Bowser's Weekend With The Kids
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ส.ค. 2024
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Today's youth needs to understand the value of a hard day's princess kidnapping.
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The lack of emotion on Mario's face as he pummels the poor kid scares me.
HyperStarman ikr
HyperStarman Ooh yeah, *shudder*
But you still have him as your profile pic lol
Like the gametheorist said, he is a physcopath
@@wastelandlegocheem NO... WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THAT!!! And do any of you consider the fact that THIS IS A FAN MADE VIDEO!!!
Wait, so kidnapping princesses is an actual career choice? How come they don't tell us this in high school or college?
You have to be a "mature adult" to do it though...
CitizenKahne1992 They didn't want you to go around dressing up as a giant evil turtle kidnapping females.Come to think of it, that does sound pretty fun.
***** ahhhhh!!!! epic!!!
kev8104
Nah that really sound fun tho.
The problem is finding Princesses, and not Thots.
I think Nintendo included the Koopalings into Mario Kart 8 because of this video.
If that's the case and it's not just due to fan demand, then that would be hilarious
JoCoProductions
I love the Koopalings more than Bowser Jr but I'm surprised they put them all in except Bowser Jr. Nintendo is higher on him than the rest of the kids.
mk8 makes no sense
+Kenryck Espicially Pink Gold Peach. -.-
yeah, the new trailer should say " look, I don't know why people care so much about this character, but now you can play as peach with a slithly different color.
Only Dorkly could make me feel bad for a Giant Dragon Turtle thing with 7 kids and makes his living off kidnapping princesses.
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Bowser Jr.
Larry
Iggy
Morton
Roy
Lemmy
Wendy
Ludwig
***** you obviously didnt watch the video, larry's dead now. it's 7. :P
Bowser is supposed to be a fire breathing prehistoric turtle, not a dragon.
Same here lol
Bro 1:22 mario didnt give a fuck. He just kept beating him.
Poor koopalings!
child cruleity
Jalin Clark kx
Suzanne Murphy
Jalin Clark OVERKILL
"You only took Bowser Jr. to those!" Flash forward at least 1 and a half years later, and the Koopalings(Except for Bowser Jr., oddly enough) are playable in Mario Kart 8.
Huh. Neat.
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@@internetexplorer8121 Why?
And then in Mario kart 8 Deluxe, Bowser jr is playable.
And lo and behold, the whole family is playable in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.
@@plush-voltage8178 he’s slow and it’s dial tone
I just mailed the child support check!
Hahahaha
+christoman64 *cheque
*****
THANK you.
***** thats the wrong way to spell it
***** haha i know i was joking
Noooo i already mailed the child support check! Lol
Hahaha
+Kimmy Lister ikr
P
Th first part's funny because eventually, the koopa kids did go go carting with their dad
the whole thing's funny when you realize they're not really his kids
they are adopthet i heard
Joe McDermott and nowser jr didnt get to go
Joe McDermott the koopalings aren't bowsers biological Kids... so with this fakt isn't it so funny anymore bowser jr is bowsers kid but he hasn't a mom
mario/sonic fan101 Well hey, at least Bowser Jr. AND the Koopalings got a role in "Mario Kart 8 Deluxe".
I don't care what anyone say... the Koopalings ARE his kids!
Evident from browser used to be called king koopa.
Nintendo has announced theyre not
Daniel Kee Not even Nintendo can change my mind!
Well then youre just stupid. Theyre the ones who decide whether or not theyre is kids, and they decided that they arent.
Daniel Kee Call me what you will, but I still believe that the Koopalings are his children. That's how it started, and I am sticking to it. Heck, they might as well tell us that Mario was a Toad all along.
Bowser has the best voice.
He sounds like...
...
Discord. Like a viable substitute for him.
Rey_JJJ
i was thinking the same thing
Pixelhurricane All riiiight!
Rey_JJJ Holy crap, he does.
OMG DISCOOORRDD IM HOWLING IN THE ROOM!!!~🎵🎵🎵
“I’m tired of sleeping on a thwomp!”
Doesn’t he have a shell?
Or a couch or a chair or literally anything other then a stone slab
Just sleep in the shell
Fun fact: Turtles (Tortoises) don't actually sleep in their shells.
@@wetube6513 your fun at parties
@@TheChamp820 they was just telling us a Fun fact calm down.
"You fell down some stairs...remember?" LOL!!!!!!
How could he
Goku: "What happened Vegeta? Did those Ginyu guys beat you up?"
