      @eklavyayaduraj4722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      India???

    • @shoummodipto1406
      @shoummodipto1406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Also you: Mmm dinner

    • @--j7852
      @--j7852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@eklavyayaduraj4722
      Malaysia too,its fricking hot over there

    • @f____tj1887
      @f____tj1887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Asia is located in temperate zone think about tropical region

    • @clamodaithtecson8947
      @clamodaithtecson8947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Philippines?

  • @charlessocha8986
    @charlessocha8986 ปีที่แล้ว

    That’s a great video 👍🏻

  • @datboipercy1783
    @datboipercy1783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2509

    "if you laid two giraffes next to the titanoboa, they would both be dead ASF"

  • @silvester6669
    @silvester6669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    If Titanoboa didn’t go extinct, my friend will be disappointed. She’s still be the biggest snake in this world,

    • @generic2021
      @generic2021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Keywords: she and friend
      Me: bro did you get friendzoned

    • @captainobvious2538
      @captainobvious2538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're all drunk, go home

    • @Siege_Of_Mandalore
      @Siege_Of_Mandalore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's alot of damage

    • @duck508
      @duck508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's a lot of damage.
      But seriously what happened?

    • @raymon3y631
      @raymon3y631 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      💀

  • @Trackmaster_Tehachapi
    @Trackmaster_Tehachapi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2059

    Answer: humans would make it go extinct

  • @DoggosAndJiuJitsu
    @DoggosAndJiuJitsu ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Smart move going woke at the end of the video so I didn't thumbs down too early.

  • @notBrie
    @notBrie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2406

    Narrator: "Would humans survive?"
    Human: *Laughs in deforestation and oil spills*

    • @abcdsikhao5331
      @abcdsikhao5331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Every teacher and government teaches kids that humans are ruining the earth
      But they never reach how can he fix it

    • @nuzayerov
      @nuzayerov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@abcdsikhao5331 , oil spilling is easy to avoid with extra care and stuff. However, its hard to avoid deforestation. Trees are VERY useful, but they grow too slow.

    • @sunchaser____
      @sunchaser____ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nuzayerov everything you can do with a Tree, you can replicate Hemp

    • @harxist
      @harxist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But we didn't start like that tho so we wouldn't be here since our ancestor wouldn't even made it through

    • @monkeybandit222
      @monkeybandit222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nuzayerov just grow a tree farm Minecraft style lol

  • @babybull955
    @babybull955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3463

    "What if Titanoboa never went extinct?"
    Cloning companies: Write that down!

    • @vichasaredgardenLlyon
      @vichasaredgardenLlyon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You’re on to something

    • @zaid6761
      @zaid6761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ye

    • @ixaacm
      @ixaacm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      sh*t, he just have to give them ideas.

    • @Crooklyn7
      @Crooklyn7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I read clothing at first and it still made sense lmao

    • @orionbelt8420
      @orionbelt8420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Already did that.. and a shit more other nasties ready to do the continiual required jobs... hey.. its a freee bee large scale answer.. but only on loan .. pendabillity a preference...

  • @dxkyle8560
    @dxkyle8560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2335

    Titanoboa: I have big belly
    Humans: We have nukes
    Kronosaurus: I have teeth
    Humans: We have aircraft carriers

    • @ShivaMurary
      @ShivaMurary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Corona

    • @HeyLittleTown
      @HeyLittleTown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      we have corona

    • @wilddogpenyu
      @wilddogpenyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Kronosaurus: I have teeth
      Chinese: I see more meat for my family

    • @lupe4980
      @lupe4980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lame

    • @BurntBalls
      @BurntBalls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ooohhhh,sick baauuurrrnnn

  • @jazlynponciano1331
    @jazlynponciano1331 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When Tinoboa is dead Anaconda still here maybe there's still one giant snake hiding

    • @mistersandwich0034
      @mistersandwich0034 ปีที่แล้ว

      and it will crap everyone’s day if it pops up

  • @6ixlxrd
    @6ixlxrd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1302

    Imagine chilling in your apartment on the highest floor and seeing this thing looking at you from the window.

