Cristela Alonzo Teaches a Racist a Lesson at Bloomingdale's | Netflix Is A Joke
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Omg LOL. I worked retail for a couple years and I had a customer tell me a similar story. She said she was shopping somewhere and an associate treated her like this, rude as hell and condescending for no reason. So she smiled, ignored her, took whatever she said with absolute grace. Just went about her business shopping peacefully. Rounded up thousands of dollars worth of shit, paid cash (debit), had the rude associate de-censor, gift wrap, and bag every single item for her... then said "Now return them all." Made her unwrap, re-censor and return everything.
Love this
Oh wow, I would love to do this lol.... but I probably won't....
WHAT ? LOL
Hahah love it ! Thats the best revenge! Make them gift wrap and de censor and bag . Then make a refund on the spot ! That way they don't get the commission!! Hahahaa
Now that’s funny hahaha
An extra petty level: have her gift wrap the bag and then have someone else ring it up for the commission 😂
Ooooowwwwww
I like the way you think.
@@brianpalmer3560 mayyyybe
That's what I'm talking about
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That logic applies to any retail store employee. Yes, I am *shopping* in this store... but *you* WORK here! So STICK IT!
??????
I work at LVMH so I would honestly say working there is better than just being a regular customer there.
@@jayd9825 You are missing the fucking point, a sales person is beneath important rich people
Adam Samuel is that sarcasm lol
But if the employees weren't there you couldn't shop there. This is a case of a bad employee, not all employees are like this
This happened to me at a high end boutique in Rome, my girlfriend and I were shopping and I was holding some of the clothes she chose for herself helping her like a good friend... I'm not exactly size skinny like her and I saw some of the ladies working laughing and talking about me... overheard one of them saying to the others that it's too small for her... guess they thought I couldn't understand body language and italian... told my friend she took all the clothes and put it on a rack and she dragged me to the next boutique and the girls there were absolutely nice. I probably bought quite a lot... we went past the previous boutique and they saw the amount of bags we had and that feeling of pride was power 😂😂😂that was my Julia Roberts moment... i look at them and in my mind I screamed... " big mistake ladies,HUGE"
That still brings a smile to my face...
In your mind. Okay Karen.
The ladies don’t care; they aren’t paid based on how much product they sell.
@Smokejaguar Six...She didn't ask for Mgr/Try to get then canned (Karen)...She quietly left an unfriendly store and spent her money at a friendly one....What's wrong with that?
@Seun..."The ladies don’t care;".....I'll bet their boss does....They weren't shopping at Walmart, at high end clothiers the attendants are paid to sell clothes not just stand around and run a cash register, the attendants get a commission on the expensive items they sell.
@J K....Yeah awkward looks from silly immature 8 year olds maybe but grown folks are expected to do better, especially grown folks whose job is to work with the public. If they can't act respectfully around people of different sizes they need a different job.
"I drove to nearest Bloomingdales to return that bag." Saw that coming from ten miles away.
Which also was the distance to the next Bloomingdales.
You say a joke coming? You don’t say 😑
Everyone was aware of what was coming Next!!
Can the person that sold the bag to her see it in the system as returned later on?
@@mellymel8474 Yes,I believe it can be seen
What makes me most mad is that it’s always those people in those expensive stores. Acting like they own the place when they can’t even afford the items, they’re selling as well
Facts.
That happened to me in a chic boutique. I was with a friend. She was buying shoes. So, while she was trying them I saw a cute bag and went to the cashier to ask for the price (because the items had no prices on them). The owner was also there behind the counter. So, I asked for the price and the cashier told me: it is expensive. I was like what kingd of answer is that!? The owner didn't like his attitude, so he came with me, toke the bag and show it to me: what it was made of, how it was sinside etc. and then left me alone with the bag for me to decide if i wanted to buy it or not.
Yeah! for some reason people who work in chic places think they can tell you if you can afford it or not.
@Mary Garcia Right!? 😅
Lmao the nerve of this cashier to show out in front of the owner like this? They probably thought they were gonna get props or something. I hope they got a stern talking-to.
I also eat the wrong food at restaurants but it's out of anxiety rather than politeness.
I just take what I dont want of it off... and eat it lol. I dont like making a fuss. Oh... and returning stuff. It's just not worth it to me. I'll just give It to someone who would appreciate it. :)
I do the same thing, too. Also, I know that some words sound the same in a way.
"Sauce or Salt."