Vegeta: "What? No! I uh... Uh..."
Ghost Nappa: "You fell down some stairs."
Vegeta: "I fell down some stairs."
Krillin: "No you didn't-"
Vegeta: "Shut up before I throw you down a flight!"
Classic...
Is a single 'stairline' (not separated by a landing) called a flight or a run?
The Kuina way
"Hello kid National Guard, i have to guilt a father with child abuse...Yeah he makes its children sleep on rocks...the location? Its a giant castle with turtles"
The funny thing is the Koopalings are officially in Mario Kart now.
I know rigth your the best sonic
Maybe. We don't know yet.
Jacob Tucker bowser listened to them
Why is Bowser getting paid to steal princesses? It's the same one every time, and he can't hold her for more than a day.
1 million per hour?
Dave The Gamer Well that explains why he has the money to just throw giant metal coins in mario's way. Marking the path he needs to go on.
Tristin Bailey that or he has a plan to make the internet turn against mario that he os greedy.
Well, if you go by MatPat's theories, Peach could be paying Bowser to kidnap her. Cause she is into that.
It makes a little sense since she can, and has, beat Bowser pretty easily with little effort.
TM Calypso it matpats “theory’s” are garbage
So that's how the koopalings got into MK8
Gaming and Stuff because they stopped giving their father so much lip. 😆 although Iggy was probably let off for that, he is insane after all 😄
TNVic 37 touche 😆
@Munch Lacks SAME
I'm always gonna consider the Koopalings as Bowser's kids
you read Koolredfox post and seen his likes and now you're trying to start your own thread with the exact same comment. lmao. yall is lame as shit....
MachineGunMouth And you are needlessly spreading hate to someone WHO YOU EVEN AGREE WITH. People like you need to get your priorities straight.
i agree with?? how you figure i agree with you?? i don't care about no "bowser's kids." and you have the nerve to say that I need to get MY priorities straight? you need to quit being so concerned with a fictional cartoon character's offspring's
+MarioKartGamerDude
Well, they were his kids in all three of the Mario cartoons....
Whoa, what the hell is this comment chain? Was I fucking drunk when I said that? What the hell was I thinking?
Father's Day must have been quite the day in Bowser's family......
'NOOO I ALREADY MAILED THE CHILD SUPPORT CHECK!' xD
Aha... Aha... AAAAAAAAH
Steve Pensando Coin Sound
I can only imagine how much child support your profile character has to pay... >_>
That check was money down the drain.
Bowser Jr. can actually hold onto the Princess for multiple levels, while those freeloading Koopa Kids can't even keep track of a freaking magic wand.
I love the Dorkly's Bowser voice, it just fits so well :D
Mario, you just say NOTHING and LEAVE? Wow.
Not even a "wahoo!". Very suspicious...
I like the endings of these kind of videos only dorkly
RhetoricWalrus lol that would have been epic.
meganabaja Probably going to go kill wendy or something
or just fall through the sky.
he didn't think before jumping down.
Larry: You only took Bowser Jr. to those!
Bowser: Well, Bowser Jr. doesn't give his father so much lip!
gotta love bowser's light brittish accent
I guess thats why bowser jr. is not in Mario Kart 8. Bowser being fair.
Jords2good Mario Kart 8 Deluxe: Hold my beer
Not only did Mario kill a kid, he stuck around just to beat up his corpse.
mario does that in the real games
Now that I think about it, Bowser and the ice king from Adventure Time have a lot in common
Lol
Claus- Mother 3- That's actually a good thought.They both kidnap princesses wearing pink.
They both have castles.
But they don't use the same elemental abilities.
Bowser breathes fire and the Ice King uses ice magic.
Nitsua Tribal Lord both horn-oh kids are here
Son Gotenks What do you mean?
Claus- Mother 3- I meant to say horny but i made a joke saying kids are here refering to the koopa kids (sorry for my spelling).
And then all the Koopalings got added to MK8, but Bowser Jr was removed.
Bowser jr: well i got serious injuries from those so hope my 7 siblings have fun.
Guess bowser had to give them something.
God bless you.
+Dave The Gamer Koopa Kid: Well's that better than BEING FORGOTTEN!
Bowser Jr: Who the heck are you?
Koopa Kid: SEE!!!
King Ness WELL AT LEAST BE HAPPY YOU DIDNT FALL IN LAVA AND THEN HAVE YOUR BONES SHOWN TO EVERYONE LATER!!!