    • @Uaveatz2
      @Uaveatz2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I would get a knife and throw it into the things eyes or atleast try too

    • @Checkfits
      @Checkfits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😶😬

    • @6ixlxrd
      @6ixlxrd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@Uaveatz2 I'd throw the whole apartment away, lol. Legit would be terrified.

    • @25dinmepaisadouble72
      @25dinmepaisadouble72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I will be paralyzed for a sec

    • @will8091
      @will8091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i want to know what would it take to kill it. Would a automatic work? How about a rpg?

  • @nathanscott9020
    @nathanscott9020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2501

    So glad he didn't forget to mention the snake is taller then 2 giraffes lmfao. Really put it into perspective

    • @kumarnavakuruchiarulmani8775
      @kumarnavakuruchiarulmani8775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Well america built different

    • @greg7574
      @greg7574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      fake facts

    • @mrsaygaming5750
      @mrsaygaming5750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Animals would evolve not go extinct!

    • @blackcheetah9279
      @blackcheetah9279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@mrsaygaming5750 They evolve, for sure, but the former species go extinct. Extinction is when there are no more individuals of certain family or species alive anywhere in the world.

    • @jobstevenson5346
      @jobstevenson5346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imperial system lmao

  • @capisenior
    @capisenior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1113

    'People in Brazil would need to surround their homes with electric fences'.
    Dude, we already have to do that without the snakes...

    • @gamerknight1615
      @gamerknight1615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      why bro

    • @joaop4585
      @joaop4585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      In this times, we even need to use electric fences on the electric fences

    • @sickobamba7120
      @sickobamba7120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@gamerknight1615 crime pretty common in south and Central America in El Salvador my houses do aswell

    • @canonboom165
      @canonboom165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @TheAnax 11
      *I HATE YOU🤦‍♂️...*
      *(I feel like vomiting🤢🤒😷.)*
      *I should've been warned when I saw 'Gore'.*

    • @chaevie257
      @chaevie257 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @BeastW Oh...

  • @vintagememelord8168
    @vintagememelord8168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2943

    “Would humans survive if these monsters still existed?”
    Humans: **Laughs in disregard for nature **

    • @logandelaharpe6362
      @logandelaharpe6362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      50 cal go brrrrrrrr

    • @chowzhexiang5169
      @chowzhexiang5169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      nuke:Imma end this man whole career

    • @chessreview1196
      @chessreview1196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@chowzhexiang5169 Tactical Nuke Incoming!

    • @Genjihuang336
      @Genjihuang336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      True humans never respected nature and its strength

    • @jamesbarnett8832
      @jamesbarnett8832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @The Krimson Kommander dude i heard the length of the snake and said outloud.
      "any hillbilly with a 50cal could kill that"
      and being honest, any hillbilly could probably take it down with their elk/bear hunting gun, if they could get a few well placed shots

  • @rgilX13
    @rgilX13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5391

    Twist: Titanoboa was actually a herbivore and ate trees.

    • @saintbread5080
      @saintbread5080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      Yeah, including the trunks

    • @lavontayford611
      @lavontayford611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      did this nigga SAY TREES HAHAHAH SMH I CANT NO ANIMAL EATS TREES U MEAN BUSHES SLOW

    • @manny_tal
      @manny_tal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      @@lavontayford611 ya bum Issa a joke 💀

    • @rgilX13
      @rgilX13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      @@manny_tal There's always one.

    • @EnduringFoliage
      @EnduringFoliage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Whole

  • @arwahsapi
    @arwahsapi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1346

    Now I learned that Giraffe is an imperial unit to measure gigantic things.

    • @coindorni
      @coindorni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      83 burgers 😎

    • @Omnomnomnoma
      @Omnomnomnoma 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @KimmoHintikka
      @KimmoHintikka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Imperial units are just conseptually so hard you end up using football field, giraffes and whatever else to explain size of thing. If they just said this 13m long can easily tell how much it is.