From personal experience, due to having a narrow palate, there are some times where I would have to repeat myself like either once or twice (depending on the volume of the environment around me.
Bonus: From experience, I know that everyone has one of those "stupid moments" and that plus ADHD... you would think the world would end over one small thing, only to realize that the wrong thing was actually right this whole time causing you to have one of those "feels good to cry" moments.
Jui told my friend that. Just eat at home. U always have a problem. That’s annoying
And for everyone else out there, instead of buying an $800 bag. Buy a $25 bag and put $775 into it.
U rly r wise
@WiseAss "...put $775 into it." That means to put $775 of upgrade into it; how does one do that? Do you mean "put $775 in it"?
BIG BRAIN
@Angelo Aitken "...a question you need a [an] answer to[.]" Would you provide an answer? I often have to guess what people mean because they're inept at writing. BTW, TH-cam never notified me of your reply, because TH-cam deemed it too rude, but not politically incorrect enough to be censored. I found it only because TH-cam notified me of flaco's comment, which isn't even for me.
@@Lawliet734 he's referring to being smarter with your money. Instead of blowing $800 on a bag that won't appreciate over time, buy a bag that costs $25 (much more practical) and keep the $775 in your savings, hence the comment about keeping the money in your bag. Your money is where it's going to benefit you and not break you. Hope this helps.
She is my favorite female comic now! Real, honest, inspiring, adorable, sweet with a polite edge....and not loud or profane! I could watch her every day!
That happened to me at a boutique store once. I don't think it was because of me being Asian, but because I wasn't wearing something noticeably expensive, like a pair of red bottom Louboutin or something. But I still bought what I wanted to buy from that store, expect at the register, I told the check out person that I didn't want to log those items under the sales associate who was rudely waiting for me. Because I don't want that person to get the commission. Instead, I just pointed out another random sales associate at the store and have the items logged under their name. Of course, I stated the reason why I wanted to do what I was about to do and threatened that I would leave empty handed if they insisted to let that rude ass bitch get the commission.
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I love the Selenas reference then the Pretty Woman reference for any of the white people in the audience 🤣
I stood there like "....More ribbon..." EXCELLENT!!!
I needed to get a new cell phone for my Mom. The person just assumed I could not pay in full and kept trying to get me to do a payment plan. Not only could I afford it I used to work in the corporate office and I still get a discount. It took everything not to cuss the woman out.
Spiceybooger Spiceybooger I’d be inclined to say “ I guess you don’t want my money then “. I mean, from a logical standpoint surely you’d want the full payment then and there no?
@@snikrdoodls14 They make more with payment plans from fees
They are trained to offer the payment plan, because usually the company makes more money out of it and it’s a way to keep you longer, at least until you pay off the phone.
@@CherryCharris i completely forgot about that aspect. But if you're losing a customer, admit defeat and still get some of that money money.
Bonus: she probably loses the commission on it too.
@J K Too far!
@@ShawnRavenfire Not far enough
@J K 🤣☠️
I would’ve made another sales associate ring me up so the rude one doesn’t get the commission or credit for the sale. Assuming I could afford to buy and keep the bag.
Should have opened the gift wrapping at the counter and acted so surprised “Look what I bought myself”
You told HER, Cristela. I hope you filed a complaint
Exactly the same thing happened to me when i went shopping with a friend and her mom. We went to Louis Vuitton and my friend saw some shoes that she liked and ask the lady for her size. My friend is on a wheelchair and the employee gave her a nasty look like she is not worth to wear those shoes. Thankfully her mom saw the look and she complained to the manager and we got an other employee, not only the nasty employee lost her commission but my friends mom bought a bag too and she said goodbye to the nasty employee waving her new bag at her
I was at an Hermes store in Singapore. My friends and I were just browsing. We clearly could not afford their items. But the staff was still really nice to us. 👍🏻
Hahahahaha I was hoping for a Selena reference lol
😍 god i love her. She's one of the best comics out there
I've had this happen often, people tell me "Oh, it's really expensive." I'm thinking...that isn't a price....
This reminds me of the time my dad picked me up after school to go shopping for a nice coat for my mother (a gift for her doing so well in recovery from a major surgery).
