9 Ways to Slice a Pineapple
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- There are many ways to cut a pineapple, but only 9 of these are officially supported by the Pineapple Slicers Association of The World. None of those methods are depicted here.
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I pre-like his videos.
I pre-liked your comment
I pre-like your comment and the comment of your comment
I got confused and liked everything in post..
As if there was any other way to do it.
I post-liked your video. Sorry
I always use the punch method. Some say it's less effective than a knife, but if you hone your chi to a fine edge, you can deliver the perfect one-two that will also cut through space-time and destroy all your enemies-and leave you with a perfectly cut pine-apple.
How does it work on pineapples, I am not going to be cutting a normal and boring Pine-Apple.
When I'm cooking at home and don't have chi on hand, is there a substitution I can make in your recipe? Reiki perhaps, or maybe a combination of Feng Shui and vinegar?
@@fjordojustice I'd suggest using Yoga and malt vinegar.
@@notdemomantf2294 Sadly, all the pineapples around here were wiped out in the great fruitflu of '21.
@ConstantlyDamaged ROTFFLMAO 😂😂🤣🤣
I’ve said it many times before, but this channel has extraterrestrial editing talent. It’s like motion picture good in all honesty.
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To be fair, the pictures in fact are in motion.
@@qwiser123 To be fair, you’re a neophyte.
The "Overconfidence in tape" line got me good.
I'm beginning to think everything he does is fake🤔
@@flowk5 He stopped using as much technology after he kicked Pimblokto out. Since then he's gone back to the underlying forces of nature, ie. duct tape, and nature just isn't as powerful as chemical adhesives.
@@Merennulli poor Pimblokto. He was kicked out due to the fear that Pimblokto was going to take over his channel.
@@flowk5 Nooooooooooooo! Not ever. Arghhhhhhhhhh! Sob
Let me know if I missed any
You forgot about Using the good ol "Little Nicky" method. Gotta stick the pineapple up hitl.....nvm. haha
Yeah you missed one
Talk it into slicing itself using a mix of it's own digestive enzymes and peer pressure
You didn't even smash it against the wall! That's how my family did it for generations until those fancy westerners showed up with their fancy knives
You forgot simply grabbing the spikes and pulling them out one by one which makes perfect pineapple bites. Hahahaha (when I was a tiny tot that is how I thought grocery stores got those pineapple squares for the fruit trays)
As an Italian I didn't know about the true story of Pizza, thanks for educating us!
In my mind now are voices saying "not approve" and "bring the bigger cross" in Italian accents 🙏🤣😅
@@estudiordl
Hey those are two different things, knowing the story vs approving pineapple on pizza! :D
i like your porfile picture
@@dazedam8397 Thanks!
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Even when his joke methods dont work (taping the pineapple to the wall) he still works it into the video and gets a laugh from me.
Just because you didn't get them to work doesn't mean that it doesn't work. This man is a master of his craft you know
@@uzun718 thats a pretty great quote. Gonna use that anytime I get the chance.
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@@EEEEEEEE thanks for your contribution, E.
if he makes you laugh, it works
Chinese street vendors always use a v shaped knife to do the spiral cut. Works really well. They clean up a pineapple in seconds
>*writes "become a chinese street vendor" on the list of ways to cut a pineapple*
Got it!
@@parul7117"Become a Chinese street vendor" sounds like an entry from the calendar that shows up in some the recent hellofresh ads on this channel. 😂
@@zibbitybibbitybopI was thinking the same thing 😆
@@parul7117 Also, if you don't quite have the time to be reincarnated as a chinese street vendor at this point in your life, you can always just follow one around until he politely asks you to stop, and then feel really awkward before going to the store and buying some form of already-prepared pineapple.
I like to imagine a lonesome YSAC walking into a grocery store and ordering 10 pineapples and watching the poor cashier attempt to deduce why one man could possibly need this much pineapple. Great video cooking man
The trick is to buy a tube of personal lubricant at the same time so the cashier will purposefully avoid that question.
Honestly sounds like the beginning of a math word problem.
he just like pineapples and could be stocking up. despite their size because theyre insides are just as watery as a watermelon and you have to remove a big chunk of its mass and volume by removing the shell you can run thought them very quickly specially if youre making juice.