Storm Hut How... Sega Owns Sonic and others not Mario...
All he cared about was the child support check?😂
Undead SpeedVenom 😂
Bowser: all right kids let's go kart racing!
Bowser jr: what about me papa?
Bowser:oops only got 8 tickets
3 Years Later...
Bowser: Son, I won an extra ticket! Come on!
1:03 Bowser: guess who is going Kart racing?! :D
Bowser felt sorry and brought the koopalings to Mario kart
8
8
@@candiedCoderand forgot jr until 8 deluxe
"Dad, can I come to Smash with you now?"
"Fine but you get unlocked with Bowser JR. and you're just a reskin with the same attacks."
Bowser jr is a baby bowser reskin actually and the Kooplings where before both of them
Which is funny
My dad is like this version of Bowser, honestly love it. He doesnt have all the time in the world for me but he tries his best to make time anyway
Seeing Mario murdering Iggy (or was it Larry) like that, I laughed harder than I should.
It was larry
@@laqundrabarnett4141 I think Iggy wears glasses.
@@jonplaud and hesa bit taller
@@jonplaudno it Larry
Notice how Mario was using the magic wand after beating up Larry, I'd wish a new Mario game allows him to use the wand as a weapon maybe Super Mario Maker 3
“NOOOOOOO……. I already mailed the child support check” 😂😂😂😂
But, he's in Mario Kart now...
And now he's in Mario Party.
He probably realised it was unfair to only take Junior
Yes he is . Mario Party 10 .
Freezeflame22 :P And then didn't take Jr in mario kart 8.
PyroIs Shy i know where did he go?!?!?!?
Now he'll take the koopalings to mario kart this time
Bowser finally gave in and let his kids play Mario Kart 8.
Bowser's not a very good dad.
You said it his child got killed in like 3 seconds
Goku is no longer the worst dad ever :P
lockmuertos
But he left his family twice 3 times if u include the buu saga when gohan goten and the others blew up
Piibbish yeah I guess but I wish he never left them on the final episode
oh ok
OMG, the voice of Bowser is so cool
it took me 14 years to realise what a thwomp is
Alrighty then c:
Ramon Zwiep really really 😐
Woah
Ramon Zwiep I used to call them "Petrified Raviolis" because that's what they look like.
See this is why larry is my favorite koopaling since he throws a f*cking temper tantrum when he sees mario in the new games since he knows that he is going to his ass kicked like he did in mario bros 3.
I love bowser's voice in these videos.
It's weird, I know, but since they aren't considered Bowser's kids it's nice that they were given a father in his place. Boom-Boom is the real father, maybe Dorkly would do a morning talk show animation showing that off. "Bowser... you are not the father!" And Bowser dances in celebration.
Bowser's voicr here is so admirable like a british super villain.
Actually, I think he sound Australian.
“You only took Bowser Jr. to those”
Mario Kart 8 be like:
I've always respected you Cranky, your constructive criticism got me through alot as a kid.
Mario is the true villain.
"I already mailed the child support check" and the noises at the end made me laugh lmfao
*"But you only take Bowser Jr. to Kart races!"*
*A few years later*
Mario Kart 8 happens.
mario is a sociopath and bowser is just tring to save his people from a mushroom infestation
Game theory? More like garbage theory.
_x_Mario_x_YT more like FACT.
+TricksterÆther Do you deny the fact that he is wrong? Sure as hell seems like it.
Is the U.S. army wrong for killing people fighting against them? No. Is Mario wrong for killing an army thats fighting against him? Appearently yes, according to you. Bowser kidnapped the princess o the Mushroom Kingdom. Who's in the wrong here? According to you, Princess Peach. Bowser transforms toads into bricks (Not brick blocks aka the ones that float) and who's in the wrong here? According to you, the Toads.
Mario not torture Donkey Kong. MatPat pat has said this, but he has also said Jump man is Mario's dad.
_x_Mario_x_YT mario's fanboy is so salty here...
+TricksterÆther That's your counter argument? Damn so you roasted me so hard
Bowser is a terrible father and husband.
goku: hold my beer.
“You fell down some stairs, remember”
Stewie is that you?
Bowser: oh wait that's right, they just come back to life.
Right after this: LITERALLY. ALL OF MY CHILDREN ARE NOW DEAD JERRY!!!!