This was when we lived in Germany for a few years bc of his job, and my mom has very OUT THERE fashion sense, think Cruella DeVille coat over Elvira dress, so we went to a fancy German store in a little town. I was in some beat up school clothes and my dad was in some basketball shorts and an orange shirt that didn't match, we both looked awful. As SOON as we stepped in, the ladies at the counter started talking amongst each other before one of them came up to us and started speed-talking in German, too quick for me to keep up with my low level German. I was switching between Spanish and English with my dad trying to translate what I understood, and I guess the mix of us being foreigners AND our clothes looking beat up made her think we were not worth the store's time, so she left us to our own devices without letting me translate and respond. She just turned and walked back to the other ladies working there.
She was so cold and rude, which is unfortunately a really widespread stereotype of Germans. They're mostly really kind, but SHE was one of the bad apples. The looks they all gave us were really disheartening, and although we should've just left instead of giving them money, papi made it a point to prove her prejudice wrong, and we weren't even going to buy the coat that day!! We were just there to compare between two that we thought would suit my mom!
But anyways she was a bitch so I tried on a big red coat since I am near my mother's size, it fit great, the ladies were looking at us like I was tainting the coat just by wearing it, and then papi grabbed it, headed straight to the exact clerk that treated us like shit, placed 80 euros cash on the counter and had me ask in my so-so German if he could pay the other 70 with his card. We (he) dropped 150 euros (roughly 170-180 dollars depending on the conversion) that day and grabbed a note card from the counter that was meant to write a note to whoever received the gift just so they knew we (he) dropped that money on something that wasn't even for us, and gave my mother a beautiful post-surgery gift.
We're in America now. She's completely healed, she still has that big red coat, and she still looks like she could get away with murder in it. Don't judge appearances, and mind your fucking business 🖤
Maybe it was a plot to make her buy the bag in the first place
Reverse psychology. Hmm, very Machiavellian. 😆
But she returned it in the end tho
Which is why if I were to buy it I would have gone to a different salesperson and made the rude salesperson watch the transaction. That way if there was a commission involved the rude one wouldn't get it.
I thought only my ex-husband thinks like that
@@recessivegenius6630 hey baby, it's been a long time
I was waiting for that part. I ran to the next Bloomingdales and returned that f**king bag.
xoxoxoxo :-) :-) As an excellent ex- cashier & waitperson - & even better customer who generally dresses in Old Navy sweats - I ADORE this bit!I I'll never have any desire for an $800 bag but I sure used to spend egregious amounts of my disposable $ in high end restaurants, back when that was possible.
Treat me with decency, no preconceived notions & make my evening enjoyable - you get a tip that makes you jump for joy, Treat me poorly - I will grudgingly tip enough so that you make minimum wage, and then talk to your manager :-)
Now we're just throwing Karen around? Nowhere did OP say they don't tip for bad service. But I'll be damned if I tip 20% when I was ignored after asking 3 times for a water refill.
Excellent job.... Cristela Well played.. thanks for sharing this..
Similar incident at Movie theatre. So me and my gf went to watch a movie. We were deciding which movie to watch, discussing in our native language. We decided to watch Lion King live action movie ( English). The cashier was listening us for quite sometime. As soon as we asked for tickets for Lion King. The cashier looked at us with most sympathetic eyes and went "but that's in English". I was like , bitch you think we are dumb enough to not know
Then I proceeded to tell him (In English), that we are grateful for his concern. Since we are educated enough to understand English language we won't have any problem . From next time he should mind his own business.
"more ribbon" PLSSSSSS
Best I've heard in a LONG time!
Plot twist: No return on clearance items...
Ahaha
😂😂😂😂 yessss
I am a firm believer in that people should work in the service industry I have waited tables to bring a cashier now a ASM in retail and it never ceases to amaze me how rude and entitled people are
I'd love to show this video in one of my courses.
Call me Petty Betty but I would’ve done the saaaaammmmeeeeeeeee !! 😂😂😂
Good for you,I think we all have a sales person we wish we could have done the same thing to!! 🐥
Yes. That’s Awesome. 👏
You made my week, you are awesome 🥳
Love love 💗
Omg omg revive Cristella the series!! It was amazing 😁 She was phenomenal in it!!!
RIP retail shops.
I LOOOOOVED THIS!
Well....thats a good marketing strategy
Well, that's one sales tactic lol
Love this
Amazing set.. always relatable..love from India❤
Not racism but classism
It is racism plain and simple.
This had me cracking up ❤️
That saleswoman was rude, and Cristela was right to complain
I knew where all this was heading and it's still satisfying as fawk to hear
THAT IS ON F******...FUNNY CRISTELA.....THANK YOU!
