" need a dispenser here " " n33d a dIsspennsurr herr " " ◇~♡•♤3}¿|♤ " After 2 days of playing engineer, I finally snapped. And this is exactly what would happen if I snapped.
Yes. As an engineer lover, its just insane how they like go ahead and battle, leave the dispenser alone,unguarded, and when its destroyed their like engie tf is the dispenser
(later) *knock knock* "It's open!" "Yes this is the valve team we have come to inform you that the end of tf2 was brought on by a robot apocalypse just becuse of you, you now owe us 1,000,000 dollars to fix it"
Also, that's why people like Alexy Moreno are cancer, they make excessively rude comments that are absolutely oozing with stupidity and broken English.
"broken English.". Well, there is no true form or correct way to use the English language, because there are so many variants of the language. (Ex. Southern English, American English, African English, Spanish-English, etc). With no respect, this is why people like Critical Tick are imbeciles. They make "superior thought out comments", thinking that their the smartest and most mature people in the world. Erghmm, some people.
just like in tutorial, spawn ornate_rug model under (it's the best for it), physics rig it, and move kinematic slider to the right. This object now serves as a barrier, sfmphys cannot use map collision
"I, the scout which does essentially *NOTHING* for our team, expects you to become my personal slave and bring your dispenser wherever I decide to go. Oh, by the way, I used up one singular Scattergun shot. *NEED A DISPENSER HERE* "
How the hell did you animate a rain of dispensers with so much detail? It must have taken you months! Amazing work, with an exception to the beginning... more specificaly the part where he goes nuts.
Scout: need a dispenser here Sniper: need a dispenser here Medic: dispenser goes here Heavy: put dispenser here (pootis) Vagineer: HHHUUUUURRRRRRRRR Soldier: deploy dispenser here Pyro: need a dispenser here (mumbling) Spy: place is dispenser here Demoman: need a dispenser here!
Spy: Not our fines-- *AHHHHHHHHHHHH* (Edit: Thx for the likes btw) Heres another one Soldier: No ammo! Heavy: Move! Soldier: We need dispenser Heavy: Shut up! Soldier: *laughs*
This is how the world of TF2 ends. Only the TF2 Résistance that survived the encounter need help from a portal to Salvation. That Portal made the next generation of Resistence Fighters grow, The Overwatch League. With their combined forces, the Enginner's Apocalypse will be thé toughest challenge for both worlds.
Blu: “I wonder what red is up to”
Red:
Engiee: WWWWEEEEEE kkkknnnnneeeeeeddddd aaaaaaa dddddiiiisssspppeeeennnssseeerrrr rrrrriiiiggggghhhhhtttt hhhhhheeeeerrrrrrrrrreeeee
wait, i think this is fighting with robot mode
there is an upgrade in the spawn
Hùng Tăng Duyên no its not
Miss Pauling
hey red team rent is due sooooooo ......................... ok what the !@#$ happind here
@@-TangDuyenHung-A 3:53 meanwhile the rest of class
"That's what you get."
They asked for the dispenser. They got the dispenser.
Yup
Well more than just A
Dispenser
Note to everyone: respect your engies
*NEED A DISPENSER HERE*
Chaotic engineers screams
Engies make da world go 'round.
much obliged, pardner
Honestly, as an engineer it helps to know where my team needs support.
“What do you play as?”
“Oh I main the dispenser.”
Engineer more like "dispenser maker"
Nerf dispenser
@@RadioactivePine69 no
You mean engineer
No it's the dispenser I main
Wdym-
A dispenser knight
Wha-
This SFM was WAY ahead of its Time
and it has also aged well
Cloudy with a Chance of Dispensers
LMAO
Exploding ones, and murderous robots and Armageddon
Right😏
Selinay Tiryakioğlu and hell
HOLY FUCK I JUST THOUGHT OF THAT AND THEN I SAW YOUR COMMENT WTF DUDE
If you changed “need a dispenser here” to “MEDIC!” the reaction for the medic would be the same as the engie
Same?it would be "atleast" same...same is the best thing possibly happen
raining medics
it whould just rain mediguns
He would get the medick gun@@GunSpyEnthusiast
Actually, it'd be the scene from 300 with Crusader's Crossbow bolts. That he stole from the enemy team.