This is the first utube vid I have ever watched
Joshua Sapolin wow
Seven years ago
Seven kids bowser has
It seems that below every fearsome monster bellies a kind heart for his kids
"Nooo! Nooo! I already mailed the child support check!!" I died right there!😂😂
Well, now they took me out of Mario Kart! >:(
Cheer up, Bowser Jr., maybe one day you'll return as DLC.
Bowser Jr. You suck as kart racer anyway, I'd rather play as Lemmy, Roy, Or Larry! Not Wendy though, She's a Bitch!
but you're back in mk8dx though (:
Bowser talking about alimony coins are hilarious
Her body
Her choice
Her Responsibility.
actually bowser did bring the koopalings to mario kart 8
that's what i was going to say
Deimeltor bru this was 20012
Probably explains how the Koopalings got in Mario Kart 8 and Smash Bros. 4
Bowser has officially disowned the seven Koopalings. His story now is that Bowser Jr. is his only issue. Gee -- I wonder why.
I'm with Larry on this one
"Yeah, cause Bowser Jr. doesn't give so much lip"
Damn bowser🤭
Yay I found a comment that isn’t a year old
The koopalings really are Bowser's children
bowser is dealing with the rebellious teenager stage for his kids. also I feel for bowser in this.
"You only took Bowser Jr to those!"
Boy, this video aged well.
"I already mailed the Child Support Check!"
-Bowser 2012
Technically Bowser has a point. He doesn't want his kids becoming spoiled brats when they become adults. Larry reminds me of those spoiled college kids we have today.
"I already mailed the child support." lol
Bowser: NOOO!!!!! I already mailed the child support check.
XD
1:09 and then mario kart 8
and color splash, at least it was better then what bowser jr was in for the first time.
Inspiration of Mario Kart 8
Watched this. XD
First Dorkly video I watched
.. Grow your megalomaniacal tail up!" mouser is laughing his ass off.
PLOT TWIST: It was Bowser's evil plan from the beginning to have all of his kids killed by Mario to get out of paying child support forever.
Except he already sent the check out…
A solid plan. More people should emulate him.
1:10 Hey, don't worry Larry, you're in Mario Kart 8 now! I'm sure you'll respect your father a little more now.
And Bowser finally let the Koopalings in a MarioKart game 2 years later.
Whoever Bowser’s ex is she really is milking his savings account dry
R.I.P Larry Koopa
this is me when i have to spend a weekend with my younger siblings
"You only took Bowser Junior to those"
And so the Koopalings beat up Bowser Junior and appeared in Mario Kart 8 instead of him.
The problem with the koopalings just being Bowser’s minions is that ,that means Bowser is enslaving kids to do work.
I always get a discord vide from bowser
Who's the mom, though?
Peach I think. obviously she seems more with bowser then with mario ;D
There's another Dorkly short that shows who Bowser's referring to. It's called "Bowser's Marital Problems"
Peach
Ndnd!
brandon caudil if peach is the mother, how did bowser make her pregnant, and how were
The koopalings born
Noooo I already mailed the child support check!! (cries)
This is why he's not even legally allowed to call them his kids anymore.
Nerd fact: the koopalings aren't Bowser's kids.
Awesome video anyway!
Yes, they are. Nintendo said the contrary once before and the Mario fandom exploded in nerd rage. So they say that their "current" story is that they're not his kids. Since Nintendo doesn't care about story anyway, we just believe what we want to. :)
So therefore I was right fact wise, wrong opinion wise or the other way around.
Doesn't matter opinion over fact, fact over opinion same difference.
Didn't have to guess that people raped the comment section about how the Koopalings are in Mario Kart 8.
Omg,Bowers vocie actor is awesome! "NO!!!! WHY?!?! I already mailed the child SUPPORT!!!" -Bower. Lol xD
0:21 I like how he says U never told ur mother about that right?
Bowser is a bad father
hes doing the best he can
+Praxis Kuviasu "Does anybody know anything about divorcing your parents? I'll tell you who knows a lot about it: my son! Well, not my... Larry. It's just... it's just Larry now."
Ya
Eh it could be worse
Danwolf15 no he isnr
For the last godamn time, bowser jr is bowser's only son.
No one knows who the koopalings parents are.
so what...
FiFi Famous Nope. Delete
What about in the Mario cartoon where they are his kids?
BlahGolem Theyre not his kids in the cartoon thats why my mind is fucked
Why was my comment deleted?
"I kidnap princesses like a mature adult" 🤣🤣
Poor Bowser was trying to be a good Dad 😢