Take the trip to Hawaii .... not the BAG! 😝
lol, and now she can. Cause she returned it.
Please tell me where to get a Hawaii trip for $800 lol
Buy the bag, return the bag and then buy the trip to hawaii lol.
Absolutely!
great you made me laugh thanks
“More ribbon” 😎
''THAT WAS A GOOD 1 RIGHT THERE''
I worked twice in high end retail stores, what people don't realize is that within weeks of being on the shelves those high dollar items go on sell for employees at a very small fraction of the retail sale price. Therefore I don't go to expend my money at Bloomingdale or any other of those places, but I surely became friends with someone who works there. Now they pay better, way back you can't make a living working on retail.
Customer services Reps at Crossroads remember when I got 86 there
I miss her sitcom!
Sephora Indonesia has the rude shop employees that need this lady's lesson
Lol which city, which mall, tell me? 😂
@@wb8695 all of them. But surprisingly sephora PI has the most bearable attitude. I even use "uremployeesucks" email to register as member so everytime they ask for my email for points, the people who understand english kinda stunted LMAO
I'm not sure why the title of this video claims to be an act of "racism". I think if anything, this was an act of "classism" - which of course is tremendously rude, and unbelievably insulting - but people from ALL races and ALL walks of life have experienced this type of degrading treatment before. As a white woman myself, I have most definitely experienced it, and I know exactly how offensive and infuriating it feels. Also Cristela never clarified the the race of the sales woman, so for all we know, she could have also been Latina. This being said, it is really sad and unfortunate that even in the year of 2020 that racism still exists - but this particular story did not evolve from racially charged acts and saying that it did does a terrible disservice to those who are and were legitimate victims of racism. Come one Netflix, please do better than this.
racism and classism are not mutually exclusive
My uncle was half south Asian, half insulted. So watch your darn mouth!
😅 smiley so you know I’m kidding!
I love this woman.....
The ONLY place in the world where i was never judged for how I dressed or looked was Harrod's in London. They treated me with the utmost respect, amazing customer service and comfort. I will always remember that for the rest of my life. They train and hire their employees very well and when I can afford it, I'll definitely go back. I cannot say that about any place in the U.S, Asia, Europe.....
GMF. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏Good one.
Her personality here 🆚 the “Lagelly Brown” performance makes me think she’s 2 different people
she does not consider that many people are coming to shops either to look, or to waste time or even to try stealing some goods. After that she is "surprised" about shop's staff reaction? Try telling all the truth about your people, not pieces you select to present in cheap comedy.
Not on a retail setting, but I've worked as a cook most of my life. Also I have some disabilities, so it takes me a minute to get situated. First day at a new job, it was taking me a minute to read the orders on the screen... Rude waitress comes to the window, and yells at me "Can you read?" With my best idiot face and my most casual tone I shout back at her: "In 4 languages, why?" (I am Latina, I have an IQ of 140, I am just handicapped).
she was probably being rude to get a sale lmao XD
Should have complained to the manager
She should have twisted on the karen and turned into the karen lol.
This reminded me of a hot summer afternoon I had to enter the mall through a Bloomingdale, my goal was to use the restroom, I had not even planned on going to the mall that day but I was around the area and I had to pee... OK, I wasn't dressed to impress but I was comfortable with my sweat pants, a simple t-shirt, hat on, and face mask.. well I tell you, I have not had so many people giving me weird condescending looks in my life, some even mockingly laughed as I was walking by, I found it amusing, not upsetting at all, but I was amazed at the number of people with such attitude, customers and employees included, therefore I stuck around checking out the different overly expensive clothing just for fun and personal social experiment, not for too long though as I really needed to take a leak.
Omg my dad's terrified to complain, even when employees tell him to!!!!! I worked retail enuf to know def always complain & if u have time write a bad review on them!!!!
I. Love. Her.
Iconic!
I think Oprah did this but it was a 35k bag ....
This bit has been done before a couple of times. Some "comics" like to rip off other comics.
@@EliDekay too often for my comfort -.-
It was at a retailer that soils Hermès in Switzerland But Hermès apologizes as it wasn’t actually one of their stores. Still lame!
It's likely because they weren't a commissioned salesperson. I've always suggested holding back on big-ticket items to get more things for the same total. What's one bag when you can get two bags, matching shoes, a belt, and a pair of sunglasses for the same amount? That's five times the product moved. Plus, paid installments is for store credit card sign-ups to build client credit and boost loyalty. If anything, it was minutely classist.