    • @Omnomnomnoma
      @Omnomnomnoma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KimmoHintikka it was a joke, stop explaining this things pleasee

    • @tanishwanve4334
      @tanishwanve4334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      classic americans

  • @osmanagac7330
    @osmanagac7330 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Enjoyed it!

  • @StephanieLovesYoux3
    @StephanieLovesYoux3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7444

    This is so scary to know something like this actually existed.

    • @shwetasah879
      @shwetasah879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      And that’s just not even the beginning of it

    • @VadeBeingVade
      @VadeBeingVade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Leather

    • @JesseMarston
      @JesseMarston 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Its not

    • @OrcinusLaryngologist
      @OrcinusLaryngologist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@VadeBeingVade snake skin belts for years!

    • @lauradorsey9562
      @lauradorsey9562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      All life was huge before the flood. humans were giants back then. It would still be closer proportions to snakes these days

  • @Grim_Yeeter
    @Grim_Yeeter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1454

    Modern Titanoboa: **tries to exist**
    Every human ever: YOU COULD USE THAT FOR BAGS AND OTHER SHIT

  • @Grace-hw7zt
    @Grace-hw7zt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1505

    You just KNOW someone would try to keep titanoboa as a pet and then release it.

    • @annabruhidk1596
      @annabruhidk1596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      yup... that would be me

    • @cyeri6782
      @cyeri6782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@annabruhidk1596 same- 💀

    • @brumhelldah917
      @brumhelldah917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@annabruhidk1596 what about the poor 3 and 4 year old children who are already killed by animals now

    • @Edible_edibility
      @Edible_edibility 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That probably me

    • @daddylonglegs3420
      @daddylonglegs3420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      me but i wouldnt release it, id make him a clifford type dog house and we'd be best friends (

  • @ananasuyu0188
    @ananasuyu0188 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Incredible video!

  • @SabinTee
    @SabinTee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3654

    “Could humanity survive, or would it be the end of us?” The only thing killing humanity is humans. We’re too smart for our own good

    • @jacksonschanneljohannsen6478
      @jacksonschanneljohannsen6478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      This again. It seems like nature is just too smart. Who else but humans can take care of humans?.. The food chain would be missing a vital piece. Our intelligense brings it to full circle. So, the "Destructive nature of humans" Seems like smart design. Also, while we are at it, you do know that a lot of species would extinct themselves if not for their population regulation provided by other animals... Learn nature, it is complex but beautiful. But it is also, so very misunderstood.

    • @psyclone8614
      @psyclone8614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      "Smart" is a strong word. I would choose "capable".

    • @SabinTee
      @SabinTee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@psyclone8614 we are literally the most intelligent creatures to ever walk the earth so I think smart is ok in this situation

    • @kmmediafactory
      @kmmediafactory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@jacksonschanneljohannsen6478 if humans went extinct, then the planet would really just continue. It’s nature after all

    • @jaredmerrill4537
      @jaredmerrill4537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @psy clone we are at the top of the food chain and have done more than any other species. For Christ’s sake, we got so bored with surviving we started helping other animals and species. I would say we are more than capable.

  • @bonita292
    @bonita292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3032

    What if Titanoboa didn't go extinct..?
    Humans: Hey look at my titanoboa prada bag and my titanoboa LV purse.

    • @iva1993ful
      @iva1993ful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rejuvenatedeyes4786
      @rejuvenatedeyes4786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lol

    • @tingtingball2009
      @tingtingball2009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      If i think this is actually sad to read tho. but people here are replying with 'lol or lmao' I mean-

    • @benterson620
      @benterson620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@tingtingball2009 bro just stfu

    • @juicegod2291
      @juicegod2291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@tingtingball2009 u ain’t saying shit to the lizard skin bags tho

  • @ericktellez7632
    @ericktellez7632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3394

    Fun fact, titanoboa is still smaller than current day blue whales.

    • @pawkjisung5183
      @pawkjisung5183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      And how is that fun😹😹

    • @anthonysable2414
      @anthonysable2414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      Every animalia ever were smaller than the blue whale. So far known from the fossil record, at least.