"NO AMMO!"
"lol pootispensor here"
"haha"
Pretty sure it was
"NO AMMO!"
"need a dispenser here xd"
"shat up"
Shat up!
SHUT UP!!
@@anyarr nobody:
*the coffin robotics on top apartment too much*
“We need dispenser”
“Shut up”
Respect the Engineer, and he will already have a dispenser in a good location for you.
This comment needs to be the top comment
Does the same thing apply with the medic?
Doomy Doom medic doesnt give ammo
( Jake Johnson ) whoops, forgot
if its an engie that actually cares about his team
TeamFormers: Revenge of the Dispenser
-Move!
-We need a dispenser!
-Shut up.
*Soldier's chuckle*
I'm dead XD
i love how heavy says "shut up!"
Me 2
That was 69/10 moment
Leaked footage of new tf2 gamemode:”Engie’s Revenge”
Engie is tired of people telling him to make a dispenser
Engie's revengie!
Engie is the new boss en vsh
Saying "Need a dispenser here" will damage his health
as a engie main i want this as a gamemode
@@funnyfunnyfunnyxd same
I think my favorite thing about this video is 0:08 when Engie just turns and whacks Scout without breaking his rhythm at all
This should be a gamemode like survival and kill the engi
Astro Gaming i love you now
Rip uncle dane
THAT'S WILL BE INSANE but awesome
The lag tho
Flarite _ I agreed you bro and this is pyros wrose nithmare
4:01
“We need a dispenser”
“Shut up”
“Hehehehe”
I hit my f**king head when I saw this lol
True friend for engie
And then the alien comes in and blows everything the funk up
Oh I might have done the same thing
I have seen the end of TF2... after 9 years of development the engineer couldnt take it anymore
Everyone forgot the medic?
1:07 the way engies head goes with thw alert tone
Girls' locker room: "Wow I love their cosmetics! Great fashion sense!"
Boys' locker room:
Girls having to put up with the fact that this piece of shit meme format won't fucking die cause of Redditards on r/dankmemes: 0:51
@@Simonomaly Be quiet feminist
@@RizzRoss9001 Mm googoo gaga
@@Simonomaly if o have a problem with it ignore it
@@jeff1liam2 Mm googoo gaga
"We need dispenser!"
"Shut up!"
4:01
Even during an apocalypse, he still can crack a joke
0:47 Vietnam flashbacks!!!
What are you saying about me
@@ncampos1039 tuo fort flashbacks
" need a dispenser here "
" n33d a dIsspennsurr herr "
" ◇~♡•♤3}¿|♤ "
After 2 days of playing engineer, I finally snapped.
And this is exactly what would happen if I snapped.
I am an engie main. And sometimes I just wanna wrench my teammates to death
Yes. As an engineer lover, its just insane how they like go ahead and battle, leave the dispenser alone,unguarded, and when its destroyed their like engie tf is the dispenser
*GUARD THE DISPENSER NIJER !*
Vote Kick Engineer
Reason: Bad Teammate
You can't because he is forever dead
@Petr Říha you do realize that this is a joke right?
Vote failed!
Too much people voted for "no".
No those pieces of crap deserved what he gave them.
The comment. It's at 69 likes. Do not like this post.
Please make this a console command.
spawn_event dispenser_storm
The longer it stays it gets worse each few minutes with the ending result of the entire map being nuked
Then we must capture the point before it is too late
And everytime you odo this ends up server crash like seriousmartin
How about of turret storm?
Don’t question my profile picture plz what the hell is that in your profile picture
this shit needs more views
6 mean h8rs
shit?do you mean gold?
2:00
When I’m playing demo-knight and a million Pyros come
Freedom! For unicorns!
In March 9 of 2016, a great mass genocide ocurred thanks to an annoyed Engineer.
That day was known as...
*Dispenser Judgement Day.*
(later) *knock knock*
"It's open!"
"Yes this is the valve team we have come to inform you that the end of tf2 was brought on by a robot apocalypse just becuse of you, you now owe us 1,000,000 dollars to fix it"
So, "D-Day" for short? :D
Also, that's why people like Alexy Moreno are cancer, they make excessively rude comments that are absolutely oozing with stupidity and broken English.