I made a sort of wine out of pineapples once. It involved a shopping trip similar to this.
Sane answer? He's got friends coming over, and pineapple is their go-to game day snack of choice. Quite healthy ngl.
YSAC answer? He boutta make a pineapple house and live in it.
I not a big fan of pineapple, so I tried your "put it in a box and shake it" method, but I substituted the box with a bin (I used to compost variety) and left out the shaking and tipping out altogether. It worked very well, so I give this recipe five stars!
Don't compost pineapple or citrus.
Very funny comment though
So, you ate compost?
@@christopherarendt3531 I may have sampled some
@@AardvarkArchitecture Why not?
I love these educational cooking tips. Thanks my dude!
I always purposely save all his new videos to binge but this one seems worth it 😂
I did the exact same thing 😂
I borrowed his book from our local library as I am too cheap to buy a copy.
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT DID THAT LMAO
the cut away at 1:07 got me so good
I can’t stop laughing at the “overconfidence in tape” part 😂
1:08 The core of the pineapple is actually really tasty. Usually, even if the pineapple itself is a bit sour, the core is actually sweet or apple texture like. You can also make dehydrated pineapple candy with them after you boil it in sugar.
You're a scary.
no
@@KoiYokanYes
Oh, just like avocados! Which makes total sense if you consider that avocados are the fruit growing inside the punker-hair of the pineapple tree
Yeah I was really shocked that he threw it away. It really helps balance out the soggy too sweet outer parts for me 😢
Fun fact: the reason your tongue will hurty when you eat pineapple because they have this thing called bromelian the breaks down protein(so becically when you eat pineapple, pineapple eats you)
I once ate an entire fresh pineapple cause 1 I felt like it, and 2 I hate to just let food go to waste.
When I finished the whole goddamn thing I could definitely tell it was trying to get back at me. Kind of funny tingling/burning sensation but at the same time not really funny tingling/burning sensation.
And not only the tongue, my whole mouth was being gnawed on by the ferocious pineapple.😂
@@Flaggytsame😔✊️
Does this work with all apples or only pine?
Tried it with spruceapples. Doesn't work
@@yousuckatcookingit kinda worked with oakapples
Don't try it with road apples.
The crabapples got crabbier
As a Spanish speaker, in some countries we call the pineapple, piña, so a piña-ta made of pineapple is technically correct.
I cant believe i genuinely thought pizzas were invented by the Italian. Thank you for showing us the truth
Now I know how to eat and drink beer from a pineapple. I have been looking forward to this my whole life
I literally bought a pineapple for the first time this weekend and wanted to learn how to cut it. thank you!
So glad creativity still exists on TH-cam
If there's one thing i love about YSAC, it's how well the jokes subvert your expectations
I am selling my house and I displayed his cookbook in the kitchen and the house sold for double what we were asking and the buyer bought me a pizza. Thanks, ysac! You're better than my realtor!
My family uses those pineapple core-ers. They look like some "seen on TV" gimnick product that doesn't work, but they're actually surprising adept at their purpose! you just cut off the punk hair style, stick the thing onto the top and basically just screw it into the pineapple. when you reach the bottom, you pull out the pineapple, leaving the shell and the core, and you get a cool continuous spiral of pineapple that you can make rings from or cut further into chunks!
Trying to figure out which methods are real and which are editing is my favourite eating game. Which is like a drinking game, but you get fat much faster.
Every time I move your cookbook I sing the jingle. Every time!
We appreciate your sacrifice of consuming that mockery of non-pineapple pizza at the end there, incredible what you put up with!
This is the high quality entertainment I expect from this channel, complete with the BEST intro song ever.
Your videos ALWAYS make my day. THANK YOU GENIUS.
I love pineapple and support it’s use on pizza as well, lol. So funny, as always. 😂
Same. Pineapple and ham are delicious together. Putting them on pizza only adds pizza deliciousness to the mix.
I've been watching this channel for YEARS, and this is probably my favorite one that's come out 😂
For some reason every time i watch one of your videos i think ill learn to cook something
I like how he took the pineapple off the pizza before he took a bite.
YSAC always make for a good laugh whenever I need it and to find food tips at the same time
I'm definitely putting pizza toppings on a piece of pineapple now. Genius.