    • @tantantunkeladiwewe8258
      @tantantunkeladiwewe8258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      yea, and so does every organism ever exist

    • @zacharyhatfield4074
      @zacharyhatfield4074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Thank god

    • @arikakarin2323
      @arikakarin2323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      that's fun indeed

  • @konzfox5707
    @konzfox5707 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Liked and subscribed

  • @saksham44
    @saksham44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3274

    Some say dinosaurs were the most dangerous animals, some say Titanoboa is the most dangerous animal but deep down we all know it's HUMANS.

    • @k3rc4
      @k3rc4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      ​@ShadowKnight8 The fact is a titanoboa could kill a person very easilly. Not one, not two, but many.
      Obviously, I'm talking about a kill from an ambush (like snakes do today), or even face to face if the human isn't "properly armed".
      But the reason why humans are dominating this planet to a much higher degree than any other species ever (presumably?),
      is not just because of our intelligence, perserverance, adaptability, and endurance, but because we are innately vengeful creatures.
      If something kills our fellow humans, we group up and hunt that thing down. If a certain species is a constant danger to our safety, we procedurally exterminate it, or at least wipe out it's local population. Case in point, there used to be lions in Europe, populating lands from Balkans to Transcaucasia- they were still around up to 4th century AD, as humans were systematically hunting them down until they disappeared entirely...

    • @zcgamerandreacts2762
      @zcgamerandreacts2762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Oh stop it. Humans are not always powerful ya know? In fiction we nearly went extinct because of robots that hunted us down because we treated them badly.
      We nearly went extinct because of alien race called the flood.
      We nearly went extinct cause of various fantasy monsters wanting us dead.
      We probably don't bloody exist in the damn WH40K universe. Nor scorn.
      And much more. That line is overused and edgy.
      Humans are the most powerful thing ever. Tell that to the many aliens they exist. And humanity nearly went extinct when a GIGANTIC MARKER WAS BLOODY CREATED AND BROUGHT UPON DOOMSDAY! So no were not always powerful.

    • @Pseudonimations
      @Pseudonimations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@zcgamerandreacts2762 you're talking about fiction, we're talking about the real world here. sure that might happen since there are more than one universe in the world and aliens would exist, but look at all what humanity is created- its the one thats taking up the world
      people make fictional stories for content, and of course some of it would be against humanity but thats just it; the stories find a way for the humans to either co-exist with what theyre dealing with or defeat what theyre against at
      i dont know what point im trying to do here but humans are powerful and one wrong step to invention we could end this world

    • @MartVale1
      @MartVale1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Humans can appear as snakes too. 🐍

    • @k3rc4
      @k3rc4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@zcgamerandreacts2762 I have no idea where you read that humans are all-powerful, definitely nowhere in my comment. The extent of human power is that "humans are dominating this planet to a much higher degree than any other species ever (presumably?)", quote from my comment. These are facts. We are on the top of the food chain. Now the degree to which we "conquered" nature or at least modify it to our liking is probably higher than any other animal's ever, and the extent of our influence is only matched by how we modified it is that we destroy it, more or less. So yeah, we aren't perfect, not even close, and I never claimed otherwise lol

  • @sassy-8873
    @sassy-8873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1598

    Titanoboa: likes hot climate
    Philippines: *uh, nevermind.*

    • @momoyaoyorozu9048
      @momoyaoyorozu9048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      *Chuckles* we’re in danger-

    • @starlighgame2979
      @starlighgame2979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      yup I live in Philippines and this why we dont want this snake to live

    • @momoyaoyorozu9048
      @momoyaoyorozu9048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      starligh game me too that’s why I never go out of my house because in our village there’s tons of snakes here-

    • @MARKMONTES10
      @MARKMONTES10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hunters will hunt that snKe

    • @Kanin_is.Beri_Good
      @Kanin_is.Beri_Good 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tell that to the desert

  • @stopwatchingyoutubeandlear9236
    @stopwatchingyoutubeandlear9236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1368

    Coronasaurus:
    2020: say less.