"broken English.". Well, there is no true form or correct way to use the English language, because there are so many variants of the language. (Ex. Southern English, American English, African English, Spanish-English, etc). With no respect, this is why people like Critical Tick are imbeciles. They make "superior thought out comments", thinking that their the smartest and most mature people in the world. Erghmm, some people.
*Terminator 2 theme plays*
Mann vs Uncle Dane mode
Dispenser goin up
1:37 - Wow! Is it the heaven?
2:18 - Well, It isn't...
its hell hhahahahahahhaahh!
The fury of the dispensers >:3
Mlg pro player 291 more like hell
New update on dispenser They will be raining of them exploding and specially they transform to a robot
Mlg pro player 291 the hellven
In most cases, we would need more gun.
Well not anymore in this case.
oh, here's a video i found where they sing a silly song:
th-cam.com/video/nq-dwMyiwDM/w-d-xo.html
0:49 Me becoming hysteric because of " NEED A DISPENSER HERE "
OMG that engineer gone crazy and this is a masterpiece
0:06 Engineer: Grrr I Can’t Take This Sh*t Anymore
Mann V Machine maps? Working in SFM?! How could this happen?!
It's a good thing there is a workshop for lazy people like me
hey how did you get SFMphys to work?
download:
steamcommunity.com/app/1840/discussions/0/619569608583967195/
tutorial:
th-cam.com/video/tHfEP0UVkzQ/w-d-xo.html
and
th-cam.com/video/uN4MW2zS1yk/w-d-xo.html
yuperino, I've seen all these but my objects still fall flat through the ground, how did you get that to work?
just like in tutorial, spawn ornate_rug model under (it's the best for it), physics rig it, and move kinematic slider to the right. This object now serves as a barrier, sfmphys cannot use map collision
Heavy: MOVE!!
soldier: We need a dispenser
Heavy: shut up!!
Soldier: (lols about to die)
Patrick: And then everyone died,
*The end.*
2016: Not yet
2017: Meh, still no
2018: Let's get closer
2019: JUST A YEAR!
2020: Deadmeat: *STONKS*
Hi Tem
@@Datoneguyhax it waES Bob hE STOle my ACOnt!!!11
"I, the scout which does essentially *NOTHING* for our team, expects you to become my personal slave and bring your dispenser wherever I decide to go. Oh, by the way, I used up one singular Scattergun shot. *NEED A DISPENSER HERE* "
0:30 wish granted
Soldier: We need Dispenser
Heavy: Shut up!
4:37
4:01
I lol so loud because NG Dropped the thing when Scout said need dispenser here. (0:23)
......i'll just call the medic next time.
HOW DID SCOUT DIE? HES RECEIVEING INFINITE HEALTH!!!!! 0:36
Yeah he die because it to heavy
People:I hope June will be good
June:
0:16 Shut da fak up
-Engie
fa-get
"Dispenser fire"
"But engie... you killed yourself?"
"Just do it!"
Pyro's Dream 2:15
that's why ppl hates scouts
Learn grammar.
What is a ppl anyway?
Sample Text ppl is short for people
And that's why some people call scouts "Scunts"
Biggest doushbag in this entire video
We need a disp- I mean a sentry here.
3:55 literalmente estaban lluviendo dispensadores y se quedan sin munision
Holy cow how did you make this
+Nocturne: The Lark I used sfmphys script and then spammed particles everywhere:D
+Deadmeat damn, nice work
make the piss war
Nocturne: The Lark I
Deadmeat lol
How the hell did you animate a rain of dispensers with so much detail? It must have taken you months!
Amazing work, with an exception to the beginning... more specificaly the part where he goes nuts.
I believe he used a script called SFMPhys, which basically adds physics to SFM
...that's a rare sight...a Pyro with a fire extinguisher....
THAT PYRO HAS TO BE A SPY!
Those dispensers exploded even harder than Engineer's rage.
When u ask mom for cookie too many times
Send the scourge of the cookies.
Yep
"Need- a dis- penser- here!"
This is "Healirious - Engineer version". The second half of the two overworked, underappreciated support roles snapping under the pressure. Well done.
(0:57(
Wut? Well hes gone insane
3:18 unreal tournament 99 instagib
Engineer and medic are the most mentally tortured characters when it comes to dreaded *teammates*
NEED A DISPENSER HERE!