Me personally, I like to let the pineapple sit for a while, as it has enzymes that can break down fibres. After letting it sit the enzymes have broken down the outer layers and you will be left with a perfectly naked pineapple.
Ha!😮😮😊
Thanks again for the chuckles!
This video nailed it. It was both informative and entertaining. Thank you!
Finally you upload. I love your videos
Does smashing it against the wall work? And what about giving it a good scare after sneaking up on it?
I think scaring it just causes a lot of juice to run down its leg, lol.
1:11 loved this silent cut
I always learn so much on this channel....
I learned so much about pineapples in this video! Thank you YSAC guy!!
This channel is the only thing keeping me sane
The highlight of my day is when I see there's a new YSAC video! Yaaaaayyyy
This video came at the right time, I was going to make pina coladas, i am definitely going to use the pineiata method
As a Italian I agree
2:17 my favorite thing about YSAC is that he will write a static electricity gag, decide the best way to achieve it is with one roll of duct tape, and then when it doesn’t work instead of thinking of a better way to achieve it or just cutting the 5 second clip from the video, the absolute legend decides to just keep it as is and play it off PERFECTLY
I've watched ysac for years now and I'm never not gonna be convinced he isn't a bitter culinary student unless he says he isn't to me directly lol
He sure has a burr under his saddle but is still funny .
Personally I like to use my teeth to remove each one of those segments on the shell individually
chaotic neutral
This is amazing and thank you !
I freaking love your videos! You are so creative and hilarious!
“A lot of overconfidence in tape” is one of my favorite bits of yours
I seriously want pineapple pizza now.
So good! Awesomeness! Love your channel 😂❤😊
Wow, i didn't expect to get pizza knowledge from a pineapple video!
Thanks for this elaborate explaination✅
Dude i subbed bc this was amazing 😂 finally someone online that passes the vibe check.
I highly recommend the corkscrew method. It is my go to method when in a hurry.
best cooking show on the internet 5/5 stars
As soon as I heard the intro, it was the easiest like and subscribe I ever did. 😂
Its not only the videos, the comments are 👌
Finally pizza makes sense thanks.
Good to see you back in your own glory! 😀
This video really opened my eyes.
It also opened his pineapples
The comedy is genius, subbed
Always good to se the jingle at the beginning :)
2:17 the little fourth wall break was the funniest part of this video
😂😂😂 I just came across your channel, your videos are great !!
Finally! Someone brave enough to shine light on the origin of pizza!
I don't regret clicking this in the slightest. Perfection.
i feel like YSAC would be a genually nice and fun person to be around
I’m so happy rn cause now i know im not the only one who does that type of cutting this u know
Majestic
I still don't understand how you don't have more subscribers! Best content ever. TH-cam algorithm usually doesn't notify me when you post, but thankfully it did today! This was hilarious, as always. 😂
That may be due to being oversubscribed to too many channels, YT only filters through the content producers you watch the most, so anyone posting daily carries a higher weight in the sub feed if you watch all their videos. In comparison to YSAC who has a slower, but high quality content drip.
You are amazing ❤
An educational video! Finally
THANK YOU
Thank you
So educational.
Back to your pineapple roots. Great job
As someone who grew up surrounded by these thing. I appreciate the video. And TY for setting the record straight that we invented pizza not the Italians.
I prefer to just slice a regular apple and add the pine later, as apples are easier to slice
No idea how someone could not love this video.
Not sure if its physicly possible.
You just know he was at the store buying 12 pineapples making people think about math class...
Eat the cores. Its so good and crunchy. Its more fiber too which is the good stuff.
I am Polynesian, and I approve this message
Hot take: The pineapple on Hawaiian pizza was never the problem. It's the huge slices of canadian bacon that are nasty and soggy.
Pineapple pepperoni pizza on the otherhand is delicious.
Finally, another person who understands the proper way to apply pineapple to pizza.
Thank you for the true history of Pineapple Pizza!
God i love this channel
Still a pleasure to see ❤
The spiral cut technique is actually genius
What a funny man hahahahah subscribed!
Great video.
You are such a majestic cook, now my pineapple is going to bed. Thank you so much
Glad to see I'm early to a video for once.
The way he does this
My god I haven’t seen pineapple skills of this caliber in YEARS
I love this dude. I hope he gives me a high five one day