    • @Caaali2013
      @Caaali2013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Omg NOOOOO WE DONT NEED NOTHING MORE CORONA HAS DONE ENOUGH 😞😟

    • @sudtharsshanmogan1607
      @sudtharsshanmogan1607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You mean coronavairus

    • @sudtharsshanmogan1607
      @sudtharsshanmogan1607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ctrl0407 you're as dumb as your username if you thought I was being serious

    • @ctrl0407
      @ctrl0407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sudtharsshanmogan1607 OK enough I'm just gonna leave 1 evidence behind

    • @ctrl0407
      @ctrl0407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can pronounce either wow

  • @sreemonpvr8022
    @sreemonpvr8022 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:00 remembered old snake game in samsung phone 😆lol

    • @Hustlery
      @Hustlery 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      💀

  • @migo7741
    @migo7741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1334

    I want to make giraffes as a measuring device now

    • @harveylovell8953
      @harveylovell8953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I need a door. About a giraffe high and half a giraffe wide.

    • @Absolute_banger
      @Absolute_banger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      About the size of 4 washing machine

    • @MeedyMedia
      @MeedyMedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The americans. Avoiding the metric system using anything else

    • @Rivv04
      @Rivv04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The comment above me is absolutely right

    • @dmt_useless2254
      @dmt_useless2254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahhahaahhahahaha

  • @trexirexi
    @trexirexi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1209

    Looks like someone played the “Snake game in real life” with the Nokia 3310

  • @bonk2401
    @bonk2401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1375

    "Imagine if titanoboa is underneath you're house just chillin"
    "Anyways have a nice day"

    • @Kyoshinumberonefan
      @Kyoshinumberonefan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      The freezing temperatures where I live: are you sure about that

    • @ttyo5637
      @ttyo5637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      So I’m not getting a free back massage?

    • @lem0nk3t
      @lem0nk3t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Your*

    • @D0MlNO
      @D0MlNO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yelena tall af

    • @spp012
      @spp012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nice day?!I am going to have nightmares!

  • @Raunak55445
    @Raunak55445 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Now he replaced by Vasuki Indicus of India🗿

  • @thehappycockatiel9568
    @thehappycockatiel9568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    Titanoboa mentality: "I devour everything which crosses my path. I'm unmatched"
    Human mentality: "If it bleeds it can be killed by all means"

  • @viscera9579
    @viscera9579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1275

    "could we survive the titanoboa if it existed today?"
    A10 Warthog: i think so

    • @theoceanisasoup7408
      @theoceanisasoup7408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Me: what if it breeded with the trex..

    • @EPÏKUS.MUSÏC
      @EPÏKUS.MUSÏC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      BRRRRRT.
      Of you hear it, you weren't the target.

    • @johnusername6645
      @johnusername6645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      brrrrrrrt brrrrrtrrt

    • @LikeToWatch77
      @LikeToWatch77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@theoceanisasoup7408 - A T-rex with a gatling gun coming out of it's chest sounds awesome!

    • @theoceanisasoup7408
      @theoceanisasoup7408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@LikeToWatch77 but instead of the gun it's a poison snake head shooting venom

  • @BASPradeepRaj
    @BASPradeepRaj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1358

    Why is no one talking about how these animals got extinct?

    • @yubi-kun958
      @yubi-kun958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Our dudes ain't getting no p**sies.

    • @lssmble
      @lssmble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      ran out of animals or sumn idk tf

    • @Lucas-qt5uu
      @Lucas-qt5uu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Maybe the same giant fucking meteor that killed the dinosaurs

    • @klarion7665
      @klarion7665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      The titanoboa got extinct bc the planet’s temperature drastically changed about them(high temperatures helped them grow to colossal size)and then they kind of “evolved” into anacondas and pythons,smaller body but able to exist in today’s temperatures,don’t know about the other tho😅

    • @nectarnut9262
      @nectarnut9262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Earth used to have much higher oxygen levels, helping most animal species grow to insane sizes.