ENGINEER: AHHHH *DED*
I love how there isn’t some sort of montage of him building this doomsday dispenser, implying he always had this button on him.
Scout: need a dispenser here
Sniper: need a dispenser here
Medic: dispenser goes here
Heavy: put dispenser here (pootis)
Vagineer: HHHUUUUURRRRRRRRR
Soldier: deploy dispenser here
Pyro: need a dispenser here (mumbling)
Spy: place is dispenser here
Demoman: need a dispenser here!
Poutispenser
Poot-dispenser
Need a dispencer here
Poot dispenser here Poot Dispenser here
Nope
Pootis spencer here
Zhe Zispenzer should gozz here!!
Medic is always ready to sacrifice his life to save others
*NINE YEARS?!* I can't even explain what's going through my mind right now.
2:07 he do be spitting facts
3:35
Pyro was just trying to help out :(
Why didn’t spy sap the controller
Maybe he ran out of zappers
Proper props He had to recharge his sappers with a dispenser.
Cause it wasnt his finest hour- *AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH*
Maybe cuz his sappers were destroyed
Pat Chin Engineer Dispensering my sapper!
4:00
Heavy:Move!
Soldier:We need dispenser-
Heavy:shut up
Soldier:hehehe
Funnest shit I've ever seen ngl
Engineer: YES. YES. I ACTIVATED IT! I DID IT!!! HAHAHA WATASHIWA ENGI YOSHIKAGE
3:41 you know the fire's real bad when even pyro contemplates the extinguisher
ITS RAINING DISPENSERS 1:37
HARELUYA
"I love happy endings."4:25
*3:01** What a great reference!*
"Need a dispenser here? Need a dispenser there? Why not dispensers *everywhere?!!"*
-Engineer after his psychological breakdown.
This scene just shakes my computer 4:07
0:17 engi:shut the **** up dang it
scout: hahaha
need a dispenser here
engi: * take dispenser and throw into scout
Engie said Faggot not Dang it
4:00
Heavy: "MOVE!"
Soldier: "We need dispenser!"
Heavy: "Shut up"
Soldier: *laughter*
Do any engineers actually listen to their teammates when they say “need a dispenser here”?
Spy: Not our fines-- *AHHHHHHHHHHHH*
(Edit: Thx for the likes btw)
Heres another one
Soldier: No ammo!
Heavy: Move!
Soldier: We need dispenser
Heavy: Shut up!
Soldier: *laughs*
Lol
4:00
Heavy: MOVE!
Soldier: we need dispenser
heavy: shut up
Soldier: hahahaha
That Scout at the beginning is my spirit animal.
whenever I play as scout, I *always* spam X+5 if I happen to see a nearby engineer
*Unreal Tournament bots start falling from sky*
Not what I was expecting... but I dig it
We need a dispencer...
SHUT UP!! jajaja
"Jajaja" Is that Spanish's laughing?
Cloudy with a chance of dispensers
You know what, I'm going to turn this into a real attack in the VR platform I build content for.
3:04 SKYNET
??:what day is it? What year?
??2:2016.
??:what happened?
??2:JUDGMENT DAY.
its raining Dispenser 1:48
3:07 that’s a l4d prop
Soldier: we need dispenser
Heavy: Shut up
I love the animation when he swings around and hits the scout so much :D
This is how the world of TF2 ends.
Only the TF2 Résistance that survived the encounter need help from a portal to Salvation.
That Portal made the next generation of Resistence Fighters grow, The Overwatch League.
With their combined forces, the Enginner's Apocalypse will be thé toughest challenge for both worlds.
And the Next Video is
DISPENSERATOR: RISE OF THE DISPENSERS
@@RoyalRoseTrue 0:45 the start of homework people too hard
Raining dispensers
And cybernetics from unreal tournament 2004 (better games by epic)
You live by the dispenser, you die by the dispenser.
All of the robots are gonna have to stay in the base.
How did he know i did this??? THERE ON TO ME! YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE FBI!!!!!
U r ded. No big soup rice.
Big soup rice not
engineer: dispenser going up
(seconds later)
me: DISPENSER DOWN!!!!
Those dispensers falling must be loud