Yes yes
GUYS I know it's a joke BUT BUT BUT, and understand friends, my mom has worked at the lex and 3rd location for 15 years. YES they have a union BUT STILL. If the joke is a true story or not, the staff member saying "its 800" that way and her entire attitude may be less of an attitude against the customer and more a sort of introspective thing because heres the truth. At bloomingdales they cant even check bills for forgery. Thugs and criminals go there all the time and spend dozens and dozens of phony 100 dollar bills just to show up the next day to return the item for legit bills. The commission is 9% right BUT bloomingdales has the most insane and outrageous return policy for its workers. People can return anything in any condition for up to a year no receipt and get every cent back and the staff member loses every penny of that sale. So you can literally sell 4 grand worth of merchandise over a work day then show up at 10 for the workday the next morning. Doors open at 11 and literally every item you sold the day before could theoretically get returned at that point and practically put you at negative. The drawer is also a nightmare. The way customers treat the staff is also a nightmare at times. I'm sure not all the staff are saints in fact I know they're not but people dont know how brutal it can be working at bloomeys
Thanks for sharing, I had no idea. That gives some interesting perspective
Girl working at Bloomingdales was an Aztec getting back at this Spanish lady
...I'm SPANISH and AZTEC....what EXACTLY does what you wrote mean??? t.y. 💋
@@sharontrujillo7793 that this woman is clearly of Spanish descent. She could be on the metro in Madrid. Spain is one of the fanciest countries in Europe and also the major colonizer of the Americas. So the idea this woman could be the victim of racism rather than the perpetrator seems ridiculous.
OH....well, when it's EXPLAINED that way...uh, YEAH!!! 😝. I've got APACHE and NAVAJO as well.... bloodlines are no joke dude....O.G.
Yeah she probably is of Spanish decent...and Aztec...cuz she Mexican. Watch her other stuff, her mom is from Mexico...
Claire P I’m Brazilian. I’m not anyway Tupi or Guarani. I’m mostly Portuguese with a little Italian. Same with most Mexicans, they are Spaniards in ancestry except in places like Yutacan. Saying this woman is part Aztec is like saying Donald Trump is part Cherokee 😂😂
She is so funny. But I would prefer no profanity! You can be edgy and funny without profanity...pls consider this Cristela. Gracias.
Profanity is in the eye of the beholder! She might not consider those words profane! They’re only words! Bitch!
@@catofthecastle1681 thank you for the complement. Or the insult? I’m confused...words don’t mean nothing. Anything? I mean do they?!?!?! AGGGGGHHJHHHHHHH! The insanity!
I like her 🙂
Iconic shit hahaaa
I walked into a Limited many years ago, and was very ignored. I'm white, but I suppose I didn't look like I could afford to even be in the store, bc the saleswoman kept looking over my head and offering to help people who came in after me. I never returned.
Yes!!!!!!!
I saw where this was going way too early. Still good though
When I go to the really expensive stores... I know I cant afford a thing in there. And if I do find something.... I feel like a million dollars holding a bag... so I walk around with pride lmao.... and if I really don't get anything.... I take a store business card! Just cause I want proof I was really there:) I know I'm wierd. Lol
I used to travel for work from time to time and when I did I received per diem so on effect my meals were free. So what I would do is eat cheaply for the three or four days but find a nice shopping center or mall nearby and buy myself something nice. It might be a tie or a shirt, or if things were really pricey, a luxurious pair of socks. I'd file for my per diem upon returning home knowing that the reimbursement would more than pay for what I may have purchased. I ended up with some really nice things to remember these trips. And, like you, the bags were a point of pride as well.
Racism and bigotry are not interchangeable words. (though it often feels the same) That sales clerk is a big time bigot. Which is just as rude, imo. Love the pay back move. Go Cristela!
And that bloomings bytch now like - I effin knew you're poor
Damn cristela your chistosa
I gave it a Thumbs Up
That was so funny...I hope that lady learned a lesson.
It is sales tactic she doesnt know it.
Yassss!
Yes, the highly-prestigious check-out girl. Drives a '94 Honda Civic.
Why is she pretending she doesn’t look white?
Cruz 😍
Lol a great lesson
Funny funny
You are funny!
Prejudice not racism
It would've been better if she'd called over another clerk to give the other clerk the commission.
I came from “look at that bitch eating chicken”