  • @Nakatotekushi
    @Nakatotekushi ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Titanoboa was here i would move into mcdonalds😂

  • @nova9157
    @nova9157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1648

    Title : What If Titanoboa Snake Didn't Go Extinct?
    Humans : "Hold my SPEAR"

    • @amonuisti4392
      @amonuisti4392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      more like: GIVE MY SPEAR

    • @jimmyboi3838
      @jimmyboi3838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      More like HOLD MY GUN

    • @TOFU-gh7bo
      @TOFU-gh7bo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      American be like: give me my guns

    • @anniemunson3675
      @anniemunson3675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@TOFU-gh7bo If Titanaboa showed up today...the world would want their guns.

    • @Meatler-p5f
      @Meatler-p5f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@amonuisti4392 lol

  • @brandonplazola6166
    @brandonplazola6166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2222

    Him: what’s the biggest snake in the world
    Me: titanoboa
    Him: anaconda
    Me: 👁👄👁

    • @SAT0Mii
      @SAT0Mii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Just Some Alien With Internet Access yeah

    • @rishabhdagar162
      @rishabhdagar162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      its actually reticulated python but that doesn’t sound cool

    • @afrahadow2856
      @afrahadow2856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just Some Alien With Internet Access lmaooo😭

    • @UFC_enjoyer69
      @UFC_enjoyer69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the nerds: boa constructior

    • @garythefishable
      @garythefishable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@rishabhdagar162 By mass the green anaconda is considered to be the world's largest snake however the reticulated python does have a longer body.

  • @pootify7589
    @pootify7589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1857

    Random fact: *grasshoppers have ears in their bellies*

    • @CelestialVulpine
      @CelestialVulpine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Wait what 😭✋

    • @user-ji7ex9in9o
      @user-ji7ex9in9o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      So your telling me they can hear their food going down their anus and all that diarrhea stirring up in their. How discussing that can be for a poor insect-

    • @ungabungalunga1002
      @ungabungalunga1002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@user-ji7ex9in9o did you mean distressing?

    • @a6hxnti
      @a6hxnti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What😂😂

    • @noellehunt4736
      @noellehunt4736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      .......ok

  • @amazingaj1861
    @amazingaj1861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12 second version of this video: “If this snake never went extinct we would all be dead and it would pretty much tear us to shreds and swallow buildings whole”.

  • @shroom....z9142
    @shroom....z9142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1970

    “What would happen if the Titanboa snake didn’t go extinct?”
    The End.

    • @Snoo29293
      @Snoo29293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Actually, it wouldn't be such big of a deal, they would probably go extinct anyway, since their size wouldn't allow them to hide and humans are way too powerful with technology and teamwork.

    • @Insertregret
      @Insertregret 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah really nothing would happen.

    • @hakaishinkage9899
      @hakaishinkage9899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Snoo29293 people are hardly powerful with teamwork but it would be technology that would drive it to extinction

    • @souna5755
      @souna5755 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Snoo29293 if it was still alive then there is no modern day

    • @Snoo29293
      @Snoo29293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@souna5755 nope, nothing would really change, it's just an animal.

  • @AlanWdrums
    @AlanWdrums 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1703

    People: this Titanoboa is scary af
    Titonoboa: The master of Slither I.O

  • @tf1356
    @tf1356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2401

    The wildlife when these guys came around: “damn this new update is broken.”

  •  2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    i really enjoyed this video - the information and visuals were top-notch! but honestly, i can't help but wonder if having a Titanoboa around today would be a disaster for the ecosystem. like, can you imagine the fear of going for a hike in the jungle knowing there's a giant snake lurking? not sure if we could handle that kind of wildlife!

  • @sronaimus3640
    @sronaimus3640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1166

    Titanoboa: Comes back
    China: Get in the oven
    Soldier: But sire its in Australia

  • @LukeyDeep
    @LukeyDeep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1802

    "Can you name the largest snake in the world?"
    Yes.
    *My ex.*

    • @amistrophy
      @amistrophy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Oof size > l a r g e

    • @JoyBoy2324
      @JoyBoy2324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That made me laugh

    • @stay9307
      @stay9307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Oofffffff that made me laugh and felt bad😂

    • @Yo-n2751
      @Yo-n2751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cadence0121
      @cadence0121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LOLLLLL- GODDAMN